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Joined 09-09-10, id: 2531725, Profile Updated: 09-02-13
Author has written 56 stories for Naruto, Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA, Final Fantasy XII, Merlin, Samurai Warriors, and Tales of the Abyss.

OFFICIALLY OFF HIATUS! JUST GIVE ME A WEEK OR SO TO GET BACK INTO THE WRITING FLOW! SO SORRY! I WAS WRITING A BOOK AND JUST FINISHED *PHEW* -u

FORGIVE ME!

Age: Young

Description: ...yeah.

Gender: Matters just as much as the description above XP

Education: Now In College!

Favorite Genre to Write in: Humor (but it always comes with some sort of drama for an odd reason...the occasional angst will arise if I'm in a blue mood)

Goals in Life: To have fun, find myself, love the world, and become somebody important v>

It's been four years since I've found anime and it's been the best/wackiest time ever :)

I like doing a bunch of stuff like playing videogames, writing, reading, listening to music, sports, marching band (hooray), sleeping, and eating. I like creating things and admiring my work, drawing, and learning about paranormal happenings and history. Although paranormal stuff does have a tendency to freak me out...

A thought just occured to me- does anyone else think that cornchip is a weird word? Anyone? It just sounds so...crunchy.

I have a sweet tooth and taste buds that change daily. I'll eat the strangest combinations like orange juice and milk or mashed potatoes and cornchips(now that I think about it, that's pretty gross -u), and try anything put in front of me! (bold claim I know) The food of the year (and year before that) goes to sushi and california roles because they are the BEST!!!

Yum.

I have to say, I am one lazy person when it comes to menial work- but when I do the job, I get it done to the best of my ability!

I love nature and want to perserve its natural beauty while keeping the animals and bugs safe. Isn't that just great?

Killing bugs is not my thing because I feel so bad afterwards... but lately I've hardened my feelings! :P

You know... I'm starting to feel a connection to Zetsu. This whole split personality issue I have going on... But don't be put off. I'm perfectly lovable.

Oh yeah-

Laughing's good for the soul, tends to make others think you're crazy, and causes lack of breathing which can lead to painful side stiches, red faces, puffed cheeks, and on occasion death.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wow. Obnoxious much? Nevermind that- just know that I tend to laugh alot. Sometimes out of control...

And now here's everyone's favorite part of a profile! Quotes and things to copy and paste!

Huzzah.


-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX, XxMadara's-Little-Stalkerxx, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, HiHi-Ai, Iwa-chan, obsidianLight16

-If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE!! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame),Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, HiHi-Ai, Iwa-chan, obsidianLight16

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order)

1. Sasuke

2. Deidara

3. Tenten

4. Neji

5. Lee

6. Kiba

7. Itachi

8. Naruto

9. Sasori

10. Hinata

11. Kisame

12. Pein


The problem with reality is a lack of background music.- unknown

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to bite me.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!"

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

(mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD! (browsing profiles)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're okay with losing, copy and put this on your profile too

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later
with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank,
Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,
"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,
Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy,
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, BluCmonkE, Lifeless Heartless, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

'Dream as if you’ll live forever…

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and
paste this into your profile

Chu!

Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...

Amaris- Karinkashikiari
April - Kanoshikita
Jude - Zudoteku
Keith - Mekukichiri
valerie ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)
Mike - Rin Kimeku
murphy- Rin doshino rifu
logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!
Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!)
Tomaz - Chimorinkazi
Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)
Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!
Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...
Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?
Lara Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!
meg - rinkuji the eliminator!
Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious
Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)
Zack- Zikamemi
Brian- Zushikikato
Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)
Tony-Chimotofu
KELSEY- MEKUTAARIKUFU
karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.
Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir
Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku
Karlee- mekashitakuku
Alisha-katakiaririka
Eric- Kushikimi
Charlie-mirikanotakiku
Mario-Rinkashikimo
Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!
Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it
Hannah Rikatotokari
Steph - Arichikunori
Ruth-Shidochiri
Matt- Rinkachichi
Ashley- Kaariritakufu
Aradia- Kashikatekika
Kim- Mekirin
Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...
Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_
Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...
Jenna-Zukutotoka
Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumthin...
April- kanoshikita
Emily-Kurinkitafu
Sarah-Arikashikari
Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)
Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)
Eden- Kutekuto
Olivia-Motakirukika
and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL)
Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...
Heather -Rikukachirikushi
Shadow-Rikukachirikushi Tafufuto
Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimotowicked!
Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika
madison-rinkatekiarimoto

Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome)

Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _."

Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!)

Tiffany- Chikilulukatofu (lolwut?)

Lala girl in lalaland- takataka jikishita kato takatakatakatote (... WTF!! That is one handful!! it sounds Indian...XD)

Cheyenne Wicke( eternal nekomata)-mirikufukutotoku meikimimeku ( um)

Bridget: (Yuki from Atama Ga Kuru Teru) Zushikitejikuchi (OMG i just had an epiphany! my name sounds like some fancy Japanese drug company! XD

Kathryn Claeys (Aurora): Mekachirifuto Mitakakufuari (Kadoshikeka)...-o geeze...i cant even read my own name...0-o...lol talk about a mouth full-

Kira Womack- Mekishika Meimorinkamemi Er- my first name is a...guys???? (lol although it also sounds like some sort of chant...can't procounce my last name haha v>)


Akatsukicons!

Itachi: -/ \-

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: --_--

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile...do it, He's counting on you! WWJD!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

If you think Itachi should tell Sasuke to "quit being a wussy", copy and paste this into your profile.lol

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Yes, I have a bit of a thing with Naruto v>

You're a 90's kid if: (omg when I read this i couldn't believe i forgot all about these!)

You can finish this 'ice ice _"

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies (FUUURRRBBIIIEEESSS!!!!)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up trainers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

or if you smiled at one of these things.

Holy Crap! I really do miss these times. I have a feeling people are just going to forget all about the past...how terrible...


If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

--If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

OKay- this here below made me laugh -

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

And that's the way to do it.
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.


I am the girl that was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who has nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple that had the reolter hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed even visit the child I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn too because I am a male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection towards other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who wanted to teach gym until some one told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors on my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

I hate they way people judge others. It's not right! Gays and transsexuals are people like everyone else!

OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!


:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - unknown :D

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

- When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -XD Wow.


Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Caution, water on road during rain

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I plead temporary insanity.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.

Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead. (Rofl)

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

XD lol


UPDATES: Or rather it should say 'new stories', but that's okay.

There should be a dentist fanfic with the Akatsuki coming soon. How soon is debatable... :P

Snap Run Grow is on Hiatus. Whether it is permanent or not is undecided.

Take One is well on its way and updating sporatically.

Sequel to Week One will be out shortly. Most likely updated as randomly as Take One- although I prefer posting chapters within a span of three days to a week.

Night City is updated every three days.

Currently working on another story with Akatsuki as well... that one will probably come out before the dentist fanfic lol.

Other than that- check out my stories and let me know what you think of them

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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 23h ago - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Keep Awake by Good Luck Mode reviews
"It's been three days, un. Three days since the world went to hell." Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki are some of the few survivors of a world wide zombie apocolypse. M for gore, violence and Hidan's language. Light Shonen Ai only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,345 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Akatsuki
I Missed You by Kitsune Krazy reviews
Almost a year mourning his death and what do I find? The little prat isn't even dead! All that worry for what! And he didn't even have the nerve to tell me? I do believe its time for that revenge I'm always going on about... NatXBart
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,534 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,107 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Changing Destiny by Tanglepelt reviews
The Akatsuki want to know if their goals are achieved, so they perform a jutsu that will bring them someone who knows the future. Enter Aoi Coulter, an American teenager who knows everything about the organization -In the process of being reworked- Old readers, re-read everything from the beginning, since I am editing all the old chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,087 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Keep Your Enemies Closer by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori and Deidara have known each other for 11 years. Ever since the blonde had moved to town from Tokyo. "You look like a girl." That one statement had started the war...Sasodei. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Another Spring Song by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Uchiha Shisui hated water. Ita/Shi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
New Game Plus by ZaneDS reviews
Join Luke fon Fabre as he is thrust back into the journey that made him a hero. While he knows every twist and turn that is to come, can he do anything to stop the cataclysmic events that are about to transpire?
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Luke
Lovely by TattooKitty reviews
Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Things Learned by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
A collection of things Itachi Uchiha has learned from or about his younger brother, ranging from funny to random to serious. Various other characters enter sporadically. NO shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,527 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Happy Leaf by Bridge7112 reviews
Basically rehab, metal illness, alcholic, drug addict you name it. Sasori finds himself there, and for some strange reason attracted to his roommate. Will the two be able to help each other out and over come their illnesses? Sasori's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 58,970 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What Possesed You to do That? by Cip reviews
The much awaited sequel of 'Haunted eyes.' Deidara's learning psychic skills, Itachi's learning how not to be a social retard and there's a spirit on the loose that's just looking for a convenient host.... Rated for swearing and yaoi don't be put off
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,217 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Hello, Stranger by YoBeezy reviews
Sasori never had good luck. It brought cold weather, bad co-workers, and a single stubborn blonde boy with a bad habit of stealing your things. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Ring by theSharinganPhaze reviews
NO..not as in the horror movie with the freak girl with black hair.I mean as in the Akatsuki ring.And Deidara gets himself in a sticky situation he just can't seem to get it off!..Please read its funny:p
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
A Big Gay Line by Belle Dissei reviews
Puck crosses a line and learns that Kurt is not a girl, Mr Hummel is one scary dude and when apologising you should quit while you're ahead.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Can I Borrow A Dollar? by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Just a short one-shot about Kakuzu and Hidan...and an unfortunate drink machine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love Me Un by Ninjashallow reviews
Deidara's life, on how he suffers from the cruel treatment of his father and village, and how he searches for love and happiness meeting Sasori in the Akatsuki. WARNING: SasoDei,child abuse,Violence,yaoi,rape,Slight OOC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,439 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Stuck In A Loop by Inuyonas reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reassurance by FifiDoll reviews
Set in the middle of Sexy. Kurt makes Blaine leave after their awkward conversation about sex. Puck notices something is up and goes to talk to Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Trust Exercises by masruiiiik reviews
Pain said that this would help them learn how to trust each other, the rest of the Akatsuki told him he was being a pain in the ass. Akatsuki fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Mister Anonymous by CrayolaBox16 reviews
Kurt suddenly finds himself passing notes to a "some what" anonymous person. One shot that I made when I was bored. This is Pink! R&R
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Dysfunctional Brotherhood by ElGato44 reviews
Their friendship didn't just start with a damn meet and greet. Warning: Foul Language ahead.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,420 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Zhou Yu, Sun Ce - Complete
Whether You Like It Or Not by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Five times that Finn carried Kurt against his will, and one time that Kurt asked him to. Furt brother awesomeness. Written as a fill for the Glee fluff meme. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Grains of Sand by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Nathaniel decides to take Bartimaeus up on a piece of advice. Spoilers for series and departs from canon.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Nathaniel, Faquarl - Complete
Red Ring by ProKitty202 reviews
Masamune wants something that Kanetsugu can't afford. What's he gonna do? Fluffy KanexMasa apology fic.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Masamune D., Kanetsugu N. - Complete
Hot Chocolate Is The Key To Happiness by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
The Glee club arranges a Secret Santa. Puck and Kurt bond over gifts, snow and hot chocolate.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Calm Before The Storm by Froooooooooooooooooooooost reviews
Deidara and Sasori spend the night pranking the other members, which leads them to having blue and white hair respectively. Now being ordered to catch the 4 tails, the night is said storm mentioned in the title, in which someone gets hurt, badly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Black Friday by Typical Fangirl reviews
The day after Thanksgiving means exactly one thing to Kurt Hummel: shopping.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
My Escape by No Pain No Gain reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Sunflowers by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt has a phobia, and Puck proves that he can truly be a decent person, when the opportunity calls for it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Take A Shot, Then Another by lonely-Umbreon455 reviews
AU It's Friday at Akatsuki University. Itachi is bored and Deidara is feeling competitive. Rated M for safety. Yes, I am aware that this summary sucks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The way to your heart by wolfgirl4716 reviews
Fresh out of the police academy Deidara is ready to start his new job as a police officer but what happens when the police division he's assigned to turns out no so ordinary members? Not only that but can he trust his new red headed partner? YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,548 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Odd Behaviour by TwinTrouble reviews
Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sleepover by Xxmilk-candy1996xX reviews
Kengo was driven out by his sister and had to crash at Akira's house. Coincidentally, Shirogane was out too. What would happen between them?
Monochrome Factor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Akira N., Kengo A. - Complete
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
Great lengths are taken to uncover the secret behind Deidara's odd speaking habits, leading to some rather embarrassing incidents involving blue paint, sandwiches, and bone saws. Just another day in the Akatsuki. One-shot crackfic, M for Hidan's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Kurt's April Fool by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt plays the April Fools' joke to end all April Fools' jokes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Gay Game by snowflake98 reviews
It was fun to label all the guys they saw on the streets. Even more so when they had something to judge them by. HidaItaDei, or just ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Leader's Pet by DEIDARA-CHAN96 reviews
Hidan starts to see that Deidara is treated differently by Pein. No one else seems to realizes this,until the see it for themselves, and Deidara is confused about the reasons for the different treatment. But soon, he learns the answer. May be OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deidara Days by Ralneox reviews
The specter stared at me for a moment before replying. "Your equipment is currently in your room. You can retrieve it later. But now that you're here, I can initiate you into our small but growing family. Welcome Deidara, to the Akatsuki." Deidara's POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
with your fluffy, cotton stuffing by particularly good finder reviews
Or, How Finn Hudson Got Kurt Hummel Into Bed With Him. -Finn is cold. Kurt doesn't care.-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Family Reunion by lilkyonkyon reviews
The Uchiha clan has a mandatory five year reunion, and Sasuke thinks he's having this one by himself. Boy, was he wrong. Rated T for swearing. Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Pro by Drake S. Hellion reviews
The Akatsuki have given up their futile attempts at capturing the blond fool, so now, they do something else that makes their days go by, all tha while keeping them sharp...Gaming, yes, click and read to find out, I do not own anything mentioned, RnR plz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,926 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Seeds of War by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
Sakura could barely believe it when she heard the news. Only Naruto would be able to start a war between two lands over something so insignificant.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Go Akatsuki by Winterer reviews
Funny daily lives of Akatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,385 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Akatsuki
Haven't Been Buried by a Sandstorm Yet by SkywardShadow reviews
Which is the sole positive thing Shisui has to say about living at a Suna outpost. So he begins writing letters to Itachi. Itachi, as you can imagine, is less than amused. *Oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Last Dragon Egg by Viridis Lupus reviews
The Great Dragon has asked Merlin to rescue the last dragon egg left whilst King Uther has asked Arthur to destroy it. They must travel together, with different agendas, across the continent in order to find it. What will happen when they do? Epic!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,997 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Slipping and Sliding by Loopstagirl reviews
A one shot of Merlin and Arthur in the snow. What more needs to be said?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Planning On Forever, Yeah? by kaitouahiru reviews
AU. Itachi is a straight A student and Deidara is a transfer from Iwagakure. When they meet, different kinds of sparks fly. Rated M for cussing and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,434 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Canary by Urufu-chan reviews
Deidara doesn't know why Itachi decides to help him when he's sick, and the Uchiha prefers the reason to remain a secret. Light Yaoi, Fluff. One-shot. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Breathe by Jedi Goat reviews
Deidara comes down with a fever, and Sasori's ignoring him. Is his partner really as cold-hearted as he seems...? No ships.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
2 AM by Jedi Goat reviews
Thirteen-year-old Deidara has a nightmare. Sasori wonders why his partner is such a brat. But is that really such a bad thing...? No ships
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sickly Silence by atlantiandragoness reviews
It was an unusually quiet day at the Akatsuki base. No explosions, no screams from Tobi because said explosions were being aimed at him, and no endless stream of curses from Hidan over his partner being a ‘greedy heathen bastard’ again. Sasori hated it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A chronicle of Deidara by NachtAngel reviews
One Shot.A chronicle of Deidara's pre-Akatsuki days as a Domino's pizza delivery guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Camping With Akatsuki by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Akatsuki, a campfire, toasted marshmallows and ghost stories. It was such an idyllic thought in theory. In practise, Pain wonders if he suffered from a moment of idiocy when he suggested it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Journey to the Land of the Leaf by A.D. Williams reviews
After recently becoming the Kazekage, Gaara is summoned to Konoha to attend a meeting with the other heads of the shinobi nations. Naruto is finally home from his training and...who the heck invited Sasuke? Loosely based on Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,266 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Overlord by JenJenJen13 reviews
After getting his land yanked out from under him, one could say Sun Ce is pretty much screwed. Apparently, one hasn't met Sun Ce before. Join Sun Ce as he takes 2nd century China by storm and proves why he's called "the Little Conqueror". Sun Ce/Da Qiao
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,490 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sun Ce, Gan Ning
When Bonding Goes Wrong by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Itachi and Deidara seem to be getting along a little too well to be considered normal. So Kisame and Sasori investigate on what the two youngest members of Akatsuki do locked up for hours on end. Hilarity ensues. Might Re-edit later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Written Aramaic and Other Tips for Everyday Living by Kyuunen reviews
Somehow, in the thrum of everyday life, the djinni that drives Nathaniel to near insanity is the only thing keeping him sane. Bart/Nat.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Nathaniel, Bartimaeus - Complete
Silver Scales by Moumaphet reviews
Ling Tong awakens from a disturbingly realistic nightmare to find that no one has seen Gan Ning since the end of the last battle. He finds the pirate caught in a failing attempt to fish, resulting in the delay of both of their dinners.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ling Tong, Gan Ning - Complete
It hits the fan by IceCrome reviews
After taking advantage of a drunken Deidara, Sasori struggles to accept his feelings. Wounds begin to open and everything starts to hit the fan. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sexual Tension by IceCrome reviews
Everybody in high school is awkward. Deidara especially. AU. Saso/Dei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Now It's An Amusement Park by KRISH-un reviews
OneShot; Implied SasoDei When everyone's favorite, evil blonde terrorist is feeling blue over some... 'feelings' for his danna, who else but Kisame with a little help from Rod Stewert could help him get over his denial?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Goodnight, Danna! by TentenNTemari reviews
Oneshot. This is a story I actually wrote about a year ago but never got around to posting. Sasori wants nothing more than to get a good night's sleep, but his rambunctious roommate, Deidara, keeps waking him up! This is a silly story, but enjoy! -Temari
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Shaving Cream by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Deidara, Sasori partnership drabbles that are sorta like oneshots. NOT YOAI! Well maybe, depends on how you look at it. Very little swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Starts with a T by Meresta reviews
BalthierxVaan:: Balthier and Vaan are partners, flying around Ivalice for treasure and fame. Who knows, they might just find each other too. A series of oneshots.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,865 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Get Back the Sacred Jewel by aoi kodomo reviews
The Getbackers finally get their hands on a mission they can really sink their teeth into. However, when the spiritual world starts to cross with reality, will the duo be able to tell the difference between what’s real and what’s not?
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,979 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Ban, Ginji
A Very fetching Rug by ThePurpleRose reviews
Nathaniel, you have a very feching rug in your hall." Bartimaeus plans to bring out the Nathaniel out of John Mandrake. Involves necklaces, guilt trips, soaps, coat stands and rugs. Please read and review; it's better on the inside! FINISHED!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Nightly Surprise by Crimson Cupcake reviews
Sandstorms do not look good. And they are definitely not easy to get through. After a close shave with a sandstorm, who knows what might have changed for our favourite Akatsuki couple? SasoDei; Yaoi; Fluff...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Here We Go by poprika reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara do something stupid and Pein feels more like a babysitter than an evil leader.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara - Complete
Go the Frick to Sleep by difficile reviews
“I beg your pardon? Would you care for a kick in the groin?” Balthier asked, and Vaan flinched at the thought. Sharing a bed with Balthier wasn't fun; Basch could agree with that - when would they shut up? Maybe some blackmail would do 'em some good.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Road Trip by Songstone reviews
In which Deidara learns never to eat tuna at a gas station again. -Rated for food poisoning...Side story to 'Mania'-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Recollection by It's Just That reviews
Shounen-ai;Yaoi. A collection of Sasori and Deidara oneshots. There's some angst, comedy, romance...but most of all, just SasoDei. Plot bunnies, challenges, and requests are welcome! :D Warning: my Penname has been changed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,813 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Spinoff Of A Treasure by DarkCrimsonFlame3 reviews
The title says it all but let me explain. People seemed to really like the little Naruto so I'm writing a bunch of short stories with our fav. characters! Look in the first chapter if you don't get what I mean.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Deidara, Naruto U.
Eye Doctors, Gardens, and the Circus by Totschafe reviews
Life in the Akatsuki isn't just about hunting down the Tailed Beasts or doing missions. The toilets at the hideout back up too, you know. It's rather messy. -Drabbles, crack, OOC-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Akatsuki
In Which Deidara is Blackmailed by LuneDe reviews
Pein and Konan along with the rest of the Akatsuki can't enjoy dinner because Deidara is acting weird...because Tobi and Sasori have blackmail on him! Will Deidara ever be free from their blackmail? Read to find out! I can't stress that enough. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Tales of the House of the Red Moon by SuperWombat reviews
Starting with Itachi's membership test, this story chronicles the humor and insanity of the Akatsuki's adventures. Watch out for parody, wacky humor and exploding televisions!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Clay, Tricks and Hot Chocolate by Rewy reviews
Pein and Sasori pull a nasty trick on Deidara and he pays back with equally cruel trick. Mild horror.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Best Friends by HidingOut reviews
[Gen] [Oneshot] [Sasuke, Naruto, Kiba] A scene out of the lives of three ordinary boys that one would never picture being friends but somehow it just works.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Kiba I., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Not Unheard Of by Momosportif reviews
SasoDei oneshot! Puppeteers lead a somewhat closed off life but Sasori aims to change that and discovers a bit more about his partner, himself, and the beauty of art in the process. Dei and Sori are Kishimoto's lovelies! Read, enjoy and review if inclined
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What The Sky Does by shilhouette68 reviews
Sitting in the dining room, at 3:43am, he found himself acting out of character. NO PAIRINGS.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by Haruka Kamiya reviews
Itachi doesn't understand why Deidara wants to surpass him, so he dares to ask him why. ItaDei OOC, in a sense
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Shopping Day by EmbellishedTruth reviews
Itachi and Deidara go shopping for groceries... with explosive results. ItaDei. Onshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Survival Tactics by SerenNoir reviews
The great feared Sir Leader-sama has to train the most rambunctious member yet because no one else will. Minato being frazzled and Deidara being...well Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Minato N., Deidara - Complete
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara, SHUT UP! by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Oi, minna! Last sequel here! And now, it's Saso's turn to pick the title! Teehee! RnR, minna!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Danna, It's Nothing by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Gotta read this, SasoDei fans! xD Hillarious! WARNING! An annoying Deidara, a pissed off Sasori, and a crazy author... ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Reasons Why Sasuke Doesn't Shop with Naruto by stuckinabottle reviews
Title says all. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Butterflies by FastForward reviews
Spring has come to Konoha, and Genma is determined to catch the first butterfly of the season. But what happens when an angry Shino doesn't like Genma's little plan? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Danna, I'm cold by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Danna, I'm cold... Deidara's sneezing like crazy because of the freezing night at the Akatsuki HQ. So, he asks his Danna to cuddle him! Sasoridanna, please cuddle me! What's the answer...? RnR!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
20 Truths About Sasori and Deidara by homeostatis reviews
Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Toothpaste by Adamina20 reviews
Sasori wants to brush his teeth, but Deidara is making it impossible for him. Annoyance and humor between the two great characs of Akatsuki! Read & review please! Oneshot...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Danna, My Dei by KonohaKunoichi12 reviews
Dei's scared being alone in his room with Sasori going out on a mission. So he wakes every Akatsuki member up and ends up with Hidan accompanying him and asking him questions he gladly answers. Sasori hears their conversation and smiles. [SasoDei frenship
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I'll Stop If You Stop! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Quack says the T-shape reviews
With nowhere else to hide, Sasuke suggests hiding in Naruto's gap...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
By the Poolside by poprika reviews
It's the middle of summer and Kisame has built an indoor swimming pool inside their room. Itachi is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Uchiha Chronicles by Kitsurubami reviews
Welcome to TUC, the adventures of Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke when they were younger! [Sequel now up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kiss It Better by amai-kaminari reviews
Shido wants to know: What can Ban do for Ginji that Kazuki and he can't? BanXGinji GinjiXBan Ginji&Kazuki Friendship. Implied KazukiXJuubei. One Shot. Fluffy Ficlet.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Ban, Ginji - Complete
Aka Suna no Birthday by Digital Skitty reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, and everyone wants to get him a good gift. He, of course, just wants to be left alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Damaged Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Before Naruto, before Itachi killed off his entire family, there was a little boy named Sasuke who just wanted his father's recognition...but ended up getting mentally and emotionally scarred before his brother even contemplated mass murder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dobe by Menerothiel reviews
“Can’t that idiot get a clue! I’m trying to tell him something important, here!” Sasuke tries to talk to Naruto. SasuNaru fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Manic Grin by Digital Skitty reviews
Deidara has a plan. So do Itachi and Kisame. And Sasori just wants to be left alone. What happens when the Akatsuki have too much time on their hands, and want to know a bit too much about each other.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Link: Sharingan and Diapers by Nerva al'Thor reviews
[COMPLETED] Sasuke frowned at the trail of blood on his floor. Heart pounding, he followed it. There was the door. He slid it open, and the world seemed to tumble into chaos. His brother was there, leaning on the wall, a baby in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Imaginary Food by Nezuko reviews
Younger ANBU Genma returns from a difficult mission battered and desperately hungry. Genma and Raidou.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Voice of the Desert by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Sasori and Deidara, whilst the two travel the land together a visit to Suna teaches Deidara more about his enigmatic partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Lorelei's Covenant reviews
Something went wrong. Two scions, with hair of red, are born against the will of the Score. Only time will tell whether this will lead Kimlasca-Lanvaldear to its promised prosperity, or take them down a long, twisted road of a future they could have never predicted. They will lead the world on a new path of life...But it doesn't mean they have to get along to do it.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,033 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Asch, Luke
Smiling Babies reviews
Asch tries in vain to stay far from his replica, but Luke is infuriatingly persistant. What started as just another starry night, soon turns itself into a rambunctious mess with Luke at its head. Asch just can't get away! Why exactly has Luke been stalking Asch?
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Asch, Luke - Complete
Seven Short Steps to a Typical Thanksgiving reviews
Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Snap Run Grow reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Work Withdrawal reviews
Sequel to 'To Be Lazy' and 'Easier Said Than Done'. Kakuzu seems to have a problem with his dedication for his work. So Sasori and the others get together to help solve this issue. However...the result is a bit more than they bargained for. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu - Complete
Weeks of Waiting reviews
Two years pass since Itachi and Deidara first meet and they're still up to no good. Or rather- Deidara is, along with the help of his newfound family. Things look to be alright at first, but now a problem concerning Itachi's missing parents comes up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Partnership On Trial reviews
Deidara and Sasori are newly partnered in Akatsuki,and they don't exactly get along the best. But then a mission comes along that could possibly change their rocky partnership...to an even rockier one!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Greet Me reviews
Itachi has a headache and it seems like no one realizes it. But a lack of greeting is all it takes for someone to notice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Party Crashers reviews
Sasori and Itachi get invited to Orochimaru's 50th birthday party. Orochimaru makes it a point not to invite the rest, but will soon come to regret this decision. After all, the others don't like being left out. All Orochimaru wants is a normal party...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru - Complete
Just One of Those Things reviews
A simple mission leads to an event which leads to a completely odd conversation between two of our favorite characters. Warning: Rated for language:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
When Politeness Fails reviews
Deidara and Itachi didn't hate each other. They just…opted to stay away from one another as much as possible. And it wasn't possible that morning. But then Itachi did the unexpected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Night City reviews
When the sun goes down, the moon rises and night prowlers roam the streets. The Akatsuki police force has their hands full when the criminal actions of Orochimaru pull them deeper into the hidden secrets of Rain City. And what's this about a traitor?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,261 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara
To Be Lazy reviews
Sasori tried to help Deidara when it came to his hot chocolate addiction, but now the tables are turned. Deidara worries for his friend's laziness as he tries to get the others in their apartment to help with this problem. Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It's A Classic reviews
Deidara has a BIG problem and he comes to realize that band-aids can't solve everything. Luckily he has such great friends to point it out. Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
Good Luck Superstition reviews
Sasori said something to Deidara before they left on a mission- and now the blonde won't stop trying to touch him! Why! And why is it that everyone seems to know what's going on except for him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rain Before the Rainbow reviews
Pein knew deep down inside it was a bad idea to pair them up for the upcoming art show. Now he's just trying to figure out how they ended up in the hospital. Deidara was really too clumsy for his own good. And Sasori wasn't exactly helping. Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Easier Said Than Done reviews
It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Liberating Rain reviews
Pein didn't realize how much he was keeping his fellow members away from the outside world- until a storm did it for him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cellular Devices and Façades reviews
Hidan's boredom leads to a fit of anger and Deidara was just trying to take over the world. Who knew cellular devices could lead to so much trouble?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Danger Prone reviews
Let it be said that Deidara had no sense of danger in regards to himself, he hated being compared...and that Akatsuki really did care. They just had different ways of showing it. Albeit, some more odd than others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Take One reviews
Cut scenes and unfilmed chaos... Everything that happened backstage the making of 'Week One'- from pure idiocy to wacky friendships and relations. Just what is Masashi Kishimoto supposed to do with such a crazed bunch of teens? Make it worse of course!:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Addiction reviews
There are reasons why Akatsuki Corp. should have kept their coffee machine. There's only so much a person can take before things get out of hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Family Stuff and Being Blunt reviews
Apparently it's not enough to just call yourself a family. The Akatsuki may sometimes act like one, but they're not seeing it. Pein needs to find a way to convince them... Well- they always did say third time's the charm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Yakisoba reviews
Deidara tries to make himself a hard-earned lunch... TRIES to anyway... Someone up above must really have it out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Deidara - Complete
Not In The Mood reviews
It seems that no matter his good intentions, things always go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Deidara - Complete
Unlikely Help reviews
If there was anything Deidara and Itachi could relate to- it was having long hair. And oddly enough, it was the one thing that eased tensions between them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Friggin' Walnuts reviews
The one time Deidara tries to be nice to Itachi- it just has to completely backfire!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Teambuilding reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Bicker reviews
Because if there was anything Akatsuki did, it was bicker. Pein muses at his organization and comes to a revelation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Week One reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Movie Night Payback reviews
A little bit of payback is in order for the fiasco at the Amusement Park. And Konan knows just the thing that makes all the men of Akatsuki squirm in fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tunnel of Love reviews
There are reasons why the Akatsuki doesn't go to amusement parks anymore... Jashin-Damn Konan and Pein's lovey-dovey time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Silence reviews
They can both breathe just a little better now.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
May I Take Your Order? reviews
Trying to order a pizza in a taxi crowded with ten people was a bad idea to start with. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Fever reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Less Than Desirable reviews
Pein comes back from a mission to find his members in a...less than desirable state. Stupid cravings. And wasn't it all Tobi's fault anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kid's Got Spunk reviews
Masamune looked back at the bewildered class with his visible eye glaring before straightening up and placing his hands on his hips. "The name's Masamune Date. And I think you're all IMBECILES!" High School's about to be taken by storm.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Masamune D.
The Bonds of a Best Friend reviews
A dream that seems too real to let go and the chance at seeing something for what it really is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Complete Opposites reviews
Because even he needed cheering up sometimes. The Sun isn't complete without the Moon- no matter what.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Imbeciles reviews
He couldn't even use the bathroom without something starting...
Samurai Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Masamune D. - Complete
Itadakimasu! reviews
Lunch can't get any worse than breakfast...can it? Sort of sequel to 'Ohaiyo'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hiding Incognito reviews
Because everything with Kakuzu starts with a bet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Partners 3! reviews
The REAL reason Kakuzu collects money...and what about Hidan? Third part of Partner Series! ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Partners 2! reviews
Itachi and Kisame's REAL relationship...is not a normal one Part Two of Partners! Series :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Partners! reviews
How Deidara really got his scope... And because Sasori has a REALLY short fuse. XD Part One of the Partner series!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ohaiyo! reviews
It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Quirk in Oshu reviews
"Damn you!" "What did I do!" "Face my spears!" "M-Masamune-samaaaa!" Originally sent to deliver a scroll by his Lord, Yukimura and Sasuke get lost and are declared M.I.A. Everyone's in for a whole lot of choas for such a simple mission gone wrong.MxY SxM
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,055 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
Akatsuki On the Go! reviews
The Akatsuki have been slacking off lately and it's beginning to affect them all. When Pein decides to take them out for a vacation he has no idea what he's in for. Members who don't get along and obstacles in his way- this is bound to be an abnormal trip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Confession: Failed reviews
"Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Positive?" "Yes." "Did Balthier reject you again?" "Obviously-" Vaan cut himself off, cheeks turning red. "That's wasn't fair Penelo."
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Balthier, Vaan
He Thought He Died Happy Too reviews
Sequel to I Thought I Died Happy where Deidara puts the Address Rule Book to good use and Sasori's stuck tagging along. "ITACHI! You'll pay, un!" "We'll just come over tomorrow after Deidara calms down..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Thought I Died Happy reviews
"We all can't die like Itachi." "That doesn't make me feel better!" In which Deidara thinks he killed Sasuke in his final explosion and Sasori has to be the one to tell him he was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
From One Friend to Another reviews
"I think I should have my position raised to bodyguard." "Merlin, you appall me." Loyal friends to the end? I don't think so. Warning: Little language here and there, nothing you haven't heard before.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Always reviews
"You don't even care, do you?" Vaan comes face to face with reality in one of the harshest ways."My brother's dead! He's not coming back!"
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Vaan, Balthier - Complete
Purpose Once Again reviews
Sasuke Sakura and Naruto- they're a disfunctional group of friends. With Itachi as their sensei and a new teammate joining, the team of four genin are off to save Konohagakure from Orochimaru once again. Minato's alive!- as the Hokage- Some OOc and an OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
His Partner reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Nameless Burden reviews
It was over. Where was the purpose anymore...? Her shaking fingers tightly grasped her kunai. They were calling to her but- why was it so far away?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Tenten - Complete