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Author has written 28 stories for Maximum Ride, Digimon, Fruits Basket, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Lemonade Mouth, Nine Lives of Chloe King, Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, Virals, Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter.

Welcome to Water Wolf 100's home page!!!!!

"Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language."

—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011

Name: Just call me Wolfie

Age-it's a number

Location- In front of my computer

Bio: Well- I’m really random. That sums up a huge portion of my personality right there. The other part is just pure insanity. Though I think normalcy and sanity are vastly over-rated anyway so it’s all good. I LOVE reading and writing. To me writing is a form of art. I paint pictures with words instead of paint. I’m also a dancer, another form of art. On top of that I play clarinet so basically I’m an artist. Sad thing is, I can’t draw or paint to save my life. My friends and family mean the world to me. And my best friends are as insane as I am.

I get my ideas from my very own plot bunny named Skip. He has been my friend recently and I never ever want him to go away. I love you Skip the plot bunny!!!

All right I feel like making one thing perfectly clear right now. I have 0 tolerence for flamers. I think people who flame are simply being immature and I won't put up with it. I'm aware that the site gives them the right to give constructive criticsm but that is not the same thing as flaming. So if you are a flamer- move along and don't even bother reading my stories. Also, if I see a flame on someone else's story I will probably write a long review about said comment because it's not appropriate to say hurtful things about a fellow author's work. A famous youtuber, Charlieissocoollike, describe it like this. "It's like writing some helpful advice on a piece of paper, balling it in your fist and then punching the person in the face. You may have the advice there, but all the person can think about is that you just punched them in the face. Flamers you have been warned. That it all.

Favorite books- so many I’ll just list a few. The Sight, Alex Rider series, Maximum Ride, Power of Five series, Twilight, Harry Potter, Hunger Games trilogy, Virals series, as well as a bunch of various magna.

Favorite TV shows- Survivor, Amazing Race, Criminal Minds, Bones, Digimon (season 1-4), Pokémon (season 1-6), Yu-gi-oh (pre-GX), Ghost Hunt, Xiaolin Showdown, Three Delivery, House of Anubis, Doctor Who, Scooby-Doo plus a TON others mostly a bunch of early 2000 cartoons and some old 90’s ones as well. Man those were the days…

Favorite video games- anything Kingdom Hearts (I’m just a tad bit obsessed), Legend of Zelda, Harvest Moon, FF VII, Pokémon games, Sly Cooper

Things I don't like: Texting and driving, bullies, abortion, drugs, alcohol, guns, war, hatred, bad book endings, Twilight, poor grammar, teachers who don't teach very well, flammers, OC challenge stories, people who can't take a joke, strawberries

Some of my favorite quotes:

…Mmmm...Mori like seashells (Ouran Academy Host Club bloopers reel)

You give me hot pants (line from A Flea in Her Ear)

Go rot in a vat of tarter sauce (a friend of mine when she got mad at dying while playing Kingdom Hearts)

That was a superman move right there (same friend after watching me be awsome while playing Sly Cooper)

It’s a mell of a hess in here (chapel director at a church retreat. she walked in while we were still setting up and it was very messy in the room at the time)

That’s like trying to count grains of dust in a room of sneezing people (Axel- Kingdom Heart 358/2 Days)

May all your bacon burn (Calcifer- Howel's moving castle)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it (found it on someone's profile- don't know who)

Cancer is no for whimps and I am not a whimp (my dear friend Jayne at a relay for life. She was the survivor of the year- but she ended up dying later on that year)

Oh we do to have hearts. Don't be mad (Demyx from Kingdom Hearts 2)

You're a diabolital little pyro aren't you? (A line from Max: A Maximum Ride Novel)

Behold my under suop kingdom (Tobey from Three Delivery)

Ah man I never thought cooking could make you feel dizzy. (TK Digimon 02 Ghost of a Chance)

The following quotes are from Fruits Basket--

Kyo: Just like I'll beat you one of these days. Yuki: Wait, wait I think I've heard this one before.

Waaaahhhh Kyo's picking on me!!! (Momiji)

We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.' (Shigure about Kyo)

High school girls high school girls all for me high school girls (Shigure's high school girls song)

Kyo: "Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for ya. Yeah, you'll be sorry then, won't ya, and I’ll make you say it."
Yuki: "I'm sorry."
Kyo: "Shut up! You’re a real wise-ass, you know that?"
Yuki: "At least I'm not the noisy idiot who's causing a scene outside the store."
Kyo: "Oh, you've done it now, girly boy! We're taking this outside!"
Yuki: "We already are outside, you stupid cat."

Shigure: (fake crying) "There I called her. I called my editor. I hope you're happy."
Hatori: "Yes I am. Stop crying."
Shigure: (still crying) "How can I?! You spoiled all my fun!"
Hatori: "You call yourself an adult."

Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film."
Kyo: "Yeah? So what if I didn’t? Like I’d waste my time watching some movie about a bear!"
Yuki: You truly are an idiot."

Fabian: That was seriously scary. It's eyes were glowing and looking at me and ugh!
Nina: Don't worry. I won't tell anyone the painting of a little girl made you so scared you screamed.
Fabian: I didn't scream. (House of Anubis)

Nina: Fabian you got it!
Jerome: Got what?
Fabian: Looks, brains, charms. You know, all those things you don't have Jerome (House of Anubis)

Fabian: Why are you dressed as a duck?
Amber: I'm a canary
Fabian: A canary dressed as a duck? (House of Anubis)

Nina: Sarah, her name was Sarah you dummy (House of Anubis)

Jason: You're insane
Rufus: Very good observation (House of Anubis)

" Amber what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't Twilight!"
"The Bible says always be prepared."
"Amber that's the boy scouts..." (Fabian and Amber. House of Anubis)

(Jerome) "Speak of the devil! Literally I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames!" (House of Anubis)

(Alfie)"Falls of his chair in amazement!" (House of Anubis)

(Alfie)"Welcome to we love Mara land! Population: Jerome." (House of Anubis)

(Fabian) "Oh!! This is the girls' toilets! I can see that now!" (HoA)

(Jerome)"Who, Mara? She's the ice queen! The icy queen of ice!" (HoA)
(Jerome)"Tell me Fabian, does it ever get boring always-ALWAYS- being the one to say 'cut it out' or 'that's not right' or 'fun is bad!'" (HoA)

"I'm only going to interrogate him!"
"Don't confuse me with your fancy words!"
"Um it's in the dictionary Amber. It's not fancy." (Patricia and Amber HoA)

(Alfie)"Oh c'mon you've got to get better punishments...like watch 48 hours of television. Oh I REALLY hate TV." (HoA)

(Victor) "What does it look like? I'm releasing an idiot!" (HoA)

(Mrs. Andrews)"I hope you used your time wisely to plan your homework, your projects, and your glittering careers in government!" (HoA)

"Those horrible, nausating children are in on it. I just know it."
"Do you ever think you might be in the wrong job Victor?" (Victor and Mrs. Andrews HoA)

"What did he say?
*Looks down at phone* "It's not repeatable." (Alfie and Jerome HoA)

Ansem: This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness. Soon to be completly eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little. (Kingdom Hearts)

Ansem: One who knows nothing can understand nothing. (Kingdom Hearts)

Sora: Kairi! Remember what you said before? I'm always with you too! I'll come back to you, I promise!! (Kingdom Hearts)

Axel: Man talk about blank with a capital B. Man oh man, not even the dusks are gonna crack this one. (Kingdom Hears II)

Demyx: I told them they were sending the wrong guy.
Sora: Who is this kook?
Demyx: Silence traitor (Kingdom Hearts II)

Aerith: Think of it as a sort of 'Leon compliment' (Kingdom Hearts II)

Axel: He...was the only one I liked...he...made me feel..like I had a heart. It's kinda funny...you make me feel...the same (Kingdom Hearts II)

Sora: Xemans. There's more to a heart than just anger or hate. It's filled with all kinds of emotions. Don't you remember? (Kingdom Hearts II)

King Mickey: Aw we don't hate the darkness. It's just kinda...scary. But the world's made of light AND darkness. You can't have one without the other becaue darkness is half of everything. Sorta makes you wonder why we are afraid of the dark.
Riku: It's becaue of who's lurking inside. (Kingdom Hearts II)

Auron: This is my story. And you're not part of it. (Kingdom Hearts II)

Hades: Did you forget who you're talking to? I AM THE LORD OF THE DEAD!
Auron: Hmm...no wonder no one wants to die. (Kingdom Hearts II)

Riku: If the world is made of light and darkness. We'll be the darkness. (Kingdom Hearts II)

Demyx: Dance water dance!! (Kingdom Hearts II)

Roxas: Sora. You're lucky. Looks like my summer vacation is...over. (Kingdom Hearts II)

Saix: If I had a heart. This is where I would die of laughter. (Kingdom Hearts II)

There's a thing called "talent". They don't have it. (Angels in the Outfield)

Tamaki: MAMA! Haruhi is using those foul boy words again!
Kaoru: Mama being...
Kyoya: Based on club postion, i assume that would be me (Ouran Host Club High School)

Ash: If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are (Pokemon)

[About Keramon] "Maybe we should tell someone important like the principal or Bill Gates or something.. (Digimon the Movie)

Moving right along, folks... keep it moving... Our next stop on the tour will be the forest of irrelevant road signs. No pictures, please (Matt, Digimon)

The sky will be darkened by the wings of many bats.The fallen people will invoke the name of the undead Digimon king and when the clock strikes the hour of the beast, the undead king will reveal himself in his true form as the beast.Then angels will shoot arrows of hope and light at the loved ones of those they've been sent to protect, and a miracle will happen. (Genni, Digimon season 1)

Ken: You will bow down before me.
T.K. Takashi: Sorry, the floor's kind of dirty. (Digimon season 2)

T.K. Takashi: When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting?
Ken: I guess...
T.K. Takashi: That's your problem. You don't know when to talk and when to fight. Now's a good time to talk... on the other hand... it's also a good time to fight! (punches Ken). (Digimon season 2)

Rowen: Lady Kayura! She's a girl (Ronin Warriors)

Ryo: Your mother wears army boots!! (Ronin Warriors)

The Doctor: Course you're not, you're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you! Just... sitting there. (Doctor Who)

Amy Pond: I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.
The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. … I am definitely a madman with a box. (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap — if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow — there's one thing you never — ever put in a trap.
Angel Bob: And what would that be, sir?
The Doctor: Me. [fires gun at the ceiling] (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: [shouting] Look at me, I'm a target! (Doctor Who)

River Song: I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. [Amy takes the fez and throws it in the air, and River blasts it into smithereens.] (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit. (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: [referring to the Siren] OK, so just like a shark, in a dress and singing and green. A green singing shark in an evening gown! (Doctor Who)

Idris (TARDIS Matrix): You're the Doctor. Focus.
The Doctor: On what? How? I'm a madman with a box, without a box. I'm stuck in a black hole at the end of the universe in a stupid old junkyard! Oh.
Idris: (TARDIS Matrix)
Oh what?
The Doctor: I'm not.
Idris (TARDIS Matrix): Not what?
The Doctor: Cause it's not a junkyard. Don't you see, it's not a junkyard.
Idris (TARDIS Matrix): What is it, then?
The Doctor: It's a TARDIS junkyard. Come on Sorry, do you have a name?
Idris (TARDIS MATRIX): Seven hundred years and finally he asks.
The Doctor: But what do I call you?
Idris (TARDIS MATRIX): I think you call me... Sexy?
The Doctor: [embarassed] Only when we're alone.
Idris (TARDIX MATRIX): We are alone.
The Doctor: Oh. Come on, then, Sexy. (Doctor Who)

Idris (TARDIS): I've been looking for a word. A big, complicated word but so sad. I've found it now.
The Doctor: What word?
Idris )TARDIS): "Alive." I'm alive.
The Doctor: Alive isn't sad.
Idris (TARDIS): It's sad when it's over. I'll always be here. But this is when we talked. And now, even that has come to an end. There's something I didn't get to say to you.
The Doctor: Goodbye.
Idris (TARDIS): No. I just wanted to say... hello. Hello, Doctor (Doctor Who)

The House: Fear me. I have killed hundreds of Timelords.
The Doctor: Fear me. I've killed all of them. (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: Anyone in this room who isn't scared is a moron. (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick. (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: We're too exposed everywhere, and Amy can't move. And anyway, that's not the plan.
River Song: There's a plan?
The Doctor: I don't know yet, I haven't finished talking (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: I'll do a thing.
River Song: What thing?
The Doctor: I don't know, it's a thing in progress. Respect the thing. (Doctor Who)

Amy: Put these on. Both of you.
Rory: Oh. A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
Amy: Ah. Here we go. Ah, my boys, my poncho boys. If we're going to die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band. (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: You gave me hope and then you took it way. That's enough to make anyone dangerous. God knows what it will do to me. (Doctor Who)

The Doctor: You're doing it, you sexy thing.
Idris: So you do call me that! Is it my name?
The Doctor: You bet it's your name! (Doctor Who)

Cassandra-in-Doctor: Ooh, my. Well this is... different.
Rose: Cassandra?
Cassandra-in-Doctor: Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum! So many parts... and hardly used. [clutches the Doctor's chest] Oh, two hearts! [dancing to the dual heartbeat] Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!
Rose: Get out of him!
Cassandra-in-Doctor: Oh, he's slim. [turn to Rose] And a little bit foxy! [raises eyebrows] You thought so, too. I've been inside your head, you've been looking... you like it. (Doctor Who)

Bad Wolf Bay". How long have we got?
The Doctor: About two minutes.
Rose: I can't think of what to say.
[The Doctor smiles, then glances over at Jackie, Pete, and Mickey who are waiting by the jeep]
The Doctor: You still got Mr. Mickey, then?
Rose: Oh there's five of us now. Mum, Dad, Mickey... and the baby.
The Doctor: [shocked smile] You're not—?
Rose: No. It's Mum. She's three months gone. More Tylers on the way.
The Doctor: And what about you? Are you—?
Rose: Yeah, I'm... I'm back working in the shop.
The Doctor: Oh, good for you.
Rose: Shut up. No, I'm not. Torchwood on this earth's open for business. Think I know a thing or two about aliens.
The Doctor: [smiles] Rose Tyler, defender of the Earth... You're dead—officially—back home. So many people died that day and you've gone missing. You're on the list of the dead. [pause] Here you are, living your life day after day. The one adventure I can never have.
Rose: Am I ever going to see you again?
The Doctor: You can't.
Rose: What are you going to do?
The Doctor: Back to the TARDIS. Same old life.
Rose: On your own?
The Doctor: Yes.
Rose: I— ...I love you.
The Doctor: Quite right too. [pause] And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it: Rose Tyler...

The Doctor: What?
[The woman turns around]
Donna Noble: Wha—
The Doctor: What?
Donna Noble: Who're you?
The Doctor: What?
Donna Noble: Where am I?
The Doctor: What?
Donna Noble: What the hell is this place?!
The Doctor: What?!

The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff

The Doctor: Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss. They just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life is used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had, all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract. They live off potential energy.
Billy Shipton: What in God's name are you talking about?
Martha Jones: Trust me, just nod when he stops for breath.
The Doctor: Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow

The Doctor: 5, very important 5, don't let me eat pears! I hate pears. John Smith isn't real, he's a character I made up but I won't know that. I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In 3 months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that.

The Doctor: 900 years of time and space, and I've never met somebody who wasn't important.

Lauren- Are you English, sir?
Mr. Logan- No, I’m Scottish.
Lauren- So you ain’t English then.
Mr. Logan- No, I’m British.
Lauren- So you ain’t English then.
Mr. Logan- No I’m not but as you can see I do speak English.
Lauren- But I can’t understand what your saying, sir.
Mr. Logan- Well clearly you can.
Lauren- Sorry, are you talking Scottish now?
Mr. Logan- No, I’m talking English.
Lauren- Right. Don’t sound like it.
Mr. Logan- Okay, whatever you want. Now, let’s get on with Shakespeare.
Lauren- I don’t think you’re qualified to teach us English.
Mr. Logan- I am perfectly qualified to teach you English.
Lauren- I don’t fink you are though.
Mr. Logan- You don’t have to be English to teach it. (David Tennant and Catherine Tate on Comic Relief)

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember thatAlbus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilitiesDumbledore (Harry Potter)

This is a beautiful place...to be with friends.Dobby (Harry Potter)

Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure! Dobby (Harry Potter_

That's all right. Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

What did it have to be follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?Ron (Harry Potter)

Reid: I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. [gets a weird look] Yes, I’m a genius (Criminal Minds)

Reid: [to the waitress, after having difficulty with his chopsticks] Excuse me, could I get a fork perhaps? [group laughs] Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick? He equated knives with acts of aggression.
Morgan: You don't know how to use them, do ya?
Reid: It's like trying to forage for dinner with a pair of number two pencils. It’s absolutely incredible, 1.3 billion people stay nourished because of these things. (Criminal Minds)

Garcia: [answering phone] Oracle of Quantico. Speak if you deign to hear truth. (Criminal Minds)

Morgan: [to Garcia] Good morning, princess.
Garcia: Good morning.
Morgan: Pump.. your brakes. [motions to Garcia to approach him] Everyday I say 'Good Morning'. Everyday you say 'I'll show you a 'Good Morning' hot stuff' Everyday. Not today? (Criminal Minds)

Dr. Spencer Reid: [walks into his hotel room with a box, surprised to see Rossi and Morgan there] What are you guys doing here?
Derek Morgan: Hey. What's it look like we're doing?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Uh, breaking into my room and watching Days of Our Lives.
David Rossi: The Young and the Restless. (Criminal Minds)

Prof Rothchild: You have something more important than me?
Rossi: My dry-cleaning is more important than you. (Criminal Minds)

Emily Prentiss: No, Paul. I'm baffled. I cannot figure out what the unsub could have learned from you.
Viper: What do you mean? He took my look, my words, everything that makes me successful with the opposite sex
Jordan Todd: Really? Because that guy could get beautiful women into his apartment. I wouldn't let you on my facebook page.
Emily Prentiss: Oh, you're on facebook?
Jordan Todd: Yeah, you should friend me.
Emily Prentiss: I will. (Criminal Minds)

Garcia: [to Reid over speaker] Super skeezy. I've got a spreadsheet from one of them expecting compensation for the baby I'm having.
[Morgan walks in]
Morgan: Something you wanna tell me Garcia?
Garcia: Aw, that's the sad part my prince. The genetically perfect offspring of Penelope Garcia and Derek Morgan wouldn't fetch top dollar. (Criminal Minds)

Garcia: Password was Cullen.
JJ: Of course.
Reid: Colan?
JJ: Cullen, the vampire family from Twilight.
Reid: What's Twilight?
JJ: Do you ever read anything other than technical books?
Reid: Not much in English. (Criminal Minds)

May the odds be ever in your favor (The Hunger Games)

“You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires” (Shelton, Seizure)

Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?” (Virals)

Parallel tough-guy nods. Man fix boat! Man be strong!"What now?" I asked, hoping to divert the two from actually beating their chests.” (Virals)

Not a day will go by that I won't go by that I won't think of you. (Hook to Emma, Once Upon a Time)

Can you stop it or should we all start preparing our souls because mine's going to take some time. (Hook, Once Upon a Time)

Favorite Pairings

SoraxKairi (kingdom hearts)

RoxasxXion (kingdom hearts)

RoxasXNamine (kingdom heartS)

AshXMisty (and don’t you dare of thinking otherwise) (pokemon obviously)

TKXKari (Digimon)

MattXSora (Digimon)

SueXTobey (Three Delivery)

FangXMax (Maximum Ride)

IggyxMax (Maximum Ride)

LarkaXKar (The Sight)

LinkXZelda (Legend od Zelda)

NaruXMai (Ghost Hunt)

MaiXLin (not possible but still really cute) (Ghost Hunt)

HermoniexRon (Harry Potter)

HaruhixHikaru (Ouran Host Club High School)

NinaxFabian (House of Anubis)

MaraxJerome (House of Anubis)

Rose/The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Amy/Rory (Doctor Who)

River/anyone who isn't the Doctor (Doctor Who)

Jack/... (Doctor Who)

Katniss/Gale (The Hunger Games)

Ben/Tory (Virals series)


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we take the security labels off everything and let the problem work itself out?

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

When you wish upon a falling star, all your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling towards earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

1 day of coal, 364 days of fun. I think I'll take my chances.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean that you're an artist.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness"

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping"

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap"

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost"

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating."

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary."

Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children."

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only."

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts."

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."

Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly."

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands."

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (These are just the ones I remember doing. And I'm sure I'll do some of the other ones someday in my life)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (marshmellow, just as bad)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

(73 out of 100)

Please copy and paste this if you agree:

When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'
I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'
When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 969696969696969696969696969696969696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

...can a pizza get delivered to your house before an ambulance can.
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink.
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke.
...do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway and worthless stuff in the garage.
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
...do we use the word "politics" so freely: in Latin, "poli" meaning many, and "ticks" meaning blood-sucking leeches.
...do we have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers
Journal, the following are questions actually asked of
witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses
given by insightful witnesses:

1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”

3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”

4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”

5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the

6.”Did he kill you?”

7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”

8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”

9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”

10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And what were you doing at that time?”

11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “How many were boys?”
A: “None.”
Q: “Were there any girls?”

12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”

13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
A: “I went to Europe, Sir.”
Q: “And you took your new wife?”

14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
A: “By death.”
Q: “And by who’s death was it terminated?”

15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
Q: “Was this a male, or a female?”

16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which was sent to your attorney?”
A: “No, this is how I dress when I go to work.”

17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
A: “All my autopsies are performed on dead people.”

18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
you go to?”
A: “Oral.”

19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..”
Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”
A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy.”

20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
A: “No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.”

21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
A: “I have been since early childhood.”

22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No.”
Q: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No.”
Q: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.”

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OneShot. The Face of Boe saying hello, and goodbye.
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Beginnings by Lovely SOS reviews
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Crazy Love by SSAFunbar reviews
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House of Discoveries by BeBe says hi reviews
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Somewhere Only We Know by RennFlight reviews
In times of great joy and of great sadness, Rose and the Doctor knew of only one place where they could just be themselves. Not the stuff of legends, not saviours of the universe; just themselves, and this was that place. It was somewhere only they knew.
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And So It Goes by I Slay Darkness With Belief reviews
And I feel I've said too much, My silence is my self-defense.
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Love Bound:The Seven Deadly Sins by Amthyst reviews
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Breaking Point by WorldOnlyIKnow reviews
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The Future Is Unclear by The Sushi Monster reviews
Some stories are worth telling, despite their ambiguous and indefinable endings.
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It's Never Going To Happen by I Slay Darkness With Belief reviews
He knows it's never going to happen. So he has to let it go.
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The Dance by I Slay Darkness With Belief reviews
Yes, my life is better left to chance. I could have missed the pain, but I'd of had to miss the dance.
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Sorry, I Can't Be Perfect by tori2208 reviews
Nina Martin is dealing with more than she thought she would. Old relationships threatening new ones, secrets threatening friendships and mysteries threatening the sanity of herself & others, can she deal with the pressure surrounding her at Anubis House?
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You Know You're My Girl by Kelsey Goode reviews
In which Chloe becomes jealous, Alek devotes his life to Chloe in a bizarre Mai ceremony, and a mysterious man returns from Chloe's past. Chloe/Alek. Goes along with episode 6, 'Nothing Compares 2 U' summary.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
Something Like Love by maggielyn reviews
Alek becomes Chloe's saving grace.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
Thinking About Him by I Slay Darkness With Belief reviews
She looked at the people surrounding her and she remembered why she was going to have to wish him the best and to wait to join him under the stone.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Never Speak of Her That Way by ShinyCheyenne reviews
Alek being his protective self, even when Chloe King isn't present.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Alek - Complete
The Trouble with Super Sonic Hearing by ShinyCheyenne reviews
While listening in on people's conversations, Chloe happens to hear one between Alek and Jasmine. And it's about...her? What could their conversation possibly mean?
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Oh Mai God by Kelsey Goode reviews
A certain blond vigilante exacts his revenge on Jesse, because no one touches Chloe King and gets away with it if Alek has anything to do with it. Takes place directly after 1x04, "All Apologies." Chloe/Alek. T for violence and cussing.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
Talk About It by RainbowsArePretty reviews
"I . . . I really messed this up, Bay," he choked out, his eyes blurring with tears, "and I don't how I'm gonna fix it. I was already in a lot of debt before this game, and now . . . " He trailed off. Hints of mild Toby/Bay
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bay K., Toby K. - Complete
New Beginnings by marseelee reviews
Fang is the new kid on the block, and Max can't help but get pulled into his personality. But when Max's ex-boyfriend shows up and thinks he can get her back, her life takes a turn for the worse. Major Fax. Rated T for language and violence. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,836 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Their Next Great Adventure by Zenelia reviews
It's summer vacation, and Nina has plans to go back to America. Well, Amber - who wants to avoid a summer of boredom - decides she's going to go with Nina to America. And she brings the entire house with her. This is the story of being on Nina's turf.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Off to America by MeredithGlass reviews
Nina's Gran has died, and Nina must go back to America to take care of things and meet her new gaurdian, taking a couple friends with her for support. What will she do when she finds that not everyone is feeling sorry for her? T for some language to come.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,725 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Roxas by HanaAsakura20 reviews
Randomness and crazy things insue when Roxas joins the Organization XIII now XIV, hahaha!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
Everything Will Be OK Eventually by lorrie reviews
A hectic morning is the least of the Duncan family's worries when an accident leaves P.J. and Teddy injured.
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2011 - PJ D., Teddy D. - Complete
Stronger by I Slay Darkness With Belief reviews
Always be kinder than necessary, because everyone you meet is fighting some sort of battle. Super-angst, full summary and warnings inside.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,205 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Amber M., Trudy R. - Complete
A Best Friend's Secret by See The Light reviews
Nina finds something personal of Fabian's. What does she find from it? Fabina. Two-shot! :
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete
My Savior by blackshadow878 reviews
Fang left as well as Dylan. They had both left Max to live as a lonely shell. Who can possibly change this girl around? MIGGY Title was "Amazing Kiss"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Max Martinez by TheAwesomenessThatIsDumbledore reviews
The cliche no-wing story, but I tried to shake things up a bit. More of an 'if no School' than 'normal life'. Slight FAX, but may intensify. I don't how the story'll turn out yet.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,239 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Max, Fang
Never Planned For by TheDodger55 reviews
See the HOA gang in the biggest adventure yet! Nina draws closer to death in the hands of Victor, but he has the best alabi he could ask for, Fabian and his promises. Now it's up to Fabian, and unlikely British hero, to clear things up and save the day!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,985 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
I Love How by I Slay Darkness With Belief reviews
A little poem-drabble-thingey! I wrote it in a short amount of time, and altered it to fit FABINA! Set at the very beginning of the season! R and R!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Lies and Spies by Pandacat1bagillion reviews
The house, the treasure, Sarah, and even Joy? What if all was a lie? Disaster leads to tragedy, and eight students are left confused with only each other to rely on. Fabina:3, maybe some other parings as well:
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Boyfriend by mirage888 reviews
WARNING: total crackfic. Lovely SOS, my sister, challenged me to write a story where Fabian sings Nina "Boyfriend" by Big Time Rush. Just what crazy shenanigans will come from it? Fabina!
Crossover - Big Time Rush & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Fabian R. - Complete
Revelation by sparksfly16 reviews
"You can trust me you know. I promise." Trust. So hard to earn, so easy to lose. Fabian and Nina work together to solve the mystery surrounding them. But as secrets come undone, Nina's left wondering who's on her side and who's not. Fabian/Nina
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,757 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M.
Breathe by BIFF1 reviews
Break ups are never pretty but when you are known for being pretty you save the crying for when you are alone. Amber is hurt by Mick and is finding it hard to breathe. songfic
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Amber M. - Complete
Prank Tales by SJAandDWfan reviews
The Doctor is bored. So he tries to pull a prank on Rose, who has a dark history of pranking people as a kid. INVOLVES THE DOCTOR IN A PINK DRESS! *****Fluff Warning***** R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Attic, Revisited by Zenelia reviews
Nina and Fabian have a déjà vu moment in the attic. Things go pretty much the same, only with one small change. A change for the better. Fabina fluff!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete
A Mending Soul by ShanandRay reviews
When Nina and Amber are almost rape victims one night, Nina shuts down and can't seem trust anyone besides Amber. And Fabian, of course. Fabian takes on the responsibility of putting the little pieces of her shattered soul back together again. Fabina!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Hearts of Glitter and Blood by Snowlia reviews
"Something about Mara always brought things he didn't want to say to the surface. It was dangerous, being with her." Jerome-centric, Jerome/Mara, Valentine's Day themed.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jerome C., Mara J. - Complete
Cutest Couple by bloodyhell95 reviews
Valentines Day Special! Tohru gets flowers from someone on valentines day. Each has a special meaning. But what does the last one mean? Kyo and Tohru get a surprise in the school's yearbook. I don't own Fruits Basket.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Rose by jeviennis reviews
The Doctor doesn't like Rose, because like isn't the word.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I'm Just Your Second Pick by RayneAllNight reviews
Victor let the kids talk to Joy, and now Nina feels like she's Fabian's second pick. Is she?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Last Minute Win by thegirlwithauburnlocks reviews
ONE-SHOT! Super Bowl Special! Remember, I wrote this before the game even entered Half Time so...Please R&R!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Anubis Wedding by Pandacat1bagillion reviews
Trudy and Uncle Ade? Who would have guessed it. This more than likely couple, food fights, dress shopping, stag parties, a little too much alcohol, wedding ceremonies, receptions, and of course everyone's favorite Anubis House duo...
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Invisible by Purple Snowstorm reviews
Songfic to Freak the Freak Out. Joy is back, and what happens to Nina's status at the house? FabianxJoy from Nina's point of view. Some Fabina hinted. Rated T for minor sexual references.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Fabian R., Joy M.
Secrets Revealed by Dragonclaw11 reviews
As tensions grow in the house, so does love. Will they pull through? FabianxNina Fabiana!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Love at Last by HungerGamesAddict reviews
When Fabian saves Nina from getting caught by Victor, how does she react? Series of One-Shots, Follows the Episode that aired on January 25,2011, and has minor Fabina Spoilers towards end Enjoy :D
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
At First Smile by mirage888 reviews
When Anubis House expands to twelve students, Amber is asked to help the newest boy settle in. But will she go above and beyond her duties? Amber/OC
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Amber M.
Lilacs and Strawberries by thegirlwithauburnlocks reviews
set after when Nina and Fabian find the clue in the banister thing. this is what sohuld've happened but didnt. please read and review!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete
Guardian Angel by All Mighty Ruler reviews
Max and Fang have been friends for years but when tragedy strikes Fang become distant; she gets worried. He starts hanging out with the wrong crowds and soon becomes hostile. How much will it take for Max to save him? Can she really be his guardian angel?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,725 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Max, Fang
You Know You're A Marching Band Geek If by SHRevolutionary reviews
I know it's a bit cliche. Bear with me. 100 I think reasons why I'm a band geek. Most will apply to y'all too. Please read and review! All reviews accepted. : - Jennie
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
French Tests and Bathroom Stalls by stanzaic reviews
So really, why was Jerome in the girls' bathroom?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Jerome C. - Complete
A Look Inside by Nebrae reviews
What's Joy and Patricia's story, and just how much can you trust someone? Part 1 of 2 up.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Patricia W., Joy M.
Almost Incognito by Purple Snowstorm reviews
One-shot about what happens between when Fabian gives Nina his jacket and when they leave the attic Also an alternate ending to that scene ! Rated T for romance
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Cookies, and Cake, and Surprise Parties Oh My! by MusicalWheaten reviews
Nina's birthday is coming up, and the house or most of it decides a party would be nice for the American far away from home.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M.
What Hurts The Most by MusicalWheaten reviews
Oneshot. Character Death. Fabian X Nina. Not much more to say.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Time for a Change by ilovemybestfriends reviews
A/M A day in the life of Amber. Includes snogging, tears, slaps, and hugs. A typical day for a teenage girl.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Amber M., Mick C. - Complete
Summer Romeo by HouseOfAnubisGirlxFabiana reviews
Fabian is hoping to ask Nina but has to ask a few friends for help. Sorry it's short and not so good. It's my first time. I wrote this randonly in about 20 mins.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2011
Make or break it by therosegardens reviews
Mara tries to save her friendship with Amber by avoiding Mick and creating a lie. Will it all work out in the end? Read to find out.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Maximum Ride Halloween Special by flYegurl reviews
It's Halloween, and the flock is out for candy. Max's plan is to 'divide and conquer'. What will happen when the flock separates for maximum candy-getting capacity? Shinanigans and hilarity, that's what.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Learning to Tie by flYegurl reviews
The flock goes shoe shopping, but are interrupted by an Eraser. In a hurry to get away, Max grabs Iggy a pair of laced sneakers. Little does she know our favorite blind pyro doesn't know how to tie his shoes! An adorable oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Dressing the Part by Nymphadora-CullenBAU reviews
"What are you workin' on, wife number 4?" "I see you people way too much." Why was Rossi wearing a tux at the begining of 'Exit Wounds' My take on that storyline.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/13/2010 - D. Rossi - Complete
The Unvoiced Plea by Warrayfinson reviews
Tohru never came home from work. The Sohma's, especially Kyo, begin to get worried when she doesn't show up the next morning. Will she ever be found? And if so, will she say why she disappeared? KyoxTohru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,825 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Home from School by Cannibalistic Oreos reviews
Mokuba's got a fever and he's staying home because of it. He happily abides to his Brother's no-games rule and tries to sleep the fever off. Seto doesn't need to know about his other symptoms, though... ; Kaiba Bros Fluff ; Rated for Lang & Char death
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Seto K., Mokuba K. - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Trial of the Innocent by doodlegirll reviews
The TARDIS takes the Doctor and Rose to 17th century America, where the two are captured by the Delaware indians, accused of kidnapping a young child, and the Doctor is put on trial. Can he and Rose prove his innocence, before it's too late? 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,099 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Meeting the family of Mai Taniyama by xglittergigglesx reviews
Mai's new boyfriend meets her 'family': a perky yet demanding Madoka, a silent and intimidating Lin, a Yakuza Yasuhara, a over protective Bou-san, a flirty Ayako, a snooty Masako, a helpful but un-optimistic John and a Pure evil Naru. NaruxMai hints.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Sins of the Father by Addicted Archangel reviews
After the BAU spends and evening at a bar, Reid goes home with a woman and does not return to Quantico. Soon, a phone call changes the life of at least one of the team members, and a frantic chase for an UnSub begins.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,618 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Just Because by Iced Blood reviews
Oneshot: Camping with the Kaibas. What more could you possibly need to know?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Seto K., Mokuba K. - Complete
Save Me by PacWoman reviews
Reid struggles with coming to grips with his ordeal with Tobias and faces a drug addiction.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2007 - S. Reid, J. Gideon - Complete
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Race reviews
Something isn't right in Tory's life. She goes to bed one night as a Viral, and wakes to her mom making her breakfast. Where are her powers? And more importantly, where is her pack? Follow Tory and the other Virals on their quest to put things as they should be.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,487 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Tory B., Ben B., Shelton D., Hi S.
Secrets reviews
"Arthur Weasley, when he designed the clock, never imagined placing 'dead' as a potential location for any of them." Still suffering after the Battle of Hogwarts, George doesn't know how to cope with the idea of being alone. *I do not own cover art*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2013 - George W., Ginny W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Fragments of Memories reviews
Axel hadn't forgotten what it was like to have a heart, but he had forgotten how much it could hurt. (Spoilers for KHII, Days, and 3D)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Axel, Roxas, Xion - Complete
Something to Hope For
No matter how much they hurt him, the Doctor will never stop loving the human race.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
House of Ellada reviews
A summer in Greece leads Sibuna to their greatest mystery yet. When tensions rise in this island paradise will the Anubis House students find happiness in the sun or will their relationships be reduced to ruins?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,442 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Despite reviews
They fought. They teased each other. He didn't tell anyone about her. She did everything she could to be heard.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Jerome C. - Complete
Reid's Law reviews
Spencer Reid doesn't believe in Murphy's Law. He's about to find out how true it really is. *mild swearing*
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Blurred Lines reviews
There are lines that seperate different parts of reality. Sometimes though, those lines can get a little blurry.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
This is his story reviews
Everyone has a story. A colection of moments that defines who they are. This is his story. collection of one shots
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Before I knew reviews
He had always been there for her. Before she knew him, he was there. They had a bond that spanned across time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Whispers in the wind reviews
"Chloe, what you heard. It wasn't…well actually it…" "Don't bother Alek. I've pretty much given up trying to figure you out. So there's no need to explain." What did Alek say now? Rated T for mild swearing. Alek/Chloe
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
How my life became a soap opera reviews
For Max and her friends living in Los Angeles is an adventure. How do they cope with the daily insanity that seems to follow them? AH. Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,808 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Think Twice reviews
"When I'm around him I feel…normal. I don't feel like some real life Cat Woman. I can just be me. Not Chloe the Mai, not Chloe the Uniter. I can just be Chloe King, the sixteen year old girl." Chalek. One shot.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Holes in the Sky reviews
Lemonade Mouth fic starring my all time favorite character from the movie! "Charlie, I don't want that anger to build inside of you. I don't want you to do something you'll regret." "I'm not angry!" I screamed.
Lemonade Mouth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Charles D./Charlie - Complete
The king of pranks gets dethroned reviews
An April Fool's Day story. Jerome and Alfie love a good prank. But what happens when evreryone gets sick of their jokes and things actually go too far? It'll be an April 1st they'll never forget.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
House of no more reviews
"Victor?" Nina asked from my doorway. "I-I wanted to say I was sorry. About everything. Sorry that you lost the Cup, sorry that Rufus got away, and sorry that everything you worked for is gone" What happened to Victor after he lost the Cup? T for safety
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Victor R. - Complete
Oh the irony of it all reviews
Jerome gets a hold of Nina's MP3 player and finds a song on there to be very relatable. What song? And how does it apply to his life? These answers await you inside. So please come on in.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Jerome C. - Complete
Dance the night away reviews
It's the end of the term and the school is buzzing with excitment about the upcoming dance. But Nina doesn't want to go. Can Amber convince her to go? And if she does who will be her date? Fabina!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,115 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Not that girl reviews
Mara thinks about Mick and how she will never have the chance to be with him. After all, he's dating Amber- beautiful, popular Amber. Songfic using Wicked's I'm not that girl.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Mara J. - Complete
A walk in the rain reviews
some cruel words from Patricia one morning hit Nina pretty hard. She goes out and ends up sitting pouring rain. Who will be the one to bring her back? Fabian of course! One shot. Fluff. FabianxNina friendship
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
According to You reviews
Max is in a not so grat relationship with Sam. Will she stick with him or dump him for the guy that has always been there for her? According to you by Orianthi.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sinking into Darkness reviews
Six years after the events on Digimon 02 there is a new threat after Kari and it threatens to take everything she cares about. Will she have the strength to stand against it? Full summary inside. TAKARI
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
A Little Midnight Kindness reviews
Tohru got herself sick again and Kyo is the only one home to take care of her. TohruxKyo fluff. Call it what you want, I'm putting it under general for lack of better genre
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Who's that girl a songfic reviews
Kari comes back from a family vacation to see that someone else has invaded her territory. How will she react to it?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
Teardrops on Yolei's guitar reviews
TK has found love with Kari but someone feels left out by it. What will Yolei do now that she lost the boy she loves? Full summary inside.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Takeru T./TK - Complete
Cover Up reviews
We all wonder-why is Nudge so into make-up and fashion? Who can help her get over it? Why our favorite blind pyro of course! Please read and review but pretty please no flames!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Iggy, Nudge - Complete
The Perfect Day reviews
TK and Kari go on their first day. Filled with all sorts of wonderful Takari fluffiness! Please R&R!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
Trapped reviews
During an exploration of some mountain caves Max and Fang get trapped behind a wall of rock. Will they make it out alive? And if they do, how will it change them? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
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