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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Well, what to say. I think that maybe I'll give some advice while I am here.

"The world is a complicated place, once in a while, take a look around and make sure you're still here."

I gave this piece of advice to one of my friends, he was losing sight of who he really was. It is basically saying, don't conform to what THEY want you to be, only be what you really are.

I came up with this one off the top of my head one day, kiinda a joke, I don't really believe it.
"The best things in life are worth waiting for, but patience is a waste of time."

Hehe, I like it, oh well

Also:

THE PHYSICS OF SANTA CLAUS

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per house hold, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each.

II. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second.

This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second -- 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional Reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.

III. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional Reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" Reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -- Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).

IV. 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second crates enormous air resistance -- this would heat up the Reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of Reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the Reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire Reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to forces of 17,500 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.

V. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

I hope that you all enjoy my stories and poems! Please review if you read! It really makes my day!

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Flirting With the Enemy by Sierra Sitruc reviews
18-year-old Lily Evans is a Death Eater and 20-year-old James Potter is an Auror. When a Death Eater meeting is broken up by a group of Aurors, Lily is captured, by you guessed it - James and is taken prisoner. AU to OOTP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,432 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/25/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews
AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 5,125 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: The Ancestors' call by Naia reviews
With Voldemort rising, Harry is busy trying to stay alive.... But what would happen if the hope of the wizarding world disapeared? Where is he gone to? New powers, friendships, discoveries..... Harry is in for an interesting year!
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Phoenix Rising by psychochick1 reviews
My evil AU idea of Harry's 5th and 6th years. Things go psycho, involving training, new powers, pranks, mysteries, prophecies, Quidditch, death, romance, supernatural squabblings, etc. Rating for violence, language, and innuendo. COMPLETE!
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Harry Potter Joins the Order by rodhrrypttr reviews
COMPLETE (last ch redone) 5th years find out that they have to take two new classes only they don't choose. Harry and friends must save the wizarding world. Please RR (Made AU by OoTP)
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The Persistence of Memory by neutral reviews
The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Well of Shadows by Ruskbyte reviews
Completed Sequel to The Order of the Phoenix. Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts has begun and with it a mix of friends and enemies, old and new, an ominous prophecy, great battles, and a pair of truly crazy DADA teachers. All hell is about to break loose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 234,689 - Reviews: 3246 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Beyond Boundaries by Rachel A. Prongs reviews
Harry held a secret his entire life. Being framed for murder in his fifth year, he escapes. Returning, he’s another, and now Voldemort has a surprise for him. Now he must come to terms with his past, present, and future, if he wants to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,969 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED 6th year prequel to the Saga. School, Sea Witches, annoying Agents, Vampires, The Hidden Light, Royal Eagles, griffins, Avalon, Excalibur and the Green Flame Torch. 'Yesterday was today was tomorrow' Graffiti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,608 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Masters by Pose reviews
During the summer after his third year, Harry is apprenticed to the Masters. During his three year apprentiship, he struggles to come to terms with his mentor, the mastery, and staying close to his friends. He makes new friends, and new enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 50,676 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Like a Phoenix He Shall Rise by Nighttime Sunshine reviews
Harry won't return to Hogwarts for fifth year. Will he come back? What about Voldemort? H/Hr(eventually). Rating for cursing. All Reviews and Flames welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 163,689 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Land of the Elves by Miranda Flairgold reviews
AU Sequel to Order of the Phoenix II, Harry's sixth year, trip to the elven kingdom, Arai the vampire & co., war mages, Harry's initiation as Lord Phoenix, danger, war, adventures, death, Voldemort, elementals, tiny bit of romance, READ! REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,561 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/25/2003 - Published: 10/7/2002
If All Hope Were Lost by animalcrazy10102 reviews
3 months after Harry and Voldemort vanish, everyone thinks they are both dead, but Ginny refuses to give up hope that he'll return. read to find out what happens and please review! H/G *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 257,531 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dragon's Heart, Griffin's Mind by Mad Ant reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,851 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the End of an Era by Miranda Flairgold reviews
AUSequel to Order of the Phoenix & World of War! the gang is back for 7th year. Atlantis, Voldemort, pranks, new era for wizarding kind, death, blood, murder, a spark of light in the sea of darkness, who will triumph? Will NOT be completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,332 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002
Heart, Star, Light The Power Trilogy Part 3 by Angels of Fate reviews
The end of the Trilogy beginning with Lily and the Hogwarts Marauders and followed by Bitter Betrayal... also a stand alone story... HSL is COMPLETE !!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 71,929 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 10/15/2000 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Greater Good, or the Lesser Evil by LadyRhiyana reviews
COMPLETE. Set after the Bastard Malfoy. The Dark Lord has returned, and Slytherin politics turn deadly. Sometimes there's no right or wrong, and the only choice is between two evils...
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A Little Nudge Out of the Door by Jocelyn reviews
Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,404 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
What If? by Spunky reviews
What would have happened if Hagrid had given Harry to Sirius that fateful Halloween night?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,606 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 2/4/2001 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and Septanic Dueling by NAPPA reviews
*CHAPTER 46 - Small update - big one coming* 5th year. H/Hr. Animagi. A new Power. Harry's new crush. Hermione's romances. Balls. Dueling tournaments. War. Peace. Treaties. Dragons. Nundu. Deatheaters. Plot and many more. Too many things to mention. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 234,556 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Harry Potter and the Forgotten Magic reviews
Harry meets a new girl, gets detention from Snape, and things unfold from there! Elemental Powers, Little bit of Romance, and LOTS of Voldemort! PLZ R/R! NOTE: Discontinued for now, may resume in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 9/8/2002
What If reviews
AU! What if Sirius had gotten to Godric's Hollow first, and taken Harry with him because of a promise he had made to a dying James. Disclaimer: I do not own anything that belongs to JKR! I need ideas people! Major writers block! And exams don't help!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,481 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2002 - Published: 10/27/2002
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