Author has written 12 stories for Code Lyoko, Degrassi, and Maximum Ride.
Heeeeey, people of the planet! Samurai + Binna here! Okay, first thing's first. Pleeease don't just look at the length of the scroll bar and go, "HOLY CRAP THIS IS SOOOOOO LONG!" and leave. Our profile is freaking hilarious at times and will make you cry at others. Same goes for our stories. The stuff that's up right now isn't exactly our best, but we'll have more coming up soon! And maybe you'll be into what's up right now. I guess it's up to who you are.
We have a lot of different stuff coming up, so keep your eyes open! As for what's posted now, a few of our stories are just random stupid one-shots, but we're not going to fool around with our writing anymore- much... We've got stuff coming up about divorce, bullying, etc., but don't worry- there will be more stupid one-shots like the Code Lyoko Randomness series. And we plan on branching out a little by writing about new things. This includes Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Ouran High School Host Club, The Latest Buzz, and Spirited Away (and feel free to leave suggestions for other topics in your reviews!) And just to let you know, don't even bother with flames, cuz we just ignore them and mentally hug people who like our stories and leave nice reviews. So don't bother writing any flames about our stories, cuz you probably can't do any better if you have nothing else to do besides going around and telling people they suck.
Names: Samurai and Binna (Oh, you wanted our real names? Well, sux 4 u!)
Ages: Between 10 and 84.333...
Addresses: Not yours. So that just about narrows it down to 15 zillion other places.
Music inspirations: Orianthi(Samurai) and Lacey from Flyleaf(Binna) (Our fave song is Courage. It's a duet that they did. Look it up on YouTube.)
Fave TV Shows: Code Lyoko, Ghost Hunters, Ouran High School Host Club, Degrassi, Danny Phantom, The Latest Buzz, Austin & Ally
Fave Books: The Pull of Gravity, Maximum Ride (novels and mangas), Vampire Diaries
Fave songs: Too many to list
Fave Movies: Spirited Away, Avatar (the 1 w/ the blue people, not The Last Airbender), Karate Kid, The Last Exorcism, Paranormal Activity (#s 1, 2, and 3), Insidious, Never Say Never, Soul Surfer, Woman in Black, The Breakfast Club, Young Guns (both of them)
Fave singers: Bon Jovi, Justin Bieber, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Christina Perri, Avril Lavigne, Greyson Chance, Ember Mclain (We don't care if shes a cartoon! We love her!), Christina Grimmie, Maddi Jane, Rhema Marvane, Orianthi, Lacey, Toby Keith, Cassie Steele
Fave actors/actresses: Jordan Todosey, Munro Chambers, Christine Prosperi, Luke Bilyk, Aislinn Paul, Emilio Estevez
Our "Copy And Paste Into Your Profile" thingies:
~~~EVERYONE ALWAYS SAYS, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?" YOU'VE BEEN RIGHT NEXT TO ME THROUGH IT ALL, BUT I NEVER REALIZED IT UNTIL NOW.~~~
If you think cartoon network needs to get rid of CN Real copy this into your profile (I mean seriously, People?!?! It's CARTOON Network. Emphasis on CARTOON.)
If you think there needs to be at least 1 more season to Ouran High School Host Club, copy+paste this into you're profile.
If you can't freakin' wait for Code Lyoko Evolution next year, copy and paste this into your profile
If you cried when Iggy found his parents and left the group in Maximum Ride: School's out- Forever, Copy and paste this into your profile
If Degrassi changed your life, CAPIYP (If u don't know what this stands for by now u r reeeaaalllly slow)
If you think that everyone who makes fun of Adam cuz he's trans needs to shut up, CAPIYP
If you want to help make a chain of paperclips that goes around the world, CAPIYP (This is my life goal)
If you think Ember Mclain is the best singer ever and you totally became addicted to "Remember", even though she's just a evil cartoon ghost, CAPIYP
Eli: Now, let's talk about something more important, like how you're gonna thank me.
Clare: What did you have in mind?
Eli: Well, i dunno-*Kisses Clare*
Eli*Pulls away* I have a french exam.
Clare: I think you just passed it...
Eli: Someone needs to teach Fitz a lesson.
Clare: 'Cuz that worked so well last time. Can't you two just kiss and make up?
Eli: He's not really my type
Ulrich: I didn’t get a lot of sleep.
"I've got an idea." "It isn't dangerous, is it?" "Uh... No... Odd showed it to me." "Is that supposed to make me feel better?" - Code Lyoko episode 39(Aelita and Jeremie)
"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang
My wife's name was Penelope!- Sir Solomon(Red Riding Hood)
It tore my best friend in half!- Sir Solomon(Red Riding Hood)
Fave "Copy And Paste To Your Profile" thingies:
I have 5 fingers for a reason…
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get in a paddle-boat and save your stupid ass.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Pluto was declared not a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off it's orbit" for a couple of scientist's likings. I'm short and you could say I'm "off my orbit a little." Does that make me not human?! I didn't think so!!! So should that make Pluto not a planet?!?!?! If you think Pluto deserves to be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! =)
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D
If you think TV actually makes you smarter, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
"Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang. If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you want ghost powers, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang copy and paste this on your profile.
If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't find any information about that damn "The Big Movie" for Danny Phantom, season four, even though you have tried for hours on end...post this into your profile.
If you wonder why they would end Danny Phantom but keep Fairly Odd Parents going for freaking forever...post this into your profile.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile
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96 percent of girls said that if Victoria Secret offered them the chance to be a model, they take it. If you're one of the 4 percent who believes that the entire world does NOT need to see almost every inch of your body, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you posted the above "Copy and paste into your profile" thingy while wearing Uggs, copy and paste this into your profile (I'M SORRY, SHEEP!!!!! I LOVE U!).
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
Normal is SO overrated. If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to stop child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"
"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"
"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"
"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"
Anyone can make you smile or cry
Please don't interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."
getting HIGH meant swinging at the playground?
the worst thing you could get from boys was cooties?
'm 0 m' was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran the fastest?
When stupid and shut up were "the s words"?
when-WAR-was a card game
and life was simple and carefree?
remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put this in your profile if you're still 5 inside...no matter how old you are.
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her start crying
When she's scared
When she teases you
When she says that she likes you
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When you break her heart
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
When she re-posts this bulletin
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to Google or YouTube just after you've thought of it, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think that flamers should get a life and stop trying to discourage people, paste this into your profile.
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS.
If you like animals and want to give a homeless one a home, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever eaten a jar of pickles and then drank the juice, copy + paste this into your profile (i do this ALL THE TIME. IT'S SOOOO GOOD!!!!!).
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Don't give anyone who hurt you the satisfaction of seeing you cry.
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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and screams, "Buahahahaha!!!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn, we screwed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
Well, I guess I'm a best friend. Are you?
I am a person that loves to spell things correctly.
I hate people that hate people.
I love peace.
I hate death.
I hate wars.
I love all animals.
I so love Code Lyoko!
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them.
If you have ever come up with a theory about how penguins will rule the world with sporks copy and paste this into your profile
98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot, if you are proud to say you are part of the 2 that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
One of the funniest things i've ever read:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Things To do in Walmart:
1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
7. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
8. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
12.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
13. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.
14. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.
15. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"
16. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
17. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
18. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there- point to a random person- was just about to ask you to dinner."
19. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
20. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you support autistic rights, copy this into your profile.
If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever seen Wicked live, copy and paste this in your profile.
-You wouldn't stop talking about Wicked for months after you saw it, search viciously for pirated videos of it, then started writing and reading Fanfictions about it in every spare moment of the day
-You used to enjoy the Wizard of Oz and now you have unadulterated loathing for it or have a thing against it or hate it with a passion and you didn't watch it for ages after seeing Wicked
If you are a complete and total overly-obsessed, die-hard, green-skinned, magic-wielding Wicked fanatic to the point that your rants and tirades sometimes make the obsession seem unhealthy to others, and are admitedly overprotective of Elphaba, but extremely proud to admit all of this, and are more than willing to openly smack someone as hard as you possibly can with all the strength in your body if and when they say something bad about Elphie, copy/paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:
You now want to throw a brick at your TV every time you watch The Wizard of Oz and Elphaba is melted, but you tell yourself it's all an illusion and she's going to escape with Fiyero, so it's OK.
-You plan to be in Wicked, and if you get there and find that you’re just not good enough then you think that you can move those darn sets.
-If someone who hates you calls you a witch, you take it as a compliment.
-Someone asks you, "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" and you answer Oz.
-You send various people the Wicked script over email or you print it out.
If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile! (I would be perfect for Elphie!)
If you can't watch Wizard of Oz without wanting to throttle Dorothy, paste this into your profile.
If you think Dorothy is nothing but a friendship-ruining, fakeified, Witch-murdering, squealy little brat, paste this into you profile.
If you have attempted to Defy Gravity and have succeeded, paste this into your profile.
If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile
If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!
If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.
If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile.
If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
30 things to do when you catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions:
1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself
2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website
3.Squeal until your lungs give out
5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you
6.Get out a sound recorder; press record
7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir
8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing
9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate"
"Toxic" on a music player
11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome"
12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru, you shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors"
13.Stare for a second then say "You know, you're not really supposed to use vaseline, water based lubricants are better.", take the better lube out of your jacket pocket, throw it to them and stare contently again.
14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them
15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you)
16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image
17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making
18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong."
19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone
tape it for you tube
until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!"
them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out.
23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?"
24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position
25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?"
26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!"
27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!"
28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?"
29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!"
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this onto your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile
If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.
~~If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.~~
You know your obsessed with Danny Phantom when...
You don't trust old lunch ladies. (They scare me...)
Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense. (Even if it's the middle of winter)
You know what Esperanto is. (Um... no.)
You know a few Esperanto words. (Look at above answer.)
You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands (Whenever someone pisses me off i try, and i fail...)
Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius (Well, what else would i think of?!)
You've gone looking for ghost portals (EVERYWHERE)
You want to dye your hair white (Not my whole head, but a few streaks would look AWESOME)
You know the theme song by heart( Memorized it a while ago, and sing it all the time- even in my sleep...)
You can quote parts of/entire episodes (It annoys the crap outa my friends)
You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled (yup. I was PISSED. My mom was like what and i was like danny phantom's ending!!!! She just walked away...)
You cried when Phantom Planet ended (Yup. It was so sad that the show had to end. The ending was freakin adorable though)
You know Ember McLain's song, "Remember", by heart (I sing it all the time! I've showed all my friends!)
You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is. (I'm gunna be one. Right now I'm a pescatarian- only chicken and fish)
You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost (BEWARE!!!)
You know the importance of Emergency Ham (Um... look two lines up)
You think hazmat suits rule (What?)
You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!" (Nope. I stay and look for whoever said that)
You don't go near beauty pageants. (Ew)
It's not Eragon, it's Aragon. (Totally)
You like red berets (hellz yea!!!)
You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus (si)
You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White (Never seen it)
You've tried to capture things in a thermos (Uh-huh)
You named your dog Cujo (My dogs are Mickey and Gizmo)
You searched Google maps for Amity Park (Im going to now!)
You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street (OMG WHERE?!?!?!)
Whenever you get Fruit Loops you search the box for Vlad (Yupz)
When you're shocked you shout out a book title (No but i probably will now)
You've tried to walk through walls (it didn't turn out well...)
You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks (no but I'm going to now)
You don't want locker 724 (YES I WANT THAT LOCKER THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!!!!)
You support Frog's Rights (hell freakin yea)
You don't like biker dudes (ewwwwww)
You know what a Fake-out Make-out is (Yupz).
You've had a Fake-out Make-out. (Nope. All my make-outs have been real)
You brought the bat with the word Fenton on it (better believe it)
You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you (no I'm used to them following me)
You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts(I've been to the circus once in my life)
You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat(IT IS!)
You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is. (I was forced to read about it in school)
You never eat oatmeal at camp(I've never been to camp)
You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher (He doesn't fish)
You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga (Star Wars sucks)
You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani. (Anyone who doesn't really needs to watch the show more often)
You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet (then almost broke the replay button)
You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies (that's just mean)
You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear (no but I'm learning about him in school right now so I probably should)
You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people (i so want to. I'm gonna the next time I'm in a crowded place)
You've tried to fly (and totally succeeded)
You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals (i can't go more than 12 hours)
You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo(yep)
You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (spaz)
Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase (Eh... Pokemon was the original. But I do think of DP whenever i watch it.)
You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios (Yupo)
You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island (WHERE IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)
You named your cat Maddie(Nope. My cat is FatCat)
You think the term 'ghost' is a bit insensitive. You prefer the term 'ecto-American.' (It's like calling an African American person black to their face. It's just wrong!)
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.(I've never applied mascara with my mouth open...)
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any...
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
When life gives you lemons...
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!"
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down.
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.
When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness.
Judge me I'll prove you wrong
Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word.
If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, copy and paste this in your profile..
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
The boy woke up, just 14 years old.
Things You Do NOT Wanna Hear On An Airplane Intercom:
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
I went to a birthday party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
You say pink
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.
If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it.
→ мusíc ís ℓífє ←
Got a problem with me? Solve it
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...
1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
Things a girl needs to know:
1.) How to make food that kicks ass
2.) A boy isn't worth the tears, just let go of him, love doesn't come for a few years yet.
3.) We can do anything that boys can do, but we take it and make it better than before
4.) Our tears are the most precious things in the world, don't show them to anyone you don't care about.
5.) We are flexible and beautiful, don't call yourself ugly or fat!
6.) Make us mad, you better prepare to met your maker!
7.) Girls are way better ninja's than boys
8.) We don't need men to protect us, we can kick butt already!
9.) How to master the evils, it is the best way to make a person uncomfortable if you do it to them long enough. Revenge is awesome.
10.) If a guy breaks your heart, kick him in the shin! If he can't see how lucky he would be to have you then SCREW HIM!
Post this and add on to this, and pass it on to your Friends!
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
20 ways to tell that you are obsessed with Danny Phantom!!
1. You are actually reading this.
2. You write/ read fanfiction about Danny Phantom.
3. You want to punch someone when they tell you that Danny isn't real.
5. You love it when it's cold enough to see your breath because then your ghost sense will go off.
6. Whenever you can't get the answer on a test you know it's D.
7. To ruin awkward silences you ask people if they will be your friend.
8. You know that safty is for punks.
9. Whenever you see someone that looks like you, you ask if they know your arch enemy.
10 Whenever you have an infernal messy room the vacume cleaner does the job.
11. You know that casual friday is on tuesday.
12: Whenever you get a D or lower you sigh and say "a grade worthy of Danny Fenton."
13: When you are in trouble you shout out the name of book titles...
14. ... or something to do with ghosts...
15. ...or a yummy snack name.
16. When you meet your parents collage friends you get aprehensive.
17. You get excited when you relize we aren't talking in rhymes.
18. You are scared to cheat on a test.
19. You want to know why Vlad Plasmius wheres a skirt and has pink ecto beams...
20. You wish your parents would make you a ghost portal.
50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD (Danny Phantom)
1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
a) Hello Kitty
43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
I Think it's time to visit Vlad!!!!!!
YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
...I'm pretty sure I'm a girl...
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Stupid people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
I wish you were here..
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (If you aren't touched by this, you are truly heartless)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned out and stood up. He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black.
But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
I will take this POTATO CHIP... AND EAT IT.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Give me a Kiss.
Girl: There, Now would you Slow Down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him and give him one last kiss. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If YOU CAN'T LOVE CRAZY PEOPLE THEN YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ANYONE TO LOVE
Things to ponder...
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Read the following and boldface things that you have done:
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
Damn, I'm stupid!
95 of teens would go into a panic attack if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who would pull up a lawn chair, grab some popcorn and yell JUMP !!
Dora the explorer is clearly an Illegal Immigrant...
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support,
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, a
4) She's always on an "adventure" to
5)The evidence is so obvious and
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
"Are we fighting?"
You're funny, but looks aren't everything
boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace.
you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway
A day without sunshine is like... night.
"Go forth and set the world on fire." ~ screw the metaphorical, literal all the way
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctor's cute, screw the fruit.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Come to the dark side. Screw the cookies. WE HAVE ELI!!!!!!!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "
I did your mom...
by making you...
If you are fascinated by the fact erasers come in other colors besides pink, copy and paste this to your profile
If you like to fly in video games, copy and paste this to your profile- best part LOL
Save trees: don't do homework!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of sea serpents... for you are stringy and taste good with hot sauce.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends and family.
If you ever wanted to go back in time, paste this into your profile and then press enter for no reason and yell "Return to the Past NOW!!"
If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Robin looked TOTALLY hot in that outfit in Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo, copy and paste this into your profile.
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
are now laughing at your own stupidity
5. You will put this on your profile
6. You still have a stupid smile on your face
If you have food, clothes, and a home, you're richer than 75% of the world;
If you have some money in the bank, you're among the top 8 of the world's wealthiest;
If you woke up healthy this morning, you're more blessed than the 1 million people who will not survive this week;
If you have experienced peace and freedom, you're ahead of 500 million people in the world;
If you can read this, you're more blessed than over 2 billion people who cannot read at all!
Won't you thank God for that?
If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile
Help pokemon rule the world! Copy this on your profile!
If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that it would be fun to be an anime character, copy this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Odd (code lyoko), Ulrich (code lyoko), Ash (Pokemon), Robin (Teen Titans), Beastboy (Teen Titans), Haku (Spirited Away), Kouru (Ouran high school host club), Fang (Max Ride), Iggy (Max Ride)(I don't care if he's blind, he's friggin HOT), Danny Fenton/Phantom- They're both awesome and hot! (Danny Phantom), Eli(Degrassi), Adam(Degrassi)(All you people who think this is wrong cuz he's trans better shut up! He's a guy on the inside and that's what counts!)
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If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is slightly annoying sometimes, copy this onto your profile. (What's that even about?! I bet Martians get past it all the time.)
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you think that it would be fun to be in a cartoon, copy this message into your profile. (i SOOOOO wanna have powers like Danny!!!)
If you think I have too many "copy and pastes" in ur profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Congratulations!!!!!!!! You have survived our insanely long profile!