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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I am indeed of the fairer sex.

Bryce Courtenay's Matthew Flinder's Cat was and is my primary inspiration for Drugged, and everybody should go read it because it is amazing.

I have a sneaking suspicion nobody actually reads these, and it's far too tempting to say something outrageous and/or generally offensive just to make sure.

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Update May 2013

I've temporarily given up on Drugged until I can sort out where I want it to go. I'm sure I'll get back to it eventually. Meanwhile, I'd like to give Ode To a Toad a go (seriously, if anyone can think of a better title, please PM me) - I can see the endpoint, I just need to get there.

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Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby comes with his warning, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, and his life, forever. A long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 201,200 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Reflection by tanithw reviews
Established relationship. Minerva is seriously injured duelling dark wizards but survives, the consequences of those injuries will have lasting ramifications. HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,731 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Ink Stains by Dreams2Paper11 reviews
In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
A Heart's Home by obilupin reviews
When Bungo Baggins dies, Bag End and all his possessions should pass to the husband of his daughter and only child Bilba. Only Bilba doesn't have a husband and has never shown any inclination towards acquiring one. So, Bungo takes account for that in his will in a manner Bilba did not expect. Luckily for her a wizard has other plans. Fem!Bilbo, Fem!Ori other pairings and OC's
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,647 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 12/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Ori, Dwalin]
A Day at the Beach by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/Loki] AU: Two lonely souls trying to escape their circumstances meet on a lonely beach and find understanding. (Like most of my stories I can't choose categories, so let's go with romance/comedy and adventure? sure. Works for me.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 74,731 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/19 - [Hermione G., Loki]
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Road From Bitter by Sela McGrane reviews
In a world where Petunia loved her nephew, Harry Potter grew up wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/20 - [Petunia D., Rosmerta] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
This Dream's On Me by Tsume Yuki reviews
Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,291 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Harry P., Fili]
Blur by yorushihe reviews
Part One of Blur series - Dreaming of Earth. Thorin dreams of Valinor, and his Greed pulls him further... Now to face the consequences, which may include living inside a girl's body... Thorin/fem!Harry (kind of).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/4 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
In the Heart of the Castle by Docile Boy reviews
A story about love and strange magics and the aftermath of war. Not DH epilogue or Pottermore compliant. MM/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,914 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.]
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 462,840 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future. Updated on weekends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 267,060 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 5,005 - Follows: 5,513 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Vanished! by AlexToYourOlivia reviews
Janeway argues with Seven and before they can come to a resolution, the ship runs into an anomaly. I don't want to give too much away but it's heading towards J/7.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,019 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/11/2013 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
She Who Turns Time by CherriiMarina reviews
What was supposed to be a quick trip through time changes Hermione and Minerva forever. Not your standard Time-Turner fic. Begins in 1998 and ends up spanning more than sixty years. MM/HG romantic. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 193,622 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
Age of Healing by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Hermione is suffering from the effects of the war and is struggling, for perhaps the first time, with her schooling. What happens next involves an accident that will change Hermione's life, and quite possibly Minerva's also.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,141 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 5,233 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
White Owl by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Rogue stumbles upon a new shop in Bayville, White Owl, she also stumbles upon a new friend, and possibly more. FemHarry, FemSlash, FemHarry/Rogue. M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Rogue/Anna Marie
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 4,390 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Endear You To Me by Docile Boy reviews
It's all the moments in between that endear you to me.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 183,361 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Brenda L.J., S. Raydor] - Complete
Why Jenny Makes The Tea by BiJane reviews
She might not really be Vastra's maid, but there is a very good reason making tea is her role.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Sontaran, Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century - Complete
All Bark, No Bite by sweetdivision reviews
Patricia just wants to be a good dog...but sometimes helping your master means disobeying, especially when it comes to the new girl.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Complete
Changes by teosinte reviews
Hermione's body was protesting the physical demands of the Headmistress. But she could not complain, really, as the older woman was giving her something she had wanted for a very long time. Even if she was upon her at all hours of the day. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Cool Professor by Yggdrasil'sRoots reviews
When Neville had demanded he be allowed to take his final exams early, Mcgonagall was surprised enough to agree. Neither of them really expected him to end up as the cool herbology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Neville L. - Complete
Exotic Pet by Lucillia reviews
A Harry Potter who's a full-blooded member of a certain two-hearted, cold-blooded species of Crocodillian descent from a certain planet that's currently missing ends up on the Dursley's doorstep. He ends up having a much happier life there than he normally would've due to the fact that he "Isn't people".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Yes, She Wrote by Sela McGrane reviews
A little known law regarding the marital status of an animagis forced Minerva McGonagall into a position of needing to find a spouse, and quickly, or she'd be sent to Azkaban. A personal ad without a name is responded to by one Hermione Granger. What happens when they each realize just who they've been courting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Fate Changes Overnight by Harmony Fanon reviews
What if the Dursleys had never found Harry, rather someone had been watching No. 4 at the time he was dropped off?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Curiosity by hrududil reviews
"Why do they call you Duck?" Ted asked. Andromeda rolled her eyes. "We were innocent once, you know."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Love and Annarchy by Moczo reviews
::Sequel to Lesson One:: It's a snow day, and to Princess Anna of Arendelle, that has only one meaning: Fun times with her big sister. But when a certain Scottish princess makes moves to monopolize Elsa's time Anna has no choice but to take matters into her own hands. And considering the nature of Merida's 'interest', that spells trouble with a capital 'ANNA'.
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Merida, Anna, Elsa - Complete
Garish Light of Day by Sela McGrane reviews
The day after Voldemort's defeat, Hermione Granger vanished, presumed captured and killed by Death Eaters still on the loose at the time. Ten years later, Minerva McGonagall finds her former student in a very unlikely place. How will she convince Hermione to end her self imposed exile? MM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Negotiations by enginerdthebard reviews
During negotiations of Delta Quadrant mining rights, Captain Janeway finds herself distracted with an entirely different kind of negotiations
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Seven of Nine, K. Janeway] - Complete
Where No Shadows Fall by Saavik13 reviews
"If I do this, you won't have done anything, Harry. You won't exist. You'll probably never exist." Hermione coughed roughly, the damp irritating her lungs. "None of this will have happened." Hermione has lost everyone and everything in the war. Left with only one terrible choice, she honors Harry's sacrifice and goes back to change history. Reposted from AO3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,847 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Albus D., Hermione G.] Voldemort, F. Flitwick - Complete
Knotted Strings by CherriiMarina reviews
"You've never been able to explain it; this inner magnetism between the two of you. You don't know if she feels it the way you do, but you don't think it matters much. She could be spitting hatred and vitriol at you and you still wouldn't be able to stay away."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
The Sandbox by FluffyBlackKitten reviews
A bit sad. A bit sweet. Implied time travel. Will be a "series" of one-shots in the same universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Up to No Good by Delylah reviews
Just how did Fred and George manage to figure out the Marauder's Map, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2014 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Otterly in Love by Behindthebook08 reviews
When Hermione comes home for lunch, she finds a suspicious surprise waiting on her kitchen table. (Hermione/Fred, super fluffy)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
An Invitation by Masquerading as Quality reviews
The Christmas Eve Royal Ball is approaching, and Princess Aurora is not looking forward to the latest in a long line of exceedingly dull attempts to marry her off. Desperate for a bit of excitement, she extends an invitation to the wicked fairy Maleficent. "Well...that's very nice of you, dearie," Fauna tells her. "But I don't think she'll come." [AU, Femmeslash, One-shot.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
The Snow Queen by Darklooshkin reviews
Rose Potter disappeared at the age of six. In Hermione Granger's sixth year, the Goblet of Fire summons a girl trained to be the champion of a very different kind of game. They wanted a saviour. They got the Snow Queen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Harry P., President Snow’s grandaughter
Jasper Redux by Bridgette Irish reviews
Hermione awakens one night to a strange sound outside her chambers. What she finds that night in the halls of Hogwarts will change her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,986 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Undercurrents by lazysunday30 reviews
It started with a bathing suit and a photo shoot by the river
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Complete
The Incoming Storm by Funky In Fishnet reviews
What will Ada do with her new freedom? The Doctor's friends show her that anything is possible.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century] Ada G. - Complete
The Best Exotic Muggle Hotel by the real snape reviews
Narcissa Malfoy and Mrs Zabini: After the wizarding war, much has changed and these two find themselves in the position to have to earn a They decide to open a bed-and-breakfast
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Narcissa M.
Three by Five by lazysunday30 reviews
"I was just living my life and then you were there, and now we're here." Miranda and Andy are mostly unconcerned with what goes on around them.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6894 - Favs: 8,788 - Follows: 6,729 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Secretly, Yours by Brutality reviews
On October 31, 1991, Hermione Granger ends up in the Room of Requirement instead of the girl's bathroom. She meets eleven-year old Tom Riddle, and thereby begins an exciting companionship with a boy from the past. [DISCONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,345 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
May you grow up to be righteous, May you grow up to be true by Staccato Rhythm reviews
The Doctor rubs his nose, contemplating. He raises the egg up to the light, turning it, as though examining the shell for imperfections. "This Miss Flint, is a one-of-a-kind and found in a mine Silurian egg."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 710 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Swing Sets and Tree Tops by Refreshingly Original reviews
Harry gets a visitor in the holidays after his fifth year. What comes of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,547 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Logical Solution by Laura Schiller reviews
Tag to "Body and Soul". Knowing how terrifying it can be to lose control over one's body, Seven volunteers to help Tuvok out of his pon farr ... but not in the way you might expect.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Seven of Nine, Tuvok - Complete
Two Capable Women by the real snape reviews
A great many dreadful things have befallen the Hogwarts staff over the years, but the motivational training by Wilberforce (Bertie) Arbuthnot counts among the worst. However, Irma and Minerva rise to the occasion with the fortitude one may expect of two very capable women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Minerva M., I. Pince - Complete
For Charity by sweetdivision reviews
After brooding for months, Miranda finally finds the inspiration and the means to begin wooing Andrea in a much more 'humble' manner.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
New Circumstances by Dr Blanche Mottershead reviews
Just how I imagined the first kiss between Jenny and Vastra. Just a little one shot but please leave comments you know how much I love to know what you think.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century - Complete
A Series Of Short Stories On Madame Vastra And Jenny Flint by FriendsCallMeTonks reviews
Specifically, a series that amounts to a love story, from the very beginning to as far as we know thus far. Screw chapters and waiting for updates. Mature content in a few places, but most of the stories would be rated Teen. "Vastra turns in her chair, just enough to watch Jenny move about the room, just enough to freeze Jenny in her place because Vastra never ever looks at her."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Jenny - 19th Century, Madame Vastra, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Quantum Touch: A Janeway-Seven Fanfiction by Seana E James reviews
After 18 months as an Admiral, Kathryn Janeway finally gives in to her friends' and family's insistence that she take a well-deserved vacation. But there are some surprises waiting for Janeway on Risa: For instance, a massage at a very exclusive "body works" studio called Quantum Touch that employs a very special masseuse named "Ashokt."
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2013 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Early to Bed by Masquerading as Quality reviews
Briar Rose has never known anything but love and kindness. Now, with all the evil of the world placed upon her shoulders at once, she finds herself terrified, ill-equipped, and completely fascinated. Undergoing major rewrites!
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
Reflections by Metal-Potato-Alex reviews
They say you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family - no one knows this better than Jenny Flint. Over the years, her relationship with Vastra deepens, but she is still haunted by the ghosts of her past. Four times she looked at that photograph, and four times she was faced with a choice: forget, or move on. Vastra/Jenny one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century - Complete
Caught Up by DarkndAngel9 reviews
Janeway is avoiding Seven after she was caught in the heat of the moment, but Seven just won't let this one go.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2013 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 720 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Willingly by Sela McGrane reviews
Hermione's idea to stop the inbreeding of Pureblood society is warped into something far more drastic than she'd ever imagined. Efforts to regain control end up bringing her former Professor into the equation, and lucky for her, Minerva is willingly there to pick her up when she falls. MM/HG - MARRIAGE LAW FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Incoming Messages by hunnyfresh reviews
Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Look Right by nomorealurker reviews
Narcissa and Hermione run into each other outside the Ministry in Muggle London. Rita Skeeter may receive a thank you note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
Where Paths Cross by Fish01 reviews
While hiding from Dudley and his gang, eight-year-old Harry crosses paths with someone who is just as starved for love as he is. Orphaned while in her teens, Bethany Richman is struggling to break free of her loneliness while trying to make it as a young adult. And where does Sirius Black fit into this?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,817 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Thing About Travelling by tetleybag reviews
Minerva McGonagall goes on a trip to the tropics, though she couldn't possibly tell you why. Well, that is, until our intrepid lady traveller finds out that there is more to discover on a journey than what the Baedeker tells you. MM/(adult)HG for a change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 626 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Dinner for Four? by Refreshingly Original reviews
Opening the door, she let out a gasp. There, hanging from one of the post of her bed, was the most beautiful dress she had ever seen. Walking over to it, she ran her hand across the soft black material before unpinning the small note. 'Enjoy the bath. I'll be there to pick you up at eight.' For Rhika.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2013 - [Minerva M., Harry P.] - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 4,563 - Follows: 1,077 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
It's a Cat's Life by SimplyMe514 reviews
Professor McGonagall is convinced that leaving Harry in the Dursleys' care has been a bad idea, but needs proof before she can act. She decides that the best way to gather evidence is to watch his everyday life from the inside. What happens when, disguised as the family's new pet, she finds out exactly what is going on at Number 4, Privet Drive? - ADOPTED BY potterhead1997 -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,308 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M.
I'm Only Frosty on the Outside by highheelsandchocolate reviews
Fluffy parkas and snowflake kisses: a Swan-Queen fluff ficlet.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Once in Silence by BeachBum3668 reviews
Q decides Kathryn and Seven need some help getting together. The usual mayhem ensues, this time in Camelot.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Always Back To You by B of Ericaland reviews
what if seventeen year old emma swan had decided to keep her baby?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
With benefits by tanithw reviews
When an unexpected encounter leads to a surprising arrangement, love cannot be far behind. MM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,039 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In exile by tanithw reviews
Voldemort won the final battle at Hogwarts and has a plan to deal with the defenders who are still alive. This is the story of their struggle to survive and their attempt to overthrow him. Mostly DH compliant. MM/HG of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,643 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
May I Have This Dance, Professor? by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
At the Yule Ball, Harry is all but ready to leave the dance, until Dumbledore announces the champion-teacher waltz. Harry chooses Professor McGonagall to be his partner... and he learns that a dance actually is great fun when you're dancing with a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Knock On Wood by Kanay reviews
Seven asks Tom to teach her the complicated art of romance but it all goes wrong.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
In Infinite Remorse of Soul by winter156 reviews
The painful end of one relationship can be the wonderful beginning of another, if one is brave enough to risk one's heart in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,443 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Apprentic James by Lil Nezumi reviews
Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,445 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 396 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., G. Ollivander - Complete
Elders' Calm by hermin22 reviews
Minerva's infamous Scottish ire leads her back to someone of the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,703 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Courtship Of Rose's Mother by tigertales reviews
Young Rose Weasley with the help of Twinkie the house elf scheme to find her mummy the right match. This is one of my tamer femslash stories so if that isn't you cup of tea than please do not read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 5,713 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last of the Old Ones by the11thtriad reviews
Not everything is as it seems, just ask Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Ombra mai fu by tetleybag reviews
... Being the Beginning of the Very True Story of Minerva McGonagall and Elphinstone Urquart. - - There is more to Minerva's backstory than Pottermore leads us to believe. There is also more to Elphinstone Urquart than meets the eye. Queer-themed friendship and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
Whose Soul Is Wak'd For Me Alone by winter156 reviews
Give people a mask and they will tell you the truth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fix by Menzosarres reviews
After a disaster of an evening, Andy comes in late to work with much of her hair... missing. When Miranda finds out, she takes it upon herself to... fix this.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,833 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Miranda P., Andy S.] - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 8,010 - Follows: 1,726 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
To Find That Spark by PinkTeaRose reviews
After Hermione's divorce from Ron, she struggles to find meaning in her life again. Minerva, as Headmistress, isolates herself from those around her and begins to lose herself completely into her work. Who could she ever trust to see past her names sake?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,451 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 386 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
A Prewett Always Pays Her Debts by the real snape reviews
Muriel Prewett never bets; she doesn't know what came over her. But the long and short of it is: she lost. And she's in trouble. But as Molly says, "A problem shared is a problem halved."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Muriel W., Molly W.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Suffering Veisalgia by owlofathena reviews
Complete. Minerva McGonagall has to deal with a drunk student. Extended by request into post-school years. MM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Pamphlet by tigertales reviews
A Tigertales style look at the marriage law challenge issued a few years back. Now rated "M".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,878 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood is Thicker by L. Durven reviews
When Hermione finds out that her entire life has been a lie, manipulated by none other than one Albus Dumbledore, her wavering loyalty is finally pushed over the edge. Is it even possible to betray those who have all but abandoned you? H.Riddle/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,050 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Knight Moves Forward by the real snape reviews
The Giant Wizard Chess is meant to protect the Philosopher's Stone. But, as Severus finds out, there's more to it than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
By the Light of the Moon by MoriasDepths reviews
She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 120,260 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
They Talk, You Know by the real snape reviews
Rosmerta has received quite a lot of flowers lately. Which means that Pomona is doing her a kindness, that's all. Nothing more. But flowers do have a language of their own, and there are people who know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Rosmerta, P. Sprout - Complete
Patients and Perseverance by tetleybag reviews
Hogwarts seems to have a strange effect on Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank's hand-eye coordination.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Poppy P., W. Grubbly-Plank - Complete
Inertia by ithinkyourewonderful reviews
Nothing can stay unchanged forever. With Fritz gone, and her relationship with Sharon growing more serious, Brenda begins to wonder about just how close she's willing to get to the other woman.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,069 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Disc Raised by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Harry gets taken in by his teacher and raised under the guidance of some of the more interesting characters of the Disc. Story stops before the sorting, feel free to use as plot-bunny.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Curtain by the real snape reviews
An outrageous tale in which Snape isn't dead, and Hermione isn't going to marry Ron. Instead, Post-Battle Hogwarts needs money for rebuilding. A tragi-comedy in five scenes and some interludes, with a supporting part for Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Five Times Brenda Leigh Kissed Sharon by ithinkyourewonderful reviews
See above title. It's about 'The Five Times Brenda Leigh Kissed Sharon And The One Time Sharon Kissed Back.'
Closer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Deflection by quiethearted reviews
A/U – Janeway,Seven and pals time travel to present day New York where Seven becomes the ultra-efficient assistant to Miranda Priestly. Miranda's enthralled, Andy is furious and Janeway can't figure out how it all got so out of hand so fast.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,462 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - K. Janeway - Complete
A Time and a Place by the real snape reviews
You-Know-Who is gone, the Baby-Who-Lives is with his foster parents. And being "second-in-command" has never been more stressful for Minerva. Then Muriel comes with a suggestion that seems to offer all the delights of control. Warning: consensual BD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Minerva M., Muriel W. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8532 - Favs: 10,343 - Follows: 7,803 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Henry and the White Owl by Robinola reviews
On the far side of the world, things go a bit differently for a young boy with an unusual amount of control over his magic. Should be quite long, if I write everything I have planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,287 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 379 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 451 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 971 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
By the Book by the real snape reviews
Irma Pince decides to write "A Concise and Infallible Guide to Seducing a Colleague". Each chapter will contain an important Guideline, and examples of how well it works when you live by the book. Not that "Capturing Minerva" wouldn't sell better ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Minerva M., I. Pince - Complete
A giant leap for Lima, a small step for gay domina by kiarcheo reviews
Rachel just arrived at McKinley, Santana has a plan and Brittany is a genius in disguise. Sort of AU. Pezberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Rachel B., Santana L.] - Complete
Behavioural Studies by tetleybag reviews
Elvis has the perfect mistress. She can ride and repair things and say what's what and keep a pack safe. But she is alone. Miss Peters/Mam'zelle Rougier, with various background pairings. f/f
Enid Blyton - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Triple Axel by insaneantics21 reviews
Rachel decides that if a World Figure Skating Champion can do it, so can she.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
A Hogmanay Carol by the real snape reviews
Once the Hogwarts Christmas celebrations are over, Minerva can look forward to a lovely Hogmanay alone. Then she has a visitor ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
Grimm: A Fairy's Tale by Krahae reviews
Pre-Hogwarts. The stuff of legends, myth and majesty were the realm of the Fey long before wizards named him Boy Who Lived. Maeve of the Unseelie Court has decided to take one of wizarding kind's myths, to shape as her own. Vastly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternate World by vipertoothharry reviews
Harry gets thrown into an alternate world in a last ditch attempt to defeat Voldemort. In a world where science has fallen, and Grindlewald is on the ascension, what shall he do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,553 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 5,223 - Follows: 983 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Plane Embarrassing by tetleybag reviews
An overcaffeinated and underslept fanfic writer has a high-level encounter after publishing her first fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - R. Hooch, Minerva M. - Complete
A Fine Match by tetleybag reviews
Summer 1953. 28-year-old Auror Minerva McGonagall attends a memorable game of Quidditch. Re-post of a fic originally written in 2003. f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
The Rules by Alithea reviews
Disc World/Good Omens Cross over. Susan/War. The Rules always change according to the choices made. f/f warnings apply.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
No Air by Lolita22 reviews
This was inspired by the song, No Air. What if, in the episode Night, something went wrong, and Janeway didn't accept her crew's rebellion on the bridge so easily? How far would one of them go to convince her to stay? J/7, not graphic. One-shot, complete.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
The Water Witch by DAxilla reviews
J/7 - Voyager is home and Janeway is feeling lost. Until an unexpected rain shower helps her to clear her head and her heart! Written for cygirl1's lovely pulp cover. Femslash - Don't like it? Don't read it!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Afternoon Naps by T'Vau reviews
A certain someone snaps a picture Janeway and Miral will live to regret.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - K. Janeway - Complete
My Sweet Screw Up by T'Vau reviews
Short, saccharine, and nectareous. JanewayCeles.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - K. Janeway, T. Celes - Complete
Just A Sexual Thing by Laura1981 reviews
Seven is not as naive as people believe and comes up with some interesting stress relieving techniques for the Captain.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2006 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Losing Patience by owlofathena reviews
Set 12 years after book 6. Minerva McGonagall is short a Potions professor. Hermione is looking for a new post. MM HG Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Wrong Person by Brenda Shaffer-Shiring reviews
Despite a checkered romantic history, Janeway summons up the courage to risk her heart again. Will Seven return her feelings? Nonexplicit slash. Language, some adult situations.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2003 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
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Drugged reviews
Slightly A/U Hermione becomes a drug addict and is left somewhere in London by Bellatrix. 2 years later large amounts of magical discharge are occuring in central London. Minerva finds her. Femslash eventually... I have changed the rating as it was pointed out to me that drug usage, voluntarily or not, should maybe count as an M-rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Ode to a Toad reviews
A Hermione/Rolanda femslash, because there are desperately few, and I think Rolanda has spunk, which is sexy. Story as per my usual M.O (de-ageing). Set largely during the Summer between 5th and 6th year. Will be multi-chaptered, and won't be updated with any regularity. Title has very little to do with the story... I need to work on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/1/2013 - R. Hooch, Hermione G.
Crack fic
My little brother and I did a writing exercise for fun. A bit disjointed, a bit random. Harmless fun. No harm comes to Mrs Norris. Not sure about genre... have called it parody because that's the closest I think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Mrs. Norris, OC - Complete