Straightmequeer
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Joined 09-09-10, id: 2532664, Profile Updated: 04-14-11
Author has written 1 story for Death Note.

Name : StraightMeQueer

Country : France

Age : 20

Intrests : YAOI, girls, boys, rock...all the good stuff ;)


Hi There !

Big Mello fan here =)

I only suscribed to review cuz I understand how much it's importabt for an author, so keep it up !!!

Lately I've uploaded Sucker Love, a fanfiction I started writting a while ago. Hope you'll follow with it ^^


Number your FAV Death Note characters 1-12 (no order) then answer questions!

1. Mello

2. Light

3. Misa

4. Matt

5. Watari

6. Giovani

7. Ryuk

8. L

9. Rem

10. Mikami

11. Near

12. Matsuda

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Yes. Weird enough, I enjoyed it. Not because of Near ( I hate that boy) but Giovani is HOT.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell, YEAH ! deadly !

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?


WTF ? Matsuda got Ryuk pregnant ?! *disturbing thoughts*

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine
Uh... no. I do like him but never searched for any fics about him.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ligth and Giovani ? Well, I guess. They're both Hot so... *went looking for fanfics*

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
D├ęgueulasse ! Ewww !!! No shot in hell.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, Ryuk would laugh his ass off ! Light would even lose ownership of his death note just to make him stop XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
O.K. Mikami would try to sleep with Ryuk in order to obtain ownership over the death note, but epicly fails because he didn't know the rules...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yes ! LXMello s just a great paring. Well anything uncluding Mello is Great, if you ask me and here more so !

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Trouble.

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
NO ! And I hope such thing doesn't even exist.

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Yes, then I get mad and have him dra Mello instead XD

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?
Ewww ! LightxMattxRyuk ?! It's so wrong !!!!!!!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something like : ERADICATE !!!!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A song-fic about L ? Precious by Depeche Mode.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Mello Giovani Matsuda ? WTF ?

-Warning: CRACK! OOC ! CD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Mikami to Light ?

"God, I give you everything" don't know...

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until One suddenly runs off with Four. Nine, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Mello runs off with Matt (good choice, only choice :D) after a relationship with Rem ?! Rem true Love with Light ?!

Tittle ? "insane"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Matt de-flower Mello XD

No plots needed. It's just the way things go between these two.

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 262 - Words: 88,302 - Reviews: 5460 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 20h ago - Published: 7/23/2009
Too Sexy For My Shirt by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 160,945 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Matt, Mello
Looseleaf by Atreyl reviews
Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 176 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Matt, Mello
Cheating! by simply-a-freak reviews
Matt is sick of Mello being the dominant one all the time, so he decides that he won't sleep with him untill he gets to top, the blond on the other hand refuses to let that happen, who will win in the end?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Mello, Matt
Valium Talk by Atreyl reviews
Mello knew the effects of Valium. So when the doctor told him that Matt had been given some to dull his senses, Mello fully expected loopy, sluggish behavior. But he didn't expect Matt to act like a pregnant woman.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Handcuffed by MoonlightM4gic reviews
MxM, Matt and Mello get captured and are handcuffed to a pole together. Their initial escape plan is foiled and a different plan comes to mind. Rated M for violence, language, and smexy LEMONS
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Because I Hate You by Glalie773 reviews
"You're fifteen," I managed, not exactly knowing what else to say. "You're... too young." Matt/Mello, and a smug Near. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Do I by Dlvvanzor reviews
He stopped, looking at me dispassionately, and in his eyes I saw... nothing. Well, nothing for me, at least. Based on the song by Luke Bryan but not a songfic. Requested by Sen-Chan21. Happy birthday!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Escort to Happiness by Her Sweetness reviews
AU. Mello's life has just been flipped upside down and L's the cause. Though they've never met, L is determined to right the wrong and drag his best friend, Raito, through his attempts to fix a young man's heartache. L x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,003 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Mello, L - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Sucker Love reviews
Denial is an effective defense mechanism that both Mello and Matt regularly use and abuse. But when confronted with bare reality, who will dare and step out of his comfort zone ? Mello X Matt LXLight/ GevanniXNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Mello, Matt