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Joined 09-07-10, id: 2529672, Profile Updated: 04-08-13
Author has written 11 stories for Glee, Starship, Web Shows, and Misc. Tv Shows.



(Sorry, I'll stop yelling) :)

Soooo...I've been, like, lurking all over fanfiction for a while, so I decided, "Hey, why don't I write some of my own?"

So that's what I'm doing. :P



-Kurt CoBlaine






-St. Berry

-St. Hummel

-GINGERTANA! :D (To those of you who watch TGP)

Little White Lie




-Kevin/OC'S (preferrably ones just as cute/shy as he is)






The Glee Project







For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I LIVE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY THAN MY NATIONALITY, so I MUST not care about my home country and be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, so I MUST be unable to communicate.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm ICELANDIC, so I MUST wear a horned helmet.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser



Anyway, thanks for reading my profile! Luvs ya!

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An Unholy Alliance by gleefulmusings reviews
Santana Lopez quite enjoys her newfound status as princess of McKinley High and wants to make sure it remains the status quo. She well knows that every princess needs a fairy godmother. Luckily, she knows just the right fairy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,353 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P., Quinn F.
The Price Of Fashion by Obscurite-Asile reviews
Kurt had been acting different lately and no one likes it. When Will finds out what has the ice queen does to get the outfits, he struggles to keep both his job and moral code. Warnings, male prostitution, underage. These warnings spoils the surprise.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Will S., Kurt H.
Thirteen Ghosts by particularly good finder reviews
Sam Evans didn't believe in ghosts, not really. But when he stumbled into the long-unused choir room, he discovered a world of paranormal activity and a sassy ghost guide by the name of Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
No Escape by Creedog VanDrey reviews
There's a murderer at McKinley High with a grudge against someone in New Directions. No one knows who. No one knows why. No one knows if they'll survive. It goes without saying: Character death and a lot of it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,627 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Of Innuendos and English class by Impretty-prettyvacant reviews
Kurt in english reads classic, and with puck in the room, the book is ruined. writers remember watch what you say, it could be taken the wrong way!rated T, maybe should be an M. be warned. Warnings: sex references. I do not own anything
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Parenting according to Brittany and Kurt by raccoonsinmybasement reviews
AKA Raising Baby. Brittany and Kurt are paired together for the dreaded 'baby' project. I wonder how that all works out? Slight implied P/K and S/B but nothing obvious at the moment. Spoilers 1x13. Chapter Story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Brittany P., Kurt H.
FINALS by Loony4moony816 reviews
They forgot that finals existed. Glee club bonding fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Stuck in an Elevator by ICJenny reviews
On the morning of the American Idol concert, what happens when a Glambert gets trapped in an elevator with her idol, Adam Lambert? --Rated T for brief language
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,143 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009
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Little White Lie: Season 2 reviews
Based on the web series Little White Lie from starkidpotter's Youtube channel
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Can't Be Trusted reviews
There is a murderer targeting the McKinley High glee club. Who is it? Why are they doing this? And most importantly, who will survive? Mentions of Finchel, Quick, Artina/Mike&Tina, and Brittana FRIENDSHIP-ish.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010
The Makeover reviews
February gives Taz a makeover, but will the right person notice?
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Taz, February - Complete
Sins In Our Head reviews
The Glee Project... We all remember Damian saying that infamous quote during Dance Ability, but what did Marissa have to say about it?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Weak reviews
I had already uploaded this in Misc plays before Starship was a category, but I deleted it and brought it here! Taz/Up fluff
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Even Angels Have Their Wicked Schemes reviews
Blaine/Kurt abusive relationship. First Chapter re-uploaded!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Are Safe In My Heart reviews
Three-shot Klaine tragedy
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Power reviews
Third installment of "Kurt's Babysitting Adventure" series. Major Fluffy-ness!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Stupid Noah! reviews
Sequel to my story 'Kurt's Babysitting Adventure' Major fluff!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Finn, Stop Now reviews
A short drabble. Warning: Miley Cyrus bashing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Kurt's Babysitting Adventure reviews
Just a short, cute drabble I came up with.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete