Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Alright, If you checked the date of which i made this account, you can tell that i'll a newbie. So all of the stories i make will either be really crappy or short.
If you read anything, please give me your feedback ASAP so i can change the plot or little details. No Flames please!
Well, I guess i could tell you about my hobbies, but you might think that's boring but whatever...
Favorite books: Maximum Ride series, The Hunger Games series and Percy Jackson and the Olympians (If you don't know any of the following - YOU NEED TO GO READ THEM ASAP!!!!!!!)
Favorite animals: EVERYTHING SMALL, CUTE, AND FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hobbies: violin, piano, a little flute, tennis, a little soccer, a little hockey, reading, writing fanfics, listening to music (not classical) etc.
Likes: CHOCOLATE!!!! Anime/Manga, Fantasy, and basically everything fiction that doesn't involve boring old history or realistic things (Dragons, mythodical creatures besides unicorns, sorry but there sorta chessy)
Dislikes: people that think everything revolves around them, bad music, historical, or nonfiction books...
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THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, freak-4-God, CommitedToKiba, xhyperanimefreakx ShadowDarknessCherryBlossom, TheAbomakia, Small.Ninja
If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
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My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
I love my mother!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Reasons why Sasuke NEEDS to go to THERAPY
1.) He saw his whole entire family get killed. I mean, for god’s sake! People who see other people get murdered need to go to therapy or they’ll go crazy!! (Maybe that's why he so freakin' obsessed with revenge!)
2.) Itachi, his own brother, was the one who killed his family. This ties back with the first reason! People who see their brother kill their family need to go to therapy or they’ll never trust anyone ever again! (Maybe that’s why he left Team 7 and isn’t going back.)
3.) Reason number three is his horrible obsession with revenge! I mean, can it get any worse!? Everyone wants revenge some time in their lives, whether it’s revenge against your brother for breaking your toy or revenge against a murderer who killed your lover! He needs to stop his revenge and go back to Konoha!
4.) He freakin’ killed his older brother! This reason explains itself.
5.) He says he doesn’t want to be like his brother, but have you noticed he looks like Itachi, he’s as strong as Itachi, and he’s in Akatsuki like Itachi? It just doesn’t make sense!
6.) He left Konoha for a freakin’ pedophile! I mean, seriously! If I had a choice, I would’ve gone with Tobi, the freakin’ Akatsuki member with that stupid split personality who’s serious one moment and then stupid the next! Plus, with the snake pedophile, he lived in dark, underground places!!
Can it get any worse!? Oh yes, yes, it can.
7.) He trusts the freakin’ Akatsuki member with a split personality who’s serious one moment and then stupid the next who claims to be the supposed-to-be-dead Uchiha Madara! I mean, come on! Would you believe the guy with the split personality or two people who care about you the most in the whole world!? Even a two-year-old would choose the second choice!
8.) He says he’s cut off all his ties to Konoha, but have you noticed that his team (Team Hebi) is kind of like his old team? (Suigetsu=Naruto, Karin=Sakura, and Juugo=Kakashi) What does that tell you!?
9.) His hair! It’s shaped like a chicken’s ass!! Now, I don’t know if Kishimoto should go to therapy for this, but Sasuke definitely needs to change his hair style!
10.) He acts like he’s gay! He even has a nickname in fanfiction “Sas-GAY”. For god’s sake, if he just showed some preference in girls like talk to them (but not Karin, s/he doesn’t count) then he wouldn’t really be labeled gay! It’s as simple as that! I bet he’d kill Sakura on the spot when she goes to talk to him in the new manga chapters just because she used to be one of his fangirls! Plus, he kissed Naruto! (And in my opinion, Sakura should have gotten a picture of that and sold it on Ebay or posted it on MySpace.)
Why are there no phones in Naruto!?
In Naruto, there are TVs but no phones.
In Naruto, there are huge screens thingys but no phones.
In Naruto, there are trains but no phones.
In Naruto, there are clocks but no phones.
In Naruto, there are movie theaters but no phones.
In Naruto, there are experiments on human beings but no phones.
In Naruto, there are walkie-talkie thingys that you can put in your ear but no phones!
I think Kishimoto just has a problem with phones.
Believe in God
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER!
-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.
-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come (of course, he didn't know that but still)
-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna, but Kakashi protected him, and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.
-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal-style.
-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't even react when Naruto called him a coward.
-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.
-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.
-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.
-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.
-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away.
-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.
-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.
-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.
-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.
-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.
-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.
-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.
-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.
-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.
-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.
-When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.
-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.
-Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome things she did.
-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.
-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.
-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body except Sakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm...
well, i'm a perky girl that sometimes have hyperactive moments, it's a gift to be able to act like a child at times when your just plained stressed. But sometimes i have emo moments when i'm depressed or something. Yeah, i'm also a nerd but I thankfully don't look like a nerd and don't get picked on often.
I have lots of friends that are like family to me, i have the annoying 'brothers', the mature 'father', a few 'sisters' that put on make-up unfortuantely... and a few people that i'm obligated to take care of. Studies-wise they fail, so that's where i come in as a tutor, that's why i really need a job. Unfortuaneatly, i'm not old enough...
Well now you know a few things about me, if your going to read some stories, i would greatly appreciate comments although harsh critisizium isn't allowed, i get enough of that load of crap from my brother, trust me he critisizes me in EVERYTHING!!!!! i absolutely love, but also very much hate him...
So NO FLAMES!!!!!! AND REVIEW OFTEN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!