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Author has written 5 stories for Fairy Tail.

1 Jan: Uploaded!! *cheers* School starts tomorrow, so I'm going on HIATUS just to be safe.


2 Oct: Am currently rewriting WCHM and constantly striking off parts. Currently the fourth draft. I hope it works out this time...=.= When I finally finish it will have a new title. Kill me if you will, I know I'm incorrigibly lazy. T.T


Yosh minna-san!! Thanks for viewing my profile, even if there isn't anything much to offer!!

Description: Chinese --a pathetic excuse for one. Please don't write in han zhi...I can only recognize the simple ones and if you do I shall have to resort to Google...

Not to mention the fact I am perpetually being mistaken for a Filipino or a Malay == on account of my not owning the stereotypical appearance of one(Blame my genetic coding)

15...=w= March 30th

My fav manga/anime: Fairy Tail!!! (Aye sir!XD) BUT currently besotted with 07-Ghost and Coppelion, YEAH

2nd: Naruto/Nurarihyon no Mago/ Baka to Test to Shokanjuu/ K / Hunter x Hunter

I am addicted to reading. The Angel's Game is currently my favourite book; fav authors are Agatha Christie, Eoin Colfer, Roald Dahl, Anne Fine, Eva Ibbotson, David Almond, Michael Morpurgo, J.K. Rowling, Haruki Murakami, Angie Sage, Isabel Allende, Dan Brown, Mark Haddon, Yiyun Li, Meg Rosoff, Carlos Ruiz Zafon and James Aldridge...(so far)

I also have a Fictionpress a/c...just don't feel inclined to use it yet.

FAV THINGS TO DO: (In uncertain order)

Sleeping, daydreaming, eating(??), reading (manga included;doujinshi occasionally...*nosebleed*), writing, singing, watching anime, swimming, rolling on the floor(what...), being a fangirl/otaku/fujoshi, being with my BFF and glomping her(LOL, she's cuddly XD) and chatting with her, playing with colours (especially PAINT!) and doing pencil sketches, learning new stuff, cussing in other languages (German, Russian, Japanese and Romanian(kinda) XDD) and exploring. Yeah I think that's all =p


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Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,569 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 11h ago - Published: 8/24/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,944 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Genma S., Gai M.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 473,117 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,200 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,860 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The Path Home by GaleSynch reviews
—is far, far away and the path is full of thorns but that doesn't mean I'll give up, I still want the warmth, the safety, and the happiness home provides and I'm reaching it. Self-Insert / SI, OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4655 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 4,033 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sharapova Pink by Meghan'sSuperCoolUserName reviews
Highschool Fic! Sas/Sak Guys never seem to understand that just because you have pink hair and wear cute tennis outfits, it doesn't mean you can't dominate on the court. Sakura can vouch it's not cake to deem yourself worthy to stoic team captains.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Visibility Zero by the Marysue Murderess reviews
She laughed when they cut her head off. She laughed and laughed. And then her head grew back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,084 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/11 - OC
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,374 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories goes with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Tsunade S., Madara U., Mito U., OC
Fading Memories by Darkpetal16 reviews
A collection of Canon One Shots from the stories Decaying Bluebells, Chipped Mask and Shadowed Sun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,976 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍 傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/20/2013 - OC, Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U.
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When evil villains (not really) capture pure hearted (mostly) heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,061 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
The Cassandra Effect by CompYES reviews
She will make them listen to her. A semi-serious attempt at a proactive Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,172 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S.
Fish Out of Water by the Marysue Murderess reviews
I read once that water is a symbol for emotions. And for a while now, I've thought maybe I drowned in both.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/18 - OC
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,326 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
Cheating Fate (運命を浮気) by Vaengir reviews
To give Naruto a chance against Madara, Obito might've inadvertently erased him from existence. Until he finds a way to bring Naruto back, he'll have to deal with sharing a body with his younger self while the other remains oblivious to his existence. Time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/12 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi, OC
Tomato Sauce - トマトソース by SassySizzleMonster reviews
I guess that whole death by ice cream truck was entirely worth it if you got to wake up where I did. Uzushiogakure may be in ruins but it's hella tight, at least that's how it was until I moved. Haha, I guess we all can't have our cake and eat it, too. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/18 - Yugito N., OC
Liturgy of the Hours by Guilty Bird reviews
For as long as he can remember, a voice has always been whispering in his mind, twisting him...changing him... Psychopath!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,598 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/28 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Phantom Girl by bibliosophia reviews
"Phantom Lord's famous for not getting along with Fairy Tail. I actually fretted deciding which one I wanted to join. After all, their reputation is nearly as nuts as Fairy Tail's!" Lucy helps a Dragon Slayer defeat some slavers, and in exchange he invites her to join his guild! ...no, not that Dragon Slayer. No, not that guild.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 213,231 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Lucy H., Gajeel R., Juvia L., Rogue C.
Tale of the Setting Sun by Guilty Bird reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,277 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Masks by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Is she Itachi? Is she Emiko? Is she Julia? Her masks keep appearing, her masks keep slipping. Her role keeps changing. Who is she? Sequel to ATWAS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/6 - Sasuke U., Kisame H., Akatsuki
Like We Used To by another wannabe author reviews
Naruto tries to woo Sasuke like it's his day job - Monday to Friday. NaruSasu. (Now with Overtime - Saturday & Sunday.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Crying Wolf by Riseha reviews
Because her whole existence there was a lie; her twin brother and family will never understand and neither will her friends, she will always be different no matter what because she'd died once and being reborn with all the morals of her past life never helps when she's reborn into a family of trained assassins. Self Insert / SI, OC.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,523 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Killua Z., OC
Unas Damas by White Ogre reviews
-AU- Four ladies, four questionable dating lives, and a desperate need to find happily ever after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,434 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Tenten, Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Flower Pollen Snow by Guilty Bird reviews
[Slice of Life] A world in which Danzō sacrificed himself. A world in which Naruto and Sasuke grew up with their families, and in which Sakura never knew her parents. People live as they should have lived and lose what they should have never lost, in a world of flowers that fall like snow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/1 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,906 - Follows: 5,626 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Sealmaster of Konoha by FaerieLight reviews
Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. The poor blonde just can't catch a break. Eventual femNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,062 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Life in the Sun by romantiscue reviews
When Sasuke kills the man Hinata has decided she loves, she travels back to a time where she can grow strong enough to unmake that one event. All for him. At least, that's what she tells herself when she leaves the present. Pragmatic!selfish!Hinata. Because I got tired of blushing, sweet, canon-compliant!Hinata and onetruluv time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/24 - Hinata H.
Looking Straight to the Sky by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
So, I died. But I guess that's okay, even if I'm now living in a world full of ninjas and the like. It's just too bad that the price for having a second life is taking a job as Death's Apprentice. Oh, woe is me. OC SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,594 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
A Hop, Step, Jump Away by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Haruno Sakura. Status: Clinically insane, if the floating eggs and sparkling children are to be considered. Wherever the hell she is, it's certainly not in the Five Elemental Nations anymore. (crack of sort).
Crossover - Naruto & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Sakura H., Y. Nikaidou
Survive the Red Sky by BERSER-CAR reviews
I was trapped inside some sort of weird game. At first, i thought I was still dreaming, but then the dream went on for weeks, months even. The symbols... The people... All I knew but none I truly knew. I don't care for helping make this world better. I don't care whether Konoha was razed to the ground. All I cared about was surviving, as in this game, there is only one life. OC SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,383 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/8/2013 - OC
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/7/2012
Disgrace To Our Clan by NushiKasai reviews
In Konoha, it was once tradition for the highest ranking clans of nobility to have black hair. In spite of this, Sakura Haruno is married into the influential Uchiha clan. She finds herself having to survive with a politically corrupt- and entirely black-haired- husband and clan who certainly aren't overjoyed with her degrading pink hair. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,238 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Kokuten by Riya3 reviews
All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,836 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Pushing Up Daisies by miscmist reviews
Illiteracy is a common problem among orphans within the village. When Naruto missreads a scroll, it sends him back in time. A time where Konoha is not yet born, and a time where dark-haired men refuse to say no. Especially to pretty, blonde women. FEMNaru. *Rated T for cussing, innuendo, and possibilities. ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,911 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Hacia el sol by lucife56 reviews
Life is not fair, life is not easy, even less for a Hyuga. Self insertion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Neji H., Hiashi H.
Half-Pony Monsters by kincaidian reviews
In which there are gossipy crows, abuse of genjutsu, and incest galore: "Nii-san," Sasuke breathed, and Itachi disappeared in a flurry of feathers and ill-disguised homolust. Crack, ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Monster by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Konoha made a terrible mistake. They didn't see the monster, nor did they see the one he created. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Orochimaru - Complete
Hero by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
There are no such thing as heroes in this world. Only monsters. She lived for years without a hero, and she had to save herself... but she wasn't a hero. She was a monster. Sequel to Monster, SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Beauty of Imperfection by Kouralia reviews
My sister had the perfect life, but threw it away to live within her favorite anime. Neither of us counted on my accidental inclusion. I thought it would be hell, but this world has a strange effect on us. Suddenly, she doesn't seem to cast such a large shadow. I had to take that chance to prove myself as more than just "The Mary Sue's sister". I had to become a ninja. OC story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,718 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 12/3/2010 - OC
Exit Strategy by Crackalive reviews
He must escape this world, killing and manipulating those in his way. But... will he be able to follow his Exit Strategy? Will he pay the cost? You have never read anything like this before!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,969 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013
Sunny Days and Eye Candy by Riya3 reviews
Pakkun has a confession to make. Kakashi is amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Kakashi H., Pakkun, Akamaru - Complete
Time Again by Shaay reviews
When Naruto is given the chance to change everything he decides to take it. It's just too bad Kurama conveniently forgets to mention one small detail before allowing him to make his choice. [Gender-swap. Fem!Naruto. Time-travel.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,056 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U.
Tied to the Bell Tree by auraleek reviews
On the day that Suzuki is born, somewhere in another universe a young woman laying in a coma dies. Unfortunately Ann can't accept her death and the impossibility of reincarnation. Suzuki must deal with the consequences as she clashes with her past life while trying to find her place in the secretive world of the shinobi where no one is what they seem. OC Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Mad House by slowrabbits reviews
Welcome to the home of the insane. Chapter 5: You know they've never taken drugs before. ―Team 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sai
Pulling The Strings by Hubris Plus reviews
Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. At least it's better than Bloody Mist. SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Kankuro, Gaara
Perfect Vision by Lethargy reviews
Once upon a time, Sasuke screwed up. Or rather, life screwed him up, and turned him into a vengeful, arrogant, cold-blooded bastard that ended up betraying friends, killing teachers, and destroying his village. Until Itachi's reset button, at least. [Time Travel!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012
Senkei by XxZuiliu reviews
It's a miracle in itself that life extends beyond death. But in reality, reincarnation in the time of the warring clans is a curse, not a blessing. Self-Insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,530 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - OC
Four Idiots by 1Yui reviews
Sabaku no Gaara is handed a joint mission with Konoha's Naruto, Rock Lee and Sai. They're not exactly the best shinobi for the job...or are they? - Running gags, clichés, epic fails (with an actual plot) involving the four most lovable social retards of the shinobi world…Crazy Adventure Time! (with occasional surprise guests) Cover Art by vialesana from DA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,609 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Gaara, Sai - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,738 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 259,852 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Dealing With Absurdity by SaiSymbolic reviews
It was one thing to be transported to the Naruto-verse by falling into a big screen television. It was another having to deal with what I call "village-ism", learning how to kill and learning how to fit in. I had my work cut out for me. Self-insert, O.C. [No Longer Updating][Rewrite up NOW!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - OC, Naruto U.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Firestorm by Violaplayer reviews
Heroes are made, not born. This world is not your own, but your existence condemns it. Live and fight for your just cause, before your own beliefs betray you, and find happiness as best you can. To thine own self be true, for it is the only thing left that is yours. Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,815 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Chasing Sunflower's by OrangeInk101a reviews
"Picture this, you're minding your own business when some evil guy tramples your consciousness and plays you like a fool. Then you suffer the consequences by being sentenced to prison for all eternity. Wouldn't you be a little pissed off too?"Sunflowers mean unwavering faith and patience; I was far from that. But I had to remember, you're not always reincarnated as a human
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,499 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Akatsuki, Team Seven
Forgotten by Proselyte reviews
How can a body live without its soul? He will tell you - but of course, you need to give him your soul in exchange. Genres were selected randomly because I don't know what the hell this should be.
07-Ghost - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Teito K., Verloren - Complete
Just a Little More Sense by phoenixyfriend reviews
Paris wasn't really the smartest of men. Why not give the choice of the judgement to someone else? One by one, various characters replace him in The Judgment of Paris... and do a rather good job of irritating a trio of self-absorbed goddesses.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Aphrodite, Jashin
All The World's A Stage by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
It was just a role, just a role. She faked it, faked everything. It was just a role, until... It wasn't. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC - Complete
Little Acorn by Colors of Iris reviews
One mistake. One wayward soul. Now, running around Konoha is a small, blind girl, who by all rights should not exist. What are the consequences that arise from a reincarnation that was never supposed to happen? And who knows what changes would be wrought should the memories of a past life ever be regained... — OC self-insert. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,436 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Yoroi A.
The Boy in the Park by Shadenight123 reviews
Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn't immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does. Proof that an OC doesn't need to be powerful or even a Shinobi to make a difference...and proof that I can write something different from Angst. Fem-Naruto. Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 106,710 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruko U., OC - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 4,361 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Stoicism is the new in thing by angrypixels reviews
One incident changed the life of a few... and affected the mentality of too many to count. Causalities include, but not limited to, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura. Warning, please avoid one hyper Uchiha, one pessimistic yet aspiring blond artist and one violent-poker-faced-pink-haired female or you may be permanently scarred for life. Non-Mass. OC.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,807 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else! Now with 62% more sulfur and brimstone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 63,687 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven
The Joys of Reading Minds by JSeru reviews
When a psychologist (with mind reading magic, nonetheless!) from the Magic Council comes to visit Fairy Tail, he wants to check up on more than their mental health. His secret mission? Discover all possible pairings within the guild! And for a prize of 10,000,000 Jewels, it's worth it! Many pairings included, and tons of hilarity! Newest Chapter: Carla!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,313 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Dying and waking up in Uzumaki Naruto's body can change a girls view on life. OC-self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Naruto U.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,731 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Hitched by NushiKasai reviews
"Haruno Sakura, you are hereby assigned this S-Rank mission of convincing the entire Kage Summit that you and Uchiha Sasuke are both married and irrevocably in love with each other." Naruto and Sasuke, the two Hokage candidates, were to be presented to all the villages at the Kage Summit. Sakura didn't expect to be going along for the ride. Especially not as Sasuke's 'fake' wife.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sunshine and Stormclouds by Elelith reviews
Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
How to Break an Engagement by drippinghoney reviews
Teito Klein is unwillingly engaged to Lord Ayanami, but the appearance of three mysterious bishops might give him a new chance at freeedom. [Frau/Teito, AU.]
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,493 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Frau, Teito K.
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Here Come the Ninja! by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Konoha Shinobi are eccentric. Its civilians even more so. "This wasn't the first time that Kakashi had escaped from hospital before he was supposed to. And it definitely wasn't the first time he had found him lying amongst stacks of porn whilst bleeding profusely. " Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Naruto U., Chōji A., Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
Saburo's Tournament by AllynDM reviews
When thirty-two of the universes most powerful fighters are dragged into a strange man's bloodthirsty sense of entertainment, who will be the victor? The ninjas of Konoha or the mages of Fairy Tail?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Naruto U., Natsu D.
Fire Rebirth by Nanosilver reviews
Obligations, expectations, all made heavier by a young village standing on shaky legs. The gigantic construct that is the Clan is greater than I, and failure is not an option. I am headed for greatness - provided the world doesn't come crashing down on me before I get there. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,485 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Madara U., Kagami U.
Of Blood and Soul by NushiKasai reviews
In world where everyone is 'bonded' by soul to a certain species of animal, Sakura Haruno must travel to the Land of Wind with the rest of Team Seven as they search for their own bonded soul-animals. Add on a confusing Kazekage, difficult travelling companions and assassins out for her head and Sakura soon realises that finding a soul-animal is not as easy as she'd thought.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Gaara
Booth Duty by drippinghoney reviews
Frau's been strong-armed into booth duty. Little does he know, it's going to change his life. [Short chapter series, because I'm lazy]. [AU, Frau POV]. [Frau/Teito].
07-Ghost - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Frau, Teito K.
Naruto The New Spirit by Flame-Fist-Ace reviews
In his fight with Madara, Naruto is transported to a new world were he meets these 'Celestial Spirits' and now finds that he is one... what's the poor guy to do? Naruto/Lucy
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,949 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Naruto U., Lucy H.
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Glass Between Us by Amy Cahill09 reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen. Meeting another person was supposed to be impossible for me, but it happened. Making friends was also impossible, but I did. Now the only thing that separates us is a glass wall, and that's impossible to break. NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,220 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Ophiuchus by aphrodite931 reviews
"Silly mommy. There are only twelve Zodiac signs." "But what about Ophiuchus?" "Who?" Lucy asked dumbfounded.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,720 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Take a Chance by iDevalu reviews
Teito really hates Valentine's Day. High School AU. T because of the language. (I really finished it this time, I SWEAR.)
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
The Prince and The Thief by bellissima-kirei reviews
CHAPTER 3 UPDATE! Here was something worth any jewels in the world. A real masterpiece, more beautiful than any painting that he had ever stolen. My first fic collab with aionwatha! Shounen ai.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kurapika K., Kuroro L.
A bad day for the crow by Chocolatepants reviews
My back was turned to them, and I was more than willing to sprint a thousand miles away from them if I had to. "Ah, Awashima-kun, Fushimi-kun, please have a seat." I could feel his gaze turn to me, "Waiter!"
K - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Wallflower Project: Asphodel by EcstaticPetenshi reviews
It was the sole reason why assassin didn't need friends. IllumixOC.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Illumi Z., OC] - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Full Table by SaturnXK reviews
It is Thanksgiving, but the members of the Genei Ryodan are very unwilling to particpate in this event.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Phantom Troupe/Genei Ryodan - Complete
TERMINAL by reeyachan reviews
Killua's impatient ramblings while waiting for the very late Gon at a bus terminal. Patience and... candies XD Rated T for language.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Killua Z., Gon F. - Complete
MAN TO MAN TALK by reeyachan reviews
What Leorio told Gon about what the kid saw when he was at the store with Kurapika (from my Enchanting Monsoon fanfic). Warning: Topic may not be suitable for children with innocent rationality (like Gon himself) XD
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Shana the Short reviews
"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,716 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sakura H.
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Life Granted by phantomworks reviews
Switched at birth, the demon has become the prince of a kingdom and the prince, mistaken for a demon. When the time comes for the demon to take off his mask, what will happen to the true prince? Will he survive? Or will he fall with his kingdom?
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,179 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Frau, Teito K.
Count Me In by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
Circumstances by Phoenix-Thunder reviews
Gon refuses to get out of the change room, Kurapica punches Leorio, and Hisoka...WHAT THE FU- -Warning Crackfic and slightly OOC-
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Killua Z., Gon F. - Complete
Sweet Aftertaste by rein-arius reviews
After receiving tickets to a hot-springs resort, Gon and Killua are excited for their little trip. However, Killua's feelings for Gon escalates, and he is in a heated conflict with his raging hormones. One-shot Fluff, Killua's POV.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something to Live For by TaikoHawk reviews
OPTIONAL sequel for The Philosophy of Self. For those who wished a certain two characters to have a little romance. No smut, no citrus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 3,032 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
How Troublesome by Rumer Hasit reviews
Shikamaru's life was going fine; he avoided going on missions and Ino, smoked a lot, and watched clouds. Now, he's discovered Naruto's biggest secret, is being forced to go on a mission, and life has gotten a whole lot more complicated. How troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,353 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Dragon Myth by Might is Right reviews
Dragons, such mysterious creatures. But where are they? Why have they left us? Join the dragon slayers as they try to find their dragons.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Igneel, Grandine - Complete
Burn Limits by Taivasalla reviews
When Sakura's mother dies, she grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sakura H.
Frame the Halves by leafyaki reviews
Labrador arrives, and Frau assesses the people who make up their strange, whacked team. Introspection/friendship fic, mainly from Frau's point of view.
07-Ghost - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Frau - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Philosophy of Self by TaikoHawk reviews
They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Things they say by Spider9x reviews
Ridiculous optimism and delusional hearing are the results of Hisoka's unique inference skills. Drabbles. Now taking character requests! D
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hisoka
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Distorted Reality by Hanako H reviews
Death was supposed to be permanent. At least, that's what I assumed. I never expected to be reborn in this strange world of trained assassins I know absolutely nothing about… And have to train with freaky silver-eyed cousins. Lovely. Self-insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,344 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hinata H., Neji H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 6,825 - Follows: 6,900 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
How She Was by lightningpelt reviews
Dreams can tell us much about ourselves. Kurapika learns something he never imagined as he chats with an inconspicuously beautiful young girl he feels he should know. KuraxMelody Oneshot
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Kurapika K., Melody - Complete
Missing Pages by Silver Uranium reviews
Five pages which should never have come to light. The one torn between the two. For it is said, you can't hide secrets and repressed emotions forever. Songfic with the song in chapter 3
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Natsu D.
The Sun Thief by Might is Right reviews
A journal has been found in Varso. It contains the words of a man named, Jackson Parson. He was once known as, The Sun Thief. Sentenced to die, he left behind his last words in a journal. That journal lay forgotten in the rock but now is found.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
Twisted by Hachibukai reviews
A week before Gray and Lucy's wedding, Natsu came back - the boy she used to love. Apparently that's not a good news for the groom-to-be, yes? NatsuxLucyxGray. COMPLETE.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,366 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] Natsu D. - Complete
Of Rainbows and Unicorns and All Things Shiny by Senbei x Cup Ramen reviews
And suddenly, Natsu feels like puking rainbows, blood and whatnot because these damn kindergarteners are killing him. LuNa COMPLETE
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,531 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Broken Home by Tatsigi reviews
Alternate Universe. Set in a world with no magic. I thought parents were suppose to protect you? Going through life, no one should be hurt especially not by their parents. Who will protect you when your parents don't? Rated T for violence and language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,454 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Natsu: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Shunrei Ryuzaki reviews
At last! The one and only guide to everyone's favorite fire dragon slayer, Natsu Dragneel.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Natsu D. - Complete
Just As What It Seems by Fifth-Of-Fourth reviews
When Mystogan decided to pay a visit to Edolas's Fairy Tail, he realized that he had always been a member of the guild. There should be no problem with feeling right at home, right? MystoganxEdo-Lucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Mystogan/Edo Jellal, Edo Lucy/Lucy A. - Complete
Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Sleepless Nights by genieforyourworld reviews
He swears he will not believe that she is dead until he holds her body in his arms. Only then will he take his own life. — Jellal/Erza
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
Guess what movie that was from? by Senbei x Cup Ramen reviews
"Luke…I'm your father." Lucy stifled a groan as she patted a crying Natsu on the back. She was going to kill whoever persuaded him to go on a movie marathon. LuNa
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Operation Shopping Trip by Senbei x Cup Ramen reviews
Mirajane had only thought it to be the best idea possible – Spying on Natsu and Lucy's shopping trip and recording it with her trusty camera. She thought wrong. Sometimes, you get more than you bargain for and Mirajane was going to learn it the hard way. LuNa
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Double Cross by R.M.Taluth reviews
Lucy has been executed by the guild she loves. What happened in the month that lead to this tragedy? Is Lucy who she really is or has something much more sinister happened to her? And what are doppelgangers? Can Fairy Tail figure it out in time? Nalu&more
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,337 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Dear Togashi by Lyra Klaude reviews
Dear Togashi, I totally hate you. Sincerely, Killua. Rated T for language.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Killua Z., Gon F.
Fight club by R.M.Taluth reviews
Lucy needs help to become a stronger mage. After the battle against Kain, she turns to the one person she thinks may help her. Natsu. But how willing is he to train with his nakama? And why does Happy have a camera?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
REUNION by Shana the Short reviews
AU Three years ago the Biju took the world by terror, broadcasting horrific murders before suddenly vanishing. Now they're back and it's up to the Akatsuki Investigation Unit and those closest to the people who became the Biju to figure out why. Fast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Diva's Lament by kaotic312 reviews
Every author's worst nightmare. Kishimoto is visited by his creations while dreaming. Crack fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Change by dark Alley reviews
"Sakura-chan… she changed the most… sometimes she gets this look in her eyes… it reminds of how you look when you think about your family."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
fading away by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a pathological anatomy of the heart by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: this is no tragedy. She believes it. -medical!au-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
March of the Kitsune by Scion of Fate reviews
Rikuo Nurarihyon, in his quest to follow in his grandfather's footsteps and become the Master of all Youkai, stumbles upon an old friend of the Nura clan. Naruto Uzumaki, a mysterious kitsune with a dark past. Naruto x Nurarihyon no Mago. Pairings unknown
Crossover - Naruto & Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U.
shades of grey by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Defence Against The Dark Arts With Professor Umino by AvocadoLove reviews
It may take all year, but Iruka is determined to teach these wizard kids a thing or two about how to defend themselves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Iruka U. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Inner Vision by AvocadoLove reviews
When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
So Predictable by runwitskizzers reviews
Ever since she had broken into Sasuke’s house a few months earlier and seen that well-worn copy of Icha Icha he’d kept hidden from the world… her curiosity had been sparked. SasuSaku. Sequel to Bloody Typical.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Themes of Life by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
02. Humor. "I mean, really. Sasuke. Honey. You know I’d love you even if you were bald and deranged.” Sasuke/Sakura one shot series.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Viridian by Alfhild reviews
The boys discuss our favorite medic-nin's eye color. Written because I love the very many different shades of green authors use to describe Sakura's eyes in their stories. Mild SaiSaku. Rated mostly for Kiba's mouth and wayward imaginations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Song For You by doy.doy reviews
One day, while playing with some little kids, one child decides to sing Kurapika a song.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Kurapika K. - Complete
Listless Casualties by extraordinaire reviews
AU SasuSaku. When juggling forbidden romance with your childhood sweetheart, keeping your father sane, and all other attributes of being the perfect Catholic school girl, the only thing left to do is list the reasons why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,254 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wordless by seleneswan reviews
Because actions speak louder. Valentine's Day Oneshot. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
locking rhythm with hearts by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “I know I said I’d try, Sasuke-kun—but if you continue like this, my heart can only take so much.” “I’ll get you a new heart, then.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pepsi Theory by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the long and winding road by ohwhatsherface reviews
The path of revenge, she realizes, is lonely indeed. But sacrifices need to be made.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
07GHOST: ローズの下の真実 by Zaphodiop reviews
AU Long ago, there were three kingdoms, Barsburg, Raggs, and Eden. For a fortnight, the various noble families of Barsburg have had expensive artifacts go missing, and it's up to Prince Ayanami to stop the thief. However, fate has other ideas for him...
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ayanami
The Merry Band of Idiots by ohwhatsherface reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
pretty girl by ohwhatsherface reviews
Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
wardrobe malfunctions by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love fool by ohwhatsherface reviews
KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Balls and Brides by TooDarnLazy reviews
Naruto’s sudden concern over the state of Sasuke’s… stuff… leads to a series of matchmaking dates, which in turn lead Sasuke to realizing just who his ideal bride is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About the Simple Things by Kaori-chan2 reviews
NxL future-fic: It was easy going from friends to lovers, but trying to make a relationship work through the different scary phases is so much harder than they thought. Update Ch. 5: In which Natsu realizes why he loves her.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
Refuge by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Missing ninjas. Missing memories. And war. Sasu/Saku. complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,709 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
switch by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Veiled Ambition by FiddlingCrispo reviews
Chief of Staff Ayanami craved a non-human buddy and Lieutenant Hyuuga was ordered to find one...The subordinate was slightly displeased with his superior for his lack of gratitude and he decided to take some serious moves. Hyuuga/Aya-tan fluff.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hyuuga, Ayanami - Complete
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
How Far He Would Go by kaotic312 reviews
Just how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Male Strippers by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Why Sasuke was angry was not beyond her. “Naruto,” Sakura said slowly, “why did you hire me a male stripper for my eighteenth birthday?” For EWHH its Kenna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
the perfect plan by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Time of No Return by hakanamu reviews
With nothing to gain but everything to lose, Minato risked a last-minute addition to the Shiki Fuuin. He succeeded in wiping Kyuubi from the past, only to discover he had also invalidated his own future…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Shop Loyalty by Ate de Anguis reviews
Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Teuchi - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Empty Tears by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. Sasuke hated it when Sakura wasn’t the way she always was: single and in love with him. And it wasn’t like she had a boyfriend, either. No—she had a fiancé. And his name was Uchiha Itachi. REVISED: 07-31-09.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Story by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Because when they married, he didn't really know how to be a husband. But she had eternity to teach him. Sasuke/Sakura. First year married.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 667 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Of Firemen and Pyromaniacs by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Wherein three girls discuss the biggest news in all of Konoha. Beware, the fan girls go crazy when Sasuke dear starts dating. SASU/SAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty Beautiful by Rondeau reviews
When Lucy is given another chance to do a cover for Sorcerer magazine, she is ecstatic to discover all the male attention it has garnered. Natsu, on the other hand…isn’t quite as pleased. -Natsu x Lucy-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Out of the Corner of His Eye by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
The Love Doctor! In the midst of a crazy, half-baked scheme to get Sasuke and Sakura together, Ino realizes that they didn’t need as much help as she thought. Because Sasuke has always only had eyes for Sakura; she just didn’t know he did. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Unwritten by La Editor reviews
A nineteen-turned-twelve Sakura will vouch that time travel is no walk in the park. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,615 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
If You Play Your Cards Right by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Reality can be so much better than a stupid fairytale. Sasu/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cafe by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Because sometimes, there are more interesting things in cafes than the coffee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by runwitskizzers reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
rinse and repeat by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
for serious by ohwhatsherface reviews
FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Not Just A Kiss by SSC reviews
An ‘accident’ concerning a Dementor changes Harry’s life. After OotP, non HBPcompliant. Dementorish!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Girl by Shana the Short reviews
Behind the sweet mask of a good girl there lies a dirty little secret.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
You Suck, Mr Panda! by FastForward reviews
Short crackfic. Naruto pisses off a bunch of ANBU, expecting to lose them in a crowd. The only one he doesn't lose is Mr. Panda. An evil panda is chasing meeeee. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Avenger by ohwhatsherface reviews
I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Big Fat Hyuuga Wedding by ohwhatsherface reviews
NaruHina. Marriage. Hiashi. Flowers. Groomsmen. Hanabi. Dresses. Neji. Stags. And hyphenated surnames...? Naruto's got a lot on his plate and this time it's not ramen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Plushie Power by FastForward reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been dating for a year, and the blond panics when the Uchiha tells him he has a surprise for him for their oneyear. Naruto needs to find him a present, but has no idea what it should be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sparkless by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto. Sakura. Kissing. And sparks. Except not really. Not at all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Demoneyes 14 reviews
Ero sennin's pick up lines! Guaranteed to get the girl or your money back! Well... it would be more guaranteed if it hadn't fallen on his face in the library, but heck, Sai will try anything once! Maybe it will save him a beating from Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Fat Avenger by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Three weeks in to their [ridiculous, disgusting, hard, painful, annoying] training regimen, Sakura stopped him amidst his pushups. “Oi, Sasukekun, let's spar.” Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Usachan by Shana the Short reviews
First Fanfic! Haku, Zabuza, and a bunny. No, it isn't a damn Alice in Wonderland spoof. FOR AngelLucifel. HAPPY EARLY EASTER!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Play With Me by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Naruto is in a band and notices an interview that he wasn't invited to in a magazine. He discovers some interesting things about his friends, most particularly, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Dressed In White by ohwhatsherface reviews
While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Revenge, is a Terrible Thing by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] [Team 7 hilarity] “Don’t look at the pictures. Just don’t. Just give them to me.” Well, now she had to look at them. So she did and nearly dropped them in surprise. Rated for language. I think. Did I mention this was Crack? Because it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You by FastForward reviews
Sasuke gets sent out on a mission two days before Christmas, but buys Naruto an extralarge present to make up for it. The problem is, does Naruto care about the present when he's to spend Christmas alone? SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Road to Life by runwitskizzers reviews
[Kakashi]period[Because that is all you'll ever need.] Kakashi grinned under his mask – he loved the Road to Life. Ready yourself for a extravaganza of Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Happy Birthday, Naruto by FastForward reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, but everyone knows it's also the day Kyuubi attacked Konoha, and they lost Yondaime. Can his birthday truly be celebrated? YES! CAUSE WE LOVE HIM!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Relationship in Seven Parts by SarashinaNikki reviews
So how did two people as mismatched as Teito and Mikage become friends, anyway? Written for a friend. some slash implications
07-Ghost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Teito K., Mikage - Complete
Fox in Boots by Letta reviews
You know that story ‘Puss in Boots’? This isn’t it. It’s better. Besides, that story’s wrong anyway, so you should thank me for writing this the way it’s supposed to be because now you know the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Eternally Yours by Shirohane reviews
A tale of a fool, prince, and princess. The fool loved the princess, who loved the prince. The prince, in return, loved the fool, but all of their loves were not meant to be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Inner by dark Alley reviews
Sakura had an accident so Inner Sakura decided to come out to play.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,303 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Kisame: Kyuubi Kapturer by Kaori reviews
The Misspelling is intentional and this is a short crack fic. Kisame makes like Steve Irwin with Itachi as his cameraman. Challenge: Part 2 with Deidara and Sasori trying to catch Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Drama by Kaori reviews
Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
It Could Only End in Tragedy by Kaori reviews
The young shinobi mourn the passing of...well it's nobody you'd ever expect that's for sure. It's very short and I guarantee it's nobody you'd ever expect.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Souuke no Kokoro wo Tsukamae! by Shirohane reviews
Sasuke always does his best to keep other boys away from cute uke Narutochan! Do your best to capture Naruto's heart, Sasuke! Sasuke x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Keys to Leadership by Letta reviews
Companion fic to Keys to Diplomacy. The Hokage demonstrates unconventional methods of keeping subordinates in line. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/28/2005
For Your Love by Letta reviews
Naruto suddenly finds himself in a world of confusion when nearly everyone he runs into is hopelessly in love with him. As his friends and rivals vie for his affections his life is turned upside down. Warnings: Yaoi, lang., violence, etc. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,666 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/25/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,320 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Manazashi wa Eien ni by Shirohane reviews
Naruto disguises himself for a dangerous mission. What would he do when Sasuke falls in love with his disguised self? Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,045 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shiruka yo by Ruaki reviews
Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Moments in Waitressing reviews
[HIATUS] Omake (extras) from Waitressing for Dummies. First chapters: Other peoples' perspectives.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Erza S., Gray F., Lucy H., Natsu D.
Waitressing for Dummies reviews
[HIATUS] So this is what the underworld looks like. Erza fits in here all right, she's(?) a demon and...well...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Erza S., Gray F., Lucy H., Natsu D.
Accident reviews
Lucy dumped the Fire Dragon Slayer in front of the S-class Exquip mage as if he was a sack of potatoes. Dirty ones."Erza, if you would be so kind, murder him in the most painful way you can think of," Lucy hissed. What has Natsu done this time? Review!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Flying Fish reviews
Lucy's going flying-fish fishing again with Natsu and Happy! Reason: to woo Carla! Will anything happen between the Celestial Spirit Mage and the Fire Dragon Slayer? Read on to find out! Review please!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,709 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Battle of Wits reviews
Natsu and Gray decide to fight it out this time with brains instead of brawn! Review please!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete