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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Mortal Kombat, BioShock, Mass Effect, Prototype, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and inFAMOUS.

Name: Dakota

Age: not important

Gender: male

I plan on making all of my Naruto fanfics harems.

Lets face it the loud mouth blonde knucklehead needs some loving.

Fav Naruto pairings

NaruHina (DUH!)






Least Fav

NaruSaku(I know i am writing a harem story involving Sakura but still dont like her)

NaruSasu (Yaoi is EVIL!!!!!)

Naru Any guy



FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will re-post it

If you hate the NaruSaku couple then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate the SasuSaku couple then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate the Saku all together then copy and paste this to your profile.

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, ThymistaclesTenshi Namikaze, Boy of Anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, nepo92

heres a picture of Narutos Twin Blades for Deadly Blondes:

hey hey hey its your favorite king here. I have decided to join up with the United states Navy.

For three reasons
1) it would be an honor to fight for my country
2)i want to get out and see the world and this is the cheapest way to do it
3)i get money even while in basic training

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The Gwen Stacy Syndrome by seriousish reviews
Mary Jane and Felicia get tired of playing second fiddle to a virgin with no driver's license. PeterxMJxFelicia
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,668 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Felicia H./Black Cat, Anya C.
Jaune Appetit by Solvdrage reviews
He wasn't the strongest, smartest or even the fastest, but if there was one thing Jaune Arc was confident in, it was his culinary skills. Jaune hoped that confidence would transfer to fighting Grimm. Armed with his father's support along with Crocea Mors, Jaune sets out to be a Huntsman Remnant could be proud of.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,360 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 7/3/2016 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Pyrrha N.] Team JNPR
Here In My Arms by Platinumsabr reviews
(AU) What laid in wait past Anti-Thesis? A choice. What lay in wait past the choice? Consequences. A future...with who? Decisions, decisions, some not up to me, show me the truth, what I'm meant to be... (Rated M for adult content)
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 359,687 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tsukune A.
Spidey's Life is a Game! by RebukeX7 reviews
Spider-Man's life has never been easy, but what if one day a tournament began with stakes so high that it could mean the absolute destruction of the world as he knew it ? Watch as he and his two unlikely allies strive to reach the top! 5th in the LIAG series! Can be read alone! Crack-with-plot! Spidey/harem, X-23/femharem, eventual Spidey/X-23. Guest reviews deleted automatically.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 688,754 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Chun-Li, X-23 - Complete
Sekirei: Guardian of the North by Shadows of Vanity reviews
If you had the chance to fight, to put others at risk to gain yourself power, would you do it? Or would you destroy the world, if that is what it took to protect those you love? Minato/Harem
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,867 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Minato S., No. 08/Yume
Ichigo The New School Arc by fanboy913 reviews
Ichigo's New School, and its made for Monsters what could possibly go wrong? IchigoXHarem both Monsters and Shinigami, You would almost feel sorry for Ichigo...not
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 218,867 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ichigo K.
Rosario Witchblade by Azure Dragon of the East reviews
Long sought by the greed of men since the dawn of time, but only bestowed upon the women whose fate it forever scars...the Witchblade. Righteous sword of God? Or hand of the Devil? Now a new bearer has been chosen. And she must discover the answers for herself As she is forced to seek the balance between ecstasy and ruin of the human and monster worlds. Fem Tsukune story.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Symbiotic Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Young Justice Next Gen by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
What would have happened if Red Tornado had a different sort of program in place during the events of the Season 1 finale. How could the events of this change the story? As timelines collide and new heroes and villains appear, it can only get more complicated. For no villain can be worse than Project Nextgen. Multiple harems. Marvel influence though Young Justice World
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 149,696 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy, Wally W./Kid Flash
A Second Chance by Kami no Uzumaki reviews
AU 'I put my faith and trust in them and they just threw back in my face, defeated and sealed by the Deity of Souls I learned from my past mistakes. Now with a new chance gifted to me I will not waste it, I will go over and beyond the limit to safeguard those I cherish even if I should turn into a Monster to do so...' Dark Godlike Ichigo, Harem
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,619 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013
Bleach: The Betrayal by LeviathanReturns reviews
After gaining power, after fighting for those he trusted and love so dearly, they betrayed him, spat upon his protection. But now, now he has the backing of the one, true power in the universe. Tasked with the destruction of a society, he goes back; back in time. Timetravel Fic. Godlike/Immensely overpowered Ichigo harem fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,506 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., R. Unohana
To Overcome the Love of Many Women by Anomynous Nin reviews
Ichigo has finally found love from Orihime. But a mysterious man has come with a love potion that effected every possible woman. Now Ichigo must endure the challenge that awaits him with those women and his love one as well. IchiHarem Lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 186,257 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Chasing A boy through the wind by TUAOA MORRISTOFOX reviews
Naruto has been granted an ability not seen in many years. Thanks to a few poor words on Jiraiya's part, Naruto quickly gains some big problems, both from inside and outside the Village. Naruto/Hyuuga Harem. Warning, Gore, Humor, fanboys on fire, and possibly a trouser snake. Been a long time since I was on here, and I'm not a good writer, but fak it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,628 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H.
A Failure turned Hero! by TUAOA MORRISTOFOX reviews
What if the 4th ninja war started when naruto is only 11? Many questions to be asked. Where did Naruto learn what he has shown? Why do few people remember him? Something fishy is going on. Naruto/Hinata/Harem. Act 1 is complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,123 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto, the Lycan Ninja by mdizzle reviews
**UNDER CONSTRUCTION!** Naruto's father was a werewolf, what happens when his own werewolf abilities finally start to surfice. NarutHarem, IrukaHarem. When I say IrukaHarem I mean he gets the women that are a lot older than Naruto. NO YAOI! Chapter 20 fixed up a little.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,030 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Temari, Ino Y.]
Identities by Neoalfa reviews
Au STD - Drakken plan is successful and Kim Possible doesn't believe Ron when he shows up at the Prom. Team Possible is broken. Who will save the world? Time for a Sidekick to step up - Ron S. /?/? - Alive Arc Over -
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 214,809 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ron S.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Six Paths: Redux by EternalKnight219 reviews
This is another version of my hit story. No I am not discontinuing the original. What if Lelouch has the Rinnegan? This begins a little before R2. Lelouch X Kallen X HAREM!. I really suck at summaries so read inside.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,886 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Into the Rabbit Hole by Chaosweaver6139 reviews
Tsukune's at the end of his rope. The holy lock's falling apart, and the girls are fighting more and more. When a new counselor arrives, will he be able to help the troubled youth? THERE WILL BE LEMONS TsukuneXHarem
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,195 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Tsukune A.
Bleach: Baron Negro by YinShadow reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki is banished to Hell, his crimes are being the son of a deadly spiritual entity known as Baronesa Negra. His heart and soul fills with rage, vengance and evil as he is take over as Baron Negro
Crossover - Bleach & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,535 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Ichigo K.
Emperor Naruto by bunji the wolf reviews
Everyone has an Origin, everyone has their own tale to be told. Here is the origin of Outworld most powerful Emperor, This is the Origin of Shao Kahn. Naruto X Mortal Kombat, NarutoXSindel
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,274 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sindel, Naruto U.
One Man Army by Wyrd Darcnyzz reviews
Naruto is hailed as the class idiot, the “dobe.” But what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in imagination. And with an extra technique from the Forbidden Scroll, that imagination will take him higher than anyone else. “One-Man Army” indeed...HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,915 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U.
LivingContradictory by erickmenk reviews
During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lelouch L.
Storm by darquesseK1 reviews
What if Cornelia decided to find Kallen after the incident in Kaminejima? warning... a lot.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,805 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
Panther King of the Shinigami by Sabaku no Kyuubi reviews
What if Grimmjow had died after his 3rd fight with Ichigo? What if his zanpakutou had picked Ichigo as it's new owner? IchiHarem.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 180,946 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Wolf In Fox's Clothing by MrWriterWriter reviews
During an attack by villagers, 5yr-old Naruto unknowingly wakes up his inner beast. Be careful, Konoha; mess with a wolf and you'll get the fangs. Semi-badassNaruto. NarutoHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
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Rapture's Crazy Princess and her Daddy reviews
Full story now. Eleanor has been captured by the Justice League and taken to Arkham Asylum. But her protector doesn't like that. Now Gotham and the world shall bear witness to the rise of Eleanor and Delta's reign of terror. And this time they have help. Harley/Joker Delta/Ivy Eleanor/femharem
Crossover - BioShock & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,711 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 12/24/2012
Massively Infamous reviews
Sitting on this for a while. Cole is frozen after his defeat of the Beast. After thawing and waking up in the Mass Effect Universe, he is recruited by TIM and Shepard to stop the Collectors and the Reapers. But some one wishes to bring back the Conduit race to establish Humans as the major rulers of the universe. pairings Cole/Kuo/Miri/FemShep. Rated T for now. Review for more.
Crossover - Mass Effect & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., Lucy Kuo, Cole MacGrath
Naruto the Sage of the Beasts reviews
When Neji hit with Eight trigrams: 64 Palms he awakened an brand new Naruto. One that has the strength of a tiger cunning of a fox loyalty of a wolf and fury of a bear. Naruto Harem Hina Ino, Kure, Anko, Tsunade, Fem Haku, Hana,now kin and tayuya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Original Kombatant reviews
My first OC story. tell me what you think. R and R. Yes it will be harem. Will provide description in actual story
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kitana
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Mercer reviews
Prototype/Naruto X-over. Betrayed in Wave. Died via Chidori through the chest. Resurectedd through means of a virus. Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Mercer has been reborn. Smart/Nearly God-like/somewhat sadistic Naruto. 3 girls Haku Anko Hina All bloodthirsty!RR
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Demon Maelstrom of Pirates reviews
The Uchiha Pirate Clan has nearly taken over the world. Sasuke Uchiha and his Generals are wiping out any and all opposition they might face. One soul however refuses to give in. Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. NaruHarem fem Haku MAJOR Bashing guess who.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
Deadly Blondes reviews
A mysterious girl shows up at Konoha's gates. She is looking for a certain blonde loud mouth. She finds him and he finds out shes exactly like him in almost every way And why is Ino stalking Naruto. Narutoverse with guns. M for blood violence and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Black Roses reviews
Sry i had to delete and repost wouldnt let me read reviews. Naruto brings Sasuke back finally gets banished. Tsunade reveals heritage as the fourths son. Now hes back but with new problems, NaruHinaIno. S/S Bashing TO THE MAX! Not enough of those out R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Vixens reviews
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.