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Hi, my name is Laura. I'm in my forties and I currently live in the lovely state of Oregon. I enjoy reading, writing, and music. Currently working on an original fiction novel and hope to publish someday. I've been into fanfiction for many years although I have written any for a very long time. Hope to change that soon.

Some of my favorite movies are The Night Porter, Claude Chabrol's Alice, The Serpent's Egg, The Hour of the Wolf, Visconti's The Damned, Fight Club, The Velvet Goldmine, Equilibrium, Cabaret, The Anniversary Party, The Salton Sea, The Machinist and a Clockwork Orange, L'Avventura and Mulholland Drive. These are just off the top of my head, though. Seriously, my movie collection is huge.

My favorite books are The Berlin Stories by Christopher Isherwood, the Harry Potter series, The Secret History by Donna Tartt, American Psycho and Less Than Zero by Brett Easton Ellis, Fight Club, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Gormenghast Trilogy by Mervyn Peake, too many by Stephen King to list, Lord of the Rings series, A Clockwork Orange, Vile Bodies and Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh, and The Castle and The Metamorphosis by Kafka among many others.

I also like manga, particularly Death Note, Hellsing, Dogs, Next Exit and Re:Play.

Favorite tv shows are Misfits, Doctor Who, Sherlock, House, Criminal Minds, The Blacklist, Sleepy Hollow and Dark Mirror.

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Stiff and Pissed and Lost and Loose by charlotteicewolf77 reviews
Title from Cardinal Song, The National, Series 5 AU See, the really ironic thing about all of this, the real kick in the teeth, is that Jimmy is in love with Thomas. And to top it all off he's a poofter; so lavender that Oscar Wilde would be proud. It isn't just Thomas, or men and women, it's always been men. He won't admit it, ever, but it is what it is. Or: They're both idiots
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15 - Thomas, Jimmy K. - Complete
The Return by caeli1701
[written early series 5, spoilers up to 5x04] Jimmy returns to Downton unexpectedly after receiving a letter from Baxter.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,084 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28 - [Thomas, Jimmy K.] - Complete
The Beginning of Wisdom by procrastin8or951 reviews
Tricked lied to dead friend catastrophically bad idea sick of Metallica's Black Sam forgives Dean. Sam loves logic and Dean hates migraines.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Things You Know Can Kill You Stone-Dead by karmascars reviews
John discovers his boys together, but doesn't make them stop. No, the walls of motels are paper thin, and all three Winchesters have secrets. Underage (Sam is 16), WARNING: VOYEUR!JOHN
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., John W. - Complete
When It's All Said And Done by Jamaican Princess Rocquellan reviews
Sam's been sleeping with his brother and his father behind their backs. When he gets pregnant and doesn't know who the father is or how his brother and father will react to the news, he tries to hide it as best as he can. Sam/Dean, Sam/John, Sam/Dean/John. Angst, mpreg. More warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., John W. - Complete
Time Warp by SabreDae reviews
Albus went missing. It was up to me and Scorpius to find my idiot cousin but it was bound to be difficult with a time machine involved. Follow our adventures in this story. Prompt from Forever Siriusly Sirius. Rated T for language. Features Rose, Albus, Scorpius, James, Lily, Fred and Dominique.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,411 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Rose W., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Side by The Emcee reviews
Arthur never thought of himself as beautiful or attractive, which is why he never really believed that Eames could be in love with him. It was possible for the Englishman to love the sex they had, but that was all it was to him, right? When Arthur discovers something, he ends their…whatever they had, but he finds out years later that, maybe, he made a mistake. Slash. Eames/Arthur.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Proof of Life by Emily Waters reviews
Seven years after the Second Wizarding War, Severus Snape is found alive. Not many believe his innocence. Disoriented and damaged, after seven years of torture at the hands of Death Eaters, Severus finds refuge in Harry Potter's home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 145,706 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Five Years Gone by BregoBeauty reviews
Five years after the flight, Lisa is getting married. Days before, she gets a warning from an old foe to beware her finace. Can she trust Jackson? Or does he have other motives?
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,396 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Lisa R., Jack R. - Complete
Chaos in Jeopardy by bg Roman reviews
The ODS team travels to exotic Azerbaijan to carry out a simple spy operation but the routine mission suddenly becomes complicated when the new guy, Rick Martinez, mysteriously disappears.
Chaos - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,256 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Rick M. - Complete
Northumbrian Culinary Assassins by Literaria reviews
Because one never knows when someone might poison the prince's meals... or maybe Arthur has an ulterior motive for having Merlin eat half his breakfast.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Death Eaters at the Malfoy Estate: The Collection by Grindylowe reviews
Explore Severus Snape's overworked, drug-riddled world of sexual confusion during his time as a Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,890 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
M Is For Moriarty by ElvendorkInfinity reviews
Sequel to BANG; A figure at the end of the hospital bed; a needle in the dark...Moriarty has John, and Sherlock must follow the paper trail through London to find him before time runs out. Epilogue, A is for Aftermath, now posted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Burning Game by Lamiel reviews
AU. Two years after the Great Game, Moriarty is back and Sherlock couldn't be happier. John could. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,822 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Shattered Worlds by Harold Saxon reviews
A mysterious portal on an abandoned spaceship brings the 10th Doctor and the Master back to their common past. One small act, and the Master sets things in motions that will alter the course of their lives entirely. post EOT. Noncanon. COMPLETED
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,932 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Hollow Men by endsoftime reviews
What constitutes a life when you've just stopped living? Sequel to Remain with me. Much angst. And then smex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mud Splattered Glass by Jamaica-tan reviews
1989, The Wall has fallen and Prussia is back. But something seems wrong, and Austria invites him to stay at his house for a while.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
To Save a Malfoy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Ron free a man who has been the Dark Lord's captive for years and place him in Hermione's care. But who is this mysterious man and how will he effect the lives of the Gryffindors and one Draco Malfoy? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,784 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
To Serve a King in Need by Tal J. Smith reviews
Jareth has been forced to seek out the last, and most unlikely possible venue for getting back his magic and defeating his power hungry bother Jacent. Sarah, only she holds the key to his survival now. But would she help him? It's been 15 years!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,602 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Thursday's Child by Nonsuch reviews
Everything’s gone wrong. I guess a part of the blame probably rests with me, but that doesn’t mean it’s my fault; it isn’t that at all. Please, you’ve got to believe me. You have to hear me out. **NEW CHAPTER**
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,269 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Sarah, Jareth
Darling by agelade reviews
There's a good reason the Malfoys weren't immediately arrested after V was defeated, but Harry Potter can never find out. Canon compliant, canon ships. Behind-the-scenes, lots of teachers, Neville, Luna. Draco has more help than he knows what to do with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,395 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Draco M., Severus S.
Je Ne Sais Pas by Half-drowned Dracula reviews
Not in French! The year is 1981 and Severus Snape is making his teaching debut, while the war in the Wizarding world comes to a head. Third chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Severus S.
No one stands alone by Oleanne reviews
Celebrian has recently sailed and Elrond must defend the Valley from danger. Glorfindel and Erestor aid him and try to bring his sons to their senses.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,633 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Half a World Away by S. Faith reviews
What if Bridget's release from Thai prison hadn't gone as smoothly as it had? Movie universe.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Riding Shotgun in the Sky by roqueclasique reviews
Hero complex shmero complex, Sam can babble as much psych bullshit as he wants, but Dean knows that his vacation is someone else’s nightmare. So forgive him if it’s a little hard to relax, sometimes. PART EIGHT OF THE DRIVE 'VERSE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,614 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The King takes a Queen by PaisleyRose reviews
This story is inspired by the picture of the Same name on Deviant Art. By Coquettishness A true work of art!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,302 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Not That I'm Counting by Enjie Yekcam reviews
RLSB Slash. One shot. Sirius punishes himself for betraying Remus' trust. Remus denies that anything's wrong with Sirius. Something is DEFINITELY wrong. Promised happy ending. Rated for selfharm and swearing. Maybe for force feeding, too. And a lime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Adjoining Bedrooms by Ripper101 reviews
There is confusion. There are rumours. Tommy Stone is being suspected and even Shannon's formidable talents can't keep the secrets hidden. So Tommy decides to plug up the leak. He forgets that glitter is seductive. ArthurBrian.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,522 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
It's All Relative by LilyMoon'sAlias reviews
After the events of Gluhen, Crawford follows his visions to New York to rescue Fujimiya Ran after he is attacked. But what are his reasons?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,739 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Aya/Ran F., B. Crawford - Complete
Rewind by Merlin71 reviews
Chase is starting to self destruct. Can House and the other ducklings save him? Will Chase even want to be saved?
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,733 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
The Ballad of Curt and Maxwell by L.ithJayhawk reviews
Curt loses Brian, but things aren't over yet. Two strange parting gifts and a request lead Wild to discover the true secret of Maxwell Demon... Complete, rehabed, and illustrated, see the homepage in my profile.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,588 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Seven Deaths by X-parrot reviews
[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,143 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix's Flight by The Velvet Ghost reviews
Why is Snape acting so oddly? Who is causing the mysterious disease sweeping Hogwarts? What's wrong with Draco Malfoy? And what is the Dark Lord planning for Harry Potter's sixth year? AN ALTERNATIVE 6th BOOK, WRITTEN PREHBP, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,740 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Sing Me Home by shirebound reviews
How did Arwen know that Frodo could sail West? How did Círdan help Frodo decide? What happens when the bent Seas are left behind and the Straight Road begins? Frodo leaves Middle earth, and finds joy and peace.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Frodo B., Elrond - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Jazz1 reviews
*Sequel to The Severus He Saved* Sabra Dumbledore has come to Hogwarts. Severus is less than thrilled to see his mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,139 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Like Him by Acamar reviews
Epilog to Shade More Than Man - Severus contemplates the changes in his life
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Falling to Pieces by Dark Hunter reviews
Youji falls into a fit of depression neglecting his own health while life continues to take a downward spiral. Many bad things ensue. Yaoi with that long awaited Lemon! Action, drama, blah, blah, and blah! COMPLETE
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,011 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Youji K., Aya/Ran F. - Complete
The Severus He Saved by Jazz1 reviews
According to the Wizarding World, Severus Dumbledore was murdered when he was four years old...but was he really?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,531 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Shade More Than Man by Acamar reviews
*Complete* A story of two enemies who have come to live under one roof, and soon started sharing more than the same space... SS/SB SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,494 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Everybody in the Room by Tavalya Ra reviews
Random insanity set after the events of Love Potion HP. Mucking about in the kitchen, Harry Potter and Remus Lupin brew a weakened batch of Veritaserum and verbal chaos ensues when Severus Snape accidentally drinks a dose. SSSB Slash of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Love Potion HP by Tavalya Ra reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black have always shared a strong mutual hatred, but never before have they been obsessed with each other. Whether it's love or lust, they're both disgusted by it. Someone's playing cupid, but is it fate, Dumbledore, or Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,781 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Who Wants to Live Forever? by Dot reviews
:Completed: Brian resurfaces (again) in 93, but with what new secrets to hide? Crossover with Highlander... I know its insane, read it anyway:)
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Complete
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Strange Magic reviews
A singer and his band perform their weirdest gig ever. A fanfic of the video to Avalon by Roxy Music
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17 - Complete