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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Alright, listen up bitches. I'm guessing this is the part where I'm supposed to introduce myself, tell you where I'm from, how old I am and half of my life story... I must say, it's incredibly troublesome for me to do that, so I'm going to sum it up for you in a few sentences and add a few of my favorite quotes at the end. Trust me, that will be more than enough to get to know me.

First off, my name. As you can see from my pen-name I couldn't care less if you want to know my real name, cause I'm not telling you. There is no need for that, because it's irrelevant.

Second, my age. Well, I'm not a kid, but I'm not an adult yet either. You could say I'm in the golden middle. Most of the people I meet say I'm more mature than most teens my age ("Oh, stop. You flatter me"). All you need to know is that I'm young. Ergo, I'm inexperienced. Some of my stories (specially the first ones) will be a bit suckish. But, I'm still learning and I'm practicing so I'll get better soon (I hope). So the least you could do is give me a chance before you start judging me and my writing skills.

Third, something more about me. Ah, let's see... Well, let's start of with the basics. Music. I usually listen to rock and metal music, but when I'm all sad (*cough*emoing*cough*) and/or angry (*cough*angsty*cough*) I can listen to ballads, slow music, and all those crappy romance songs. Don't get me wrong. I can handle a little romance in my life, but I'm not exactly the type of girl (yes, I'm a girl, forgot to mention that) who likes being treated like a princess and receive ridiculous love poems that don't even make sense. Actually, I've passed the whole "princessy pink weak-girl" faze a loooong time ago. Now, I can't even look at pink, princesses only exist in fairy-tales in which I don't believe and being the weak little girl who needs a guy to protect her is the last thing I want to be in this world. (yes, before someone asks I'm a feminist and I think girls can do anything guys can plus we can do it better--except being stupid. You have us beat in that one, I'll give you that) Now, what's next? Ah, movies. I like comedy most and after that science fiction and horror. I'm in high school (you could've guessed that by now) and I'm studying to be an ecologist. I love nature and everything in it so I'll do my best in protecting it. The ecologic state of my country sucks so I'm planning on starting here and then continuing on the rest of the world. My dream, ever since I was a child, was to get the hell out of this God forsaken place I call my home country and travel the world. The place I like the most out of every country I plan on visiting will be my next home. Now. I'll just list you some of my favorite things (likes/dislikes) and finish off with why I'm here. Peace out!

Favorite bands: Shinedown, Alice in Chains, Megadeth, Metallica, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Guns N Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, Black Sabbath, Whitesnake, Scorpions, Daughtry, Aerosmith, Opeth, Nickelback, Alice Cooper.

Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings saga, Harry Potter (Potterhead forever

Things/people I dislike: The Twilight saga (-.-), liars, people who don't have respect for others, people from my class, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, weak girls who always need "protecting", negative people, people who put down others to make themselves feel good, plastic blonde bimbos who think they're the best (the kind that could get any guy by wearing a short skirt or a low cut shirt but couldn't pass a test to save their lives)...

Interests: Ecology, traveling, animals, writing, drawing, reading, music, Naruto, ItaSaku (my two favorite characters, and yes I'm aware it's completely crack, but I have my reasons >.>), SasuSaku (I'm losing my faith in it, considering what a douchebag Sasuke turned out to be), helping people, meeting people that have some actual worth--someone I can call a true friend, and, finally, finding that place where I belong, some place that I can call my home.

Now, as for why am I here in the first place.

First of all, I love to write. I was never good at saying my words out loud, but on paper I found a way of expressing myself I didn't know I could before. My writing isn't perfect. It's far from it. But, I'm learning and practicing, and I'm positive I'll get better at it.

Second, I found an odd tranquility when I write fanfictions. So, I decided to use my still fresh writing skill for my favorite anime. Naruto. And, of course, my favorite pairing. ItaSaku. You'll be seeing other fanwork as well, like SasuSaku, DeiSaku, NaruHina... But, mostly involving Itachi and Sakura. Someone might ask "Why ItaSaku?" Firstly, yes, I'm well aware that it's complete crack, but it became my OTP once I lost faith in SasuSaku and in Sasuke generally. Sakura is my favorite female character in the series. Before the time-skip I found her annoying, weak, a crybaby depending on men who can't do anything right and all in all useless. Ergo, the kind of girl that pisses me the hell off. But, there were a few times even then that she had her good moments. Like the time during the Chuunin exams when she cut her hair and fought Ino. Everything before and after that were all mostly lame to me. But, Sakura after the time-skip is a completely different story. She's gotten stronger, more mature, independent, still cries from time to time but much better than before (let's face it, when they were younger she was crying practically every chapter!), but most importantly she became kick-ass. And everyone who watches the show knows how hard it is for Kishimoto to make decent female characters. She has lost some point in my interest in the last few chapters with her and Sasuke but oh well... Knowing Kishi, we were lucky enough to have her strong as long as she was. Now, as for Itachi... He's the kind of character I would idolize if he was a real person. Now, I know, "he killed his family"(he had a reason, and whenever I hear or read him being called a murderer my stomach churns. Good morning people! They're shinobi! They are ALL murderers) "he's a traitor"(no he's not, so shut up. He's a hero and he should be remembered as one) "he hurt poor Sasuke"(I will only say one thing... Well two actually. I don't giva a GODDAMN FUCK about that asshole! And after everything he did no one should. And everything Itachi did was FOR your precious Sasuke so stop bashing him!). Itachi is the best character in the entire show, but apparently Masashi has a thing for killing all of the characters who were awesome (Itachi, Deidara, Asuma, Jiraiya...) and keeping all of the crappy ones (Sasuke, Madara, Karin-I'm sorry but I just don't like her...).

Either way, in my fanfics you will find little OOC-ness, because I will be making Sakura kick-ass from beginning to end, will make Sasuke in a normal character and make him lose his jackass-ness and will probably have my two favorites meet differently then they have met in the anime.

All in all, if you like ItaSaku, SasuSaku, DeiSaku and/or Itachi, Sakura or other Naruto characters in a mix of humor, action and romance (to a normal degree, no crappy fluff stuff), I suggest you stick around.

If you don't, get the hell out!

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Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Your Girlfriend, My Girlfriend, Our Girlfriend by Nadine25 reviews
In which Naruto dates an unconscious Hinata, Sasuke wants a girlfriend, Sakura accepts an impossible task and Itachi is very protective of his younger brother. And everyone prays that Itachi doesn't end up killing Sakura. AU; ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,252 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Redemption by anondracomalfoy reviews
Hermione works at St. Mungos, and the fourth floor has recently made a discovery and inadvertently retrieved her biggest regret-her lost and seemingly Obliviated husband, Draco Malfoy. Draco is forced to return to her, and strange things begin to occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,246 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Hermione Granger by aviddaydreamer reviews
The first time Draco Malfoy kissed Hermione Granger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Should Have by pinkpower reviews
Brick loses himself in a daydream, and contemplates what he should say and do to win Blossom back. Brick/Blossom. Blossom/OC One-shot
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
The Whole Truth by aviddaydreamer reviews
Due to a well-executed prank, the whole of Gryffindor has been fed veritaserum. Draco's not about to pass up the opportunity to question Hogwart's resident bookworm, but what will she have to say? Rated T for language and suggestions of sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Kind of Magical by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco's found the perfect woman, but he needs his best friend's help to get her. EWE, Fluff, based very loosely on the movie "Some Kind of Wonderful." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy lived his life as a quest for perfection, and Hermione Granger, with her dirty blood and bright eyes, she was his kink. Dub-con, dark, smutty. M for a reason. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
7 Years of Granger by aviddaydreamer reviews
7 years of memories, moments and exchanges between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Mostly canon compliant. T for language and mild suggestions of sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smirk by pinkpower reviews
Blossom likes Brick more than she's willing to admit... Rating for minor suggestive themes. BrxBl one-shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
And to think, it all began in Different Roots by OhHonestlyRonald reviews
When Draco and Hermione are paired up for the dreaded "Differet Roots" project, they begin to realise there partner isn't as bad as they always thought. /DRAMIONE Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bravery of Gryffindors by aviddaydreamer reviews
Hermione could feel her orgasm building, curling, stretching tight… "Oh god…Dr—" Draco cut her off with an angry hiss in her ear. "What did you say? What's my name, you filthy girl?" Warning: PWP, language & lemons. NOT noncon or dubcon, I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
A New Approach by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy is determined to get under Hermione's skin this year, but she's found a new approach to an old problem that just might change things between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Wine and Plum Brandy by pinkpower reviews
“Not so fast, Miss Utonium,” Brick Jojo smirked. “You and I are here tonight now that you have indeed tracked me down. I would hate to waste yet another encounter with the most beautiful young woman in the world.” BrickBlossom oneshot. AU OOC Lemon
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drink Up! Honest Kitty! by SosoChoo reviews
Wanting to know Ichigo's true feelings, Kisshu concocts a truth drug and slips it into a drink he says is from Masaya. Will Ichigo drink it? What will happen when she blurts the truth out to everyone? KxI one-shot xx
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Red Gummi Bears by pinkpower reviews
Red like the blood I’d bleed for you. He could never love you more than I do. - Your Secret Admirer Blossom/OC Blossom/Brick like always. Oneshot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Blossom, Brick
Student and Teacher by pinkpower reviews
An alternate universe in which Blossom is a student in Mister Jojo's eigth period English class... My attempt at a lemon. BrickxBlossom of course!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Lumber by pinkpower reviews
“Yeah, okay. Hold on. I’m going the restroom. If I’m not back in fifteen minutes, feel free to assist me,” Brick winked, before rushing out of the Science Room. brickxblossom oneshot. don't like, don't read.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Soap Opera Land by pinkpower reviews
“How about you look me in the eye and saw that, Cutie?” Brick suggested, pressing Blossom’s back against her locker. “Tell me that there isn’t anything going on between us.” BrickxBlossom oneshot. WARNING: Very sucky! I'll understand if you don't like it
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
FRED WEASLEY! by The Weasley Way reviews
Fred/Hermione Oneshot. Fred's selling candies again ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Payback by sellthelie reviews
Fred/Hermione: Fred has a unique way of settling an account.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
True to Your Heart by Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover reviews
He is being such a pain the ass!" "My God Sakura" He could do this. …or he could just crash and burn… "Sasuke-kun please answer me!" "Not in a million years would that statement become accurate"/ "Why is that so funny?" "Because you stole that from Mulan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Till Then by sellthelie reviews
FredHermione: “One more till last till then.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Trouble by sellthelie reviews
Peace and quiet are a rare thing in a Weasley home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
First Dates Series: Fred & Hermione by Dru Dreams reviews
Fred and Hermione's first real date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Wedding Date by sellthelie reviews
DracoHermione: An unlikely partner, a surprising evening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Good by pinkpower reviews
Brick loves Blossom. Blossom loves Brick. But with her being good, and him being evil, can their love ever be? Oneshot. BrickxBlossom. Minor sexual content
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Captured by Lenag09 reviews
On the search for Sasuke, Sakura somehow ends up being kidnapped by 'Snake' and is left to figure out what to do next, until Uchiha Itachi comes along...I'm not very good at sumarizing but its a SasuSaku fic with some language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,911 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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A true hero reviews
Prequel to A small gesture; pre-massacre. A certain Sakura Haruno has had less than a peaceful and happy childhood. Her problems continue bothering her and she doesn't know what to do about it. And a certain Itachi Uchiha finds that it is his job to help the little girl in any way he can.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Just want you to know reviews
SasuSaku/ Sasuke looks back into his past and thinks about his actions. He decides to go back home and make things right. Flashbacks, lyrics. "Just want you yo know" belongs to the Backstreet boys. All "Naruto" characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A small gesture reviews
Young Itachi, pre-massacre. Showing his view on his family and his discontent on the treatment he gets. Also, a certain someone who pulls him out of his deepest and darkest thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Under the same sky reviews
The first part is from Sakura's POV and if you haven't guessed yet, but you probably have it's from the night Sasuke left. The second part is from Sasuke's POV and it's 5 years later when they see each other again. Might be a bit OOC... Hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.