Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, Vampires, and Vampire Academy.
Brief things about me:
I'm Dan/Ren. Hmmh hobbies.. playing games, guitar, watching movies, drawing, reading, write (obviously), and basketball.
Nice to meet you stalker B)
If you love Harry Potter, come play with us. It's quite awesome and fun ] Welcome to Hogwarts
The Mortal Instrument or Infernal Devices go here! Angels and Demons Academy
Any Divergent Trilogy fans? Come join Divergent Rebellion
Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question
What song describes me?
How do I see myself?
What is it like when you frustrated?
How do I express myself?
What do my friends really think of me?
How is my life going right now?
What will my life be like?
How can I make myself happy?
What should I do with my life?
What is some good advice for me?
What is my favorite song?
What are you thinking right now?
What are you doing right now?
Do people secretly lust after me?
What type of men/women do I like?
Will I get married?
What would you sing to your significant other right now?
What is my signature dancing song?
What is my current theme song?
How will I die?
How will I be remembered?
What song will play at my funeral?
What song will play at my wedding?
What song will play at my graduation?
What kind of friends you have?
What type of family you have?
What is your broken heart song?
What song will play when you falling in love at first sight?
What song do you sing in your friend birthday party?
What song will play when you go into your favorite club?
What is my day going to be like?
What will tomorrow bring?
Opening Credits: Coldplay - The Scientist ((Get me back to the start))
Birth: Craig David - Insomnia
First Day Of School: Maroon5 - Give A Little More
Falling In Love: David Guetta - People Come People Go
First Date: Train - 50 Ways To Say Goodbye
First Kiss: Adrian Martadinata - Behind The Stars
Valentine: David Cook - Always Be My Baby
Fight Song: Calvin Harris ft Florence Welch - Sweet Nothing
Breaking Up: Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
Prom: James Blunt - Annie
Life: A Rocket To The Moon - Mr. Right
Birthday Party: Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man
Mental Breakdown: Bruno Mars ft Wiz Khalifa & Snoop Dogg - Young Wild and Free
Driving: The Script - Breakeven
Flashback: Maroon5 - Nothing Last Forever
New Year: Rum And Raybans - Sean Kingston ft Cher Llyod
Engaged: The Black Eyed Peas - Light Up The Night
Wedding: Enrique Iglesias ft Nicole Scherzinger - Heartbeat
Birth Of Child: Katy Perri - Hot 'N Cold
INTERMISSION: Neon Trees - Animal
Final Battle: Coldplay - Paradise
Death Scene: Maroon5 - She Will Be Loved
Funeral: AC/DC - Highway to Hell
End Credits: Daniel Powter - Bad Day
Curtain Call: LMFAO - Sexy And You Know It
Bloopers: The Heavy - How You Like Me Now
Deleted Scene: The All American Rejects - I Wanna
Murphy's Military Laws: The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
Love your enemies, they'll hate it!
Smile... it confuses people.
Live it up, drink it down.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one will know the difference
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius.
Never argue with a fool - they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
If you're arguing with an idiot make sure you aren't doing the same thing.
Not all men are fools, some of them are assholes
Know the rules well, so you can break them right.
If in doubt, make it sound convincing.
It's only illegal if you get caught..
Fate only takes you so far. Once you're there it's up to you to make it happen.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off.
Love without scandal, pleasure without fear.
If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back hunt them down and kill them.
I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code.
Evil spelled backward is live
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
It is better to drink to forget, than to forget to drink.
KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.
Boy Scout: Kid dressed like an idiot led by an idiot who's dressed like a kid.
A rebel with a cause is a hero; a rebel without one is stupid.
Try to explain Hitler to a kid.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
Life's a bitch, then you die.
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.
First Law of Laboratory Work:
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.
As bad as it may be, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a damn fool.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine "success."
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
If you can't solve it otherwise, apply brute force until something happens
When all else fails, read the manual.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
I smile because I don't know what's going on.
Control your life through insanity.
Scars are tattoos with better stories
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless? ...He died.
Oh John, let's not park here.
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
I don't have a drinking problem.
Scrawled in BIG ANGRY RED letters:
neatly printed in small calm blue letters:
" He’s tough, ma’am,tough is J. B.; tough and devilish sly."
"Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed. There ain’t much credit in that."
"Not to put too fine a point upon it."
"Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some."
"My life is one deem horrid grind."
He would make a lovely corpse.
“It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.”
“Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart.”
“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.”
“The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.”
“It is a pleasant world we live in, sir, a very pleasant world. There are bad people in it, Mr. Richard, but if there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.”
“To a young heart everything is fun.”
“The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists.”
“So throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meannesses are usually committed for the sake of the people whom we most despise.”
“My advice is to never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time.”
“A dream, all a dream, that ends in nothing, and leaves the sleeper where he lay down, but I wish you to know that you inspired it.”
“Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.”
“Perhaps second-hand cares, like second-hand clothes, come easily off and on.”
'Liberty, equality, fraternity, or death; -- the last, much the easiest to bestow, O Guillotine!'
I am not bound to please thee with my answer.
Action is eloquence.
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.
As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
Boldness be my friend.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
An overflow of good converts to bad.
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.
Farewell, fair cruelty.
I'm working three stories right now, and I don't post it regular. LOL. I like Role Play ]
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