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Joined 09-07-10, id: 2530338, Profile Updated: 07-08-13
Author has written 4 stories for Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.

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Note: I absolutely love to edit things, so if you have something that you would like an in-depth revision on or even a simple review, please let me know as I tend to only read things I'm biased towards and probably skipped over something of yours. However, I do not do yaoi, smut, or poetry. (The last being because I feel incapable of editing such...)

Also, I am proud to announce the drawing of my Julius plushie!!! (Not colored/shaded yet, but will be soon. Hopefully.)

Oh! From now on, I'll try to put my favorite lines from fanfics up here. (At the bottom, but I thought I'd let you know.)

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Right. Now me...

Name: Nevva Phail

Interests: Writing, eating, sleeping, reading, subtle humor, stuff that I can concentra--OHMYGERSH! IT'S SHYNEE! *chases after shiny object*

Current state of mind: Don't you wish you knew?

Height: 20'12"

Hovel's current location: Neverland.

State of hovel: Hole in the ground, recently trashed by teeny, glittering people with wings

Current occupants of The Trunk of Amazing Characters: Aion (Chrono Crusade), Felton (Hana to Akuma), Fred (Adarshan no Hanayome), Hanabusa (Full House Kiss), Hitsugaya (Bleach), Ichimaru (Bleach), Mami (Watashi ni XX Shinasai), Ogata (Skip Beat), Renkaku (Shinobi Life), Urahara (Bleach), Yashiro (Skip Beat)

Current occupants of The Closet: Abee (Dorothy of Oz), Aragorn (Lord of the Rings), Asoaki (Koukou Debut), Beast (Beauty and the Beast), Carson (Stargate Atlantis), Colossus (X-men), Costi (Wildwoods Dancing), Chekov (Star Trek)(in the movie only), Gui (1/2 Prince), Howl (Howl's Moving Castle), Ichijou (Vampire Knight), Iori (Full House Kiss), Ishida (Bleach), Kagetora (Shinobi Life), Kazune (Kamichama Karin), Kurt (X-men), Kyoya (Ouran High School Host Club), Legolas (Lord of the Rings), Micchi (Kamichama Karin), Munakata (Medaka Box), Naveen (Princess and the Frog), Ogata (Skip Beat), Peeta (Hunger Games), Rolan (MAR), Rowen (Elemental Gelade), Ulquiorra (Bleach), Warren (X-men), Wicked (1/2 Prince), Will (Beastly), Yuuzerick (Adarshan no Hanayome), and SPACE WHALES!!!!

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Q. What's with the space whale obsession?

A. Actually, it's a rather short and uneventful story. There was a period in my life when I was obsessed with the X-men (more than I currently am, that is) and went back to watch all the old, old episodes. Like 2000 A.D. old. So, one episode had a five-second clip of a space whale crashing to Earth where it proceeded to sit there and do nothing else for the entire episode. I was in love.

Q. Seriously?

A. I'm always serious.

Q. Why do you... attackleglomp?

A. Because the tackleglomp wasn't enough for me.

Q. What's a blergleschmuffin?

A. A blergleschmuffin is a lot like a muffin, just a little more blergy.

Q. Where do you come up with all of this?

A. Usually? In bed or in the shower. Something just hits me and I think, "Hey, I should write that down."

Q. Even Chaos in Wonderland?

A. Especially Chaos in Wonderland. Without something hitting me in the head for that one, I can't write it. I can't even fake it like I do with Lost and Found--I mean... Ehehehe...

Q. What's your favorite color?

A. Red and blue. The two colors of space whales.

Q. o.e Again with the space whales?

A. Yes. Again with the space whales. Do you have a problem with that?

Q. Errr... Okay... So, what do space whales eat?

A. Space monkeys. Everyone knows that.

Q. It's a little late, but who are you?

A. A 65-million-year-old space whale disciple.

Q. Who am I?

A. The Voice of Reason. The only thing that makes me get out of bed in the morning.

Q. What is your favorite series at the moment?

A. ... That's like asking me to choose a favorite child. Or food.

Q. What's your favorite food?

A. Bread.

Q. Who's your favorite child?

A. Ephemeral.

Q. Your child.

A. Ephemeral.

Q. You have a child named Ephemeral.

A. No, that's just my favorite writing baby at the moment.

Q. What about your child?

A. What about It?

Q. You say "Gonflable" a lot. What does it mean?

A. "Inflatable" in French. I just use it to express surprised dismay.

Q. Last question: Why don't you update more often?

A. BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T LOVE ME ENOUGH TO REVIEW!!!

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The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.

The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.

The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.

Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

Mignon McLaughlin

It is in vain, sir, to extentuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry "Peace! Peace!" But there is no peace. The war is actually begun! With the next gale that sweeps from the North will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms. Our bretheren are in the field? Why stand here we idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be sold at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may choose, but as for me: Give me liberty, or give me death.

Patrick Henry

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Be yourself; everyone else is taken!

Stories I have up:

Chaos in Wonderland: Basically rants about me/Nevva in Wonderland. Recently, it's taken a turn for the worse and Nevva's actually been stealing things. It's fun though. WonderlandXOC Humor

Status: ...

Lost and Found: A cute (hopefully) tale about Julius and Ace. My goal in this one is to explain a lot of their habits and how they got the way they are now. JuliusXAce Friendship/Humor

Status: Just updated.

Ephemeral: Alice and Gray have deemed eachother soulmates and, after an elaborate marriage supplied by the queen, had two children. Two years after their second child, they "disappear" and leave the children and Gray's little sister under the care of Julius. JuliusXOCs Family/Humor

Status: Will be updated eventually.

Lorina in Wonderland: In my world, Wonderland is kinda like Narnia in the aspect of time. So this is Lorina with the previous Roleholders. Once again, just answering a few questions of how she got that way, and hopefully I'll be able to entertain you while I'm at it. If possible, I would love for you guys to PM me with ideas for this one.

Status: UPDATED!

Stories I am planning:

Obsession: Sequel to Lost and Found. Eight years after leaving the clock tower, Ace clings to the goal of getting back. Ace Action/Maybe horror, still undergoing outlines.

Shaking out the Curtains: The newest Hatter maid is... interesting. She's auburn, not black; tall, not short; and strangest of all, she's not afraid of her boss. In fact, she's willing to put up a fight. Because I'm flippin' sick and tired of Blood being on top. BloodXFaceless Romance one-shot

Auditions: Alice in the Country of Hearts becomes a TV show. This story is about the actors' lives as Wonderlanders. AliceXEveryone Humor? Drama? Probably both.

Memo: Alice sits by the punk kid, Boris Airay. She doesn't think much of him until she notices the memo written on the back of his hand. AliceXBoris Romance One-shot

Fairy Tales: A retelling of everyone's favorite fairy tales with the Wonderland Characters. AliceXVarious or VivaldiXKing Romance.

Hands: One shots of the characters. AliceXVarious and VivaldiXKing

1001 Arabian Nights (La Corda-style): The tales of Scherezade (Kahoko) and the king (Azuma). Filled with conspiracies and other, less-important-but-still-necessary fluff moments. KahokoXAzuma Romance

Reflections: The movie of Mulan from Shang's point of view. Includes a few never-before-seen scenes and definite romance. MulanXShang Drama/Action

Some FuminoXKazuma fic. TT_TT

Some AoshiXMisao fic.

Some SesshomaruXRin fic.

GONFLABLE!

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Lovely Lines ("Quote." Character from Story by Author)

"Screw it. You're dead." Lily from Darker Wonderland by EarthRiddle

Adamantly, you say, "I'll take care of it."

The universal solution for every problem that exists. Julius from How to Love Her by bby.co'coa.

"It feels like I've done nothing but cry the majority of my life. I don't want to anymore. It doesn't fix anything, doesn't make the pain go away. I want to be the one assuring that everything will work out for the better and believe it for once." Madi from The Game of Gore and Heartache by MaditheMadness

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SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE

Put your iPod on Shuffle and write down the song that comes up. (NO CHEATING.) (Comments in parentheses by moi) (Redone 10/4/10.)

Opening credits: “Can’t Help Falling in Love” by A*Teens (How ironic…)

Waking Up: “I Dreamt that I Dwelt in Marble Halls” by Scott Williams (Once again...)

First day of school: “Breakdown” by Daughtry (Is this thing trying to send me a message?)

Falling in love: … It was some battle theme from Final Fantasy…

Fighting: -_- Opening theme for Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Are you kidding me?)

Breaking up: “Sticks and Stones” by Aly and Aj (*determination* I can take it!)

Driving: “Two Worlds” by Phil Collins (The left lane… and the right lane…)

Flashback: “Maddening Shroud” by Imogen Heap (Why… can’t… I… REMEMBER?!)

Mental Breakdown: “Farmer Tan” by Voice Male (*dies laughing* Well… I’ve gone off the deep end. Kudos to anyone who knows this one.)

Getting back together: “Wait it Out” by Imogen Heap (That… makes sense…)

Prom Night: “The Snowman’s Music Box Dance” by George Winston (So cute!!)

Wedding: “Sailing” by Christopher Cross (Aww… I’m getting all teary…)

Birth of a child: “Parson’s Farewell” by Scott Williams (Wait, what?!)

Final battle: “Where are you Now?” by Michelle Branch (DON’T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME, YOU SCUM!! GET BACK HERE!!!)

Death scene: “Unknown” by Life house (Is… is this some kind of sick joke?)

Funeral: “Sing, Sing, Sing” by The Swingfield Big Band (Oh my gosh! This fits me so well! *wants happy music playing at her funeral*)

End credits: “Superman (It’s not easy)” by Five for Fighting (That… sucked. But it fits…)

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"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." Ronald Reagan

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You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.

You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.

You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.

You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.

You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves

Abraham Lincoln

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Wonderland High: The Academy for Blades and Guns by Ink'n'Echo reviews
Alice enters a highschool where everyone can magically summon a weapon and fighting is necessary. Being the only one without a weapon to call her own, how will she survive? Plus, everyone seems to hate her, like THAT helps! More summary inside! Alice&All
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,187 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alice L.
Mirror Ring by Fate Pwns You reviews
While out shopping Alice's eyes gaze upon a set of rings and despite the warnings she gets, she only buys one. However, now that she has the ring on she's been experiencing some major mood swings complete with memory loss and other unexplainable occurrences. Full Summary inside. Alice/Everyone
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,439 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Alice L.
Bedtime Stories by Fate Pwns You reviews
Bedtime Stories are things to keep people entertained, right? Well, let's see how the role holders and a certain foreigner can keep up with these wild tales when they become the stars of each story they're thrown. Each chapter different from the next!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,354 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Alice L.
Lorina in Wonderland by FantasticalFantasy reviews
This is an AR in which Lorina goes to Wonderland before Alice, accidently bringing her older cousin, Alysa. Featuring roleholders we all know and love at a much youger age and their predecessors. Collab fanfic between Space Whales & FantasticalFantasy.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010
Stemmed by Amelia Ren reviews
With his ward grown up, Sesshomaru gives her the expectations of a woman... but what happens when our little flower starts to wilt?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Rin, Sesshomaru
Roses by Seraphic Melody reviews
Though Vivaldi loved Blood's roses, she couldn't help but wonder he how got interested in the hobby in the first place...
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Blood D., Vivaldi - Complete
The Game of Gore and Heartache by ThatNorthwestGirl reviews
It wasn't rocket science that Madi Delaine dreaded the life she was living, but what happens when she gets visits from a white rabbit and strange dreams that leave her questioning her sanity? Wonderland holds the life Madi always wanted... or does it?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,544 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010
Alice in the Country of Kids by Fate Pwns You reviews
At a visit to the circus, the Jokers decide they want Alice to take a trip back into her childhood. The ending result happens to throw Alice back in the country, where all the role holders are kids! Sequel to Childhood Wonder Full Sum inside
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,299 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Alice L. - Complete
Darker Wonderland by EarthRiddle reviews
Wonderland has a dark future. Alice is gone, leaving her daughter and son with Ace behind to fend for themselves in a world that doesn't take well to those who play outside of the Game.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,537 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Ace, Alice L. - Complete
When She Stepped Into His World by Exagie reviews
Why does he blush at her compliments? Why does his heart tick a little faster whenever she steps into the room? Why is he quiet about it? JuliusxAlice Drabble
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Julius M., Alice L. - Complete
Vegas and Its Temptations by Bobapearl reviews
When Ren was invited to a full-paid vacation to Vegas by President Lory, he had to admit he was slightly wary, knowing very well what kind of city Vegas could be. But when he found out that Kyoko was coming along, wariness was the last thing on his mind.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,776 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
The Significance of a Clock by DemonClowSorceress reviews
An event leads to Alice considering just how much she cares for the Clockmaker of Wonderland. Rated K for some light bloodshed. AlicexJulius.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
Out of My League by Starrystarrysky reviews
And I'm out of my league once again. YunokixHino
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Azuma Y., Kahoko H. - Complete
Wonderland Academy by LadyShadowDancer reviews
Alice is a scholarship student who was accepted to Wonderland Academy but don't forget the rich kids, ranging from well bred families to the mafia. Alice has to survive the next few years but Co-Ed dorms & hot Sensei/Upperclassmen make it hard.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,218 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Alice L.
How to Love Her by novocaine.candycane reviews
ONESHOT. You're no match for her. She doesn't say anything more, but you see your mistakes as if they're suddenly crystal clear.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
The Solitary Heart by Ink'n'Echo reviews
Is this what love feels? Julius have always been alone with his clocks till Alice came. Will he be able to handle the emotions that awoke his heart? Do he dare face and accept it even though he knows Alice may not feel the same?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Julius M., Alice L.
Childhood Wonder by Fate Pwns You reviews
What happens when Alice in a klutzy moment ends up hurting herself? And in this moment she hits her head, hereby expelling her thoughts to that of 5 year old temporarily. Let’s see how everyone in Wonderland reacts shall we? AliceXEveryone
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Alice L. - Complete
The Art of Dating by TiamatV reviews
There are some mistakes a man is never, ever supposed to make with his girlfriend. But, well, Snake-Eyes is only human... SE/S
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
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Lost and Found reviews
A story of how the directionally challenged and the socially lost find a best friend. Please RxR.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Ace, Julius M.
Ephemeral reviews
Alice and Gray have deemed eachother soulmates and, after an elaborate marriage supplied by the queen, had two children. Four years after their second child, they "disappear" and leave the children and Gray's little sister under the care of Julius.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Julius M.
Troublesome reviews
A compelling and dramatic love story between a clockmaker and the outsider! Yeah... no. But I hope you still enjoy the story!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Julius M., Alice L. - Complete
Chaos in Wonderland reviews
Despite begging, bribing and eventually attempted electrocution, Space Whales has been released into Wonderland. Let us pray. Then review. No, seriously, please review. I hate being left in the dark.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010