Hey everyone, been awhile since I've last been on the site: that's all gonna change I'm the next few days though. Yup, Blazelord is returning! Though I'm not sure which stories I'm gonna focus on first, Summoner Mage amd the Chosen One is going to be my top priority, since it's the best quality one I have at the moment: the others are gonna get a serious rewriting to get em up to an acceptable quality.

Though to address where I've been, well...I don't want to go too in depth, but everyone I kept waiting deserves to know why, Ne?

Since I've last updated, I've had my parents divorce, with my dad hell bent on getting my mom thrown in jail, a family member attempt suicide, had a girlfriend who had i was close to proposing to cheat on me numerous times, was almost killed in a crash with a semi driver due to my breaks fucking up wnile i was driving, my dad get into a rather fast moving relationship while HE WAS STILL LEGALLY MARRIED, had a close friend succeed in a suicide attempt, have gotten a job with some erratic hours, lost access to my usual program I use for writing stories, and have been working on a real book(got writer's block though _

So yeah, my stories are gonna be being updated again soon, and I have a few ideas on some other stories I wanna do, mainly mass effect, dragon age, DBZ, sekirei, and undertale. I'll be happy to get back to doing something that I love so much. Hopefully I don't dissapoint anyone with how they turn out, though if it goes a way I'm happy with it, F* the haters.

Will update the rest of my profile at a later date :p

My Real name I won't post (for now)

My Favorite thing to read is anime(Naruto specifically)

My 2 top anime favorites are Naruto and Bleach

Also, My Favorite category is Adventure/Romance (It's The best)

Favorite characters from Naruto

Naruto (Of Course)

Kakashi (Perv!)

The Akatsuki (Not Deidara though)

The Hokages (R.I.P SOB :( )

Now Least Favorites

Kankurou (What's with The Makeup???)

Sasuke (You !$ Traitor!!!!!!!!)

Orochimaru ( *Cough* Homo! *Cough*)

The Sound Four (HaHaHa! You were kiiled by Genin! HaHaHa)

Kabuto (...Chills...)

Favorite Couples

NaruIno (Blondes have more Fun!)

NaruHina (So Cute!)

Basically anything non yuri or yaoi (Yuri is okay, Just not my favorite)

Favorite Bleach characters

Ichigo

Chad

Yoruichi

Soifon

Ikkaku

Renji

Characters i Hate

Aizen

Gin

Tousen

Byakuya

The Espadas (With a few exceptions)

Favorite Pairings

IchigoxYoruichi

IchigoxNel

IchigoxHalibel

IchigoxTatsuki

If you think Sasuke Uchiha should die, read this funny comic that my friend thought of!

DING DONG!

Sasuke: I wonder who that could be?

Sasuke opens the door for a mailman

MM:Special delivery for Sasuke Uchiha!

MM hands the package to Sasuke

Sasuke opens it, and finds an unknown object (Double Barreled Shotgun)

Sasuke: WTF?! What is this?

MM: A candy shooter!

Sasuke's eyes gleam, and he hands the gun to MM

Sasuke: Shoot it! Shoot it into my Mouth!

MM: Okay!

MM cocks the gun and puts it in Sasuke's mouth

SHPLIT! Sasuke's headless body falls to the floor

Blazelord/MM: HAHAHA! You're a fag, Uchiha!

Put this on your page if you support anti-douchke

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just prove you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

One on my right elbow, got shoved by one of my cuz's friend and cut it on a nail, then my dad scared the shot out of him(he's a body builder.) Hard to see but there.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Big penguin poster and paint. Used to have a dart board

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

Nope, but I can remove the sheets from my bed while sleeping

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Country, Classic Rock, certain heavy metal, basically anything not rap or JB

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

Real early in the morning

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

A Sword. Nice, clean and sharp. Did I mention shiny?

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

Childhood innocence and pwning my friends in halo 2

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

Harry Potter DVD and Book collection my grandma got me, or my awesome dragon statue

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

about 5'9, 5'10

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Not as long as I can see.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Overactive imagination Scary shit= Freak-out mode

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

A girl I like

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

No clue.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Blonde or Black hair, Blue eyes, mainly.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

I see myself PROPOSING at... idk haven't really thought about it.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Apples. Work better then both

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Sausage and pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Ultimate mega chocolate sundae. Diabetes plus dentures just by lookin at it

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

First I remember is my dog Bo my Dad got for me. First ever, Baby blanket

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

See #12

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

no

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

If I had to pick, American Eagle

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Two Dogs, a cat army, and about 30 pigs

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

In order; Shi Tzu, Some Hunting Dog mix, No clue on cats, and mixed

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

As long as they kept my memory close

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Do something special for them.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

3.141592654

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

Blondes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

My Cuz

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

My sister, or people continuosly asking the same question

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Nope, but first stop is Japan or Germany; gaming capital or ancestors' homeland

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Upset women. Dear God I break faster then fine china in a rodeo

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Nope

37. FIRST JOB?

helping my dad build a wash rack for our pigs

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Nope

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

I got back from The YMCA

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

nope, almost had to have it for a kidney stone though. Passed it even though it was too big.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My comedy routine

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

No

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

A Sword, preferably one from a game I've played. Energy Sword Anyone?

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

3

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

No

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Yes, cause it gives me hope

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Whatever I buy, I'm not picky

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

I can read it so yes. People say my cursive is divine even though I hate using it

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Bologna

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

stuttering, procrastination, and Day dreaming

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

None, don't have any.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Yup.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Nope, but they can help in relationships

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Evil daydreams or shooters. I have a mind that could scar children for life

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

Fairgrounds where I live

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Dinosaur toys.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

None, sadly don't have one

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

I ain't ashamed to admit it.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

yes, but it's sometimes hard for me to get

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Mashed potatoes

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

A pure soul/aura. Cliche but true

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Buzz, White Urkel, Big man on Campus(my older sister)

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

Five Finger Death Punch or Breaking Benjamin

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Paranormal witness.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

idk

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Cookies and Cream

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

yes, almost lost a pinky though.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

Yesterday

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

There WAS a 64.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

85, But I wasn't the one driving.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

If they want, sure

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

My daydreams count?

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Gatorade(H2O!!!Gatorade!H20! Water sucks, it really really sucks)

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Cuz

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

Depends how close I am to them

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

Dragonfly

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

MY ENEMIES!

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

June(My Birthday!)

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

Gemini

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Black like the night

86. EYE COLOR?

Blue or green, depends on who's lookin. I say Blue or Sea Green.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

McDonalds(I'm lovin it!)

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

Depends on what kind

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

That I paid attention to? Paranormal Witness, otherwise Survivor.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

Christmas Day.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

No

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Neither

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Why not both(wiggles eyebrows)

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships, I'm not a pig. I should know, I help raise pigs.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Fire Emblem Awakening

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

A suzuki

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

None at the moment

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Friendzone after muther-frikin friendzone, although I can literally charm almost any girl. I have a sharp silver tongue I don't use much.Once got a girl after me in an hour after one conversation, all by accident. She didnt live near me though so I didnt go for it.

guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.