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Moments of Being by Margo'sShed reviews
My take on what happened after the #Berena kiss in the episode, 'Protect and Serve'. This story will have M RATED chapters.
Holby City - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,383 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 14h - Published: 8/31 - Serena C., Bernie W.
Love of The Lost by hope2x reviews
No matter what Regina does, Henry just clings to the dream of a perfect life for himself & who he believes his "real" family to be. So when another child is in need of the love Regina has to give, is it wrong to allow herself that chance at happiness? As some relationships crumble and fall, others bloom & start to grow & everyone learns that happy endings are never what they seem.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,279 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] OC
Come On Be Nice by LZClotho reviews
Regina has decided that the quickest way to get rid of Emma Swan is to scare off the commitment phobic woman with a come-on. This, as with many of Regina's plans, does not go as, well, planned. Rated M for Swan Queen sex.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,117 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32478 - Favs: 19,382 - Follows: 15,748 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dangerous is the Vexed God by MaggieMerc reviews
Emma Swan just wants to adjust to life in a post-Curse Storybrooke. She wants to get to know her kid. Get to know her parents. And maybe learn how to use her magic. But the town has an epidemic of flying monkeys, there's a drunk pirate walking down Main half naked, Regina Mills keeps looking at her like she's seen her naked, and, oh yeah, someone's killing off fairy godmothers.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,962 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
For Her Sins by the real snape reviews
Poppy never wanted to do it - her friends made her. It was all their fault. Well, nearly all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Poppy P., P. Sprout - Complete
Battle-Axe by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Before Hooch goes for her Hogwarts job interview, her friends warn her about McGonagall the battle-axe. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Minerva M., R. Hooch] Albus D., Amelia B. - Complete
A Quarter After One by Barbie Shoes reviews
"Emma did not expect to see 'Regina Mills' at the top of the display. She opened her other eye, becoming more alert as she took just another second to makes sure the sleep had cleared from her vision and she was reading correctly. Yes, Regina was definitely calling her." Swan Queen, Oneshot. Drunk!Regina
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Caught by I.heart.mean.girls reviews
Prompt: Mary Margaret and Charming walking in on Regina and Emma having sex in their bed. One Shot. Established Swan Queen. Rated M for pure smutty goodness.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Soul by ZeroGiven reviews
Adult content. One shot. An intimate moment between Regina and Ruby.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
The thing she won't admit by Thewhitestars reviews
Emma discovers something about Regina and decides to see how far she can take it.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Teach Me by MaybeWeAre reviews
Regina is trying to teach Emma magic, but Emma's never been the best student. It doesn't help matters that they're stuck on a ship with four people they really don't want to tell about the lessons - or their other activities. A series of short little things for Swan Queen Week!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
I Didn't Know by Phyren Ice reviews
Using a spell, Emma mistakenly turns Regina back into a six-year-old child, giving the savior a glance at what hardships her wife had endured at the hands of her mother. Swan Queen Week Day 4 entry: Kid!Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Sequestered by I.heart.mean.girls reviews
Slightly AU - The curse is still in place and Henry has yet to go searching for his birth mother. Regina is forced to leave Storybrooke following an unexpected event, and meets Emma. What would have happened if Emma and Regina hadn't gotten off on the wrong foot? 100% Swan Queen. Rated M for language and sexytimes in later chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,915 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Blind Sea by Barbie Shoes reviews
"The bed dipped, then slowly evened out as she lay down, spreading her weight across it. She stilled, and I held my breath, feeling her eyes as they bore into the back of my head. It was so new, this wanting of her affection, that I dared not allow myself to desire, only to let things happen as they may." — Swan Queen, Regina's POV. Post S2 finale.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Rheingold by MaggieMerc reviews
"Tell me Regina, didn't you ever wonder why your curse rescued me from Wonderland?" He leans in close. The jagged scar around his neck undulates as he swallows. "Didn't you ever wonder why I alone kept my memories?"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Sunrise by NotAContrivance reviews
Post-Fall, Lizzie Bennet Diaries. When you're in love, you always think it's gonna last forever. ... Lydia misses George, even though she knows she shouldn't. She just... can't help it.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Lydia - Complete
Hopeless by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Millicent Bulstrode is hopeless. And that's not always a bad thing. Gen fic featuring Millicent, Professor Sprout, and Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Millicent B., P. Sprout, Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Windows by coalitiongirl reviews
After The Cricket Game. Sometimes, when she can move past her hurt and betrayal and outrage and mourning, Emma aches for Regina and this new hell the other woman has unleashed on herself.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
It's Good To Be Home by Barbie Shoes reviews
"Regina yanked her hand out of Emma's lose grasp, coming to an abrupt halt on the sidewalk. Emma stopped and turned to face the other woman, who was now holding her own hand out and away from her body as if diseased. She frowned at the look on Regina's face – not one of disgust, as her actions might have suggested, but one of pure and utter confusion." – Swan Queen. OneShot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Her Favorite Shirt by Barbie Shoes reviews
"She wondered now, sliding it carefully off the hanger, if she ever would have even noticed its absence. The moment she'd seen it on Emma's body, though, it had become suddenly imperative that she reclaim it. Emma would take no part of her." Swan Queen. OneShot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Stumbling by Barbie Shoes reviews
"Emma didn't like the way these people were looking at her, they way they seemed to want to reach out and touch her, like she was some sort of messiah who could turn water into wine. She just wanted to be the sheriff. She just wanted to find Regina." Prequel to my first story, 'Gray Areas', but can be read as stand alone. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Vanilla, Kinks & Trigger Points by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Emma does Storybrooke a public service. Completed: 8.7.12.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Unhappy by entre-lagrimas-y-suspiros reviews
Minerva/Hermione Starts in 2003 Hermione has just landed her dream job and unbeknown to her she's just set off on a roller coaster ride we typically call falling in love. Authors note inside. Please Read and Review. M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,516 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Derailing Draco by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Millicent Bulstrode is a big girl with big desires. Accidentally stumbling upon a frustrated Draco Malfoy, Millie takes matters into her own hands, teaching Draco - and realizing for herself - a little something in the process. DM/PP, DM/MB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Millicent B. - Complete
Vixen by BrokePerception reviews
She very much likes to watch her love asleep... even though she enjoys everything else in bed, too. McHooch -REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
Down to Earth by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Rolanda has affairs with other women. And Minerva knows it. McGonagall/Hooch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/3/2011 - [Minerva M., R. Hooch] P. Sprout
The Broom Closet by asouldreams reviews
Hermione has been searching for what she hasn't had; who'd have thought she'd find what she was searching for in a woman's arms - and not just any woman but the Headmistress of Hogwarts. One shot HGMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spinsters on a Sunday Morning by tetleybag reviews
The headmistress is retiring, and Rita Skeeter is sent to interview her. Oh, how she looks forward to that. As Madam Skeeter makes her way trough the snow to Hogwarts Castle, Minerva McGonagall and Irma Pince take a little trip down memory lane on a cosy Sunday morning lie-in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Minerva M., I. Pince - Complete
The Thermodynamics of the Moka Pot by tetleybag reviews
Minerva McGonagall may be able to bend the laws of physics - but when an owl from the Ministry brings Amelia Bones back into her life, she realises that where there is steam, there will always be pressure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
My Thoughts Minerva by FanFicLove101 reviews
Just a little piece of writing, from Minerva. HG/MM implied, R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Time and a Place by the real snape reviews
You-Know-Who is gone, the Baby-Who-Lives is with his foster parents. And being "second-in-command" has never been more stressful for Minerva. Then Muriel comes with a suggestion that seems to offer all the delights of control. Warning: consensual BD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Minerva M., Muriel W. - Complete
What a Lovely Way to Burn by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Minerva McGonagall and Rolanda Hooch comfort each other after the Battle of Hogwarts. Femmeslash. BDSM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - [Minerva M., R. Hooch] - Complete
By the Book by the real snape reviews
Irma Pince decides to write "A Concise and Infallible Guide to Seducing a Colleague". Each chapter will contain an important Guideline, and examples of how well it works when you live by the book. Not that "Capturing Minerva" wouldn't sell better ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Minerva M., I. Pince - Complete
A Golden Apple by psycho-pink-faerie reviews
On Hermione's wedding day, she reflects on the decision she made. Hermione/Minerva. Hermione/Ron. For the Hogwarts Online, prompt of the day. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Massage by asouldreams reviews
While working on her thesis; Hermione gets moderately distracted. Minerva/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bedtime by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Lavender and the other Gryffindors can't imagine why Professor Grubbly-Plank is wandering the Hogwarts corridors at night. Set during OoP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Minerva M., W. Grubbly-Plank] Harry P., Hermione G.
The Camel's Back by tetleybag reviews
As Amelia Bones deals with the escape of ten Death Eaters from Azkaban in January 1996, she remembers her loved ones - and an old fight that may become a new one. With Alastor Moody and Dolores Umbridge in supporting/obstructing roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Amelia B., Dolores U. - Complete
A Hogmanay Carol by the real snape reviews
Once the Hogwarts Christmas celebrations are over, Minerva can look forward to a lovely Hogmanay alone. Then she has a visitor ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
Trainspotting by Kelly Chambliss reviews
My take on the question, "What if our heroes had lost the Battle of Hogwarts?" Minerva in the Muggle world. With Hooch interludes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,963 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Minerva M., R. Hooch] Harry P., OC - Complete
Ladies in Waiting by ty.soglasna reviews
bb!Malkin makes bb!Grubbly-Plank a dress, sex happens. PWP. Otherwise known as, my original summary was not kid friendly so I had to describe it with simple words. Bleh.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - W. Grubbly-Plank - Complete
The Promises Beyond The Thunderstorm by MadameCissy reviews
"I made a promise to myself and now I make a promise to you. I have changed and so have you. We are different now. And the world will just have to wait and see." [Bellamione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,316 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
Reasons to Celebrate by tetleybag reviews
Young Amelia Bones has reason to celebrate, but all her friends seem to be busy. What to do? Re-post of a fic written in 2004. f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Amelia B., W. Grubbly-Plank - Complete
And truth be told I miss you by the real snape reviews
At the start of year seven, McGonagall has the usual pile of parents' letters to deal with. But some things have changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Watchers of the Skies by Kelly Chambliss reviews
At the Three Broomsticks one day, Narcissa Black sits down to chat with Lily Evans. A story about roads taken and not taken.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Narcissa M.] Bellatrix L., James P.
M F McG by Kelly Chambliss reviews
McGonagall is retiring. Harry and the gang come to see her in a new way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - [Minerva M., W. Grubbly-Plank] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
A Chaser's Warm Comfort by She's Not Here reviews
Rolanda Hooch is a new instructor at Hogwarts. Washed-up, banged-up old Quidditcher, that's what she feels like. How had the need for physical contact become so painfully palpable? It was just the loneliness here. Right? Or was it someone else?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Minerva M., R. Hooch
Strictly Ballroom by chunkeymonkey reviews
Ned and Olive share a dance. A small one-shot.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Night Flight by Procrastinatrix reviews
Minerva McGonagall was a woman who knew her own weaknesses, and Xiomara Hooch looked set to play merry hell with all of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2005 - R. Hooch, Minerva M. - Complete