The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).
Take the most scientific Harry Potter
In The Randomness Of My Mind
Be Nice to Nerds, Chances are you'll end up working for one!
42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
If anything can go wrong it will go wrong...usually in the way that causes most damage.
Change is inevitable...except from vending machines.
Mrs Murphy is always right.
Anger is a condition in which the tougue works faster than the brain.
The man who laughs last thinks slowest.
When people are free to do as they like they usually imitate each other.
If love is blind, what the point of lingerie?
I intend to live forever, so far so good!
All I really need to know I learnt in kindergarten!
When life hands you lemons ask for tequila and salt!
When you're young your parents teach you to walk and talk: when you're older they tell you to sit down and shut up!
Disney- 80 years of sparking eating disorders!
Why are all the good things in life illgal, immoral or fattening?
Smile, people will wonder what you are thinking.
Life is not as easy as the hooker on the corner!
The man who smiles when someting has gone wrong has found someone to blame it on- Robert Bloch
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway!
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Life is short: Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontolably and never regret anything that made you smile!
Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one's watching.
Laughter is God's sunshine.
Attitude is the paintbrush of life.
Life is not about how you survive the storm but how you daance in the rain.
It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an eternity to forget them!
Good friends are like stars... you can't always see them but they are always there!
Good friends will help you move. Really good friends will help you move a body!