MellowInsomniac
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Joined 09-08-10, id: 2531093, Profile Updated: 01-19-14
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Hiya,

MellowInsomniac is my pen name. Y'all can call me Mellow for short. Writing, in all forms, is my secret obsession. I love the idea that something that I write might be able to ilicit some kind of response from someone else.

Hehe.

Writing and cooking are my secret passions under my outer nerdy exterior.

Also anime, manga, music, and video games happen to be my vices. I like to write fanfiction based on any of those four things, so feel free to ask me th write something for ya.

That's about it.

SasuNaruSasu is life.xo

Ja ne

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Cheating by Kaida Matsuki reviews
This was something forbidden, but Naruto couldn't stop. Maybe it was the act that was exhilarating or maybe it was his hormones kicking and tormenting him. Damn, he wasn't sure. All he knew was that Uchiha Sasuke looked like sin incarnate. Someone dangerous. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Coup de Foudre by dax11 reviews
An arranged marriage between royals for the purpose of an alliance between their countries. As they say, all is fair in love and war. SasuNaru. Now including later chapters!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,204 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Lessons Learned by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Sasuke never expected to fall for one of his student's father so quickly. Naruto hadn't expected the teacher to be as fine as he was either. Funny how these parent-teacher meetings tend to work out. AU. SasuNaru. OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,714 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Risks and Rewards by Azshalade reviews
Levi rewards Eren for his had work. Sometimes the risks are worth the reward. Although Levi may be the one to reap the benefits. PWP.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
A Man Has Needs by Wild Rhov reviews
After being under watch 24/7 for weeks on end, Eren is at his wit's end. After all, a man has "needs," and he's desperate to deal with his teenage body, even if that means a certain corporal watches. Levi likes to watch, and Eren likes to see Levi's reactions. Voyeurism/Exhibitionism.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] Hange Z. - Complete
The Final Dare by Daktasinsanity reviews
Eren receives, once again, a dare from Jean but this time there is a twist he did not anticipate. Not to worry Eren will be a happy bunny at the end of it. 3rd part(and last) to Truth or Dare series!
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Control by Simplysheree reviews
Freya Shepard is a BAMF, of that there's no doubt, but there's one man who makes her want give up all her hard won control. Lemony lemony goodness, you have been warned! SHEGA! M for Smut, but little to no swearing!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - James V., Shepard (F), Steven C. - Complete
Kindled by Sharma Wild reviews
"It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible inter-species awkwardness thing." Perhaps the night Garrus and Shepard spent together were both. Inter-species 'relations' can be tricky. Thankfully, EDI is there to help. WARNING! This story contains explicit language and adult themes. Garrus/FemShep. Reviews are welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Murphy's Law by Areah51 reviews
Two shot. When Naruto forgets his shoes and hurries at the supermarket to satisfy a craving, he has no idea that the stupid Murphy's Law would, for once, benefit him. Waiting patiently in queue can, in fact, lead to some interesting development.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glimpse by TheMadKatter13 reviews
Maybe piercings do have a (semi-)practical application after all. AU. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Forbidden Best Friend by Yamanvie reviews
Sasuke glowered down at his book. There was no way Itachi didn't know. His asshole brother must have found out about how much Sasuke wanted Naruto. Or he wouldn't be flaunting his closeness to the blond so outrageously... SasuNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Galaxy's Unlikeliest Hero by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Sequel to Galaxy's Oldest Profession. She survived Omega's Merc gangs. Now, former hooker Shepard strives to determine her place on the Normandy, in Garrus' life and in a galaxy that needs saving.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Priority: Alternate Ending by barlovento reviews
An alternate ending to the Mass Effect trilogy, written for a contest, using the contest hosts canon Shepard. Makes use of the Indoctrination Theory. FemShep: Colonist, War Hero, Sentinel, Garrus LI.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Warm Abyss by MalayaKai reviews
Garrus does his best to get Shepard to let go and experience her first orgasm. Rated mature for a reason, graphic sex. MassKink meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Galaxy's Oldest Profession by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Fireworks by TheMadKatter13 reviews
Sequel to Firework. The night from the club continues at home. AU. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Firework by TheMadKatter13 reviews
One night, while visiting a club, Naruto decides to finally take a dive. Based off the club scenes in Katy Perry's Firework music video. AU. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Barely There by serenbach reviews
After seeing the results of Hawke and Isabela's shopping trip, a jealous Fenris decides that it is past time to reconcile with Hawke. F!Hawke/Fenris, kmeme fill. Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Yin and Yang by aliendroid reviews
Yin and Yang, Light and Darkness two souls that call out to each other. After being mated a rash of murders break out. Naruto is kidnapped, Sasuke must rescue him. A vampiric tale. YAOI! SasuNaru, NejiGaa, ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,406 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Kiba I., Shino A.] - Complete
A Slice of Heaven by TsumetaiYuuki reviews
Sabaku no Gaara was a lonely child, even at the age of five. Uzumaki Naruto was no better off. But when Gaara notices a peculiar little blond tailing him one day as he visits Konoha with his father, how will this affect their destinies? GaaNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Fun Day at the Office by GummiPolacca reviews
Naruto goes to visit the Kazekage. Saucy office sex ensues. PWP. GaaNaru. Warning: Yaoi content! UPDATE: minor edits
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Other Side of the Mirror by dmnq8 reviews
On one side you have the steady friendship of two lonely boys. On the other side... GaaNaru, yaoi, lemon. Sequel to Mirror. Disclaimer in my profile. Requestfic for XxHinaxX.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by Lilianae reviews
It started as harmless flirting right before a meeting, but when you only get to see your lover a few times a year, it's easy to get carried away with making up for lost time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
One Way to Form a Lasting Alliance by Lilianae reviews
With little distractions like ninja wars out of the way, Naruto and Gaara finally have time to hang out and be friends. And to realize it's actually been a long time since they considered each other just 'friends'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Rose Never Smelled This Sweet by amightypenguin reviews
After accidentaly inhaling the scent of a rare plant in Herbology, Ron gives Harry an ear-full.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 199 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What About Now by Blade Redwind reviews
Gaara/Naruto Yaoi fiction. Based off episode 32 in Shippuuden and the song What About Now by Chris Daughtry. Naruto is considering the Chuunin exams. Gaara is emotionally aching and not understanding why. See within and end of page for author's note.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,207 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews
Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lap Dance by Marenfic reviews
Tracy and Link make time in detention. There really should be more chaperones at this dance.
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
How to Make Love: The Wonders of Wanking by Edlama reviews
Thanks to sharing a tent with Naruto, Gaara now knows what a 'boner' is... and promptly decides that he'd like to have one too. Will Naruto be able to overcome his embarrassement and help his friend? Warning: Fluffy Porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Naughty Nympho Ninjas III by michelerene reviews
Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Kissing Booth by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
“What is it you’re selling here?” the redhead asked upon seeing no merchandise inside. The blonde’s face set in a foxlike grin.“Well….this Kazekagesama…is what’s known as a….kissing booth,” he said, sapphire eyes glinting impishly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,675 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Disappearing Act by hermionepuckle reviews
Ron/Harry SLASH - Rated NC-17. George gives Ron a new prototype Wheeze to try with Harry... it has an unexpected side-effect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Carnal Attraction by SerenNoir reviews
Gaara can't help the way he feels around the kitsune. How can Naruto make his socially reclusive friend realize that he needs to learn the art of discretion? Oh, and that he's not gay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Brougham Rhapsody by Yani Cardaria reviews
A day out with Link leaves Tracy feeling the need to assert her claim.
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Tracy T., Link L. - Complete
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
More Than Not Enough by Lasciate reviews
Ron thinks, Harry questions. Ron gropes, Harry gropes back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Full Moons and Diplomats by Kyoui-chan reviews
Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Kamiyasuri by Doombuggy reviews
Gaara of the Desert visits Konoha to greet the new Hokage. Little does he know that Naruto is the new Hokage. What will this do for Gaara’s plans for the blond and will Naruto get to have his one night with the Kazekage before a marriage is planed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
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7 Minutes in Ecstasy reviews
It's the blonde's special day and one of the party-goers suggests they play seven minutes in heaven. The pouting blonde, having initially refused, sits begrudgingly in the wretched circle. 1. They are much too old for this. 2. It's a stupid game anyway. Or so he thought...until the stoic object of his affection's spin lands on him. Shamless PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sins of the Lover reviews
I love you so much that I would sin for you. How much love is too much love? When Haruno Sakura and Hyuuga Hinata look deeper into their friendship, they find more than just love. They find wrath, greed, pride, sloth, envy, gluttony, and lust. OOC, AU EDITED. *Continuation based on reception*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
Rooms-to-Go reviews
Two-shot. Itachi and Naruto ruin their couch after a serious lovemaking session. Naruto complains and to keep his beautiful blond happy, Itachi takes him shopping to an old Rooms-to-Go. Slight OOC, AU. EDITED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dream Catcher reviews
A reoccurring nightmare reduces the village's number 1 hyperactive ninja to a distant shadow of sadness. Sasuke believes he can save the blonde from tumbling into agony by providing him with the secret to peaceful sleep: a Dream Catcher. OOC, Slight Angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mangekyo reviews
After neglecting to inform his lover of his late return, a perplexed Uchiha comes home to find himself caught in an illusion. And tortuously slowly, he learns to never leave Naruto waiting again. *Continuation based on reception*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How I Met Your Father reviews
Uzumaki Naoki is Naruto's son. Uchiha Sasuke is Naoki-kun's absentee best friend. Naruto is Sasuke's…lover! When the two most important people in Nao-chan's life meet, he gets more than he bargined for. Age is just a number, try and stop our love! Tune in to this episode of "How I Met Your Father". SasuNaruSasu,OOC, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Touch Me reviews
After fifteen years of abstinance, Gaara learns the meaning of desire. And it consumes him. Gaa/Naru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,159 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Naruto U., Gaara