Thrice Written
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Joined 09-08-10, id: 2530854, Profile Updated: 06-02-14
Author has written 16 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Ib.

This is wt-chan, now going by a different pen name! I got tired of the old one. Thus, "Thrice Written" was chosen, both in honor of the Rule of Three and because I generally rewrite every sentence in a story an average of three times before I'm satisfied with it, haha.

By the way, I now have a fic tumblr, for anyone interested! (No guarantee that it'll be updated on a regular basis, though.)


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STATS FOR CURRENT WORK-IN-PROGRESS FANFICS (updated 6/3/14)

See "Current Personal Status" below.


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CURRENT PERSONAL STATUS (updated 6/3/14)

I'm back again! And writing, after a pretty long and busy hiatus. And it's already halfway through 2014, wow. Let's see if I can actually get back into the routine of updating my fics now that it's summer and I don't have college work to occupy me, haha.


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BIO

Hey there. On the internet, I'm known as Thrice Written or Thrice (or Wenn, if you want to get more personal). Due to my online gaming stint, I've also developed the tags Queen Cat and Thrice Cat. I'm Chinese, a Virgo, and I'm a soon-to-be sophomore in college. Time flies; it's scary.

Anyway, I was deeply obsessed and invested in the Hetalia fandom for about one and half years. Then I "retired" back in April of 2013 in favor of getting my life back together, and stopped reading fanfiction and manga - as well as watching anime - altogether for over seven months. During that time, I also stopped writing, which sounds incredible even to me, considering I've been eating, drinking, breathing, and sleeping writing (that was awful grammar, but you get what I mean, haha) ever since I could write. But I don't regret the break. Now that I've come back as a happier, healthier person with (hopefully) more insight into life than when I started out, I intend to continue developing my writing and editing skills. They mean the world to me.

I usually flip-flop in and out of fandoms, but I limit most of my contribution to Hetalia (specifically, USUK). I do, however, look back upon all of my ex-fandoms fondly, and I'm constantly open to new ones. I'm also working on converting my wonderful boyfriend to Hetalia and USUK. He's a great sport about it, and hey, he even admits that America and England have chemistry!

I'm glad to be back. Happy writing to all, and don't hesitate to drop me a line - I love making new friends. :)


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MY BETA READER PROFILE:

My actual beta reader profile is malfunctioning, so I'm putting this here for those of you who are interested in having me beta for you.

Conditions that you should be aware of before you ask me to beta for you:

1. I beta every piece with the understanding that it was given to me because the author feels it needs improvement, not because the author is seeking encouragement or congratulations. This means that I tend to skimp on praise and focus more on areas that need attention. However, if you'd like to know your areas of strength for future reference, I'll include those in my comments upon request.

2. My role as a beta reader is to refine, not instruct. If you're weak in one or more of the basics - such as spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc. - don't ask me to beta for you. Additionally, works submitted to me should already have been spell-checked and edited in advance by the author him/herself. My eyes should not be the first pair to read a particular piece.

3. I put an inhuman amount of effort into my beta work. Do not ask me to beta for you if you intend to disregard most or all of my advice, because that's a waste of both my time and yours. Ask a friend to read it over for you instead.

4. I try my hardest to show all writers I work with the utmost respect, and I ask for the same in return. If you disagree with any of my critique, or want further elaboration, let me know in a reasonable way and we'll discuss it until we've sorted everything out.

As of 6/3/14, I'm not accepting any additional beta requests. However, if you really want me to beta for you, feel free to drop me a PM and we may be able to work something out.


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COMMON GRAMMAR MISTAKES (Please read if grammar is not your strong point - and even if you think you're good, have a look anyway . . . because chances are, you're probably still getting some of the basics wrong.)

Here is a (long) list of common grammar mistakes that crop up in fanfiction/writing in general that irritate me (because I'm a stickler for grammar, lol, and it's just easier on the eyes and the mind if you take the time to get it right. Plus, if you have good grammar, people will look at your writing and think, "Wow, this person knows what they're doing."). If you're uncertain about some aspects of grammar or are just unsteady with it in general, please take a look. I've bolded the ones that I see the most:

1. It's "anyway." Not "anyways." "Anyways" is not a legitimate word - never has been, never will be. Since "any" is singular, "way" should also be singular.

2. Same goes for "alright." It's "all right," people. (Though I don't mind this one as much.)

3. "Lowly" is an adjective, not an adverb, and it is not a substitute for "softly" or "quietly." In reality, it means humble, modest, or inferior, like a lowly servant or a lowly position. If you want to show that someone said something in a quiet voice, use "softly," "quietly," or just "in a low voice."

4. "Deadpan" IS NOT A VERB. It's an ADJECTIVE. A person can't "deadpan," but he/she can have "a deadpan expression." Seriously, if you want to show the same lack of emotion that "deadpan" indicates, make use of the adverbs "flatly," "expressionlessly," or "impassively."

5. When you're writing dialogue, it's always a COMMA inside the end quotation mark (not a period) if you follow it with a speaker tag. However, if the sentence of dialogue ends as a question mark or an exclamation point, you leave it as it is. If there isn't a speaker tag following the dialogue, you should also leave the punctuation the way it is, even if it's a period (I see this issue a lot, and yes, I do know that people do it out of creative license, but honestly, it just looks awkward. And you should at least know what the rules are before you start bending and breaking them, right?). Lastly, if the speaker tag interrupts a sentence, it needs a comma on both ends.

Example: "Where the hell is my teapot?" demanded England.
"It's in the oven," America replied.
"What? Why would it be in the oven?"
"I don't know. Don't ask me." America shrugged. "The cat was the one who put it there."
"The cat," snapped England, glaring at the oven, "wouldn't have left greasy handprints everywhere, would it?"

6. Keep your verb tenses consistent. Don't switch back and forth between past tense and present tense unless you're doing a flashback or intentionally going back/forward in time. You can catch your mistakes in this area easily by just re-reading your writing, one sentence at a time.

7. Speaking of verbs - making your verbs agree in number with your subjects is also something you should watch out for.

8. If you're addressing someone in dialogue, add a space and a comma before their name.

Example: "Hey! I'm not ready yet, England!"
"Just get over here, you moron."

9. Adverbs come after the actual verb, not before. (There are exceptions to this one, though.)

10. When you write dialogue, start a new paragraph for each speaker. Check out my stories for examples.

11. I know it's fun to mess around with conventions, but please, stick to the universal standards to avoid confusion if you can:

Narration is in normal font.
Thoughts are in italics.
Emphasis on certain words/phrases is shown through italics or CAPS. (If the rest of the writing around it is already in italics, make the emphasized word/phrase bold or simply unitalicize it.)
Dialogue is used with "double quotation marks."
Quotes within dialogue are used with 'single quotation marks.'

12. Please proofread your work for spelling mistakes. If you're a poor speller, spell-check will help you out immensely.

13. Don't lay on the exclamation points and question marks too thickly. Just one is fine for the end of a sentence. No need for a whole chain of them.

14. There's a difference between "lay" and "lie." You would "lie" down on a bed, but you would "lay" a book down on a table. IMPORTANT: The past tense of the verb "lie" is "lay," not "laid" or "lied" or whatever else people use.

15. "Beside" means "next to," while "besides" means "other than." Don't mix them up.

16. If you're making a list of items, make sure you use commas properly. A comma always goes before the "and" near the end. This is called the serial comma (or Oxford comma). Some people say it's optional, but check out the famous example below and tell me whether or not you need it.

Example (without the comma): We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin.
Example (with the comma): We invited the strippers, JFK, and Stalin.

Clearly, JFK and Stalin are not strippers. To make sure you don't make a mistake like the one above, use the serial/Oxford comma!

17. "It's" is a contraction of "it is." "Its" is possessive.

Example: It's raining in London today.
The dog licked its paw.

18. It's "Jones's." Not "Jones'." If the person's name ends in "s" and you want to make it possessive, always add an apostrophe and an "s," unless the name happens to be plural. Not adding the "s" indicates that you're behind the times and, therefore, grammatically incorrect.

19. You use "each other" when there are only two people involved. "One another" is for three people or more.

Example: The two boys looked at each other.
The team members gave one another skeptical looks when Arthur Kirkland stepped onto the field.

20. The difference between "further" and "farther": "further" refers to an abstract distance while "farther" refers to a physical distance.

Example: His studies had progressed further than he'd thought.
Go farther down this street and you'll find Alfred's house.


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American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2850 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Kiss and a Cuddle Should be Sufficient by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Going undercover, Sherlock and John pursue a vicious killer to a gay group sex party. Not unexpectedly, things get a little out of hand. Set after Baskerville, but before the Fall. Lots of M/M sex, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pleasin' for the Season by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and extremely religious!America just wanted to spend it doing nice, Christian things. But then sodomite!England shows up at America's door. He's drunk, accidentally gives himself breasts with his magic, and they may or may not be tempting to supposedly straight America. Total crack, male lactation, USUKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,169 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Doing It Solo by DestinyShiva reviews
Quick light-hearted and smutty drabble including a horny Englishman and the private contents of his sock drawer. Penetrative masturbation, no pairings (though feel free to imagine).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Paraphilial Activity by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. England accidentally chokes to death, though only temporarily because he is a country. What is America to do with his dead body in the meantime? It drives him mad and he asks France for help. Bad idea. USUK, crack, lulz, and a little bit of necrophilia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,373 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Morning After by DisturbingBunnyRabbit reviews
The morning after a drunken, one night stand is always awkward, and sometimes painful. This is doubly true if that one night stand happened to be with your brother. Hilarity ensues. ScotxEng, no lemon but lots of vulgarity and swearing. Read&Review, please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Next Time, Let's Use A Rubber by Mist Over Water reviews
Alfred is heavily pregnant, and hating it, and so convinces Arthur who is 'mysteriously' gaining weight to get the baby out of him. MUTUAL MPREG. BIRTH. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
50 Ways to Piss Off England by TimIsaFunSucker reviews
A list consisting of the best ways to send everyone's favorite Brit up a wall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
The Spice of Life by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England enjoy sex as a general rule. Then one night America requests that England uses his magic to allow them to act out kinks they couldn't normally accomplish. USUKUS, various kinks, deanon from kink meme, M for lots of smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Keep Smiling Through by George deValier reviews
'We'll Meet Again' mini-sequel. Keep smiling through, just like you always do; 'til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 271 - Published: 6/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Virgin Island by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Catsitting by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That's Not Very Becoming of a Gentleman by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
On Your Knees by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Butler by Mesmerize Bulls reviews
Young heir Alfred F. Jones' hedonistic way of life was threatened by the arrival of a traditional British butler in his household. Of course resentment quickly turned into infatuation when he found out that his new butler was drop dead gorgeous. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - America, England/Britain
238 by FMB reviews
Arthur decides to watch some home videos Alfred made of them and their son, Peter. USUK. NOT MPREG. Apparently, if you read this story when trying to fall asleep, you won't be able to fall asleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All Sexy on the Western Front by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The English Vice by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Some PWP from the kink meme. America caning England with the extra fun of bondage and figging. I really have no excuse at all for this one
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Completion by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Japan, America, and England all love each other. They're all happy to be with either of their partners, but they're not really complete unless they're together. M for chapter 4. Put under America and England so it's easier to see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Happy Birthday, France! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Why Can't We Not Be Sober by Konata101 reviews
England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beauty is Relative, Babe by EmbracingYourFreak reviews
When England begins to show signs of illness, can America find the cause in time? And what repercussions are in store for him along the way? Hiatus. Inquire within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
Why So Bitter? by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America goes to please England but gets a nasty surprise! A whole mouthful. De-anon from the LJ kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Where do Kittens Come From? by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Americat accidentally gets pregnant with Kittirisu's kittens because Alfred and Arthur didn't realize she was a girl. Americat just has no idea of what's going on. AU cats have different names senselessly cute, but with a couple of parental bonuses
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Keep Dreaming, America by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,367 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tease by Childish Sadism reviews
It was his biggest kink, maybe the only thing that could truly make him reach his limit and Alfred was so good at it. SHAMELESS PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Hot Babysitter by Ellarose C reviews
He stares at his babysitter, the neighbour boy who charmed his demon brother before their parents died years ago and helps Arthur keep track of him while he's at work or school or both, and wonders if this is what his life has come to. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Drip by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Just some PWPin which America decides that he wants to try some psychological S&M and England complies a little too well. UKUS in that order, BDSM, smut, deanon from kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Millimeter, a Million Miles by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
You can put them about as far apart as you can get on this planet, but you can't stop them from talking, and you can't stop them from getting off. America, England, and taking advantage of video chats. Smut ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Can You Count All The Loves That Didn't Last by andthenshesaid reviews
Sleeping his way to salvation - France/World, France/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
XXXbox live by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Japan, America, and Prussia are playing a friendly game of Call of Duty when America's love life comes up. In detail. Short thing from the kink meme. M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Bad Thing by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Sleeping with a married man is never a good idea. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,901 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Failing, Flailing, and Falling by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
The year is 1981. After two decades of chaos and drifting apart, America and England finally have a change to just be together. However, after being celibate for so long, sex is um... really hard... UKUSUK, deanon from kink meme, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
America's Brief Time in England by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America sends England embarrassingly graphic texts on the way to visit. When he arrives, they have an awkward, gross discussion about sex that leads to awkward, gross fail sex. Written for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When I Only Wanted to Save the World by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Polly Want a Cracker by Car reviews
England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Because we made it this far by ButterFish reviews
Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Coercive Acts by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. England overhears America's VERY inaccurate version of his Revolution, so he reminds America of how he used to own him. UKUS dubcon in that order, emphasis on the dubious. It starts off with humor but becomes smut because England is a pervert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Fruit Forbade by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Wherein it is pondered which needs the other more: the fearless, reckless human, or the besotted guardian angel. written with whitetyger123
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,374 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Martini by Childish Sadism reviews
Poor unexpected Alfred, turning 21 and getting his first enjoyable drink from a bartender that would rather look at his ass than his face was not a good surprise. UK/US. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 4,446 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Happiness Runs by Liete reviews
-UK/US/UK- 'To sum up in mere words how he feels is an impossible feat, but if he were to even attempt it, he can only put it simply. He's happy.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Scrabble Shift by Ellarose C reviews
'Naturally, it was awkward. This was an experiment, he said, and I was simply a willing test subject.' AU of my modern AU in 'The Baffled King and the Idiot Hero'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Greasy Spoon Cafeteria by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Arthur Kirkland is not the man he was - that's why Alfred loves him. 2nd person POV, character study. Cursing, gay men and bad breakfasts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hoist The Colours by Tehri reviews
Alfred accidentally sees Arthur in the shower, and realises that the man has a strange mark on his lower back; after asking other nations if they know something about it, he realises that it's a tattoo. But surely, Arthur wouldn't have one...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/22/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hetalia Fanfiction Meme by KittyKat08 reviews
Just something I found on deviantart and decided to do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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Call It Love reviews
In college, Al gave his heart away. Fifteen years later, long after the fling has ended, he's an acknowledged member of the upper-middle class with a lovely wife and daughter. He's living the life. But something tells him that this isn't where he's supposed to be, and a certain someone seems to share his feelings. Can either of them find a way to fit an old flame into a new life?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - England/Britain, America
The Cost of Affection reviews
Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,525 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
Sanctify reviews
Sequel to "Desecrate." There is nothing wrong with Alfred's relationship with his dad, Arthur. Absolutely nothing. It's the most precious aspect of Alfred's life, and he treasures it behind closed doors in the privacy of their two-person world. But even so, young people make mistakes in the heat of their passion, and Alfred's is irreversible. Incest, serious angst. Alfred's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Under Your Skin reviews
After a nice night out, all England wants is some kissing, some cuddling, and sleep. America, on the other hand, has something else in mind - something that'll fit nicely between "kissing" and "cuddling." And he wants England to be the one to do it to him. Kink fic. RP with teaandcharcoalforbreakfast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
All Good Things reviews
Mr. Alfred F. Jones is the pilot-turned-domestic gym teacher at the Academy. Arthur Kirkland is one of his many students. Sometimes, lust gets the best of everyone, but the power of attraction is not the same as the power of love. RP with RipperJak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,868 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - America, England/Britain
Gotta Try 'Em All reviews
It's no secret that America and England can get pretty kinky when they're in the mood for it. But just how kinky, exactly? Well, a little indulgence every now and then can't hurt . . . right? Relevant warnings inside. Kink fic. RP with americalovesthecockpit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/28/2013 - England/Britain, America
Love at a Glance reviews
Sweethearts Week 2013 one-shots from the USxUK LJ Community. Lots of smut, as always, and several selections from last year's poll (which include the King Arthur AU, the nude photography AU, and merman!Alfred). Fluff is guaranteed, because it's our boys we're talking about. Angst will be at a minimum. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - America, England/Britain
What Forever Means to Me reviews
Alfred and Arthur grew up as best friends, despite their differences. They've always been there for each other. But when Arthur's parents withdraw him from school, the responsibility to see Arthur through his new life - as his bond - comes to rest on Alfred's shoulders, and it's not a burden that can be carried lightly when Alfred's parents have different plans for him. Omegaverse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - America, England/Britain
Vouloir, C'est Pouvoir reviews
Garry is a college student in central London, living in his flat-turned-art-studio with a girlfriend he doesn't love and balancing his classes with work shifts at a café. But as he bonds with a certain customer over macaroons and art, he finds in her the someone that he's been missing all along – even though she's only thirteen. AU. Companion to Tokyo-Milk's "Qui Vivra Verra."
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve
Where He Meets the Sky reviews
Alfred hadn't thought he would fall in love at first sight. And he hadn't thought that by falling in love, he would be giving up a part of himself forever. But their fates, Arthur's promise to him, and the inevitable seduction are, ultimately, beyond either of their control. Merman AU, with a poem at the end. For RipperJak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Never Enough reviews
Arthur has wanted Alfred for so long, but with the "golden boy" far out of his league, there's no chance of them ever being together. At least, that's what Arthur thinks - until Alfred comes to him for some casual sex. School AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - England/Britain, America
Desecrate reviews
There is something wrong with Arthur's relationship with his son, Alfred. Something wrong, twisted, sick, disgusting, beautiful. But when Arthur realizes it, when they both realize, it's already too late. The sickness has taken root. Incest, Arthur's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Only You reviews
You can only love someone at a distance for so long before something in you has to break. I only did what I thought I had to. The knife was never supposed to be there, but there's nothing I can do now. Rape. Psychologically dark. Alfred's POV. More warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It Goes Without Saying, Baby reviews
A compilation of my Sweethearts Week 2012 one-shots from the USxUK LJ Community. Categories will range from romance to fantasy to angst and back again, but two things will remain consistent: our beloved boys, and LOTS of smut. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,567 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dearest Brother reviews
Alfred had a happy, wholesome childhood, raised by his older brother, Arthur, after their parents passed away. However, a series of scarring incidents opens his eyes to reality, where he learns that no child should ever take protection for granted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Desperate Measures reviews
De-anon from the kink meme. So what happens when you're the Student Council president, you're tired, and your gorgeous American boyfriend drops in to say hi? Why, you grab him and intercrural-sex him senseless against the wall, of course! Who cares if anyone can peek into your office at any moment and totally see the two of you going at it? UKUS. School AU. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete