Dauntless Nephilim
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Joined 09-08-10, id: 2530607, Profile Updated: 04-17-19
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, Vampires, and Vampire Academy.

Brief things about me:

I'm Dan/Ren. Hmmh hobbies.. playing games, guitar, watching movies, drawing, reading, write (obviously), and basketball.

Nice to meet you stalker B)

If you love Harry Potter, come play with us. It's quite awesome and fun ] Welcome to Hogwarts

The Mortal Instrument or Infernal Devices go here! Angels and Demons Academy

Any Divergent Trilogy fans? Come join Divergent Rebellion

Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question

What song describes me?
Clarity - Zedd ft Foxes

How do I see myself?
The A Team - Ed Sheeran

What is it like when you frustrated?
Still in Love - (Cover by Raisa)

How do I express myself?
Still Into You - Paramore

What do my friends really think of me?
Harder To Breath - Maroon 5

How is my life going right now?
Are You Gonna Be My Girl - JET

What will my life be like?
The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore - James Morrison ((..shit))

How can I make myself happy?
Freeze - Chris Brown ft T-Pain

What should I do with my life?
Under Control - Alesso & Calvin Harris ft Hurts

What is some good advice for me?
Blame It On The Girls - MIKA

What is my favorite song?
Big White Room - Jessie J

What are you thinking right now?
Style - Taylor Swift

What are you doing right now?
Secrets - One Republic

Do people secretly lust after me?
Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft Ray Dalton

What type of men/women do I like?
Nothing - The Script

Will I get married?
Yellow - Coldplay

What would you sing to your significant other right now?
The Scientist - Coldplay

What is my signature dancing song?
Stay - Rihanna ft Mikky Ekko

What is my current theme song?
One and Only - Adele

How will I die?
Nothing Last Forever - Maroon 5 ((touche))

How will I be remembered?
Happy - Pharrell Williams

What song will play at my funeral?
1000 Things - Jason Mraz

What song will play at my wedding?
If You Ever Come Back - The Script

What song will play at my graduation?
Problem - (Cover by Pentatonix)

What kind of friends you have?
Best Of You - Foo Fighters

What type of family you have?
Sad - Maroon 5

What is your broken heart song?
I'm In Love With a Stripper - T-Pain ((Damn))

What song will play when you falling in love at first sight?
On Bended Knee - Boyz II Men

What song do you sing in your friend birthday party?
I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz

What song will play when you go into your favorite club?
Summer - Calvin Harris

What is my day going to be like?
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars

What will tomorrow bring?
Sunday Morning - Maroon5

Opening Credits: Coldplay - The Scientist ((Get me back to the start))

Birth: Craig David - Insomnia

First Day Of School: Maroon5 - Give A Little More

Falling In Love: David Guetta - People Come People Go

First Date: Train - 50 Ways To Say Goodbye

First Kiss: Adrian Martadinata - Behind The Stars

Valentine: David Cook - Always Be My Baby

Fight Song: Calvin Harris ft Florence Welch - Sweet Nothing

Breaking Up: Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks

Prom: James Blunt - Annie

Life: A Rocket To The Moon - Mr. Right

Birthday Party: Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man

Mental Breakdown: Bruno Mars ft Wiz Khalifa & Snoop Dogg - Young Wild and Free

Driving: The Script - Breakeven

Flashback: Maroon5 - Nothing Last Forever

New Year: Rum And Raybans - Sean Kingston ft Cher Llyod

Engaged: The Black Eyed Peas - Light Up The Night

Wedding: Enrique Iglesias ft Nicole Scherzinger - Heartbeat

Birth Of Child: Katy Perri - Hot 'N Cold

INTERMISSION: Neon Trees - Animal

Final Battle: Coldplay - Paradise

Death Scene: Maroon5 - She Will Be Loved

Funeral: AC/DC - Highway to Hell

End Credits: Daniel Powter - Bad Day

Curtain Call: LMFAO - Sexy And You Know It

Bloopers: The Heavy - How You Like Me Now

Deleted Scene: The All American Rejects - I Wanna



Murphy's Military Laws: The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

Love your enemies, they'll hate it!

Smile... it confuses people.

Live it up, drink it down.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one will know the difference

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius.

Never argue with a fool - they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

If you're arguing with an idiot make sure you aren't doing the same thing.

Not all men are fools, some of them are assholes

Know the rules well, so you can break them right.

If in doubt, make it sound convincing.

It's only illegal if you get caught..

Fate only takes you so far. Once you're there it's up to you to make it happen.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off.

Love without scandal, pleasure without fear.

If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back hunt them down and kill them.

I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code.

Evil spelled backward is live

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

It is better to drink to forget, than to forget to drink.

KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.

Boy Scout: Kid dressed like an idiot led by an idiot who's dressed like a kid.

A rebel with a cause is a hero; a rebel without one is stupid.

Try to explain Hitler to a kid.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

Life's a bitch, then you die.

If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.

First Law of Laboratory Work:
Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.

As bad as it may be, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a damn fool.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine "success."

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

If you can't solve it otherwise, apply brute force until something happens

When all else fails, read the manual.

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

I smile because I don't know what's going on.

Control your life through insanity.

Scars are tattoos with better stories

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless? ...He died.

Oh John, let's not park here.
Oh John, let's not park.
Oh John, let's not.
Oh John, let's.
Oh John.

He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem

Scrawled in BIG ANGRY RED letters:
"I FUCKED your mother!!!"

neatly printed in small calm blue letters:
"Go home dad, you're drunk."

Charles Dickens:

" He’s tough, ma’am,tough is J. B.; tough and devilish sly."

"Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed. There ain’t much credit in that."

"Not to put too fine a point upon it."

"Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some."

"My life is one deem horrid grind."

He would make a lovely corpse.

“It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.”

“Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart.”

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”

“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.”

“The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.”

“It is a pleasant world we live in, sir, a very pleasant world. There are bad people in it, Mr. Richard, but if there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.”

“To a young heart everything is fun.”

“The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists.”

“So throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meannesses are usually committed for the sake of the people whom we most despise.”

“My advice is to never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time.”

“A dream, all a dream, that ends in nothing, and leaves the sleeper where he lay down, but I wish you to know that you inspired it.”

“Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.”

“Perhaps second-hand cares, like second-hand clothes, come easily off and on.”

'Liberty, equality, fraternity, or death; -- the last, much the easiest to bestow, O Guillotine!'


I am not bound to please thee with my answer.

Action is eloquence.

Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.

As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.

As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Boldness be my friend.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

An overflow of good converts to bad.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.

Farewell, fair cruelty.

I'm working three stories right now, and I don't post it regular. LOL. I like Role Play ]

If you have any advise for me and my story, just PM me and I will be to know!

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Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,813 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
My Milaya Reposted by MaxieMoose reviews
It is anoher Dimtiri left Rose for Tasha story but I promise you it is different just give it a try it's really good. There's a hot new guardian, Adrian, Dimitri, Christian, Rose and Lissa. They all end up at European Court. Beta rocks! Bonkerzrulez!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,114 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Fail by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
"So, apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" - In which Magnus tries to seduce Alec by using his entire reservoir of pick-up lines. Which doesn't work...much. Crack.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Elite BrotherHood by johnnysgirl4588 reviews
The charges against rose were dropped,one week later she leaves court to start a new life.just as things began to get better,a new enemey arises,reunions will be made as well as lives lost. Can rose save the ones she loves.. please reveiw,let me know...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,758 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Rose H.
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The Reed reviews
Everyone though they knew who these Boys are when actually it's far from the truth. Deep secrets are hidden beneath. They won't show it easily. Once you're in, you can't go back.. Let the games begin. WARNING: BoyXGirl & BoyXBoy
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
The Rebellion reviews
"Sometime words could be so deceiving and means nothing. But sometime words that are told with honest feeling could be the whole reason." Clary and Sebastian both are train by their father to be the best shadowhunter.Until she meet Jace and the other.R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
When The Vampire Meets The Wizard Kids reviews
My First Fan Fiction.All about Magic & Vampire, together with all the problem and trouble they always get. Maybe there are some guest from others book. Hope you enjoyed it, please read&review!If I forgot Disclaimer: I do not own the book in this story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Rose H.