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Joined 09-08-10, id: 2531448, Profile Updated: 11-11-13
Author has written 53 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: The Original Series, Harry Potter, Godzilla, Hunger Games, Hetalia - Axis Powers, X-overs, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Avengers, X-Men: The Movie, Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

Updates section:

11-11-13: I'm writing this for two reasons. 1) I like this date. 2) I've been gone way too long, but it's a busy time in my life and I hope anyone reading this will pardon my complete inactivity. That's not likely to change any time soon. However, I'm still occasionally writing. I'll be back in full force with some of the things I'm working on (if I ever finish).

Also, if I ever come back, I'd take on a new identity. I'd get a new profile. I'd repost everything (with improved quality) there, as well as my new writings. I'm three years older than when I first showed up on here, which may not seem like a lot, but I've grown and matured in those three years. I want a new profile to match my increased maturity, and there's just too much to be done on this one. So yeah. When/if I move, I'll post the link right up here. Until then, stay awesome and stay reading!

7-14-13: Profile under construction. Pardon my dust…

12/2/12: I am Sherlocked.

IMPORTANT UPDATE ON 4/9/12: As those few people who read some of my stories may guess based on the recent lag in updates may have guessed, I have developed horrible writer's block. I literally cannot become inspired for anything and am as a result extremely mad at my muse. I am even madder because I had a grand total of more than 130 stories written, some complete and some additions to stories I've written previously, were deleted in one fell swoop. As a result, the only story being updated is Dear Fanfiction Writers TOS style! And for that I'm truly sorry.

I'm also sorry when I look at the crud I've been clogging FFN with prior to 8/3/11. Most of the unfinished stories will probably not be finished anytime soon, and the ones that are will be at a much later date. I may rewrite a few, and I may delete one or two, but the point is, I'm moving forward here. The one story which I will most definitely be continuing sometime before the year is out is Echoes From the Past. It's the one story I wrote there that I'm truly proud of, and a truly wonderful authoress in her own right, my best friend both on FFN and off, won't let me discontinue it. So for those few who like it, breathe a sigh of relief. It's not going anywhere anytime soon.

So that's that, people. Sorry about that and best of luck to you all!


Hi, I'm Zelda the 12343rd, and I LOVE the Legend of Zelda! I also love Super Smash Brothers, Harry Potter, and Star Trek! And I'm in the Hunger Games, Alice in Wonderland (2010), and the Lord of the Rings fanbase, too. And I am for some reason a Godzilla fan... aww, heck, forget having me list all the fanbases that I am in! Just look below if you're so curious.

I love to write, so don't be surprised if I write twenty stories at once. And assuming that for every single fic I've written and published, there are about twenty unpublished ones, know that I am a prolific writer. And that doesn't count little ideas I get every other day.

Anywho, I hope you enjoy looking through my profile and my work :)


Fanbases Zell is a part of:

Anime/Manga: Hetalia, Shugo Chara

Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson Series, Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games

Games: Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Animal Crossing, Spore, Minecraft (if possible),

Movies: Star Trek 2009 (which is now a series--hooray!), Alice in Wonderland 2010, X-Men, Marvel Cinematic universe (specifically Captain America, Thor, and the Avengers), Inception, Godzilla

Plays: Shakespeare (hey, he's popular for a reason),

TV: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager, Sherlock, Doctor Who (particularly Nu Who).


Pairings:

I like the following:

Legend of Zelda: Link/Zelda, Ashei/Shad, Colin/Beth, Ganondorf/Nabooru, Linebeck/Jolene,

Mario: Mario/Peach, Luigi/Daisy

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Lily/James (Harry's parents, not his kids), Cho/Cedric, Bellatrix/Voldemort, Lupin/Tonks

Super Smash Bros: Link/Zelda, Jigglypuff/Kirby, Ike/Samus, Mario/Peach,

Godzilla (yes, it's possible to ship the humans from the Godzilla series): Miyuki/Ozaki, Gordon/Ana, Akane/Prof. Yuhara, Emiko/Ogata,

Hunger Games: Finnick/Annie, Beetee/Wiress (sometimes), Snow/Coin (THE ULTIMATE CRACK PAIRING),

Star Trek: The Original Series: Kirk/Janice, Spock/Chapel, McCoy/Natira, Scotty/Mira, Scotty/Enterprise (in humor fics), Sulu/Uhura, Chekov/me, Chekov/Irina (if he MUST have someone), Khan/Marla, Chekov/Martha Landon,

Star Trek: The Next Generation: Picard/Beverly Crusher, Troi/Riker, Tasha/Data, Wesley/Lal,

Star Trek: Voyager: Tom/B'Elanna

Star Trek 2009: Kirk/Gaila, Spock/Uhura, Chekov/me (you can tell whose fangirl I am), Kirk/Carol Marcus,

Hetalia (the only fanbase in which I accept and even like slash pairings):America/Belarus, N. Italy/Germany, Canada/Ukraine, Hungary/Austria, S. Italy/Spain,

Bionicle: Macku/Hewkii, Jaller/Hahli,

Percy Jackson Series: Percy/Annabeth, Silena/Beckendorf, Thalia/Luke, Rachel/Nico,

X-Men: Scott/Jean, Logan/Rogue, Charles/Moira (First class)

Doctor Who: Doctor/Rose/Jack (or any variation thereof),

OTPs:

Link x Zelda (Legend of Zelda/Super Smash Brothers): They just look so cute together! Ever since the first game I ever played as a young girl of some age younger than I am now that I won't be sharing any time soon, I've thought so. This may or may not be influenced by the fact that Zelda is my favorite video game character EVAH!

Mario x Peach (Mario series/Super Smash Brothers): Again, just so cute! He is always rescuing her. Besides, the two are canonically together. Who can argue with that?

Luna x Neville (Harry Potter): I don't know why I find this couple so great, but I've always known Luna and Neville belong together. I was so mad when I learned that they don't end up together, so I dashed off and started a Neviluna fic.

Marth x Caeda/Shiida/whatever you're calling her (Fire Emblem): He seems to really love her. Every fic I've read that includes her have the two being fiercely protective of one another.

Ike x Samus (Super Smash Brothers): Who knows why they're so great together, but I really think that they are! All serious things I've ever written include this pairing for SSBB.

Miyuki x Ozaki (Godzilla: Final Wars): Call me weird, but I've always thought that these two are the cutest couple of the whole Godzilla series. I mean, I actually saw some chemistry between the two. I know that the humans aren't the main focus of the Godzilla series, just there to move the story along. Even so, I might be writing some Miyuzaki (Miyuki/Ozaki. I claim the name for this couple) fics.

Finnick X Annie (Hunger Games): Every time I think of this couple, I just feel so happy! They're the perfect example of true love!

Spock X Uhura (Star Trek 2009): In the new movie, they totally work.

Macku X Hewkii (Bionicle): The most canon of Bionicle pairings. Or at least, in my humble opinion.

Jaller X Hahli (Bionicle): These two are perfect for each other. Must I say more?

Kirk X Janice (Star Trek): I am fairly positive the two are in love with each other. I'll explain my whole theory in time.

Picard X Beverly Crusher (Star Trek: The Next Generation): They're almost the TNG equivalent to Kirk/Janice. And they actually are in love in the TNG canon! How could they not be perfect for one another?


Personal favorites:

I love to write in the humor, friendship, romance, and hurt/comfort genres. Don't ask me why.

The mushier the romance, the better!


The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...(sad, huh? Especially when better stories have less reviews?)

Even if the fic isn't in your normal fanbase and you don't know much about it...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution.


Story Status:

Note: All stories subject to unscheduled hiatus. I have a busy life.

Stories in progress (4):

Behind the scenes of DFW

Rules everyone on the Enterprise-D should know

A Small Town Called Enterprise

Dear Fanfiction Writers TOS Style!

Stories on indefinite hiatus (17):

Super Smash Brothers: Welcome to the real world

Back to the one I love

Brawl Madness

Situations Sulu and Chekov CANNOT let occur

Encircling Hands

Super Smash Brothers: To Smash the ring

Super Smash Brothers: Echoes from the Past

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, Four Shadows

What if Godzilla attacks?

Everybody Joins the Brawl

Godzilla: Final Brawls

Four Swords: Song of the Heroes

School Days: Preschool

Haymitch Abernathy isn't allowed to

Zell's mad questionnaire

Tidbits of Romance

The real final war

Complete stories (27):

Why attack when you can have fun?

10 Things to do in case Godzilla attacks your city

Moments

Not your enemy

TOS Truth or Dare!

We are family

A bad morning for hair

Relationship Advice

Choices

Coincidence? I think not

A Normal Day

Hairstyles

Coincidence? Definitely not

Pinchathon, TOS style

Names

Comparison

Totally Illogical

Traffic

Traffic, TNG version

Rogue's Regrets

Introspection

Silver, Away!

Together

2 am

Only Fair

How about those sundaes?

Stream of Consciousness


Fan art tie-ins to my stories

A brief note: If someone will draw a cover or a piece of fan art for ANY of my work, I will write them a oneshot of their request.

Super Smash Brothers: Echoes from the Past: Chloe, Amanda, Chloe again, Chase,


My OCs

Name: Zell (Zelda12343, me)
Sex: Female
Race: Human authoress
Universe: My own, fanbase universes by means of magic
Age: Like I'm going to tell you
Birthday: Sorry, that's classified
Height: Why would you want to know that?
Eye color: Varies depending on the light and my mood
Hair color: Pink (not in real life)
Hair style: Bob (not in real life)
Right/left handed: Does it really matter?
Abilities: Possessing others, rewriting scenes as I see fit
Skin color: Pale
Clothing: Varies
Weapon: Her pen
Alignment: Good
Current residence: Like I'm going to tell you
Occupation: Authoress
Family: Classified
Personality:
Varies (Bossy, fun-loving, a tad sulky, sappy when it comes to my fictional crush (read TOS Truth or Dare!)
Good habits:
Good grammar
Bad habits: CANNOT UPDATE ON SCHEDULE FOR THE LIFE OF ME
Birth: STALKERISH! ICK!
Childhood: Not telling
Adolesence: Not telling
Adulthood: Not telling
Appears in: Brawl Madness, Super Smash Brothers: to smash the ring, TOS Truth or Dare!,

Etherial:

Name: Etherial

Age: Physically, thirteen (no one knows how old she really is).

Personality: Protective, particularly of close friends (Frodo), jealous

Fanbase: LOTR/SSB

Powers: Magic

Appears in: Super Smash Brothers: to smash the ring


Some info about me as a fan

Legend of Zelda:

Favorite game: Twilight Princess. Those graphics are GORGEOUS!! My other favorite is Minish Cap. It's underrated and under appreciated. The 2D graphics aren't bad either. Besides, it has one of the coolest soundtracks (besides Spirit Tracks).

Least favorite game: I honestly don't have one. I have enjoyed every game that I have played. And yes, that includes Wind Waker. The graphics were a little annoying at first, but I found I liked them by the end.

Favorite character: ZELDA!!! Not often does a princess rock this much. In Spirit Tracks, you can be her, for goodness sake! And besides, I'm a Zelink fan.

Least favorite character: Navi. OBNOXIOUS!!! Also, Tingle. He almost got Vio and Green killed. He's useful in Minish Cap, though...

Favorite soundtrack piece: I have so many...

Super Smash Brothers

Favorite character: Zelda. Zelda. Zelda. She is very fun to play as, very easy for me to control, and very powerful.

Second favorite character: Pit. He controls similar to Zelda (leading me to launch a theory that they're related), and his taunts and vocal acting, not to mention his role in Subspace Emissary, are very cute!

Favorite stage: Honestly, I don't have one.

Least favorite stage: Maybe Spear Pillar. I hate it when the stage tilts!

Harry Potter:

Favorite character (s): Luna, Hermione, Lupin, Harry,


And now for some questionnaires that I've pulled off of other people's profiles and filled in for myself!

Hunger Games sort of meme:

1. Favorite District?

Anything but the capitol. Ick. They're not evil for the most part, just ignorant.

2. Favorite Tribute from HG?

My faves are Rue, Peeta, Katniss, and Foxface. And I guess Thresh...

3. Favorite Tribute from CF?

Katniss, Peeta, Finnick (not because he's hot, but because he's nice), Mags (c'mon, she sacrificed her life for Annie Cresta!), Beetee (though in Mockingjay he scared me a little. His vote in the final election restored him up here, though), Wiress (favorite of ALL time), Seeder (so much like Rue that it's scary) and Johanna (she's got a cool attitude).

4. If you could date anyone from HG series, who would you choose?

Cinna, I guess. I really don't have a crush on him, but he's the one who I'd most like to get to know better.

5. Do you own any HG shirts?

I wish.

6. Are you considered an HG nerd?

I guess.

7. Have you ever had a dream about HG?

Actually, yeah. It was when they tossed Snow into the Arena and had everyone kill him.

8. HG Playlist?

Working on it...


A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)


Naming by District: A fanficcer's guide

District One

The key: Nouns. People from D1 are named after luxury items, literally. Cashmere, Gloss, Glimmer, Marvel. All of these are normal words you might use in a conversation.

Things to watch out for: Names that sound too similar to Glimmer. Names that are just ‘pretty’. Normal names.

Some suggestions: Silk, Wonder, Tassel, Fedora, Poise, Mylar, Ribbon, Gilt.

You’re doing it wrong: Shimmer, Glitter, Sarah, Ann, Rose, Rainbow.

District Two

The key: Ancient Rome. People from D2 are named often according to cognomina from ancient Rome. The same goes for the Capitol. Cato, Enobaria, Clove, Brutus. Some changing to the structure is fine- from ‘Clovis’ to ‘Clove’, for example.

Things to watch out for: Pretty much everything else. Names that just sound cool.

Some suggestions: Carnefex, Justin, Elvorix, Cimber, Valentine, Lupus.

You’re doing it wrong: Seraphina, Mark, Allison, Ebony, Light, Valor, John.

District Three

The key: Think mechanics. Then misspell it. You walk a thin line with D3 names- it’s got to be recognizable. Wiress, Beetee. The roots are ‘Wire’ and ‘TV’. Be creative.

Things to watch out for: ...but don’t be too creative. Names that make no sense. Normal names.

Some suggestions: Fuze, Lasar, Cordin, Gadjet, Drive.

You’re doing it wrong: Jennifer, Outlette, Electronica, Samuel, Holodisc.

District Four

The key: Surprise, surprise, it’s ocean names. Finnick, Annie, Mags. If you look at the meanings, you’ll find that Annie and Mags both reference the sea, and Finnick (fin) is not that hard to reach.

Things to watch out for: Flower names, especially things that grow nowhere near the coast. ‘Pretty’ names.

Some suggestions: Marlene, Ursula, Romy, Caspian, Naylor, Orman.

You’re doing it wrong: Aquafina, Ariel, Violet, Oceania, Neptune, Carl.

District Five

Utterly unknown. Do as you wish.

District Six

Utterly unknown. Do as you wish.

District Seven

The key: There’s not much of one- you’ll see variety here. The guidelines are not quite as strict, as D7 has only two known names, both of which are very different. Johanna, Blight. Johanna is a biblical, functional name, and Blight is a name relating to the foresting industry.

Things to watch out for: Anything that’s just ‘too much’. Overly fancy names.

Some suggestions: Rachel, Peter, Joseph, Twig, Amber, Pan.

You’re doing it wrong: Evangeline, Pestilence, McKenzie. It’s difficult to go totally wrong.

District Eight

The key: Similar to District Three, the key in Eight is to find a cloth, a pattern, a method of making clothes- and misspell it. Or, alternately, don’t. Bonnie, Twill, and Paylor. Twill is a type of fabric, Bonnie is thought to reference ‘Bonnie blue quilts’ from the Civil War, and Paylor is a reimagining of Tailor.

Things to watch out for: You can get away with almost anything, as long as it doesn’t have too many bells and whistles.

Some suggestions: Paisley, Frieze, Jaspe, Kersey, Linsey, Tussah.

You’re doing it wrong: Julianne, Dorian, Garrison, Mayetta.

District Nine

Utterly unknown. Do as you wish.

District Ten

Utterly unknown. Do as you wish.

District Eleven

The key: Flower names, bird names, butterfly names, farming names. Spell it right, spell it wrong. Just be original. Rue (flower), Thresh (method for farming or deliberate misspelling of thrush), Seeder (cedar, or literally, she who seeds), Chaff (the protective casings of cereal grain). I could go on.

Things to watch out for: A plain ol’ obvious flower name. ‘Normal’ names.

Some suggestions: Cama, Thistle, Tanager, Finch, Lupine, Zale, Mimosa.

You’re doing it wrong: Rose, Lily, Julie, Rick, George, Tulip.

-Written and edited by Claratrix LeChatham


The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go…


To the Witch-king: When relying on a prophecy, remember to check the small print.


This section will be devoted to my rants. I am for the most part a very nice person, so these won't be mean. Even so, if you see a topic that you have an opinion on, read at your own risk.

Rant 1: So, imagine the situation: you are the proud author of a story, any story. It isn't perfect, but hey, you love writing it and it seems that a lot of people like it. One day, you receive an alert in your email that your story has been reviewed. You are extremely excited and open it to find none other than a flame. The reviewer is practically screaming "OMG I HATE THIS STORY GO HANG YOURSELF!" As you can expect, it's not the best day.

So, to flamers, I beg you. I beseech you. I demand this. Don't flame other peoples work! It just makes them feel bad and ruins it for the readers out there who actually LIKE the story. I am not saying that you are bad people, I'm saying to try to keep your flames to yourself.

Rant 2: I have lately been having trouble, particularly in the Godzilla and Super Smash Brothers fanbases, finding stories with proper grammar and spelling. Not all of us are going to be the school spelling bee champ (okay, I was three times), or pass their grammar classes, but honestly, it only takes a little effort to get a beta reader. That's why they're created, you know! If you are reading this rant and think it could apply to you, contact me. I'm a beta reader myself, and appreciate it when someone takes the time to use this free service proved by FFN.

Rant 3: This might have a little something to do with the last rant, but I have seen a lot of teens fourteen and younger saying 'I'm (Insert age here) so don't blame me if my spelling is bad'. Well, I have something to save about that. Beta reader. Or maybe just don't use age as an excuse. I have seen plenty of authors and authoresses who claim to be that age who have perfect spelling and grammar. So perhaps it's just a choice of getting off of FFN and actually paying attention in English.

Rant 4: Recently, I have become aware of a major conflict on FFN: The great slash war. A lot of writers are 'OMG YAOI!' and 'OMG YURI!', while others are 'Blech, that's disgusting, stop clogging up ff with that s*t!' I refuse to take sides in this conflict. While I don't really like slash, I don't hate it either, and will read some of it. However, I have some advice for both sides.

To slashers: Some people (I included) see close friendships between two people of the same gender as just that: friendships. If someone writes 'friendship', or 'friendship slash', do not go on there shrieking 'OMG THEY HELD HANDS NOW THEY'RE GOING TO GO OUT!' or 'I WANT SLASH!' That will annoy people. However, if you want to write a slash story about the two characters, feel free.

To slash-haters: No one is making you read slash. If you really hate it, just don't read it. And I have often seen people complaining about 'oh, this character's just got slash written about them'. To those people: why don't you write that non-slash fic you crave? I bet you could do a great job on it!

Rant 5: You know those horrible fics? The ones that rape the canon, feature Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus, and have freakishly horrible grammar? Why the heck do those fics, the one that have obviously had no effort put into them, get so many reviews? Some become internet sensations, even! The author/authoress becomes incredibly famous. It's as though they've done something wonderful.

And then there are the rest of us. There are account users like me. We spend hours writing each chapter, using spell check and hopefully thesauruses. We carefully research canon, and if we make mistakes, we apologize and hopefully fix those errors. Some of us are probably going to be published authors someday. And how many reviews do we get? The most I've ever gotten on a chapter that isn't a TOD/Submit a character was 12. Gah! What did I do wrong? Do I have to be a troll to be rewarded?


Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?


…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring...

...In Remembrance of Tom Riddle...

...Who received so much less than he gave (in terms of pain of course)...

...Who deserved to burn in hell forever.


Put in bold the ones that apply to you...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be playing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(Crazy)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. Okay, seriously though, who doesn't.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA,
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a push over.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m (or sometimes) a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE (or try not to), so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I CHOOSE NOT TO FIGHT, so I MUST be a pushover.
I'm a BIG GUY, so I MUST be a domineering bully
I WRITE FANFICTION, so I MUST not have a life.

Am I the only one who sees how dumb stereotypes are?


Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe
Can't stand me? Sit down
Can't face me? Turn around
Love me? Great
Hate me? Even better
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me
Don't like my style? Don't like yours
Don't know me? Don't judge me
Think u know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it!

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL,
Calling me MEAN won't make you NICE


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.


A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,
Your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home...


Evil-est Book/Movie Villain Awards: (Borrowed from tameera's profile)

Worst villain ever: Prince Humperdink. Reason: First, his name. Second, he failed in anything and everything he did in The Princess Bride. He couldn't kill Westley or Buttercup, etc.

Ugliest villain: Palpatine. No explanation necessary.

Most die-hard villain: Megatron. Reason: Sure, he got killed by Sam in the movies. But he still came back, killed Optimus, and nearly destroyed Earth. The Fallen didn't do any work.

Most Mysterious villain: the first Metal Beak. Reason: Other than his mentioning in the books and his brief appearance in the movies, we know nothing of him.

Random-est/creepiest villain: Carnage. Reason: He has no motive, he just loves bloodshed. He commits mass murder for fun, the monster.

Stupidest villain: Jar Jar Binks. Yes, he qualifies.

Funniest villain: Shredder. Reason: He was modeled after a cheese grater.

Trickiest villain: Khan. Reason: If he wasn't a trickster, Kirk wouldn't have pulled the "KHAAAAAAAN!" repeatedly.

The-villain-that-was-the-EASIEST-to-kill: Devastator. Reason: The rail gun...what was up with that, anyways?

Creepiest villain: Voldemort. Reason: The Horcruxes, the Dark Mark, his face, his MOM.

Most stereotypical villain: Captain Jas Hook. Reason: The mustache is what wins this one.


Evil-est book/movie villain awards

Worst villain ever: Ganondorf. Reason: Um, he's been defeated countless times by an (often) adolesent kid in green. That's pretty bad, even by my standards.

Ugliest villain: It's a tie between Palpatine (A.k.a, Palpy) and Voldemort. This one does not require any reason.

Most die-hard villain: Opal Koboi. Reason: She just keeps escaping and coming back to destroy the world. So far, not all that much success.

Most Mysterious villain: Galbatorix. Reason: We haven't seen ANYTHING of him in the inheritance cycle so far, so we really don't know anything much about his character or reasons for being evil.

Random-est/creepiest villain: The Other Mother (Coraline). Reason: She's unpredictable. She has a creepy manner. And she's still lurking around here somewhere.

Stupidest villain: Capricorn (inkheart). Um, hello, keeping the one thing that could destroy you, not a smart move. I mean, it's a freaking BOOK. And there's a fire eater running around. Duh. I suppose Sauren qualifies for this as well though.

Funniest villain: Darth vader. Reason: Have you seen the 8 year olds wearing his suit? I, for one consider it absolutely hilarious. Even more so when they have the voice changing thingy-ma-bob.

Trickiest villain: This one's a tie between the Spinx (fablehaven), Lady Tamarind (fly by night), Kronos, and Mrs. Coulter. They are all extremely tricky and devious.

The-villain-that-was-the-EASIEST-to-kill: Probably Smaug. Reason: HE GOT KILLED BY A FREAKING ARROW!! HOW LAME IS THAT!!

Creepiest villain: Darken rahl. Reason: He just plain creeps me out.

Most stereotypical villain: Captain Hook. Reason: Do you really need one?


Evil-est book/movie/game villain awards (Mine)

Worst villain ever: Bowser. Reason: He can't defeat a plumber! As a matter of fact, he doesn't even COUNT as a villain

Ugliest villain: It's a tie between Palpatine and Voldemort. This one does not require any reason.

Most die-hard villain: Ridley. Reason: He killed Samus' parents, and now he threatens her every single game (I think).

Most Mysterious villain: Cynder. Reason: For the majority of Spyro: New Beginning, we only see her shadow and hear Spyro and Sparx screaming.

Random-est villain: Zant. Reason: How often the setting around him changes as you fight him

Stupidest villain: Ganondorf. Only an idiot would team up with Zant (well, MY idea of Zant)

Funniest villain: Zant. Reason: When you fight him in TP, make sure you have the volume up. As in completely.

Trickiest villain: Khan. Reason: KHAAAANNN!

The-villain-that-was-the-EASIEST-to-kill: Ganondorf. Reason: He can be defeated with the help of a magic bottle and a fishing pole sometimes. LOLZ!

Creepiest villain: Xilian Leader (Final Wars). Reason: He's obviously insane. C'mon, that evil laughter

Most stereotypical villain: Captain Hook. Duh.


Greatest book/movie/game/etc. hero awards (I wrote this)

Worst hero ever:

Ugliest hero:

Best-looking hero:

Most die-hard hero:

Most mysterious hero:

Worst-developed hero:

Randomest hero:

Stupidest hero:

Smartest hero:

Funniest hero:

Trickiest hero:

Easiest-to-beat-hero:

Creepiest hero:

Most stereotypical hero:


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Stuff 2 do 2day @ Target
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"


334 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! Then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in people’s carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. Throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your Darth Vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. Find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. Get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lie on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell “COOKIE!! COOKIE!! NOOOOOO!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy fries. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the fries above their head like there getting married
116. Look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent (With holes preferably) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Wal-Mart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things
125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like 5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds or attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Have a friend stack a pyramid of shoe boxes at the end of an aisle. Push a cart into it. Yell "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" and run.
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce like a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Get a bunch of Tag bottles and spray random customers/employees while saying "Tag! You're it!"
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!"
307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them.
314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"


Things that you are NOT allowed to do at Smash Mansion (copied from Marth's Curse Reeditized)

"1. The microwave is not a theater for testing explosives, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't run up the microwave budget on your experiments with Coke and Pop Rocks, or eggs. I don't care what you saw on TV.

2. Candy is not meant to go in any orifice other than the mouth, no matter how it is shaped."

"3. Candles are also not meant to go inside the body (anywhere).

4. Glass is fragile. I cannot stress this enough. I hoped you all'd learn after seven jars of jam, fifty fine wine glasses, a pair of specs, my favorite old television, a clock, a computer, a millennium commemorative Mickey Mouse snow globe, and twelve light bulbs, but you obviously didn't, because having written this, I heard Ness break the china."

5. The phone is not a demon that can be summoned by entering a code, and is therefore not meant to dwell in hell."

"6. If you yell at our answering machine, it will not like you anymore. It will not EVER yell back, so stop. It's one-sided.

7. Needles are to be used for sewing, not voodoo. I don't care what the person did.

8. Barbie dolls are meant to keep their appendages attached, and they belong to Nana. They are not food for Kirby or chew toys for the Yoshi. They are also not to be used for voodoo.

9. The stove is not meant to serve as a bonfire, and you should not dance around it clad in a bed linen screaming 'Toga! Toga!'

10. You should also not dance naked around any stove, because we do have company.

11. The camera is not meant to take pornographic pictures of your or anyone else's body parts. No one wants to see them hanging on our fridge ever. Again."

"12. The stuffing is meant to stay *inside* the pillow. If I find it on the floor one more time, you will. Clean. It. Up.

13. The fridge is meant to store food. This does not include any animal's brains, tongue, or hooves.

14. The fridge is not meant to store hostages. This includes any smasher.

15. This also now applies to Assist Trophies. I know you have Stafy hidden with you.

16. Clothes are the only things that go in the washing machine. Cats, dogs, and pickles should be left out of the laundry from now on."

17. People do not go in the dryer. Not even for five minutes."

"18. The lint filter is not meant to be worn as a loincloth.

19. The air conditioning is not 'the breeze from Hell coming to claim us', so I'd appreciate it if you'd stop staring down the vent and screaming at the top of your lungs.

20. The clothing iron is not a weapon, and if Olimar comes in with a triangular burn on his ass one more time, you will all suffer.

21. The clothing iron is not meant to be used on hair. Especially not hair that has just been doused liberally with hair gel, because it will explode."

"22. Speaking of hair products, the following items are not to be used as personal lubricants: hair gel, hairspray, foam mousse, shampoo OR conditioner, conditioning shampoo, tea tree oil, or that sculpting gunk that Peach keeps around.

23. The TV will not react if you scream 'Turn yourself on, idiot box!'

24. The remote is not to be used as *anything* other than a remote.

25. Batteries go in electronics. Not in people, no matter how annoying you may think they are.

26. Massagers and vibrators are not the same thing.

27. A cellphone on vibrate is also not a vibrator, and don't try to get cute and tell us it technically is.

28. The mirror is not a parallel dimension, and it is not a portal to said dimension. I'm tired of laughing at you guys running into mirrors, so I'd thought I'd let you know."

"29. Bunk beds are not to be used for torture devices.

30. No sex in the bunk beds. Ever. Again. We've already had to replace one set."

"31. The fireplace poker is not meant to be jammed up the ass of anyone who rings the doorbell.

32. The fireplace poker is not meant to be rammed down the throat of anyone who rings the doorbell.

33. The fireplace poker is not a weapon.

34. The cuckoo clock is not out to get any of us, and throwing it across the room results only in having to buy a new cuckoo clock."

"35. Pots and pans are not to be used as hats or helmets.

36. Kitchen utensils are not sex toys.

37. Especially not bread knives or steak forks or swords.

38. Especially not the electric carving knives.

39. Especially not the electric mixer.

"40. The blender is not a killing machine. Frogs do not go in the blender.

41. Snakes do not go in the oven. Neither do people. EVER.

42. Thermometers are not 'stripping poles for chipmunks' and this should not ever be an opinion voiced when talking to children. So shut up King Dedede and stop watching 'Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeakuel.'"

"43. The doorbell is not your cue to drop whatever you're doing, crush theater-blood capsules all over your face, and burst out the door screaming that you want people's souls.

44. 'Weenie roast' is not a sexual term.

45. 'Hot dog' is also not a sexual term.

46. When I call you, pick up the phone

47. When Crazy Hand calls, please do not pick up the phone.

48. Teapots are meant to house tea, not alcoholic beverages. It is not cute when you swap the tea with tequila and our guests are stupid enough to drink it."

"49. Curtains are not meant to be worn as togas or climbed. They are not meant to be used as blankets or bed linens, and will not be used to mop up the blood you 'have no clue as to how it got there.'

50. Please wait half an hour after eating. I do not need anyone getting ill/cramps while you are away.

51. Impaling the pillows on spikes of hair is nether funny nor amusing. Apologizing to Ike doesn't excuse you.

52. You should not put someone's weapon in between the windowsill and the open window and slam the poor window down. It is glass. It will break.

53. The flat-iron is not meant to be used in conjunction with anything flammable, including hair gel.

54. No body part is to be doused with water, placed against a steel butter knife, and the knife inserted into an electrical socket."

"55. The electric sockets are not to have anything stuck in them.

56. No groping the women.

57. No going outside after dark. Sonic will get you."

"58. The toilet did not swallow your most prized possessions, and it is scary to wake up at four in the morning to see you screaming into and clawing at the inside of the toilet bowl like a banshee.

59. The toilet is ceramic, and therefore can be broken with a sledgehammer. Stop killing the toilets.

60. No killing anyone!"

"61. The computer is not 'the porno machine' and is not meant to house solely download porn. Therefore, you should not delete every program but the image viewer in order to free up space for download porn. The computer here is purely for emergencies or the finding of information.

62. Body parts do not go in the printer.

63. Clothing does not go in the printer.

64. Animals do no go in the printer.

65. Body parts, animals, and clothing do not go in the shredder.

66. The letter opener is not a sex toy. It is also not a weapon or an eating utensil.

67. It is not cute to take a sharpie and scratch out the 'r' in CROCK POT. We do not appreciate eating out of a 'cock pot.'"

"68. No fighting. Period.

69. The toaster is not a battlefield for GI Joe action figures and My Little Ponies. They melt and run up the toaster budget, and unless you feel like buying a toaster, stop it.

70. You are not obligated to kneel in front of the coffee pot every morning groaning your brains out onto our kitchen floor in need of caffeine. You are not a 'coffee zombie,' and I'd appreciate it if you'd lay off the theatrics. You scarred Lucas last time.

71. The ashes from the fireplace are not to be used as body paint.

72. The broom is not a sword, and you should not be spotted (by the press, *especially*) naked except for the pot on your head (see Rule 35) and the broom you are using to duel against a similarly clad enemy.

73. Putting powdered sugar, baking soda, and every other white substance you find in the cupboard into a roast pot and putting the whole mess into the oven will not result in drugs of any kind, be it heroin, methamphetamine, or cocaine. It results in a big, goopy, bubbling mess, and you will not attempt it ever again on pain of death.

74. No eating all the frozen food. Kirby and Yoshi, I have the fresh food stacked enough for one day.

"75. Backscratchers are not meant to rub the skin raw enough that it gets infected and you have to see Dr. Mario and have you treated for rabies because you decided that you had to catch a rat with it first.

76. Candle lighters are meant for lighting candles ONLY. They do not need to be used in experiments that involve bean burritos and Wario's ass.

77. Re: Candle lighters: Just don't touch them or I'm getting the childproof kind.

78. Running with scissors is not a way to 'accidentally' kill anyone.

79. It is not subtle to rip the chainsaw to life and chase away door-to-door salesmen, realtors and Jehovah's Witnesses.

80. It is not okay to find the only cockroach in the house and eat it. They may be high in protein, and you can argue a case for that, but they will not assist in the augmentation of any body part. Translation: Bugs do not equal steroids.

"81. If something is glowing red, it is generally going to burn you if you put your face on it. Don't come to me or Mario screaming that the demon stove bit you again.

82. Chocolate syrup (not even with whipped cream) is not an accepted article of clothing. Alternatively, you can't try this on one of the girls.

83. The ceiling fan is not meant to be used for acrobatics.

84. Mouse traps shut suddenly. Trying to take the cheese off the trap is not recommended."

"85. Filling up the closet with fur coats and barging into them does not transport one to Narnia. It gives one a concussion and nasty bruises when they collide with the wall, and we have to take the fool to the hospital.

86. Shovels are not meant to dig holes in the wood floor in hopes of falling into Wonderland. Or China.

87. Inhaling helium and saying that you're 'major rockstars' makes everyone think you are crazy.

88. Penguins are not acceptable house pets. Put them back where you got them. Preferably while they're still alive.

89. No swearing.

"90. Putting one end of an extension cord in your mouth and plugging the other into the wall does not have the same effect as three cups of espresso, and listening to any of the villains will only get you in trouble.

91. Putting a helpless bumblebee up your ass will not result in you getting buzzed no matter what the villains say. It will result in YOU explaining to Dr. Mario how the bee stung you on the inside."

92. Setting the minivan- that brought you here- on fire in other driveway with the excuse that you wanted to 'hot rod' is not cute and will get you punished.

93. Setting the house ablaze with disco music playing results in only us being extremely pissed. There is no 'disco inferno.'"

"94. Go to bed on time. I expect you to Brawl tomorrow.

95. The first aid kit will not give AIDS to the first person you touch. You shouldn't even touch it considering Dr. Mario is here.

96. There is enough food for every. I really must stress this Kirby and Yoshi.

97. White glue (or any other color of glue) is not a substitute for hair gel.

98. Superglue will get you in big trouble. Stay away from it unless you want to be explaining to the cops how Yoshi's head magically attached itself to the couch again.

99. Duct tape does not fix flesh wounds. I stress that all too much.

100. Crossword puzzles do not repel the 'vampires in your closet.' Especially if said vampires are your roommates set searching for clothing at seven in the morning.

101. Every single rule is important. Especially this one.


Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

When a character, even an evil one, is about to die, scream "Don't do it!"

During action scenes, contribute your own sport event-style commentary

Loudly point out whenever something or someone from another movie is being ripped off

During scary scenes, scream loudly and grab the hand of whoever is sitting next to you

During romance scenes, eat popcorn as loudly as you can


HERE'S A GOOD JOKE FOR STAR TREK FANS:

How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all lightbulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.


North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist (better than most)
(X) You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
(X) You would surrender in a war situation

(6/10) for North Italy (Aww man... he's one of my faves!)

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
() You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
(X) You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(2/10) for South Italy (Yep, I'm more like Feli)

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
(X) Sausages are your favourite food.
(Well, one of them)
(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(X) You work very hard too hard...
() Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
() You've had issues with money once or twice (>.> yeah)

(4/10) for Germany [Dang... and I am half German]

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature (when I have to be)
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
() You need time to adjust to new people

(5/10) for Japan
[He's one of my faves too... WAAH!]

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome (pfft)
(X) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
() You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

(2/10) for America [Wow...that's funny, actually. I'm American!]

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
()You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(3/10) for UK [Oh...that sucks.]

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense (Fashion? What's that?)
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts (LOVE them)
() You're very flamboyant
(X) You say you're a gourmet

(3/10) for France [Means I'm allowed to be around people!]

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
() You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
() You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong (some of my friends say that...I don't know why)
() You have a big nose
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(1/10) for Russia [Pfft...wow XD]

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
() You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(4/10) for China [Hmm...]

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite (most of the time)
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons' (fictional people don't count!)
() You wear glasses (
I guess contacts don't count)

(6/10) for Austria [Wow...]

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
() You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting(Except in family)
(X)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
()You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated(mostly)
(X)You're bilingual
()You always carry a bear with you

(5/10) for Canada [Aww...]

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
()You like hot weather
()You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
(X) You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(2/10) for Cuba [Well...that's interesting.]

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

() You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
() Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(5/10) for Hungary [And she's the only girl]

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
() You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(2/10) for Prussia (Thank god.)


Random stories

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and Complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!


Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus’ lap. He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be your little girl.

I don’t quite understand what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered why you cried so much.

One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn’t imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day, the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I was screaming and screaming,”Mommy, Mommy, help me please; Mommy, help me.”

Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I thought I couldn’t anymore.Then the monster started ripping my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It didn’t stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you say how much you love me.

I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans to make you happy. Now I couldn’t; all my dreams were shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had done to you.

I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I didn’t know the words you could understand. And soon, I no longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered, “Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels.” I don’t know what abortion is; I guess that’s the name of the monster.

I’m writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted to live. I had the will, but I couldn’t; the monster was too powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I tried to stay with you. I didn’t want to die.

Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster. Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.

Love,

Your Baby Girl

SniffSniff SoOo SaD

If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is
then you will send this to everyone you know to inform them
of how terrible it is if you dont, you’re heartless. Please send
this too anyone you can.


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


Boys... if you are reading this than take notes!Girls...just read and be awwwwwed!
There was this girl and this boy...
She asked him if he loved her.
He said i love you more than anything in this world.
She asked him what he would do for her.
He said i would give you the world in a heartbeat.
Finally, she asked him if he would die for her.

He said i would take a bullet for you anyday.
After this, she broke up with him.
Three weeks later, the boy found out that the girl had died from cancer. She didnt tell anything to him about her illness.
He was devastated.
But what the boy didnt know was that the girl only asked him those things just to hear him say them one more time, and that she broke up with him only because he wo uld be prepared when her death arrived.
A day after that, the boy was found dead with a note in one hand and a gun in the other.
The note said:
you died for me just as you said you would do. So i took a bullet for you, just as i said that i would.
Now send this...
0 = you will see the dead girl in your room tonight.
5 = You crush will realise that you like him.
10 = Your crush will realise that he likes you.
15 = Your crush will ask you out.
20 = Your next relationship will be a long and happy one.
You have 1 hour!!!


Read this. I almost didn't and I'm so glad I did.

They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street.

But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn't hurt. Give me someone to talk to. And I had just seen Reggie's advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didn't look like "Lab people," whatever that meant. They must've thought I did.

But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and
his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which
were brand new tennis balls, his dishes, and a sealed letter from his
previous owner. See, Reggie and I didn't really hit it off when we got
home. We struggled for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to
give him to adjust to his new home). Maybe it was the fact that I was
trying to adjust, too. Maybe we were too much alike.

For some reason, his stuff (except for the tennis balls - he wouldn't go
anywhere without two stuffed in his mouth) got tossed in with all of my
other unpacked boxes. I guess I didn't really think he'd need all his old
stuff, that I'd get him new things once he settled in but it became pretty
clear pretty soon that he wasn't going to. I tried the normal commands the
shelter told me he knew, ones like "sit" and "stay" and "come" and "heel,"
and he'd follow them - when he felt like it. He never really seemed to
listen when I called his name - sure, he'd look in my direction after the
fourth of fifth time I said it, but then he'd just go back to doing
whatever. When I'd ask again, you could almost see him sigh and then
grudgingly obey.

This just wasn't going to work. He chewed a couple shoes and some
unpacked boxes. I was a little too stern with him and he resented it, I
could tell. The friction got so bad that I couldn't wait for the two weeks
to be up, and when it was, I was in full-on search mode for my cell phone
amid all of my unpacked stuff. I remembered leaving it on the stack of
boxes for the guest room, but I also mumbled, rather cynically, that the
"damn dog probably hid it on me."

Finally I found it, but before I could punch up the shelter's number, I also
found his pad and other toys from the shelter.. I tossed the pad in
Reggie's direction and he snuffed it and wagged, some of the most enthusiasm I'd seen since bringing him home. But then I called, "Hey, Reggie, you like
that? Come here and I'll give you a treat." Instead, he sort of glanced
in my direction - maybe "glared" is more accurate - and then gave a
discontented sigh and flopped down. With his back to me.

Well, that's not going to do it either, I thought. And I punched the
shelter phone number.

But I hung up when I saw the sealed envelope. I had completely forgotten
about that, too. "Okay, Reggie," I said out loud, "let's see
if your previous owner has any advice."...

To Whoever Gets My Dog:

Well, I can't say that I'm happy you're reading this, a letter I told the
shelter could only be opened by Reggie's new owner. I'm not even happy
writing it. If you're reading this, it means I just got back from my last
car ride with my Lab after dropping him off at the shelter. He knew
something was different. I have packed up his pad and toys before and set
them by the back door before a trip, but this time... it's like he knew
something was wrong. And something is wrong... which is why I have to go to
try to make it right.

So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond
with him and he with you.

First, he loves tennis balls. the more the merrier. Sometimes I think he's
part squirrel, the way he hordes them. He usually always has two in his
mouth, and he tries to get a third in there. Hasn't done it yet. Doesn't
matter where you throw them, he'll bound after it, so be careful - really
don't do it by any roads. I made that mistake once, and it almost cost him
dearly.

Next, commands. Maybe the shelter staff already told you, but I'll go
Over them again: Reggie knows the obvious ones - "sit," "stay," "come,"
"heel." He knows hand signals: "back" to turn around and go back when you
put your hand straight up; and "over" if you put your hand out right or left.
"Shake" for shaking water off, and "paw" for a high-five. He does "down"
when he feels like lying down - I bet you could work on that with him some
more. He knows "ball" and "food" and "bone" and "treat" like nobody's
business.

I trained Reggie with small food treats. Nothing opens his ears like
little pieces of hot dog.

Feeding schedule: twice a day, once about seven in the morning, and again
at six in the evening. Regular store-bought stuff; the Shelter has the
brand.

He's up on his shots. Call the clinic on 9th Street and update his info
with yours; they'll make sure to send you reminders for when he's due. Be
forewarned: Reggie hates the vet. Good luck getting him in the car - I
don't know how he knkows when it's time to go to the vet, but he knows.

Finally, give him some time. I've never been married, so it's only been
Reggie and me for his whole life. He's gone everywhere with me, so please
include him on your daily car rides if you can. He sits well in the
backseat, and he doesn't bark or complain. He just loves to be around
people, and me most especially.

Which means that this transition is going to be hard, with him going to live
with someone new.

And that's why I need to share one more bit of info with you...

His name's not Reggie.

I don't know what made me do it, but when I dropped him off at the shelter,
I told them his name was Reggie. He's a smart dog, he'll get used to it
and will respond to it, of that I have no doubt. but I just couldn't bear
to give them his real name. For me to do that, it seemed so final, that
handing him over to the shelter was as good as me admitting that I'd never
see him again.

And if I end up coming back, getting him, and tearing up this letter, it
means everything's fine. But if someone else is reading it, well... well
it means that his new owner should know his real name. It'll help you bond
with him. Who knows, maybe you'll even notice a change in his demeanor if
he's been giving you problems.

His real name is Tank. Because that is what I drive.

Again, if you're reading this and you're from the area, maybe my name has
been on the news. I told the shelter that they couldn't make "Reggie"
available for adoption until they received word from my company commander.
See, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I could've left Tank
with... and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to
Iraq, that they make one phone call the the shelter... in the "event"...
to tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. Luckily, my colonel
is a dog guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. He said he'd do
it personally. And if you're reading this, then he made good on his word.
Well, this letter is getting to downright depressing, even though, frankly,
I'm just writing it for my dog. I couldn't imagine if I was writing it for
a wife and kids and family. But still, Tank has been my family for the
last six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family.

And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family and that he
will adjust and come to love you the same way he loved me.

That unconditional love from a dog is what I took with me to Iraq as an
inspiration to do something selfless, to protect innocent people from those
who would do terrible things... and to keep those terrible people from
coming over here. If I had to give up Tank in order to do it, I am glad to
have done so. He was my example of service and of love. I hope I
honored him by my service to my country and comrades.

All right, that's enough. I deploy this evening and have to drop this
letter off at the shelter. I don't think I'll say another good-bye to Tank,
though. I cried too much the first time. Maybe I'll peek in on him and
see if he finally got that third tennis ball in his mouth.

Good luck with Tank. Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss
goodnight - every night - from me.

Thank you, Paul Mallory

I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure I had heard
of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local
kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver
Star when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at
half-mast all summer.

I leaned forward in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at
the dog. "Hey, Tank," I said quietly. The dog's head whipped up, his ears
cocked and his eyes bright.

C'mere boy."

He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor.
He sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadn't
heard in months.

"Tank," I whispered. His tail swished. I kept whispering his name, over
and over, and each time, his ears lowered, his eyes softened, and his
posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just seemed to flood him. I
stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried my face into his scruff and
hugged him.

"It's me now, Tank, just you and me. Your old pal gave you to me." Tank
reached up and licked my cheek. "So whatdaya say we play some ball? His
ears perked again. "Yeah? Ball? You like that? Ball?" Tank tore from my
hands and disappeared in the next room.

And when he came back, he had three tennis balls in his mouth.

I was in tears by the end of this!


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PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Fanmade Hunger Games:

On 1-26-11, I, Zelda12343, claim all rights to the fanmade Hunger Games sheet. This isn't strictly Hunger Games Fandom, but you won't be able to understand it if you haven't read the Hunger Games. You may use it on your profile if you want, but give me credit! Or I'll send you into the Hunger Games!

This list is a fanmade list of characters from different fanbases and how they'd fare if sent into the Hunger Games pitted against each other.

Reaping Time!

District 1 Male Tribute (Kind of killed easily assuming that they are a career): Ganondorf, Legend of Zelda Reason: The king of evil can't kill a little kid. Come on. I don't care that he's the chosen hero, I still think that it's stupid that he can't get him. After all, he's got the Triforce of Power!

District 1 Female Tribute (Gorgeous, killed because they let their guard down): Reason:

District 2 Male Tribute (Obsessed with death and destruction, usually is the second-to-last or something close, brutal, the embodiment of the idea of a Career): Reason:

District 2 Female Tribute (Also brutal, usually a friend to district partner, sadistic): Reason:

District 3 Male Tribute (Genius, not the best fighter): Chekov, Star Trek 2009/TOS Reason: Do you remember the scene in Trouble With Tribbles in which Chekov cannot hurt a klingon no matter how much he punches him? And in 2009, he was a genius.

District 3 Female Tribute (A little insane, genius, not the best fighter): Reason:

District 4 Male Tribute (Sea-associated, good-looking): Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson and the Olympians Reason: He's a freaking demigod son of the sea god! And apparently very good-looking.

District 4 Female Tribute (Sea-associated, strong swimmer, good person): Tetra, Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Reason: Pirate leader. I'd think she's associated with the sea...

District 5 Male Tribute (Insert anything here): Reason:

District 5 Female Tribute (Insert anything here): Reason:

District 6 Male Tribute (Morphling addict): Reason:

District 6 Female Tribute (Morphling addict): Reason:

District 7 Male Tribute (Lumberjack, rather tough): Reason:

District 7 Female Tribute (Lumberjack, sarcastic and tough) Reason:

District 8 Male Tribute (Textile Production): Reason:

District 8 Female Tribute (Textile Production, kind of dim): Reason:

District 9 Male Tribute (Insert anything here): Reason:

District 9 Female Tribute (Insert anything here): Reason:

District 10 Male Tribute (Livestock): Reason:

District 10 Female Tribute (Livestock): Reason:

District 11 Male Tribute (Really strong): Reason:

District 11 Female Tribute (Sweet, friendly): Reason:

District 12 Male Tribute (Friendly, intelligent or surly, intelligent): Reason:

District 12 Female Tribute (Rebellious, survival-driven, very smart): Tally Youngblood, Uglies Reason: She reminds me so much of Katniss. She can survive through anything, almost single-handedly takes down the system, and is obviously really smart

Reactions to being reaped or volunteering:

Ganondorf: Oh, crud. No more killing Link for me, I guess. I wonder if I could use my powers in the arena...

Chariot costumes:

Chariot Ride:

Tributes' views of one another

Training:

What to impress the gamemakers:

Training scores:

Interview:

Game Strategy:

Likely alliances:

Reaction to victory:

Final interview:

Any lasting damage?


A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape. Or vodka. Apparently according to the MythBusters, vodka can do ANYTHING!

If you are part of the .000000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace or Facebook, copy this onto your profile.


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.


1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

121.) When fighting deatheaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

128.) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

129.) I will not shave Mrs. Norris.

130.) I will not reenact Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall.

131.) I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark.

132.) Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

133.) I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".

134.) It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".

135.) Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

136.) There is no "open-mike night" at Hogwarts.

137.) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

138.) The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, blond, pale-eyed and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support.

139.) I will not cover myself in ectoplasm and walk out of a fireplace, saying I took the "Flu Network".

140.) There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

141.) I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather.

142.) Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.

143.) If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.

144.) I will not encourage the Holse Elves to form a union.

145.) Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention.

146.) When detained by dementors, I do not have a right to a strip search.

147.)Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

148.) I am not a Vampire Slayer and Professor Lupin is not my Watcher. Nor will I attempt to stake Professor Snape.

149.) If I spot the Dark Mark I shall not shout 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, HO!'

150.) Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die. (Is this Star Wars or The Princess Bride?)

151.) I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

152.) Yelling 'To infinity and BEYOND!' was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

153.) I am not allowed to scare the first-years by screaming "I'm melting! I'm meeeeeeeeeeeltiiing!" while they are in the showers.

154.) Hogwarts is in the UK, thus the United States Constitution does not apply to any of its students. Therefore, 'Avada Kedavra' does not fall under First Amendment freedom of speech rights.

155.) Watching "The Food Network" is not equivalent to sitting NEWT-level Potions classes.

156.) When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is '42'.

157.) Telling Lucius what he could do with his staff... is not advisable.

158.) There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

159.) Voldemort, after being defeated, did not get served.

160.) I will not offer Professor McGonagall lasagna.

161.) I will not attempt to repel Dementors by covering myself in chocolate body paint.

162.) "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

163.) Despite the appearances of the employees and the vaults, Gringotts is not the entrance to the Labyrinth.

164.) I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

165.) I will not invite Professor Snape to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". That goes double for Voldemort.

166.) I'm not on Survivor, and therefore I'm not allowed to vote people out of the common room.

167.) It is not respectful to use a Polyjuice potion to become Lord Voldemort’s look-alike and glare at every person within three feet of me

168.) – Neither should I steal Harry Potters’ wand to complete the outfit

169.) It is not a good idea to teach Peeves pick-pocketing, lock-picking, or any similar thing

170.) – neither is it to convince him to join my side in return

171.) No matter how creepy and abandoned some of the towers are, I will not find Johnny Depp with scissors for hands in any of them.

172.) I will stop telling tree-huggers to go visit the Whomping Willow.

173.) However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.

174.) I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid.

175.) I will not give Voldemort a toupee to hide his baldness.

176.) I will not steal Veritaserum from Snape’s store and add some to the teachers’ morning tea.

177.) The phrase “Good dragon, nice dragon, please don’t kill me,” doesn't work.

178.) I must not point at Voldemort and say “I taught him everything he knows.”

179.) I will not tell Umbridge “Voldemort says, ‘Hi,’” every time I see her.

180.) I should not tell Cho Chang Cedric came to me in a dream and wanted me to tell her something, but I woke up before he did.

181.) I should not tell Umbridge that I have a doggie named “Fluffy” she would like to meet. But I will anyway.

182.) I must not convince Cedric to wear a red shirt on the last task of the Triwizard Tournament.

183.) I will not say, “What’s the sitch?” into the Order’s two-way mirrors.

184.) A hug is not all Snape needs.

185.) I can not call Professor Snape “the Sheriff of Nottingham”.

186.) I am not to sing “That’s So Raven” when passing Ravenclaws in the corridors.

187.) I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”.

188.) I must not tell Umbridge that some centaurs have invited her to a party.

189.) I shall not tell Snape, “There is a thing called shampoo in the world.”

190.) I will not refer to Professer Dumbledore as ‘Tim the Enchanter’

191.) I must not yell “She-who-must-not-be-named is coming!” every time Umbidge walks down the hall.

192.) I shall not say, “I heard that if you hug Voldemort he won’t kill you,” to the first years.

193.) Professor McGonagall likes her milk in a glass, not a saucer.

194.) Wolf whistling at Lupin when he walks by is not funny.

195.) I must not bewitch the door to Professor Snape’s office so that it will only open if he says, “Business in front; party in the back!”

196.) When I see Professor Umbridge, I will not say, “There you are, Trevor. Neville has been looking all over for you.”

197.) Dementors don’t like it when you walk up to them and ask if they are the Ghost of Christmas-Yet-To-Come.

198.) When someone pulls Godric Gryffindor’s sword out of the Sorting Hat, I will not say, “You have acquired the Master Sword.”

199.) Saying, “Accio brooms” while first years are having flying lessons isn’t nice.

200.) I am not to ask, “Voldemort: boxers or briefs?”

201.) Mad-Eye Moody’s moto is “constant vigilance” not “custard pudding”.

202.) I do not have a Dalek patronus.

203.) I must not moon Professor Lupin. Even if his nickname is “Moony”.

204.) Voldemort’s nickname is NOT “Filthy Half-Blood”.

205.) Under no circumstances may I ask Harry Potter how his quest to destroy the One Ring is going.


Quoting time!!

"Heya!" Link, just about all of The Legend of Zelda games.

"That was awkward, you big b*tch!" Midna, if you listen to her vocal effects on the GameCube (I think) just after you fight Zant; The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

"Hey, you're not supposed to talk!" Zelda, Brawl Taunts

"Papa told me that a lady will always beat a man in a fight, because of two things. One, they don't have the epic weak spot. Two, they have the mental advantage. I didn't really get the second part." Bowser Jr, SSBB oneshots

"Khan: I have no life!
McCoy: Well, then, get one, dammit!"
TOS Truth or Dare!

"Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi,Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Luke Skywalker: What's one of the first things you learned in training to be a Jedi?
Ben Skywalker: Don't cut your own head off with your lightsaber.
Luke: After that.
Ben: Your eyes can deceive you. Be mindful of your feelings. Girls are fun but dangerous. Lando has extra cards up his sleeve.
Luke: Well, the truth is in there somewhere… -Fate of the Jedi: Outcast

"You shall not pass!" Gandalf, Fellowship of the Ring

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"PO-TA-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!" -Sam Gamgee, Lord of the Rings

"You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George Weasley, Sorcerer's Stone

Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance you will have to toss me!...Wait, wait, wait...don't tell the Elf.
Aragorn: Not a word. -The Two Towers

Bones: "Do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate postprandial, upper-abdominal distention. Now, out of the way! Get out of the way!"
(They enter the operating room)
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1. Not allowed to sing “Black Powder and Alcohol” to the students. Especially not allowed to substitute ingredients that will result in napalm and methamphetamine instead.

2. Crucifying toads. Bad idea.

3. Not allowed to collect blood and/or hair samples from students or staff for potion-making. This includes Mrs. Norris.

4. Not allowed to train Hagrid’s pets into attacking Gryffindors.

5. May not call any members of the Ministry of Magic untrustworthy, corrupt slime. Not even Fudge. Ok, especially not Fudge.

6. Even if I still have the receipt for the last bribe I gave him from Lucius.

7. Must never tease Trelawney about what she puts in her incense.

8. May not sell any Weasley into slavery.

9. Gozer does not live in my supply cabinet. You’d be surprised what does, though.

10. The Forbidden Forest is not full of yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell first-years that it is.

11. I cannot trade McGonagall to the Death-Eaters for McNair, Avery, and a DE to be named later.

12. “Poppy” is Madam Pomfrey’s nickname, and not what she dispenses.

13. May not conduct psychological experiments on staff members or students.

14. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.

15. While under Veritaserum.

16. 'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long-term goal to give Lord Voldemort. Or Dumbledore, for that matter.

17. Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war". Not even Pettigrew.

18. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question Dumbledore asks me. Only Trelawney gets to do that.

19. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on school time.

20. Must wash my hair even if it tampers with my 'Sampson like powers'.

21. Must not taunt the Hufflepuffs.

22. Not allowed to appeal to mankind's baser instincts in Death-Eater recruiting posters. God only knows why.

23. Not allowed to put up Death-Eater recruiting posters on school property, not even in the Slytherin Common Room.

24. May not make posters depicting the leadership failings of my chain(s) of command. Neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort have any sense of humor that way.

25. It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, no longer applies to Professor Snape.

26. There are no evil clowns living under my bed.

27. Except Peeves.

28. Nerve gas is not funny, not even at a Dark Revel.

29. Must not tell any Death-Eater that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true.

30. Visiting Irish wizards are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'. Now Flitwick, on the other hand, has a right to be worried.

31. Potions Class should not end in tragedy.

32. I may not produce or perform in “Hogwarts: The Full Monty”. Nor may I encourage any student or staff to do so.

33. Not even Madam Hooch.

34. May not use Harry Potter as a body shield if Voldemort invades the school.

35. May no longer decorate the Great Hall for any function.

36. May not give Professor Sprout any plant named “Audrey”.

37. May not feed Longbottom to “Audrey”.

38. May not bring Moaning Myrtle as my date to the Yule Ball.

39. May not put banned substances on the Gryffindor Quidditch brooms just before a match (see attached list).

40. May not encourage Fred or George Weasley to boobytrap the Sorting Hat.

41. May not bring Longbottom to any Death-Eater function in the hopes he will ‘fix’ Voldemort’s latest potion.

42. Even if the resulting explosion will leave a smoking crater a quarter-mile in diameter, thus resolving at least two of my major problems.

43. May not send a charmed rubber rat across the floor of the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom in hopes that Lupin will chase it.

44. Or send Sirius Black a flea collar in Extra Large. Though he could use it. “Dances with wolves, sleeps with fleas”.

45. When asked to give a few words at a ceremony or staff meeting, ‘Romper Bomper Stomper Boo' is probably not appropriate.

Besides, that’s Dumbledore’s job.


25 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.


My movie's soundtrack:

Opening credits: Dvorak's New World Symphony 1st movement (Excitement central)

Waking up: Good morning song (from Singin' in the rain. I always love it, and as I try to be a cheerful person, I think this fits)

First day at school:

Making new best friend:

Falling in love:

Breaking up:

Prom:

Graduation:

Life's okay:

Death of a close friend:

Mental breakdown:

Driving:

Flashback:

Getting back together:

Birth of a child:

Wedding scene:

Car accident:

Final battle:

Death scene:

Funeral song:

End credits:

Deleted scenes:


Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

i had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

FINE= the real definition:

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. (what do you do if you're all of the above????)

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Tell the truth and run.

Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does. (veeeery true)

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Ever wonder why doctors call what they are doing a "practice"?

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? (think about this one for a while)

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you want a boy like this copy and paste this into your profile.


Best Friends

When you cry, I cry

When you laugh, I laugh

When you hurt, I hurt

When you jump off a bridge, I get a paddle and save your retarded self. Lol

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents and grandparents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, and GRAMS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

Good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Good Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Good Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "That was awesome! Lets do it again!"

Good Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Good Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Good Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Good Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Good friend: asks why you're crying

Best friend: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever


A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will help you when your confused. A best friend will act like nothings wrong but use "small words".

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - girl - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend already has you on speed dial.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A good friend will give you a cookie when you're down. A best friend will help you plan revenge...

A good friend will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A best friend has already hidden your keys so neither one of you will find them and will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. A best friend calls your parents MOM and DAD.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...It'll turn up sooner or later."

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend asks nicely for your stuff. A best friend just shouts ‘GIMME!!’

A good friend waits to call you until a reasonable hour. A best friend calls you at 2 in the freaking morning.

A good friends will pick you up when your down. A best friend will push you back down and laugh.

A good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend. A best friend will yell 'No She's Mine'.

A good friends won't let you do stupid things. A best friend won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

A good friends will take you to buy a pregnancy test. A best friend will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

A good friends will buy you lunch. A best friend will eat yours.

A good friend will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. A best friend will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will pull you back down when you try to stand up because you pulled her down when she tripped you.

A good friend will E-mail you once a month to try and keep in touch once college and life have separated you. A best friend won't see you for six months and when your together again it's like you were never apart.


How to Tell if You're a Writer (this is so me...)

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

(If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.


You are a writer IF...

-If you talk to yourself. (Alll the time... Shakes head sadly)
-If you write down your actions in your stories and on your profile.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie/chocolate/icing (I eat a LOT of sugar...) in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine (or ramen and soda).
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-Ifyou tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have O.C.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D (or A.D.D., or A.D.H.D.).
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense (I hate it when I do that).
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care for this poor girl

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


A black man walked into a bar and the white barman said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was

BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.


67 Thing Guys Need To Know About Girls

1. All girls secretly love a guys who can sing. (MEGA-Turn-On)
2. Just so you know, girls don't want to smell you from 10, 6, or even 2 feet away. (lay off the Axe)
3. Girls HATE players!!
4. Most girls would rather cuddle than make-out (unless they're sluts).
5.We love it when you put your arm around us at the movies (especially the scary ones).
6. We don't need you to be Superman. We just need you to be there.
7. Please, if you really need to talk about your size, use your guy friends, not us.
8. Pretty much all girls like to talk about something, so feel free to call us.
9. Bad breath is a major EWWW!
10. We LOVE surprises, that is, the good ones.
11. Don't ever try to impress us by cursing or fighting. It doesn't work; you just look like a jerk.
12. When you pick on the girl you like, she won't think your interested or cool. She'll just think that you're mean. (Ah the logic...of girls...)
13. Every girl wants to feel special, even if it's just to you.
14. Being able to make your girl laugh=MAJOR brownie points!
15. Good hygiene is a must! So go home, put on some deodorant, brush your teeth, and please shower every once in a while...
16. We tend to have good memories, so you should probably think before you speak. If you say the wrong thing, it won't be forgotten.
17. Guitarists=sexy Pianists=sensitive...and sexy
18. We absolutely HATE it when you break a promise to us. It completely devastates us.
19. Here's something that girls are taught: When a guy says that you're hot, he's looking at your body. When he says that you're pretty, he's looking at your face. When he says that you're beautiful, he's looking at your heart. Remember that when you compliment a girl...
20. Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what the hell a guy means when he says that she's "cute".
21. We can tell when you aren't listening, and, yeah, it kind of pisses us off. If were boring you, at least have the decency to tell us!
22. When we say the we're cold, we either want you to come closer or give us your jacket. Tip: If you really want to impress your girl, hold her tight and put your jacket around her while you're still wearing it. Its amazingly romantic! (as long as you don't grope her)
23. Hugs can mean more than kisses sometimes.
24. If you wait for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by. In other words, if you want to ask her out, just do it!
25. We'd really appreciate it if you didn't hold the things we do during our time of the month against us. It isn't exactly our fault, and we aren't being ourselves.
26. Please don't try to act like you know how it feels to have a period. You don't. Not joking. Do. Not. Try.
27. Please give us the same respect you would to any other human and look us in the eyes. (yes, we do notice when your eyes wander)
28.We want the same respect that you give to other guys, but we really don't want you to treat us like them...(chest bumps are never okay)
29. Never cheat!! Girls know how to spread news fast so you don't just ruin one relationship, you prevent others from happening too.
30. When you're on a date with a girl, keep your eyes on her face and off other girl's bodies. That's just rude.
31. Not all girls are about money. The one who are give us all a bad name.
32. It's weird when you take longer to get ready than we do...it raises questions about you masculinity.
33. If you ask us nicely, we'll usually answer in the same way.
34. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
35. Not all women are bad drivers.
36. Not all women are ditzes.
37. Anything you say or do with another girl that you don't want us to know about is considered cheating.
38. When you say you don't like it when we wear makeup, don't just leave it at that. It helps to tell us why.
39. It absolutely floors us when you know our favorite color, shoe size, flower, T.V. show, movie, artist, etc. See, we aren't that hard to please.
40. This one may seem weird. We love keeping your hoodies/jackets because: they remind us of you, they smell like you, and it makes us feel like you're there holding us even when you aren't.
41. NEVER EVER HIT A GIRL!! Even if she hits you first...it's just wrong.
42. When you're dating a girl and you introduce her to your friends, you had better say that she's your girlfriend.
43. When it comes to gifts, we'd prefer something that has meaning rather than something with a big price tag.
44. The best thing that you can be to any girl is her friend. Friendship always comes before any good romantic relationship.
45. Have I mentioned that we like respect?
46. A girl who wants to be the center of your universe isn't very mature or realistic...
47. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means she's attracted to you, but she's afraid that she'll be showing too much. (Bullcrap)
48. When you calm a girl down (and believe me, you will need to do this someday), try your hardest to make her laugh, but never make her feel stupid for being so worked up in the first place.
49. If you go through our purse, you probably won't like what you see. So please stop.
50. Keep in mind that pretty much every girl has a group of guys (friends, brothers and her Daddy) who will beat the crap out of you if cross the line.
51. Girls don't like show-offs. Just be yourself. We'll like you better that way and if a girl doesn't like the real you, she's not worth your time.
52. Don't hold how many boyfriends she's had in the past against her. That will just tick her off.
53. If she lies to you, forgive her, don't hold it against her and forget about it.
54. If you wear guyliner, make sure it looks good before you leave. We will try to wash it off if it looks bad.
55. We want your sympathy.
56. Ask us if we want something before you buy it.
57. If we catch you cheating on us, don't pretend and lie and say you didn't. We can see further than dollar bills and crystals.
58. Say you love us and mean it. If not don't say it.
59. If we have guy friends that were there before you, don't get jealous.
60. We like guys with good teeth.
61. If you sleep in your mom's living room, most of us are kicking you to the curb.
62. We like some one who really cares and doesn't just use girls to get into their pants/skirt.
63. Sometimes we don't want to go a mushy movie with you. Sometimes we just want to do something with you to make you laugh.
64. Don't interrupt us.
65. When you ask us out and we say yes, it means you're worthy enough for us to actually give you a chance! Don't go around saying you're not worthy because if you weren't, you never be with us.
66. Inside we probably really do love you.
67. When we have the same lunch as you, don't ask to just sit with your friends that day.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!


This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Frito's:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowena iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

26. On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

29. On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you
(Great go ahead and ruin a child's hopes and dreams)


1.YOUR REAL NAME: NO! I'M NOT TELLING YOU! FOR GOD'S SAKE, PEOPLE, MUST EVERYONE ON HER BE STALKERS?! Okay, fine, I'll give you my cyber name: Zell.

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Zelizzle.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Cheetah.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lily Natoma.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hilzesch

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Yellow Root Beer

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Elicnen

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Lynn King

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Shadow

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): ZAerll (Not bad, mmm?)


Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.(This is in a random order )

1. Pit

2. Zell

3. Link

4. Zelda

5. Marth

6. Peach

7. Roy

8. Shiida

9. Ike

10. Samus

11. Toon Link

12. Jigglypuff

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?

Peach/Toon Link? Can't say I have. Not that it exists...

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Is Zelda hot? Well, I'm a girl (and as far I know am straight), so I can't really pass judgement.

What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

If Jigglypuff got Shiida pregnant, well, Marth would kill Jigglypuff.

Is Jigglypuff a boy or a girl? I really don't know.

Do you recall any fics about nine?

I can recall several fics about Ike. And even more in which he has had a part.

Would two and six make a good couple?

ME AND PEACH WOULD NOT MAKE A GOOD COUPLE! See the question "is four hot?"

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Marth/Ike or Marth/Samus? I'm a Marth/Samus fan already, so the answer is five/ten.

Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?

Pit/Shiida fluff? Nope, no such thing.

Suggest a title for a one/eight hurt/comfort fic.

A Princess' Angel

Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

He's a swordsman from the past. She's a bounty hunter from a futuristic world. But they both fight for the greater good. And for one another. Link/Samus.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Samus would probably scream "DIE, RIDLEY!!!"

If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you choose?

Supergirl. I don't know, but I think that Shiida's a super girl.

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Angel/Princess/Pokemon whose gender is unconfirmed.

What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Samus: (to Zell) Hey, wanna come shoot Ridley with me?

Zell: NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!

Samus: That was a failure... Not that I wanted to anyway... I'm Ike's girl.

Cuter Couple: Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?

Marth/Ike or Samus/Jigglypuff? Neither are cute. A Pokemon and a bounty hunter or Marth/Ike isn't really a choice.

What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

Peach: (Walks in to see Shiida and Link kissing) Cheaters!

Shiida: Marth and Zelda told us to! We love them, not each other!

How would you feel if eleven died?

WAHHHHHHH! TOONY! DON'T BITE THE DUST!

Toon Link: Aww, I knew you cared, Tetra!

Zell: Wrong Toon Zelda. I'm Minish Cap Zelda, not Wind Waker Zelda.

Which is a more disturbing pair? One/Four or One/Seven?

Pit/Zelda or Pit/Roy? Pit/Roy is more disturbing! Pit/Zelda could refer to me!

Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run over by a car?

Of course Ike and Zelda would be sad if Jigglypuff got run over by a car! They are kind people!

When's the last time you read a fic about five?

About Marth? 24 hours ago, about.

(1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (8) runs off with (5). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (6) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (2).

Pit and Shiida are in a happy relationship until Shiida runs off with Marth. Pit, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Peach and a brief unhappy affair with Jigglypuff, then follows the wise advice of Link and finds true love with Zell (aww...)

What title would you give this fic?

Finding true love

How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

Roy/Shiida? I wouldn't feel too bad.


Write Down Ten Random Characters!

1. Pit (Kid Icarus)

2. Zelda (Legend of Zelda)

3. Chekov (Star Trek TOS)

4. Samus (Metroid)

5. Vio (Legend of Zelda)

6. Tetra (Legend of Zelda)

7. Frodo (Lord of the Rings)

8. Midna (Legend of Zelda)

9. Link (Legend of Zelda)

10. Ilia (Legend of Zelda)

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Frodo: Stick 'em up or I'll kill you're best friend. And gimme that hat!

Zelda: Vio! Please! You're Link's purple clone, right? Save me!

Vio: You just did the worst 'gangsta' impression of the century, Frodo. Chekov can do better than that!

Frodo: Yeah, I know. Can I still have your hat?

Zelda: Don't give it to him.

Frodo: Shut up, Zelda. I like you too much to want to hurt you, but I will if I must!

Zelda: It's a freaking hat!

Vio: Yes. It would just make you look stupid.

Frodo: (puts hat on) yeah, on second thought, you can have it and Zelda. I'm out of here (exits quickly)

Vio and Zelda at the same time: fail.

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Samus: Hey Midna! Hey Chekov!

Chekov: (Stares at Zero-suit Samus)

Samus: Yeah, I'm in my Zero Suit.

Midna: Well, what are you staring at?

Chekov: (Stares at Midna)

Samus: Let's go kill some Metroids before this gets awkward!

Chekov: WHY DO I HAVE TO PICK BETWEEN TWO REALLY HOT CHICKS?! (Runs out).

Samus: Him and everyone else, it seems.

Midna: He's so cute!

Samus: Speak for yourself. He's yours if you want him.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

(At Skyworld)

Zell: Hi, Pit, please stop flying and I really need you to give me a place to camp out for the night.

Pit: You can come to Skyworld!

Zell: How do I get around up there?!

Pit: I'll carry you!

Zell: Bridal style!

Pit: Just come on, okay?

(At Tetra's pirate ship)

Tetra: Arr! Welcome to me pirate ship!

Zell: Um, do you have an extra cabin?

Tetra: Yep, but we be expecting rough seas tonight, matey!

Zell: No way! I already got sick in the the Galapagos at night at rough seas!

Tetra: Get off me ship then!

Answer: Skyworld. DUH!

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Ilia: (Hums 'Ilia's theme' and opens a door on Frodo and Zelda, who are making out)

Ilia again: OH MY GOD!

Frodo: And I love you, too, Zelda, and... what the heck?!

Ilia: Zelda! You're a pedophile! How old is that kid? Six?

Zelda: We really love each other. And he's my age, just really short.

Frodo: Yep.

Ilia: I'm telling Link! And I thought the author was a Zelink fan!

Zelda: She is, she's just having a little fun here.

Frodo: Let's make out again.

Zelda: Even though your short, you're so much better than Link!

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens?

Chekov: You're really hot, Tetra! Kiss me?

Tetra: Okay, forget Zelda and Frodo, you're a real pedophile here! I'm twelve!

Midna: Well, neither of them are pedophiles. He's just really short.

Chekov: Still, Tetra, you're cute!

Midna: You're MY man!

Chekov: Why?

Midna: Because you're kinda cute in a dorky way.

Chekov: Doesn't win me over.

Midna: You always listen to orders.

Chekov: Um...

Midna: And you've got a sexy accent.

Chekov: ...

Midna: Oh, fine! (bend-snap). I'm really hot, okay?

Chekov: Yeah, you're the one for me.

Tetra: Nah. With all the points Midna's made, I want you too, even though you're a pedophile.

Chekov: But I love her, now!

Tetra: Girl fight!

(Midna and Tetra proceed to try and kill each other in brutal ways)

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

Zell: Nothing could go wrong over here! Lalala!

Samus: (emerges from an alleyway) Haha, I'm kidnapping you!

Zell: Save me, Ilia!

Ilia: Epona, come to me! (Calls Epona, who proceeds to trample her by accident because she doesn't see her).

Zell: Frodo, I'm waiting.

Frodo: Hey, Samus, I've got a ring of power!

Samus: And what can you do? Have you ever killed anything?

Frodo: Uh... not directly. Usually Sam or Aragorn or Legolas or Gimli or Gandalf does it for me.

Samus: And besides, that ring isn't even yours!

Frodo: Good point. Well, I'm pretty much done here! (Exits)

Zell: Zelda, now!

Zelda: Din's fire that blasts you!

Samus: I'll get you!

Zelda: Farore's wind that miraculously warps me away!

Samus: Um...

Zelda: Nayru's love that reflects your projectile!

Samus: EEEP!

Zell: Thanks, Zelda!

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Pit: So as I was saying, you put the cooking oil in here...

Audience: Fairy!

Pit: I'm an angel!

Audience: Your oil's burning!

Pit: (whirls around and gets his wing caught on fire).

Pit again: Oh f#@k!

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Chekov: Hi, who do I get to marry!

Link: Me! If my clones can fall in love with guys then so can I!

Chekov: GOD, NO! YOU'RE THE HERO OF TIME AND A BOY! NOT MY TYPE!

Samus: Me! I'm hot!

Chekov: But you wear armor a lot...

Midna: When Link first saw me, his jaw dropped.

Chekov: Yeah... I guess I'll marry you.

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Everyone: GET THAT TREKSTER!

Chekov: (receives head injury the minute he is touched)

Frodo: Why does he do that?

Midna: I think the author is just parodying that Chekov got more head injuries than the other characters combined, and that was just in the movie. And he was in less than any of them except maybe Sulu. Maybe.

Tetra: Fail.

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

Midna: Can I return to the Twilight realm now? You guys don't appreciate me.

Zelda: It's not that. You upset Frodo last night when you made fun of his height.

Midna: Vio insulted him about his lack of shoes last night.

Zelda: Vio is going to get his comeuppance at the wedding.

Midna: What?

Zelda: You'll see.

Midna: On second thought, I think I'll stay home (hides in a corner).

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Tetra: Because Seven ate Nine! Duh.

Frodo: Wait, why would I eat Link?

Tetra: Um, he insulted your height.

Frodo: That's it! I'm doing something drastic at the wedding!

Tetra: I think you're short, too.

Frodo: DIE!

Tetra: EEP! Maniacal ring bearer/ six-year-old!

Frodo: I'M ZELDA'S AGE AND A HOBBIT. GOT IT?

Tetra: Ulp!

Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Link: Sorry I was late. I was trying to hide from the horrible tongue-eaters getting married today.

Frodo and Zelda: (Making out at the alter)

Link: Oh my god, Zelda!

Ilia: I know!

Link: Tetra tipped me off that Frodo's planning to poison something or something like that because I insulted him.

Ilia: And you came at all... why?

Link: My clone here found me hiding in his bathroom and asked me to come to the wedding with him.

Vio: Yeah. I say we drink all the punch together!

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Zell: Egad, Midna! I didn't expect more guests at the we-didn't-get-invited-to-Zelda-and-Frodo's-wedding sleepover!

Midna: Um, I think I know who it is. And I don't think you'll like it.

Zell: (opens door to find that Vio is puking and Link is crying on the doorstep).

Link (extremely slurred): AndZelda telllllllllllllllllllllllllls me "DDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDE, gota ZEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'S"

Zell: Oh, god, he's drunk. The hero of basically everything in Hyrule is drunk.

Midna: And so's Vio! That's bad.

Vio: Hiy huunnney! I'm VIO!" (when he tries to rise and shake Zell's hand, he falls into the bushes)

Vio: I'm OKAY!! (passes out)

Zell: Explain, Link! How many beers did you have?!

Link: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ionly hadddddddddd threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Midna: I have the answer here.

Zell: What?

Midna: Frodo was mad that Link and Vio insulted him and that Link was late just to miss the part that the two of them kissed. So I heard he doubled the alcohol in the beer.

Zell: Uh oh!

Midna: What's worse, he spiked every beverage source available at the wedding with extremely hard liquor!

Zell: Why?

Midna: So that he had a surefire way of getting back at Link and Vio. They had 100% chance of getting drunk. Especially because they drank all the punch, which was actually pure alcohol colored red.

Zell: Won't they die?

Midna: Nope. There's no way that imaginary characters can die from alcohol overdoses. They'll be drunk for a pretty long time, though, from how much they drank, and they'll have horrid hangovers.

Zell: Wait, what about Frodo and Zelda?

Midna: Of course they're not drunk! They didn't drink anything at all!

Zell: Wait, not even out of the toilet was safe?

Midna: No.

Zell: And so everyone else drank something at the wedding and now...

Pit (Extremely drunk and is flying slowly around town): HEY EVERYONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE! II CAN FLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I'm AN AIRPLANNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (crashes into window and faints)

Zelda: (Making out with Frodo)

Chekov (not as drunk as the others by a margin): HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, SSSAAMMMMMMMMMMMMUUSSSSSSSSS! MAKOuttime!

Samus (so drunk that she can't stand up): MAKOUTTIME, YEAH!

Tetra (now pretending to drink rum): ARRRRR! ME BEST RUM!!!!!!!! (falls off the wall she was sitting on)

Frodo: (Making out with Zelda)

Midna: Other than Frodo and Zelda, we're the only ones sober.

Link: CAN I JOIIIIIIIIIIN YOU LADIES?!

Zell: Ugh.

Ilia: (Extremely drunk and snogging Epona).

Zell: Oh, no!

Midna: Yes, this is going to be a long time before they all get over it.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Zelda: Yeah, Navi, I quite agree... (whimpers) Save me, god. Why did I agree to be her best friend anyway?

Navi: You're my best friend!

Link: (shoots Navi)

Zelda: Thank you, Link. What can I do to to thank you?!

The next day, Link opens his door to find a gift basket on his doorstep with a note from Zelda thanking him.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Tetra: HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLP! The volcano's erupting!

Pit: Yeah, help.

Tetra: Let's do this!

Pit: Save me?

Tetra: Um, are you joking?! You have wings!

Pit: You're right (grabs Tetra and leaves)

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Midna: Whoops.

Chekov: I have a phaser!

Midna: What good would that do?!

Chekov: I could kill some animals, and in the mean time, let's make out!

Midna: Good idea!

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Zell: Mmmmph.

Pit: Wake up, Zell!

Zell: Hi, Pit! What's up?

Pit: You won't like it, but Midna and Chekov were caught making out.

Zell: What?! EWWWW!

Pit: It seems that everyone's pairing themselves up to the hot ones.

Zell: (Angry look)

Pit: What?

Zell: Come on. Let's stop Midna x Chekov!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Zell: (Singing in the shower)

Chekov: (Enters)

Zell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Chekov: Whoops...

Zell: OUT! NOW!

Chekov: It was an accident!

Zell: I don't care! OUT!

Chekov: Femme Volatile.

Number 4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Samus: Anyway, I'm in love!

Link: With who?

Samus: You!

Zelda: Hey, welcome to the marital bandwagon!

Link: Yeah... I do like you, Samus!

Zell: Promise that you won't make out every night?

Link: Maybe...

Number 6 cooked you dinner?

Zell: Aww, thanks! Wait, is this... a bullet?!

Tetra: I be shootin' the fish with me gun!

Zell: EWW! I'm not eating this!

Number 5 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Zell: Whoa! What's Vio doing here?!

Pit: Hehehe...

Zell: You actually flew him all the way here just to tick me off?

Vio: Snore...

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Frodo: So basically, I'm related to you.

Zell: Whoa, cool.

Frodo: I agree.

Zell: Wait, what relation are you again?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Pit: What the heck did MIDNA do to get into the hospital?

Zell: I think she got into a fight with Tetra over Chekov. Again.

Pit: Doesn't she already have Chekov?

Zell: Tetra doesn't know that.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Link: Hahaha, why do you hang out with all those losers anyway?

Zell: Well, you're my friend too. Zing!

Number 10 ignored 3 all the time?

Chekov: Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ilia: Lalala I can't hear you! Lalala!

Chekov: (Loads phaser and shoots)

Ilia: (Lies on the ground, stunned).

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Pit: hayayayah! (Uses angel ring). C'mon Zell!

Zell: (hops into Pit's arms as soon as he is done with the angel ring)

Pit: Let's go! See ya, suckers!

Serial killers: Oh f@#k.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Chekov: Like the tricorder?

Zell: Aww, thanks!

Chekov: My pleasure!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Samus: (Flirts with fire

Fire: (dies down)

Samus: Fail

Zell: Seriously?! You're so hot that fire is awed by you?!

Samus: Who's writing this quiz anyway? Me? Or you?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Vio: I would advise against that.

Zell: This is coming from the guy who ended up drunk at three in the morning on my porch

Vio: ...good point. But still. Anyway, that was Frodo's fault.

Zell: You're the one who drank half the wedding punch!

Vio: Oh yeah?! Who was flying around, so drunk he couldn't even see that he hit a window?!

Zell: Why do you hate Pit?!?

Vio: I don't hate Pit! I hate how he's after you!

Zell: Listen to us, going on like an old married couple!

Frodo and Zelda: Hey!

You're about to marry number 5. What's 1's reaction:

Zell: Well, Vio, the reason that we were fighting was because I was nervous for the wedding tomorrow.

Vio: Yeah, I'm a bit nervous, too. I found Pit in the bathroom, crying his eyes out.

Zell: ...

Vio: He'll find some girl, some time.

Pit: There'll be ZELL and ONLY ZELL FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Vio: Grow up, will you?!

Pit: Tell Link that.

Vio: At least Zell's not marrying a six-year-old! If she were, then I'd cry!

Frodo: I heard that! (Pulls out cell phone to call the rest of the Fellowship) Yeah? Hi. Listen, there are two people making fun of me in the square. Get 'em, boys!

Vio and Pit: Whoops...

Ten hates two. Why?

Ilia: YOU WERE F@#KING COMPETITION FOR LINK, @$$HOLE!

Zelda: (cowering) Look who I married.

Zell: Watch your language, Ilia.

Ilia: I was hoping to go unnoticed...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Zell: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! VIO DUMPED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Frodo: Did he force you out of your home to go on a quest that endangered your life?

Zell: No, but...

Frodo: Did he stab you two inches away from your heart and almost turned you into a ring-wraith, and the stab wound still throbs every day, worst of all on the anniversary of when you were stabbed?

Zell: No, but he did announce that we were over and smacked me when I tried to kiss him?

Frodo: Did he force you to watch someone you cared about go plummeting off a cliff?

Zell: He did throw my crown off the roof that one time...

Frodo: Did he nearly throttle you and your best friend in your sleep?

Zell: No. He's too nice to do that.

Frodo: Did he turn you against the one person in the world who cared about you?!

Zell: Wait, Sam was the only person who...

Frodo: It felt like it! Did he lure you into a cave with a massive spider that paralyzed you and you had to watch said person cry and think you're dead?

Zell: He made me cry!

Frodo: Did he weaken you so badly that you had to be carried up the mountain to your destination?

Zell: He weakened me a bit, yes.

Frodo: Did he bite your finger off with his bare teeth while you were awake and then try to kill you?

Zell: No.

Frodo: Did he leave you with physical and psychological trauma that got to be so much that you opted to basically die early?

Zell: But he dumped meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Frodo: You're overreacting.

Zell: I guess you're right. Hearing what you went through makes me feel worse, though.

Frodo: Zelda baked some cookies. Want one?

Zell: The one thing that can cheer me up.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Link: You can do it, Zell! You can do it!

Zell: You can talk?!

Link: Just win, okay?

Zell: What happens if I do?

Link: I'll teach you sword techniques and how to ride Epona.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Ilia: If you don't stop, I'll have Epona trample you!

Zell: Your obsession with Epona is exactly why I'm laughing.

Ilia: Wrong answer! Epona!

Zell: (Still giggling, Zell runs and hides)

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Zell: You're an angel!

Pit: What else?

Zell: You're sorta cute...

Pit: And?

Zell: You're my second favorite brawler.

Pit: I'm flattered. What else?

Zell: You have great moves. You have cute hair. You've got wings!

Pit: Awww, sounds like you really have a crush on me!

Zell: No! I don't!

Pit: It's okay! Half the people on this website have a crush in their fanbase.

Zell: Okay, fine. ALL FEMALES READING THIS (THIS MEANS YOU, PALUTENA), HANDS OFF MY PIT!

Pit: Well, okay...

Number 6 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Tetra: Link's so... hot! He be my man!

Zell: You love Link?! You were the one making all those pedophile comments!

Tetra: Yeah, I hid me love.

Zell: Well, go, Tetra, before Ilia finds out!

Tetra: (Makes a quick exit)

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?

Zell: But I belong to Pit.

Chekov's mother: Go back to Irina, sweetie.

Chekov: Okay.

Answer: Well, we agree... And I do love you, Chekov, just I'm dating Pit.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Tetra: If I can't have me Link, I'll take me Vio instead.

Vio and Tetra: (Making out)

Zell: Does that answer your question?

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Vio: And Tetra broke up with me then.

Frodo: I went on one date with her before I met Zelda. She broke up with me after that.

Zell: Tetra, I condemn you to date Vio... forever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Vio: Why...

Tetra: I want me Link!

Zell: Shut up and go make out with Vio or something.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Frodo: (Stares at Zell)

Zell: Did my hair really come out that well?

Frodo: That's supposed to be in your head, dangit!

Zell: My hair does look nice, right?

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Zell: And Chekov? What about him?

Midna: You're right. I'm going to go make out.

Zell: Problem solved.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Zell: (humming "Argonath" and typing on her computer): OH MY GOSH! LINK SENT ME AN EMAIL CONFESSING HIS LOVE!

Zelda: Go talk to him.

Zell: (To Link): Let's stay friends...

Link: AWWW!

Zell: There's always Tetra...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Zell: (Loads gun)

Ilia: I'll always love you, Pit!

Pit: ...

Zell: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE! (shoots at Ilia)

Ilia: Okay, I'm not touching him. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You notice that 5 and 8 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Zell: Whew! Midna x Vio at last!

Frodo: What?

Zell: See, Midna and Vio are going to be a couple in FSFS later. If any FSFS fans are reading this, it's my little present.

Frodo: Oookay...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Tetra: Could we be soul mates, Pit?

Zell: No. He's mine already.

Pit: And you've got Link.

Would 2 trust 5?

Zelda: Vio, can I tell you a secret?

Vio: My lips are sealed.

Answer: Yes.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Samus: BOOORED! (Pokes Ilia)

Ilia: You just POKED ME!

Samus: Yeah, I did. See what you can do about it (smirks).

Ilia: (B*tch-slaps Samus)

Samus: I'm a'firin mah lazah! (Shoots Ilia with Zero Laser)

Frodo: That was ridiculous. Why the heck would you say that?

Samus: First of all, go get a life. Or a question of your own. Second of all, have you seen YouTube Poop?

Frodo: No.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Pit: Archery!

Vio: Archery FTW!

Frodo: You guys are being stupid.

Pit and Vio: GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE!

Frodo: I knew Zell should've picked Sam for the list...

Samus: You mean me?

Frodo: Go hang yourself or something. I mean my best friend Sam.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Chekov: I like lazy stew.

Tetra: FEEESSH!

Chekov: WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK WITH HER?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Link: Let's go apply for a job.

Frodo: Yeah. Which one?

Link: Spies.

Frodo: Is this a crack at my height?

Link: No. Teachers?

Frodo: Are you kidding me?

Link: Chosen heroes.

Frodo: Okay.

Link: I'm the hero of time! You're the hero of the ring!

Frodo: YEAH! HEROES FTW! Now what does this job involve?

Link: (Reading): I wish we didn't agree for this job.

Frodo: Why?

Rabid Fangrils: (Screaming and trying to chase them)

Link: We're going to have to deal with them.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Vio: I LOOK HIDEOUS!

Midna: Sorry!

Vio: NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY!

Midna: I can only say sorry so many times.

9 sketches what 6's perfect boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Tetra: It looks just like you!

Link...

Tetra: Methinks we should kiss now!

Link: That's why I did it like that!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Ilia: Hee hee hee!

Link: (looks away)

Ilia: Okay, those flirting practices were a failure.

Link: I agree.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Pit: (kicks Ilia) Sorry!

Zell: Please kick her again!

Pit: Okay!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Frodo: Where's that message from Zelda that she always sends?

Zelda: Oh, no! Link got it!

Frodo: WHAT?!

Link: Zelda, that was sweet, but it was probably meant for Frodo.

Zelda: ...Yeah. Sorry, Frodo.

Frodo: It's okay.

Link: ...I shall never read emails from Zelda again. Eww...

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Vio: (using the treadmill at top speed)

Tetra: I can't believe Zell be forcing me to date you!

Vio: What? I'm not paying attention!

Tetra: OH LOOK! IT'S MIDNA!

Vio: (turns around and stops running, then gets a nasty face-plant.)

Tetra: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zelda: You'll regret that!

Tetra: Like I will!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Zell: I told you you'd regret it. And you made tried to hit on MY Pit!

Tetra: Aww...

Zell: Deal with it.

Tetra: WAAAHH!

Zell: Just kidding. Sorry. Wanted to see how you'd react.

7 won the lottery?

Frodo: YAHOO! I WON THE LOTTERY!

Zell: What good does that do?

(scene changes to when Isildur is about to throw the ring away)

Frodo: Hey, Isildur! Throw the ring away!

Isildur: If we weren't already in Mordor I'd say go to Mordor!

Frodo: Please.

Isildur: No.

Frodo: Pretty please?

Isildur: NO!

Frodo: Want five hundred thousand dollars?

Isildur: No!

Frodo: Want two million dollars?

Isildur: (staring at the money and drops ring right into Mount Doom)

Frodo: (hands him the money. Scene returns to present)

Zell: How much did you win anyway?

8 had quite a big secret?

Midna: Psst! Zell! I have a big secret to tell you!

Zell: What?

Midna: I'm going to have a baby!

Zell: Who's?

Midna: Vio's.

Zell: Congrats. Why's it a secret?

Midna: We can't be married...

Zell: Why not, stupid?

Midna: I'm a princess. By ancient laws I can't marry him.

Zell: Then rewrite the ancient laws and marry him!

Midna: Thanks, Zell.

10 became a singer?

Ilia: (sings a country song)

People: (Cheering)

Ilia: Thanks to all of your kind donations, I'm buying every single orphaned child in Hyrule a horse!

Crowd: (cheering)

Zell: All the things one can do with power, huh.

9 discovers that he/she and ten have a daughter. How does 6 react?

Link: Ohmygosh who is this?

Ilia: Our daughter. (Holds up baby) Isn't she cute?

Tetra: (weeping) I'm losing me Link!

Ilia: Let's get back together!

Link: You're the one who ditched me in the first place!

Ilia: Wait, you're right.

What would 1 think of 2?

Pit: (Watching Zelda) Similar to Zell.

Zell: You think?

Pit: But you're blonde in the game and she isn't.

How would 3 greet 4?

Chekov: Greetings, fellow space traveler!

Samus: Greetings, Chekov! Shall we go and sulk about the fact that we're being ignored in this questionnare?

Chekov: Yes, let's!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Samus: I don't envy anything about Vio!

Vio: Not even my eyes?

Samus: No. I have awesome eyes too.

Vio: Not even my status with fans?

Samus: Are you kidding me?

Vio: Not even my archery skills?

Samus: Okay, I'm a bit jealous of those.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Vio: (Screaming)

Zell: What? What happened?

Vio: I dreamed Tetra shot me and then made me fall off a treadmill!

Answer: A bad dream.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Tetra: I really don't know.

Frodo: I do! We're both from mythical lands.

Tetra: ...That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Frodo: sigh. If only Sam were here.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Midna: You're really short.

Frodo: (Pulls out cell phone): Hey, Aragorn? Yeah, someone made fun of my height.

Midna: Oops...

Where would 8 meet 9?

Midna: eee hee hee! I can't believe we both got caught!

Wolf Link: (growling)

Midna: I agree, spinach is terrible!

Wolf Link: (turns into Link) No wonder we're in here! You have no sense of humor.

Answer: Remember that scene in Twilight Princess? They'd meet in a jail cell.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Link: What I'd never dare to tell Ilia?

Ilia: What?

Link: That I didn't want to restore your memory.

Ilia: I knew that already.

Frodo: What a fail!

Link: Go back to your own questions!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Ilia: (sees Pit and Zell) Hi Pit, wanna-

Zell: (loads missile launcher and aims it at Ilia)

Ilia: Just kidding! (scuttles off)

Answer: Zell

Is 5 Gay?

Vio: Of course not! If putting an arm around your best friend and crying when they die makes me in love with them, then a whole lot of people are gay.

Frodo: yeah. I can't even imagine what people are saying about me if they say that about you!

Vio: I wouldn't look if I were you.

7 tried to take over the world. What happens?

Frodo: Mwahaha! I am going to take over the world.

Ilia: (shoves Frodo to the ground using one hand)

Frodo: Hey!

Ilia: Two things: Legolas is more popular than you, and you're easy to physically overcome.

Frodo: Even with Sting?

Ilia: Especially with Sting.

Frodo: (goes off and cries): I LOSE AT LIFE! WAAHHH!

Zell: Ignore him. Trauma spell.

Ilia: He's traumatized?!

Zell: Yes.

Zelda: FRODO! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Ilia: I'm going to leave. Like, right now.

Zelda: YOU B*TCH! (B*tch-slaps Ilia)

You need to borrow an umbrella. Which one; four, eight, or ten?

Zell: Can I borrow an umbrella?

Samus: You're kidding, right?

Zell: No. Can I borrow one?

Samus: I don't have any. I'm from space.

Zell: Okay, then. You there! Can I borrow an umbrella?

Ilia: Nope.

Zell: Why not?

Ilia: It's attached to my saddle.

Zell: YOU had better have an umbrella, then.

Midna: Actually, I do.

Zell: Thank god.

Midna: My pleasure.

Answer: Midna.

Frodo: Why wasn't I in this one?

Chekov: Oh, shut up, would you?!

How do you feel right now?

Zell: Happy, happy, happy!

Pit: As are we all!

Zell: Too true!

Frodo: We finally finished this questionnaire!

Zell: For the last time, get back to your own questions!

Sam: C'mon, Mr. Frodo.

Frodo: SAM! AT LAST!

Zell: There. Stop harping on you wish that Sam was here!

Frodo: C'mon, Sam! Let's go burn jewelry!

Pit: Come, Zell! We need to go star in another Fanfic together!

Zell: Yahoo!

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Frodo: YOU SAID WE FINISHED THE QUESTIONNAIRE!

Zell: I downloaded more questions. Now go off and make out with Zelda or something.

Link: Vio's dying!

Zell: Give him a freaking kidney transplant! You're his clone.

Link: Red, get over here!

Red: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who would make a better college professor: Six, or Eight?

Tetra: Hello, me college students! Today, we be learning about shooting!

All students: (Collective sigh)

Midna: Hey, guys!

All male students: (Drooling).

Answer: Midna.

Ten sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does Eight succeed?

Ilia: I want you to make Tetra break up with Link and go back to Vio.

Midna: Why?

Ilia: 'Cause I want Link back!

Midna: Are you kidding me?

Ilia: Why?

Midna: I'm the one dating Vio!

Ilia: Whoops...

What would Five most likely be arrested for?

Tetra: Hi, Vio!!!!

Vio: (Shoots Tetra)

Tetra: He just assaulted me!

Vio: Hee hee, payback!

Tetra: POLICE!!!

Vio: Uh oh...

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?

Random mugger: Come here, pretty!

Zell: Guh, you're disgusting.

Midna: I'll save you!

Random mugger: Hello, hot stuff!

Midna: Sorry to bust your bubble, but I'm Vio's (leaves in a huff)

Zell: No, Midna, come back now! Fine, whatever.

Frodo: I'll save you, Zell!

Random mugger: Shorty, you're not getting in my way.

Frodo: ARAGORN!

Random mugger: Oops...

Answer: Frodo

Put your iTunes, iPod, or YouTube playlist on shuffle and match up each song with each character in order. Can the characters relate to their corresponding songs?

Pit-

There's a freshly baked cake sitting unguarded on a table. Does Three share it with Eight?

Chekov: Midna, ladies first!

Midna: (eats it and faints)

Chekov: OKAY, WHO PUT SLEEPING PILLS IN THE CAKE?!

Captain Kirk: Wahaha, I have you now-- oops, I thought I'd catch you in the act, Chekov.

Chekov: You caught her instead.

Captain Kirk: Sorry, Midna... (drags Midna to a comfortable bed).

The Big Bad Wolf just blew over Three's house! Who do they run to for protection; Seven, Six, or Two?

Chekov: Heh, I'm getting so much attention!

Big Bad Wolf: Shut up and let me blow down your house!

Chekov: (Runs for his life) HELP!!! AGH!!! Can I come live with you, Tetra?

Tetra: The only open cabin is that one (points to a very small one at the bow of the ship)

Chekov: N-O. Hey, Zelda, can I come live with you and Frodo? The two of you are living together!

Zelda: Our home is yours!

Chekov: Now, please don't make out in front of me...

Frodo: We promise nothing.

One and Nine must work together to save you from a tower. Do they succeed?

Pit and Link: (exchange glances)

Pit: Should we be able to rescue Zell?

Link: I don't know, to be honest.

Zell: OH, SHUT UP! JUST COME UP HERE WITH YOUR WINGS, PIT! LINK, DUKE IT OUT WITH THE GUARDS LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO WHEN YOU RESCUE ONE OF THE ZELDAS!

(Awesome theme song plays as Link owns the tower guards. Pit, meanwhile, rescues Zell and flies back down.)

Zell: And that's why you two should've teamed up in Subspace Emissary instead of with Mario characters.

One and Ten are trying to defy gravity! Do they succeed?

Ilia: Let's go defy gravity, Pit!

Zell: (loads missile launcher)

Ilia: ...Never mind, then!

Four and Five are shopping at a crowded mall. What sections are each likely to go to?

Samus: C'mon! Let's go to the Arcade!

Vio: I'm going to the shooting range, and expect that you want to as well.

And now come the questions that will not require the characters as much.

Pit: Not even me?

Zell: No. You've got to go prepare for the next fanfic that we're going to star in together.

Pit: Whee!

What would be a good summary for a two x seven fanfic?

A hero of Middle Earth. A princess of Hyrule. Is it even canonically possible for two so different to get together?

Frodo: YES!

Zell: I wasn't asking you!

Have you ever read a 6x10 fanfic?

Tetra and Ilia: EWWWW! NOOOOO!

Zell: Thankfully I have not. It is Yuri and Pedophilia.

What would be a title for a humor fic about four and nine?

Screwing around with a bounty hunter and a hero

Make up a summary for a Three and Ten Fan Fic.

Ignored... Unloved... by fans and canon alike... Can these two really find solace in each other? Ilia/Chekov

Ilia: Eww.

Chekov: Glad Zell won't be writing that for awhile...

Zell: Or ever, more likely.

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Zell: I'm not lying this time!

Vio: You better not be. I now have a cloned kidney. Blech.

Zell: You're a clone yourself!

Frodo and Zelda: (Making out)

Link: (Watching them) I think they're still together.

Sam: (rounds the corner and sees Link looking through a window) What's going on?

Link: I really don't think you want to see...

Sam: (Opens the door on Frodo and Zelda) OHMYGOD! MR. FRODO!

Link: You're reacting better than I did. When I heard that they were together I threw up.

Frodo: What's so bad about being short?

Link: Snogging a girl twice your height is a little off...

Sam: I never knew that you had it in you, Mr. Frodo.

Zell: Neither did I.

Sam: You wrote this quiz!

Zell: Under the influence of sugar.


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Yep. When I get a lot of reviews, I continue writing a story. When I don't, I get discouraged. I also get many good ideas from reviewers. Kudos to them all!

"Do You Use A Beta?"

No *hangs head* I'm always looking for one though...

"What ratings do you read/write?"

I read all ratings, though I'm cautious on M. I typically rate my things T Because I'm paranoid.

"What Warnings Have You Used On Your Fanfiction?"

OOC-ness and pairing warnings.

"Do You Have Any Squirks?"

Bad grammar, troll fics, bashing characters, etc.

one major one though: people who complain about there not being enough fics about a character or not enough of a certain type of fic. If they feel that way, they should do something about it, such as write that fic they want. If they need a beta, I'm always here.

"Do You Role-Play Online?"

I want to, but have yet to.

"Have You Ever Stolen Something From Another's Person's Work?"

I get inspiration but never steal.

"Favorite Fandom To Write/Read?"

Alternates. Typically Star Trek, whichnis my fallback fandom of sorts. When my obsession with something expires, I usually return to TOS and TNG.

"Favorite Pairing?"

My OTP list is available above.

"Fave Writer/Writers?"

-Pika Pika Pi (my sister)

-More to come

"How Long Should A Chapter Be?"

However long it has to be to get the point across.

"Do You Read/Write Drabbles?"

Yes. I try, anyway.

"Any Fandoms You Avoid?"

Twilight, but I DO like parody fics.

"Pairings You Avoid?"

Not really. I'm not typically the type to seek out YAOI or yuri, but I'll read it sometimes.

"Warnings You Avoid?"

graphic sex, m-preg, lemon, unnecessary bashing,

"Do The Number Of Reviews Tell You How Good A Story Is?"

No. Sometimes terrible fanfictions get lots of reviews, although most of the time good ones DO get a lot. I generally look at said reviews to see before I start reading it.

"What Do You Think Of Mary Sues?"

I actually have sympathy for Suethors. I was one myself, much to my embarrassment and shame. I'm working past it though.

I dislike Mary Sues, as they get boring to read after awhile.

"Have You Ever Flamed Someone?"

No, if I don't like something, I don't review and I stop reading it.

"Have You Ever Been Flamed?"

Never. Not yet, anyway.

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Expecting Great Things by persevera reviews
For The Wand Chooses the Wizard Challenge—Mary Cattermole's wand chose her when she was eleven years old. How could anyone doubt that? Now that she's escaped, she and her family must hide from the Death Eaters. Is she up to the task of protecting them all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Mary C., Reg C.
Your Biggest Fan by a-few-of-these-verses reviews
After a late night, all Tony wants to do is sleep. His plans are interrupted by a phone call that starts out innocent enough, but soon turns menacing. With Rhodey's help, Tony has to race against the clock to save his friends from an Irishman believed to be dead.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
Too Stubborn and Reckless For Our Own Good by BlueSkies23 reviews
What if being brought back to life affected the Doctor more than he let on? After all, there's a reason that Time Lords are only allowed 12 regenerations. One-shot. Slight AU, set at the end of 'Let's Kill Hitler'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Charles Xavier, A Retelling by Extra-fried-noodles reviews
Post-beach. An attempt to reverse his paralysis goes wrong, and Charles is de-aged to a 2 year old toddler. While Hank scrambles to fix the situation, the whole gang is here to help. Through a mix of selective memory, they watch Charles relive his childhood, revealing some deeply hidden and painful truths.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,537 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto
Reunion by thesilentlamb reviews
What happened when Sarah Jane and the Curator (human?) version of the fourth Doctor met again? A short romantic oneshot. Please do R&R.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Internet Killed The Video Star by Basser reviews
The Yarders discover some old photographs while investigating a crime scene. "Good lord, he was in a band."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H.
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Way of Seeing by ChristianGateFan reviews
The sun entity from "42" leaves the 10th Doctor blind, but Martha and then Donna help him see in other ways, through their eyes. What he doesn't expect as they help him keep his adventurous life are the other things he learns from them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Martha J. - Complete
You Have One New Voicemail Message by Liam2 reviews
Why was the TARDIS phone off the hook at the end of "Time of the Doctor"? This story proposes a reason why. One last, final farewell from Eleven and a hello from Twelve.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2 - 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
A Lifetime Away by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Ficlit. Jamie has a good reason for being out of the holiday loop. But that doesn't mean that the Doctor won't try to do his best to help him past it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Jamie M., 2nd Doctor - Complete
Footprints in the Sand by thedoctorlek reviews
Rose nods. "Yeah… Yeah, it will be nice to see them again." She glances down, looking at their damp footprints in the sand. / Rose was lying on Bad Wolf Bay, the first time. (Sort of complete, but I may add a follow up chapter later) Many, MANY thanks to Emilie Brown for making the cover image for me.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.]
bleeding orchids by crimson and bare reviews
AU. It was probably unwise to adopt the kid, but Bellatrix was beyond desperate to fulfill her master's desires. A mother who spends more time killing children than holding them, and a carefree ray of sunshine are thrown together to stay. Life will never be simple for loony Luna and sadistic Bellatrix. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Nothing We Can't Handle by Autopsy Gremlin reviews
It all starts out innocently, with a cup of tea and a book. But when a practical joke goes awry, Sarah needs a hug, and the Doctor is more than happy to oblige. Fluff, and also serious at some parts. (But mostly fluff.) Sarah/Doctor, but can be read as more friendship than romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2013 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S.
Losing the Wonder by forestofmyown reviews
While Alice is out to China, Hamish finds himself saddled with a very odd carrot top awaiting her return. How will Alice's family react to her apparent suitor and all the madness he brings with him, and Hamish deal with both their feelings for Alice? Eventual HatterXAlice. Hamish, Stayne, & Lowell centric.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,454 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Hamish A., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
Those Who Help Us Most to Grow by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Travels through time and space inevitably lead you to the people who shape you into who you are. A series of 50 vignettes/drabbles featuring Jamie McCrimmon's interactions with various characters in the Whoniverse, some canon interactions, and some requiring a stretch of the imagination, eventually both Classic & New Who. Also, expect the Second Doctor to be prominently featured.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 65,011 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Jamie M., 2nd Doctor - Complete
Home by Aneeta Potter reviews
"I've spent hundreds of years repenting for mass murder. That gives you some perspective." After Day of the Doctor, the Doctor is in shock. Somewhere out there, Gallifrey lives. He still has a home.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 11th Doctor, Kate S., Clara O. - Complete
Oh Crap! by Lucillia reviews
It is only after one comes down from the high of having done a good deed that the potential consequences begin to hit. Spoiler for the 50th Anniversary Special.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Typo by Lucillia reviews
When the Doctor called Mickey by the wrong name, was it out of cruelty as revenge for Micky's having called him a thing or something else?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Mickey S. - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by Nyhratak reviews
**DARK WORLD SPOILERS** Slight AU. Thor is the one who tells Loki of Frigga's death. He does not take it well. Oneshot; relationship could be read however you wish.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Bodysnatchers by sushigal007 reviews
Written for the Second Doctor cliche ficathon for uktechgirl, who wanted Jamie and Zoe bodyswap. So. They do.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 5/14/2007 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H. - Complete
Unstained by Obiwanlivesforever reviews
She promised to come home with no blood on her hands or not come home at all. It was a promise she broke. The 51st Hunger Games through the eyes of Wiress. Rated T because it's the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,563 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Wiress, Beetee
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
For Piotr's Sake by Susan Hilton reviews
The premise of this story? What if Pavel Chekov secretly worked for Gary Seven and really did have a brother named Piotr ? In this story, Piotr, who resides in the "Mirror Mirror" universe, decides to return the lost starship Defiant from "The Tholian Web". PLEASE REVIEW!
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - P. Chekov, R. Lincoln - Complete
Boldly Going by goldvermilion87 reviews
A place for me to store drabbles and other exceedingly short stories. 10 - Obliteration
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/8/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock, Amanda G.
Stolen Memories- Jamie's Dreams by JuniorWoofles reviews
His mind may be wiped but he isn't forgetting.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Jamie M. - Complete
In Which Sherlock is the Student by CrankWindPencil reviews
John, the new science teacher at St. Bards public school, is intrigued by troubled but brilliant student, Sherlock Holmes. I suck at summaries; the story is better. First fic. No slash. Please read and review. Rated T for self harm, drug use, and swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 57,310 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
And Then There Were None by Scarlet Hanson reviews
The nations are dying one by one, and the survivors cling onto not only their lives but all that they hold dear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
In Remembrance by Cantica10 reviews
Donna Noble receives the only gift The Doctor can offer.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
A Regenerating Wish by OnceadiaryintheTARDIS reviews
The Doctor's hurt...and crawls back into the TARDIS...and Rose is there for him...and is there to help him. Rose/10. One Shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Little Rose & the Legend of The Doctor by geeklordofall reviews
Little Rose is a little girl living in a small cottage in the woods, her father abuses her & her mother. Little Rose reads in a book called "The Legend of The Doctor" that if she witnesses a falling star, it is said to be a silver watch, belonging to The Doctor. If she finds the watch, she must bring it to The Doctor & he will take her away from her life to see the stars.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Duet by Lindenharp reviews
On a remote planet in the far future, a Time Lord walks into a bar owned by an immortal who used to call himself Jack Harkness. Jack doesn't recognise the stranger who's walked into his place, but he'd certainly like to get to know him better. Jack/Twelfth Doctor. Not explicit. (This was posted previously. Deleting/reposting was the best way to take care of a small problem)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Jack H. - Complete
Rose10 - It Was Never Forever by wonderswift13 reviews
Rose/10 Fic. Rose ends up back in The Doctor's arms but he didn't tell her it wasn't forever. ((I am the worst at summaries and sorry in advance for the rubbish fic and lack of detail, also no 10 regeneration happened in this))
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Official Fanfiction Academy of Starfleet by hermione-of-vulcan reviews
After years of abuse, the fandom that spawned fanfiction, the term "Mary Sue" and the first slash couple has decided to take a stand against badfic. So they establish the Official Fanfiction Academy of Starfleet, where they teach writers of badfic for TOS, TNG, and Voyager to write goodfic. A spinoff of misscam's Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012
Born to Fly by Arayllin reviews
Pit buried his head in his hands, "I'll never be able to fly again..."
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,710 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010
How Data Met Spot by kraftykathy reviews
It starts with cat regarding man and man regarding cat. Only this cat is an adorable orange fuzzy kitten with a difficult demeanor. And the man is no man. He is in fact an android. Data learns about the quintessential human experience of pet ownership.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Data
Terrorist by Negotiatrix reviews
Terrorist: noun 1. a person, usually a member of a group, who uses terrorism. 2. a person who terrorizes or frightens others. 3. what Bruce Banner feels like when he looks at Natasha. A story of grown-ups behaving badly, this has dark and mature content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Once upon a time, a bar by Srebrna reviews
A bar, and two guys. And blondes who saved them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Jack H., Flynn R. - Complete
Breaking Records- Bad Wolf EP by StormWolf10 reviews
AU. The Doctor is determined to get out of Rassilon Records and set up his own record label, but he can't do it with just him and his drummer Jack. What he needs is another vocalist, someone who is willing to stick by him while he creates his dream of making it in the music business
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Her First Word by Abboz reviews
Whilst Jackie pops to the corner shop, Pete enjoys some time alone with his daughter, happily chatting away to her to encourage her to say her first word. When his wife returns, pointing out that she should be there to hear her first word, he continues to interact with the infant as they talk. Unsurprisingly Rose knows exactly when and what her first word should be, and her second.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Jackie T., Pete T. - Complete
A Thousand Years by AStudyInTeal reviews
Charlotte Xavier never expected to find herself assisting the CIA as a telepath. Then again, she hadn't really considered the possibility of finding others mutants like her and Raven. Of all things, she never expected Erik Lehnsherr, nor the effects he would have on the rest of her life.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,489 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Oh, Bugger! by tealeaf on the wind reviews
Very silly oneshot, based on Donna and Jack's hug at the end of 'Journey's End'. Doesn't really follow too much of the episode, written for my own foolish amusement!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Donna N., Jack H. - Complete
Raw by Cindy Ryan reviews
Nine/Rose. Post ep to Father's Day. The Doctor attempts to heal Rose's emotional scars
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
A Good Deal by emeraldeyedirishdaughter reviews
The Ninth Doctor and Rose go shopping. Mentions of Jack Harkness.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Silent Night by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
I couldn't possibly have strep throat. - SH
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Sociopath's Fears by Hummingbird1759 reviews
Snapshots of Sherlock's greatest fear at different times his life. Kid!Lock to present day. Rated T for angst, profanity, references to drug use and violence in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Well, I Came Home by HarryPotter'sgirl17 reviews
John wakes up one morning to find someone he never expected at his door...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Still Be Crying by Little Phili reviews
There was a swing of a sword, the smell of fresh blood, a pained scream filling the air. And then silence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Holy Roman Empire, Prussia - Complete
Pain by whitchry9 reviews
Written for the prompt: The reason Sherlock considers his body just transport and finds it so easy to ignore its needs? He has CIPA (Congenital Insensitivity to Pain with Anhidrosis). Awfully convenient that his best friend and flatmate is a doctor. Or, well, it would be if Sherlock had ever remembered to tell him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Discovery by To Thy High Requiem reviews
After a blow to the head, Sherlock seems to have gotten temporary amnesia. What can he deduce about his own life? No slash. Multi-chapter. Reviews appreciated. Thanks!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
JW: It's Complicated by Grizziesmom reviews
Sherlock finds a Victoria Cross stuck in the back of John's desk drawer and asks about it. He gets answers to questions he never thought to ask.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lullaby by FDR Babe reviews
Desperate to sleep, Sherlock requests assistance from John. Given their past history, John feels now may be the time to "gift" Sherlock a beloved part of his childhood. Companion piece to "Paper Cut," though can be read alone.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Low Blow by whitchry9 reviews
Written for the H/C bingo prompt: confession in desperate situation. While falling unconscious, Sherlock's judgement is poorer than usual, and unwisely decides to tell John about an experiment he performed.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Quiet Hands by whitchry9 reviews
Written for the H/C bingo prompt: brainwashing. Sherlock didn't enjoy his childhood. And he really didn't enjoy when memories from his childhood insisted on infringing on his thinking. Hints of Aspie!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Follow Me, Follow Me Down by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock and John are traipsing around in the woods. (False, John is traipsing and you are stumbling along behind him.) Why? Sherlock has no clue. A song fic with 'Follow You Down to the Red Oak Tree'. (Was originally written for the H/C bingo prompt: nervous breakdown, but I'm not entirely sure if it fits or not. I'm not a huge fan of this one.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Want to Think Anymore by Broken-Latin reviews
Sherlock is tired of thinking. John won't let him get hurt. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Psychopath by Januscars reviews
Sherlock Holmes is faced with a murder. Fairly normal for him. But he knows this murderer, and this murderer knows him. And John, DI Lestrade, Sgt Sally Donovan and Anderson are confronted with a horrific truth, that leaves some of them doubting their judgement of Sherlock's character. This is my first fanfic, please leave me reviews and suggestions! Hope the rating is appropriate!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,170 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
They're Taking My Wisdom by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock goes to the dentist. Of course, being Sherlock, things have to be complicated. Oh and drugs. They're always fun.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drugs, drugs everywhere by Chairman-Meowith reviews
My version of what happened when Adler drugged Sherlock. I thought it was unrealistic that he was just a little confused and sleepy without any other real side effects so I've had this plot bunny for a while. So Watson has to figure out what's wrong with Sherlock. Major Sherlock whump. Rated K for needles and vomiting and other nasty stuff. Spoilers for a scandal in Belgravia obvs
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chief Inspector by blackcat911 reviews
Lestrade's superior is being a total prick and even insulting Sherlock! Will Watson stand for this? Of course not! Some violence
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Healing Soup by Autumn Bells reviews
Sherlock hasn't eaten for quite some time and feels faint. :) No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Betrayed by Autumn Bells reviews
John has a frightening nightmare about his years spent in Afghanistan. Sherlock is there to try to comfort him. NO SLASH. Simply good friendship, mates. WARNING: may contain content that is too scary to read at night! One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
affair by charlotteicewolf77 reviews
Lucy solemnly followed the Master back up from the bowels of the Valiant and to their bedroom. Normally she would have enjoyed being alone with her husband but now she dreaded it because she knew it wasn't her that he was thing about but her. He had promised so many times that he would chuck her and so many times she had walked in on them together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Lucy S., The Master - Complete
Three Days by Sky Writes reviews
When Sherlock hears the news of the death of his estranged father the childhood he's been running from for so long catches up to him. It takes 48 hours before he can tell John what's going on, and 72 before he has the courage to break down completely.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Crisis, The Danger Has Passed by Hekate1308 reviews
Sherlock, John and a crime scene. Post-Reunion.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Going Home by Storm-of-Stars reviews
Doctor John Watson has gone on three years without Sherlock Holmes. And then he recieves a very familiar text.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Appendicitis by gemstone1234 reviews
Pretty much what it says on the tin. Sherlock gets appendicitis, deals with it in a very Sherlockian way. I dont really get the rating system so I'm just going to say there's nothing particularly graphic in here, no bad language or anything really. Just the story.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Pirate, Captain Sherlock Holmes by LePetitErik reviews
In which Captain Sherlock attempts to evade capture. Kid!lock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Not an Island, After All by Kerkerian-Horizon reviews
Sherlock falls ill. Fortunately, his flatmate's not only a doctor but also happens to be his friend and someone who doesn't think caring is a disadvantage.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Eye Beholds, The Heart Remembers by Hekate1308 reviews
She has seen many things over the course of the years. But seeing Mycroft Holmes grieve might be the most tragic thing she's ever beheld. Anthea, Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Anthea
And, Usually, He's the One Who GIVES Me a Headache by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
A migraine is never fun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tell Me About the Void by aesirborn reviews
Thor wakes Loki on one of Loki's last nights. (Warnings within)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Evolution of Fear by Hummingbird1759 reviews
Snapshots of Mycroft's greatest fear at different times in his life. Kid!Lock to present day. Rated T for angst, swearing, references to drug use in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Thunderstorms and Sandwiches by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock's being his usual know-it-all self... or is he? Features thunderstorms, light post-traumatic stress disorder anxiety, a peanut butter sandwich, and discussion of amino acids.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rules by jamesgatz1925 reviews
John and Sherlock making rules for each other as flatmates. Just silly. A bit angsty at some parts.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Choices by hester4418 reviews
My take on the notorious "she's pregnant" motif: When Beverly Crusher discovers that she is pregnant, she knows she has to tell Picard. But circumstances intervene before she gets the chance, and by the time he finds out it may be too late.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [B. Crusher, J. Picard] - Complete
Sharing by whitchry9 reviews
Written for the H/C bingo prompt: cuddling for warmth. Sherlock is very cold. John is very cold. What to do...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock's First Experiment by WhisperThroughTheTrees reviews
One shot, kid!lock, fluffy fic. Sherlock being an innocent kid and Mycroft looking out for his little brother.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Open Arms by MyEccentricSelf reviews
This would be their last chess game; both sides know that tomorrow everything would change. Shaw would be dead and somewhere in the back of their minds, both Charles and Erik know that something far worse will happen. The metal-bender sighs and sits forward in his seat, moving his knight forward.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
An Experiment in Vision by whitchry9 reviews
Written for the H/C bingo prompt: loss of vision. Sherlock does a chemistry experiment.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bugs by hester4418 reviews
An unpleasant encounter of the flying kind. Not to be taken seriously!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2012 - B. Crusher, Data, J. Picard - Complete
Scattered Pictures by Abrae reviews
His memories were once a comfort, but not anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
A Walk in the Park by StoryGirl.98 reviews
Harry Watson takes her little brother to the park, and Mycroft Holmes does the same. The run into each other, and while they are distracted Sherlock and John wander off. Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Mycroft H., Harry W. - Complete
Cutie Q by Apricot5 reviews
When Q loses his powers while in the form of a small child, it isn't exactly a pleasant experience for him or the Enterprise crew.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
Hush Little Baby by justsomeone2010 reviews
Sequel to Small Bump. After the tragedy of Jane's first pregnancy, she and Thor try again for the child they so desperately wanted.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,779 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
The Spider by AStudyInTeal reviews
Richard Brook really was an actor. But he wasn't hired by Sherlock Holmes. A slightly AU ending for "The Reichenbach Fall"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Cold Fingers, Warm Hearts by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock can't even catch a fever like a normal person. His symptoms appear too quickly, get worse too fast, and John, who's fighting a sore throat and the shivers himself, knows it will probably get worse, for both of them, before it gets better.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Russian Lullaby by Horrorxxxgirl reviews
Pavel Chekov sings his baby daughter a lullaby in Russian and ends up getting the best news. Fluff. PavelxOC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2012 - P. Chekov - Complete
The 50th Annual Hunger Games by Layne Muffins reviews
Haymitch's Hunger Games from Maysilee's point of veiw
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Maysilee D., Haymitch A. - Complete
This Is Why You Can't Flirt With A Vulcan by cilepe reviews
Talking to a Vulcan can be amusing one moment and frustrating the next. Oneshot, Amanda and Sarek.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
Annoyance by WolfenAmphithere reviews
After rescuing the Deku Princess and leaving the Swamp, Link decides to rest for the night, much to his fairy companion's chagrin. However, sometimes little boys are just too easy to manipulate into moving... Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Link, Tatl - Complete
Sophia by AStudyInTeal reviews
A few weeks after Sherlock's apparent suicide, Irene Adler shows up at 221B with a baby. Sherlock's daughter. What else can John do but adopt the little girl because, well, she is Sherlock's, a small part of his dead best friend. Trouble follows as he raises the child. She is Sherlock's child and what else can you expect but trouble from a Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,987 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Vulcan's Best Friend by lahmrh reviews
Gen Drabble. Spock may be an outcast, but at least he has I-Chaya to keep him company.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Spock - Complete
Retrospect by ChristianGateFan reviews
When the end comes for Erik, where he ends up isn't quite where he expected to be. Is anything as it seemed? -I've never done a drabble before, but I didn't have enough for the concept to be a whole oneshot, so here it is. Trying to kickstart my brain so I can get back to other things. I hope you enjoy!-
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Magneto, Xavier, C.
Looking Back by RodianSinger reviews
We all know Number One as the uptight unemotional second in command to Captain Pike. But how did she get to be that way?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Number One - Complete
Paper Cut by FDR Babe reviews
Something so simple as a paper cut finally tips John over the edge of his self control, and into emotional turmoil.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
See The Joy in Your Days by aesirborn reviews
Loki gets lonely one night. Kid!Fic, fluff. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Mutual Marriage by LadySaxophone reviews
Hi! its me Miss Pippin, not LadySaxophone,but her sister. This is just a little humor fic about Obi-Wan and Anakin. Ahhh, confessions and marriage, with these boys you'll never know what will happen.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Sensory Stimulation Side Effects by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock tries to avoid anything that might trigger sensory overload. However, he's not in a great position to be running away at the moment. Features an upset, annoyed Sherlock, a caring John, and a Sarah who understands more than she can say in a text. Rated as such for drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [John W., Sarah] Sherlock H. - Complete
The Secret's Out by Jewel Queen reviews
Nyota's been having some weird dreams...mostly about her kissing Spock and blue eyes that don't seem to like her very much. But what's this have to do with real life with her real Captain and real Mr. Spock? T for safety, contains bits of nu/reboot!Trek
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Uhura, J. Kirk
Frighted Peace by Jordan Trevor reviews
When Jean-Luc Picard is diagnosed with a debilitating illness, he must learn to accept help from his crew.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,307 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - J. Picard, B. Crusher - Complete
Always by SiriusMarleneXWolverineRogue reviews
"Logan, Canada it's cold!" Marie whined as she put on her second pair of socks that night. Well Logan's socks, they were warmer and bigger! And you know what they say about men with big feet, no Marie head out of the gutter! Too cold! Marie thought to herself as she climbed back into bed. Another Rogan Oneshot!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
This Is A Place Where I don't Feel Alone by XPsychoBabyDollX reviews
Charles is ready to come clean to Erik about his past. All he can do is sit and listen. One-Shot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Potential by Melody Syper Carston reviews
"'Bet you're just trying to impress lil' Ita over there by beating up your younger brother, aren't ya? Trying to show her how tough you are. 'Thinking you're so awesome for it, too. Lemme tell ya something, bruder. No one is as awesome as the Awesome Me!" A oneshot based off of Mein Bruderlein. Drabble. Mentions of HRE/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Prussia, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Mudd's Powers by ArgentNoelle reviews
Kirk thought he'd left Mudd behind forever on his planet, but what happens when he finds him where he least expects?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
Breach of a rule by Zora Arian reviews
Tumblr prompt-fill; one-shot drabble. To be honest, Sherlock was not liking what he was seeing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Texting a Disconnected Phone by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock may be gone, but John still has his phone number, if nothing else. Series of 100-300 word drabbles. All friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Bear who Went to War by 8armstoholdyou reviews
Kid!Sherlock gets a stuffed bear for his birthday one year, whom he names Jawn. When Jawn 'leaves' a few years later, Sherlock is told that Jawn will come back someday.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Belong With Me by Brandi Golightly reviews
AU: Natasha Romanoff is in love with her best friend and next door neighbor, Clint Barton. But he'll never know because she doesn't want to ruin their friendship. And he's dating Bobbi Morse. Based on the song "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift. Other Taylor Swift songs may be incorporated later on.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,937 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Hey, Stepmother, I'm Marrying a Prince! by XXPay4XtraShippingsXX reviews
What if the prince had stopped Snow before she ran off? And what if I pointed out the obvious? And what if the dwarves watched Snow as she rode off with her prince without ever meeting her before? Short little one-shot, summary is :P
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Snow White, Prince Charming
Data's Dilemma by fictiongal reviews
Data prepares to testify against the Zibalian trader who kidnapped him but must first deal with the after effects and what it has done to his internal programming. This story follows the events of "The Most Toys" episode 22 in Season 3 of Star Trek NG. I thank you for reading and I hope you will leave a comment. I wish I owned Star Trek. ;-).
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Cracked Ice by Walkinthegarden reviews
Sequel to Frozen: There were things Draco never wanted to know about his wife, but he knew, every sick detail, because he was there. Warning: RAPE, murder, torture, insanity, angst, character death, child neglect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Now, Sherlock! by WhisperThroughTheTrees reviews
Kid!Lock In which Sherlock Holmes is very lucky to have a brother like Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Storm Trooper Fail by Darkwood Princess reviews
What if the Rebellion had offered to hand over any member Vader chose if he could do one simple thing: have a Storm Trooper actually hit someone? A crack-fic born of too many discussions about the Imperial Storm Trooper Marksmanship Academy...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Stormtroopers, Luke S. - Complete
It's Not About Suicide! by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock took up a new experiment after the Fall. It's not one that's beneficial to his health. Rated M for mild graphic details of self-harm. Possible trigger warning. Slightly AU. Takes place after Series Two and The Reunion.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Goodnight Brother by corruptedchild reviews
Post-avengers. Loki is in imprisonment in Asgard and receives a visit from his brother. Slight OOC? Your call.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Fasten Your Seatbelts by sarahgator1 reviews
The Enterprise should have seatbelts!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Small Bump by justsomeone2010 reviews
Jane and Darcy get to the bottom of Jane's recent illness, with life changing results for her and Thor. Inspired by Ed Sheeran's Small Bump.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Just a fictional character by Hella Jelena reviews
Me and my favourite character are talking about fanfiction. Warning: Quite silly
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2012 - L. McCoy - Complete
A Rest on their Laurels by GravityNeko reviews
Three-months after the Battle on Coruscant, Han, Luke, and Leia finally get a deserved rest-or do they?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
The return of Cyrano De'Beregerac by Lady Sashi reviews
A new twist on an old favourite. Based on a true story. I owm nothing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Never Grow Up by BeverlyQueen reviews
Jean-Luc spends the night with his wife and newborn child P/C
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/2/2012 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Insomniac by rockmysocks456 reviews
Loki can't sleep. And not sleeping for Loki means thinking about his flaws and inadequacies. Thor and Loki BROTHERLY love, no slash. READ AND REVIEW.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, Thor
Hush, Says the Scone by ZeezieGallifrey reviews
Martha Jones remembers when the skies were made of diamonds. Tom Milligan doesn't understand. ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Martha J., Tom M., Mickey S., The Master - Complete
Not Going to Happen by Ender The Time Lady reviews
Because the whole 'Teenager madly in love with toddler/baby' thing isn't creepy at all, and will never, ever, cause problems. Thank the gods, I don't own Stephanie Meyers, horrible, horrible creation. Enjoy! T for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Claire, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pavel Chekov by I heart Star Trek reviews
The good, the bad, and the slightly crazy. What happens to Pavel Chekov, ensign on the USS Enterprise? To find out, you must read. A collection of drabbles, small ficlets, and other unrelated stories about everyone's favourite navigator. A/N: I use Google Translate for some Russian speaking. If you can't figure out what happens when Pavel speaks Russian, just copy paste to GT!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - P. Chekov - Complete
Letting Go by ChoCedric reviews
She crouches down by his grave, running her eyes over his name again and again. "I wanted to come here today because ... because I have to tell you something," she says softly. "I'm getting married, Cedric. At first, I worried that it would be an insult to your memory to be happy again, but then I remembered how you always wanted the best for me. So Cedric, I'm doing this for you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
Forgotten by our dancing days reviews
He was Harry Potter, a boy who, once upon a time, played hero, and entered the footnotes of history. / drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Too Late by KCS reviews
Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Another Sad Statistic by Lucillia reviews
Harry watched his friend's abusive marriage end in tragedy, powerless to stop it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Shut Up and Sleep by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock has a knack for hurting himself, although not entirely on purpose. John is a doctor, and it's a good thing he's there. Doctor!John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Funeral by artyfan reviews
He was alone. Two were dead, one had killed them. He was all that was left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
First Mate by Jaeh reviews
Mycroft sends John one of Sherlock's old drawings which told a rather interesting story. Kid!lock, Fluff abounds. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Final Mission by Jadeblueafterglow17 reviews
Wesley's last mission with Captain Picard goes far worse than expected. A what-if scenario after the crash landing of the shuttle on the desert moons of Regalus. Role Reversal. Please Review & Enjoy! Continued in Part II
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Wesley C., J. Picard - Complete
Unforeseen Circumstances by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John thought it was a little bit amusing that Sherlock could fall victim to a normal illness like the flu- that was, thought it was funny until he looked at the thermometer. Rated M for language, drug abuse, allusions, and innuendos.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,553 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
If Only by thisisforyou reviews
Or, five times Sherlock Holmes wished Mycroft wasn't his brother, and one time he didn't mind. Features kid!Lock. Some angsty themes, including post-Reichenbach and drug use. COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Days After by Jordan Trevor reviews
What happened to Jean-Luc Picard during those days after the Borg and before LaBarre? This story follows the episode "The Best of Both Worlds."
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - J. Picard - Complete
Danger Night by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
John and Mycroft stage an intervention of sorts when Sherlock decides cocaine would be the thing to calm him after the poolside encounter with Moriarty. Drug use
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Silence is the Loudest Cry by MarionTheEvilLibrarian reviews
Set right after the Avengers. Loki is tried, sentenced, and put into prison though nothing is as it seems. Loki hasn't been acting himself and Thor thinks he can help but Loki won't accpet it. The Mage an old teacher of Loki's suspects the Chitauri but is Loki in need of real help or is he just playing them all into the palm of him hand - again? T for Loki whump
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Loki's Sassy Gay Friend by Nicholls reviews
This is Loki, many lives in New York City could have been saved, if he had a Sassy Gay friend…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Drunken Seduction by Katey Noelle reviews
A sober Clint helps Natasha up to their room in Stark Tower after a night of drinking. Rated T for implied sexual themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Kin by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
Informing the next of kin when an Avenger passes. All Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Tis But a Scratch! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody. On Mustafar, Obi-Wan thought the fight was all over when he chopped off Anakin's limbs. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, the Black Knight of the Sith always triumphs, and frankly he thinks Obi-Wan's a pansy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Devotion of Life's Family by RachelVille reviews
Captain Kirk is having a hard time coping with several of his crew members death. He has started wondering about his worth in life. The good news is...He has McCoy and Spock here to help.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Solace in a Brother by calebaren reviews
Thor is lounging at the Stark/Avengers Tower when Loki appears, out of the blue. NO SLASH AT ALL JUST BROTHERLY ADVICE AND SUPPORT.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Purest of Girls by Gamma Orionis reviews
Astoria looked pure on her wedding day, and not even Daphne knew how far that was from the truth. Drabble for my Harry Potter Femmeslash Comment Fic Meme on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Captain America's Book of Modern References by geekypinky reviews
Captain America keeps a log book on all the modern references that he has encountered since being M.I.A for 70 years. Come join as he learns today's modern references and terms with the help of his fellow Avengers! Slight crack and OOC-ness. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Protect Him by a-few-of-these-verses reviews
It all began when Mycroft was seven years old. A pair of blue eyes were staring at him, and their owner was his new baby brother. He was told to protect Sherlock, but as he was more concerned in his own interests, he never did. As Mycroft reminisces over their interactions throughout the years, he wishes he could turn back the clock and fix his mistakes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The truth within your eyes by candy-belle reviews
Thor suddenly realises something about Loki's eyes. A fic featuring Thor, Loki, Natasha and Clint with brotherly love and angst.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Color Me White by Laura Schiller reviews
River confronts another childhood demon, this one all too human in origin.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
The End by Irkala reviews
Everyone wonders what Romani and Cremia did in the final days as the sky fell at least I do -well here's an idea. One shot as usual. Theoretically there's two ways to go with this, I went in the more unfortunate route I suppose, after all it's the most likely considering the scale of things.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Cremia, Romani - Complete
Past the Stage of Silence by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock loves the silence when he's in the bath. It's just him, the hot water, the steam, and his thoughts. At least, it is, until John comes along ranting on about stupid things, like having to use the loo. Oh, the woes of living with a normal man.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Suitable for Children Over Twelve by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
"You know, you're walking a bit funny." "Well, John, I wonder why!" Rated T just for the euphemisms.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chicken Soup by BethXP reviews
Sherlock is sick and John has to take care of him.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Broken by Bloody Phantom reviews
One-Shot. Obi-Wan Kenobi's return to his living quarters at the Temple after the death of Qui-Gon Jinn.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Becoming Whole Again by RndmPeep reviews
Another Mustafar AU. Two brothers. Each is part of the other. Can they become whole again? First fic! r&r so I can get better! one-shot AU. Rated just to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Under the Rain by Chloe M. Kennedy reviews
Written for the 100 Themes Challenge on DeviantArt. Germany/ fem!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Inspiration by PitFTW reviews
Inspiration takes many forms and comes from many places. But no matter what, an author should always be ready to welcome it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Complete
I Know So by mycatsaninja47 reviews
Just a short one shot of Thor and Loki when they were just younglings. NO THORKI... JUST NO. Loki has a nightmare and comes to Thor for comfort.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Loki, Thor
Until Ragnarok by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Thor intends for Loki to face Asgardian justice – namely his own. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Rumor Has It by blueink3 reviews
Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,708 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Hope is for Children by Lizardbeth J reviews
Natasha waits for Clint to wake.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2012 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Happy Birthday, Phil Coulson by deshi reviews
Phil Coulson may not have met the real Captain America on his 10th birthday but he made a memory he would never forget. One Shot. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
All That You Are by CrowAggro reviews
An eternity of painful truths stretched out before him. Will his punishment ever end, will he ever find redemption and will his family still call him theirs should he make it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Broken by PoetKnowit20 reviews
Post Avengers movie but no major spoilers. Thor will never stop trying to get his brother back and Loki will never stop trying to pull away. No slash unless you really squint.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Only Human by natasharomanoff52 reviews
She was Natasha Romanoff. Incapable of love and feelings...but she was only human.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Not Sick by Random Ruth reviews
Sherlock never gets sick. Ever. One-shot; now with added sequel!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sleep of Reason by alltheangelsinheaven reviews
"I'm out here alone just trying to get home, to tell you I was wrong but you already know… you or I -right or wrong- there's no other one, after this time I spent alone, hard to believe a man with sight could be so blind, thinkin' about the better times, must have been out of my mind… Oh why did I ever doubt you? You know I would die here without you..." Rated T BECAUSE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
50 Things That Tony Stark Can Never, Ever Do by lightsthatguideus reviews
"27. Tony is not allowed to tell Natasha that the mailman who flirts with Pepper may be a terrorist." Phil Coulson attempts to help out the next "babysitter" of the Avengers. Or, more specifically, he tries to help in the handling of everyone's favorite playboy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
If You Need A Shoulder by JustJinxed reviews
On the anniversary of Phil Coulson's death, Agent Hill still can't find comfort. Thor decides to try and help her with that.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Thor - Complete
His song is ending by BlueBoxInLondon reviews
"Is the mighty Thor ... getting sentimental in my last moments?" Loki laughed, but it ended in a miserable cough./ Movieverse, no slash, rated T to be sure. WARNING: Character Death!/
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Panic by SugarSnaps037 reviews
So that metal thing on Loki's mouth was an interesting touch. I figured that it would bring up some unpleasent memories for him. Rated T for a smidge of blood.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Regrets by Dr. Nat reviews
The night after the battle against the Chitauri, Hawkeye feels responsible for the destruction.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Avengers Abridged by Edwards-Ebed reviews
How the Avengers movie could have ended.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Cake Full Of Plums by Pargoletta reviews
It's the begininng of January, 1976. For seven-year-old Mycroft Holmes, life as he knows it is about to change.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
A Moment of Peace by Scarlet Hanson reviews
Italy has a nightmare that Germany dies, and realizes he has something very important to tell the man. As the war continues on, Italy and Germany struggle to keep their love and themselves alive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Bored by TheNameIsHolmesSherlockHolmes reviews
Kid!Lock. Sherlock is bored and Mycroft just wants to read. However, when Mummy is out and Mycroft is being boring, lets say it's time to bring out the big guns. Sherlock etc. C BBC/Godtisson/Arthur Conan Doyle
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
I'll Cover You by Jaeh reviews
Five times Mycroft found creative uses for his umbrella, and the one time he used it as intended. Sherlock and Mycroft brother fluff, no slash. With a few kid!lock fics, and BAMF Mycroft. R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost by the ticking clock reviews
Because no matter what Loki's done, no matter what's he's become, he will always be Thor's brother.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki, Thor
Star by our dancing days reviews
"The first time he performed an Unforgivable, he threw up all over Andy's shoes." / 20 things you never knew about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
I failed by A Liar called Jago reviews
Loki failed. He has not delivered the Tesseract. He knows that someday he has to pay for his faliure.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
All About Us by Gamma Orionis reviews
Narcissa loves her husband dearly, but she's never been attracted to men. Written for queer-fest on Livejournal and the Diversity Competition on the HPFC forum. Narcissa/Lucius, Narcissa/Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Cuddler by Jaeh reviews
John wasn't opposed to sharing a bed. But cuddling? Really now. Inspired by all the sleeping-in-the-same-bed fics out there. No slash, but can be if you bring goggles.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Galaxy by our dancing days reviews
"Bellatrix decided that, as she couldn't use magic, their father's wand was good enough to poke through her sister's eye. Not in. Through." / 20 things you never knew about Andromeda Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Anywhere by huggablelove reviews
"I care not for the fact that we are not bound by blood. I care only for the memories we share. That proves we are brothers more than blood ever could" Contains angst and brotherly love.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Through Your Eyes by Ravenus reviews
When Natasha loses her eyesight she needs someone to help her see. And whose eyes would be better than Clint's? Friendship/mild romance. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Technology by a-few-of-these-verses reviews
Steve visits Tony to learn how to use his new cell phone. This is my first Avengers story, so please R&R I'm not sure if I'm writing the characters correctly .
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Don't Let The Bedbugs Bite by pillows-and-bees-03 reviews
Charles goes around the mansion that first night he brought the mutants there to tuck them to sleep while trying his best to hold back a bitter childhood memory. Erik has his book confiscated and is not happy about it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Shakespeare in the Park by Nyhratak reviews
"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" Tony decides to have some fun at Thor's expense, and suddenly a very deceived demigod is reading a female role from a Shakespearian play in the middle of Central Park! Tony's screwed.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Kids React to What We Wankers Write About Them by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
I love rumours! You learn things about yourself that you never even knew! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2012 - James S. P., Lucy W. - Complete
Crimson Deck by Andalusia25 reviews
It was not really told how close Agent Coulson and Captain American were, but the only part of the movie I didn't like or agree with was the 'death' of Agent Coulson. So here is a little drabble about what I think is going to happen next. Spoiler alert
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Requiem for a Mario by blacksand1 reviews
Two temporally/culturally displaced Avengers, one NES, one classic Mario game. Only one thing can ensue from this combination. Gen, rated T mostly just for language and supreme idiocy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Behind Cold Metal by GenericDude reviews
After Samus is captured by Meta Ridley, the hesitation to kill each other soon turns into an emotion that the two of them would have never expected. SamusxMeta Ridley. Rated T for some minor swearing and agnsty situations. Please R&R
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,530 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Samus A., Ridley - Complete
Burn by White Lioness Spirit reviews
The Avengers- Their chemistry burns so strongly that only the smallest spark is needed to set them ablaze. Clint/Natasha one-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Zelda Mini Madness! by Quintaso reviews
It's not drop dead comedy, but hopefully it'll make you chuckle.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 53,414 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Trees and Nonsense by bluebook1496 reviews
This is a random story that focuses around our favorite X-men, Marie and Logan. R&R!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Cuddling by Ancalime8301 reviews
Holmes appears in the Watsons' bed in the middle of the night needing comfort. They oblige.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Mary M., S. Holmes - Complete
A New Level of Disturbing by Lucillia reviews
Being a historical personage while still alive can be problematic, especially when there are Holodecks involved.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2012 - J. Picard
To Boldly Go by Lee Davies reviews
Bert gets a surprise when he follows three strange men in the park... One shot, Bert/Mary mentioned.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
Following Charlie Weasley by Scarlett Rogue reviews
When Charlie displays unusual behavior during the war, Kingsley suspects him of going over to the other side. What will he discover when he follows the young man? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Charlie W., Kingsley S. - Complete
Spring Fever by Starsmith reviews
This is written before and during the events of Amok Time and is intended as a sympathetic explanation for T'Pring's actions. Spoiler Warning! Pairings: T'Pring/Stonn
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Spock
Bob Lee by I heart Star Trek reviews
A new Security ensign is about to go on his first mission aboard the Enterprise.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Complete
What's in a Name? by gethsemane342 reviews
Sometimes, people get tired of being named after their District. One mother's desire to change the status quo. Oneshot, not intended to be taken seriously.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
Messianic Paradigm by Ster J reviews
When Spock died at the end of TWOK, where did he go? Please don't tell my priest that I wrote this story in my head – in church – on Easter!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Spock - Complete
If I Didn't Care by Red Bess Rackham reviews
Maybe it makes him a horrible person, but Gale can't help it: sometimes he wishes he never cared about Katniss. That way, maybe it wouldn't hurt so much to watch. Gale/Katniss. Wee oneshot. For the Girl on Fire ficathon.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [Gale H., Katniss E.] - Complete
Reichenbach Variations by Ancalime8301 reviews
The confrontation between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty could have happened a number of ways: five ways it could have gone wrong and one way it could have gone right. RDJ!Holmes verse. Warning: character deaths
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/15/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Moriarty - Complete
I've Just Seen a Face by Cooper-Gwen reviews
April, 1926: Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood meet. Sparks fly, and there is quite a lot of musing. Indiana/Marion. EDIT: Now a two part story!
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Freak by xdeathberry reviews
Kid!Sherlock can't sleep, so he asks his older brother, teenage!Mycroft about a particular word he heard, but didn't quite understand. Oneshot. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Star Wars Chatroom by Megsay reviews
Luke, Leia, Han, Darth Vader, Padme, Anakin Skywalker, Ben Kenobi, and other fall onto a chatroom. Warning: Really random!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Luke S. - Complete
Hyrule's War by Kikilu Banner reviews
Link's been gone for 5 years, and all of Hyrule is missing him. When he does come back, he and Zelda spend the day together. Their perfect day only gets ruined that night, when they find out their neighboring country wants to wage war.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,708 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Link, Zelda
Flos Vita by Saphura reviews
Sometimes a silent and small message is the loudest of all. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Alike by Lucillia reviews
The twins born to Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala were very much like their parents, even going so far as to follow similar career paths. The few people who knew them and their parents however sometimes wondered if something had been flipped.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
The Price of Paradise by Sarah1281 reviews
The Lorax had done it. The forest would be protected and the Once-ler would chop down no more trees. The outcome was, for the most part, good but the cost had been heavy indeed. It was never supposed to have been like this but there was no going back now
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler - Complete
April Fool's by I heart Star Trek reviews
A prank is pulled on the Captain of the USS Enterprise.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
Reverence by EHWIES reviews
She remembers every Tuesday she shrank herself trying to fit in his lap while he studied in the library and their pinkies linked and she prayed she could tread on all their eggshells without cracking them, hack away her angles until she fit him, somehow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Bedtime by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
Mycroft is awoken in the middle of the night by Sherlock. Kid!Lock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Colours by gethsemane342 reviews
Sometimes, she just wishes that people would treat her like Glimmer and not like a joke.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Glimmer - Complete
Flying by a-few-of-these-verses reviews
Lily is stressed over studying for the NEWTS, so James takes her to the Quidditch Pitch for an afternoon of flying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Things Not to Tell the Grandkids by Sarah1281 reviews
Ted loved being a big hero and he was already planning out the story he'll be telling his and hopefully Audrey's grandchildren one day. Still, he's realized that there were parts of the story that other people really didn't need to know...
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Ted Wiggins - Complete
All in a Week by FullMetalHetalian7 reviews
It's nearing the end of WWII and Germany is stressed. One of the reasons why is because Italy is hurt and he needs to focus on taking care of her. The other reason is the dreams he's been having of a little maid and a boy that looks familiar. Fem!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
To the Trolls and the ToD Writers by PitFTW reviews
"But Link is ruining the archive with his stupid Truth or Dares! They are unintelligent and an insulting way to gain reviews!" "Oh yeah? Look how many troll fics you've written! How many flames have caused me to slit my wrists!" A satire.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Link, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
Signs Unnoticed by Sarah1281 reviews
After the destruction of the Truffula trees, the Once-Ler is left to try to figure out where it all went wrong and how he could have possibly missed all the signs that things weren't as good as they seemed. And yeah, he should have listened to the Lorax.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Answer by AvidAkiraReader reviews
I still ask her—after burying what seems like a hundred yet only two people—why this is happening to all of us now.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Zelda/Sheik, Link - Complete
Come Away to the Water by flyingthroughfire reviews
"Come on Chihiro. Let's go home."
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Vigil by ruth baulding reviews
Written for a very specific fan request, on a theme so venerable and oft-repeated that it should be a 'saber kata. Author apologizes in advance for egregious abuse of a brave and noble character.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Spot of Q? by Neb reviews
Q and Picard talk to each other. I don't own any of the characters, the locations, nothing at all.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - J. Picard, Q
Logan's Apology by AnnaKathlyn15 reviews
Sequal to Rogue's Nail Polish Revenge. a smartalek continuation on the stoy in a semi-logan pov. Rogan insinuated.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Rogue's nail polish revenge by AnnaKathlyn15 reviews
An Angry Rogue nail polish Logan that's asleep lot's of laughs and mayhem. What did Logan do to earn the wrath of Rogue with nail polish? Read and find out. rated T for mild language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Reminiscence by I Am Book Ninja reviews
Hermione doesn't talk to you anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
The Burning Time by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Spock begins to feel his second pon farr coming upon him, so he returns to Vulcan where he hopes to gain relief.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Spock, C. Chapel - Complete
In the Family Way by CityDurl reviews
No one can tell when an android is expecting, especially if he won't tell. One-shot before The Offspring.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Data, Lal - Complete
The Needs of Many by TheNeedsOfMany reviews
James T. Kirk's emotional turmoil as he lets Edith Keeler right the timeline.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
Danger Nights by angelsintophats reviews
Written for a prompt speculating upon what it would be like if Mycroft and John's "danger night" conversation had been alluding to a suicidal Sherlock. "The five times that John watched over Sherlock/the one time Sherlock did likewise". Spoilers for TRF.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fear by Infactrus Pennae reviews
Everyone knows you wear red...you're dead.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Spock - Complete
The things we don't do for love by PT21 reviews
Challenge: Keywords; Riker, Snake, Wilderness
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - W. Riker, D. Troi - Complete
Divinity by Gamma Orionis reviews
Merope's child is of God; nothing will dissuade her of that. Written for Writing Challenge #49 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Merope G. - Complete
Darkest Romance by Gamma Orionis reviews
Love is beautiful, addictive, painful, difficult and above all, dangerous. Thirteen short Bellamort pieces, written for rarepair-shorts at livejournal. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Keeping Secrets by Gamma Orionis reviews
Ginny doesn't like keeping secrets. Written for the Drabble Tag at femslash100 on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Far Longer than Forever by Madam'zelleGiry reviews
I close my eyes and I am where you are... Gift fic for Slytherin Head
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Tools by PitFTW reviews
Why should I remain here, where I'm hated? Why should I remain here, where I will only be scorned?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Complete
You Should Be Destroyed by Lysana reviews
A short introspective piece from Data's POV, set shortly after Tasha's death in the episode 'Skin of Evil.' Here is what I believe Data was thinking when he said that the alien called Armus should die. Counterpart to my fic 'No Wings To Fly.'
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Ares and Aphrodite by CityDurl reviews
Data never does anything by halves. One-shot after Angel One. Fluffy D/T. My first piece of fluff, in fact.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
The Logic of the Emotional by kirayasha aka kira reviews
Amanda, after venting her frustrations at them, realize both her husband and son have an odd sense of humor…
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
The Love Boat Enterprise by kraftykathy reviews
The Enterprise carries 1000 people and provides a vast range of entertainment options. How does the crew prevent double bookings on the holodeck or decide who gets to provide musical entertainment in Ten Forward? Why the ship's cruise director of course!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete
Lament for a Future by Dalektopia reviews
The Hero's dreams take a turn to the future, seeing into his bloodline with the hatred of the Demon King, and the spirit of Her Grace forever intertwined.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Link
How to Kill Godzilla by Azecreth reviews
My little rant on how the JSDF should have tried to kill Godzilla in the movies. Oneshot
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Godzilla - Complete
Exposed by bookdragon01 reviews
Jim walks in on an unexpected sight...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, Gaila - Complete
I Showed Them by FadingPhantoms reviews
Just a little one-shot I wrote in Shadow Link's point of view. A.K.A. Shadow from the Four Swords Manga.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Shadow Link - Complete
Of Plomeek Soup and Metal Trays by Darkwood Princess reviews
Everyone's seen the scene from "Amok Time" where Spock flips out and throws Plomeek soup at Nurse Chapel. How would that have gone over in this new universe? XD A one shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2012 - C. Chapel, Spock - Complete
Love Over Marriage by Gamma Orionis reviews
Bellatrix wouldn't get married if she loved you, Andromeda tells her little sister. Written for lunalestrange4's Slash and/or Femslash Competition on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Teaching, A Guide By Professor M McGonagall by our dancing days reviews
Why Hogwarts parents' evenings were scrapped, why Minerva McGonagall was eternally grateful, and exactly why no one since has dared to asked her what the point of Transfiguration is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
Order of Merlin, First Class by our dancing days reviews
When Patience Pettigrew received a finger - just that, a finger - in return for her son's life, she did not cry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Peter P., OC - Complete
A Dish Served Cold by kraftykathy reviews
After being transported from the Enterprise to the endless icy vacuum of space, Lore has nothing but thoughts of revenge to keep him warm.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Lore - Complete
Greetings and Salutations! by CityDurl reviews
The simplest question can become a loaded one for the complex crew of the NCC-1701D. Double drabble. Extremely silly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
dead by our dancing days reviews
Did it make her less of a mother if she, in all her glory, lived? / freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Narcissa M. - Complete
believe by our dancing days reviews
Because children aren't born evil; cowards don't play at playgrounds and sinners don't buy lollipops. You don't get on the express train outta Hell to be bought by the Devil. / freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Peter P. - Complete
Where's the Cannon? by Lucillia reviews
Why Dudley asked about a cannon when Hagrid arrived, bringing Harry's Hogwarts acceptance letter with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Dudley D. - Complete
How to Tell if You Love Star Trek by TheEmberRaven reviews
These are 15 signs that you may be a Trekkie. You have been warned.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
Mein Bruderlein by Melody Syper Carston reviews
Listen to what I am telling you: You are a great, strong nation, mein bruderlein. I have taught you well. You will not be alone. "The Holy Roman Empire has fallen. He's dead. But I swear to you, he will rise again." Historical fic. REWRITTEN.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Holy Roman Empire, Prussia - Complete
The Fight by Deanna Janeway reviews
Deanna is with somebody else, so naturally Riker is jealous. Please review. T/R
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - D. Troi, W. Riker - Complete
Albus gets a spinny chair by NeonEmotions reviews
"Never again will I purchase muggle furniture"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Star Trek Sonnet: The Next Generation by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Nerd worlds collide once again in this English sonnet celebrating the crew of the Enterprise-D.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - J. Picard, W. Riker - Complete
Wit Barton and Tony Snark Can't Stop by Red Tigress reviews
Clint and Tony can't shut up even when fighting a possessed Thor. No pairings, some whump. One-shot. Rated for language and some violence. Movie-verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Best Treasure by Life Is A Highway66 reviews
Linebeck wanted to admit that his adventures with Link had changed him, however, sometimes you have to admit that only the best kind of treasure can change a man... Or not. LINEBECKxJOLENE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Linebeck, Jolene
The X Chronicles Book One: Visitors by ghidorah5464 reviews
The Xilians from Godzilla: Final Wars return to Earth for a vacation. However, what was supposed to be a relaxing trip turns into a reunion with old enemies, some of which are willing to become allies but others who want nothing but revenge.
Crossover - Godzilla & V, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 30,932 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Shinichi Ozaki, Miyuki Otonashi, Anna, Marcus - Complete
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Narcissa's Marriage Bed by Gamma Orionis reviews
Though Lucius is enjoying his wife, Narcissa finds herself quite bored. Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #12 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Terminal Twilight by Zelda-Fanatic121 reviews
'This threat has been on the side lines for a long time. It watched as Link grew more powerful, and it saw when he was finally strong enough to rid this realm of Ganondorf. It knows what to expect and just like the Hero has come a long way, it has, too.'
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,047 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Lily or a Rose by Gamma Orionis reviews
Lily seems pure, but she knows she is not, and she does not care. Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #15 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hello from the Edo by CityDurl reviews
What happened when the first away team met the people of Rubicun III? One-shot at the beginning of Justice.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - N. Yar, Data - Complete
Cissy's Desires by Gamma Orionis reviews
Narcissa has a desire for dominance, but only one partner who she can dominate... Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #8 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Narcissa M., Kreacher - Complete
Words That End In Itch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Molly Weasley can think of words besides "witch" to describe Fleur Delacour. Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #2 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Molly W., Fleur D. - Complete
In Another Life by Destroyer Ov Nations reviews
What if Janeways life was a little different? Alternate universe.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - K. Janeway - Complete
Malfoy Peacock by Gamma Orionis reviews
When a peacock cannot tell whether one is human or not, perhaps one's dress robes have become too elaborate. Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #1 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Narcissa M., Druella B. - Complete
Precious Peacock by Gamma Orionis reviews
It is all too easy, in anger, to destroy something that is precious to us. Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #1 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Lucius M. - Complete
I Can Hear You Dream at Night by dotori reviews
He promised he'd remember; he wishes he could forget.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Wiress, Beetee - Complete
Frozen by Walkinthegarden reviews
She froze her heart after the war, easily becoming the most feared woman in the Wizard world. Why has she done this to herself? She is gone. Sequel is up labeled Cracked Ice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Strange by Gamma Orionis reviews
There's something strange about Lily Evans... or at least, about what she can do. Written for Ravenclaw House homework on Hogwarts Online II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dayme's Not Well by DaughterOfStarlight reviews
California, 1976. A terrified groupie drags a doctor in to see to her lady, the beautiful wife of crime lord Macbeth, tormented by guilt and the drugs the rock scene is all too eager to supply. Spin on Lady Macbeth's infamous sleepwalking scene.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012
Boss Hogg by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
After Ensign Chekov is pressed into service as a bartender, he gets some really terrifying news. One shot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2012 - P. Chekov
The one and only! by Lord Jeremy Silver reviews
Alternative end for the movie Star Trek: Generations.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - J. Picard, J. Kirk - Complete
Control by artyfan reviews
Because in the end, it was he who had control over her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Tom R. Sr., Merope G. - Complete
Never Again or why Sherlock always drives by grannysknitting reviews
a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ash, Gold, Quartz by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. AU. Prompt: "Moriarty burns the heart out of Sherlock. John builds him a new one." Or: Sherlock doesn't want a new heart and John doesn't care.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone on the Moors by Gamma Orionis reviews
Andromeda has never had the nerve to go out on the moors by herself before. Written for a-writing-muse on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Andromeda T. - Complete
M e m o r y: Picture Fail by AvidAkiraReader reviews
Being tasked to find an appropriate picture isn't quite so easy for Ness.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Ness - Complete
The Last Thing They Expected by Ulura reviews
On one of Lestrade's drug busts the team finds something that shocks and mystifies not only the police, but John as a well. Perhaps Sherlock was not always as cold as he is now. Maybe something made him that way.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Her Owner by Gamma Orionis reviews
Bellatrix always swore she would never let herself belong to another person. Written for a-writing-muse on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Addiction by akisura12 reviews
Sherlock thought going cold turkey would be easier the second time. It wasn't. Post-Reichenbach, not slash. Oneshot. Based on a prompt for a sick Sherlock going through withdrawl.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Home to Her by SiriusMarleneXWolverineRogue reviews
Logan's legs couldn't get him there fast enough. Faster. He needed to run faster. He needed to have her in his arms. Them in his arms. One-Shot ROGAN! Loagn/Rogue!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Indecision by LadySaxophone reviews
**WRITTEN BY LADYSAXOPHONE'S LITTLE SISTER!** Another ROTS AU, since both of us are heartbroken by the Mustafar scene.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Hawkeye Hates Prince of Thieves by Red Tigress reviews
Prompt response. "Hawkeye is not someone you want to watch Robin Hood movies with." Clint, Steve and Thor. No pairings.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Pretty in Paint by Gamma Orionis reviews
Draco and Luna have some fun with a few pots of paint. Written for hp-humpdrabbles on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Are You Sitting Comfortably? by Garmonbozia reviews
The Storyteller hadn't bloody finished yet, so just sit down, shut up and listen to the ending. Alright, kids? - Oneshot Featuring, btw, the 'clue' Moffat seems to think we all missed. We're not that thick, folks, now, are we?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Sleeper, Awake by CityDurl reviews
Not all dreams stem from memories. Another one-shot after Birthright Pt. 1. Data/Tasha. For BatMonkey81.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Epilogue: Arsenal of Freedom by RhyannD reviews
Brief, complete. Just the ending we did not see. Within the series. P/C. I don't own anything, Paramount does. If *I* did, they would finish unfinished business at the ends of episodes!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Don't Shoot Me by Macabre Hearts reviews
Believing there is a deadly intruder in his house, Germany loads his gun and charges down the hallway, ready to kill whoever it is...Gott Dank it is only Italy, lonely and scared. FLUFF, YAOI, ONE SHOT maybe two shot REVIEW?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
nova sketch by crimson and bare reviews
The number of the Black Family's secrets is staggering. A secret for each child. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Obliviate by xXxCharlyxXx reviews
Draco has to make Luna forget their relationship or else they may be in trouble. 100 word drabble of the unrequited love that is Druna. DH compliant. Now a series of drabbles about their future lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Big Forehead by potterride reviews
Another attempt to call off the wedding between Bill and Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Bill W., Ginny W. - Complete
Danger Nights by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Danger nights, Mycroft called them, and he was too right. Sherlock, John and resisting the seven percent solution.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Merely A Minor Position by Sarah1281 reviews
A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not a Careless Girl by Gamma Orionis reviews
Andromeda would not make a truly important decision without planning every detail. Written for the January 5th Prompt of the Day on Hogwarts Online II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Watson, Lost Friendships, and Rugby Balls by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Holmes comes to terms of Watson's leaving over a simple, little, inconsequential object.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
AWWW by TeaOli reviews
Someone has been sending George mystery parcels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - George W.
We Couldn't by Gamma Orionis reviews
Remus insists that he and Tonks couldn't ever be together. Written for Asking Me Where My Love Grows' First Kiss Challenge on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Painted from Memory by CityDurl reviews
One-shot after Birthright Pt. 1. Data and Geordi reflect on two losses in Data's life.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Getting Even: Granger Style by cupcake.universe reviews
Ron is a complete idiot, leaving Hermione alone on her birthday and going to an after party with some other girl instead of her. But when Draco Malfoy gives her the chance to get even, could she resist such an offer? FINISHED WITH EPILOGUE :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That One Glance by GetAQuill reviews
That one glance. That one powerful, heart-melting, piercing glance. Watson's emotions and muses as the wonderful idiot of a best man jumped into the Reichenbach Falls to save Europe. One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Danger Nights by SlaughterOtter reviews
John is all too familiar with danger nights. Involves drug use and a hint of what's mentioned in S02E01
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Take a Picture, Holmes! by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
All John Watson really wants is a normal friend and a good night's sleep.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Dorm Room: a Chronicle of Spock and Kirk by Lizzie Foster reviews
What if Spock and Kirk had met at Starfleet Academy? And, more importantly, what if they had been roommates? Hilarity and the occasional fistfight ensues as Spock realizes that Kirk's favorite pastime is not studying; it's playing pranks. Not slashy
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,712 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock - Complete
Composition by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
After Sherlock dies at Reichenbach, John has to go through his things. He finds something which breaks his heart in the best possible way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Peeta's Dad: Hearth Mellark by Layne Muffins reviews
PEETA'S DAD: Hearth Mellark, has always had a crush on Maybelline Calo, the Apothecary Runner's daughter. He witnesses her falling in love with a Seam boy, get married, and have 2 beautiful girls. Hearth even experiences his son's love for their girl.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Method to Madness: the 25th Annual Hunger Games by Layne Muffins reviews
Yeah, I did it. The most stupid thing in the world. I fell in love in the Games. And to think I was the top in my class. Guys, this really sucks and I hate it! Read at your own risk!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,856 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
The Guilt Collection by Lilia Gibson reviews
It started with my story "Guilt" and I've taken it in a few different directions.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Had your Starship Captain Spayed or Neuted? by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Have you had your Starship Captain Spayed or Neutered? A public service announcement from the Q Continuum...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Doctor's Dibs: missing moment and epilogue by RhyannD reviews
Missing P/C moment & epilogue for The Devil's Due. Quick, complete & canon. Paramount obviously left these out or I wouldn't have to write them... If I could make money at it, I would, but I can't, so I don't. The T is for one word of language.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
A Long Year's Nightmare by Madianna reviews
A year after the experiment in which the Capulet swapped children with the Montagues, Hermia, Lord Capulet's illegitimate daughter, is left torn between not one, not two, but three boys. But actions have consequences, and Hermia must face up to hers. An installment of the Child Swap Series.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 91,416 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Textbook Example by bookdragon01 reviews
Prisoner situation in which Gaila demonstrates why she is a GQMF - the G stands for green.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Gaila, J. Kirk - Complete
Petals On a Wet, Black Bough by kayly silverstorm reviews
X-Men First Class: When Shaw and Azazel free Emma Frost instead of letting her rot in CIA custody, when Frost comes after Charles, events take a different turn. And their world will never be the same again. Can be read as deep friendship or pre-slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,583 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
My Soul is Dark by PenPatronus reviews
Erik tries to save Charles when Cerebro goes haywire, but he only makes things much, much worse. Extreme angst and hurt / comfort, friendship, drama. AU First Class XMFC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Stacking Books by Fidgett reviews
Just some cute Kid!Sherlock and Kid!Mycroft. I've got this new love for Kid!Holmes. I keep getting really adorable scenes in my head of the two brothers as children and I feel the need to write them. Pointless, really.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Stolen Life by KBeternallove reviews
Frodo sees the life he should have lived.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Frodo B.
Cease Fire Fail by RhyannD reviews
Failure of a mission isn't always the worst thing, sometimes the results are worth it. The Captain & the Doctor caught in the fallout from a failed cease fire. One shot for two challenges. Quick and complete. edited for typos
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Be Smart by themask77 reviews
Q: How do you survive fictional characters waking you up in the middle of the night? This is what I came up with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
Best of Friends by Maddiepink5 reviews
Maddie has to go through a lot to get her best friend's silly magazine. In return, Cookie takes care of her sick best friend, and Maddie realizes how lucky she is. Oneshot.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
A Messy Business by KCS reviews
Story told through 221B drabble format, which I created for the ACD!Holmes fandom years ago. Written for LJ's Watson's Woes MiniWriMo. Kid!fic, so if that and fluff aren't your cup of tea feel free to skip this one.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Reasons Why by Aiden Skywalker reviews
Obi-Wan is pondering his place in the world, while Qui-Gon attempts to bring his padawan a sense of peace.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Wouldn't want it any other way by Alissa-Weasley reviews
"Er- you've got a bit on your lips" he said to her. "Well, Mr. Longbottom. It's your job to take it off" she said, giggling as she slowly closed her eyes and moved closer to him. Cotton Candy, A Ferris Wheel and ... Radish! Neville and Luna's first date
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Bullies and Bandages by teaandtoves reviews
Kid!Sherlock gets bullied and falls over. Kid!John doctors him. Gen Drabble
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Another Night Alone by FlamingPhoenix202 reviews
Jean-luc spends the evening with Beverly, but is forced to spend the night alone. P/C
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2011 - J. Picard, B. Crusher - Complete
Peace Was Never An Option by TheTimelessCycle reviews
First Class AU-Because the way Cuba ended, no matter how horrific, wasn't the worst of the possible outcomes.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,286 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
In the Dark by CityDurl reviews
The discovery of Data's brother on Omicron Theta brings a master manipulator to the Enterprise. One-shot during Datalore. Rated for adult situations and a wee bit of profanity. Data/Tasha
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Data, Lore - Complete
Three Brothers by CarolineForbesLove reviews
Thor never knew he had an older brother. Odin keeps his secrets very well. This is a ficlet. Fairly short. I always wanted to write a cross over and Thor/Star Trek was a obvious one for me. Basically, I had to get it off my chest.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Thor - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Odin, Loki, Thor - Complete
Vingman by HannahMCR reviews
A Chekov-centric story with some Kirk/Spock hints and some McCoy. Mostly TOS, but a bit of ST: 2009 mixed up. Attempted Chekov-speak. Summary: Kirk likes girls. He tries to recruit Chekov to help him. Written in fifteen minutes for selfish reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Sarkos Eve by ruth baulding reviews
Master and Padawan step into a Halloween special - at their own peril.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Defensive Tactics by RhyannD reviews
An away mission gone bad... lots of P/C. A nod to Oparu & ardavenport. If I had anything to do with the characters or their Universe, would I be posting here? just housekeeping-editing syntax, no update.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Cease Your Raging by rebecca-in-blue reviews
"Erik hasn't done this in a very long time." Set during First Class: Three times Charles and Erik saw each other cry. Three times they didn't. Not as sappy as it may sound.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Almost Lover by Twisp reviews
Once upon a time, a sad boy told a sad little girl that she would never be alone again – that she would never again have to fend for herself. That little boy lied. All fairytales come to an end.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Xavier, C., Mystique - Complete
The Grox by Tetragon reviews
They are more than just those who despise the galaxy. They have a history, too. OneShot, may turn into more, later.
Spore - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - The Grox
My Dad's a Norse God, Bones by Limited-Fantasy reviews
Three years in space and Jim thinks nothing can really surprise him anymore. Well, apparently gods and family still can, as he finds out when he accidentally ends up in Asgard. Norsekink crack prompt fill.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Loki - Complete
Scar Tissue by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Because some things can never fully heal; the pain can just be taken away for a while. The story of a girl, the Hunger Games and what came after. The story of the District Three victors, and of finding family in the most unlikely places.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Wiress, Beetee - Complete
Heavy by RhyannD reviews
A brief glimpse into the life of the Captain.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - J. Picard, B. Crusher - Complete
What Is The Internet Really For? by 8basketballdiva8 reviews
Gilbert and friends educate Elitzaveta on what the internet is really for. SONGFIC! More Avenue Q.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
First class: MarySue Madness by kittenstanley reviews
Do not take this seriously. this is pure crack randomness, nothing more. I'm new to writing so please no flames, this is supposed to be stupid. written for the lack of first class parodys
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
Are You Gay? by 8basketballdiva8 reviews
Alfred successfully pissed Iggy off to the nth degree. Songfic! If You Were Gay from Avenue Q. Rated T 'cause I don't wanna get in trouble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Enough by roguewriter729 reviews
Charles overdoes it and ends up sick. X-Men: First Class fic
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Maggie and the Fountain Idol by EuphrosyneUnlimited reviews
In which Maggie, rescued from the Forsaken Fortress and now rich, finds a sneaky way to amuse herself while waiting for Moe's reply.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Complete
Nightmare by JDominique37 reviews
What if everyone and everything you knew, turned out to be a lie?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Shame of the Hero by Dark Lord Link reviews
An interpretation of the fall of Hyrule. Link's POV, post-OOT/MM, pre-WW.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Link - Complete
The Storm by EsmeAmelia reviews
The Solo children get scared during a thunderstorm and seek out Han and Leia for comfort. Sappy story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Frozen in Carbonite by Dara Tavar reviews
Was Han really frozen in carbonite just for Jabba the Hutt? Or, did Vader have a different reason for freezing the man? This is a short two-shot about the real reason Vader had Han frozen in carbonite. Thanks Young at Heart21 for the idea! R&R please!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Darth Vader, Han S. - Complete
Ebony by cutiereader968 reviews
There was a light, small, ever so small, shining through the darkness.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Zelda/Sheik, Link - Complete
For Zelda12343 by KissMyDeadLips reviews
I love your story so much but I can't take the wait any longer so I giving you this story which I was going to use in some funny scene but I though why can you have it so please take it!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Pres. Coin, Pres. Snow - Complete
The Giver: Chapter 24 by Super-Shadow1248 reviews
Yes, another story about the 24th chapter of The Giver. Even though there are many like this, please read!
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
The Death of Tingle by ZeldaManiac99 reviews
Finally, that loser is dead!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Link, Tingle - Complete
Of Weeds and Blasters by hyperpotterprincess reviews
After too much liquor at the party of Endor, Han asks Leia to marry him. Challenge given to me by princessofthescoundrels. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
A Companion's Guide To The Doctor by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
Amy wakes up in the Tardis and, momentarily believing herself to be back on Apalapucia, calls out for a familiar voice. She gets a little more than she bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Void You Leave by picrusher reviews
An agonizing vigil spent in search of one perfect smile. One-Shot. P/C
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Howling Only For You by Aravis17 reviews
Remus doesn't try to compete with Sirius and James as far as girls are concerned. Turns out he doesn't need to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
Ten Years by Midori12 reviews
America wakes up on the tenth year anniversary of 9/11 ready to go about the same routine he does every year on this day. But the presense of a familiar-looking little girl, and England, along with some other countries, may change that. 9/11 fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Did I Fail to Mention? by prisoner2187 reviews
Han discovers Leia went to Coruscant while he was in carbonite.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Royal Screw Up by RiderlessWolf reviews
Link meets Sheik, and in an unprecedentedly open conversation between the two, Link shares with the sheikah his less than thoughtful opinions of the Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Link, Sheik
I Still Love You by nomadic-moon reviews
When Hermione and Harry eaves drop on their son's love life, they find that history repeats itself. It's not my best work, but give it a chance please! HP/HG with slight mention of RW/LL one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Higher Ground by RhyannD reviews
One of my favorite P/C moments inspired this little fluff. Small perspectives from High Ground They belong to Paramount.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Remembered by RhyannD reviews
brief little P/C moment at the end of Remember Me. Paramount is Q, I'm just visiting their sandbox.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard
Heal What Has Been Hurt by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
A missing scene I thought of from when Eugene comes back to life to when Rapunzel and Eugene reached the castle.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Frozen by Shoujo Kakumei Rena reviews
As soon as she had reached for her coat, he knew his time was up. Lame title, I know. SamusxIke, because this pairing needs more love! R&R, please!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Ike, Samus A.
A Photo by Moviefanatic2.0 reviews
Ariadne has some big news. I am also terrible at summaries.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Editor's Cut by Genius-626 reviews
SPOOF ALERT. Zach Staenberg wants revenge on the Wachowski Brothers for being perfectionist freaks of nature, but how far will he go to exact that revenge?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Neo, Cypher - Complete
Vulcans by Ender's Fangirl reviews
Spock decides the to make a list to inform the Captain of several facts concerning Vulcan behavior.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Child Swap by Madianna reviews
After a prank on Tybalt goes too far, the Capulets and the Montagues are forced to swap children for two weeks and the results are televised to the rest of Verona. Fantastic. But will they discover that they have more in common than at odds?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 65,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
The Stars Move Still by Gilbert H. Karr reviews
This is the story of an Intrepid explorer who runs away on a secret mission, at the request of some of the Federation's finest minds, and the Doctor who must stay behind and pick up the pieces. Rated K plus for language. I don't write slash. Pls R and R.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
Yet Another Sick Nation Story by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Feliciano has a fever. And like any other similar plot with sterotypes, angst follows...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Regret by A Band Of Thieves reviews
Winner of District 14's monthly prompt: Gambling. Contains a bad father, his drunken friends, and a daughter!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Destiny, Heroism, and a Very Tiny Kitten by Aerileigh reviews
The Fates destined Draco Malfoy to be a hero, but he doesn't have a heroic bone in his otherwise perfect body. But between a petulant Valkyrie, a cuddly ball of fur, and one misplaced Ginny Weasley, there is yet hope in this vainglorious world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Lie in Wait by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
-X-Men First Class.- It's been a month since the Cuban Missile Crisis, and Erik's guilt over Charles' condition consumes him. When the telepath learns of the man's plaguing nightmares and self-hatred, he thinks a nightly visit is in order. Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Anything by leapylion3 reviews
An H/L oneshot, with some Luke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Hermione, Pregnant? by ilovequinn11 reviews
Hermione's pregnant? Gasp! :O
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Until The Time Comes by kai mousy reviews
Fill for a lj prompt at the st xi kink meme: "Thor stands on the end of Bifrost every evening to watch his son".
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Winona K., Thor - Complete
Connecting the Allegiance by Lilia Gibson reviews
This story takes place at the end of "Allegiance."
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - J. Picard, B. Crusher - Complete
Legendary Lawn Care Service by Spotty1006 reviews
Red, Green, Blue, and Vio start up a lawn care service for the summer. One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Vio, Red - Complete
Through my eyes by Olympya reviews
Beverly's POV.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
But There's Someone Who's Torn It Apart by Citizenjess reviews
Charles finds a way to cope with the aftermath of Cuba. Erik finds out. Warning: Self-injury. Spoilers for "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Awake by TheInvisibleQuestion reviews
In a surprising turn of events, Remus and Tonks wake up in the Great Hall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hearts of two worlds by PaperPrince reviews
After the destruction of the planet Vulcan ensign Chekov doesn't feel like celebrating the victory of the enterprise along with the rest of the crew. Avoiding the party he meets someone who is literally out of this world... Chekov/Female OC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2011 - P. Chekov - Complete
Dian's Bud O'er Cupid's Flower by RedheadedAndProud reviews
"I did upbraid her and fall out with her... I then did ask of her her changeling child , Which straight she gave me..." One-Shot. This is my interpretation of how Titania finally gave up her beloved Indian Boy. It takes place between Act 3 and Act 4.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Mind Games by HyperHannah483 reviews
X-Men First Class. After the accident on the beach Erik has to save Charles, but from his own mind.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
L'Horreur by KLMeri reviews
A newly transferred yeoman worries about her future on the Enterprise.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
The End of Helena's Everything by LissaUnderground reviews
A possible 10 year's later scenario. originaly part of an english project read Roots of Problems and Solutions to understand backstory
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Roots of Problems and Solutions by LissaUnderground reviews
What began all of Helena's warped sense of reality Midsummer Night's Dream originally part of an english project
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Adventures in love by Pika Pika Pi reviews
Zelda's been having some boy troubles lately.All of a sudden, the guys at smash mansion seem to be really into Zelda. As a result, she and Samus go on a quest to find out why. Could this issue be more serious than it seems? Not Femslash
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Zelda/Sheik, Samus A.
Procyon by Prone To Obsession reviews
The Doctor makes a toast at Amy & Rory's wedding. Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Players by bookdragon01 reviews
Jim did some research before making a move on Gaila, but maybe not quite enough...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Gaila - Complete
Tales of the Tired by atlantisXgirl reviews
Chekov is dead tired, which leads to abnormal happenings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2011 - P. Chekov - Complete
LoZ: A Horse's Life by LinkyLex reviews
Set in the Ocarina of Time unviverse, Epona reminisces about her life, recalling both the good times and the bad. She details the challenges she has faced and the friends she has made in the life no ordinary horse would ever have.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Epona, Link - Complete
What Chekov doesn't know will hurt him by atlantisXgirl reviews
Chekov does something with out thinking and it gets him hurt. [Inspired by "Charlie X"]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
I miss you one shot by NeonEmotions reviews
I miss you is a story I wrote. At first it wasn't about hermione, but I had to change it if I wanted to post it on here, so if I have left out any names from Harry potter, and is something different, don't worry. Rated for major character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Little Lies by Dallirious reviews
If she was honest, Narcissa had always lied to herself and there comes a time when everyone has to admit the truth. / Narcissa's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Desperate Reactions by Wisdom Rose reviews
The scene in Deathly Hallows, when Harry is killed and comes back to the Great Hall in Harry's arms could have been just a bit different had Remus and Sirius still been alive to witness it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Changing Sides by rockmysocks456 reviews
Short one-shot alternate ending in which Malfoy makes a slightly different choice when his mother tells him to join her on Voldemort's side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
In Loving Memory by TheSoggyBug reviews
A collection of poems that I wrote dedicated to the characters of Hunger Games. Most of them are in Peeta's POV, but different sometimes. This story/poetry thing is dedicated to my friend RipredtheGnawer because I don't actually know her real name. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 77 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Charlotte Xavier by Wolfa Moon reviews
X-men first class AU. Always a girl Charles. Her views are slightly different from Charles but still has faith in the human race. Snippets that interweave with the movie. But might change the outcome. Read and see. Reviews welcome. COMPLETED 7/14/11
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,052 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Beautiful by Alara Rogers reviews
Genderswap. Character study of Charlotte Xavier and Erika Lehnsherr, before they meet.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Misheard by IHeartFanFiction23 reviews
While looking for Charles, Moira hears something coming from Raven's room. When joined by Erik, they begin to assume. But is it what they think?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Xavier, C., Mystique - Complete
Lost and Found by AldabaranFox reviews
As an initiate, little Kenobi ends up in a world of danger in the lower levels of Coruscant. Years later when Obi-Wan is in grave trouble again- can the same Jedi Master throw him the lifeline he so desperately needs? 1st story in "Ways of the Force"
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,879 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Memories by Emma Solo reviews
"In the seclusion of her own room, Leia cries, but no one knows; no one cares to look deep enough to know. No one can see the pain that drowns her." Leia's thoughts after Han is frozen in carbon. SongFic-ish. Post ESB. Please review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
When The Power Goes Out by waterrain reviews
AU All Human.Feliciano was at Ludwig's home when the power went out. Ludwig has to deal with his older bruder wanting to get drunk and he has to deal with Feliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
nothing like a trail of blood by faithunbreakable reviews
There's someone missing. Dark AU from the end of First Class. Gen. One-shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Piotr by Lucillia reviews
What if Piotr hadn't entirely been a figment of the Original Pavel Chekov's imagination? In a certain timeline, there is a person who is four years older than him who oddly enough has his name...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2011 - P. Chekov, Spock Prime - Complete
Finally Remembered by EuphrasieTheOwl reviews
She was just as quiet and shy as him, so it was only natural that she would be the one to remember his birthday. Fluffy CanUkr oneshot. Happy Canada Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Canada, Ukraine
Sex Ed Class by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Chekov worries that the crew doesn't know as much as they should about safe sex, so he volunteers to teach them. In other words, how Chekov ruined his innocent reputation in only thirty minutes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2011 - P. Chekov
Lullaby by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frigga loves Loki. He will always be her precious child, no matter his age.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Pinky Promises by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Charlene and Erika band together to combat one Sebrina Shaw.:.Genderbent AU; every character is of the opposite gender. Same plot and ages as First Class film, however, with a twist on the scenes. Cherik femslash. Rated T for various content, implied sex.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto
ways to annoy the zelda characters by TheDarkMaker01 reviews
it's funny laugh dammit requests taken
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/12/2009
Icing on the Cake by afrodette reviews
What happens if Erik eats Charles' birthday cake and doesn't save him a piece? This happens. Set in First Class. Drabble. Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
The Eyes of The Soldier by Flashback 1701 reviews
"Nothing shows in the soldier's cold glare, but he can sense discord behind the smooth façade of discipline and order. Somewhere within his hollow chest beats a mass of unshed tears and solid regrets, held in place by pride and absolute control." Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Point Blank by Citizenjess reviews
AU. Charles goes after Erik into Sebastian Shaw's submarine. Set during "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Wine by Mockingjay1804 reviews
A rather amusing conversation between Gale and Peeta on their way to the 5 year anniversary of the rebellion, and other hilariously funny situations between Katniss, Peeta, and others, in hopes of ruining Prim's innocent mind...Told from Peeta POV. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Peeta M., Gale H.
I Need You Now, Tonight by Zenna95 reviews
Italy needs a bit of help. GerIta drabble, mild songfic- includes chorus, nothing more. Rated T for one word.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Mea Macula by Inwenalas reviews
Seven months after that day on the beach, Erik pays Charles a visit. Things have changed, more than Erik knows or dares to see. Spoilers for First Class.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
The Pot Rack by Iris Musicia reviews
First Class: Charles and Erik go to a yard sale and do anything to get rid of their cursed pot rack. Based on true events! Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Confessions by Unveiled Creativity reviews
Post-First Class. Raven forces Erik to confront a topic they haven't discussed in months: Charles. Revelations are made. Slight Raven/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Magneto, Mystique - Complete
That's a Mutation, You Know by afrodette reviews
"That's a mutation, you know." You know that line. That really unusual pick-up line that Charles Xavier always uses to get the ladies. It actually has a bigger effect than you think. Set in First Class. Oneshot. Charles/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Xavier, C. - Complete
I Want You To Spit In My Face by Terres De Brume reviews
A 1st Class Story. Professor Charles Xavier rescues a student from anti-Mutant bullying by using some... surprising methods.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Xavier, C. - Complete
An Adventure to be Determined, Part II by VAM-Ninja reviews
The adventure is now slightly determined! We're back and better than ever, with more action! more fart jokes! and more romance? Warning: Rated PG for Pure Gold. Read and Review, please. Legolas x OC; Pippin x OC; Frodo x OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,124 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
Old Fear by Wolfa Moon reviews
X-Men: First Class: Same lesson Different setting.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Every River by Qui-Gina Jinn reviews
Duel of the Fates from Obi-Wan's view. Should be read after 'Always There'.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Always There by Qui-Gina Jinn reviews
Duel of the Fates from Qui-Gon's view. Should be read before 'Every River'.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Bambina by Feisty Totodile reviews
Felicia was the baby of our family, sweet, kind and innocent...but why did she end up pregnant? Gender bend characters, Craziness, rated T for South Italy's potty mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
After the Twilight Fades by Lord PotterXXVII reviews
After Midna leaves the world of light, Zelda gives Link a new task to fulfil, one that will change his destiny and that of the entire nation forever. Chapter 9 is up at last, epilougue to follow
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
First Class Goes Camping by missmaggiemalfoy reviews
The students from X-Men First Class go on a camping trip with Erik and the Professor.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Beast, Mystique - Complete
Of Secrets and Sherlock by akisura12 reviews
John asks Sherlock if he has any particular medical conditions he should know about. He learns of one in a very flamboyant way. Of course, this is Sherlock we're talking about after all. Can be read as pre-slash or not. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'm Here by Ender's Fangirl reviews
First Class: In which the Professor first sees Erik's tattoo. Let the fluff ensue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
He's Mine by Ender's Fangirl reviews
Two girls, in a bar, with eyes for a certain telepath. Dedicated to AliceD21BallerinaGypsy, based on our PM's! T for swearing, and of course it's Charik!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Number 7 by Genius-626 reviews
His name was not Thomas Anderson. He didn't even know a Thomas Anderson.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Morpheus, Neo - Complete
the pellet in the blood by Mae'side reviews
"He had removed the cause; but whatever he tried, he could not stop the aftermath." Tiny ficlet on X-men: First Class. Charles & Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C.
Down from the High by Second Variation reviews
X-Men: First Class fic - Using Cerebro for the first time, Charles gets a bit carried away and ends up suffering the consequences. An unimpressed Erik is forced to play nurse. Oneshot, friendship fic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Bets by Ender's Fangirl reviews
First Class story: Never make a bet with a telepath.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Chekov's impending birthday by poeticnerd1990 reviews
Chekov's practically DREADING his 18th birthday. My first Ficlet. R&R please!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2011 - P. Chekov, Spock
Bellas and Cedrics Everywhere by ThatCrazyGirl15 reviews
Twilight bashing. HP characters meet Twilight characters. Rated for character death and language. Oneshot, I think.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella - Complete
Baby, Baby by Lorraine Anderson reviews
Q has a - little - problem. Four, to be precise: Published in 2009 in "Of Dreams and Schemes #24
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Q - Complete
Diary of a Lieutenant To Be by TheGirlWhoRemembers reviews
Sequel to A Tale of Two Ensigns. Pavel Chekov, Ellen Lee and the Crew of the Enterprise depart on their five year mission.That's a long time to be away. Luckily for Pavel and Ellen, they've got each other. It doesn't help those engagement rumours though..
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - P. Chekov - Complete
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Unoriginality reviews
It's a cold night out on the Great Sea, and Link and Zelda find themselves both awake and shivering.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Link, Tetra
Giver: Horrific Alternate Ending by 999mergirl reviews
Jonas arrives at the new, mysterious town and is horrified by what he sees.
Giver - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Giorni Dispari by enneh reviews
Italy recalls a brief moment when he didn't recognise Germany as a friend and tries to understand the reasons behind it. One-Shot, hinted at gerita.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Offer of a Homecoming by musicalsarelife reviews
The scene where Lupin returns to Hogwarts at the request of Albus Dumbledore, who then offers him a job.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
A Portent and a Promise by Meatball42 reviews
'His mother was a vot'ress of my order/... And for her sake do I rear up her boy/ And for her sake I will not part with him.' This is the story of Titania's vot'ress, and of the fairy queen's promise.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Follow Me Down by Blinded-Kit reviews
Drabble
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Hermione G., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Packing for Peru by Knight-Ander reviews
A prelude to Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Marion and her son say good-bye before she heads for Peru.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
You were never alone by Scarlet Path reviews
Madeline is sitting by herself in the World Meeting. A sense of loneliness hits her. Though she never thought that there was someone who would never forget her. A Nyotalia Story Fem!Canada and Male!Ukraine
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Rightful by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
The death of Hitler came not from suicide but by the hands of a nation. The nation of North Italy. Rated M for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Singing Flowers by el sombrerero reviews
Alice has lost it, or perhaps she just can't remember. All he knows is that she can't hear the flowers like she used to and then there's the fear of her losing her muchness again.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Tea with Benjamin Franklin by Sam King reviews
This is the story of how Alfred F. Jones decided to be the 'hero'. Its all thanks to Benjamin Franklin, blame him. And it happens over tea. Set post Revolutionary War.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - America - Complete
Rules for Being Captain Jack Sparrow by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
Face it mate, we all want to be Captain Jack Sparrow. Here's some simple rules to live by.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Welcome by ScopesMonkey reviews
A story about Sibyl before Sherlock was born. Warning: angsty. This is set in my regular universe, but obviously far back in time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Cousins by potterride reviews
My little own poem that falls under J.K Rowling's message in Harry Potter. It's something that took a lot of thought. A poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Apologizes by KoyukiZaku reviews
Germany and Italy are as different as light and day, but when Italy runs into a battle will Germany come to save him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Freedom Is Just A Dream by misticalcookie reviews
Families had been ruined. Lives had been lost. A rebellion had been snuffed out before it even began. And no one would remember the stories of these children. No one except you, Please don't forget what had happened.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 126,627 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Complete
Alternate Endings by Official Scroll Keeper reviews
Two Alternate Endings for "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Had a lot of fun writing these. Let me and my friend know what you think. Rated T for safety.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
The Poisoning by Quay71 reviews
Is it one too many drinks for a young Obi-Wan or something else?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Bella versus Bella by Gamma Orionis reviews
Victoria meets Bellatrix and decides that they would make a good Bella-killing team. READ IF YOU HATE TWILIGHT!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bellatrix L., Victoria - Complete
Saying The Magic Word by ThePhoenixoftheOrder reviews
Ron hasn't said those 3 words to Hermione yet...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
He Gained Permission by waterrain reviews
AU All Human. Feliciano gains permission from Gilbert to be with Ludwig and it was pretty easy to gain it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
He Remembered by Iggymonster reviews
Because he remembered, and he promised he'd never let go, even during an attack in WW3. Oneshot - soft/cute GerIta with angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Woes of Poor Helena by LissaUnderground reviews
Helena hurts from Demetrius' unreturned affections and takes it out on Hermia. Freeverse. Written for an English project.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
A Father's Hands by Shikajino reviews
In which Mister Canada finds out that both of his fathers really do love him. A songficlet for Canada go figure . No parings, just fatherly love. Fluffy as a bunny.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Not yet by PadawannaB reviews
It was not supposed to happen, not yet. And still, there it was, the light, illuminating, dazzling... Takes place after TPM, before AotC.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Storm on the Island by OtakuMagicGirl reviews
A huge storm is coming, and Italy needs help faceing it. :GerIta: Japan is in here too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A freak by any other name by Rae666 reviews
By six, the other kids had already decided to shun him. By ten, he had decided he didn't care. Character Study-Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scars by Miyuki-ice-fox reviews
History leaves scars that will forever remain imprinted on flesh. To some, scars aren't meant to be proud metals, but harsh reminders that you'll never be forgiven by some.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hero's Epic by Kate of Carlay reviews
"Let triumph bring cheers,freedom breaks the chain. But lives won and lost,with war comes a cost." This is an Epic poem about Gale's life both pre-HG and post-MJ.Written for the STARVATION prompt: Epic.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Gale H. - Complete
I'll spend forever by his side by Fierce Kitten reviews
But Italy doesn't know who "he" is anymore. All he knows is that he's happy next to a certain German. His presence makes him happy... even when the memories of a love past ? makes him sad. Rated T for mentions of death and innocent nudity. One-Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/9/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Funeral on the Hill by Leia 96 reviews
Years later, she told a girl with a braid, "They can't hurt me. I'm not like the rest of you. There's no one left I love." But there used to be. Entry to Starvation Forum's monthly challenge. Theme: What don't you understand? I won.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Johanna M. - Complete
Anakin the Dinner Stealer by Ender The Time Lady reviews
Anakin and Padme have a dinner argument. Set during Attack of the Clones.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Nineteen Years later by Gamma Orionis reviews
You didn't really think Molly would be able to kill Bellatrix, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Vorticia's Interviews by Samantha Voorhees reviews
Vorticia, The Kilaak leader, and The Xilian leader all interview multipe beings for assistance. I'm not the best with comedy but I like some of the thing in this. Please review and be nice.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009
Goldvermilion87's Mathom House by goldvermilion87 reviews
Collection of drabbles and short pieces for LotR, posted as I write them. Most recent: "Long Night's Journey Into Day"-a drabble written for a drabbling meme at livejournal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
My Girlfriend by TheDayBeforeFriday reviews
She is a lot of things, but hands down she is the love of my life. Usa x Bel. Fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - America, Belarus - Complete
Leagues From Home by Unoriginality reviews
Six years after leaving Outset Island, Link and Zelda still haven't found what they're looking for.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Link, Tetra - Complete
A Tale of Two Ensigns by TheGirlWhoRemembers reviews
Sequel to Confessions of a Teenage Starfleet Cadet. Coming of age is lots of fun. It also comes with its problems. Follow Pavel Chekov and Ellen Lee as they deal with love, pirates, family, the Crew of the Enterprise, engagement rumours and the future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - P. Chekov - Complete
Tribute and Mentor by shellebelle reviews
Wiress' thoughts when she first meets Beetee.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Wiress, Beetee - Complete
A Good Death by shellebelle reviews
Wiress is intuitive...a drabble of her last moments.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Wiress, Beetee - Complete
Link's girls by Insane. Certifiably reviews
How did I get roped into writing ten one-shots for the LoZ girls? Read and find out. Warning: contains rabid fangirls and a catfight. rated k plus 'cause Tetra said one word. Now complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Link - Complete
Walkthrough by A Band Of Thieves reviews
A poem about the games and what happens. I promise it's better than the summary! At least take a chance to read it!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Cinna, Katniss E. - Complete
пацук караля by Peppermint Napalm reviews
Natalia attends a ballet in the States. Alfred happens to be there. She cannot fix toy soldiers if she is a rat herself. Not America x Belarus. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Belarus, America - Complete
The Shadow of Failure by Butterfly Kitty reviews
Something's wrong, and Violet can't explain. Oneshot.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Violet P. - Complete
Who's at the Door Now? by Shadow's whisper28 reviews
NO OC'S. random people from movies, youtube videos, etc. come and live with the Brawlers for no apparent reason. Crackfic. Rated T because the rules still scare me.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010
The complete guide of how to do a grox by Lady Heston of Bloomingshire reviews
For the coragous, the brave and the random. This is what you need to know R&R oneshot.
Spore - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - The Grox - Complete
The Funeral Rites of Tributes by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Year after year, twenty-three white Capitol coffins wind their way across Panem.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Grandpa Incredible by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
When Elastigirl's dad is called on to watch the kids, Violet and Dash find out the old geezer is full of surprises. Read & review, but whatever you do, don't eat the pizza!
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Dash P., Violet P. - Complete
Fear by Anybodys reviews
One night, Leia hears Han hurrying about and decides to follow him, but regrets it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
How the Mighty have Fallen by fudgemonkey878 reviews
They were the strong, the obsolete, the victors, but each and everyone of them have fallen. Fallen into their own worlds of insanity and hurt. Angst. Each chapter a new victor or tribute.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Johanna M., Finnick O. - Complete
And then South Korea and Japan stayed up all night by Obsessed-Language-Freak reviews
England discovers that Japan and South Korea have strange hobbies, get drunk easily and lose all sense of rational thought when they do... often to his detriment. Rated T for alcohol, stupid humour and just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
Buried Under the Layers by akisura12 reviews
"I'm not lost," the now rain-soaked little boy stated. "Mummy just forgot to pick me up is all." Sherlock discovers that he's met John before. Just a little two or three? shot about kid Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheTwilightWarrior reviews
Very sad, character death. Please reveiw and NO FLAMES! XD
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Epona, Link
Things to Look For If the World is Ending by potterride reviews
The Craziest things imaginable for every mind to read if you really want to know the signs over the world going insane or ending. THIS IS A PARODY. Might update more, but that's for you to decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
The Rain That Hushes the Nightmare by we-reidentical reviews
Tonight, however, was different. The talons of depth twisted in his skin, making him jerk in his bed. He struggled, choked out a whimper, and fought back. Post-DH one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/20/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Interfering With Destiny by Ichigo reviews
Drabble: Hermione is on a mission to change the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Four Swords: Reiteration by TiggerPup91 reviews
A continuation from the Four Swords Manga, Hyrule has returned to an era of peace, but something is amiss... and when Zelda is kidnapped once more by a strange, dark force, Link must once again use the power of the Four Sword to defeat the darkness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,204 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Truth Be Told by TheGirlWhoRemembers reviews
We all have regrets. We all have secrets. We all have something to confess. The Enterprise Crew is no exception. Uhura, Bones, Spock, Sulu, Chekov, Scotty and Kirk all have a secret, a confession, a regret, something that made them who they are now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
Luna's Secret by Lee Aemilius reviews
Luna has a secret. Nothing dark or sinister. But nothing anyone would expect... One-Shot. No Pairings. Sort-of-Sequel is up! Title: Partners in Pranks - separate story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Luna L., Peeves - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,358 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Are Invisibility Cloaks Made Of? F by WhyDoYouWantToKnow reviews
Chess learns the hard way what happens when you mess with Tarrant's hat
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2011
I Don't Know How To Be Something You Miss by Go Radio reviews
Fiona: "All I felt was emptiness. A person couldn't be empty. Empty is when you drink all the water out of a glass and there's nothing left in it. That was silly. I couldn't experience the same thing as a glass of water."
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
Where? ! by Lucillia reviews
Captain Kirk asks Chekov exactly where in Russia he'd been born.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2011 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Starfleet Cadet by TheGirlWhoRemembers reviews
Starfleet Academy's Class of 2258 was very special and would have been even if the Narada incident hadn't occurred. It was the first year to have more than one underage Cadet graduate. Everyone would remember these two. Pavel Chekov, meet Ellen Lee.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - P. Chekov - Complete
Annoying by Carlson reviews
It was like having a twin, but not really because they weren't related and she didn't even like her as a sister. R&R, please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Malon, Romani - Complete
First Dance by Saphura reviews
Sometimes the person you least expect can give the best dance.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
There's Something About You by Little Kunai reviews
As Ezlo observes Link he can't help but notice some strong similarities between him and his ruthless apprentice. Minish Cap with elements of Adventures' of Link. Alternate theory about what Vaati is.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Ezlo, Dark Link - Complete
The queen who would have been by Insane. Certifiably reviews
Gerudo,as a rule, did not marry. There were two exceptions to that rule: Gerudo who ran off with their boyfriends, and the king's bride. NabooruXGanondorf, with bits of ZeLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Nabooru - Complete
Enchanted by PeachyKeen13 reviews
It's been one year since Alice left Wonderland, and she's feeling particularly lonely at her sister's party. But when a mysterious - yet very familiar - man joins her, it will be enchanting. R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Out of the Ashes by CaptainHooksGirl reviews
Once a year he remembers. Once a year he recognizes his part in the disaster of Horevundush Day. The madness is his refuge, but it cannot save him. Can he rise out of the ashes of his clan, or will the madness destroy him?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
Smoke and Mirrors by Amata le Fay reviews
"She's made the final three on three large crackers, a mouthful of constant fog, and a wicked hiding spot. She's been lazy, lucky, cheating. The Gamemakers all curse her name." The tricks and illusions behind the 51st Games. Written for Starvation prompt.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Wiress - Complete
The Wizard Of Loz Legend Of Zelda by Triforce-Cookie reviews
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Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Link - Complete
May We Meet Again In Another Life by x-Artichoke-x reviews
After the chaos and destruction the two had to endure, they finally part their separate ways and softly say goodbye. LinkxZelda. Oneshot!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Data's Soul by Richard Galen reviews
Immediately following the events of Star Trek: Nemisis. Data is dead and Q is throwing him a deathday party. And you'll never guess who's waiting for him in heaven. OK, maybe you can. Hints of Data/Yar.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Data, Q - Complete
My Love by LoveandButterflyKisses reviews
Bella tells her story. People think that she sides with Voldy because she is power-hungry. That is part of it, but she explains the other part here. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Read to Me by ardavenport reviews
Captain Picard and Doctor Crusher have a relationship and a disagreement about reading in bed. But tragic events from long ago interrupt them.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - B. Crusher, Data, J. Picard, D. Troi - Complete
If I just lay here by misticalcookie reviews
Written for Starvation's April challenge. If I just lay here, would you lie with me, and just forget the world?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Prim E., Katniss E. - Complete
We All Fall Down by akatrixie reviews
Sequel to Before They Fall. Short chapters on the death of each tribute in the 75th Hunger Games, in their point of view. Reviews would be lovely!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Dear Annie by Penguin Voodoo reviews
Written for Starvation: Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. Annie wasn't the only one driven insane by her district partner's death.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Annie C. - Complete
Kiss with a Fist by Pikana reviews
Some people love each other so much but they don't know how to express it. Ike and Sheik show their pain and love the same way. Florence and the Machines are right though. A kick in the teeth is good for some, a kiss with a fist is better then none. Shike
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ike, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
For Another Smile by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
While out on an errand Puck is attacked. After being rescued Puck becomes fearful and Oberon overprotective. In time Oberon realizes just how much he cares for his gentle Robin.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,271 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Morston vs holmes by EvanescenceofSanity reviews
It's time for Miss Mary Morston to lay down the rules for sharing John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
AFTER THE CREDITS: The Devil in the Dark by Ster J reviews
"On the Care and Feeding of Hortae" - Spock checks in on one of the Horta hatchlings.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Spock - Complete
Idiots Don't Catch Colds by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Ludwig is the farthest thing from a nursemaid, but Feliciano has caught a cold and needs some TLC. Gilbert's not about to help...some GerIta, mostly just friendship. Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Even Heroes Get Scared by Robin Gurl reviews
First USUK fic...it can been seen as slashy if you want but it's more of a fatherly thing. Alfred is scared of a thunderstorm and bothers Arthur in his bed AGAIN. RR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain
Simple Wishes by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
When he was offered the chance to have Holy Roman Empire back into his life, Feliciano jumped at the chance in a heartbeat. Then again, does he know what he gave up? And will he like it when he does find out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
A Name by where the wind blows reviews
"Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time..." What memories did run through Ben's head as he answered Luke that day? Non-Slash
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Bad Day by fudgemonkey878 reviews
The moment that he barged into my house and demanded booze I knew that he had had a bad day. Song-fic written for the Down with the Capitol Authors March challenge.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Haymitch A., Peeta M. - Complete
The Rose by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Oneshot, "It's been three years, Juliet. Three years since that ill-fated masquerade." As he visits her grave, Benvolio remembers the woman he loved and lost.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Moments by Ceylon205 reviews
A series of one-shots depicting unwritten moments in The Hunger Games, Catching Fire and Mockingjay -CF and MJ spoilers-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 23,027 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Katniss E., Other tributes - Complete
From Fearful to Fearsome by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Johanna Mason has, against all odds, just been Reaped for the Sixty Ninth Annual Hunger Games. Trouble is, she's not the only contender, and far from the most apparent one to win. So how is a girl to get out alive? By duping everyone else, of course.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,802 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Johanna M., Other tributes - Complete
Lord of the Bloopers by emmerlii reviews
This probably isn't very well written but eh. Bigger summary inside. No slash and please review and enjoy. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Thank You by ThePersonofAwesomeness reviews
Tabuu has been defeated, so most the Smashers are happy. When Marth finds Meta Knight quite depressed, he knows something other than his battleship is bothering the knight. A birthday present for AnonymousNinjaWhale!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Marth, Meta Knight - Complete
Two Sages by Niry Krane reviews
Fado and Laruto: Sages of the Earth and Wind. What really happened to them? How exactly did they die? WARNING: T for gore, death, and violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Fado, Laruto - Complete
Memory to Mend by ardavenport reviews
Captain Picard has returned to the Enterprise after being held captive by the Borg. To take command again, and to heal.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard, W. Riker, D. Troi - Complete
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Last Revolver by AvidAkiraReader reviews
Inspired by Gumi's 'Saigo no Revolver. In spring they met, in summer they had fun, in autumn they finally became one, but in winter...for Stupendous Jimbo's contest!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Ike, Palutena - Complete
Time to Rest by ardavenport reviews
The aftermath of Picard's mind meld with Sarek.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Fifteen Drabbles for Fifteen Pairings: THG by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Written for the "15pairings" challenge on LiveJournal. Fifteen drabbles for fifteen Hunger Games pairings, both romantic and platonic. A drabble is a 100-word fanfiction with a beginning, middle, and end constrained in that word limit.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Nice Kitty? by FanNotANerd reviews
It turns out that cats take about as kindly to wolves as they do to dogs. Link finds this out the hard way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Wolf Link, Jovani - Complete
How Do You Know? by A Girl Named Ed reviews
Takanuva raises a good point. Random humorous drabble.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Takua/Takanuva, Vakama - Complete
Shards by ChoCedric reviews
"They're gone, Remus," Dumbledore said gently. He pulled the younger man into an embrace as Remus's world rained down around him. His friends, the only people who accepted him for his lycanthropy besides his parents and Dumbledore, were gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
I Still Need You by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Elizabeta had just realized that she still has feelings for the ex-husband that is the object of her Yaoi affections. Oh, this can't be good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Lost by PV equals nRT reviews
A story about the female morphling, and her descent into morphling, as well as the Games, and a short part about Plutarch. For Starvation prompt: Epic. Remember, I am a reviews whore.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Female Morphling - Complete
The Perils of Cultural InSensitivity by exiled mind reviews
Gaila might have poisoned her professor and object of her affections. Uhura wonders how this is her life. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. See notes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2011 - N. Uhura, Gaila - Complete
Unweave by Naoki-the-dreamer reviews
When Solid Snake joined the Brawl, he never expected to get a rival within fifteen seconds of arriving. Now, he's just beginning to realize how complicated, dark, fast-paced, and heartbreaking the world of Brawl really is - especially when tragedy hits.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,594 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010
My Protection by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Germany is getting annoyed with protecting Italy. So why does he still protect him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
She Was by our dancing days reviews
Maybe, one day, she would speak, and he would speak words that mattered.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Surprises by NorwegianWood23 reviews
During a night of drinking, it comes to light that Spock, Bones, and Jim have all slept with Gaila at some point.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What Happens in Italy by Konorai Kairo reviews
Germany wonders exactly how Japan became so...Italian after such a short trip. Italy tries to explain so they can fix him. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - N. Italy, Japan
Warte, bitte! by Dahls reviews
Ludwig frowned. "...You've been crying again." 6k words of unhappiness, a happy ending. A few side pairings. Involves Holy Roman Empire, France being maimed, and the death of a lamp. Really more serious than I can make it sound.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
oh! gravity by turtleducklings reviews
So it's not love, because when he looks at Prim he thinks 'Katniss', and when she looks at Peeta she thinks 'Your Fault'. Peeta&Prim. AU. For the Starvation Forum's monthly prompt, 'epic'.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Peeta M., Prim E. - Complete
Support the Northwest! by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
It had no political value, it had no economic value, heck it didn't even have any helpful qualities to it...so why in the world does he keep saying it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/3/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia - Complete