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Joined 09-10-10, id: 2533854, Profile Updated: 11-09-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Name: Spiderwick

Age: 16

Gender: m

Location: Somewhere

Fav. Manga: Deathnote

Fav. Anime: Yakitate! Japan

Fav. Quote : Time is gold

Dislike: Annoying

Patience: Not long enough

Like: Many

Review: I may say things that I don't do..but I believe that's what reviews are for, to state your opinion and feedback...

Thoughts about the naruto-communities: they are making me crazy

Thoughts about power ups: As long as it is reasonable, then why not?...seriously, I'm tired of many people flaming powerups..firstly, this is fanfic, secondly, IDC if it is your beloved character being pummelled, and finally, shut the fuck up, many people also like it..

Thoughts about Naruto canon: Au is better, and I don't like a weakling Naruto. I've had enough of him..and a weakling naruto is also the childish persona who likes to brag about his dreams etc..and really, it is annoying...I wonder when I will be able to read darknaruto fics...

Thoughts about pairings: Nothing really, as long as it suites the story...or better yet, don't put one..please restrain yourself from pairing the pukable...

Thoughts about authors who think they're mighty: You're not mighty unless you succeeded on satisfying different readers of different genres of different likes and of different dislikes,if not...don't brag

Thoughts about yaoi/slash/yuri: I really don't care. I am here on fanfic to read amazing STORIES, yeah, i mean the plot, the setting and the characterization, not the characters, themselves...

Thoughts about femboys: I have no idea why in the hell's world are they implementing that femboys are non-yaoi. Whether you want it or not, it is a yaoi, you just made the boys into girls but nothing changes their true sexuality from the canon...you dislike yaoi but you do not dislike fems...well, i don't know what to say...really...

Thoughts about changed naruto-names: why do you have to change the name? I can actually guess that the reason behind this 'thing' is the desire to create a new character while being subtle...oh well, that's what i only think.

Thoughts about femkyuubi: I can't handle it...It is just soo wrooong...

Thoughts about non-cannon team 7: I don't read them...unless it is worth it.

Thoughts about main OC in characters: If they are cool, thumbs up, if they think they are cool, please halt the whole story..

Thoughts about many OC: Again, if they are cool, thumbs up, if they are senseless, give them up

Thoughts about bashing: Bashing is awesome (yes, no matter how you turn it up unless my fav. characters are the ones who you make the 'bash'); it makes the whole story progress with absolute humour,well to be rather short, sometimes, it is VERY necessary to make unfriendly terms between team 7...that's that...

Thoughts about Naruto/oldies: eeeew...be disgusted people,I don't have the stomach to read it, albeit it is a time travel, or simply a mother...it makes me puke, not just makes me want to puke..

INTRO:

I am new, please be careful with my heart, baby or else I would be thinking of you, one love. I don't want to have a bad romance calling each other on telephone, stating our bubbly statements. They say, every single lady is complicated, which why they were called heartbreakers through the fire. I wanna lay you down in the bed of roses but i don't want to, really, cause we'll be doing eeniee meenie my ni moe to choose which room we should go and i guess i am really tired and a one time is just enough. Come on, let's leave on a jet plane, see the fireflies at the dark night. Chapter 1, end.

Something I found to answer:

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Naruto, Neji, Sasori, Deidera, Temari, Yamato, etc.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

None

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Either, it depends upon the story

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

No, no offence, but I think it is a waste of time, or rather, I am too busy doing something like that.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Huh?

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Goodness of Light...we live in the real world,

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

I never read this...

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

This too

9. Which team is your favorite?

None, all of them are foolish

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Yah...No...maybe...oh well...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

It is already established

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Sasori, he's cool

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Anti-sasuke: Most of the time, Pro: 5% of the time

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Not really, I read the manga

15. Have you read all the manga chapters so far?

Yah

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

The what?

17. Sub or dub?

Sub...I have a deficiency on hearing...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti...she's a waste of time...

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny...duh!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Hmmm...why don't I answer this after 10 years neh?

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Ugly nerd...ew...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

This too...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Weird...

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Itachi, yah...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

I'm here aren't I?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yah,

27. Do you like lemons?

If it has no plot, then no..

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Nope.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

No

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Nope.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

No

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

No..I suck at drawing...curse genes...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said "WTF is this?"

No...I am not that obsessed..

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Nope

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

I wonder if near and L are broke..

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Nah...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

This too

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?

nO

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Goodness of Light, is Orochimaru sexy?

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yah, many

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Nah...

RULES
● You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
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ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Are you?
2. Tall? Maybe
3. In your pajamas? It's morning
4. Left handed? No...

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Where?
3. Person to text you: Who?
4. Was today better than yesterday? Huh?

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 2
2. Color(s): blue
3. Fruit: pineapple
4. Place: Anywhere

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Nah
2. Are you happy? Nah
3. Are you sad? Nah
4. Are you bored? Yah
6. Are you nervous? Nah
8. Are you tired? Yah

ABOUT YOU:

Real name? It is a name

2. Nick names? Spiderwick
3. Eye color? Black
4. Zodiac sign? Leo
5. Male or female? I've already established this
6. Slut? Goodness of Light!
7. Smart? If I answer yes, that means I am boastful, If I say otherwise, that means I'm dumb, nah, too troublesome to answer. NEXT
8. Hair color? Black
9. Long or short? Short,neh
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats, it is a hot world.
11. Phone or Camera? Why should I choose?
12. Drink or Smoke? I drink water..
13. Righty or lefty? NEXT

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? No one,
2. First crush? No one
3. First pet? Dog
4. First big vacation? It is a place

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? I wish I have..
2. Drinking? Not thirsty
3. I'm about to: Answer
4. Listening to? Nothingness

5. Plans for today? I really don't know

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Not really looking for someone to annoy me
2. Romantic or spontaneous? NEXT
3. Sensitive or loud? NEXT
4. Hook-up or relationship? NEXT

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Why would I drink bubble?
2. Lost glasses/contacts? I neither wear any of them
3. Ran away from home? Not that stupid
4. Broken someone's heart? NEXT
5. Been arrested? Not stupid

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yah
2. Yourself? Nah
3. Heaven? Yes
4. Santa Claus? Nah
4. Love? Yah
5. Do you like someone? Nah
6. Do you believe in God? Yah
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Do you believe in me?

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Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,535 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
100 Days with Mr Stupidhead by kyria valkyrie reviews
What happens when 17year old Uzumaki Naruto accidentally throws a book at some rich, arrogant bastard's car? Well, he certainly wasn't expecting this... [main pairing: Sasunaru, and probably others up as well] [chapter 6 up! holybananasbatman!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 4,233 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Split by EdStargazer reviews
Orochimaru's seal in the Forest of Death has an unintended consequence. Instead of one Naruto, there are now two. Both claim to be the real Naruto but how can one prove it when that Naruto is a female. Chapter 8: Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,050 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 4,053 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Royal Dilemma by smartcat reviews
Prince Sasuke never expected anything from this visit to the neighboring kingdom. However upon his arrival, his eyes were drawn to a golden haired prince with sapphire eyes. Interestingly enough, those sapphire eyes had stared back. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,912 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Eyes of the Beholder by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
It goes beyond reason. Because Mikan just can't understand why Natsume Hyuuga doesn't want to be friends and everybody else can't understand why he always wears sunglasses. #32
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Whosoever doth Awaken the Demon by dagget reviews
Sasuke's kingdom is in peril, so he's on a quest to enlist the aid of Konoha's legendary Demon Prince. Naruto may not be exactly what he was hoping for, but just maybe he'll turn out to be exactly what he needs. M/M
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 4,681 - Follows: 1,696 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 2,857 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Inferno by hawkflyer667 reviews
What happens directly after Castle in the Sky. Short, sweet, and just a bundle of nothing-fluff. : PazuSheeta
Castle in the Sky - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
Greenthumb by violinmana reviews
Naruto has always loved plants. Maybe a little too much. Co-written with Kraken's Ghost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Princess by Little Minamino reviews
A 'Castle in the Sky' fic. After arriving at an inn Sheeta sees the extent of the damage to her hair for the first time. Who's going to help her when she breaks down? Pazu of course! PazuSheeta. Oneshot!
Castle in the Sky - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Time's Spinning Gears by Port in the Storm reviews
Minato, in the shinigami's stomach, sees what should have never been allowed to happen. Naruto, killed at 11 years old. The shinigami gives him a choice. Go into his son's body, and act as him, or remain as a dead spirit. Minato chooses the obvious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Minato N.
Variations On A Tune by HeyItsMJ reviews
Five times Pazu played his trumpet for Sheeta.
Castle in the Sky - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Tranquility by Angel-Chan reviews
Pazu and Sheeta. He likes the way the white petals contrast with her dark hair.
Castle in the Sky - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Uzumaki's War by Daystar Clarion reviews
Awakening from a coma, Naruto has to deal with a traitorous mind and a body bent on destruction. Sequel to Silence of the Damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,741 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Naruto U.
A Prisoners Silence by Windschild8178 reviews
Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
A Girl Worth Fighting For by PotoPerson reviews
Princess Sheeta is sick of the way Muska has been running the kingdom. So when he drafts a boy named Pazu for stealing a loaf of bread it's the last straw. So she dresses up as a boy to get her new freind out, and to defy Muska.[HONESTLY, I'M NOT SURE IT'LL EVER BE FINISHED]
Castle in the Sky - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
Monster by The Scrawler reviews
They molded him, shaped him into the very monster they were so afraid he would become. Then they mistakenly thought they could control him. Naruto-centric. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 887 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Duck Season by eftee reviews
Sasuke's jealous of a rubber ducky and Naruto's a potty mouth. SasuNaru, DuckyNaru. crack xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Full Circle by dagget reviews
Oh, the joys and sorrows of matrimony! Unless you can get out of the engagement...twice. sasunaru FINISHED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,428 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Aoginozomi Amanohara by Datenshi No Uzumaki reviews
AU,SasuNaru:: Now that things have changed for better or worse, Naruto is trying hard to find a place in this crazy world. With the help of her friends, she goes through many unexpected trials and tribulations... Hints of shounenai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 221,388 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
As Close As I Can Get To You by Taisi reviews
Kakashi held him through the rain, unwilling to let him cry alone. Kaka!Daddy/Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 143 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lack of Motivation by HarbingerLady reviews
Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,151 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Naruto U.
Art and Artifice by dagget reviews
Life hasn't always been kind to Naruto, but he's got talent and determination. He just wants to get into University but his quasi doublelife is about to cause him some difficulties. Itanaru, onesided sasunaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wrong Boy by Hollow Productions reviews
Every one always assumes that the curse of Team 7 carries on from Orochimaru to Sasuke, Tsunade to Sakura and Jiraiya to Naruto. But fates are never as simple as that. What if we missed the real threat to Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Quest for Truth by Shirohane reviews
Sasuke confesses to Naruto. Naruto reluctantly agrees to go out with him because he is afraid that Sasuke will go beserk if he rejects him. However, Naruto starts doubting his own heart when he slowly but surely grows fond of Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uchiha Senbei by Shaay reviews
Itachi found something more worthwhile than just testing his capacity. Sasuke, on the other hand, has an obsession far greater than avenging his clan. As for Naruto, well, he just wants a bed of his own. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tease by Stavi reviews
Lemon, Language, Yaoi. Sasuke teases too much, what is an innocent uke to do? Get Revenge. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Chance of Forgiveness by FastForward reviews
Naruto is a very forgiving person, this is true, but even the most forgiving people have their limits. SPOILERS. NO PAIRINGS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 188 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Secret by antagonistic reviews
[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto the Promiscuous Uke by S Girlie reviews
Life in the eyes of a horny uke. SasuNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ShinoNaru KibaNaru LeeNaru ...EVERYTHINGNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Battle for Dominance by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,227 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Illusions of Nightmares by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eat Me, Haunt Me by glitch and gremlin reviews
Gon and Killua have a significant discussion about cannibalism and metaphysical wonders. [one shot, KilluaGon]
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
Losing Innocence by Asty reviews
An unknown orphan's childhood is brought into new light, and truths that lie under the surface are revealed. Questions answered, theories presented, connections made. Not an AU. Naruto centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,593 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
Hidden Village Ninja Academy by Faraway4today reviews
[AU] Naruto had been forced to enroll in the Ninja Academy. He wanted to eat ramen and sleep. Instead he got hounded by weirdoes, ditched by his team and tortured by perverts. Not the best first impression.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
Melodramatic by glitch and gremlin reviews
Killua finds out that naive, clueless Gon already kissed someone before. [KilluaGon, one-shot]
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Complete
Distracted by glitch and gremlin reviews
Gon and Killua make a bet. But Gon gets distracted and...Killua takes that opportunity. [Killua-Gon, one-shot, pure fluff]
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
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Doubt reviews
Sinners will be punished. It was his promise to do so...AU, No pairing, mind numbing..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010
The Assassin reviews
Naruto would've thought that being a ninja is the coolest thing there is, but after realizing that there is more to the world, maybe, being a ninja is no fun at all...AU...GORE...SWEARINGS...NO PAIRING...OC'S...BASHING...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naruto U.