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Joined 09-10-10, id: 2533761, Profile Updated: 10-15-11
Author has written 18 stories for South Park, and Naruto.

Hello! I mainly write South Park and Naruto stories...enjoy!

My DeviantArt: http:// fortheloveofcookies . deviantart . com

Bunny, Dip, Style, Creek, K2, Candy, Akuroku, Soriku, Sasunaru...yea :D

-Don't you hate it when you look over your story once it's already published, and you find mistakes you hadn't seen before?
I do.
Sorry for the random typos guys! D:

Need a Little Cheering series [Can be read as independent stories, they're just a series because they're all based on the same type of thingggg] :

You're Amazing, Bunny
With You, Dip
Poor Thing, Style
Truth, Creek
What If, GregStophe

-I really really want to write a sasunaru story. so be ready for that. (: -

Okay, I'm just going to take the time to say this. Reviews. Even if they are only something like -(Hey! Great story! Hope you can update soon!)- that's fine. Everyone here who writes, I'm sure you agree with me when I say that reviews are the best way to encourage us to write. If we receive next to no reviews for a chapter, we become worried that perhaps our story is suckish and we lose motivation to continue writing. So, please everyone, if you are enjoying a story you're reading, it only takes a minute or two to click on the review button at the end and type something. Even a few words of encouragement, or a comment to let us know you like it is enough. We really like to know that our work is enjoyed.

So please, once again, reviews are the best way to help a story move forward, or encourage an author to write some more stories.

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It makes me very happy whenever i see that another person likes something of mine. You make my heart feel like a sappy wedding ring commercial.

Thank you all very much =]

P.s. If any person has a request on a story to write, please send me a message explaining the details. If I think I'll be able to do it, and if I want to do it, then I'll happily accept it. Warning though: the story may or may not end the way you want. Sometimes even what i think i want to write becomes something totally different. The stories write themselves, so keep in mind that what you ask may have attributes of what you wanted, but isn't exactly what you expected XD

As of 10/15/11 - the KinderGoth/Ike story is up! Please, even though it's not a popular couple, I would really appreciate it if you gave it a chance! It's a highschool story so it's not shota, and so far I think it's cute ^^ It is rated M though, so be ready for that...Anyway please check it out and if you have any sort of inkling to continue reading it, well you know...do it! XD The next chapter will be up soon!

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 370,700 - Reviews: 7300 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Rain brings rainbows by TeukieWookie reviews
The only reason Im walking through this rain is because of 'him'. Im popular and he's lonely. Im the class clown and he's the boy in the corner. Im hot and he's...adorable. Oh, why did I ever fall for you?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bloody Consequences by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
SEQUEL TO "The Spell of Love". Now that Harry and Draco are having a secret relationship they seperate for the summer. Yet Voldemort comes into the picture to get rid of Harry by using Draco. Now Draco will have to choose between Harry's life and his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,621 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Number Seven by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM Harry already has two children, an ex-wife, annoying colleagues and an international crime ring to deal with. So when Draco Malfoy reappears after eight years AWOL in France, of course Harry is going to leave him well alone...Right? WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,931 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That's What He Said by cruiz107 reviews
Bella thinks Edward is an arrogant jerk; he thinks she's...not so nice. However, they're forced to come together when their friends start to mingle. WRITTEN FOR Kate Sunsetwing Lucy/Sunsetwing FOR FAGE 4 GIFT EXCHANGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,343 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Calamus Collection by Shira Lansys reviews
Calamus: A quill or reed used as a pen. The stories of Albus and Scorpius in ficlet form. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Marauders, Mischief, and Mayhem by Shira Lansys reviews
A collection of drabbles that are exactly a hundred words long, based around our favourite group of loveable pranksters. Some drabbles contain slash of the RemusSirius variety. RLSB, MWPP, Marauder's Era. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Broken Bridges and Bandages by Shira Lansys reviews
Because sometimes it takes two people from different sides of the divide to heal old wounds. My third 100-drabble set of 100-word drabbles, this time to the tune of Scorp/Al. Rated M for some chapters. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love on the Seven Seas by Aqua2Dolphin reviews
Butter lives on a poor island dreaming of a better life. When Captain Kenny kidnaps Butters from his home, life for poor Butters turns upside down. Even worse Butters might be falling for the captain! M for language and smex!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Meet Me at the Bell Tower by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
When Harry's at his lowest after witnessing Cedric's death, Draco is the last person he suspected to help him. They both know the emptiness and the pain, but together can they find the resolve to numb it? And will it be soft and sweet, or sexy and wild? DracoxHarry rated M for ch. 2 and on. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANYTHING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Drive Me Crazy by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
Harry's always had a dirty craving for something a little rough and controlling, but it isn't until Draco catches him turned on in class due to a potion mishap that he realizes how perverted he really is. Now Draco gets to do as he always pleased and torture the brunette until he's begging for it. How far will the crude games take them? DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER AT ALL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by beckybrit reviews
When Draco agrees to help Harry with one of his Auror cases, things don't exactly go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adventure Time with Marshall and Gumball by Stelera Kinsman reviews
The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,993 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Ignoring Draco Malfoy by bleedingxheart reviews
"WHAT!" Draco roared in horror. "Fucking hell Potter, are you high? What the hell is going wrong in that head of yours? A Malfoy is never cute, and…and…" "Oh, I beg to differ." Potter smiled. "In my opinion, you're cute right now." HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marauders, Madness, and Magic by Shira Lansys reviews
A ficlet collection to parallel my 'Marauders, Mischief and Mayhem' drabbles. Can be read seperately. Once again, it will contain some RemusSirius, along with other pairings. Rated for some ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
221B: Branches of Ash by Shira Lansys reviews
221 Sherlock/John drabbles, done in the 221B drabble format. Because the subtext in Sherlock means that these drabbles almost write themselves. Rated for possible smut in certain chapters. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Quidditch and Closets by The Karma Fairy reviews
"Maybe Scorpius just had to stop thinking, come out of this closet literally and figurative and just go to that party, even if it meant another migraine of all the orange." In which Scorpius comes out of the closet and a game of Quidditch is watched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Ouroboros by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
When Harry finds a box full of memories left to him by Remus, he knows his eighth year is going to be interesting. But when Malfoy accidentally crashes their compartment on the train, it's going to be the most intriguing year ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Their Place by Shira Lansys reviews
It came as a surprise when Sirius informed Remus that the willow by the lake was "their tree", and that those first years sitting under it were definitely not allowed to. Ficlet written for Lolaaaa's "Your Favourite Couple" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hospitals and High Heels by Malin Halibell reviews
Bella is visiting her sister, Alice at the hospital when she falls and breaks her lucky pair of high heels. She thinks her luck's worn out and her day can't get any worse; until sexy Dr. Edward Cullen comes to the rescue. Were her heels lucky after all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Show You More by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pretend by Shira Lansys reviews
And we'll pretend that everything will be okay, because we really don't know any better. RemusSirius, oneshot. Written for Lolaaaa's "Your Favourite Couple" Challenge. Happier than it sounds, I swear!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tie Me by yaygayhooray reviews
So seldom do words fail me. But this moment happens to be one of them. Whether it's the look of the clothes he's wearing or the look of his wild hair, I couldn't tell you and I don't care to know. All I want to think about is what I'm going to do next.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Cool by LifeInkognito reviews
What happens when Nerdward gets trapped in a bathroom with the girl of his fantasies, the sexy and rebellious Bella Swan? Edward's floppy disc may turn into a hard drive. One-Shot EXPANDED. AUH Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
Seldom Heard by Shira Lansys reviews
Seven drabbles in seven days about Dennis Creevy. Written for Nymphadora Bellamort Weasley's "Story Week" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dennis C., Nigel W. - Complete
Grayscale by ricetard reviews
Draco keeps to himself and doesn't talk. This hasn't been a problem for him in school so far, until for some reason he catches the attention of Harry Potter. Then life takes a pleasant turn. / Oneshot, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something You Can Do With Your Arse by ricetard reviews
Scorpius sees the things Potter does with his arse. And helps him out a bit, too. / AS/S, oneshot, too much porn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
I Hold With All I Have by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig Tucker befriends the blind boy, inadvertently changing his life and falling in love. Blind!Tweek oneshot. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Dabbling in Drarry by Shira Lansys reviews
Because writing drabbles is an addictive passtime. 100 drabbles, each exactly 100 words in length, all focusing on Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Warning: will contain SLASH. Rated for some drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fetish by ScreamYourLine reviews
When fourteen year old Hope decides to take his fetish to the next level, he asks a stranger to sleep with him. The stranger agrees. SnowxHope Yaoi. Bondage Pedophilia and Lemon.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Snow, Hope - Complete
Knowing by WinterStorrm reviews
Merlin's had a funny feeling for weeks now. He's about to find out why.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
At the End of the Day by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM No brooms, a distinct lack of balls, no comprehension of the offside rule and a Malfoy who apparently has magic feet. Harry never knew this stupid game could be so much fun. Written for funsies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let Me Kink You by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
Follow Draco and Harry as they discover kinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Of Stupidity and Solutions by BloddyRose13 reviews
"you didn't push me into anything. Well, except the wall, and then you dragged me to the bed, but I really am not complaining." MarshallxGumball
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
This Charming Kink by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
A series of one shots where Remus and Sirius enjoy the joys of kinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Outstanding in that capacity by Madgie reviews
So, that closet... What did happen in there? Claire/Bender
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Claire S., John B. - Complete
You Can Never Get Enough by scarlettshazam reviews
While feeding his obsession with Tweek, Craig inadvertently becomes his boxing partner and falls in love. Fluff/Smut Creek for lilykinz200's birthday. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
It is Christmas Eve, the castle is deserted and Harry and Draco are trapped under a piece of charmed mistletoe from Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes which won't let them go until they have kissed. HP/DM ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Missed Trains by Ijustwantyoutoknow reviews
What happens when Albus and Scorpius missed the Hogwarts Express on it's way home? Where will the Potter's find their youngest son? Surely not in a broom cupboard with Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reborn by NippleFest reviews
Kisame, Sasori, Itachi and Orochimaru are all busy having a little bum fun. Suddenly, an intrusion happens out of Orochi's arse? Rock Lee? NO WAIT, JUSTIN BIEBER? Come join the fun, you Canadian fuck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
One Boring Afternoon by vinewood.princess reviews
One boring, stormy afternoon indoors, Blaise and Hermione decide to liven things up a bit. Smutty one-shot. 7th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Awaited Gifts by Shira Lansys reviews
Remus forgets to get Sirius a present for St. Valentines Day, and has to make it up to him in... other ways. Basically, I was just looking for an excuse to write Valentines Day smut. Warnings for slash and sex. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Intruder by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
In which Harry's first reaction is to hide in a closet and Draco only wants to continue looking around Sirius' room. HP/DM, with SB/RL on the side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ask Me a Question by beckybrit reviews
When Auror partners Harry and Draco get stuck in a cellar together, will a game of twenty questions reveal more than they were expecting? Rated M for sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After Hours by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus and Scorpius are stuck working on a holiday. Luckily, Albus knows a way to make things more interesting. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Trenches by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM They're auror partners, smoking buddies, wine mates, co-inhabitants of a snow filled trench somewhere in western Scotland, and they've had it with being cold. Written for hidinginmybones over at hdgifts on livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blood Starts Pumping by scarlettshazam reviews
What's left of Mysterion is what Kenny takes to conventions. While trolling the con for a reasonably attractive nerd to pick up, he runs into one Professor Chaos. Bunny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And a Plan Blows Up Again by Calypso C reviews
A kind of long-ish one shot of Albus, Rose and Scorpius's friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Melodies by amberpire reviews
- and Gumball thinks that somehow his very heartstrings are being stroked. ;Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee;
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,269 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee - Complete
One Small Change by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is depressed and angry, rebelling against his family and causing trouble. But when he meets the five year old son of their new neighbours, Sasuke's life changes as he finds himself watching out and caring for the lonely child with the golden smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Close Quarters by 11oyd reviews
Harry needs a roommate. Draco volunteers. Problems ensue, but at least Harry makes some good tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Serious Attachment by faithwood reviews
HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Covering All the Bases by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
Bella Swan is hopelessly in love with her best friend Edward but he only sees her as 'one of the guys'. Or does he? "Then I hit third base with Edward. In front of his mom's cookies." ONE-SHOT. Laughs, lemons, fun...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Catch A Sunbeam by spazmoid reviews
I had no idea what was happening to me. Just that every time you looked at me or even said my name I died... my heart forgot to beat, my lungs forgot to breathe .
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Kindergarten Goth, Ike B. - Complete
Control by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. There's only one person who can steal control from Harry. Literally. MATURE AND EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT. DETAILED WARNINGS INSIDE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Controlled Simulations by Juura99 reviews
When Sasuke woke up that day, he knew something was wrong. He didn't feel...in control. And when Naruto shows up feeling the same way, things take a turn for the...weird. What's happening to them? Yaoi SasuNaru T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Intervention by Makoto Sagara reviews
HPDM slash, During 6th year, the Patil twins decide that they, and the rest of the student body of Hogwarts, have suffered long enough from the rivalry between Harry and Draco. So, they decide to intervene - and then spy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Potty Mouth by valinorean reviews
Draco Malfoy is a Potty Mouth. It has absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter. :: Harry/Draco SLASH :: MATURE CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How To Be Blond by dark-night-sky reviews
AS/S slash. Scorpius finds himself spending Christmas with Al, and is taught the wonders of Santa Claus, 'special mistletoe', and just how oblivious he can be. Merry Christmas everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Louis.please.love.Armand reviews
Behind blue eyes lies a menace, and a lover...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Wonderland by Vendelin reviews
Christmas is a time for wonders, right? Even crazy things like Draco Malfoy actually falling in love with Harry too, or that the bloody house somehow gets properly decorated. Fluffy!Christmasfic. EWE. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Fairy Tales by Galadriell reviews
What would the Harry Potter characters do in the situation of, say, Little Red Riding Hood or Snow White? Give me prompts! One-shots. Contains everything from slash, AU, crack, fluff, smut, happily ever afters. Remus/Sirius, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,131 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Release Your Inhibitions by hpgirl4ever reviews
After a spell from Ron manages to hit Draco things get a little . . . complicated. Too bad Harry's caught in the middle of it all and Draco's not planning on giving up any time soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distractions by Lady Spezz reviews
He straightens up, towering over me, and I am aware of how much larger he is. Not only taller but wider. Thicker. Like it would take a gale to deter him instead of the breeze that so easily ruffled my carefully styled hair. ClairexJohn. Mature situations.
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Claire S., John B. - Complete
Kings Fall to Pawns by scarlettshazam reviews
On Friday night, Tweek drops acid, Craig wants to run away, and they both discover something interesting about each other. Sort of. Creek oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Ron's Predicament by WinterStorrm reviews
It's all the twin's fault, Ron is completely innocent of all blame.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Blaise Z., Ron W. - Complete
The Art of Stalking Scorpius Malfoy by Sara Holmes reviews
AS/S. The one where Ron gets it wrong about another Malfoy and ends up in an altercation with a doorframe. Written for the AS/S fest on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Solstice by PilithieN reviews
The Summer Solstice is a miserable time for Rapunzel. RE-UP! If you've already reviewed before, don't feel obligated to do so again.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Good Korma by ParsleyFeline reviews
In which Dave sexes up a curry.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Nicotine Grip by scarlettshazam reviews
Christophe is paranoid as usual about Gregory. Gregory reminds him not to be. Gregstophe oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Something Tastes Different by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig's twenty-second birthday is going horribly wrong - until he comes home, that is. Fluffy Creek smut for MrSuperZebra. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Of Autumn and Apples by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. The eight times that Draco Malfoy has almost-but-not-quite-life-changing encounters involving apples. Written for the daisy-chain drabbles mini-fest on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sex, Red Racer, and Oh the Normal Things by spazmoid reviews
Craig did not like the sound of any of punishment, and he knew he had to get out of these handcuffs... Although, the latter looked like it was not happening any time soon before the first.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Padfoot3456 reviews
For RoiyaruButterfly! Soriku. Sora gets mad, and Riku is called in to calm him down. Au.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Are the rumors true? by Genimai.Black reviews
Scorpius asked Albus a simple question, then James and Fred get involved."Shut up Scorpius. Now, I want you to hug me." "What?" Scorpius snapped. "No." I don't own anything related to Harry Potter. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Happy Cracky Birthday! by Juura99 reviews
It's Naruto's birthday! Hinata wants to give him the best present he could get, Kiba is traumatized, Sasuke contemplates postcards and Shino is just...there. Crack-fic, SasuNaru hints, ect. You have been warned! Birthday ficlet for Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Friends Don't Drug Friends by singingrain reviews
Sasuke is forced to take care of a sick Naruto and decides the best way to do this is to shove medication down his throat. Drugged madness ensues. Oneshot. Crack. NaruSasuNaru flavoring but not explicit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mission Time by Lady Lock reviews
Yuffie stalks Riku. Mission? Find out who this mysterious girlfriend is. Conclusion? Definitely not something or really someone she expected.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
First Time by Praevarus reviews
First times are stressful, especially when your boyfriend is very experienced. At least Harry knows that Draco will be doing all the work, so he won't actually have to worry about doing messing up. Right? HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mardi Gras, Mon Frére by YourConscience813 reviews
It's Mardi Gras! Beads are flying, jazz is playing, and a certain blond is very, very annoyed. Shouldn't Roxas just suck it up and enjoy the celebration? Maybe he needs a little help from a mysterious Jester? AkuRoku. Please Read and Review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Prince's best friend by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] Merlin gets himself turned into a cat, Arthur's befuddled, Morgana's bemused and intrigued, the knights somehow gets involved in this mess playing matchmakers and Uther is not amused whatsoever.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,504 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Written With Stars by jinxed-lulu reviews
What does Hermione see when reading between the lines of the relationship between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy? AU, EWE; HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Heights by Spaikd reviews
Fifty loosely related snapshots of an everyday romance. AxelRoxas, AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Afraid of Little Things by Juura99 reviews
Kiba deals with a cockroach while Hinata stands on a chair in fear, watching as the brave boy fights the icky little bug. But for all his boasting, even Kiba can get scared of some little things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
I've Been Missing You by Shira Lansys reviews
A Remus/Sirius ficlet. Warnings for slash obviously and a fluff overload. Honestly, there is more fluff in this fic than there is water in the oceans. I can barely believe I wrote this. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Second to None by Tofuu reviews
Roxas has always lived in the shadow of his twin brother, Sora. But Roxas never seemed to mind. In fact, he didn't want to come out of that shadow. Roxas/Axel. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Hexed by Praevarus reviews
Draco is convinced Potter has hexed him, since he feels funny every time the Gryffindor is around. But why does everybody keep laughing at him when he describes his symptoms? HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surviving A Birthday Affair by MariePierre reviews
It's Stan's birthday and the Broflovski's have let the boys use their cabin in the mountains to celebrate his birthday for the weekend. However, a storm may have them in a bit of a predicament. Style and Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Lovingly Insulting by Caelistis.Rydraline reviews
When Hermione manages to get Harry to learn another language with her, the only perk he sees is that he can at least insult Malfoy in front of some professors. But some other things are more easily said when no one else can understand you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hats, Cats, Tea and Frippery by Undercover Godmother reviews
Based on "Alice in Musicland", Gakupo now appears as the Mad Hatter, and Luka as the Cheshire Cat, who is determined to remain away from the annoying Hatter and those eggplant cupcakes he always wants to give her. Yuck! Question is, will she succeed?
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Luka M. - Complete
Sweet Aftertaste by olimakiella reviews
Once Harry finally gets Draco into his bed, he's not entirely sure he wants him to get out of it. Once Draco finally gets into Harry's bed, he isn't in a hurry to leave.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Life Is Over by NickiForDraco reviews
Harry is dragged to a game of truth or dare by Hermione and Padma. Little did he know that they had invited a few Slytherins along, Slytherins with blonde hair, stormy eyes and porcelain skin. Great.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wonderland of Fervor by Lissa.chann reviews
It wasn't the fact that he was a Slytherin or 'The Forbidden Fruit' per say. No no. . .none of that. It was the fact he was the release she needed. The 'touchy feely' type release. Lemon. BlaisexHermione. Small plot-less smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Switch by K-PopMangaLover1995 reviews
What if, one day, Naruto and Sasuke woke up as each other? WARNING: Yaoi. SasuxNaru or NaruxSasu? ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Simple As by ElGal reviews
Harry and the gang return to Hogwarts for their eighth year to take their NEWTs. EWE. M for sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,039 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Practically Family by DropsxofxJupiter reviews
Someone is flirting with Harry. Draco doesn't like it. Keep in mind - this is pure smut. Warnings: Possessive!Top!Draco Submissive!Bottom!Harry, Spanking, Toys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dreams, Rain, Go Insane by Brat-Child3 reviews
Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,525 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Kenny M., Butters S.
The Art of Wanking by Prince-Malice reviews
HPDM NC-17 SLASH, Continuation of "The Art of Seduction". Draco notices Harry watching him in the great hall and chooses to respond in a way the raven never saw coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Loving You by RaaiSesshyFan reviews
Harry still has his muggle habits with packing. So, what does Draco do? Tease him of course. Set when the two are already in a relationship. Fluff but hopefully not too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Prince-Malice reviews
HPDM SLASH NC-17, Hormones are raging, making it impossible for Harry NOT to notice how skillfully Draco eats his dinner. Sequel NOW POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Legs of Distraction by olimakiella reviews
Harry gives us his version of how Draco re-entered his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trustworthy by Unique Little Freak reviews
Harry and Draco must be good at keeping secrets if the teachers can't even pick up on the biggest secret of Hogwarts. Maybe some OOCness. Rated M for limeyness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distractions, Doodles & Dress Sense by anonwhat reviews
Draco gets distracted in the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Preparedness by olimakiella reviews
Planning the Quidditch World Cup Gala is not new to Draco Malfoy. This time around he's been given the QWC Liaison to make the work easier: Harry Potter. Draco seriously believes Potter has it in for him - and he does - just not the way Draco believes...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pull by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
"You should pull my hair."-"I don't think that's a good idea."-"I do. And it *is* my hair, y'know." Stan and Kyle are hanging out. Style, a bit cracky.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Spell of Love by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
Harry finds himself drugged the night he plans a fight with Draco. When Draco encounters Potter in a horny and defenseless state alone in his room, what is he to do? Take advantage of him, of course! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER AT ALL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,449 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sasuke and Naruto's Epic Sexy Adventure by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's first time, and the events that lead up to it. Prequel to Sasuke's Coupon Book, but can be read alone. Minor Neji/Gaara and Itachi/Deidara. Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Padfoot3456 reviews
Harry's been cursed by a necklace that has turned him into a cat, landing him in Magical Menagerie.Draco has purchased a strange black cat with haunting emerald eyes. Can they come together in this way, despite their past? Drarry. Rated for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fox and The Uchiha by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
Sasuke comes over to Naruto's to study, but Naruto messed up on a justsu while he was gone and now he has the sexy looks of a fox. It's Sasuke's perfect fantasy come to life...and he doesn't even hesitate to miss it. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO AT ALL!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dream or Reality? by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
This is my first attempt at uploading a story on here so if this is not good, my bad. I promise more, kinky stories in the future. This short one shot is about Naruto coming home to find Sasuke very, very kinky. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Magic by spazmoid reviews
Kenny was smiling at him with one of his more mischievous smiles. A smile that meant "trouble" to anyone he held interest in. In this case, it was trouble for Craig who was staring at the tail in Kenny's hand.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Intuition by Juura99 reviews
Completed prompt for xCastielsGirlx. Sasuke gets a message from Naruto late at night, and he knows that something is wrong. Damn intuition... Fluff and light SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth Or Dare by Shira Lansys reviews
A game of truth or dare gets out of hand, and Sirius ends up doing something that could change EVERYTHING. A truth or dare fic written on the request of xNomi. RLSB, RemusSirius, Slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Being Impossibly Impossible by ricetard reviews
Both Scorpius and Albus are hiding the fact that they're gay from each other. They're also drama queens enough to make a big deal about it when they find out. AS/S, slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Snow Storm by Shira Lansys reviews
Draco and Harry are on an auror mission in the Himalayas when a snow storm strikes. What's Harry supposed to do when Draco gets hypothermia? And what's Draco supposed to do when Harry starts doing inappropriate things in his sleep? Drarry Slash, Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sora's Aphrodisiac by 5sidedsquare reviews
Sora inherits a certain item. Confusion ensues. M for language and technical sexual content. SoRiku type. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
All those years outside looking in by Vendelin reviews
Albus has fallen in love with Scorpius after years of stalking him around the school by night. In secret of course. Or so he thinks, until this one night. Fluffy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Mice and Magic by Dark Satanic Mills reviews
"So you have a brilliant plan to get Albie into bed, except he's probably straight, and even if you get him there you won't know what to do with him?" When a sexy/desperate Slytherin comes to a painting asking for help, what's a girl to do? AS/S slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
You Were There at the End of the Day by ameo66 reviews
After a very frustrating and jealous afternoon, Sakura comes home to quite the surprise. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Monday Morning Madness by WhatAWildThing reviews
Clare has never dreaded mornings until now. The reason for her sudden discomfort? John Bender, of course.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Claire S., John B. - Complete
Something New by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
In which Remus wants to try something different and Sirius is a bit lost, as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Procrastination by YourConscience813 reviews
Axel will do anything to avoid working on his report. He needs a little bit of a distraction. Yaoi. Akuroku. Oneshot. Please Read and Review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Fuzzy Lemon by Partners-N-Crime reviews
...In which Axel and Roxas are planning to loose their virginity to each other... CRACK! Beware your sanity...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Clout by mickeylover303 reviews
Naruto wakes Sasuke in the middle of the night.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SAVING ROXAS FROM THE EVIL GIRLFRIEND! by LightTheWay333 reviews
What do you do when a Mary Sue threatens your favourite yaoi shipping? YOU BASH HER UP! A failed attempt at yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
All You Need Is Me by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
In which Sirius and Remus take a quick 'break' during James and Lily's wedding. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Afterschool Secret by CaptainBatBrain reviews
It's Senior year! So time to do the things you want to do, since your almost an adult an all... like make out with that really hot teacher! You know, before you graduate and stuff! For anyone in the Graduating class of '11!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bright White Noise by ricetard reviews
Blaise pursues Zacharias, Zacharias makes no move to stop him. Thus, lots of snogging, shagging, and awkward conversations occur. Blaise/Zacharias, oneshot, slash, "eighth" year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Fr333bird reviews
Merlin innocently bumps into Arthur in a deserted corridor, the collision has unexpected and pleasurable consequences. Contains adult content and slash. Mostly PWP, just for fun! Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Burning by TopHatGirl reviews
Kindergoth is now in highschool with a new alias, Shift. But the douch-y vampire kids are back, and no one knows why. He must stop this. But with all of his friends, er, allies in darkness, graduated, he must turn to an unexpected Canadian boy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Kindergarten Goth, Ike B. - Complete
Teenage Drama by xOwleX reviews
Riku wakes up one morning to find an unwelcome inhabitant on his face, and won't stop nagging Sora about it until they find a way to fix it. Who knew Cloud cared about his skin?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Most Pointless Story Ever by thestacatto reviews
A very short fanfiction based on someone else's review. I was forced to write it by my sister. THE ADVENTURES OF GREGORY, THE MOLE, AND SPRINKLEY GUMDROP FUCHSIAPUFF! It's so dumb. Go ahead and read? Swears, offensive jokes, sudden stabbing of unicorns.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Queerly Beloved by Shira Lansys reviews
Harry should have known it would be a bad idea for Fred and George to be the ministers at his and Draco's wedding. Somehow, it didn't really click until the ceremony had started... HPDM, a small amount of fluff, and a large dosage of humour. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forked by Jennypen reviews
Roxas sees a gorgeous man across the dancefloor, and finds himself spellbound... and then up to no good. Shameless AkuRoku for grown-ups. Might shock - it has icky parts!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tree House Truce by anonwhat reviews
Pansy makes her squabbling house guests sleep elsewhere. NC-17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sighs by Kit Marin reviews
Interpretting the few signs Itachi will give...Kisame should write a manual for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Scaredy Cat by CaptainBatBrain reviews
Horror Obessed Axel gets his dream job working as a monster for a haunt. Roxas gets a job similar, but he can't stand anything scary. Why did he even get the job? R&R Akuroku more.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Morgana Was a Friend of Mine by WinterStorrm reviews
Morgana's got her sights set on the new kid. Merlin just hates him - as far as he is concerned, Arthur Pendragon and his perfect face and perfect ass can take a hike. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Scream for Me by Courtanie reviews
It's Kenny's birthday. What better way to spend it than with a bad scary movie and the opportunity to feel up Kyle?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kukai in Wonderland by Miruki-Mimiko reviews
Kukai and Ikuto have been sharing the same Alice-in-Wonderland-based dream for around a week, playing the roles of Alice and Cheshire Cat respectively. By a weird coincidence, they both get new Shugo Eggs on the same day! What will hatch from the eggs?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,912 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Ikuto T., Kūkai S.
The Taste of Pie by starsinjars reviews
Because Axel cannot be trusted with silverware. Especially forks. Happy Pie Day, Everybody! Rated for cursing. And innuendo. Maybe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pencil Me In by LifesLover reviews
In a desperate attempt to save his failing business, Demyx decides to merge with the leading competition. He didn't expect his competition to be headed by handsome Zexion Zalman, one cool-headed CEO. Why does he feel like he made a deal with the devil?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Demyx, Zexion
Balloons by spazmoid reviews
All in all I knew I was weird, but this all seemed to be forgotten right then... You were talking to me.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Ike B., Kindergarten Goth - Complete
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bunny drabbles by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
100 word drabbles Made because finishing my Dip drabbles made me feel empty inside! :D
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
The Seme Uke Games by Tyranno's girl reviews
You've seen the Battle of the Sexes and the Battle of the Species... But the Battle of Semes vs. Ukes? Romantic-Comedy fic with different characters from different fandoms competing. Which side will you root for?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 194,472 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Vanilla Frosting by CupOPebbles reviews
When your birthday is on Valentine's Day, it just sucks. Or- does it? Axel is going to find out. Full of sarcasm and witty retorts! read on for some Valentine's Day fun! light lemon oneshot!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Seduction and Shakespeare by Courtanie reviews
Kyle and Kenny are practicing a Shakespeare poem and things get a little heavier than reading. Shakespearean is the language of love, after all. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Unkempt Desire by anonwhat reviews
Whatever kind of day it is, whatever style Harry's hair takes, the one constant is that Draco will be secretly fawning over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Want to Marry Sora! by Izaiazar reviews
"Sora, do you want to marry me?"... "don't you have to ask my daddy first?" ..."If I ask Uncle Cloud, then will you marry me?"..."Yes." Soriku , Akuroku ,Cleon ,and more.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - [Riku, Sora] [Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.]
Not in my Job Description by Juura99 reviews
Give me rabid animals! Give me crazy, psycho assassins! Give me BABYSITTING DUTIES! Anything...Give me anything!ANYTHING BUT THIS! Three-shot. Written in the same style as Peaceful. Sasuke POV. T for language. R&R if you dare!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Merry Christmas Indeed by Juura99 reviews
Gift Fic for SilverXStarlight! A very random one-shot! Inspired by much minty chocolate and other sweets. A short view on Sasuke and Naruto's Christmas with a few random suprises. Very random.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don We Now by stealth gato reviews
the song says "don we now our gay apparel" but what does that actually mean? Sasuke and Naruto contemplate... Merry Christmas guys, here's some butt smexing! YAOI LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dormiscere by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry can't sleep, Draco won't sleep. Harry can't stop staring, Draco won't stop running away. And Harry is starting to think that somehow, it's all connected...WARNINGS: mature themes and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dare by MizzRawrLovezYaoi reviews
Tweek is addicted to coffee. So what does he do to get back at Craig for teasing him with his desire? He gets even by doing everything he can to get back at him. R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke by kiiyu-sama reviews
Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overloaded by mickeylover303 reviews
Sasuke critiques Naruto's technique. During sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lollipop by MaruneKaite reviews
"It's not… that I hate lollipops," Sasuke sighed, thinking how he would say this to the dobe. "I just… like another flavor." SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Boundaries by MySpecialDream reviews
Pucca decides to try and not attack Garu with kisses and hugs for a whole month. Can she do it? I might change the title later on.
Pucca - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Apartment 402 by mickeylover303 reviews
The one where Sasuke suffers groping that spurs a midlife crisis he's too young for, Naruto gets locked out of their apartment even though he's not the culprit, and everyone else keeps making the same assumptions about the relationship they don't have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thunderstorm by lxlynda reviews
How ironic is it that the day of one of the worse storms Konoha has ever seen, Naruto wishes for his number one rival's house to cave in and it does? How ironic is it when Naruto decides to get revenge, Sasuke is one step ahead of him? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Another Way Out by Juura99 reviews
They were doing it again...Always arguing. He didn't want to listen anymore! The cool metal of the gun felt inviting. It was a way out... His phone rang and his best friend was there...Perhaps there was another way out after all?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Head Around You by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry's not entirely sure how he ends up kissing Draco Malfoy... Warning for bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With a Kiss, We Fall by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hogwarts Life Lessons by Indee reviews
James S. Potter is a devilishly handsome Gryffindor with a penchant for mischief. Smug and somewhat obnoxious, James' own mischief gets him into trouble when he ends up getting covered in a love potion. Next Gen, James/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - James S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Silence in the Library by darthvair65 reviews
Roxas is trying to concentrate on writing his paper. His iTunes comes up with a song that mentions 'cock' a lot, and it's all downhill from there. Axel/Roxas, for a prompt on my writing LJ
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Woah by Rokiri reviews
We all hate gym for a reason. Roxas just happens to have more then the evil coaches though. AKUROKU with side pairing as soriku. ONESHOT! Rated T for very minor swearing and because I felt like it ;p
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
What a Waste by Star Blind reviews
Roxas wants his boxers back. Now. AkuRoku oneshot/drabble
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Just A Room by kingdomxinxthexsky reviews
Roxas receives an embarrassing surprise when his cousin Demyx decides to come over early one morning.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Birthday Key by Juura99 reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and he's left watching the village celebrate the downfall of Kyuubi. He returns home, only to find that maybe, just maybe, his birthday isn't so bad after all. Birthday Fic- SasuNaru hints, fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brass Balls by LifesLover reviews
The Officer smirked as he leaned in close to Roxas' ear and whispered, "Let's make a deal... you let me do whatever I want to you, and I'll get you off." Roxas shivered in anticipation. How could he refuse? /AkuRoku/Happy B-Day, terra hotaru/NC-17/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Mreow by Courtanie reviews
Kenny loves cats, Stan's an animal-loving hippie. Give them a kitty-cat Kyle and what ensues?...Well it may not be this particular scenario, but it's sexier than the alternatives! Birthday fic for azngirlLH; M for a reason
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Sha la la la, My Oh My by Phantasmik reviews
In which Axel manages to piss off a wizard and gets turned into a poisonous frog. Roxas thinks it's hilarious, but ultimately decides to brave the poison and kiss the frog. An Axel/Roxas flavored fairytale.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Off the map by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Draco Malfoy knows something is not right in his life and starts to wonder if he's really cut out for high society living. It starts with cold coffee. It ends with Harry Potter. Warnings for sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,085 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Office Innuendos by FrankIeroRules reviews
The redhead seemed to light up at this as he said, "And you're asking me to help relieve the stress, yeah?" Akuroku, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Anything you can do by WinterStorrm reviews
Merlin gets fed up of hearing his dorm neighbour Arthur's rather loud amorous activities, so he decides to give him a run for his money. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hydrophilic by Courtanie reviews
Stan can't swim very well, so Kyle offers him lessons. It happens sometime between getting in the pool and the sex. But it's there. Somewhere.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Nose Milk by Sharmander reviews
Roxas Anderson is the head of the school while Axel Martinez is a huge freak with a troubled past. If that's the case then how come Roxas is telling Axel to be his boyfriend? Something isn't right, and it's not just the milk dripping out of Axel's nose.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,142 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Old Sayings by Juura99 reviews
Someone once told me that when you see your true love for the first time...well, time itself stops...They were right. SasuNaru in next chapter, AU, Sasuke POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lights Out by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Snape is fed up of watching Harry and Draco continue to fight so decides to do something about it. They call it a detention. He calls it an intervention. Either way, he's going to really wish he'd not got involved… RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Alphabetical by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. 26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Room Service by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Roxas and Axel both work the graveyard shift at Destiny Keys Hotel. How will Roxas handle things when Axel gets drunk and keeps harrassing Roxas for something for his hangover, and maybe a little something more... AkuRoku. Oneshot. Lemon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,380 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Gossip Mill by Sharmander reviews
"...everyone in the office thinks you should seduce Axel into giving us raises. Naminé told Pence, who told Hayner, who told me that she caught him staring at your ass once."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
First and Last by sirenxeno reviews
SLASH Christophe has always hidden his feelings for his partner, not wanting to complicate things. When complications arise anyway, he makes a choice and runs with it, no longer caring about the consequences. ChristophexGregory
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Things You Learn While Pretending to Sleep by Anya Urameshi reviews
It is amazing what you could learn when people think you are asleep. Akuroku with brief mentions of others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Pool by remnantxxx reviews
Axel wants Roxas to go to the pool with him to prove to some people that he does have a cute boyfriend. Roxas agrees, but what happenes when they get there? AkuRoku and Slash. Written for something on deviantart. Plus, lots of cussing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Imperio by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Draco would have been proud of just how fast he could curse, if it wasn't Harry Potter he'd just accidentally hit with an Unforgivable... WARNINGS: mature sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,035 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dental Quackery by damn expensive eggs reviews
Wow, this used to have an extremely unappealing summary. How do you properly summarize porn. Anyway, yeah: Craig/Tweek, quackery and poppycock, utter smut, sex, lemon, whatever you want to call it, there's dick. Two of them. This is a oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Draco in Wonderland by Indee reviews
Draco is tasked to clean out the Ministries book storage, and in the process stumbles upon Alice in Wonderland. Only the book is more magical than it appears, and soon Draco is stuck in a land that is quite... well, odd. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by CupOPebbles reviews
Sometimes being a pyro just plained sucked, but it could also be fun, it all depends on what side of the door your on. AkuRoku Major Lemon you've been warned. -hard yaoi-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi reviews
In a final attempt to prove their youth, and forever end their competitions, Gai and Kakashi bet on who can find love first. Too bad Kakashi decides to fall in love with the one chuunin he could never seduce. KakashiIruka Warning: There's YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,129 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Expeditions on the Nile by rambling procrastinator reviews
Albus Severus Potter doesn't know it, but the Sorting Hat is to blame for the events of a significant portion of his life. It's a sly, old hat after all. Sometimes, though, he suspects the fault might lie with Scorpius. Oneshot; complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Optimistic by Juura99 reviews
"Hey Sasuke?" "Hn?" "I love you." And once again he bolts. But I'm not upset. He does it all the time. I know he'll come back by tomorrow. He always does. And besides, I'm an optimist. Rated T for swearing. Fluff Naru/Sasu shounen-ai. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Peaceful by Juura99 reviews
"It's cold. Why is it cold? Oh, I remember now. It's because I'm dying, right?"...short, quick little thing. Naruto POV. Non-canon. Sasunaru. Rated M for bad language. R&R. Thanks! Third Part now up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Showers and Shenanigans by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. All Harry wants is a nice, relaxing shower during which he will most certainly not think about Draco Malfoy. Easy, right? Warnings for mature sexual content and rogue shampoo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by Juura99 reviews
Naruto works in a crappy job, gets a crappy salary and has pretty much a crappy life. But one thing makes it worth it. Sasuke. It makes it all worth it to see his face every day- WHAT THE HELL IS SASUKE DOING ON THE ROOF! SasuNaru. T for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Do I LOOK Like a Giant Teddy Bear? by TheCagedMassacre reviews
Kay! Very Slight Zukaang, since that's my favorite paring. Anyway, this is during the time in Book 1, when Zuko has temporarily caught Aang in the Avatar State. Yeah. I figured since Zuko gets everything taken away from him he needed some humor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
With Enough Syrup to Drown a Toddler by Ellipsis the Great reviews
"Enough syrup…to drown a toddler." "…I've never actually TRIED. Although I've been tempted a few times when Olette's nephew—no, wait. I'm pissed off at you. Go screw yourself." Seiner. Commission fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Hello, ChibiKage! by Juura99 reviews
Prize fic for Furubarox2. Ino was trying out a new technique, and Naruto was the volunteer. But something went wrong and now Naruto is a...chibi? Can Sasuke and the village resist the most adorable Hokage they've ever seen? Fluff, shounen-ai,SasuNaru R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just doesn't make sense by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Ron just doesn't get why Harry can't get on with Draco Malfoy. If he can, surely anyone can, right? Warnings for a bit of sexual content and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mother Hen by Juura99 reviews
It's a beautiful day in Konoha. Sakura wants to have lunch with her teammates and Iruka-sensei. However, what happens when Iruka finds Naruto and Sasuke in a...questionable situation? Will he allow it to continue, or will his mother hen side rule? Yaoi SN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trouble with octopi by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Yesterday, Harry Potter would have said it was a great idea to turn Draco Malfoy's office into an aquarium...Warnings for sexual content, swearing and sea creatures.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ways You Make Me Love You by Juura99 reviews
Just a short drabble of SasuNaru sweetness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. A rather daft but fun one shot follow up to State of Mind: Draco still needs the occassional push from Harry...warnings for very bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Show Me Yours by Tyrotoxis reviews
Stan goes through some of the most ridiculous things just to satisfy his curiosity. Style. Rated M for graphic smut!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Unsanitary by Tyrotoxis reviews
Stan wants to experiment with something neither of them have done before, but Kyle has issues with it. Rated M for graphic smut!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
State of Mind by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shoelaces by mystic-angel1 reviews
Sora has an unnatural ability to tie his shoes in strange positions. Sora/Riku. Post KH-2.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Pleasant Studies by hpgirl4ever reviews
Albus Severus Potter, Gryffindor, studious learner, and harnesser of a not so secret crush on Scorpius Malfoy. What happens when Scorpius encounters Albus in the library, and has more delicious study subjects in mind? giftfic for insubordinateGryffindor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Banana by flaws-and-all reviews
"Kenny tapped Stans leg and he opened his eyes and stared into mine. I felt myself heat up. I've never seen anything so attractive as my love look me in the eye as I was about to eat a banana."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Oh, shut up by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Like hell is Draco going to trust Harry to keep his mouth shut. Warnings for silliness, bad language and bickering.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Strawberry Jewcake by Courtanie reviews
BEST TITLE EVER. Ken goes over to Kyle's house and there are strawberries. We all know what those do to people. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
All the Time by spazmoid reviews
"You're doing it again." "Doing what?" "Staring at me."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Beasts by Kokolo reviews
Mostly an excuse to poke fun at a certain mercenary's one and only identifiable weakness. Well... two weaknesses. If you count Gregory. -Gregstophe at the tail end. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
In which Roxas is bored by wassar reviews
Roxas wants Axels' attention, but what's this! Axel is reading? Oh my, what ever shall our adorable blond do! warnings: this is PWP don't like, don't read, AkuRoku. please review Added a second chapter, so it's upgraded from one-shot PWP to two-shot PWP.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
That's How You Get Someone to Fix Your Car by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Gregory and Christophe are stuck in the middle of the desert because their jeep broke down. M for lemon, pistol whipping and sniper shots abound.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Resistance is Futile by olimakiella reviews
The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vertical Surfaces by olimakiella reviews
Harry relishes in the rewards of his kink
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bet by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco have a friendly wager about Harry's ... stamina. This one's in first person, folks, FYI. A birthday gift for a few lovely Pisces ladies. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taking Back the Number of the Beast by monscandal reviews
Ike is pretty stupid for a genius, and Kindergoth is a lightweight in combat boots.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ike B., Kindergarten Goth - Complete
Praxis by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Gift Drabbles 2009 by michelerene reviews
Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Go Elf Yourself by Light Within Darkness reviews
AU. Twas the month before Christmas...and Sora's got a new, very interesting job at a department store, Roxas can't get away from the crazy redheaded neighbor, and a certain Santa Claus can't keep his eyes off a cute brunet elf. SoRiku, AkuRoku. GiftFic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,807 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Cinnamon Intervention by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Kevin/Ben SLASH. This was written for a friend and the cinnacult on Livejournal. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Smokescreen by xErised reviews
Draco felt his world flip upside down when he realised that he had turned Harry Potter blind. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Birds And The Bees: M by music-is-luv reviews
Version 2.0; "So then," Aang began, "what IS sex?" She snickered. "This is the guy who saved the world?" First lemon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gladly Go To Hell by shipet100 reviews
It was a known fact that most of the youth of Twilight Town, was in fact, going to hell, and Hayner wouldn't have it any other way. Lemon written by FinalFallenFanstay. SeiferXHayner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Check Yes by music-is-luv reviews
Aang likes Zuko, but now that he realizes this, he suddenly loses the ability to speak in Zuko's presence. So, he writes a note. Just fluff. Sequel is up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by music-is-luv reviews
Zukaang! Sequel to Check Yes, but you don't have to read it. "Aang opened and closed his mouth once, twice, and then seemed to gather himself up. 'Zuko, what's sex? '"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour. Rated for some swearing. Drabble-ish. When Sasuke needed a place to stay, Naruto hadn't even hesitated in offering to share his place. But when he woke to Sasuke spooning him, he began to harbour some second thoughts over the situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rescue by The Evil Duchess reviews
Just a little Bunny oneshot. Butters saves Kenny from the path of a large automobile. R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bubble Of Doom by roxas-for-president reviews
When Axel invades Roxas's bubble, things get violent. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elevator by sydneybell24 reviews
For terra hotaru. AkuRenoRoku. When Reno insists on a shopping trip with his brother, things get interesting. Especially when the elevator breaks down. Lemon, threesome.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chemistry by MappedOutMayhem reviews
Kenny understood anatomy thanks to Butters, now he had to learn the wonders of chemistry.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
NEt History by roxas-for-president reviews
Cloud didn't know what he expected to see when he clicked on the icon. But it sure as hell wasn't this! LXC Yaoi Lemon content
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Simply Delicious by Sami-Band reviews
AkuRou ONESHOT. Rated M. Axel and Roxas are having a general conversation. "I think you'd look hot with a tattoo." "I dont care what you think." "Tattoos are sexy." Funny how such a simple conversation can trigger off so many incidents. Summary sux
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
For the Honor by Lyndotia reviews
Oneshot, light salad of fluff and crack. Garu's life is motivated by honor, and he's proven on many occasions that he will do whatever is most honorable. But is honor really his only motivation?
Pucca - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Seduction is a Tricky Art by Michele-bell reviews
Axel shows us a step-by-step process of how to seduce his boyfriend Roxas. He's got it down to a scientific method pretty much. AU. Oneshot. AkuRoku for uruwashii uso!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Camera Never Lies by Sami-Band reviews
Akuroku Oneshot. Dedicated to terra hotaru. Axel works in a chemist. A too hot chemist with no air conditioning and he's bored. Luckily for him an even hotter blonde customer is just as equally bored and willing to help him out. Story is better. M rated.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Flu by sydneybell24 reviews
When Roxas gets sick, Axel immediately goes to his side to help. But when Demyx and his boyfriend come over to watch Grease, how exactly will the night go? AkuRoku, Zemyx. Yaoi. Really, it's just pure fluffy fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Happy Birthday by sydneybell24 reviews
Roxas has always hated his birthday. Can a certain perverted red head change that? Warning: Anal/Prostate Play, Bondage, Rimming, Light Spanking, Toys and very hot man sex. Akuroku and other pairings. Mindless smut. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Match Maid in Heaven by Bookoholic reviews
Naruto Uzumaki desperately needs a job over the summer; what happens when he gets accepted as a servant in the Uchiha house-hold? SasuNaru, implied NejiGaa, Yaoi, boyxboy, slight bondage, and cross-dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Axel's day of fun by SapphireElric reviews
Axel is bored. Roxas is nearby. Axel senses the perfect opportunity to have some fun. Akuroku yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Rated M to be on the safe side for some language and sexual references.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Anna Fugazzi reviews
The Auror Corps provides Harry with a profession that's highly dangerous, demanding, and glamorous. Except when it's not. No babies were babysat and no Icelanders were harmed in the making of this fic. Tents may have been traumatized.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sunspots by dracosoftie reviews
Tired of listening to Harry and Draco fight -- when it's evident they want to do more than that -- Hermione and Pansy conspire to force the boys together. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,992 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus by Minnionette reviews
100 word drabble one-shot of Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott challenging the school motto.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Warmth by MaruSakura reviews
Being cold just sucks, good thing Butters is very warm. Two-shot Bunny fluffy-ness and rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Little Monsters by Sami-Band reviews
An Akuroku oneshot for Halloween Yes I know its late ... Axel never really believed in monsters... especially cute little blonde haired ones that creep out from under his bed... Rated M for obvious reasons.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Anger Management by FallingInTheOcean reviews
Roxas needs anger management. Who better to cure him of his violent nature than Axel? AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Interrupted Indifferences by tmntyyh reviews
Sometimes, Cloud's blonde-ness really frustrates Reno... Sometimes. Warnings inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Kiss Me, I'm Irish by benevolent-apocalypse reviews
Why? ‘Because I gave you a blowjob, and I want something in return? Because I want to taste more of you? Because, when you kiss me, I see how much you care about me, and feel how much I love you?’. His reply was shaky and weak. “B-Because I’m Irish?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Welcome to the Creepy House by KH Pwns My Soul reviews
Riku's just another fat kid covered in chocolate. Sora's your neighborhood nymphomaniac. No one know's Axel is really a man, and Roxas has...nekomimi and ever present sunglasses! Everyone knows that love is already just one kinky disaster away from obl...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, He Didn't by InformalSpoofer reviews
Aang wanted to show Zuko a neat trick, but Zuko's one-track mind made it backfire. ZukoxAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Cherry Lips by LifesLover reviews
As the redhead's hand slid up Roxas' thigh and under his skirt, Roxas realized that he'd reached a dilemma. Somehow, he was going to blame this on Naminé. /AkuRoku for terra hotaru. Happy Birthday! Based on Garbage song of the same title/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cerulean Blue by Anna Fugazzi reviews
When Potions Professor Draco Malfoy has an accident that costs him the last four years of his memory, Harry Potter, with the grudging assistance of Severus Snape's portrait, is the only one who can help him. Co-written with scrtkpr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,679 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Restaurant by Mamotte Ageru reviews
Axel works at a restaurant. Roxas is a student at the school on the opposite side of the street from the restaurant. Oh, and Axel is a Roxasphile. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veritaserum by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sugar Rush by LifesLover reviews
To Axel, Roxas was like sugar. Not in the way that the acerbic, sarcastic blond actually was pure spun sugar, but that he went to Axel’s head like a sugar rush and gave Axel a high that lasted for days. /Companion fic to Triple Dog Dare You. For 8/13 day/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
LolOhEmGeeJkJkNmTtyl8r by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Poor Kenny is sick. To make him feel better, Butters sends him a text. However, he is a bit… well, he’s the stoopid, adorable Butters. Fluffiness and Bunny!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Sad Ramifications of Being a Sparkly Vampire by faithwood reviews
As all vampires, Draco is afraid of sunlight. Parody. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot. Tongue-in-cheek Twilight references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Another High School Musical by music-is-luv reviews
Sora and Roxas. 17 year olds seniors. Best Freinds. Loveable little students. Riku and Axel. 18 year old seniors. Best Freinds. Badasses. Hmm...Rated T for language and, uh, other stuff. Yaoi.RikuSora AxelRoxas. Humour. Stupidity. Manly Peutunias Of Death
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,462 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sora, Roxas
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rope Burns by TenshiXXX reviews
Team Gai is captured. Neji is chained to a bed while the others are put in a cell. He waits with quiet resignation until Gaara arrives. The Kazekage takes one look at Neji's predicament and...well, it is Gaara afterall. GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Ikura by OrigamiPrayers reviews
An AkuRoku oneshot. Although he still doesn't know how Axel gets the munny for ice cream, Roxas finds out just how much it is going to cost him to have a taste.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
How to Kiss a Girl by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Post Western Air Temple:: Aang is confused about Katara and feels she doesn't like him because he's bad at kissing. So he goes to Zuko for help.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Red Rocket Racer by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Craig has two loves in his life: His dog Stripe, and Red Racer. When his loves are thretened he goes to who else but Tweek. CraigxTweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,027 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] [Clyde D., Token B.] - Complete
Um, Whoops? by ManhattanWitch reviews
The typical Harry Turns Into A Cat- hopefully with a twist. Pre-slash, Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Follow the Dragon by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Blood and Fire by OrbThesela reviews
He demands to use her book, she offers to share. He's a Slytherin, she's a Gryffindor, they are so different, but nearly the same. Can he bring her the fire she craves? AU oneshot, rated M for language, adult themes, violence and sexual scenes. BZ/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Being Jessie Carmichael by faithwood reviews
No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Is What You Get For Saying That Word by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Well, how was he supposed to know that calling Granger what she was would make Harry that angry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Contradictions by Yami B666 reviews
Damned if things couldn't get any weirder between them. [SeiferHayner oneshot, contains lemon.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
For Roxas by Evantis reviews
Sora can feel Roxas, crying out for Axel. He tries to make one last kiss possible. [Akuroku, LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Tokyo-Rose2006 reviews
When Axel is drunk, things happen. And when Xigbar is drunk, WORSE things happen. But when Demyx and Roxas challenge Luxord to a poker game...Things can't possibly get worse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Prefer The Real You by TenshiXXX reviews
Neji performs the Sexy jutsu. Gaara gives his opinion on the technique. Featuring feminine,prettyboy!Neji and Superseme,perverted!Gaara. Don't read if you are teetering on the brink of insanity, because this will push you over the edge. GaaraNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Dirt by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I am a teenage boy by Xemmy reviews
Roxas has issues with being the youngest of the members for certain reasons. And Axel...Axel is at the wrong place at the right time. AkuRoku always better than it sounds. randr
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Play With Me by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Naruto is in a band and notices an interview that he wasn't invited to in a magazine. He discovers some interesting things about his friends, most particularly, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Avatar and his Cat by Vampirehelsing reviews
HanChan. A sorceress turns Zuko into a cat and tells him he'll remain that way until he finds his true love. Will he discover his love among Aang and his friends? Not as strange as it sounds. ZukoxAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Bondage by ladywolfTerri reviews
Kiba, being tired of his friend Naruto still being a virgin, comes up with a new idea! Now exactly why did Naruto let Kiba tie him to a bed?.! and who is the mystery lover!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Man Named Genma by FastForward reviews
Genma is perverted. Kakashi and Iruka are being naughty. What more could Genma want?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
People I Hate To Not Mind by a quirky little tune reviews
Sasuke has a list named 'People I Hate To Not Mind'. Naruto's not on this list. And for some reason, this is an incredibly disheartening revelation to the blonde. Slight SasuNaru. Yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 5,994 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mating Season by drace-hunter reviews
[narusasu]paired fic with Vet Trip. A lemonish fic but not really that bad. kitty love. ...or heat... whatever...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vet Trip by drace-hunter reviews
[narusasu][kakairu] Sakura takes her pet sasuke to the vet. short oneshot in response to challenge Teen just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fox for Christmas! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] Naruto was having problem finding a present for Sasuke. However, little did he know that the Uchiha only wanted him for Christmas. Then Kakashi came to the rescue! But umm…it was not what Naruto had expected to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Jutsu by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are out on a late night mission, Sasuke decides to liven things up. Sasunaru MM Yaoi and Graphic lemon. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blue and Inexperienced by Scarlett Witch reviews
When Sasuke tries a summon Jutsu, it all goes horribly wrong. Sasukes turned into a dog and Naruto's the one to find him! SasNaru Contains Yaoi. Now Completed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,804 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tis the Season by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Naruto in heat! I know i know, everyone does this, but its like the drunk sasunaru ones. Everyone has to do at least one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/15/2005
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Slightly Ecchi Adventures of Rock Lee by solderini reviews
Tomorrow night, Sakura wants to make Lee into a man! Knowing this, our hero prepares himself for the trial ahead in his own special way! [[SakuLee, NejiTen]] Probably rated too high, but better than too low, I think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sanitation by Glow reviews
Blaise and Hermione are flatmates. Blaise is a little quirky. Hermione is a little oblivious. Boy!BlaiseHermione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Danger of Rumors by Passo reviews
{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Fine reviews
Butters has an episode.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Butters S. - Complete
Are You Always This Honest reviews
KinderGoth's day is ruined when Ike intrudes to ask him for help. But when a boy asks you if you could help him with his new 'curiosity' for those in the same gender, how are you supposed to react? Rated M for future chapters, the boys are in highschool
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kindergarten Goth, Ike B.
Shh reviews
Sometimes when we're lost, drowning in the sea of our pain, we only need a reminder that somewhere in the world, we are the sunshine of someone's life.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The Front Seat reviews
Kyle has a tendency to sit with me in the back seat. I can tell you, from memory, exactly what would happen. STYLE just a cute little thing
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Do With Me What You Will reviews
Kyle's lover has many conflicting emotions. So many things stopping their ability to love as much as they dream to. -A letter to Kyle that he will never read. Kyle/Anyone
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete
Need a Little Cheering GregStophe reviews
"What If" -GregStophe. Christophe is doing something odd again. As amusing as it is, Gregory begins to feel uneasy, especially since the guy won't look him in the eye. -Christophe/Gregory total fluff!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Kissed by an Angel reviews
Butters feels lost. Kenny is here to help him find his way, whether with his strangely open heart, or with the bright white wings hiding behind his back. Kenny&Butters Romance/Hurt/Comfort/Humor
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Need a Little Cheering Creek reviews
"Truth"-Creek. Tweek is hiding the trouble he's going through. How can Craig get Tweek to tell him the truth, and to finally let him help with the pain? Tweek, a full cup of coffee, and Craig's undefeated love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
In My Head reviews
Kenny can't get someone out of his head. Starts out sweet, but apparently Kenny can't contain his naughty side. Crack. BUNNY, Kenny&Butters. Rated M because of Kenny's naughty side. Hehe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Kenny's New Favorite Treat reviews
Kenny shares his new favorite treat with kyle. M for inappropriate...things.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Naruto's Hungry Morning reviews
Naruto is so hungry, he can barely see straight. When did Sasuke get here? short, to the point, and a little game ; please read top author's comments before reading entire story - sasuke/naruto...there's cussing Just a fun little thing :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Care reviews
A beating, a doubt, then tears and a hug. Sasuke knows what to do. fluff, sasuke/naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Very Short Style reviews
Just as the title says. Very silly and simple. Kyle saw something he would have really rather not, and Stan is trying to figure out what. STYLE stan/kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Need a Little Cheering Style reviews
"Poor Thing" - Style . Even though Kyle invited him over, Stan has only been sitting on the bed while Kyle does his Math homework. But why the hell is Kyle working three weeks ahead? a lot of cussing, STYLE its own
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Need a Little Cheering Dip reviews
"With You" -Dip... Damien comes home to find a crying Pip. Very FLUFFy - DIP 3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
I'll 'Help' You reviews
"Butters, never fight with the man holding your dick. Just do it." M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Need a Little cheering Bunny reviews
"You're Amazing" -Bunny... Butters needs a little cheering after a terrible week. BUNNY, maaajor fluff
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Thunderstorms reviews
Butters in bed, keeping himself distracted with the thoughts of a certain boy... BUNNY, fluff, torn between T and M, but I'm probably worrying too much
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete