He tears through London like a madman and a thief, stealing bits and pieces from passers-by just because he can, walking into heavy traffic and emerging unscathed, trying to outrun his own shadow and sometimes succeeding.

Two cliches walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A collaboration between medusa20 and myself. Penny's daughter travels back to the year 2011 to enlist the gang for help in stopping an evil corporation from stealing technology.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

“Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.” The Pasadena gang goes to Philadelphia. So does the Scranton gang. This never should have happened. s&p friendship, dwight/angela, jim/pam, michael/blondes, unrequited oscar/raj, light language