Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, Perfect Chemistry, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Power Rangers, Twilight, Dragon Ball Z, Code Lyoko, How to Rock, Heroes, Teen Wolf, Bleach, and Vampire Diaries.
Goddess Night Eternal Faith :):
I am outsider and different from some people that go to my school. I don't care what people think of me I love standing out and I don't really like following the crowd. I am a loyal friend and will always be there if you need someone. I am not afraid to speak my mind although it does get me in trouble but hey one reason people lie is because they are afraid to get hurt I won't lie and say that I haven't lied but hey I never said I was perfect either. I hid my true feelings behind a mask but only those I trust I let them in to see the real me. I sometimes wonder if I am going insane. Reason for this I hear my name being called alot and when I turn around there is no one there sometimes I even see shadowy figures. I don't expect you to believe me. Hey I sometimes question if I'm sane. I am sometimes smart but most of the time I zone out from the world and get lost in my own little world. I love dressing like a tombboy and I hate dressing like a girly girl! If there is one thing I can't stand is when girls try to hook me up with someone. Okay I am not into dating right now. I am not usually the type of person who worries wheather or not someone likes me. I just sit back and just do what I do best. Zone out the world and ignore their 'adviec'. One thing I hate is when people blame their mistakes on someone else. I will admit I try not to blame some one for my mistakes, if I did something wrong then it is my fault and another thing I hate is when you acuse someone when you dont have the full story! Oh yeah one more thing. I SUCK AT SPELLING! So yeah .
My avatar is of one of my favorite couples SCOTT and CORA
Things I love to do
love listening to music. Any type to be honest it all depends on my mood.
I love reading gothic books, books about forbidion romance and horror books!
My favorit books are Cirque Du Freak series, Dear John, Demonata series, Perfect Chemistry (all three books) Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger games, Mortal Insturaments, and so much more !
SPUFFY: Okay they are by far the best vampire human couple out there! Spike doesn't treat Buffy like a fragile doll and he tells her the cold hard truth no matter what. And Buffy is obvious in love with him if she wasnt she would have killed him when she had the chance and she had plenty of those...;) they look good together and I personally think that Buffy meant it when she told him she loved him! Spike was the only one who was there for her and never left her because she needed to be protected.
PARIE: UGH!!! I hated how they ended up being related and come on! Anyone could see that they so belong together! Peter was such a sweet heart to Claire and I just loved how she called him her hero cause he did proved it to her over and over again that he was always there for her! I swear I don't care what people say they are fucking amazing together! And come on we all knew it would've happened if they weren't related! But I don't care use I still Love them :)
KIMBERLYxTOMMY: This is my favorit couple! I just love their moments together they are just sooo cute! Him always protecting her and risking his life for her and would do anything for her and Kimberly is such a sweetheart and she clearly loves Tommy always cheering him up and making him feel better! They clearly care for each other and balance each other out! Also when he is so sweet towards her and I love the cute little nicknames they gave each other Beautiful/Handsome
ULQUIHIME: I love this couple to death! I mean come on they are perfect for each other! Ulquiorra was the only one who didn't treat her like a useless tool and Orihime gave him a heart well her heart in my opinon. Also Ulquiorra in some sick twisted way was her guardian angel who always looked after her. Hell he even killed hollow ichigo to save his woman!
Narusaku: They are just so cute! Sakura is always making sure that he dosen't do anything stupid and Naruto is always protecting her and he is willing to die for her and make sure that she is always happy! They balance each other out and I personally think they belong together! If it wasn't for him Sakura wouldn't be the strong ninja she is.
BlakexTori: I just love them! they were just perfect for each other and everytime I saw them together I was always smiling cause I knew they belong together! Yes he used her but you could easily tell that she missed him this was definatly one of the best couples in the power ranger world. I just love how they can act so care free around each other and are always making the other smile!
MistyxAsh: I just think they are freaking amazing together!
Delena: So much better than Stefan. I mean Damon risk everything for her including his own life!
MiaxJayden: Its so obvious if you look at it closely I think they look so cute together and I really hope they end up together pluse they had way more moments with each other than Mia and Kevin
Memily: they are just so cute! I love how Mike is sweet to her and how Emily trusts him! They are just so cute
Shikamaru and Temari: two smart people together nice :) Plus I cant picture him with anyone besides her
KendallxJo: I really hated that they broke up >:( they were just so perfect for each other! I just love how he would do anything for her and it was so sweet when they gave their finally good bye kiss
AidenxSally: A ghost and a vampire? hmm...I actually like them together especially when Aiden was about to kill Danny it was just so sweet! I hope that they do end up together!!
AjxCMpunk: BEST IN THE WORLD !!!!! that's all I have to say
Couples I hate
Naruhina: Do I really need to go there?
Yuuki and Kaname: One word: instes! (I think thats how u spell it?
SasuSaku: Really people? Really?
Ash with anyone besides Misty: We all know its gonna happen people. Just saying
Momo and Aizen: Okay first of all the guys crazy and thats all I got to say!
NaruIno: ...Yeah dont ask why. Although my sister seems to love this couple.
Kat and Tommy: ...I just hate Kat period and I hate to see Tommy with anyone that isnt Kim
Stories that I am working on
Sweet Fracture Life- Naruto and bleach crossover
Summary: Orihime has been perfectly fine ever since she came back...or so they think what her friends don't know is she's hidding something from them How long can she keep this secret? More importanly how long can she hide it before Azien finds out?
History always repeats itself- Narusaku paring
Summary: She loved him. How could she be so stupid! He was always there for her, protecting her, always making sure that she was either safe or happy. And yet she was blind…blind to see how much he loved her how much he was willing to sacrifice to make sure she was happy. Her happiness meant more to him than anything else. But she was to late…too late to tell him how she felt…and her other teammate was to blame.
Everybody's Fool- Narusaku paring
Summary: Naruto always thought his life in the village hidden in the leaves was perfect. He thought that his life was finally turning around for the better and he was finally going to live in peace. How wrong he was. After an incident that affected him in more ways than one Naruto realize how wrong he was and what a fool he's been. Naruto is then consume by his hate and comes to his senses that he needs to stop living in a fantasy world and start living in the real world. He finds home and comfort in the one place he least expected. Now armed with forces stronger than the village Naruto will take his revenge on the one place that has been giving him hell since he was born! He will bring them hell, take back what's rightfully his, and show the damn village what happens when you mess with an angry kitsune who's been everyone's fool for far too long.
Mi Perfecta Ángel-Perfect Chemistry Alex/Brittany
Summary: What if Alex and Brittany have been best friends since pre-school? What if they made a promise to each other but like their friendship, was forgotten all because of one mistake? Will Brittany's love be enough to save Alex? Or will he stay loyal to the gang and continue to push her farther away? Just how much pain can one heart take?
One heart Dies another Breaks-Jasper paring
Summary: Piper has had enough of Jason, after she catches him cheating on her; she decides to run away or so they think what they don't know is that Piper is doing something that she herself never thought of doing…something that can ruin her life and the lives of those she cares about…
My Sweet Dark Princess- Power Rangers Kimberly/Tommy parings
Summary: Kimberly Ann Hart daughter of Lord Zedd and enemy to all that hate her father and her family. When this sweet yet deadly warrior is sent to earth she is expected to kill the power rangers and kill Zordan once and for all, and yet no one expects her to fall in love with the enemy…can she really the one person who stole her heart? Or will she listen to her father and kill the rangers and destroy the planet along with her heart?
Desert Fox- NaruSaku paring
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke fight at TVOTE. Naruto tricks Sasuke and kills him with a rasengan. Sasuke with the last of his strength, gives Naruto his sharingan and entrusts his dream of killing Itachi with Naruto. Naruto decides to run away from Sakura's hate.
The Lie that Held us Together-Jia paring
Summary: If you can't trust your own friends with your deepest darkest secret than who can you trust? Mia is hiding something important that only Antonio and Emily know. As much as she wants to she cannot tell anyone that she is pregnant with Jayden's child. But when Master Xandred finds out he will do anything to get his hands on the pink ranger but Xandred isn't the only one who wants her child. A new more powerful enemy has risen and he will do anything to get his hands on that child. What is so special about Mia's child? And can she finally tell her friends the truth before it's' too late?
Romeo must DIE-Jia paring
Summary: two rival gangs, two people that love each other more than anything in this world. Jayden is leader of a gang Mia is a sweet and innocent girl. What neither of them know is that sweet Mia is sister to Jayden’s rival gang. To make matters worse Mia doesn’t know that Jayden is in a gang. How long can he hide his secret from her? More importantly what will he do once he finds out that the love of his life is his rival’s little sister?
Act on your impulse- NaruSaku paring
Summary: Act on your impulse swallow the bottle cut a little deeper put the gun to your chest…Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura are three different teenagers from three different lives. When these three commit the ultimate act they are force to go to the one place where no reasonable person would want to go. Konoha’s Sunny Side Acres, when these three different yet similar lives meet they connect with each other in ways they never connected with anyone in their lives. Together can they help each other out and save them from each other or will their trouble past continue to haunt them and force them to finish what they started?
Angel of Innocence and Purity-Perfect Chemistry Paco/Oc
Summary: Paco Fuentes has everything he’s ever wanted. An amazing family, an awesome best friend and a sexy ass girlfriend what more can a guy ask for? Bo is an adoptive daughter of two gay guys but she doesn’t let any of that affect her. Paco like his father can’t help but fall for this sweet angel but can he really have her? Or will his jealous girlfriend get in the way of everything? And just what secret is this loving angel hidding?
Bittersweet end- Vampire Diaries/Twilight crossover
Summary: Jacob has had it with Bella so he does what he never thought he would do. Jake moves on, problem is he imprints on a vampire. A vampire that is running from danger and doesn’t want to drag anyone down to her problems, will Jake be able to save her or will the danger that looms over her head be too much for him?
Daddy’s little girl- Dragonball Z Chi-chi/Goku
Summary: Everyone knows that Goku had sons but what if he had a daughter? What if he was an overprotective father with his little girl? Can he keep his little girl safe and innocent instead of exposing her to the harsh world of fighting? Especially when she has a friend that is more dangerous than anyone thinks?
Hush little sister big brother is here Dragon ball Z fanfic
Summary: Goten and Eneida’s relationship throughout the years Goku wasn’t around you don’t have to read Daddy’s little girl in order to understand this. Happy Birthday big brother!!! This is for you! *
P E R F E C T-Code Lyoko Yumi/Ulrich
Summary: She was created to be the perfect weapon for XANA the one to finally get rid of the lyoko warriors. The perfect killer. But even the greatest of weapons have weaknesses. Can XANA's weapon remain perfect? Or will she crumble in the end?
Broken Embraces- How to Rock Zander/Kacey
Summary: He's a trouble kid the school's dangerous yet hottest bad boy; he hurts anyone and anything that gets in his way. He learned long ago never to trust anyone until she came into his life. Now all he wants to do is keep her and never let her go. But will he be able to keep her? Or will she be like everyone else and leave him?
Por que el amor manda Heros Parie
Summary: Life makes its own rules and sets its own pace. Sometimes you can rein it in and and slow it down other times you can't...
Even angels have wicked schemes-Heroes Paire
Summary: he was the hero the one who risked his whole life to save millions. He was the one who saw the good in people, the one who was a caring gentle soul who couldn’t hurt a fly. But they were wrong; he wasn’t a dreamer wanting to be special nor was he the hero. It was all a lie he fooled them all a devil in disguise his true nature was shown and now no one could stop him…
Scars that remain in the soul- Teen Wolf ScottxCora
Summary: Ever since their return from the motel Scott’s been acting different. Cold, distant whatever happened changed him in more ways than one and he’s become overprotective with Derek’s little sister; question is why? What happened to Scott and can his friends save him before it’s too late or is it already too late?
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
all the way
to the top
of the tree
The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
A Bit About Friends
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life!
For everyone who hates stereotypes:
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (What the Puck does this even mean?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
FAVORIT QUOTES/POEMS (ALL EDGAR ALLAN POE)
"Ichigo, What's the difference between a king and his horse? And I'm not talking about obvious stuff, like one's an animal and one's a person. Or one has two legs and one has four. Form, ability, and power. That's what's puzzleing, if their form, ability, and power are exactly the same, why is it that one becomes the king and leads them into battle, while the other becomes the horse and carries the king? So what's the characteristic that distinguishes these two beings? There's only one answer, instinct. In order for idenical beings to grow stronger and gain power, they must develop a killer instinct, and that instinct is mostly forged in battle. They must develop an insatiable hunger to engage in battle, they must live to mercilessly crush, shred, and slice their enemys. This thirst for power is not an unnatural desire, in fact it forms the very essense of our being. deep within our body lies the honed instinct to dominate and slaughter our enemys. My friend you don't have that, you use your brain to try and win a fight, you attempt to defeat your enemys with reason and logic. You don't tap into those pure base instincts that exist within your core, waiting to be released, and the simple fact is that it doesn't work, you might as well try to cut them with a sheathed sword, that's why you're weaker than me, Ichigo. I'm not gonna have it, I don't know about Zangetsu, but I refuse to carry a king who's weaker than me. Someone who's hesitation and uncertainty will end up getting us both cut to pieces. If you aren't willing to assert your strength and retain the crown, then I'll destroy you. Which means that, I'll be king." Hollow Ichigo, Bleach
When life gets rough just look at me. Let me show you that my love is enough. These smiles don't curve so crookedly when they're coming just from the simple thought of us
Alone by Edgar Allan Poe
From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were -- I have not seen
As others saw -- I could not bring
My passions from a common spring --
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow -- I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone --
And all I lov'd -- I lov'd alone --
Then -- in my childhood -- in the dawn
Of a most stormy life -- was drawn
From ev'ry depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still --
From the torrent, or the fountain --
From the red cliff of the mountain --
From the sun that 'round me roll'd
In its autumn tint of gold --
From the lightning in the sky
As it pass'd me flying by --
From the thunder, and the storm --
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view --
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, fourfourfourfour, Recalled to Life, Hyperactive Lioness, Life.GetOne, alienphantom, Kisdota- The Freak Gamer, Sky Zephyrus, Goddess Of Night Eternal Faith
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!
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If you hate and sick of the Naru/Hina pairing copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe that Naru/Hina will never happen in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe that Naru/Saku WILL HAPPEN in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe Sasu/Saku will never happen in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love the Naru/Saku hug from chapter 450 copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Naru/Saku copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Naruto copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Sakura copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Sakura's confession from 469 copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love the Naruto/Kushina reunion from 499 copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Sakura is a Tsundere copy and paste this on your profile
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say Evanescene
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!
Something I thought was cute when I was reading a fanfic
Sakura and Naruto were stood at the bridge where Team 7 used to meet and Sakura had recently had several questions running around her head about Naruto and she was dying to ask him. Naruto was leaning against the bridge with his eyes closed.
Sakura just looked at him, she couldn't stand it she had to ask
"Naruto?" She asked nervously.
"Mhmm" is all she got from the relaxing blonde.
"Can I ask you some yes and no questions?" She asked.
Naruto opened his eyes and looked at the rosette, "Yeah I guess so"
Sakura smiled as Naruto shut his eyes again.
"Does it hurt you when I cry?"
"Would you fight for me?"
"Would you be there for me when I needed you?"
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Are we friends?"
"Do you even like me?"
Sakura had become more and more upset from each word and began to cry when Naruto answered her last question. Sakura began to run away but Naruto grabbed her before she could get very far. He turned her around and she looked at his face as he spoke.
"It doesn't hurt me when you cry, it kills me"
"I wouldn't fight for you, I'd die for you"
"I wouldn't be there for you when you need me, I will always be there when you need me"
"I don't think you're pretty, I believe you are beautiful"
"You aren't my friend, you're my best friend"
"I don't like you, I love you, with all my heart"
Sakura hugged him tightly and cried steadily into his shoulder.
"Please stop crying Sakura-chan, it kills me when you cry" Naruto whispered as he played with her hair attempting to calm her.
"I love you too" Sakura whispered.
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