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Author has written 28 stories for Maximum Ride, Digimon, Fruits Basket, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Lemonade Mouth, Nine Lives of Chloe King, Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, Virals, Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter.
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"Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language."
—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011
Name: Just call me Wolfie
Age-it's a number
Location- In front of my computer
Bio: Well- I’m really random. That sums up a huge portion of my personality right there. The other part is just pure insanity. Though I think normalcy and sanity are vastly over-rated anyway so it’s all good. I LOVE reading and writing. To me writing is a form of art. I paint pictures with words instead of paint. I’m also a dancer, another form of art. On top of that I play clarinet so basically I’m an artist. Sad thing is, I can’t draw or paint to save my life. My friends and family mean the world to me. And my best friends are as insane as I am.
I get my ideas from my very own plot bunny named Skip. He has been my friend recently and I never ever want him to go away. I love you Skip the plot bunny!!!
All right I feel like making one thing perfectly clear right now. I have 0 tolerence for flamers. I think people who flame are simply being immature and I won't put up with it. I'm aware that the site gives them the right to give constructive criticsm but that is not the same thing as flaming. So if you are a flamer- move along and don't even bother reading my stories. Also, if I see a flame on someone else's story I will probably write a long review about said comment because it's not appropriate to say hurtful things about a fellow author's work. A famous youtuber, Charlieissocoollike, describe it like this. "It's like writing some helpful advice on a piece of paper, balling it in your fist and then punching the person in the face. You may have the advice there, but all the person can think about is that you just punched them in the face. Flamers you have been warned. That it all.
Favorite books- so many I’ll just list a few. The Sight, Alex Rider series, Maximum Ride, Power of Five series, Twilight, Harry Potter, Hunger Games trilogy, Virals series, as well as a bunch of various magna.
Favorite TV shows- Survivor, Amazing Race, Criminal Minds, Bones, Digimon (season 1-4), Pokémon (season 1-6), Yu-gi-oh (pre-GX), Ghost Hunt, Xiaolin Showdown, Three Delivery, House of Anubis, Doctor Who, Scooby-Doo plus a TON others mostly a bunch of early 2000 cartoons and some old 90’s ones as well. Man those were the days…
Favorite video games- anything Kingdom Hearts (I’m just a tad bit obsessed), Legend of Zelda, Harvest Moon, FF VII, Pokémon games, Sly Cooper
Things I don't like: Texting and driving, bullies, abortion, drugs, alcohol, guns, war, hatred, bad book endings, Twilight, poor grammar, teachers who don't teach very well, flammers, OC challenge stories, people who can't take a joke, strawberries
Some of my favorite quotes:
…Mmmm...Mori like seashells (Ouran Academy Host Club bloopers reel)
You give me hot pants (line from A Flea in Her Ear)
Go rot in a vat of tarter sauce (a friend of mine when she got mad at dying while playing Kingdom Hearts)
That was a superman move right there (same friend after watching me be awsome while playing Sly Cooper)
It’s a mell of a hess in here (chapel director at a church retreat. she walked in while we were still setting up and it was very messy in the room at the time)
That’s like trying to count grains of dust in a room of sneezing people (Axel- Kingdom Heart 358/2 Days)
May all your bacon burn (Calcifer- Howel's moving castle)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it (found it on someone's profile- don't know who)
Cancer is no for whimps and I am not a whimp (my dear friend Jayne at a relay for life. She was the survivor of the year- but she ended up dying later on that year)
Oh we do to have hearts. Don't be mad (Demyx from Kingdom Hearts 2)
You're a diabolital little pyro aren't you? (A line from Max: A Maximum Ride Novel)
Behold my under suop kingdom (Tobey from Three Delivery)
Ah man I never thought cooking could make you feel dizzy. (TK Digimon 02 Ghost of a Chance)
The following quotes are from Fruits Basket--
Kyo: Just like I'll beat you one of these days. Yuki: Wait, wait I think I've heard this one before.
Waaaahhhh Kyo's picking on me!!! (Momiji)
We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.' (Shigure about Kyo)
High school girls high school girls all for me high school girls (Shigure's high school girls song)
Kyo: "Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for ya. Yeah, you'll be sorry then, won't ya, and I’ll make you say it."
Shigure: (fake crying) "There I called her. I called my editor. I hope you're happy."
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film."
Fabian: That was seriously scary. It's eyes were glowing and looking at me and ugh!
Nina: Fabian you got it!
Fabian: Why are you dressed as a duck?
Nina: Sarah, her name was Sarah you dummy (House of Anubis)
Jason: You're insane
" Amber what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't Twilight!"
(Jerome) "Speak of the devil! Literally I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames!" (House of Anubis)
(Alfie)"Falls of his chair in amazement!" (House of Anubis)
(Alfie)"Welcome to we love Mara land! Population: Jerome." (House of Anubis)
(Fabian) "Oh!! This is the girls' toilets! I can see that now!" (HoA)
(Jerome)"Who, Mara? She's the ice queen! The icy queen of ice!" (HoA)
"I'm only going to interrogate him!"
(Alfie)"Oh c'mon you've got to get better punishments...like watch 48 hours of television. Oh I REALLY hate TV." (HoA)
(Victor) "What does it look like? I'm releasing an idiot!" (HoA)
(Mrs. Andrews)"I hope you used your time wisely to plan your homework, your projects, and your glittering careers in government!" (HoA)
"Those horrible, nausating children are in on it. I just know it."
"What did he say?
Ansem: This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness. Soon to be completly eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little. (Kingdom Hearts)
Ansem: One who knows nothing can understand nothing. (Kingdom Hearts)
Sora: Kairi! Remember what you said before? I'm always with you too! I'll come back to you, I promise!! (Kingdom Hearts)
Axel: Man talk about blank with a capital B. Man oh man, not even the dusks are gonna crack this one. (Kingdom Hears II)
Demyx: I told them they were sending the wrong guy.
Aerith: Think of it as a sort of 'Leon compliment' (Kingdom Hearts II)
Axel: He...was the only one I liked...he...made me feel..like I had a heart. It's kinda funny...you make me feel...the same (Kingdom Hearts II)
Sora: Xemans. There's more to a heart than just anger or hate. It's filled with all kinds of emotions. Don't you remember? (Kingdom Hearts II)
King Mickey: Aw we don't hate the darkness. It's just kinda...scary. But the world's made of light AND darkness. You can't have one without the other becaue darkness is half of everything. Sorta makes you wonder why we are afraid of the dark.
Auron: This is my story. And you're not part of it. (Kingdom Hearts II)
Hades: Did you forget who you're talking to? I AM THE LORD OF THE DEAD!
Riku: If the world is made of light and darkness. We'll be the darkness. (Kingdom Hearts II)
Demyx: Dance water dance!! (Kingdom Hearts II)
Roxas: Sora. You're lucky. Looks like my summer vacation is...over. (Kingdom Hearts II)
Saix: If I had a heart. This is where I would die of laughter. (Kingdom Hearts II)
There's a thing called "talent". They don't have it. (Angels in the Outfield)
Tamaki: MAMA! Haruhi is using those foul boy words again!
: If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are (Pokemon)
[About Keramon] "Maybe we should tell someone important like the principal or Bill Gates or something.. (Digimon the Movie)
Moving right along, folks... keep it moving... Our next stop on the tour will be the forest of irrelevant road signs. No pictures, please (Matt, Digimon)
The sky will be darkened by the wings of many bats.The fallen people will invoke the name of the undead Digimon king and when the clock strikes the hour of the beast, the undead king will reveal himself in his true form as the beast.Then angels will shoot arrows of hope and light at the loved ones of those they've been sent to protect, and a miracle will happen. (Genni, Digimon season 1)
Ken: You will bow down before me.
T.K. Takashi: When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting?
Rowen: Lady Kayura! She's a girl (Ronin Warriors)
Ryo: Your mother wears army boots!! (Ronin Warriors)
The Doctor: Course you're not, you're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you! Just... sitting there. (Doctor Who)
Amy Pond: I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.
The Doctor: Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap — if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow — there's one thing you never — ever put in a trap.
The Doctor: [shouting] Look at me, I'm a target! (Doctor Who)
River Song: I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
The Doctor: Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit. (Doctor Who)
The Doctor: [referring to the Siren] OK, so just like a shark, in a dress and singing and green. A green singing shark in an evening gown! (Doctor Who)
Idris (TARDIS Matrix): You're the Doctor. Focus.
Idris (TARDIS): I've been looking for a word. A big, complicated word but so sad. I've found it now.
The House: Fear me. I have killed hundreds of Timelords.
The Doctor: Anyone in this room who isn't scared is a moron. (Doctor Who)
The Doctor: There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick. (Doctor Who)
The Doctor: We're too exposed everywhere, and Amy can't move. And anyway, that's not the plan.
The Doctor: I'll do a thing.
Amy: Put these on. Both of you.
The Doctor: You gave me hope and then you took it way. That's enough to make anyone dangerous. God knows what it will do to me. (Doctor Who)
The Doctor: You're doing it, you sexy thing.
Cassandra-in-Doctor: Ooh, my. Well this is... different.
". How long have we got?
The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff
The Doctor: Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss. They just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life is used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had, all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract. They live off potential energy.
The Doctor: 5, very important 5, don't let me eat pears! I hate pears. John Smith isn't real, he's a character I made up but I won't know that. I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In 3 months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that.
The Doctor: 900 years of time and space, and I've never met somebody who wasn't important.
Lauren- Are you English, sir?
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember thatAlbus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilitiesDumbledore (Harry Potter)
This is a beautiful place...to be with friends.Dobby (Harry Potter)
Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure! Dobby (Harry Potter_
That's all right. Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
What did it have to be follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?Ron (Harry Potter)
Reid: I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. [gets a weird look] Yes, I’m a genius (Criminal Minds)
Reid: [to the waitress, after having difficulty with his chopsticks] Excuse me, could I get a fork perhaps? [group laughs] Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick? He equated knives with acts of aggression.
Garcia: [answering phone] Oracle of Quantico. Speak if you deign to hear truth. (Criminal Minds)
Morgan: [to Garcia] Good morning, princess.
Dr. Spencer Reid: [walks into his hotel room with a box, surprised to see Rossi and Morgan there] What are you guys doing here?
Prof Rothchild: You have something more important than me?
Emily Prentiss: No, Paul. I'm baffled. I cannot figure out what the unsub could have learned from you.
Garcia: [to Reid over speaker] Super skeezy. I've got a spreadsheet from one of them expecting compensation for the baby I'm having.
Garcia: Password was Cullen.
May the odds be ever in your favor (The Hunger Games)
“You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires” (Shelton, Seizure)
Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?” (Virals)
Parallel tough-guy nods. Man fix boat! Man be strong!"What now?" I asked, hoping to divert the two from actually beating their chests.” (Virals)
Not a day will go by that I won't go by that I won't think of you. (Hook to Emma, Once Upon a Time)
Can you stop it or should we all start preparing our souls because mine's going to take some time. (Hook, Once Upon a Time)
SoraxKairi (kingdom hearts)
RoxasxXion (kingdom hearts)
RoxasXNamine (kingdom heartS)
AshXMisty (and don’t you dare of thinking otherwise) (pokemon obviously)
SueXTobey (Three Delivery)
FangXMax (Maximum Ride)
IggyxMax (Maximum Ride)
LarkaXKar (The Sight)
LinkXZelda (Legend od Zelda)
NaruXMai (Ghost Hunt)
MaiXLin (not possible but still really cute) (Ghost Hunt)
HermoniexRon (Harry Potter)
HaruhixHikaru (Ouran Host Club High School)
NinaxFabian (House of Anubis)
MaraxJerome (House of Anubis)
Rose/The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Amy/Rory (Doctor Who)
River/anyone who isn't the Doctor (Doctor Who)
Jack/... (Doctor Who)
Katniss/Gale (The Hunger Games)
Ben/Tory (Virals series)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we take the security labels off everything and let the problem work itself out?
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
When you wish upon a falling star, all your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling towards earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
1 day of coal, 364 days of fun. I think I'll take my chances.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean that you're an artist.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."
Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness"
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."
Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping"
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap"
Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost"
Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"
Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating."
Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary."
Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children."
Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only."
Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts."
American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."
Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly."
Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands."
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (These are just the ones I remember doing. And I'm sure I'll do some of the other ones someday in my life)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
(73 out of 100)
Please copy and paste this if you agree:
When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
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Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers
1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”
3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”
4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”
5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
6.”Did he kill you?”
7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”
8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”
9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”
10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
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