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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey every one i LOVE yaoi so i will do alot of thouse if you want i will do some yuri and strigth from time to time

my OTP of hetalia is PruCan

I am contridtory person i am a goth but also a prep inner me a goth outer me a prep

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (-looks- XD)
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throuth the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who has no friends, they left me because i love woman.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, ShadesofDeath,CookieMerRainbow, denise134, southparkyaoifan

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your

The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Picachu
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato filed
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

(You know your obsessed with fanfiction when ...)

ARE YOU OBSSESSED WITH FANFICTION?? FIND OUT!

You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it

You spent more time writing the fanfic than actually watching/reading/playing the thing your writing for

You make fanfiction for other people's fanfiction

You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book

When you get excited that your friend also has an account

When you got disappointed when you read/watch/play something new and it wasn't on fanfiction

When your computer doesn't have internet and you need something to do and you say "lets read some fanfics" but then realize thats on the internet then get mad

When you wright a fan fic in the middle of class

When you start giggling like crazy because of the fan fic your working on

Reviews on your fic can take the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week you ever lived through

When you feel all proud how your favorite category has one of the highest amounts of stories written

When you're someplace random and randomly come up with ideas for fanfic for no reason

When you daydream bout a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering what people will say about it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet

When you write a fanfic and end up handing it in at school/college as an essay of some kind...

When you have read this list

When you have read this list and thought of additions to it

If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

ABOUT ME

Your Weakness:

Yaoi, pancakes, my low self esteam

Your Fears:

Snakes (got bite by our pet red tail bowa), sharks, my church striekn parents (i am bi the church look down on gays and lesbains)

Your Perfect Pizza:

BANANANA PEPER AND PINAPPLE

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

nothign other then graduat mabey repeat so i cnan get in to Houghton

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

OMG its souspe to be like totaly oh my god dear god i turned in to poland HELP

Thoughts First Waking Up:

where the fuck are my glasses

Your Best Physical Feature:

umm my 40FF thyey hurt and i am a twig with a blakc girl ass for my weight make them stop staring at my huge chest iam only 18 wiht 40 FF god help me

Your Bedtime:

hmm on homeboud so be time between 3 am and noon

McDonald's or Burger King:

BK cuz it has better chiken sandwhichs

Chocolate or Vanilla:

Chocolate, nom nom nom

Do you Smoke:

i use to for 3 months then ashma got me

Will you Smoke:

only if i am uber stressed

Do you Swear:

only to my family our conversation one long sentace of swears

Do you Sing:

yeah i am great thguoh my isis bullys and say i am not secondary soprano

Do you Shower Daily:

no every other day cuz my fragil hair

Do you behave yourself:

only when i am not with family

Do you get Motion Sickness:

never well unless it unberably hot

Are you a Health Freak:

no -has a huge pile fo food around me- i cnat stop eaten

Do you get along with your Parents:

Yes and no close wiht my mom but not wiht my dad

Do you like Thunderstorms:

FUCCK NO i almost got hit by lighting it was 2 inchs away from me

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

No i went to walmart for fabric

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

Yes it awsome not as awosme as Prussia but close

What country would you most like to Visit:

CANADA (again cuz canda aka mattie si pure awsome) then go back in time to PRUSSIA (Gil asome), then russia i bring belaruse along .. then poland (so he can do my hair)

Favorite Music:

Punk and country

What do your feet smell like?

umm mango hand lotion

What does your hair smell like?

STEAK

Can you clap with your feet?

yes

Have you seen purple cows?

umm yes thgouh i think i am crazy

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?

dead i got adhd so i sleep it off

When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?

.. him streaking (american dad)

W.O.U.L.D. Y.O.U. R.A.T.H.E.R...

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
nose (i got a dimoand in it already

2. Be serious or be funny?
funny in a little pervy way

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
Whole. Its fucking awosme (no really skim tast like wateryed milk)

4. Die in a fire or drown?

Drowning it the most painful death you breath in water yet most peaful to me

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Parents. I get along with me cuz i am the country smarty who the prefect daughter

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
MOON!! I am a vampire -bears fangs-

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?
Leaf Fall

3. Left or right?
Right (right handed)

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:
ten acquaintances (i am loner only need one friend)

5. Sunny or rain:

Rain then i can go get dirt in the muddy and threw it at my prissy sister face

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
neither -munching on lemon icee-

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When Magic Met Insanity by Whisperer of the Wind reviews
Her day just kept getting better and better, didn't it? She didn't know who she was, where she was, and some strange man with piercings kept offering her peanuts.
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A Dragon's Claim by Vashsan13 reviews
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Please Stop Acting Like You Care by THIS-IS-NOT-SPARTA reviews
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You got to be kidding me! by OmniGoldenStar reviews
Once there was a girl named Kara and for the longest time she was having a normal life... Until now, when a group of new foriegn students came to her school after a misterious global blackout the night before. The cause is unkown, but one thing is for sure. Those new students sure looked like Hetalia characters. M is for language and later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 51,008 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 5/29/2012
Choke by minn's.star reviews
"Come on, you need someone and so do I. We can work something out..." -and maybe it was the vodka speaking for the flushed and disheveled Finn, but Berwald just wasn't a good enough person to say no. SuFin, Gauken AU, M for smut and dark themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,478 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Dying Romance by YaoiPhox reviews
Egypt is in a very complicated relationship that leaves him with numerous doubts. None of which are helped by his boyfriend's father, Turkey. The main cause of his relationship problems though is his severe illness. Will he manage to straighten out his love life or just give up on life in general? (Note: Not a tragedy.) Warnings inside. Yaoi. Turgypt. Giripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Turkey, Egypt
Punks, Goths, and Jocks by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur Kirkland is sick of all the nonsense around him, especially from that tool of a quarterback. Punk/High School AU. Language, suggestive themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,765 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
A Fairytail Romance by Avelovae reviews
Lucy only wanted to feel a little sorry for herself. She didn't want to find herself in the middle of a dark guild conspiracy. She didn't expect to form a team with Gajeel Redfox. But most of all, she wasn't expecting to fall in love with him. [HeartFox]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Lucy H., Gajeel R.
As Hot as Ice by Witchdoctr reviews
Matthew is tormented by Gilbert, but he is saved by the psychotic sociopath, a scary new Russian student. Ivan seems like a nice guy; Gilbert seems like a heartless bully. But who is a liar? PruCan vs RusCan, don't be deceived by the character listing, because either can win. Limes, depression, bullying, all the fun stuff. America/Belarus. Yeah, I'm going there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,612 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Of Soccer and Logarithms by SevLovesLily reviews
Highschool AU: Many intertwining stories of love, friendship, drama, and... soccer. Among the normal experiences of highschool, of course. Will become novel-length, including several story arcs and pairings, all of which are listed in the 1st A/N
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,351 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Wales's Mistake by xXKarkatsNubbyHornsXx reviews
Wales attempts to but a curse on Northern Ireland, but what will happen when instead of Northern Ireland, he accidentally turns England into a...mochi? Even worse, America soon finds out! USUK. T for England's language and yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
What am I Doing With my Life? by FantasiaCalcas reviews
Alfred has began attending a private school, failing already a few weeks in. He can't stop dreaming about the boy with the green eyes. AU USUKUS Alfred's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To Dream by itachi-is-here reviews
On the 50th anniversary of Prussia's abolition, Canada has a disturbing dream about Prussia, who died before he could meet him. And that dream resurrected a red-eyed demon who wanted revenge on everyone who wronged him while he was alive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Bittersweet Revenge&Maple Leafs by Isarra Kirkland reviews
Matthew is a normal teenager untill he finds out that the russian mafia wants him dead. Now the singel person who helps him to run away is a very dark albino guy whose only desire is revenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Canada, Prussia
There's a Thief in the Palace by chibi-excel reviews
Iceland is a prince who is isolated from the outside world. While trying to escape one night he meets a thief from Hong Kong. Thanks to a few extenuating circumstances, said thief becomes his equerry, or personal attendant. HongIce DenNor SuFin TurkGreek
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,355 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
Fire by queersonchandeliers reviews
matthew and Gilbert are watching Timmothy *ludwig and feliciano's 3 year old* but before you know it disater stikes, how will everyone cope with deaths and almost deaths? *pairings* Can/Pru Germ/N.Ita Spain/S.Ita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Cute Yet Disturbing by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
Mochis keep showing up during the nations' meals. At first, the mochis look so cute! However, the mochis tell the nations things that they rather not know. Inspired by Mameshiba X3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011
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daycarepreschoolkindergarden reviews
So Rome and Germania run a daycare preschool and a kindergarden. Right off the bat one of Romes ex lovers dies leaving him with another child to take care of. Lot of pairs yaoi yuri mabey even some shotcon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012
Psych Ward reviews
This is what happens When Gil is a doctor in the psych ward and mattie a patien for well snapping depresseion and hearing voices! rated M for later on
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Prussia, Canada