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Joined 09-09-10, id: 2531603, Profile Updated: 02-14-14
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, 39 Clues, Wicked, and Kane Chronicles.

NOTICE: THIS PROFILE IS OUTDATED AND MUST UNDERGO A COMPLETE RENOVATION . . . NOT THAT ANYONE WOULD REALLY CARE.

*FIRST NAME— Kristine

*AGE— If you solve this: -4(2x-5)=4x-(-96), that is not my real age

*GENDER— Female

*HOBBIES— Reading, Drawing, Playing the violin and the keyboard

*FAVORITE BOOKS— These are my top 3 favorite books:

1. The 39 Clues

2. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

3. Harry Potter

( I like a lot more books but I can't choose my favorite among them)

*FAVORITE AUTHOR— Rick Riordan

*FAVORITE MUSICALS

1. The Phantom of the Opera

2. Les Miserables

3. Wicked

4. The Sound of Music

5. Sweeney Todd

*CAHILL FAMILY BRANCH— Lucian, although I believe I'm more of a Janus than a Lucian

*TOP 5 FAVORITE GODS AND GODDESSES (no particular order)

1. Athena

2. Artemis

3. Hestia

4. Apollo

5. Poseidon


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Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST!!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks

6 () You have ran into a tree

7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow

8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow

9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm

10 () You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

12 (x) You have choked on your own spit

13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..

14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice

15 (x) You just looked at it

16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow

18 () You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 () You've fallen asleep in class

22 () Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 () People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug
28 () You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)

31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 () You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 () When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 () You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart


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List twelve of your favorite PJO characters in no particular order.

1. Percy Jackson

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Grover Underwood

4. Tyson

5. Nico di Angelo

6. Artemis

7. Apollo

8. Athena

9. Hestia

10. Thalia Grace

11. Clarisse La Rue

12. Luke Castellan

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ewwww!!!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That's impossible! Athena is a maiden goddess.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No! They're both girls!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Umm... neither.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Apollo would probably just ignore them or he might tell Percy, Athena, or Hermes.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

The hunters stay at Camp Half-Blood for a while. Thalia was just minding her own business but she didn't know that a certain satyr was spying on her. They fall in love but Thalia doesn't want to quit the hunters. What decision should she make?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I HOPE there isn't

10. Suggest a title for a Six/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

That's kind of hard to answer, so... next question!

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't understand this question.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Umm... I'm not good with songs.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few days ago.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Percy and Apollo(weird... I know Apollo sometimes falls in love with men but Percy?!) are in a happy relationship until Hestia runs off with Apollo(like that will happen). Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Clarisse(they hate each other!) and a brief unhappy affair with Artemis(yeah, right!), then follows the wise advice of Nico(he should've asked advice from Athena since she's the goddess of wisdom) and finds true love with Nico (Ewwwww!!! This whole paragraph is wrong!)

What title would you give this fic?

"The story that makes no sense"

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

I would love to see what Athena would do to Apollo. It would probably be better if Artemis and Apollo are arguing.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would think "Greek Mythology is real?! This is the happiest day of my life!" then I would think "Nico, please don't take me to your father. I don't want to die!!!"

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Uh...Weird

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I would umm... I don't know

22. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

"Really? Then I'm glad you're already dead."

23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Like I would actually fail anything... but I would calmly ask her why she's rummaging through my stuff, then I would ask her to leave.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Uh, why would a cyclops give me a daisy?

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"Artemis, don't you have your own hairbrush?"

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

"Are you sirens?"

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Yippee! Annabeth's my teacher. Is Clarisse even qualified to become a teacher?

List twelve of your favorite The 39 Clues characters in no particular order.

1. Amy Cahill

2. Dan Cahill

3. Nellie Gomez

4. Natalie Kabra

5. Ian Kabra

6. Jonah Wizard

7. Fiske Cahill

8. Isabel Kabra

9. Hamilton Holt

10. Reagan Holt

11. Sinead Starling

12. Irina Spasky

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

I don't think so.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, I'm a girl!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That's impossible since they're both females.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

I can't remember a lot of fanfics but I think I read some.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No! They're both boys!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Ian and Reagan is better than Ian and Hamilton because they're both boys.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Ew, ew, ew, ew! I never want to think about that again.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Uh...?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

O.O

10. Suggest a title for a Six/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I still don't understand this question.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Umm... I'm not good with songs.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few days ago. I can't remember the exact date.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Amy and Fiske (Fiske is Amy's great uncle!) are in a happy relationship until Hamilton runs off with Fiske (I don't think I want to continue anymore...). Amy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sinead (...) and a brief unhappy affair with Jonah, then follows the wise advice of Ian and finds true love with Ian (this is the only statement that is correct and makes sense)

What title would you give this fic?

"Gender-confused characters (except Jonah and Ian)"

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Oh no! Isabel, please don't kill Fiske!:(

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

He's already my relative! We're both Lucians.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

A rubber ducky?

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I don't know so stop asking me!

22. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

"Really? Then I'm glad you're already dead."

23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would never fail anything... but I would tell her "Don't even bother to look for my clues, because I hid them somewhere you can't find and if you don't leave within 5 seconds I will poison you." Then I will grab a tranquilizer gun filled with poison the Kabras gave me and point it to her.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Natalie—give someone a daisy... yeah, right... but maybe she's nicer now

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Why would he steal my hairbrush? He doesn't even have hair!

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Where's my dart gun?

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I don't want to learn about ninjas! At least Sinead is an intelligent Ekat.


Please don't read this,

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. Im sorry but i have now cursed you. If you dont copy and paste this onto your profile, she will suffocate you. If you are so kind and DO copy and paste this, she will completly forget you and you will live in peace.


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Dude, what else is there?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use???)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (Capitan Ovbious Strikes Again!)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh Lets go fly off niagra falls while wearing this!)


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Favorite The 39 Clues Quotes

"Seriously, I'll tell you something nobody else know about me. I'm not very good at thinking. Never have been."-Eisenhower Holt, Into the Gauntlet

"You mean we're...we're poor now?"-Natalie Kabra, Into the Gauntlet

"She's evil. Getting spit on her limo - that's the least she deserves."-Dan Cahill, Into the Gauntlet


This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


40 Secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1. Have you ever been asked out?
No

2. Where did you get your default picture?

It's a drawing I made on the supposed first day of school, but classes were suspended, so instead I made that lovely drawing of the famous Phantom mask.

3. What's your middle name?

I'll give you a hint: 7 letters; starts with a J and ends with an E

4. Your current relationship status?

Single

5. Does your crush like you back?

Impossible. He has no knowledge of my existence, and the other one's fictional.

6. What is your current mood?

Panicked, and a little stressed

7. What color of underwear are you wearing?

Why?!

8. What color shirt are you wearing?

Blue

9. Missing something?

Don't think so

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I wouldn't go back in time. It would just lead to a very big problem in the end.

11. If you must be an animal for one day, what?

A dog then I'd try to communicate with my dog.

12. Ever had a near death experience?

Yeah.

13. Something you do a lot?
Think and breathe?

14 The song stuck in your head?

The Sound of Music from the musical by Rodgers and Hammerstein with the same name

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?

Someone from www.fanfiction.net with a user name of xXH3ARTXx

16. Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Jericho Daniel Igdanes

17. When was the last time you cried?

When I watched Les Miserables the movie. Again. I mean, can you blame me? Fantine, Eponine, Gavroche, Enjolras, the other Les Amis, Valjean... I don't want to think about it. It's too painful. Especially Gavroche and Enjolras.

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

No. Just a couple of my friends. They claim I'm good, but I beg to differ.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?

Telepathy

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

If they look like a fictional character. I have a classmate who does, and I ended up staring at him on the first day of school because I could've sworn I've seen him before.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I don't really stick to just one drink. I order different stuff every time.

22. What's your biggest secret?

If I tell you, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore. Hold on, I'm not sure I even know my secret.

23. Favorite color?

Yellow

24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?

I don't watch kiddie shows because they annoy me.

26. What are you?

A living organism consisting of cells, tissues, organs, and organ systems capable of sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch with two arms, two hands, and two feet with the most advanced mind compared to other living organisms not of my kind. In short, I'm a human being. To be more specific, I'm a female Filipino.

27. Do you speak any other language?

Yes. I can speak Tagalog, English, and a bit of Mandarin. I'm trying to learn Greek, and I want to learn Hindi, but both are a bit hard to learn. I'm also learning French, and thanks to the French recordings of Les Miserables, I'm learning a bit.

28. What's your favorite smell?

The smell of a new book. I specially like the smell of a 39 Clues book.

29. Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Intellectual

30. Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope

32. What are you thinking about right now?

Umm... I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about. How can I answer this question when all I can think about is this question?

33. What should you be doing?

Right now? Nothing

34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Waynes. Thank you so much for hacking my FFN account. In case you didn't catch the sarcasm, HOW DARE YOU??!!! YOU EVIL WOMAN!!! HOW DARE YOU???!!!!

35. How often do u talk to God?

Everyday

36. Do you like working in the yard?

I want to but I've never actually done it.

37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Cahill

38. Do you act differently around the person you like ?

I'll tell you when I get a chance to meet Ramin Karimloo or suddenly end up in 19th century France in the Les Miserables fandom

39. What is your natural hair color?

Dark brown

40. Who was the last person to make you cry?

Tom Hooper, Cameron Mackintosh, and all of the cast and crew of Les Miserables.


If you believe that Fleur didn't love Bill for just his looks, copy and paste this in your profile.

Slytherins are misunderstood. Including their Founder. Copy and paste this in your profile.


If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!


Stereotypes are horrible, awful, and downright evil, so I have made a list of common ones. The ones in bold font apply to me.

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything wrong on the planet.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have aids.

I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke marijuana.

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be uneducated, play the banjo, go barefoot, and have a stupid accent.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a control-freak.

I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I wear SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money girlfriend.

I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear socks with my sandals.

I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST be smelly, sweaty, and love lasagna.

I have STRAIGHT-A’s, so I MUST have no social life.

I WEAR UNUSUAL CLOTHES, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I’m PEURTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be self-centered.

I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.

I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.

My HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I DRAW ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Actually, this is 100% true)

I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be irresponsible, sloppy, and lazy.

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.

I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be tall, blonde, and blue-eyed.

I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I LIKE GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be immature.

I’VE NEVER BEEN KISSED, so I MUST be ugly.

I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be cruel.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid

I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake


Know You're Obsessed with PJO When...

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (I only scream that in my head)

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses

You burn food to see if it smells good. (NO)

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (umm are you sure you're okay if you're talking to BIRDS?)

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case… (How would they get the money I give if they're dead?)

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. (Is that a real place?)

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (>_> i don't even have a blue plastic hairbrush)

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water. (I know I'm becoming crazy)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (with school and all that might be hard.)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address (I'll try to do that now)

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent. (I may be crazy but I'm not stupid)

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games (I want to try)

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (I only talk about that to someone who can relate.)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (no)

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I live on the other side of the world!)

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (Like I said before: I'm not that stupid.)

You have dreams about PJO characters/events(I had a dream where I was shadow traveling)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket (I sometimes carry a pencil in my pocket, not a pen)

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (Third time now: I'm not that stupid)

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (Where can I find one?)

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.(Like I said before: I live on the other side of the world!)

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Umm... that might cause my parents to send me to a mental hospital.)

You stuff your Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. (Never! Besides, I don't have anymore space in my closet)

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" (No, that's too much against my religion)

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (I didn't because I read my school books in advance)

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"(why would I do that?)

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times (No.)

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies (Not all my backpacks)

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (No. I'm always prepared for a test)

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. (I don't fail tests)

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thalico, I know, but c'mon...

You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (nope)

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. (really?)

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer (I don't write it...I only think it and type it)

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.(I don't have an iPod. I'm the only one in my family who doesn't!)

You give all your siblings god parents (No)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen. (NEVER!!!)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl (boys...)

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. (no thanks, i have a rep to keep)

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. (In the Philippines, you can only drive a car once you turn 18)

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!" (Like I said many times berfore: I'm not that stupid)

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. (not really)

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters (no)

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (nope but I read page 203 over and over again)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. (Nope)

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. (I don't have a PJO obsessed friend...but I will soon. She's still reading The Sea of Monsters)

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. (Like I said before: I don't have a PJO obsessed friend)

You get other people obsessed.(My friend will be obsessed with PJO soon. I'm also trying to get them obsessed with The 39 Clues.)

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. (Never, even though i wish that)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. (No)

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. (not that stupid)

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” (too weird)

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (I only say that when I'm alone and talking to myself)

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (I don't have and I don't want a boyfriend. I want to become a hunter, though.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. (I like Hestia so why curse her)

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. (no again)

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" (not that stupid...)

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing basketball shoes. (I'm not that crazy)

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. (Not stupid)

You know which pages the good parts are on. (I have a bad memory)

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (nope)

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (My 2 dogs are boys and I don't want to change my girl dog's name)

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (Not an idiot)

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. (are they even real?)

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (My friends only)

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” (No)

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (Not stupid)

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (nope)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. (sadly no)

You know PJO better then most sane people. (i don't know, i haven't checked)

You have links to every great PJO site (not really, there are so few)

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy (huh?)

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. (Nico? Evil?)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (oh they better!)

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work (Not that stupid)

You give friends and yourself a godly parent,(nope)

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Not just one)

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy [I've never seen a green-eyed boy before(except on TV or books or internet)]

You have an instant crush on Nico! (eww no)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (I learned a lot more after I researched about that)

You want to learn Latin. (no, it's too difficult)

You copy/paste this onto your profile (obviously)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over(I only have 1 fanfic and it's a PJO and HP crossover)

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to(I'm not that obsessed)

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (I am most certainly not obsessed with PJO. All of my classmates know that I'm obsessed with The 39 Clues, though)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (no one asks me why because they already know)

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book (I love books!)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real (I want to join the hunters of Artemis)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO (I will not pray to gods that don't exist i will only pray to the one and only true God)

You've called someone you know a satyr. (Uhh...they'd think I'm weird and crazy)

You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you. (I don't have a TLT poster)

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!


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Some laws are important, some laws are selfish, and some laws are just plain stupid. Let me show you some of the most ridiculous laws in world-none of this is made up-so I'm not promising all of this is 100 percent true:

(Note: just because it's here, doesn't mean you have to listen to it if you live there)

US Laws :

In Alaska, it is illegal to wake up a sleeping bear to take its picture (but it's a lot easier to take a picture while running for your life)

Again, in Alaska, it's illegal to push a moose out of a moving airplane (are moose even allowed on airplanes?)

In New York, Arizona, and Georgia, it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub. (what if the donkey is trying to drown?)

In Idaho it is illegal to go fishing from the back of a camel or giraffe.

It is illegal to keep a pet tiger inside of a New York City apartment. (who would want a pet tiger?)

. In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking meter's time must be paid for. (what kind of law is that?)

In Bladwin Park, California, you are not allowed to ride a bycicle in a swimming pool (but it's fun to ride a bike while drowning)

In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing A Murder (but committing a murder IS?)

In Connecticut, A Pickle Is Not Officially A Pickle Unless It Bounces. (then what do you call it?)

In North Carolina, Bingo Games Can't Last More Than Five Hours

In Connecticut, It's Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands

. In Chicago, it is illegal to take a french poodle to the Opera. (poor poodle)

Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend, Indiana. (I can't even believe monkeys can smoke cigarettes)

In Massachusetts it is illegal to wear a goatee without a license. (what?)

In Columbus, Ohio it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. (where will you buy corn flakes when you run out during sunday?)

In Youngstown, Ohio it is illegal to run out of gas. (then don't buy a car)

In Oklahoma, whale hunting is strictly illegal (note: there are no whales in Oklahoma)

Rhode Islands says it is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

In Hawaii you aren't allowed to put coins in your ears (because that's the only place I put my coins)

Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays. (I like peanuts)

When in Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in New Orleans. (you shouldn't even be allowed to have an alligator unless authorized)

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time in Alabama. (who would do that?)

In Alaska kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. (what if my kangaroo needs a haircut?)

Little Rock, Arkansas declairs it illegal for dogs to bark after 6pm (why not just ban dogs so nobody gets arrested?)

In Arkansas it's illegal to mispronounce the state's name. (so if a baby tries saying the states name and mispronounces he will get arrested?)

Unmarried woman cannot parachute on Sundays in Florida.

It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday in Florida. (uh, what?)
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit in Florida.

Minnesoda declairs that hambergers are not allowed to be eaten on Sundays (my brother wouldn't go to this state because he loves burgers)

Idaho Falls, Idaho: If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle. (most of the people that age can't even run anymore let alone ride a motorcycle)

Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. (a doctor?)

In Wyoming you may not take a photo of a rabbit in the month of June. (what kind of rule is that?)

In ancient Hawaii, it was illegal to smile. If you were caught smiling, you'd be exiled or even killed (what the Hades?!)

Around the world: (Note: This is not meant to offend anyone, or any country.)

Flushing the toilet after 10 pm where the person lives in an apartment is illegal in Switzerland (that would stink if anyone uses the bathroom that time)

Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore unless you are doing it to help you stop smoking (little kids might want to smoke now because of that)

You are not permitted to leave your house without wearing underwear in Thailand.

Donald Duck was once banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear any pants. (poor Donald)

In the Philippines, cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 AM onwards to keep roads free of traffic jams. (it's useless since there's traffic everyday especially on Friday. It's awful for those people who have only one car because they can't use it once every week unless you can be quick and stealthy. And it's 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.)

In Victoria, Australia it is forbidden to wear hot pink pants after mid-day on a Sunday.

In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon. (can we call a pig Bonaparte instead?)

Karate films were banned in Iraq in 1979.

In Canada, by law, 1 out of every 5 songs on the radio must be sung by a Canadian and in British Columbia it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot if one is ever found. [sasquatch and bigfoot aren't real. They must be crazy (sorry Canadians)... I mean paranoid]

In Israel it is illegal to take a bear to the beach (what if a wild bear goes to the beach?)

In China it is illegal to rescue a drowning person. (so the drowning person can't rescue himself/herself either?)

This area of my Fanfiction account has been approved by Javert, because he is the law and the lawr is not mocked


Ten Reasons That Humans Are The Evilest Of All Animals:

1.) We are the only known species that abuses our own children

2.) Our dog would die for us, but we'd never die for them

3.) We hunt for fun

4.) We have caused more animals to become extinct then any other species

5.) We waste everything we have

6.) We take too many things for granted

7.) We ruin the planet without caring

8.) No other animals will kill another species unless it is for food, territory, to protect their food or children, self-defence, or if they feel threatened. We just do it for coats, boots, rugs, fun, sport, and other sick reasons

9.) Animals are better listeners

10.) As far as sciencetist know, they claim that we are the smartest species. Well think about this: if we are the smartest species, how come we need to use so many complicated machines to survive? Other animals have very little-if any technology, so why do we need to destroy the planet in order to 'survive'? If we really were so smart, why would we need all this stuff?


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Why would it be hilarious?)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (I own a Nintendo DS Lite)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I hate Power Rangers)
You watch sports on TV. (I don't like sports)
Gory movies are cool. (No way!)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Why is silver a boy color? It's the color of the Greek goddess Artemis, and she hates boys. My favorite colors are yellow, blue, and silver)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun (Not all)
Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes)
Sleep with your socks on

Total= 7

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink (I hate pink, but I still wear pink clothes.)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall. (I prefer the bookstore, but I still like the mall)

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (It takes me around 30 minutes but not an hour)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. ( I only have 6 pairs of shoes)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything (I prefer not to be the center of attention. I'll just have a panic attack.)

Total=8


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!!


1. Percabeth or Prachel?

Percabeth!!!

2. Favorite guy character?

Percy

3. Favorite girl character?

Annabeth

4. Favorite God?

Apollo

5. Favoite Goddess?

I can't choose between Artemis, Athena, and Hestia.

6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades?

Hmm... Poseidon, I guess, because I love water!

7. Is Luke hot?

Nope.

8. Would you join the hunters?

I have been hoping to join the hunters ever since I found out about them.

9. Archery or sword fighting?

Archery

10. Iris messaging or Hermes express?

Iris messaging because Hermes is always busy so it might take a while for my message to be delivered, and I think Iris messaging is cheaper.

11. Favorite minor God/Goddess?

Hestia if she counts as a minor goddess. She is very important so I don't really consider her as a minor goddess. If not her, it would be Hecate.

12. Favorite book?

In the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series= The Last Olympian. For all time= The 39 Clues: Into the Gauntlet

13. Least favorite?

In PJO= I don't know. For all time=InkHeart

14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer?

I would just go during the summer, though I don't think I would be in Camp Half-Blood if PJO is real. Because 1. I live in the Philippines and 2. I would be a hunter.

15. Favorite couple?

Percy and Annabeth!

16. Are you a demi-god?

Yes.

17. Who would be your parent?

Either Athena or Apollo.

18. Favorite minor character?

Hmmm... I don't know.

19. Ethan or Luke?

Luke

20. Favorite monster?

Mrs. O Leary!!! :)


WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley
who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY,
but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.
Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss,
but practically get it on in the theatre.
Courtney told jack
"Do you want to come to my
place and skip this boring movie?"
He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.
Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school, Ashley wasn't there.
For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.
A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...

She committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.
Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack,
I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me.
I really loved you Jack.
I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

Thank you.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

Try not to Cry


FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'it's becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!!


ANNOYING THINGS TO DO:

In an elevator...

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

To Carlisle Cullen...

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

To Jasper Cullen...

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

To Edward Cullen...

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hot wire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ring tone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

To Alice Cullen...

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.

7. Tie her up in a straitjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hot lines.

To Emmett Cullen...

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

To Rosalie Cullen...

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ring tone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.


You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"


Ways to Annoy Your Parents

-I am not responsible for any shouting, yelling and punishments they give you. Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.

1 - Follow them all the time

2 - Say "Muu" when they call you

3 - Pretend you got amnesia

4 - Keep walking backwards

5 - Run all over the house with a bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"

6 - Run on the walls

7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear

8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

9 - Stay in front of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"

10 - Run in circles

11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.

12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.

13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"

14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"

15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept

16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass

17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue

18 - Talk to a pen

19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.

20 - Pretend you're a viking

21 - Try to climb on the walls

22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"

23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn

24 - Do what they tell you to

25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."

26 - Eat non-eatable things.

27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"

28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."

29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"

30 - Chase an imaginary tail

31 - Demand your own telephone number

32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say

33 - Pretend you're 268 years old

34 - Stay upside down in your closet

35 - Pretend you're a telephone

36 - Try to swim on the ground

37 - Knock on their door all the night

38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities

39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "Why what? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"

40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend you don't understand

41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"

42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"

43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"

44 - Tell them you have a very imporant secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"

45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel that?!"

46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer

47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."

48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"

49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton acent

50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(Why wait?)

2. Thou shalt not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer)

3. Thou shalt not steel from K-Mart. (WalMart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)

5. Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Every one knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shalt not get into fights. (Just start them)

7. Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shalt not think about having sex. (As Nike says - Just Do It)

10. Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle!)


YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Kriizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Yellow Dog

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

Padkrdag

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

Blue Water

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

Black Lala


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Most of the time, I only stay up to read a book until 3 a.m. and wake up at 8)

You write fanfictions about the book. (look at my fanfics and the list of my favorite books)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (I've been trying for 2 years. I've managed to convince a few)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I wouldn't make a mistake like that)

Everything reminds you of the book. (Not exactly everything, unless I just recently read that book)

You quote random lines all the time. (I only do that when i'm bored)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Looking back at all those times, I think I was crazy a year before I was sure I became a bit weird and crazy)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Why would I be bored in class?)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (I don't have an iPod, but I made drawings of a few of my favorite characters)

You've got a book memorized. (How can I memorize an entire book?! I memorized a few scenes and lines, but never a book! Although, I could probably tell you a detailed summary)

You've read a book more than five times. (3 times is my limit if the book isn't one of my top favorites. So anything not written by Rick Riordan, except for Harry Potter, I can only read 1-3 times before I get bored with it.)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I've read a 500 page book in less than a day)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (The writers' homes are too far away, and only J.K. Rowling killed a character I liked. Why did Dobby have to die?!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No way! I'm a hunter of Artemis.)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Never call one of the 39 Clues Characters fictional.)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.


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Hold On To You by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
They were too different. Complete opposites really. But Will still had hope. Hope that someday, he'd have enough courage to finally speak to the gorgeous punk boy. He just didn't know that day would come in the form of the boys locker room and a dozen half naked males. OR Will might have a slight (major) crush on a broody Italian boy. AU. Solangelo. Will centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,509 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 4/27 - [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J., Jason G.
Fries before Guys by ghostyStarr reviews
In which Nico has an unhealthy obsession with a McDonald's. Not for the food, but rather a particular worker. AU Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.]
All the Moments Inbetween by EffervescentGrace reviews
Will and Nico have been texting each other for a while now. Here are a few moments that you wish you saw between their messages to each other and their friends. Companion piece to my other fanfiction 'Wrong Number'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/12 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S., Lou E.
What if Enjolnine: The Extended Edition by BananaLollypop reviews
What if Enjolnine was canon? This is the story of how Enjolras and Éponine's relationship affects the course of the beloved tale that is Les Miserables. The extended versions of my What if... Enjolnine one-shots. R&R appreciated as much as Samantha Barks and her wonderfully amazing voice! *K-plus but T in some chapters* *on Semi-Hiatus until further notice*
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,894 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Eponine, Enjolras]
Wrong Number by EffervescentGrace reviews
10.25am- Okay, okay. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? 10.27am- Let me guess- frost bite? 10.29am- Hey, look who knows jokes AKA Nico accidently texts the wrong number and finds himself talking to a cheerful college student with a sun complex. AU. Solangelo. REUPLOADED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,126 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S., Lou E. - Complete
Something To Remember by biancadiangeno reviews
Nico di Angelo never really thought the gap-toothed boy with the too-neon-orange shirt would mean as much to him as he did when they first met, but fate had a strange way of making things work, and more so, making people fall in love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,547 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Midnight Doesn't Last Forever by ghostyStarr reviews
"So come and watch the sunset with me?" Solangelo. Post - Blood of Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,598 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
All Was Well by AndNowWeDance reviews
"My time has been occupied by more important things. Transporting statues. Bargaining with titans. Saving the world and all that. I've been busy," Nico said, sipping nectar from a straw. "Dude," Will's facial expression was so serious he looked like someone just cursed his whole family, "no one is ever too busy to read Harry Potter. Ever."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Together in the Mountain God's Forest by FirstxLove reviews
"You don't come running at me anymore, I've noticed."
Les Misérables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
The Adventures of the Twin Terrors by imnotgoodwithusernames1234 reviews
Tips for anyone who wishes to live. 1. Do not under any circumstances steal Artemis' bow. 2. If you are Apollo, pay extra attention to number one. Not following these rules may get you killed. Break them at your own risk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Artemis, Apollo
A Heart Full of Love by madameMerlin6 reviews
Young revolutionary Enjolras swears his only love will ever be Patria. After befriending poor and miserable Eponine Thenardier, however, the heart he had locked up so well begins to sing a different tune. Based on the Musical Les Miserables.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,186 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Eponine, Enjolras
Baby Sister by Sonata Appassionata reviews
Artemis and Apollo, and the ups and downs of their relationship. In the end though, she will always be his baby sister. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Dreams Suck by Murayama Tsuru reviews
The night before Nico and Jason have their encounter with Cupid in Croatia, Nico has a dream...that he doesn't particularly want to have. It makes him remember that, for demigods at least, dreams really do suck and the rest of the day is probably not going to go well. Contains mild, one-sided Nico x Percy and some spoilers for HoH. You have been warned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
How Not to Win Over the Oracle of Delphi by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Octavian has a crush, and Rachel just doesn't know how to handle attention from boys. Octavian/Rachel, but it's p. much one-sided. OneShot. For Shirley.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Octavian, Rachel D.] Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
She Who Cannot Be Turned by dammitharad reviews
"The verse of Jean Prouvaire must not end." When Clementine buys an old book from a junk shop, she doesn't expect it to change her life forever. But sometimes, things are beyond a person's control, and the will of fate cannot be ignored. ProuvairexOC, AU.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Jean Prouvaire, OC] - Complete
Sunrise by genuinemermaid reviews
Collection of oneshots featuring Artemis and Apollo brother/sister fluff. Chapter 34: Competition. / "Your dedication to the Hunt has led me to believe that you deserve a...'day off,' but, considering what you would have to subject yourself to..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,049 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Artemis, Apollo
Then they met the Thenardiers by 0nmyOwn reviews
rubbish title, and I'm bad at summaries so please just read it? Eponine is suffering after the rue plummet incident, and it's Enjolras and his friends which are there to try and pick up the pieces. E/E & E/Gavroche family stuff Rated T for violence and such.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,471 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
The Genie Bottle by xinatra reviews
What happens when a girl from our time gets a genie bottle. Then wishes herself to Agrabah with the genies help, and meets a handsome sorcerer? Mozenrath/OC
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,161 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Mozenrath
One Inch by Caderyn reviews
One inch was all it took for Éponine's life to be spared and it altered the fates of four people. Éponine/Enjolras. Also features one-sided Marius/Éponine and one-sided Enjolras/Grantaire (E/R), as well as Joly/Musichetta/Bahorel. Cover Art by pennylanes (thanks!).
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 37 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras, Joly, Combeferre
The Things That I Am Not Allowed To Do In The Musain by RainWillMakeTheFlowersGrow reviews
well, the title kinda says it all...
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013
Bottled Stars by Riddelly reviews
Enjolras is fantastically oblivious about some things, to the point where they can only make themselves clear by slapping him brutally in the face. Or, in a more literal sense, becoming drunk and careless enough to kiss him.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Alternate Javert's Suicide to the Tune of Call Me Maybe by dharmaharker reviews
It's been a while since I've written a song parody for this lovely fandom, and I couldn't resist doing something outwardly goofballish and silly for April Fool's Day. I've been holding this one back for a while, and this is the right moment for its publication. Enjoy. [Rated T for dark, dark humor. Best when sung in head. Bonus points if sung aloud.]
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Inspector Javert - Complete
Phangirl at the Opera by SearchingforRomance reviews
Ana wakes up and finds herself at the Opera Populaire, and proceeds in wrecking the entire story and p*ssing off a certain phantom! 2nd Fanfic - Story had been done before but I always wonder why they act so normal in the environment so I'm wrecking up the place. This is a musical-verse with some Book-ness later on. Gaston LeRoux/Andrew Lloyd-Webber owns;D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,351 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Erik
Your guide to The Titan War II: The Last Olympian by I.Tripped.Over.Reality reviews
Apollo, being the god of prophecies receives a book, a guide to the upcoming second Titan War. Will the gods and demigods be able to defeat Kronos causing minimum damage? Or will the future change? Only time will tell...[Temporary Hiatus]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,702 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Seventeen Going On Eighteen by SideshowJazz1 reviews
What was Rolfe thinking during the "Sixteen Going On Seventeen" scene? This will tell you. Liesl/Rolfe. Please review!
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Rolfe G., Liesl vT. - Complete
He Is Human After All by Rosebud5 reviews
Enjolras is a marble lover of liberty. He is Apollo. He is a Greek God, and nothing can touch him. At least, that's what Grantaire, Joly, and Courfeyrac think before they take a peek into Enjolras's personal life, quite by accident. That's when they discover... Julien Enjolras loves his friends. Julien Enjolras has a very sick mother. Julien Enjolras is scared. Enjolras is human.
Les Misérables - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras - Complete
Enjolras by Puglet reviews
Enjolras would have had everyone believe that he had passion for nothing other than his cause, but a visit from his former love reminds him that abandoning all in favor of the "higher call" is easier said than done. (Enjolras/OC)
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Enjolras - Complete
The Phantoms Strange Echo by The Phantoms Serenity reviews
When two friends accidentally fall back into time and stumble into the Phantom himself, craziness will ensue and the poor Erik will be in for a life changing experience and his patience tested. Will he ever survive with the two friends? Will the two friends survive with him or will something unexpected happen? Something no one was expecting to happen. Rated T there is some cursing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Erik
Interviewing the Cluehunters by TheNinjaNerd reviews
After, um, some convincing, the Madrigals agreed to let me interview the Cluehunters on the condition I never speak of what was said outside the rather small and uncomfortable interview room. Well, Im not speaking, now am I? :
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,641 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
Thinking About Her by SqueakyDolphin6 reviews
Isabel said to Amy in In Too Deep, "Ian, well, he's probably thinking about you." Was he? Probably. These are 2 or 3 random scenes from the series from Ian's POV. Updated 6/22/12 - One False Note.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Ian K., Amy C.
Another Chance to Get Burned by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Fiske's tired of playing peacekeeper for Sinead and Hamilton's fights, so he assigns that responsibility to the younger Cahills. But of course, the younger Cahills decide that they're going to find out the real reason behind the constant fighting.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
Pop Quiz by WonderfulCaricature reviews
Fiyero's answers to his pop quiz in life science.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
We're Off To See the Wizard by eponnia reviews
After Fiyero is tortured and turned into a scarecrow, he finds himself helping a girl from Kansas and traveling with a timid "king" of Beasts and a tinman who had been a Munchkin. Can he put aside his loathing for Boq long enough to help Dorothy? [Fiyeraba. DISCONTINUED.]
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Sadie Kane's Guide to Annoying Your Brother by Awesomnesssquared reviews
Sadie Kane here. Like a lot of you, I have a brother. Here I have written some handy tricks on how to annoy him. Dedicated to sisters everywhere.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sadie K., Carter K.
Musical Chairs by Showghost reviews
This is really a crossover between a plethora of musicals, including Wicked, Sweeney Todd, Phantom of the Opera, Addams Family, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, and many more. What would happen if these characters were suddenly stranded in New York City?
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2010
You've Got Mail by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
The introduction of a pen pal program between Shiz University and the Central Emerald College will change lives in more than one way. Fiyeraba. Musicalverse. Shizera. AU... maybe. Slightly. Sequel now posted "Come What May" followed by "The Beginning of Forever" and "Days Go By"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,761 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by belleoftheopera reviews
A story about what happens when a phangirl befriends the Phantom. Book based, Erik/OC. Please r & r.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - [Erik, OC] - Complete
The Amy Cahill Fan Club by Darkflowerofheaven reviews
First it's a little nice obsessive club about Amy but what happens when it gets discovered by someone? will it completely change! This is a parody Note: Has Bad language and etc etc. Amian,Datalie,Hamilead. (Changed rating to M because of the cursing)
39 Clues - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Amy C. - Complete
Interviews with Demigods by IEatTragicOranges4Breakfast reviews
Here is the story of an Interviewer's Quest to interview 100 people while annoying them to Hades and back! Hunters are sprayed by a skunk, Nico turned into a jackalope, and so much more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010
Masquerade by Miss Cullen -I wish reviews
A freak accident sends Elizabeth stumbling onto Erik's front door beneath the opera. While she's there she might as well try to right a wrong that started with Gaston Leroux oh so long ago. Mentions of E/C, eventual E/OW.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,259 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Erik - Complete
The Way of the World by Emma.Leigh.Lu reviews
Dorothy makes it home at the end of The Wizard of Oz. And at the end of Wicked musical Fiyero and Elphaba escape to Earth. What happens when the two of them cross paths?
Crossover - Wizard of Oz & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Elphaba T.
Maybe We Stand a Chance by you-idjits reviews
If Carter and Percy accidentally ran into each other. Carter's POV, post-TLO and pre-Serpent's Shadow.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Percy J., Carter K. - Complete
Cahills Read Fanfictions by KTRose12 reviews
What happens when the Cahills read fanfictions? Will Dan stop falling off of his chair? Will Natalie's personal maid ever find the ability to ignore the screams coming from her mistress' room? To answer these questions, READ!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Wicked Chatroom Style! by TimeLordAimi reviews
Don't ask why. Just read.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Glinda U., Elphaba T.
101 Things I'm not Allowed To Do at Cahill Reunion by Luckyinluv reviews
A Cahill Reunion turns into a disaster because of one list. By Who? DAN!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Dan C. - Complete
Thoughts on Marriage by kestrel135 reviews
Fiyero's version of Thank Goodness and what happened when he left. Musical-verse, one-shot, Fiyeraba, Fiyero's POV.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Broken Bow: The 12 Years of Christmas by Xed Alpha reviews
Some people have Christmas traditions. Some people have mortal enemies. Rarely do these things overlap. Several short chapters over 12 years. This is the tale of Armani's Christmas Eve.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,243 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
things that erik hates by Phantom Novelest reviews
things to do if you want to get punjabed
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Erik
Breaking Through the Wall by Volcanic Lily reviews
"I know how it feels to lose a brother." Though Jake keeps putting up walls, Amy won't give up until she manages to break through to him.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Amy C., Jake R. - Complete
Tutoring a Holt by Volcanic Lily reviews
"Fine, I'll tutor you. But you'd better listen and listen good, because the sooner you learn this, the sooner I don't have to hang out with you anymore." Sinead is annoyed to be tutoring Hamilton, but they soon run into other complications. Hamilton/Sinead.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - [Sinead S., Hamilton H.] - Complete
Reading the Sword Thief by CelestialMacabre reviews
Dan, Amy, Nellie, Ian, Saladin, Natalie, Vikram and Isabel, Alistair, Jonah Wizard, and Hamilton Holt are suddenly transported to a magical room. Takes place at the end of the Emperor's Code . A book appears, as well as a letter. They must read to leave
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,395 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010
Six Simple Smiles by Beautifully Tragic Girl reviews
He can barely remember his class schedule, let alone decipher one of Oz's most cog turning enigmas. Nevertheless, his analysis is almost spot on. Almost. Fiyero contemplates Elphaba's smiles and the one specifically reserved for him.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Cliche ErikChristine Story by belleoftheopera reviews
One-shot pretty much summing up almost every E/C story here. Please r & r.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
Museum Thieves by QuayJaquelinXeomaraZendaya reviews
A two-shot of a museum theft by Cahills with the Kanes protecting the artifacts. No flames please.
Crossover - 39 Clues & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Carter K. - Complete
Life at Shiz by LauraKatharineX reviews
Just another made-up story, showing a bit of development in the friendship between Elphaba, Fiyero and Galinda. Hope you like it! xx
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Status:It's Complicated by memory's marionette reviews
As the Cahill clan expands, they need new ways to keep in touch with each other. The answer? Facebook, of course!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
What Happened At Midnight by KTRose12 reviews
What all Amian fans wished for in "Fireworks" and didn't get. WARNING: Contains spoilers from Rapid Fire "Fireworks".
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Meeting the Family by Effervescent Dreaming reviews
Here's the story of when Evan meets Amy's family for the first time! The idea of him meeting Nellie, Dan, and Fiske, was just so freaking hilarious I had to do it! R&R cause I'm in a contest against my friend over who gets the most review! Thanks! XD
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Amy C., Evan T.
Birthday Cake by AllieSaysRoar reviews
One-shot. Fiyero confesses to Boq how he really feels about Galinda.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Boq, Fiyero T. - Complete
Twitterpated by Fudgefeather reviews
While rescuing the Lion Cub, Fiyero and Elphaba have... a bit of an audience. Boq and Nessarose, to be exact. After hearing Boq calls them twitterpated, Nessa asks for an explanation... and gets one. Possibly Bessa, with Fiyeraba at the beginning.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Boq, Nessarose T. - Complete
The licks and the lips of temptation by airyclaire reviews
"And… I was angry, frustrated," He finally says, "so I did the only thing I could think of to stop myself from breaking something."
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Amy C., Jake R. - Complete
Broken Bow Book 5: The Lost Prince by Xed Alpha reviews
As the most dangerous adventure of his life begins, Armani is tasked with not only a journey of self-discovery, but a challenge to recover something so elusive, that his path will take him further than he ever imagined possible... Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Phoenix Best OC Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,050 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Christmas Cheer by musiclover3 reviews
Ian Kabra had nothing to like about Christmas. He wasn't happy at all to celebrate it. Can one person change his view of Christmas... for the better?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
I'm Not a Pillow by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Everyone's tired out of their minds. Sinead's one of the first to fall asleep. Let's just say that Hamilton's not used to being a pillow.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
Those Wickedly Awkward Moments by Jaeme reviews
All those moments in Wicked when you've gone "Well that was awkward..." condensed into two chapters! R&R
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Lion Cub by LauraKatharineX reviews
So The Lion Cub scene is one of my favourite scenes from Wicked, because it's the first time we see that Elphaba and Fiyero do have feelings for each other. So, I decided to rewrite it! Enjoy!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Unwritten by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Hamilton sees Sinead doing something totally unexpected: having fun. Kind of a songfic. I got the insperation when hearing the song.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
Lit the Fuse and Missed the Candle by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Hamilton has a rather disturbing dream, Ian and Evan are agreeing on something and Jonah mentions vampire bunnies from Mars? In two words: Extreme insanity.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Hamilton H., Sinead S. - Complete
Ian Gets a Better Girlfriend: REMADE! by The Cahill-Demigod Witch reviews
Yeah, right. Ian gets a better girlfriend. But not a troll. It's our favorite Madrigal girl, Amy Cahill! "Only the best for a Kabra!"
Crossover - 39 Clues & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
Insomnia by Theo Telshalla-Arieda Gardner reviews
For IJCC's contest. When Sinead get's a case of insomnia, she finds out Hamilton has the same problem. After a midnight talk with her least favorite Cahill, will she ever be able to get to sleep? Written by Arieda.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
Staring by ComingAndGoingByBubble reviews
Shiz-era. Takes place before Elphaba goes to see the Wizard in the Emerald City. Fiyeraba cuteness! Please R&R!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Grinning Like an Idiot by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Sinead needs a distraction from Ian and Evan's constant bickering. She gets one, but is it a good thing, or a bad thing? One-shot. Rated that way for a wee-bit of kissing and the fact that I'm paranoid.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
Dead By Morning by peetas-whorecrux reviews
We saw the war in Harry's POV, but what did we miss with Neville and Luna?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Ian's Birthday by Northernlight24 reviews
It's Ian's birthday, but how come nobody is acknowledging his birthday or even saying happy birthday? Thanks a lot to my wonderful beta, Alex Almighty.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ian K. - Complete
Adams Middle School Advice Column by Alex Almighty reviews
The multi-weekly advice column where Dan answers YOUR questions with his pen name, Anna Sasin.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Dan C.
Showtime by twilightslittleangel reviews
When the 'Wicked' Witch decides to go to a popular musical with her captive and Fiyero, what trouble can happen? A lot, especially if it involves sparkles. Just after No Good Deed.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The Truth by AllisonWonderland203 reviews
"I am sure by the time this letter reaches you, you will no doubt be acquainted with the rumors and lies surrounding my visit to the Emerald City."
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Unexpected by Twilimpian reviews
When Katherine claims that Klaus might be in Forks, Washington. Bonnie, Caroline, Elena, Stefan, Damon and Katherine decide to visit this town. what happens when they come across Forks and La Push and their own supernatural beings. Please Read & Review.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Elena G.
Cahills vs Magicians by Katherine's Sue Slayer reviews
The wait is over! The sequel to Cahills vs. Demigods! Vote for your favorite characters in a character tournament!
Crossover - 39 Clues & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dan C., Sadie K. - Complete
Illegal things in Oz According to the Wicked Trio by the-Mad-Majesty-of-Muchness reviews
Exactly what the title implies. Rated for slight suggestive content and because I'm paranoid.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011
Falling In by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
During the summer vacation, discussions of an alliance brings the Tiggulars to Munchkinland. Fiyero tags along in hope of getting closer to a certain green girl. A lot can happen in nineteen days. Shiz era, AU, Musical-verse Fiyeraba. Read the sequel "Taking Chances"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,935 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Off Limits by Nilly's Issue reviews
No one hurts Sadie's brother. Not even Walt. One-shot
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sadie K., Carter K. - Complete
Amian Fans, Unite! by The Cahill-Demigod Witch reviews
Two-shot! If you agree that Evan gets in the way of Amian, read on! Thanks to IceHeartEli for helping with the plot! So what are you waiting for? "Because Amian is epic, and everyone knows that!"
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Our Summer by nogooddeedx reviews
A Very Intresting Summer For Our Shiz Gang! Fiybera. Hinted Gloq. COMPLETED!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Purely Caffinated Galinda! by SingingHedgehog reviews
A parody of What Is This Feeling? That I did about Galinda having coffee!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Two Suns over Brooklyn by KibaKibbles reviews
Spoilers for Throne of Fire. Apollo is making the sun rise as usual when he notices another sun right behind him. Takes place during Chapter 23 of book 2 of the Kane Chronicles.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Apollo, Bast - Complete
Why PJO is Better Then Twilight by TheBeatlesFan reviews
Well some reviewed my last reasoning on why Hunger Games is better then Twilight. And the review said, "If only there was a Percy Jackson and the Olympians is Better Then Twilight." So me and a friend of mine created one! R&R! Enjoy!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Goodbye Forks, Hello Mystic Falls by Amphipolis Angel reviews
After hearing there were other vampires in Mystic Falls, Bella, Edward, Alice, and Jasper head there to check things out before Bella and Edward's wedding. What they find is drama, action, and the Salvatore brothers.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010
Escape From Camp Half Blood by Asilda reviews
Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,917 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Nico A., Carter K. - Complete
Amy C Hearts ET by Volcanic Lily reviews
"It seems like everything is working against the two of us: my brother, one of my closest friends, my shyness, and let's not forget my own paranoia." Amy can't stop thinking about her crush, but it seems as if the whole world stands in her way. AC/ET
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2011 - [Amy C., Evan T.] - Complete
The Missing Goddess by Mrs.DiAngelo reviews
A young goddess leaves Mount Olympus in search of more. She comes to New York and finds Percy Jackson and Camp Half-Blood and tricks them into believing she's a half-blood. Please read and review it makes me feel special. :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Percy J.
The Titan's Curse by the ghost king reviews
Thalia, Artemis, Percy and the gang read Titan's Curse.This is the continuing of Shrrgnien's fic obviously with her permission.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,528 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Never Mess With The Twins by Fallenarchangel reviews
You know how Hestia was kicked out for Dionysus to be an Olympian. What if they kicked Atermis out and Apollo show them why they should never cross him or his baby sister. So they have 3 day to give it back or they will fully let loose. Doomsday much!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Apollo, Artemis
High School Never Ends by TonkaToy reviews
A slow smiled grew on the death god's face. "Alright, if you three think you can last longer them me in high school I welcome you to a bet. Who ever last longer gets to have the other three wait on him or her for three whole days. Deal or no deal?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,715 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Artemis
Vampire Family Feud by GEM1588 reviews
The game show. Hosted by Ryan Seacrest. Complete
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
The 12 Erik's by XoMargueriteoX reviews
Being kidnapped by 12 crazy homicidal geniuses is not a situation you'd want to be in. Yet again... it's every phangirls dream.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,072 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Erik - Complete
The Stoll Brothers' Visit to London by Angelitz reviews
What happens when the Stolls find a flyer for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes and drag Nico along for a "trip" to Diagon Alley? What happens when their paths intertwined with a certain Golden Trio? Chaos, laughs and "accidental mishaps" is what happens! R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,299 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Demigods and Vampires by SeaweedBrainLover22 reviews
What will happen when Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, and Clarisse go on a quest to Forks, Washington? What will happen when they meet the Cullens? What will happen when they meet the Werewolves? After TLO and BD. Victoria never died! Mostly PJO
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,096 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Stupid Children Of Aphrodite by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
This is my first story! The children of Aprhodite convince Chiron to do a karaoke night! And a... catwalk? PERCABETH Previously-Camp Half Blood's First Karaoke Night/Lots of swearing in certain chapters/IN EDITING
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Broken Bow Book 4: A Boy Called Artemis by Xed Alpha reviews
Lost, stranded and alone in a strange alternate reality. Armani Dove's only hope of ever returning home rests solely in the hands of a young Irish criminal mastermind who shares his mother's name. Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Veritas OC Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,193 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Of Crazy Gods And Crazy Students of McKinley High by Demigod1315 reviews
Artemis and Apollo were sent to McKinley High for a punishment. Finn falls for Artemis, will he leave Rachel for her? And will Apollo win Quinn's heart? And will they discover the twins' true identity? Set after Season 1. Glee characters a little OOC.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Artemis, Finn H.
Percy Jackson Harry Potter and Twilight Online by Dallas Angel reviews
This is what happens when the characters of twilight percy jackson and harry potter in the same chatroom
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
One Short Night by 3Mindy3 reviews
Fiyero is traveling with Dorothy and meets up with an unexpected visitor. Please R&R! Charactes meant to be a little OOC.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Yero by Rose DiVerona reviews
Wicked, from Fiyero's POV. We know what Elphaba's experiences were, but what was it like from the view of our favorite Winkie Prince? Covers the musical from Fiyero's entrance, with extra scenes as well.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,883 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Broken Bow Book 3: Counterpart by Xed Alpha reviews
The son of Artemis meets his match and in the process is forced to juggle married life, an old flame, some interfering gods and a mission to prevent the total collapse of the universe. So, yeah... An average day for Armani. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Let's Play A Game by Nyx Nox reviews
The gods of Mount Olympus get bored and decide to play a game. Set during The Titan's Curse. Rated T because I'm a teen. Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,025 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Dear Dorothy Gale by ElphabaROCKS reviews
Dorothy receives a letter from the Wicked Witch of the West when she gets back to Kansas. One-shot, early Birthday Present for Phoenix
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Elphaba T., Dorothy G. - Complete
Broken Bow Book 2: Shadows of the Hunt by Xed Alpha reviews
Condemned to the insanity of Camp Half-Blood. Armani is swept up in an infuriating world of curious deities, resentful half-bloods, prophecies of doom and ghosts from the past. Why can't people leave him alone? Beta by Shrrgnien. Veritas OC Award Winner.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,843 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Broken Bow by Xed Alpha reviews
An old fool's vengence forces Apollo to keep a huge and possibly devestating secret from Artemis for over a decade, a deception that she may never be able to forgive him for. Winner of the Veritas OC award. Ghost Writers Approved. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,691 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Unexpected by Whit3 ros3 bud reviews
Sometimes you have to prepare for the unexpected so the shock isn't as great. But Sadie knows more than anything you can't expect the unexpected, especially when she receives a surprise visitor back at school. Complete one-shot. Fluffy.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
The Hunters Go to High School by queeniemikki reviews
Artemis has gone hunting solo for a year, and the hunters are out of options after a capture the flag incident. The series of adventures that come when they enroll in a boarding school in South Carolina. In progress. Will end up being around 30 chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Thalia G.
A game night to never forget by Artemis GoH reviews
Karaoke party at Percy’s. Bianca is on loan from Underworld, Luke is good, and Thalia not in the hunt. Thuke & Percabeth. Truth or dare most likely.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009
Olympian Chat room by Pkpopi reviews
The Olympian gods have set up a new chat room and things get pretty crazy. There is Thico and Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Issues with the Lightning Thief by ArtistAdapting reviews
Things that bugged me and my friends. Don't read if you don't want to know.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Karaoke Night by whispered touches reviews
It's Spring Break, and Percy gets bored. He invites everyone, and his true love shows up. What could possibly go wrong when demigods sing karaoke? I wonder...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Truth or Dare 2 by ILoveMCR95 reviews
This is the new and better version of my fanfic. Seriously, if I get one more "This isn't the correct format" summary I'll block whoever posted it and ignore them. On a happier note, this IS interactive, so you can give the charies dares and questions!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
My School Field Trip by wordsflowfreely reviews
Percy's life is pretty complicated. What else is new? But now there's a field trip, and way too many unexpected surprises. (Better descriptions inside) Pre-TLO! P.S. I don't own PJO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Anyway by HC247 reviews
A brief missing moment from ALAYM. Fiyerba fluffle.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Shiz Diaries by Silvine Fae Graycin reviews
Journal entries of the characters. follows the storyline of the musical. my first fanfiction to be posted on the site. there are fourteen chapters total.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Another Retelling of Wicked! Yay! by Yorkie Lover reviews
The title says it all. :-D Random guest stars appear at times. Hope you like this! Oh, and did I mention I revised the first ten chapters? Because I love you so!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
The Inside Story by Sparkling Patronus reviews
What were Fiyero's thoughts as he traveled the yellow brick rode with Dorothy? The journey in 'The Wizard of Oz' from Fiyero's point of view. Now completley rewritten. COMPLETE
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,265 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
In a Different Light by Sparkling Patronus reviews
[Musicalverse] Full summary inside. When Dorothy finds herself with a chance to return to Oz, she will find that things are not always as they seem as old friends are reunited and perspectives are changed. FiyeroxElphaba with a bit of GlindaxBoq COMPLETE
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,695 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Dorothy G., Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U. - Complete
Conversations Overheard by lulu belle reviews
PG to be safe. What if Dorothy overheard what Glinda and Elphaba were talking about at the castle? One shot. please review, first wicked fic
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Students in Les Miserables Land by Britwitch reviews
A musical twist on the 'Alice in Wonderland' idea! (look out for the non Les Mis musical cameos!!!) COMPLETE! Please r/r!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Complete
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School of Chaos reviews
Amy goes back to school. What will happen when she meets her sneaky relatives? What will happen once she meets Annabeth and Percy? A powerful demigod is sure to attract monsters. Takes place after TLO and Into the Gauntlet. Notice: This fan fiction is undergoing major renovations. New readers are welcome to read. For the old ones, please re-read.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Amy C., Ian K.]
A Good Patient reviews
Nico di Angelo has to spend a few days in the infirmary, but with Will Solace as his doctor, he couldn't really complain. Solangelo. One-shot. Takes place after BoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J. - Complete
This Is My Seat reviews
"That's my seat." "Pardon?" "You're sitting in my seat." And that is how the war started. Shiz-era. Fiyeraba. Two-shot
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U.
Wrong Underworld reviews
Nico di Angelo thought that shadow travelling to the Underworld was a piece of cake. Well, he didn't specify which Underworld, did he?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Hades, Nico A., Anubis, Osiris - Complete
Faith reviews
Faith- belief in, devotion to, or trust in somebody or something, especially without logical proof. Ian Kabra now knows what it truly means.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ian K. - Complete
Just a Dream reviews
Dan Cahill was bored. When you're bored, you do some pretty reckless things. This is not a song-fic. For the Madrigals prompt challenge.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Dan C. - Complete
Demigods, Witches, and Wizards reviews
Percy and his friends bump into some strange kids. And these strange kids were being chased by the Death Eaters who want to avenge their master. This takes place after Deathly Hallows and The Last Olympian. This is my first fanfic. On Hiatus, sorry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010
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