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About Me:

Name: You can call me Magi or Angels

Favorite Color: Lime, Light Blue, Black, White

Favorite Games:

Grand Fantasia (PM me if you play! )

Any Harvest Moon

Any Rune Factory

Favorite Books:

Fairy Tail

Bleach

One Piece

Hunger Games

Maximum Ride

Skip-Beat!

Ruby Red

flairz and copy and pasta

I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.

"I used to be a Dragon Slayer here, but then I took Levy's purse to my head." -- Gajeel from Fairy Tail

There used to be more stuff, but then it annoyed me so I took it away. ( This is what I was originally writing on the above line, but then I got distracted >.>)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (I'm not Peruvian and I adore llamas :D)

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (lol, not really)

I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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American Honey by Random Jelly Beans reviews
Chelsea was raised on a farm, and she's always dreamed of having her own. She makes the difficult decision to leave her home for a new one, but she almost dies on the voyage. Twice. And who is this guy who keeps saving her? VxC.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 105,720 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn
Never Forgetting You by Eleanor-Devil reviews
Two friends separated when they were young...12 years later she returns, he remembers her but does she remembers him?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,673 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Ichigo M., Kish
Natsu's New Rival by AngelsFairyTail reviews
Invited by the famous Ice mage of Fairy Tail to join the guild, Lucy meets a pink haired idiot who she is strangely attracted to. She finds herself constantly annoyed by him as he seems indifferent. But all it takes is a mission gone wrong for their opinions of one another to change drastically.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,109 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
In The Mirror by vicky271 reviews
Chelsea wasn't always charismatic, she was once a person who over-reacted too much and let others trample her. Read her story. Love. Adventure. Mystery. What more could you ask for? Chelsea x Vaughn. *Currently thinking of rewriting (will still post post chapters) story*
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,272 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 6/7/2010 - [Chelsea, Vaughn]
Rumors by kohitsujichan reviews
A somewhat compromising photo of Ren and Kyouko is leaked to the press. Rumors and drama ensue.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 112,366 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
An Unforgetable Halloween by mangawolfgirl96 reviews
Once again, the annual LME Halloween Party is in full swing, but Ren and Kyouko aren't having any fun this year either. Read and find out why! Loosely connected to A Not so Terrorific Halloween.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by unrequitedlovekt reviews
The president thought of accepting a horror movie project along with Fuwa Shou, and a director who is acquainted with the Hizuris. shou and kyoko's past.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren
Perverted Prince by tiramichoux reviews
The player Will is a cousin who will protect his cousin's heart. He will break hearts just to protect Sabrina's fragile heart. What happens when he promises to keep Chelsea away from Vaughn, Sabrina's 'crush? Will he have a change of heart for Chelsea?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Chelsea, Will - Complete
Meet Me In The Pouring Rain by Naty17 reviews
While trying to escape her past abusive love, Skye, Jill decides to come back to Sunshine Islands, where she had escaped already once before. But, what happens when both the cowboy AND the thief come back in the picture? Finally Complete!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Jill, Vaughn - Complete
I Gave My Love by k-shee reviews
It's spring when they meet again, summer when he realizes he loves her, winter when he asks and autumn when she gives him a miracle. Velsea.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Vice Versa by GreenEyedMonster101 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Chelsea wasn't the rancher? What if she and a certain cowboy had a bit of a role change? This is my take from Chelsea's POV. R&R
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn
Please Accept it by kisshu'sgirl119 reviews
Ichigo feels lonely without Masaya,who has left to England. But when Kisshu keeps keeping company for Ichigo what happens when Masaya sees the two together right before his eyes? IxK
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Betrayal Reveals Love by Tsukiko AlienWitch reviews
Ichigo is the last Mew to join the TMM team. She used to live on the streets her whole life until Ryou finds her and reveals her destiny. Kisshu never fell for the other Mews until he mets Ichigo. A Diary and Journal story of enemies who's love is hidden.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 153,559 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
The End of Time reviews
There is an end to everything, always has been, always will be. But not this time.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS
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