MissFaerieKaiti
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Joined 09-07-10, id: 2529855, Profile Updated: 03-05-15
Author has written 29 stories for Naruto, Two Princesses of Bamarre, Mulan, and Skip Beat!.

I'm going to make one thing clear. I HATE it how people on FanFiction just stop by one of my stories, favorite it or alert it, and never take the time to review! It's inconsiderate, not to mention it makes the author look bad! PLEASE take the time to review on my stories. You have no idea how much they make my day. Whether criticism or even an "update soon", just tell me what you like or think about the story! I need all the help I can get here. Thank you.

On the other hand, to those of you who have reviewed, thank you so much! It means more to me than you'll ever know; I wish I could respond to every single one of them. (Quote from Neji and TenTen 4ever's profile)


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-curtsies deeply- Welcome. =3 My name is Kaiti, I'm in love with Shikamaru, and I'm a fan of KibaHina and NejiTen. =D

Hmmm... I am a Christian, but I belong to no denomination; I like reading, writing, pasta, cookies, and Hamtaro. My favorite book is Awakenings, by Faith King and Laura Josephsen. n_n My favorite movie is Hoodwinked, and I drive both my parents crazy when singing that goat Japeth's 'Be Prepared' song. xD
I also like/love reviews. So far I've written only a few stories, and I'd really like to know what readers think. Constructive criticism is always helpful, as well. And ideas for future stories are always much more than welcome. xD Unfortunately, when I became a college student, I found that most of my free time vanished. x/ I now live for summer vacation. xD

I can be crazy or serious or somewhere in between, depending on who I'm talking to, what I'm talking about, and what kind of mood I'm in. xD
Also, I think tend to mimic people I really like... o.O So if I randomly start to sound like you or steal your smilies or phrases or something, I didn't mean to, but take it as one of the highest compliments I can give. xD

The promise in the Bible that I most adore is love. My Lord Jesus Christ really loves me, and I love Him for that and so much more; any talent I have in writing or anything is all thanks to Him, extra gifts I've been showered with. Look up Romans 8:38-39. =)

Hm, so, anime I like, in no particular order... (Note: This may include cartoons as well as anime, because I consider them close enough to the same thing =D) - Naruto, Kim Possible, Shugo Chara, Teen Titans, MAR: Marchen Awakens Romance, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, Pokemon, Prince of Tennis, Zatch Bell, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Sailor Moon (well, okay, not so much anymore; the main character annoys me), Winx Club, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (original, Fast Forward, and Back to the Sewer; my brother got me hooked somehow xD;), Magical Doremi, Code Lyoko (I have to be in the mood for it, though), One Piece (I can't find it dubbed anywhere anymore, though, unless it has bad language in it - grrrr... D=), Card Captor Sakura, Kodocha, Mermaid Melody, The Proud Family, American Dragon Jake Long, Chihayafuru, Shaman King, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Hamtaro, Totally Spies, The Amazing Spiez, Ouran High School Host Club, The Emperor's New School, Wolf Chidren, Kimi Ni Todoke, Skip Beat, Special A, Hunter x Hunter (though only the first couple arcs; I stopped because my brother warned me I may not like what's ahead), Tokyo Mew Mew, Yumeiro Patissiere, Danny Phantom, Gargoyles, and Full Moon wo Sagashite.

I don't read as many manga as I've watched anime, but here are the ones that I have read: Shugo Chara, Skip Beat, and Dengeki Daisy.

I know I mentioned this before, but he's so awesome I have to say it again. I. Am. So. In. Love. With. Shikamaru. Nara. It's. Not. Even. Funneh. x33 *will one day be known as Kaiti Nara; completely in denial that he married someone else*

I vow to never repost creepy, depressing, and/or stupid chain mails of any sort on my profile (not including the funny copy-and-pastes/true sayings). You're safe here, people. Be kind and break the chain.

Couples I Support:
Naruto: Shikamaru/Kaida, Saira (Sai/Kyra), KibaHina, NejiTen, ChoIno, SasuSaku; I am reluctantly okay with NaruHina
Teen Titans: BBRae, RobStar, Cyborg/Bumblebee, Flinx
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Kataang, Maiko, Sokka/Suki, Sokka/Yue
Shugo Chara: Amuto, Rimahiko, Kukai/Utau (is the pairing name Kutau? *unsure*), Kairi/Yaya
Other: Most canon pairings, unless specified otherwise above. All Disney princess couples. Shaoran/Sakura from CardCaptor Sakura. Ron/Kim from Kim Possible. Et cetera. x3

Couples I Don't Support/Types of Pairings I Detest:
Any other pairings with people mentioned above (i.e. Sai/Sakura, KibaIno, etc.).
Any pairings with people of the same gender (i.e. NaruSasu (EW!), Sakura/Tomoyo (EW!), etc.).
Incest (i.e. NejiHina (EW!), Tomoyo/Touya (EW!), etc.).
Tadamu, from Shugo Chara
Et cetera.

Those of you that watch Naruto probably don't recognize a couple of those names up there. Kaida is my OC, and Kyra is Taylor's (Seiji and Shizuku 4ever's) OC. We actually have several stories written about them - sometimes with each other, often with their one true love, sometimes with a mixture of the two. I didn't realize how many we'd really done until I just recently counted them - wow!

Some are on my profile, some on Taylor's. You are definitely welcome to read them; you can get to Taylor's profile by going to my list of favorite authors. She changes her penname occasionally, but it's always "*boy name* and *girl name* 4ever", so even if I haven't updated the penname on my profile, you'll still be able to recognize which author is her.

Oh, and if you don't know where to start, I've got a list of our stories in chronological order, or at least as close as I can figure. Here they are, along with which of us wrote it:

Day One (by me)
Mouse! (by me)
Of Cuteness and Contrariness (by me)
For the First Time (by Taylor, introducing another of our OCs: Hotori)
The Mysterious Boy (by me)
Protection and Trust (by me)
Falling For You (complete epicness by Taylor)
The Sun (by me, introducing our fourth main OC: Haru)
The Failed Mission (by me)
Bribery At Its Finest (by Taylor)
Desert Dilemma (by me)
Turnabout (by Taylor, with Kyra falling in love)
One Step at a Time (by Taylor)
Truly, Madly, Deeply (by Taylor)
It's Not Over (by Taylor)
Reconciliation (by Taylor)
Perfect Day (again by Taylor)
Comeback (such a heartfelt story by Taylor)
Devotion/Devoted (one story, two fics, both by me; the first has been rewritten and the second should be eventually)
True or False (by me, but it's not finished and I'm trying redo it and actually think the storyline through this time)
The Kunoichi's Story (by me, taking place around the end of the middle of True or False)

Yay, so now you know where to start to follow their stories and friendships and romances all the way through! 8D More hopefully to be added.


I'm currently cowriting a story with Neji and TenTen 4ever! n_n Check my list of stories below; it's The Greatest Gift in Honor one. ;3


"Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and scarcely anyone will care for it." Jesse Stuart

"Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich! So when life seems hard, just take a bite out of the silver sandwich." Zuko

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." Miss Piggy

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift; that is why it is called the present." Oogway

"Love received and love given comprise the best form of therapy." Gordon William Allport

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand." Albert Einstein

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step." Lao Tzu

"Evil beware: we have waffles." Raven

"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss

"Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs. Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs, Aang." Sokka

"Name's Bonzu Pipinpadaloxicopolis, the Third! And these are my grandkids." Aang

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Jon Hammond

"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty." Winston Churchill

"You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave!?" Katara

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're probably right." Henry Ford

"I believe our love for happily-ever-after endings is knit up in our very being, placed there by God Himself, because He wanted us to long for that great happily-ever-after which we will inherit when we reach heaven." Rachelle McCalla


Random Thingymajiggers

Sanity? I've never had such a useless thing in my life!

When in doubt... Push random buttons!

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I'm not afraid of death. What's he gonna do - kill me?

I plan on living to be a hundred, or die trying!

"At one point," a firefighter commented, "we decided to fight fire with fire. Well, basically... Your house just burned faster."

I am not paranoid. WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!?

Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes; because by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want about him.

Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

Isn't it scary to know that what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What? You, too? Thought I was the only one!"

A day without sunshine... is night.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can do math, and those who can't.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

Music is like candy - you throw away the (w)rappers.

Boys are like slinkies: useless, but still VERY fun to watch fall down stairs.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

'It's always the last place you look.' Of course it is! Why would I keep looking after I found it?

Sticks and stones may scar my skin, but words slice through my soul within.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

A thousand enemies outside the castle is better than one within.

Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Little boys who play with fire get burned. Little girls who play with fire get others burned.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

Intelligence is like underwear: everyone has it, but you don't have to show it off.

Some say the glass is half full; others say the glass is half empty. All I want to know is who on earth is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The fact that I tripped does not diminish the impact of my exit!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Become evil.

NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What's the speed of dark?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why is round pizza in a square box?

Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours crying?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person; but to one person, you are the world.

Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out, it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Why do alarm clocks "go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

A friend wants to make you smile. A best friend knows to stay as far away as possible from you when you're smiling.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about wars that solved America's problems?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Some people drink from the Fountain of Knowledge; others just gurgle.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!

There's a light at the end of every tunnel; just pray that it's not a train.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it's true.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You decide.

When in doubt, make up words!

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

True love stories never have endings.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Friendship doubles joy and halves grief.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

No guy is worth your tears, and the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine and tastes better, too.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take; it’s the moments that take your breath away.

Love is just something you can’t explain, like the look of a rose, the smell of rain, or the feeling of forever.

A smile is the beginning of peace.

Give your smile to everyone, but give your heart to only one.

A smile happens in a flash, but its memory can last for a lifetime.

Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?

True love is being able to let them go.

True love is wanting them to be happy even if you're not a part of it.

We enjoy warmth because we've been cold. We enjoy light because we've seen darkness. We can experience joy because we've known sadness.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

I believe that dragons, unicorns, and sporks do exist.

Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Strangers have the best candy.

Free hugs.

Your epidermis is showing!

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

Your chances of being struck by lightning go up if you stand on a hill beneath a tree, raise your fist to the sky, and shout, 'Storms stink!'

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers; yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured it out.

A computer password is like a toothbrush: Change it every six months and don't share with anyone else.

I tripped over a wireless phone.

Every day I think people can't get any stupider. Every day I am proven horribly wrong.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

You can't spell awesome without ME!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where on earth is my roof!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Wrinkles merely show where smiles have been.

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well, I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

The difference between genius and stupidity: genius has its limits.

I'm no good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

Happiness is your dentist telling you "It won't hurt a bit" and him catching his hand in the drill.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Basic definitions of Science: If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is they have a common enemy.

A bookstore is one of the few pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking.

If you have noticed this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said. Once when it's explained to me. And once five minutes later when I finally get it.

There are three sides to every argument - your side, my side, and the right side.

I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

You, you, and you - panic. The rest of you, follow me.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

Rule Number 1: Every rule has an exception.

If you think things can't get any worse, you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Skill is walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying.

The first casualty of war is always truth.

Imagination is intelligence having fun.

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something in your life.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

If God had intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every two months.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free and charge five dollars for the second glass. It contained the antedote.

Don't you look at me with that tone of voice.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

The Force and duct tape are the same: both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

According to the latest figures, forty-three percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what the difference between ignorance and apathy is. He had to give an A to a student who answered "I don't know and I don't care."

Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of every successful man is usually another woman.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Give up... on me giving up!

My yoda signature, this is.

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.

If you say GULLIBLE slowly, it sounds like ORANGES.

It's okay to disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

T-Rex hates doing pushups.

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I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons.

Statistically, six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.

I'm not stubborn, my way is just better.

I'm not childish, you're just a big doody head.

The first forty years of childhood are always the hardest.

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.

Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?

If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?

Sometimes I wonder "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

"Immature" - A word boring people use to describe fun people.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

I. Like. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist: While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Signed - the Opportunist.

Lazy people fact #456347635423 - you were too lazy to read that number.

I'm smarter than you're.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary is called a thesaurus.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Broken pencils are pointless.


6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All crazy people after reading this will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are now laughing at your own silliness.
5. You will put this on your profile.
6. You still have a silly smile on your face.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here!"
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir... When I was born, I was BLACK; when I grew up, I was BLACK; when I'm sick, I'm BLACK;
when I go in the sun, I'm BLACK; when I'm cold, I'm BLACK;
when I die, I'll be BLACK. You, sir, when you are born, you're PINK;
when you grow up, you're WHITE; when you're sick, you're GREEN; when you go in the sun, you turn RED;
When you're cold, you turn BLUE;
And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her; she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and wanting to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what.

Month one
Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what, Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry;
you sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it, too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy - your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

REMEMBER WHEN...
Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
'Mom' was your hero and 'Dad' was the boy you were gonna marry?
Your worst enemies were your siblings?
Race issues were about who ran fastest?
War was a card game?
Life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this in your profile if you wish you were an innocent little kid again.

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is crazy cat.
This is person cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now read the third word of every line. ;3

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

7. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when your father gets home!"

10. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

11. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

12. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

13. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

14. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

15. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

16. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet!"

17. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it!"

18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Faith: Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today.
Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us.

How To Annoy Your Parents:
Play Houdini with your siblings
Speak in acronyms
Have a ton of imaginary friends and ask them everything
Run into walls
Say everything backwards
Try to climb a wall
Try to swim on the floor
Go snorkeling in your fishtank
Pretend to be a phone
At everything they say respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
Cling to them constantly and blame it on "seperation anxiety"
Yell out "mango" everywhere you go
Talk to pens
Pretend to have amnesia
At everything they say, scream "LIAR!"
Run in circles
Spell your name with a 7 or any other number and say it's silent (EX. Bo7b.)
Pretend to be 326 years old
Paint your face and run around saying that you're an Indian
In the middle of the night, "sleepwalk" into their room and scream "THE BRITTISH ARE COMING!" When they try to wake you, scream "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"
Communicate by writing on a board
Swich the light on and off for a few minutes then say "Ooooh! I get it!"
Always ask why
Scream "MOM!" or "DAD!", and when they come to see what's wrong say, "There's a monster in my room"
Talk in third person
Swich the light off when they're reading and say you're saving power
Hide their keys and say that you're trying to help them re-live their childhood by playing hide-and-seek
When you don't get what you want, say seriously "Larry will come and eat you alive" and then walk away

Why America has some issues. Yus, I live in America, but this's funny anyways, and pretty pathetic, too, when you think about it. xD
1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
8. Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' being 'bloodsucking creatures'.
9. Only in America do we have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (...And that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And... I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, uh... Fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists: "Rememeber, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink: "After opening, keep upright."
In a US guide to setting up a new computer, which was INSIDE the box: "To avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening."
On the bottom of a Coke bottle: "Open other end."

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of your real name plus izzle): Kaiizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Lioness
3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last (or middle) name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): AnnKaran
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Purple Hot Chocolate
5. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Chinook
6. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Watermelon Catastrophe
7. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Purple Parrot

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your PIN number on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname on any of the sites you visit.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

9.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

10.) Now you are laughing at yourself.

You know you're obsessed with Naruto when you . . .
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Start adding the suffixes chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use a summoning jutsu to summon the chief toad.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your screenname.
-Start to call your teachers Sensei.
-Claim you're going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream boy is and you say Itachi.
-Spend your weekend searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Naruto.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!"
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times, then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
-Decide to call your moral code your "nindo/ninja way".

Signs You're a Naruto Fanatic:
When you're mad at siblings/friends, you yell "Rasengan!!" or "Chidori!!" or "Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms!!" and proceed to tackle them.
Your siblings/friends actually know what you're talking about.
You get mad at characters from the show and randomly shout "Sasuke, noooooo!!" etc. while watching.
You yell "Tobi is a good boy!!" at random times of the day.
When you see an anime character, you don't think of their weird looks first.
You know that Haku is a boy.
IF ANY OF THESE APPLY TO YOU, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

- Order a diet water when ever you go out to eat (with a serious face).

- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

Hundreds of Years into the Future
Science has improved remarkably. Flying cars as everyday transportation, people living on the moon and other places off the earth, and so much more. Scientists have even found a way to communicate scientifically with God and hear His response audibly. He knows they work so hard with science to try and surpass Him, but He lets them continue with their latest project anyways, knowing the result already.
Finally, they complete it! The scientists step into the teleportation portal and step back out in front of God.
"God, we have found a way to create life!" they declare. "We're just as good as You now!"
"Oh, really?" God asks, humoring them for the time being. "Show me."
So, smugly, the scientists began to gather up some dirt...
...Only to be interrupted by God: "Woah, hold on! Get your own dirt!"

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Things You Don’t Want to Hear in Your Surgery

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog!

5. Wait a minute…if this is his spleen, then what's that?

6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie.

7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

8. Dang, there go the lights again...

9. "You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of ‘em.

10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

12. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

13. I hope his family won't miss him

14. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

15. Dang! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

16. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

17. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

18. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies are the worst.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Do Pokemon and Yugioh cards count too...?
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Guy side: 7

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing (some) jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
You like being the star of every thing.

Girl side: 9

Things to do in an Elevator;

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) Say 'Ding!' at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder; then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi, Greg! How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

I was at WalMart in the check-out lane buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, right? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog; I was starting the Purina Diet again, though I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time. However, I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet: all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, the woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
Make someone smile; copy this onto your profile! ;3

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

No one is afraid of Height

They are afraid to Fall

No one is afraid to Play

They are afraid to Lose

No one is afraid of the Dark

They are afraid of what's in it

No one is afraid to Say I Love You

They are afraid of the Response

Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!
Punctuation saves lives.

My godly parent (A PJatO thing):

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are aquaphobic.

2/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.

2/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

4(andahalf)/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

7/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Everybody (opposite gender) swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is "It’s never a party without me."
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

1/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

Looks like I could be a daughter of Athena, but somewhere along the line I've disowned her and joined Artemis.

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98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

I want to be the 2 percent that DOES stand up for God.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have a long biography slash profile, and you wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, you should consider taking the opportunity to copy and paste this to your world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be otherwise known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your above-stated autobiographical document.

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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was too "small" and "off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile.

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If you think that writing FanFiction stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever dreamed about being an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love/loved a certain anime so much that you are/were willing to watch/read it all from the beginning of the series to the end, copy this and put it on your profile!

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If you're obsessed with anime and you know it, copy this and put in on your profile!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!)), scarilyobsessed (Fang, from maximum ride), TwilightNatalia (I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!), orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and... I hate to admit, Sasuke Uchiha.), xNatexRiverx (Kiba, Yuki, Tobi, Deidara), xMihaelxJeevasx (Matt, Mello, L, BB, Sabastian, Pein, Gaara, Itachi, Sasuke, Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), xPrincessKagurax (Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(I hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi), Otaku1995 (Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10 (Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei (not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric (not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, I HATE him)), TeenageNeko (Gaara of the desert, Ulquiorra Cifer, Alphonse Elric XD and Rock Lee), ImaginationGirl12 (Ash Ketchum, Gaara of the desert, Naruto, Deidara), MissFaerieKaiti (Shikamaru Nara! 8D Totally!! n_n Others, too, but they're soo incredibly pale in comparison x33!)

If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life and actually find a fanfic they like, then copy this onto your profile!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you've either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist in real life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know until just recently or just now that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours, reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it, and you are one of those people too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled, add this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit by a parked car, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading and writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Okay, the stupidest thing I've ever heard is that there are no songfics allowed here. Why? Because we don't own the songs? Well, we don't own anything here! I've read a lot of good ones, so I'm fighting for the right to write them without jerks saying, "You can't do that." I love reading them so if you agree copy and paste this into your profile and sign it- AliJo, Neji and TenTen 4ever, MissFaerieKaiti

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you agree as well, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. If you have ever been told by your parents to go on a similar quest, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. If you will never die, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

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I'm bored... If you're bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If for some reason you have ever laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this to your profile.

If you wish more people were like your friend(s) on FanFiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste to your own, copy and paste this already!

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, recopy this and make it even longer.

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If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you are sometimes (whether intentionally or unintentionally) anti-social, copy this to your profile.

If you're the kind of person that would get fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, luvrofanime, CrackPairingAddict, aryaneragon4ever, bluebug119, maraqua90210, Spectral Ninja, TheSuperCupcake, MissFaerieKaiti

If you don't do drugs (they're nasty), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon/anime character, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If one part of you is calm and the other part likes to stand on their head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you have an unhealthy obsession with anything (mainly a cartoon/anime; foods are fine), then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever changed a 'copy this into your profile' thing, copy this into your profile.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile!

If you want something extra to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. :)

If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile.

If you are disgusted by mankind's dependence on mobile phones, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!

(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died from, or is living with cancer.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever wondered what Heaven is like, copy this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like to copy and paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you love smiley faces, then copy this into your profile! 8D

If you actually wouldn't mind (or would love) school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, RinChan, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Gir Lovah, AuroratheFallenAngel, MissFaerieKaiti

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Profile your into this paste and copy, maniac a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now read it backwards.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

This nation needs our prayers! Prayer is our only hope. We need to pray God's principles would remain the foundation of this country and that we as a nation will be strengthened, and come together in peace and harmony. We need to trust God in everything to guide this country back to where it needs to be. If you agree, put this into your profile.

If you wish you were one of those fanatic people who live to put copy-and-paste thingies in their profile, but you're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever caught yourself talking about yourself in the third person.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, then realized you'd copied something you already had on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you could come up with your own copy and paste things, but you can't think of any, copy and paste this onto your profile and keep thinking.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others, copy and paste this.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fangirl moment.

If you plan to not lose your virginity until you are married, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a massive supporter of NEJIxTENTEN4LYF! So many people bash Tenten to bits in Fanfiction and AMV'S - it hurts me. We seriously need to change the rules! Paste this onto your profile; we need to get AT LEAST 100 signatures so we can show some people that there are fans of NejiXTenten out there! Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, TotalWeaponFan1010, animefancutie11, Sweet-Tooth15151515, EmBrAsInG-DaRkNeSS, Merciless Ruby, DemonicAngel08, Kunoichi-of-the-Leaf, Kyarorain-Chan, InFieryPeace, Midnight Insomniac, MissFaerieKaiti... Add this to your profile if you are a NejiTen fan! Just add your penname right after mine!

If you think the human identification thing when you log into fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have ever called you evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care about politics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate spinach, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to computer screen/TV, copy this into your profile.

It would be awesome if humans were able to cry 'anime tears' with dark clouds over their heads. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Tenshi Namikaze, Pervy Sage89, naruHina PWNS, MissFaerieKaiti

If you were uncool before uncool was cool, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list. HoldOnToYourTunaCans, SakuraKiss234, PandaChick105, Tenshi Namikaze, Pervy Sage89, NaruHina PWNS, MissFaerieKaiti

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think vice versa should be versa vice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Rock-Paper-Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 paged book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.


Random Survey

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. ...not 'round. It's something and not somethin'. I've got... From A Picture of Freedom, The Diary of Clotee, a Slave Girl

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? To my left? Nothing but air. In front of me? My desk, keyboard, monitor, mouse, printer, and other stuffz on my desk. :P

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Hm, hard one, considering I don't own a TV. *tries to remember last time I saw a TV*

4. Without looking, guess what time it is. Tennish in the morning? xP

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:44am.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Utter and absolute silence, unless you want to count the sounds of me typing on my keyboard. x3

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Last night; I was taking mah doggie for a walk. =3

8. Before starting this survey, what did you look at? A message from my bestest friend online. xD

9. What are you wearing? Glasses, a purple t-shirt, a full denim skirt, and white socks. xP

10. Did you dream last night? You know... I think I did... :S *tries to remember*

11. When did you last laugh? Maybe sometime this morning. But without forcing it? Sometime yesterday, reading comics in the Neopian Times. ;3

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A 3-D, 500-piece puzzle that was framed, a few cross-stiched works, my lion poster from fifth grade, a quilt I've had goodness-knows-how-long, and mirror. :P

13. Seen anything weird lately? Hm... Define weird. xD

14. What do you think of this quiz? A waste of time, but in a good way. xP

15. What is the last film you saw? Hoodwinked! 8D I got a copy for Christmas, and I've watched it SO many times since then! xDD

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Let's see... Books... Tennis lessons... That art class my parents refuse to pay for... Meals and desserts from that place I'm probably not supposed to disclose over the Internet... xD Oh, and more movies, like Tangled! 8D

17. Tell me something about you I don't know. I will one day rule the world with Shikamaru by my side. 833

18. If you could change anything about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd add unicorns and dragons and pegasi and centaurs and fairies (or faeries) and pixies and wizards. x3

19. Do you like to dance? Try asking 'Have you ever danced?'

20. George Bush: What about him? o.o?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Hmmm, I've always liked flower names, and over the last few years I've come to prefer Japanese names, so how about Hana? =3

22. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him? It's kinda tradition in Shikamaru's part of the Nara clan to give them names beginning with 'Shika', so how about I go with the Shika name I've already used in a story? Shikami. xP

FANFICTION SURVEY

How many fanfictions do you have submitted? Twenty-nine and counting. ;D

Which one has the most reviews? True or False does, by far.

Least? A story I just published a few minutes ago has yet to get reviews.

Which fanfiction has the most words? True or False does, again.

Which fanfiction has the most chapters? True or False, and it's still getting bigger. 83 (If I ever get around to finishing it... One more chapter should wrap it all up, but I'm not sure how to do that... -.-; I'm considering just rewriting the whole thing at this point...)

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in? Naruto. Without a doubt. 8D

What do you like most in reviews: Basically anything, just so long as they review. n_n Constructive criticism is great, too. =) And it just makes my day if you quote part of my story/chapter in your review; I'm so glad you liked it enough to do that. n///n

What do you like least in reviews: Cussing and implying that my story/stories contain(s) stuff like incest, boy/boy, etc. - even if you're trying to praise me. Seriously, if you want to insult me, that's how to do it. DX

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2? Yep, a few of my stories have gotten into one or two C2s. =3

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list? Yes, in fact. For those of you who have favorited (AND REVIEWED xD) at least one of my stories, thank you so much! Taylor especially, for being so incredibly loyal! n_n

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list? Yes, a few of them are! x33 I seriously need to finish them, too. =3=;

What genre do you most frequently write in? It looks like friendship is number one, with romance and hurt/comfort almost tying for second. ;3

Do you leave comments before or after a chapter? I tend to do both. xD

Do you update frequently? I try. I really, really do. Sometimes I can come up with an update a day. But sometimes I go for weeks, or even months, without an update. Shame on me. x_x;

Do you frequently use original characters? Kind of more frequently than I'd like to. I like to keep Kaida (my main OC) out of a story unless she's one of the two/three central characters, but sometimes the other stories need a new random unseen-before character to help the plot develop.

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life? Pfft. My life is way too boring to put in a fanfic. That's what imagination is for. ;]

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Shikamaru, for absolute surety! 8D Not even a contest there. xD

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? KibaHina is definitely #1, but NejiTen is close behind.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Not quite sure what all of those mean exactly, but I don't think I support any of them. *glares*

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nope, but I've thought about doing it. xD But... None of the characters really match my dress code. In fact, the only fictional character I can think who wears decent enough outfits for me would be Queen Amidala. xD

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Sadly, I guess I don't own anything Naruto-merchandise-wise. '

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? *nodnod* Shikamaru Nara, totally. One day, I'll be Kaiti Nara. xD Ino and Temari had better keep their hands off him, along with any other girl making eyes at my guy. *growls menacingly* xD

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KIBAHINA FTW! 8DD

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasusaku!! ARE YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING?? D8

9. Which team is your favorite? Oooh, tough one. Really really tough... Shikamaru is my favorite character; Hinata is my favorite female character; Squad 8 has my favorite pairing; and Team Kakashi never has a dull moment. But I think I'll have to say Team Gai if I really have to choose between them. Gai and Lee can always make me laugh, and Neji and Tenten are awesome, too. xD

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...A friend just told me the truth, and we found out that everything we ever knew was a LIE. *crying, sobbing, and wailing hysterically*

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I know this one for a fact. Naruto's father is the fourth Hokage. ;D I mean, it's painfully obvious, right? 83

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? If you know me, you're probably going to freak at my answer. Good grief, I was freaking out when I realized this! I mean, Hidan killed Asuma, after all. And he's annoying, and he's into all that what's-it-called junk - I guess kinda like a form of voodoo? o_O And yet, for some demented reason, I think he just might be my favorite Akatsuki (that I've seen so far). It's sorta like a like-hate (nope, not a love-hate) thing. ...Will you punch me, see if you can knock some sense into me? Please? And it's kinda scary what that implies about my opinion of the other Akatsuki members. ._.; But then, I stopped watching Naruto when a censored version stopped getting released; who knows what Akatsuki I might like better if I could've kept watching?

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Ummm, pro-Sasuke, but anti-bad-Sasuke-choices? xD; I think that shows in my You Can't Take Me fanfic. xP

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope. I've seen all of the original series episodes, but only the first couple arcs in Shippuden.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nopers, I've read very little of the manga. n_n;

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? *shrug* I don't know enough about ADD to say one way or another. :P

17. Sub or dub? Dub. That way I can do other stuff while watching. Multitasking is more difficult when you have to read the subtitles while watching. xP

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura. ;] And if you only knew why... But I promised not to tell. xD (Which reminds me... I still need to come up with some form of blackmail... o.o *starts brainstorming* xDD)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Never really seen him before, so I dunno. :/ But if he acts in the series the same way as I've seen him in a fanfic, FUNNY! XDDD

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? A weirdo Akatuski in a mask is basically all I know - oh, and that he's - *sniffle* - Obito... *cries* ...Thanks for reminding me! DDx

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Howabout Gai = Always good for a laugh? xDD

22. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird IS awesome, and Lee is BOTH! XD

23. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um... Huh? I'm not sure I understand. o_O'

24. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Do you even have to ask? Of course I do! xD

25. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Oh, yeah. xD

26. Do you like lemons? We went from Naruto to a fruit. Did I miss something?

27. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Hm, maybe from my brother and I talking about 'em, but otherwise, I'd say no, not really. :P They do know about Naruto in general, though. I was telling my dad the other day about a story I was writing, and he was shocked to discover it didn't have ninjas in it. xP Clearly, I have trained him well... xD

28. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Nope. Each time I see something "Abridged", it doesn't make any sense. O_o

29. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? :o No, I haven't...

30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Hm, nope. 'Course, it probably doesn't help that I think most people I know in real life would go crazy if they knew I liked to watch any sort of anime. n_n;;

31. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes, miraculously enough! :o

32. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'What on earth is this?' Nah, although I can imagine one of my (former) teachers doing that and giving me a look like I'm insane... o3o;

33. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nope. No matter what, my grades always stay in the nineties. ;3

34. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I just said I don't have any Naruto merchandise, remember? n_n;;

35. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No, no, NO. *gives Jiraiya death glare*

36. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? What!? Why would he turn on his beloved village and son? You're kidding me, right? D;

37. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw only OCs, if that counts. The canon characters are too awesome for me to want to risk messing them up. o3o

38. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Ew no!! o_e

39. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep, one. Kaida's so awesome. xD I also have half an OC - Taylor and I both claim Hotori, even though he's a jerk. xD And I have a few other OCs in True or False (since it takes place it the future, it's kind of a necessity), but no bios on them. ;3

40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Hmm, kinda? Maybe just half of my at-home life and three fourths of my imagination's life. xD But if you ask about Shikamaru, my answer may be different. 8D

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The pegasi stables. 83

2. Which PJatO character would you date? None. I'm in love with a fictional character from another work of genius x3

3. Which PJatO character is your best friend? Considering I've never met any of them, how should I know? Anyways, they're all so awesome, why would any of them give me even the time of day? =/

4. Which PJatO character do you hate? Dionysus. He's just such a brat, even by Greek god standards.

5. Your favorite PJatO book? I think I'mma have to go with the epical ending to the series: The Last Olympian.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Weirdly enough, Clarisse. And don't ask me why. I just pick weird favorites. xD;

7. Favorite god or goddess? Hestia. Because she's the least spoiled and bratty and shallow of all of them.

8. If you saw Percy, what would you do? Pinch myself, then stalk him in hopes of actually meeting him and everyone else in the books - monsters included. xD

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Rachel Elizabeth Dare

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Charles Beckendorf - and with his genius, we won't be stranded long! 8D

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Back away slowly.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? Percabeth!! *squee* x33

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? ...arguing about what this world's come to.

14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be? PJatO-related? Um, capture the flag is every Friday night, right?

15. Favorite PJatO quote? "The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school." The Titan's Curse, beginning. *was tough choosing, cuz there are so many EPIC parts* o3o

16. Favorite Percy moment? Hmmm, very tough, but I guess I'll say... In The Titan's Curse, when he was clinging to the old ocean dude's back for information. (I forget the guy's name - was it Oceanus?)

17. Favorite Nico moment? Gr, why are these questions so hard? Dx Ummm, I think I'll choose the time he was convincing Hades to join the fight in Manhattan, in The Last Olympian.

18. Favorite god or goddess moment? Hm, I generally don't care for the gods at all, so I'm not really sure. Maybe when (in The Sea of Monsters) Hermes showed up, chatted for a while, gave Percy a bunch of gadgets, then vanished.

19. Favorite Grover Moment? When he threw a burrito at one of those skeleton warrior guys. xDD (The Titan's Curse.)

20. Favorite Random Moment? I think I'm going to have to agree with the person I got this question thing from: When Percy almost kills Rachel with Riptide when she's blowing her nose. xP

WOULD YOU RATHER

1. Be serious or funny? FUNNY! Being serious all the time is boring! n_n

2. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole.

3. Die in a fire or drown? ...I'd really rather not choose either one. D= Let's leave stuff like this in God's hands, shall we?

4. Spend time with parents or enemies? Parents! Why on earth would I choose enemies?

DO YOU PREFER

1. Sun or Moon: Hm, I think I'mma go with the sun. =3

2. Winter or Fall: Oo, toughie... I think I'll go with fall, though. x3

3. Ten acquaintances or five best friends: Five best friends!

4. Sunny or rain: Sunny, s'il vous plait

5. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream: Chocoloate! 8D

ABOUT YOU

1. What time is it: 8:27 a.m.

2. What's your name: I thought I said waaaay up at the top I'm Kaiti, not to mention it's in my penname. xD But you're not getting my last name outta me. *suspicious glare*

3. What do you want do? Find a really, really interesting book I haven't read yet. *bored atm with the ones I have*

4. Where do you want to live? If you'd asked me a couple years ago, I'd've said Iowa. But now I'm happy just where I am. =)

5. How many kids do you want? Honestly, I'm not sure I want kids. I'd be sure to mess up being mom. But if I did have kids, I wouldn't want more than three.

6. Do you wanna get married? Ask me again after I've found the right guy. Or after the right guy becomes real. *hugglez Shikamaru*

7. Have you ever done drugs? No, and I'm never going to. *shudder* x/

8. What do you like on your pizza? The basic stuffz to make a cheese pizza. Yeah, I know I'm boring. xP

9. Can you cross your eyes? *nodnod*

10. Do you make your bed daily? Nopers. xD

11. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Noooo... *shifty eyes* xD

12. Do you have a dog? Yep, yep, he's amazing! 8D

13. Do you have a cat? Nope.

14. The last time you went sledding? Oh, ummm... I think it was around second or third grade, we did it during recess. (Iowa gets way more snow than where I live now... T_T)

15. Do you consider yourself creative? Is it self-absorbed to say yes? I mean, I'm nowhere near as creative as a lot of people I know, but still. xD;

16. Do you have any friends on FF.net? *nodnodsquee* And they're the bestest! (Who needs real life friends, anyways? xP)

17. Do you know anybody in real life on FF.net? Not that I know of. I mean, I don't know anyone on FF who's even claimed the same time zone as me. xD ...Unless the one in Canada is in my time zone... o.o

18. Where are you? At a place, in a time, on a planet (not earth, so don't make that incorrect assumption :P). x3

19. Look up, look back, what do you see? A painting done by a teacher's mother (I'm at school currently).

20. What are you listening to? Little preschoolers having fun n.n

21. Last thing you ate? Some poptarts and a chocolate donut. :P

22. Last thing you thought? ...What makes you think I have thoughts? *shifty eyes* =P

23. If you had a million dollars what would you do? Shove it all in my wallet and carry it around to garage sales and stores like Best Buy and Books-A-Million until I find something I want. xD

24. What are you eating/drinking right now? I'm not - that type of stuff isn't allowed during class. Although, I probably could get away with it during teacher's aid...

MORE RANDOM SURVEYNESS FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I think it's from chicken pox.

2. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, no, and sometimes.

3. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Southern gospel, and some songs from movies.

4. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? I think it was in the afternoon, but I'm not sure.

5. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? The time to do the fun stuff, and the ideas to work it with - in other words, I need story ideas! D;

6. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Innocence and ignorance.

7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My rubber Hamtaro that I wear around my neck.

8. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Five feet and something, not sure how many inches. Not very many, anyways.

9. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Only in crowds of people.

10. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Only when I'm trying to navigate through unfamiliar territory - like at a sleepover or something and I'm restless after everyone else has fallen asleep.

11. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Whoever was responsible for putting together Kimi Ni Todoke - that anime reduced me to tears on multiple occasions.

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I'm immune to smells like perfumes, so I really don't know what to say here. xD; *doesn't have a very good nose*

13. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I have no preference, as long as it's nothing extreme like green hair and neon orange eyes (in real life; anime can sometimes pull it off =3).

14. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? ...I can't. o_O;

15. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese.

17. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A nice, warm, buttery Fazoli's breadstick dipped in marinara sauce x33

18. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? When I graduated from high school, my church gave me a Bible with my name engraved on it.

19. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? As friends? Tons of people. As more than friends? Nope, unless you're talking fictional as well as real life. *hugglez mah Shikamaru - again*

20. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Not that I know of.

21. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't have one.

22. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, Chinook! 833 *hugglez him lovingly* x33

23. WHAT KIND IS IT? Chinook is mostly husky with some German shepherd, and we think something else, but we're not sure.

24. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Can you help falling in love?

25. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Just tell them. It's the fastest and most direct. =P

26. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Apple.

27. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? There's more to a person than looks, you know. Why all these questions about hair preferences? -.-

28. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My dad.

29. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Talking bad about someone I care about - or someone I'm trying not to hate as much as everyone else seems to.

30. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Nopers. =/

31. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Why would I answer this question for all to read? If you wanna know, just get to know me in general. xD

32. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? My mom won a prize at her work and was in the paper once. Since then, my brother, my dad, and I have all teased her about being a celebrity and we've asked for her autograph and such. xDD

33. FIRST JOB? I have held kool-aid and face paint stands before, if that counts. xD Mostly, so far, I consider school my job.

34. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Never have, and never plan to.

35.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Filling out other pointless surveys. *pokes above* xD

36. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I think I have, but I was so young at the time. I'm not sure. Unless... Does getting a filling count as surgery? I don't think so, but I'm no expert. xD; Nowait, nowait, I got my wisdom teeth removed! ...That is surgery, right...?

37. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? As a sort of backhanded compliment, my classmates sometimes tell me I'm smart. When it comes to sincere ones, I try not to pay attention to them beyond a polite thank you. Anytime I start to let myself get a big head, something happens to knock me back down again.

38. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope, but I almost did.

39. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? More Disney movies! 8D And more books! 8DD

40. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Anywhere from zero to three. If I never marry, I'm not gonna have any kids.

41. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My first name is a variation of my dad's mom's middle name, and my middle name is the same as my mom's mom's middle name.

42. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope. I may love to read and watch and even write fantasy stuff, but I try to make sure I don't start to even subconsciously believe in it.

43. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I'll have to wait until school is out and let you know when I walk into my bathroom.

44. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sure, I guess. Not when I'm in a hurry, though.

45. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I don't generally have meat for lunch.

46. ANY BAD HABITS? I don't like to admit to them; then I'd probably find myself doing it more often. You'll have to find out for yourself. ;P

47. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I have no CDs on my shelves, only books and artwork I've done over the last few years.

48. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends on what other person I'd be. o_O

49. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not in the least. Get to know the person underneath the looks, please and thank you. -.-

50. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? The problem with answering this question is I don't get angry. I get shocked, insulted, frustrated, etc... But not angry. o_O

51. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? College.

52. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Hmm, tough one. I used to always sleep with a really soft plush dog, but I rarely played with her. Whenever I would get together with one of my neighbors, we generally played with her Littlest Pet Shop stuff or Barbie dolls. I had a doll that could sort of be classified as 'Barbie', I guess, but she was a brunette, and her feet weren't made to wear heels. She was also shorter than Barbie. Maybe she could be called my favorite. But I also used to play often with my brother and three of his stuffed dogs: Harry, Baby Harry, and Junior. Baby Harry was my favorite out of those three, but I'm not sure if he could be called an overall favorite or not.

53. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I have no clue.

54. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I didn't really care about him one way or another. I still don't.

55. DO YOU USE SARCASM? ...Even if I answered this question, how could you tell if I was being serious or sarcastic? :P

56. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac 'n' cheese

57. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I've never thought about it before, really. Shocking, I guess, since I'm 19. But anyways, I'm in love with Shikamaru Nara, so I'm not really 'looking' for anything in anyone x3 But I guess if you really want a serious answer, I'll repeat something a friend put on Facebook: I want a guy so in love with God that the only reason he looks at me is because God said, "There she is."

58. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Kaiti, to most people except at school (my technical first name is Kaitlin). The usual pumpkin, sweetie, etc., that many dads call their daughters. I've been called Kaiti-Cat occasionally by some online friends on Neopets.

59. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I don't have any favorites with this type of thing.

60. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I don't have a TV. *watches you die of a heart attack, the way several people have been in the past* ...=_=;

61. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Somewhere above 1200, the second and third times I took it, equaling in the end to over 1300. Can you say 'free college ride'? x3

62. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate! But I also really like mint and most stuff with caramel in it. =33

63. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? ...o3o; *quickly counts 'em* YEP! 8D

64. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I walked my dog the other day.

65. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Did you notice it was just the last question? (Okay, fine, confession time: There were way too many numbers missing in this quiz; it was annoying, so I renumbered all of them. But even still, before I renumbered them, there was a #64! Promise. *nodnod* It was the one about mac 'n' cheese.)

66. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I've noticed my parents take us up to 80 mph (or at least almost), but I don't pay enough attention to know for sure. :P

67. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I couldn't care less if they did or not. o.O

68. LAST THING YOU DRANK? The last of the milk from the bowl that I put milkmy cereal in (an' it was sugary cereal, too xD).

69. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A good friend from high school that I rarely see anymore.

70. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN PEOPLE? Their looks. (I'm not blind - even if I do wear glasses. :P)

71. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Ummm, I'm not completely sure if I understand the question, but what comes to mind is Wish You Were Here, by the Kingsmen.

72. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? This question seems a bit contradictory, but whatever. I don't like to hate anything. O_o

73. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? I never know how to answer this question, or the one about my favorite season... I like them all! xD

74. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I don't deal with that type of thing, thank you.

75. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? People have called it red, strawberry blonde, brown, and probably more. Myself, I'm not sure what to label it as.

76. EYE COLOR? What is with all of the appearance questions? I'm starting to think a stalker came up with this survey... o3o

77. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Fazoli's.

78. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yuck. Cook the fish for me first, please. o_x

79. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? A video of a manga/anime a friend showed me.

80. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Really now? If I can't tell you my favorite season or month, how do you expect me to come up with a favorite day? =3=

81. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I can do some very, very, very, EXTREMELY basic stuff on the piano; but otherwise, nope, I don't play any musical instruments.

82. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I'm not really into politics. *shudder*

83. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugglez! n_n

84. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships! Definitely! *glares at other option*

85. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? New books for my Kindle.

86. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't.

87. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Crown Duel - a book that was suggested for me by GoodReads dot com.

88. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE. Waiting for Shikamaru to become real instead of fictional.

Here, you can only type ONE word as your answer. Harder than you think. Okay, here we go.

1. Where is your telephone? Kitchen.

2. Where is your significant other? SHIKAMARU!

3. What does you hair look like? Long.

4. What do you think about your Mom? Love.

5. Your favorite thing? Chocolate.

6. Your dream last night? Forgotten.

7. Your iPod? Nonexistent.

8. Your dream/Goal? Dunno.

9. The room you're in? Bedroom.

10. You hate? Hate.

11. Your fear? Awkwardness.

12. Where do you want to be in six years? Uhhh...

13. Where were you last night? Home.

14. What you're not? Normal.

15. Muffins? Okay.

16. One of your wish list items? Books.

17. Where you grew up? Iowa.

18. The last thing you did? Read.

19. What are you wearing? Clothes.

20. Your TV? Nonexistent.

21. Your pets? Lazy.

22. Your computer? Laptop.

23. Your life? Crazy.

24. Your mood? Interested.

25. Missing someone? Always.

26. Your car? Nope.

27. Something you're not wearing? Rings.

28. Your summer? Sims.

29. Your eyes? Assisted.

30. Love someone? Shikamaru.

31. Favorite colour? Purple.

32. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier.

33. Last time you cried? *silent*

34. Who will re-paste this? Readers.

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Meh OC:

Name: Kaida Yukiten
Gender: Girl (or Female, if you prefer)
Village: Leaf/Konoha
Appearance: Kaida has long red (and slightly wavy) hair that she lets grow to her waist. She doesn't cut it unless a mission demands she part with some of her hair, but then she grows it right back again. Her eyes are a hazel greenish color that for the most part easily reflect what she's thinking. As a child and young teen, she has a few freckles scattered across her face, but they don't exist on her as an older teenager and then adult, much to her dismay. Her figure has always been relatively thin (a healthy kind of thin), regardless of the fact she could rival Choji and Naruto in any meal. She wears her Leaf Village headband proudly on her forehead, where it's supposed to go. Her favorite color is purple, so while her outfits may vary slightly, she can usually be seen in some shade of purple. If you want to see a picture I drew of her when she's in the original Naruto series (not Shippuden or beyond), here's the link:
Personality: Kaida loves to have fun, and she'll love it if you make her laugh, though that's certainly not difficult to do. She loves training, too, and doesn't care what others think of her. She can be serious at times as well. She's pretty smart, too, though she can forget to use common sense at times. She's also extremely stubborn, which can annoy her almost as much as those around her at times, but most of the time she still won't back down. If she knows she's wrong, though, she's usually pretty good about apologizing immediately.
Personal History: Unlike several ninja, Kaida has yet to gain a sob story. Sure, she could sit there and complain about how rough some of her missions were, how many people (mostly strangers, to her) she saw die, but compared to most, she's been lucky thus far. Her parents aren't shinobi, but they had encouraged her dream to become one for as long as she could remember. She barely squeaked by passing the academy, due to lack of studying for anything. She would argue that other than real homework, after-school hours were her own and she would just take the tests with whatever she could remember from class. Jutsu and target practice and the like, however, were another matter. Her parents often had to use force to get her to take a break and get something to eat lest she exhaust herself to death. She eventually found her own limit and used that knowledge to push herself that far, only trying to go beyond it when she had a really strong motivation at the time.
Jutsu in Battle: Kaida uses mostly taijutsu in battle, but in tougher fights, she's used some ice and snow techniques. In the original Naruto series, she mostly makes rough ice daggers and layers people/objects in ice, along with being able to freeze whatever water her teammate Kyra manipulates in whatever shape it's in at that time. But as time passes and Kaida gets better at her jutsu, she can make ice sculptures, detailed snowmen, etc - you name it, she can create it. There are times that she has even been able to create a massive blizzard or hailstorm, but this is only with the assistance of her teammates - it's their tag-team attack.
Team: Team Haru, with Kyra and Hotori and Haru, which are all Neji and Tenten 4ever's characters. ;3 Kaida is really great friends with Kyra, can't stand Hotori, and respects Haru-sensei.
Family: Her parents are Yudai and Aiko Yukiten; they run a smallish bookstore. Her future has only one child for certain, who is the main character in my True or False story: Shikami Nara. But outside of True or False, she also has identical twin girls: Kata and Kimi Nara. Guess who her husband winds up being? (I actually had bios on her three kids, plus Shikami's best friend Ethan; but when my computer died a few months ago I lost them. =/ My dad says he'll get them back for me, but he hasn't gotten around to it yet. *sigh*)
Loves: Shikamaru Nara. They started out as great friends, then as they got older, Kaida developed for him what she labeled simply as a crush that would pass with time. But instead of going away in time, it turned into a real love.
Hates: Being in a bad mood. Jerks. Bullies. Hospitals.
Other: She's mostly immune to cold weather, but she does try and bundle up sometimes when in places where it's supposed to be really cold, just so her parents and teammates don't worry that she's going to get sick. It's much, much harder for her to tolerate the heat.

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Key (A-Z Story Game) by claraowl reviews
Maria has found a map and consults Ren and Kyoko on where it might lead. Treasure? Love? Family? And what insanity might they encounter as they follow the directions? Written for the A-Z Story Game. Oneshot with some light Ren/Kyoko; a birthday present for one of the friends who let me pick her brain.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2014 - [Kyoko M., Ren] Lory, Maria - Complete
Jaded (A to Z Oneshot Game) by Matelia-legwll reviews
Sho is wandering around TBM in desperate need of advice about what to do with Kyoko... and overhears a certain someone else receiving love advice about the same girl.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Kyoko M., Ren, Shoutaro - Complete
Grinded? (A-Z Story Game) by claraowl reviews
Kyoko's grasp of the English language was nearly perfect... but it was the 'nearly' part that Kuon enjoyed. Fluff in which Kyoko gets a little lesson on something that isn't considered a language of love for the rest of the world. Oneshot entry "G" for the A-Z Story Game. (Not dirty, despite the title.)
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Kyoko M., Ren] - Complete
His Portion by claraowl reviews
Sho is desperate; there is only one way for her to hear what he has to say... what will his portion be when it is his turn to listen? one-sided Sho/Kyoko; oneshot
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Kyoko M., Shouko, Shoutaro - Complete
Evaporation (A-Z Story Game) by claraowl reviews
In which a phone arrangement is made to Ren's happiness, Hikaru finally gets to spend some time with Kyoko, Sawara muses over the oddity of his life at LME, fairies dance in the park, and Bo saves the day. "E" entry in the A-Z Story Game; oneshot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Kyoko M., Ren, Takenori, Hikaru - Complete
Button (A-Z Story Game) by claraowl reviews
For Ren, after a bad day, some things are worth so much more than a button ever could be. Written for the A-Z Story Game, entry "B."
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Ren, Kyoko M.] - Complete
The Little One by PurpleSara reviews
Sawako and Shouta are married, and she is pregnant with her firstborn. Take this short journey with Sawako as she goes through the pain of childbirth, and experiences joy afterwards when her little one is born. Through this process, Sawako learns family values.
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Sawako K., Chizuru Y., Ayane Y., Shouta K. - Complete
Looking Out For Number Two by sillyme1129 reviews
Jason gets to go out with a wonderful girl but when she gets kidnapped, he'll do anything to save her, even if that means the reckless risk of exposing his alter ego and doing something he's never done before: looking out for number 2 in his life
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Red-X, OC - Complete
Dinner Conversations by Iheartbd's reviews
Several days after the war, the Blofis/Jackson family is finally coming together for a normal meal- or as normal as a meal can be when your step-son is a demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Secret Keeper by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
To Yuki, who was in a hurry to grow up, it always seemed like time dragged on forever. And yet, it was as if before she had realized it, she had moved on to the high school division. (Souhei/Yuki, fluffy one-shot)
Wolf Children/おおかみこどもの雨と雪 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Yuki, Souhei - Complete
Bribery At Its Finest by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
When Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon use a faked interview to manipulate Team Haru into doing favors for them, chaos ensues and things take a turn for the worst. /OC-centric, birthday gift for MissFaerieKaiti!/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Shikamaru N., Konohamaru S., Moegi, Udon - Complete
You'll Be My Lady by stalburkslovers reviews
Swanfire AU: "How 'bout this…you do your job. You're supposed to protect her, right? Protect her happy ending. Go off and find whatever the hell it is she's supposed to do. Then tell me. I'll make sure she does it…10 years from now. Till then, she gets her happy ending. With me."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Could you say that in English, please? by Juniper Night reviews
Beast Boy is trying to figure out why Raven's learning Japanese when they're only gonna be in Japan for a couple days. She couldn't possibly learn a whole language that quickly, could she? More probable then the one thing about Brushogan being English...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Thanks for the Memories by clarabella wanderling reviews
"I love you, Luke Castellan. Thanks for the memories." And then she was gone, and all was the way it had been./ For PJOShipweek. Thaluke!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Hades, Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Pancakes by BabyBird101 reviews
just a normal day in titan's tower untill Robin finds Starfire making pancakes... what fun things will ensue...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Robin - Complete
Invisible by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
They said the way to a man's heart was his stomach. So why couldn't she get Naruto to notice her as something more than just the simple town cook? Naruto/Ayame.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
That Explains A Lot, Actually by Valerie Gray reviews
Classic idea of "Paul finding out about demigods, monsters, gods" blah blah blah. My version, because I can. Rather dialogue driven. No swearing, unless that's how you perceive Percy's muttering. Paul's PoV, since I feel like the one's I'd seen were mostly from Percy's or Sally's. Might just be me, oh well. RnR, and enjoy! One-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2013 - [Paul B., Sally J.] Percy J. - Complete
The Fox and the Hound by azndancer reviews
A comparison between Naruto and Kiba, from Hinata's point of view. Because sometimes, it's hard to choose. A stylized drabble. (re-posted)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Explanations and Leopard Spots by Black Angel and Snowflake reviews
The rest of their friends found out the truth the next morning. One-Shot. Quogan. This is a continuation of 'Chasing Zoey'. Love Snowflake.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Logan R., Quinn P. - Complete
A Thread of Fate As Red As the Tatsuta River by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
'Chihaya belongs to neither of us.' Taichi remembered his own words to Arata long ago, and it was true. Chihaya belonged to her passion, Karuta, the game that had brought them all together and instilled new bonds with several other wonderful people. Still, selfish or not, Taichi would always desire for Chihaya to be his. "Let's play karuta together forever, ne, Chihaya?"
Chihayafuru/ちはやふる - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Taichi M., Chihaya A. - Complete
the songbirds are singing like never before by Arianna4President reviews
Set after Son, even if I published it here because there's no other category :P Claire/Einar. Read and review!
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Complete
Comeback by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
"When hardships strike and your loved one pulls away, don't give up. Even if they never let on, that's when they need you the most." /OC-centric, birthday gift to MissFaerieKaiti!/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
Dealing For Trust by Anti-Kryptonite reviews
Honesty, like change, doesn't come easily to him. But he can't lose her again, so he makes a deal with himself: a secret told for every smile she gives him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,620 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
The Hamburger Date Proposal by Rumbella reviews
Who asked who on the hamburger date? And how did it go down? My take on the date proposal. My mind is currently full of Rumbelle fears and feels so I needed to get this out. :) Rumbelle Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
A Broken Door by roberre reviews
"It's the door." He could hear uncharacteristic marks of raw panic in her voice, like spiderweb cracks across a pane of smooth glass. Her next words were soft and shook harder than before and he could barely hear her through the thick wood. "It won't open." When Belle's past finally catches up with her, Rumplestiltskin tries to be brave for both of them.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Split Ends by Little-Inkstone reviews
The curse has made Belle, now Rose French, work in a hair salon for the past 28 years to keep her from her happy ending, but she remembers everything. And now with the appearance of Emma Swan she's not the only one who does.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Why Miss a Party? by claraowl reviews
THE bash of the year is tonight, and Ikuto's friends can't wait... but why isn't he going? They follow him and are surprised by the 'unemotional' Ikuto. Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Doughnuts and Promises by roberre reviews
Skin-Deep deleted scene. Emma makes one last attempt to satisfy Gold's favour before releasing him from jail. With the time of his incarceration rapidly drawing to a close, he is in no mood to play her games. Almost nothing about romance and almost everything about Gold and Emma giving one another a thorough verbal beat-down.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
The Lovely Cup by odd-gelato reviews
He'd said it was just a cup. But it's not. Not really.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Beauty in Chains by A Gypsy's Heart reviews
So what happens when Rumple stumbles across Belle chained to the library wall? And what's his price for setting her free from her bonds?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
A Sense of Fashion by TriplePirouette reviews
Summary: Belle and Rum talk about Belle's fashion sense with a very interested third party. Warnings: FLUFF. OH GOD, THE FLUFF. Baby!Fic
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Snowflakes by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Okay, maybe going to the library with a storm encroaching wasn't the best idea Belle had had in a while.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
This Means War by The Fuzz 15 reviews
Sakura accuses Sasuke of not having a fun bone in his body. What does he do to retaliate? One-shot wrriten for SSM
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Burgers and Bravery by Saru Wolfe reviews
Rumpelstiltskin has been down many paths and done many things, but going on a date to the local diner has not been one of them... until tonight.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Day I Ran Out of Ramen by Randomnesses reviews
A certain blonde runs out of his favorite food, but what will the rush to get more do to his day?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Tsunade S. - Complete
A Single Strand Of Hair by Anti-Kryptonite reviews
He can't believe that she could love him. All he needs is proof. And for that, all he needs is a strand of her hair. And courage. Or maybe just trust.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
This Is War by TibbiToo reviews
Because even though the movies get it all wrong, Paul Blofis knows. War is war, and seeing those demigods fighting for their lives, seeing the fallen on the ground, made him finally understand. This wasn't a dream, but a cruel reality where Good vs. Evil clashed and only one lived. This wasn't a book where Good always won, this was a real war, it was reality. His stepson's reality.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Of Necklaces and Confusion by ayziks reviews
After the Ember Island fight between Aang and Katara, she can't sleep but won't talk to Aang. She sits alone and ponders the future, when things are the 'right' time. To keep her focus, she holds a small gift given to her by Aang – the fishing line necklace. And we find out the necklace means a lot more to her than just a friendship gift. ATLA characters property Nickelodeon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
You Have My Word by shegal92 reviews
Mr. Gold stumbles upon Gaston's Storybrooke counterpart a short time before the events of "Skin Deep". It's not what he expects, and it just gives him the giggles on the inside.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Gaston - Complete
With A Stranger by A Gypsy's Heart reviews
This is my take on what Belle was doing between escaping the hospital and the curse being broken. Why did it take so long for her to find Gold's Pawnshop, and what was going through her mind when she followed a perfect stranger into the woods?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Romans by TheCrazyBookwormWithALaptop reviews
As the title says, ways to annoy the Romans at Camp Jupiter. Yes, I know that lists like this have been done many times before, but I could not resist. Warning: a lot of these are somewhat cruel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Octavian
Pushing His Limits by CrazyMichelle reviews
Drabble-like-thing, depending on your definition. In other words, a short look at how Lee thinks when he's training.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lee R. - Complete
Why D'you Care? by xXTooMuchFreeTimeXx reviews
/One-shot\ Gaara is a friendless seven year old. But on his eighth birthday, he got a present that he never thought he get, but would never trade. A friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Gaara - Complete
Calling by ArcheressxX reviews
This is a one shot of what I think happened when Sally and Paul heard the message the Percy left for them over the phone. This is in honor of Percy's Birthday today and to the anniversary of Percabeth! I do not own any of the characters Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sally J., Paul B. - Complete
The Other Father by icy roses reviews
Being a stepdad to a teenager is hard. Being a stepdad to a demigod is harder.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
His Final Betrayal by Pandora's Imp reviews
Summary: Abigail's thoughts when she finds out she's engaged. Winner of the Apple's Pick a Princess Challenge. Prompt: Princess, Betrayal, Persevere, Triumph, Tragedy
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Princess Abigail/Kathryn N., Frederick/Jim - Complete
Kick by blondegirl09 reviews
Who would have thought a kick could make you so happy? Hinata x Kiba. Finalfantasy13-2lover requested a new story, so here it is! Oh... I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Above the Clouds by denytheworld reviews
Shikamaru and his clouds...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Kind Heart by MaliBiser reviews
Asuma thought Chouji's greatest strength was his kindness, but Chouji didn't see how that could possibly be true. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Chōji A. - Complete
Weirdness at Waverly Academy by Arglefumph reviews
Nancy goes to Waverly Academy, where she is overwhelmed by the other students, challenging puzzles, and keeping her real identity a secret. A humorous version of "Warnings at Waverly Academy".
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 32,478 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Complete
Misconceptions by Anti-Kryptonite reviews
Belle thought she knew what to expect out of life, and Rumplestiltskin thought life was simple. They were both wrong.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Fireflies by BlueEyedGirl2796 reviews
This is a one shot sorta thing that I thought was cute :3 It's also my first story I'm publishing here, so don't be too harsh :P I think this would take place more in the Shippuden time. I guess it's a lil one sided, but ehh. KibaHina KibaxHinata
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Moonlight Talk by MaliBiser reviews
Gaara often wondered how he could ever repay Naruto for all he had done for him, but all the young Kazekage needed to do was offer a few right words at the right time. Gaara/Naruto friendship oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Comfort Zone by 17xinfinity reviews
He put her at ease, outside of expectations, her clan, and her own doubts. Most of all, he made her smile.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Step By Step by CherryGirl164 reviews
"So how do you think I look?" He gave a side long glance at her before looking up once again while muttering nonchalantly "not bad" She smiled sadly to herself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chakra Control by fergie20 reviews
AU Hinata wasn't weak because she was born that way. It was because she made herself that way to protect her family
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Joking Around by Tatsurou-san reviews
A cute one shot. Raven finds a message with a surprising twist.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Toph's Revenge by StoneDragon81 reviews
Sokka's messed up. . .big time! Now he has a master earthbender who wants to kill him. She may be small and blind, but Sokka knows she is not someone you want to cross.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Ice Cream! by EquinoxKnight01 reviews
One hot day in Sunagakure, the ice cream makes his rounds. A one-shot of Gaara's first ice cream encounter...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Gaara, Shukaku - Complete
Staring Silence by Really Big Hat reviews
Just a silly little oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Sick Day by A Gypsy's Heart reviews
Are servant's allowed a sick day at Rumplestiltskin's castle? Well, Belle is about to find out...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
The Uchiha District by MaliBiser reviews
Shikamaru never liked Sasuke and he thought the Uchiha had done the dumbest thing possible when he decided to leave the village in pursuit of power. He couldn't understand. Not then. Sasuke/Shikamaru non-yaoi one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Years by HawkofNavarre reviews
You aren't supposed to fall in love when you're ten. Yoh x Anna
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Yoh A., Anna K.] - Complete
How to Say I Love You by JackieStarSister reviews
Oneshot. Mai asks Zuko a question that catches him off guard, but not for the reasons she thinks. Please review. Happy Saint Valentine's Day! *Cover art courtesy of AvatarSpirit website.*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
The Dreadful Accident by Yaolyn reviews
All it took was one simple, accidental push in a crowded cafeteria and their friendship had been severed. Completely.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Ever the Romantic by LegendsofLit reviews
...or not. Some people just don't know how to flirt. Octavian, for example. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Reyna R., Octavian - Complete
Flowers by terracotta28 reviews
Cooped up in a flower shop on a rainy day, a certain blond kunoichi notices some similarities.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Ino Y. - Complete
Behind the Sunglasses by terracotta28 reviews
He was always wearing those sunglasses. The Konoha 11 minus a few want to know why.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Shino A. - Complete
For the First Time by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Kaida had a high sense of justice, whether it was about boys who stomped on innocent ants or ruined growing flowers. ...This time was no exception. /Oneshot, birthday gift for MissFaerieKaiti!/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Hero by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Ever think that maybe Sakura's feelings for Sasuke stemmed from a certain event? Maybe even something as trivial as saving her from the school bullies? "Who did this to you?" /SasuSaku oneshot, belated birthday gift for RainingxFire/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Green Spandex by terracotta28 reviews
It was a youthful spring day when he received the spandex suit from his most magnificent sensei. He would never forget that moment, and neither would anyone else Gai presented the jumpsuit to!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
The Revenge of the Pillow Pet by TheCrazyBookwormWithALaptop reviews
In Which Octavian keeps receiving death threats from Percy's panda.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Octavian - Complete
Miss You by Ray by Another Name reviews
Just a quick little conversation between Kiba and his mother about his relationship with Hinata. Hinata/Kiba. Rated K and in 3rd person POV.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
A Guy That Will by Okashii Momoko reviews
I want a guy that'll take care of me when I'm sick, give me his jacket when I'm cold and comfort me when I'm upset. Basically, I want a guy like Nagihiko. Drabble. Pure Fluff.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Explaining Souma Number Two by mismantle reviews
Utau is pregnant with Kukai's second child. Their innocent four-year old wants to know why his mom is so fat.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
Puppy Love by fyd818 reviews
Summons aren't the easiest creatures to get along with, especially if they have teeth and claws. Then again, neither are impatient, underage chuunin. :Cute Gen fic:
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Pakkun - Complete
Understanding Kakashi by NefariousPlots reviews
Kakashi's new genin team is disturbingly similar to his old one.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Tyson's love by TheLightningThief42 reviews
This is a short non rhyming poem of Tyson's love. Just so it's clear, it's not Annabeth. Maybe a little OOC at first, then once you get to the end, you'll understand it isn't. I don't own PJatO, by the way.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Tyson - Complete
Tyson's Message by tinybit92 reviews
Set during Son of Neptune, SPOILERS AHEAD! Tyson contacts Annabeth to tell her about the message Percy sent him. Annabeth's reaction to finally hearing something from Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Tyson - Complete
Just a Glimpse by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
'It was the first time my eyes had met his in over eight months, however brief and panicked it was. And oh gods, I grinned breathlessly, if that wasn't worth everything in the world to me.' Warning: Spoilers!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Fear of Falling by i.like.frozen.peaches reviews
Hinata was running, but the faster she ran the faster it caught up to her. And before long she would be consumed. KibaHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
But Why? by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
Three-year-old Rapunzel goes through the phase that all curious little kids go through at one time or another and it greatly annoys Mother Gothel. Humor. ONESHOT
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel - Complete
You Don't Know Everything by OMIDragonrider reviews
James is convinced he knows everything about Jessie. Jessie is convinced she knows everything about James. Both are determined to prove the other wrong. Story is much better than summary. Please review.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Introduction by chronikuru reviews
"You don't have anyone to play with, do you? If you want, you could play with me." Sasuke/Naruto childhood friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The lateness of Kakashi Hatake by Timetrixter22 reviews
The Life and lateness of Kakashi Hatake delving into the past of one of the most annoying ninja in history. Oneshot first of many maybe .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
His True Self by Ziggurat Rolsovitch reviews
A one-shot on the fact that maybe Kyuubi isn't such a bad guy. NarutoxKyuubi friendship. NOT Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
What Piper Deduced by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
So sure, when she looked to the crashing waves to see a dark haired guy in a purple shirt pacing furiously in the surf, shouting at the thrashing ocean, she decided to just go with it. Dream sequence continuation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Percy J., Piper M. - Complete
Fuzzy Socks, Smelly Underwear by MisoHime reviews
1xShot/SasuSaku/AU/ With the help of Naruto's week-old laundry, Sasuke managed to ask Sakura out on a date. / "Forehead... Why are you making snow angels on a pile of Kakashi-sensei's dirty laundry?"-Ino / "I used your laundry to ask her out"-Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exercising Gabe by Rekanele reviews
Ever wonder what will happen to Gabe in the Underworld?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Gabe U. - Complete
The Cookie by iluvafjk reviews
Kiba was hungry at the middle of a movie, and went on to snack on his favourite cookie. Oneshot, sequel to I Missed You.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Believe by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Sakura liked to believe she had given up all hope in him, even though she knew that wasn't necessarily true. If you still loved someone with all your heart, even though theirs was pure evil, that had to mean you still had hope in them, right? /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getting On by The Cheez reviews
When disaster strikes, who will save Neji from his worst nightmares? Gen. Neji/Tenten friendship. Written for a contest.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
All For You by FleetingFeather reviews
As if his bushy eyebrows, skin-tight jumpsuit, and leg warmers weren't enough - there was at least one legitimate reason for Haruno Sakura to date him right? Short Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
The King of Konoha by MaliBiser reviews
Although Asuma revealed him the real King of Konoha before his death, Shikamaru had trouble understanding until the day he accidentally had a word with His Majesty. Or rather, Hers. Shikamaru-centric one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
I Missed You by iluvafjk reviews
Hinata Hyuuga and Kiba Inuzuka had been friends for half their lives before Kiba went abroad. Now that Kiba was returning home, both wanted to confess their feelings for each other while at the same time fearing that it would destroy their friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Forever by Silverbellsb reviews
:: The floating lights are too beautiful to be left a mystery.:: Written 'cause it's my birthday and I felt like writing a birthday-themed oneshot!
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Eve'sMagick reviews
Neji finishes what he starts and always completes his missions. He is the model ninja. There's only one girl who can make him abandon that title completely... NejiTen oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Your mine and I'm yours by animefan143 reviews
Takes place a little bit after Encore chapter 4. Kukai jealous of Ikuto again, what can Utau do to prove its a thing of the past? Please read and review. Kutau oneshot with slight Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kūkai S., Utau H. - Complete
Before the Storm by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Sometimes what you're looking for is in the place where you'd least expect it. When Raven's seven-year-old sister unexpectedly shows up, Raven wants answers. As tragedies unfold and a bond is created, can Raven open the door -and her heart- to her sister?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,956 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Raven
A Prayer We All Need To Pray by Ziggurat Rolsovitch reviews
A quick prayer for all the believers out there. To those who seek the truth, this is for you. God protect and bless you my brothers and sisters.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
pitter patter by windsilk reviews
AU. He was charmed. "I'm Sakura," she said, a smile on her lips. "Thank you for saving my life." —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Prom, Prison, and Pineapples by meltinglacier reviews
Fang tries to break up with Kitten. It doesn't go so well.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Fang, Kitten - Complete
Favorite Colors by Irishlovergirl reviews
Lets dive into Beast Boy's thoughts for a minute shall we?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
It's Not Over by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
"Life's a lot like Shogi. You have your wins and losses, and sometimes you're stuck in a tight place. Sometimes you don't know what to do next. But you know what? That's when you pick up the pieces and start over." ShikaKaida oneshot, post Team 10.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
In Love with a Witch by DemonClowSorceress reviews
NejiTen. When Neji's curse seal is triggered by an unknown enemy, Tenten has to tap into her hidden talents in order to save him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Perpetual Transience by Hazuki Goldair reviews
He was just a persistent annoyance. One that she unconsciously began to depend on every day. He really was a stupid kid, that Souma Kukai. AU
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Utau H., Kūkai S. - Complete
Twubbesum by theAkuRokuFaNaTiC reviews
In which Shikaku realizes that his little bundle of joy, that sarcastic little brat, might just be more than meets the eye. The story of Shikamaru, his genius, and his irritating way of proving everyone's expectations wrong. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Shikaku N., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Mother Knows by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
Sally Jackson has spent many nights watching over her son's sleep. Tonight is no different.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
Amongst The Cherry Blossom Trees by Gerkyhen reviews
As Team 8 take a break from training and sit down to rest; Hinata realises something. KibaHina. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
What Leo Found Out by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
Seriously, who is Percy Jackson? Because Leo is sure starting to feel like travelling on a boat for one of the most important prophecies to date WITHOUT the Sea God's son is like spitting in the face of destiny...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Leo V., Percy J. - Complete
dogs are better than a bed heater by 1095-Libra Princess reviews
Hinata wonders why Kiba's so warm, and during her visit at the Inuzuka residence she learns why. KIBAHINA FLUFF summary sucks, story is much better.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
One Step At A Time by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Having been jilted and jaded before, Kyra's afraid to let Sai in and drop the guard she'd built up. Can Sai change her mindset as he attempts to pursue a relationship with her? Saira oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sai - Complete
Fight, Talk, Protect, and Flirt by Just a Little Spark reviews
"If a boy and a girl fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, protect each other like brother and sister, and flirt like first loves... then they're certainly meant to be!" NejiTen, because I love them. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Run, Don't Walk by Amelia Letter reviews
Fights happen. It's common knowledge. Gods forbid that Aphrodite will ever let a relationship be perfect. But when you want to win her back-"Go now! Run, man!"-Run, don't walk. The clock keeps ticking and time's running out. Just run. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Turning Points: Bedtime Stories by WynterSky reviews
Sasuke wants a story, and Itachi has to make one up on the fly. Fits between the first two chapters of Turning Points.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Shika, Chou, INooo! by Alusy reviews
Shikamaru and Chouji meet Ino for the first time. It was the first time Shikamaru realized that his mom wasn't the only troublesome woman. Ino-Shika-Chou friendship fic. Possible romance between InoXShika if you really squint.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Haircut by Midnight Insomniac reviews
In which Neji gossips and Tenten chokes on her own saliva.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Apparently, he's engaged by Aprilblossom reviews
OSMB#14. It was the perfect date and she was expecting his rumored proposal. "Ryuzaki..." This is it. He's finally proposing. "I'm engaged. Sorry it never worked out." He left without even letting her come to her senses and slap him.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Breakfast by Midnight Insomniac reviews
In which Neji spoon-feeds Tenten the most important meal of the day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Echizen is Dying? by rennomiya reviews
Oh come on, his senpai-tachi are just concerned about him. It's just... they might be overly concerned about him this time... Either that or that they just wanted him to die already. One-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/23/2011 - E. Ryoma, Seigaku - Complete
Let Bygones Be Bygones by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Neji didn't need empty words or sweet nothing's; he just needed her presence, she realized. That was all he had been asking for the whole time, was her presence. Now Tenten could finally place what had been off about him the entire day. /NejiTen oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Over My Head by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
"Oh, yeah? What're you thinking about, then?" Tenten challenged. Neji's answer stunned her into silence. "..You." /Everyone knows I'm in over my head...eight seconds left in overtime, she's on your mind.../ NejiTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nerd Jokes by Dr. Stilla Live reviews
Sasuke made a grave mistake at dinner when he brought up the subject of how stupid chicken jokes were.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Lullaby: KibaHina OneShot by Fangie-Chan reviews
Hinata vents to Kiba about her heartache over Naruto, but quickly discovers that love can be in even the most surprising of places...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Reward by TotalTownie reviews
Little Hinata loses something precious to her, so Kiba offers to help find it. When he does, what does he get in return? (Kiba/Hinata)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Let Me Tell You How Great I Am by Amelia Letter reviews
Messing with the gods is fun-"Bah, all you're good at is stuffing cereal down people's throats. And oatmeal.""Excuse me! Cereal is very healthy!""What is it with you and cereal? Oh, Styx!"-especially when you're me. Oh, how I love my job...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
Of Angels by Gelliefishes reviews
"Isn't 'di angelo' Italian for 'of angels'" "Uh, yeah I think so. And your point is...?" He's gotten plenty of nicknames before, but nothing compares to the one he has now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Just Hang On by Princesss Andromeda reviews
The song was beautiful, mysterious, enchanting... yet it haunted her very soul. It captivated her mind and made her insane with desire. A one shot about Annabeth's point of view of Siren Island in the Sea of Monsters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Falling For You by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
..I don't know how it came about. I didn't choose it. It just happened. Well, then again, you never decide on love, do you? It just comes as it sees fit. Meh, pretty troublesome, if you ask me. /ShikaKaida, dedicated to the awesometastic MissFaerieKaiti!/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Breaking the News by Kiwi Erin reviews
Kushina fidgets, having dragged her confused and worried husband out of bed right after a visit to Tsunade at the crack of dawn.She's been fighting those prancing butterflies in her throat for 2 hours now. Minato's been waiting as calmly as he can.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
In His Pocket by sdl64533 reviews
Set after the end of the film The Secret of Moonacre in filmverse: Robin carries more than just Maria's hair ribbon in his pocket, little does he know.
Little White Horse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Maria M., Robin - Complete
Perfect Day by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Sai and Kyra's first snow. He has much to learn.. /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sai - Complete
When I Grow Up by tinybit92 reviews
Edith gives a school report about what she wants to be when she grows up. With Gru for a dad there is only one possible answer to this question: super-villain.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Edith - Complete
Reconciliation by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Sai's newly formed relationship with Kyra threatens to crumble when they have their first fight. Will it all work out or will the "kiss and make up" approach not be enough to fix this one? SaixOC; oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sai - Complete
Let It Snow by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
What exactly does Neji have against snow..? "Plenty. One, it crunches when you walk, so a sneak attack on the enemy would be in vain. Two, blending in with your surroundings when it's all white would be difficult, if not impossible. Three..."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Difference in Opinion by Seductive Venus reviews
It's bad enough to have overprotective parents imagining your futures. Now what if they were immortal and planning yours? -PercyxAnnabeth-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Acceptance by Fanwoman reviews
Shino gets overlooked a lot. But what about when he doesn't? A little funny, a little touching, and a lot Shino, this glimpse into his early Academy days explores his first encounters with his future teammates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Shino A., Hinata H., Kiba I., Team Eight - Complete
Truly, Madly, Deeply by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
'That was so sweet of Sai. To put himself in harm's way for the protection of his comrade... now that's teamwork.' /SaixOC oneshot, post Impermanence/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sai - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Upon request of so many reviewers, here is the sequel to Dental Care! When the time comes for Neji to have his wisdom teeth removed, how will TenTen get back at him? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Purely Coincidental by Moonlight Music Mistress reviews
Neji and Tenten are questioned about their relationship. Fluff. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Nisei by Dcfan100 reviews
AU A few hours before the Allies head off to attack Ludenforff Bridge in the final days of WWII, American G.I Neji Hyuga has a few words with his...ahem acquaintance Tenten. And, she's not taking it to well. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Turnabout by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
"First impressions are extremely important. Make her feel at ease around you. Feel free to use any pickup line of your choosing, for this will break the ice and allow you both to progress past the first initial awkwardness in general." SaixOC; twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sai - Complete
Twenty Hours Till Christmas by Dcfan100 reviews
Tenten wakes the day before Christmas and comes to a horrible realization. She forgot to get Neji a present! Now it's rush to find her crush the perfect gift before all the shops close at midnight. NejiTen! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.
I'll See You Soon by iAREawesome reviews
Oneshot. "I can't stay your kaijuu forever. All little monsters grow up." - The day Sakura moves out is harder on Touya than he thought it would be. SxS on the side
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Tōya K., Sakura K. - Complete
Our Fairy Tail by WolfyMagician reviews
A bored James finds an old story he helped co-write years ago! Rocketshippy. Yes, 'Tail' is meant to be like that.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Solace by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
"But you know what else I see? A girl who's afraid of spreading her broken wings, afraid of getting hurt, haunted by the fear of failing. But it's possible. She just has to love herself." KibaHina AU oneshot, dedicated to MissFaerieKaiti!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Stuck by Luddles reviews
Pico is in a sticky situation that is currently reminding him of the time Chai tried to raise honeybees in his dorm room. What's he supposed to do, especially considering Sorbet is the only one who can get him out?
Magical Starsign - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Mountain Out of A Molehill by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
"In the name of Galaluna, Lance, it's JUST a paper cut!" "..Don't even joke like that."
Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ilana L., Lance L. - Complete
A Nara Custom by FadingMoonlight reviews
The lives of the Nara clan are irrefutably linked to those of their deer. So much so that they are present even on the most important day of Shikamaru's life. Not that he minds.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
For Better or For Worse by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
When Hiashi Hyuga announces Neji and Hinata's arranged engagement, Tenten is outraged. With the wedding lingering near, and Tenten's unrevealed affections for Neji growing, what happens when TenTen teams up with Kiba and Naruto to put a stop to it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,067 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
How I Stayed Sane by flourelle reviews
Did you ever wonder how Quinn and Logan stayed sane during long hours apart? Quogan! One shot.
Zoey 101 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Quinn P., Logan R. - Complete
Stardom by Strawberry-Milk-of-Love reviews
"I exist." When you're a nameless shinobi within the Sound Village, you tend to be pretty unimportant. This girl is tired of being expendable. OC and Orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete
Mistletoe and Snow by eclaire291 reviews
When Hinata finds out how Naruto truly feels about her, someone surprising comes to her rescue. It's up to you to read and find out who.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Gaara's Therapy Session by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Someone was seriously not thinking straight when they set up Gaara an appointment with a therapist. Does this poor guy really know what he's getting into? And can Gaara sort through his many problems? Oneshot/semi-crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Innocence by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
For Charles Beckendorf. For Clarisse. For Camp Half-Blood. For everyone she had betrayed. She would do this for them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Silena B. - Complete
Campfire Song Song by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Even something as simple as roasting marshmellows can never be normal with Team Guy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Dental Care by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
TenTen high on laughing gas can only mean one thing: trouble. What happens when Neji's wrapped up in the middle of it all? Now a twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Princess and the Prophecy by Grace3 reviews
Char and Ella could not have known that their only daughter would have such a strange destiny... A lost princess, a mysterious youth, a mad fairy, a fumbling villain - and a gift that could change everything.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,141 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
A Date Between Titans by Eve'sMagick reviews
It's finally happened! Beast Boy asked Raven on a date, and - you won't believe it - she said YES! But let's face it. A date between Titans will not be normal. Hilarious, but not normal. BB/Rae obviously
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Submerged by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
When TenTen's afraid to take the first step, can Neji help her overcome her fear? /Flashback, NejiTen oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Loyalty: A Tale of the Dai Li by S-Michael reviews
Just why did the Dai Li follow Azula, through thick and thin, breaking every oath to the Earth Kingdom? A young Dai Li operative explains.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Azula - Complete
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH by ChibiJinchuuriki reviews
By her 8 months pregnancy mark, Kushina Uzumaki had developed aphenphosmphobia… a fear of being touched. Minato then devises a simple plan to help her overcome it. But how?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Akaneiro No Sora by xXxGothicButterflySpiritxXx reviews
Ikuto's been gone awhile so he doesn't know that Utau had released a new song. He's been feeling a little homesick and worries abut about how his sister is doing. Anime Based! Family Fic, not Romatic people! Title Changed.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ikuto T., Utau H. - Complete
Claustrophobia by tinybit92 reviews
We all know Jessie is claustrophobic. So what happened the first time she got put into the toy box? Well, that's what Buzz is here for. Set right after Toy Story 2. Simple BuzzxJessie fluff. Oneshot.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Jessie, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha by Kayah reviews
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart', Konoha style!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Ella Enchanted: The Ogre Scene Char's POV by bellathedisenchanted reviews
He's confused, and completey in love! So what was going through Char's mind on meeting Ella, and the ogres? I always thought this was a rather romantic scene. I hope you like it, please do read and review! Constructive criticism is also welcome.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
I Want You to Want Me by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
TenTen is desperate for some attention from Neji, but is she too desperate when she lets Ino and Sakura pitch in and help? Will everything turn out or will the hope and chance of becoming something more than friends be destroyed?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Understandings by Sidney Ella Ford reviews
Poseidon and Athena discuss the relationship of Percy and Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
Facebook Can Be a Useful Thing by Sakura Ocean reviews
Ever since Amu joined Facebook a few weeks ago, she's been hooked! She stays up at the weekends just browsing Facebook, playing it's useless games. But then she discovers that a certain neko has his very own account! And she couldn't be anymore suprised.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Over You by Sakura Ocean reviews
-SPOLIERS FOR ENCORE AND CHAPTER 48- Ikuto never expected Utau to send him twenty five texts in one minute let alone one. He was even more suprised at what the texts were about. Ikuto/Utau. Brother/sister relationship only. No incest.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ikuto T., Utau H. - Complete
Wordless by windsilk reviews
Because actions speak louder. Valentine's Day Oneshot. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Oh Sasuke by Famid reviews
Orochimaru is getting creative as he waits for Sasuke's arrival . . .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete
20 Facts about Shikamaru Nara by Green Rainboots reviews
Title should say it all, but it's not a ridiculous list. NOTE: these facts are my ideas, my interpretations of Shikamaru. You might find something in either manga or anime to support some of it, but they have never been mentioned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ten Basic Rules to Being an Evil Fanfiction Writer by Ray by Another Name reviews
Just a completely random set of ten rules for your average evil fanfiction writer...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
Under the Leaves by The Uchiha Writer reviews
Naruto composes a song to convince Sasuke to Stay in Konoha Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. my first Fanfiction ever. please R&R. I hope you enjoy it. It's really funny
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
As A Sister by Lunar Maelstrom reviews
Oneshot. NOT romance. Utau succeeds in finding Ikuto one night and confronts him... but as what Ikuto had always seen her as – his sister.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ikuto T., Utau H. - Complete
Cooties! by TroubledThoughts reviews
Just a cute little oneshot about Kiba and Hinata when they're little. : Kiba's afraid of getting cooties! KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Answers by Lunar Maelstrom reviews
One-shot, Yuukari. While waiting for his eccentric girlfriend, Yuu is unexpectedly attacked and forced to face some of the toughest questions possible. "What are your intentions towards my sister?" "Uh..."
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Y. Nikaidou, Kairi S. - Complete
Hope by gwenstacey reviews
With the village in ruins, Kurenai still has a reason to hope.Re-done, new ending
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kurenai Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sonny Gets Fired Again by Arglefumph reviews
The story of why Sonny Joon was fired from Beech Hill Museum shortly before Secret of the Scarlet Hand.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
You Found Me by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
She took a deep breath. "I heard something once...that thornless roses meant..love- at first sight."
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Rock Paper Scissors by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Ever wonder how Starfire learned the complicated Earth game of Rock Paper Scissors? How will her Tameranian mind react to this?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Starfire - Complete
Forms of Love by Lunar Maelstrom reviews
When a questionnaire is handed out, everyone has to answer this question: If love had a form, what would it be? These are the different ways that they view love.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,619 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
By Any Other Name by tinybit92 reviews
Robin and Starfire have the tower to themselves, but then some vengeful aliens show up. Go figure. A RobStar fic. Fluffy fluffy fluffy fluff! And yes, that's a Shakespeare reference, not me unable to think of a title.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Mine by Araxia13 reviews
My take on what Annabeth told Percy after he rescued her from the Sirens in Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Is the Play the Thing? by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bestowed with the unwanted lead in a play, Polly wenches with her own nervous questions and Digory's calm responses.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - [Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke] - Complete
My Heart's Duet by TrudiRose reviews
Enchanted. A fluffy, romantic one-shot about Edward and Nancy.
Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Be Serious, Yamazaki by GothicPenguin367 reviews
Chiharu wishes that, even just for once, Yamazaki would be serious. Chiharu/Yamazaki R&R
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Chiharu M., Takashi Y. - Complete
There's Plenty of Temari to Go Around by Invader Hog reviews
[COMPLETE]Ino tells Shikamaru who tells it to Chouji, who is overheard by Naruto, who tells Hinata, who freaks and spills to TenTen and then TenTen tells Neji, who tells Lee, who has a spar with Gaara, who doesn’t care, but tells to Kankuro and Temari tha
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Temari, Shino A. - Complete
Hiccups by Hotarukun reviews
Gaara and Matsuri oneshot. FLUFF. Total fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Overfrozen reviews
Kiba loves to watch Hinata sleep. KibaHina oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
My Mother by Dizzcity reviews
[NejiTen] Oneshot. The child of Hyuuga Neji wonders who her mother is. A story from the heart.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Trouble Chocolate by OtakuSailorV reviews
Chocolate isn't good for dogs...KibaHinata, OneShot, Fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Of Lies and Pigtails by faeryflame reviews
first meeting of a boy who cried wolf and admitted defeat to a girl with pigtails
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Chiharu M., Takashi Y. - Complete
Reflections by Atarah Derek reviews
I was playing around with the words to Mulan's song one evening, and I changed them to what they might say if a Christian were perhaps asking God's forgiveness for a mistake she's made. I like it.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
A Modest Proposal by TrudiRose reviews
One-shot: What if Belle had handled Gaston differently?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Restless by Arcynic reviews
Shikamaru's restless....maybe some advice will help? [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Complete
Majesty by netangel182 reviews
*complete* A year after Phillip takes the throne, trouble is brewing in England. He calls on the only people that he can trust.
Princess Of Thieves - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Complete
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Buffy reviews
We all know Naruto has never had the best experiences with animals. Most seem to instantly decide he's in need of a good face-clawing. How will Naruto handle it when a near-starved cat decides to become his shadow? Loving has hard consequences, but didn't someone once say that it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Something Necessary reviews
The Guide of Love is rejected... three times in the space of three minutes. But they will eventually come to see the wisdom in his actions. Lory couldn't call himself the Guide of Love if they didn't.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Lory - Complete
Lens (A-Z Story Game) reviews
A typical day in the life of one of the Love Me girls... But is it really typical? (Written for the A-Z Story Game.)
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Chiori, Kyoko M., Lory - Complete
The Mysterious Boy reviews
It's a day like any other. Kyra is watching her friends pull off yet another prank, when suddenly she notices something - or, rather, someone - out of place. /Birthday One-Shot for Seiji and Shizuku 4ever!/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sai, OC - Complete
The Sun reviews
"Some call them doppelgangers. Some call them clones. Some say that no matter who you are, you definitely have a double somewhere in the world. All we knew was that we had suddenly found the one person in the world meant to be our /best/ friend." OC-centric, read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,906 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - OC - Complete
Of Cuteness and Contrariness reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if you showed up to school one day wearing the craziest outfit you could find? Ever wonder what would happen if everyone else started following your lead? Wonder no longer, because these friends found out for you! OneShot, Academy-age story, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A., OC - Complete
Pawprints in the Swamp reviews
Neji used to think he always had himself under control. Now, as he quests for a certain animal, he realizes he had let himself slip from the very beginning; and he must pay the consequences while trying to satisfy a bloodthirsty village. What to do, what to do? /OneShot, NejiTen\
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cognizance reviews
Hinata has something she needs to say, but it backfires. Or is it really a blessing in disguise? OneShot, KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Desert Dilemma reviews
The desert is a dangerous place. It's hot, dry, bright, and filled with deadly creatures. Few people the desert has designated as a target make it out alive. Newest target: Team Haru. Attack strategy: Heat exhaustion and hypothermia. Am I kidding? Did I make a typo? Do I not know the difference between hypo and hyper? Let's find out. OC-centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - OC - Complete
Devotion reviews
"Why don't you make a fool of yourself for me?" She hates him now, and herself worse. Or does she? He loves her still. Oneshot, Shikamaru/OC. Read and review, please! Second chapter is edited version of original.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Shikamaru N., OC - Complete
Mouse! reviews
Iruka-sensei teaches on, unaware that three of his students are plotting chaos. Central around Shikamaru, Choji, and OC. Read and review, please! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A., OC - Complete
Orochimaru Irritation reviews
Orochimaru is fearless, he is unflappable, he is stoic, he is... The victim of a seemingly-endless Sound Village prank? Orochimaru's minions just won't let their lord catch a break! OneShot; No Pairings; Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Protection and Trust reviews
"Don't ever cry alone again. ...I don't care who it is; just find someone." Kaida wanted to protect the weak. Shikamaru wanted to comfort them. Kinda Shikamaru/OC, but also kinda no pairings; OneShot; Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Shikamaru N., OC - Complete
Magical Snow Fun reviews
One winter morning, Kiba rolled out of bed, landed on his cold, hard floor, and left his room to see what on earth was so important that Hinata came and woke him up for. It was worth it. OneShot; KibaHina; Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Day One reviews
"If someone didn't do something soon, they were going to have a catastrophe on their hands." Shikamaru, Choji, and Kaida's - OC's - first day at the Ninja Academy, and boy is it fun - when you have the right people to share it with. OneShot, No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A., OC - Complete
The Failed Mission reviews
Kaida learns of Shikamaru's first mission as a squad leader. Shikamaru/OC, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Shikamaru N., OC - Complete
True or False reviews
Bedtime stories are fictional tales designed for the enjoyment of the listener. Or, at least, they're supposed to be. Tiny bit AUish, and takes place in the future. Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 62,494 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - OC
He Ran To Me reviews
"Now, I was his boy. Me. For being simply me, not as a replacement for anyone else." Sasuke-centric, no pairings, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Fugaku U. - Complete
The Kunoichi's Story reviews
Kind of a 'missing scene' type-thing from True or False. We can see what Kaida has had to put up with during some of the ToF chapters. OC-centric. Read and review, please! x3
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - OC - Complete
The Greatest Gift in Honor reviews
TenTen has never fit in where she's expected to. So what will she do when her already-injured father gets a call to war? The movie Mulan, Naruto-style! Co-written with Neji and TenTen 4ever!
Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Tenten
StarWatcher reviews
Just a little something I whipped up about Gaara star-gazing. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Questions and Answers reviews
Tenten has some questions in mind, but Neji's answers are more than just a bit disappointing. However, what if there's more behind Neji's answers than Tenten first thought? OneShot; NejiTen; Read and Review! Dedicated to Neji and Tenten 4ever!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Scientific Magic reviews
Sakura, helping out Lady Tsunade, is testing magical items for a group of scientists. Will they come to the aid of future shinobi, or will they be banned for side effects? And what happens when Ino finds out about all this? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
You Can't Take Me reviews
"Running away never solved any problems. Except this one." OneShot/SongFic, Sasuke centric; read and review, por favor!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Oniisan Issues reviews
Sasuke and Itachi play for the camera the first time they meet in years, the first time since Itachi killed the entire Uchiha clan. How does Itachi deal with being gone so long? Some Itachi OOCness; No Pairings; Read and Review! Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Overwhelming reviews
"She wasn't sure when exactly she began to love him. Having him in her life had always seemed natural." KibaHina; OneShot/SongFic; from the song The More I Seek You. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Devoted reviews
"Why don't you make a fool of yourself for me?" Same as Devotion, but from Shikamaru's PoV. What's going on through Shikamaru's head during all of this? Shikamaru/OC; Read and review, please and thanx!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Shikamaru N., OC - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon reviews
Mulan, "I'll Make a Man Out of You", with Naruto characters. Contains song's lyrics, but not exactly songfic. Read and review, please and thank you! x3
Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Tenten - Complete
Pillow Rain reviews
Rhys and Addie first meet when helping Trina. One-shot, Rhys's point of view. Read and review, please! :3
Two Princesses of Bamarre - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete