TheUmbrellaSeller
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Joined 09-11-10, id: 2534256
Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock, Good Omens, Doctor Who, and Supernatural.
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Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Nicotine by Sidney Sussex reviews
Lestrade and Sherlock quit smoking. Sherlock handles it better than Lestrade. Pre-John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
World's Finest by peroxidepest17 reviews
The story of the Huntsman and the Last Son of Heaven, or the one where Cas is Superman and Dean is Batman and I am dumb.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
On Subtlety by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Straight on till Morning by Vescaus reviews
On the hunt for a killer, John can't help but think of Sherlock as the boy who never grew up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Brothers in Arms by Nialon reviews
Dean knows that Cas has given up everything. His family, his home, and his grace. Dean doesn't understand why, and his guilt continues to plague his dreams. But for once, Castiel does understand. Family don't end with blood.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Witches and Whiskers by Nialon reviews
Cas really has a knack for getting stuck with the most ridiculous curses.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Average Jimmy by Vampire Louis reviews
The decent from average to abnormal was surprisingly quick. An introspective take on Jimmy Novak and his observations of Dean and Cas and the sweet downfall that lead to their relationship. DeanxCas
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Gross Miscalculation by Allychik6 reviews
The first time Castiel ever saw Dean eat pie, he had an epiphany. It would have been much easier to get Dean out of Hell if he had known to bring pie. Why no one had thought to mention it, Cas decided was a gross miscalculation.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Castiel - Complete
A Little Consideration by kasey8473 reviews
Claire Novak shares a moment with Castiel while waiting to see her father for the first time in years. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Claire N., Castiel - Complete
Those Who Favor Fire by MissAnnThropic reviews
The first time Dean burned a body he was too young, but that was the story of his life.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Indelible by geminigrl11 reviews
How the boys came to carve their initials in the Impala. For the livejournal summergen fic exchange.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Taste Of Home by Vampire Louis reviews
Who knew a flat tire could lead to this?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just The Way It Is by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
It didn't creep up on them, nor did it appear in some almighty epiphany which resulted in their running into each other's arms declaring words of love and devotion. Rather, it had always been there, because that is just the way it was. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Break Into Me by applesandowls reviews
Dean is broken, and there's only one person who can put him back together. But it's not her. Dean/Cas. Some Dean/Lisa.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
After Hours by Loki's Scribe reviews
After the Apocalypse, Castiel gets a little drunk in a bar that turns out to belong to Dionysus, and the old god goads him into admitting what he wants. Implied Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Castiel - Complete
So I Took a Bus and Walked by Mousme reviews
In which Castiel takes the bus for the first and last time in his existence.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Castiel - Complete
The Universal Solvent by Gogol reviews
"Here's the thing about obliterating all flesh: it can take some time." Aziraphale and Crowley talk about some things and fail to talk about others while the Flood is still in the process of, well, flooding.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Chopsticks by Aegroto Dum Anima reviews
What is this guy's deal? Maybe it's just a language barrier thing. Maybe he's from, like, Croatia or something. Outside POV of Castiel. Set early S5. No spoilers. Told 2nd person.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Castiel - Complete
Toes Are Awkward by Otterling reviews
Short one shot inspired by a drawing from DeviantArt. Sam and Dean try to help Castiel understand the meaning of toes and why humans have them. Just for the sheer giggles. Complete lack of angst here.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Seven Deadly Days by Gogol reviews
In the week following the Apocalypse, Aziraphale sins. A lot. Although he never does use the phrase "core values".
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Day Job by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Hunter by day, big brother...around the clock.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Troubled Water by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas multichapter. Set right after the finale. Cas visits Dean one last time, and Dean is angry. Things quickly spiral out of control, and neither knows where this is headed anymore. Now Complete. Ch. 7: Time to say goodbye.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dominated Hand by smc-27 reviews
He doesn't expect Rachel to be good at poker, and there's no way he's going to let her beat him. Turns out that when the stakes are high, Puck comes to play. "Whoever loses has to be the other's slave."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,161 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Damn Straight by thecouchcarrot reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sliding Into Home by LilacFree reviews
Set post season 5, so spoilery even in summary. No slash unless you squint. Castiel seems to be an archangel now, but has not forgotten his brush with humanity.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Negotiating with Terrorists by pyrebi reviews
And Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures. In which Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Earthworms by Enyalie reviews
Cas, upon waking up to something he is not... oneshot, 5.21
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Castiel - Complete
The Narrator by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Watson is a degenerate gambler and a reluctant romantic and the least reliable narrator in the history of the written word.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Angelic Demon by Nienor reviews
Aziraphale wants to know more about Crowley's methods of temptation.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Vietnamization of an Angel by Just Add Sanity reviews
What made Aziraphale blend in was the haggard expression, the dark circles under his eyes, the lines of stress on his face, the cracked skin covering his body, the bloody knuckles, the dirt under his fingernails, and the blisters on his feet. M for war.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Twofish by Grindylowe reviews
A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/5/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The World Will Always Break Your Heart by Phoenyx Lyssa reviews
People come into your life like lightning, and she's the poster girl for schadenfreude. Zutara and the last battle, from Azula's point of view.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Understanding by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Zutara. A shopping excursion, a pornographic scroll, and channelling the Blue Spirit long enough to break into an inn: all in a day's work for Zuko and Katara. Gaining knowledge and understanding of a former enemy was just an added bonus.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Never Is An Awfully Long Time by ThroughTheVeil reviews
Severus, just a boy, doesn’t believe in fairy tales and he doesn’t believe in Peter Pan. But he’s read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Clear Consciences by Arwensong reviews
Severus and Remus compare notes on the newest generation of wizards
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Wild Horses by SlytherinPrincess81 reviews
A birthday surprise. The promise of a summer of love. One happy memory before that fateful spring when everything changed forever. Severus/Lily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Childish Things by darkbird36 reviews
Little Sam, Dean, teddy bears, and heroes. A trilogy of oneshots. Now Complete
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Vocabulary by Innie reviews
Given a week to define himself, Sam watches Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
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Fever Of The Bone reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
10: Bought Online By Mistake reviews
Sally Sparrow only owns 17 DVDs. Casa Erotica 13 is one of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
The Wrong Week To Quit Smoking reviews
Twenty years ago during the Apocal-oops-never-mind-we'll-come-back-later, a flaming Bentley flew over the heads of several officers from the Met, who were manning a rather ineffective roadblock at the time. One of those officers was a young Greg Lestrade.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/25/2011 - A. Crowley, DI Lestrade - Complete
Surface Tension reviews
He tears through London like a madman and a thief, stealing bits and pieces from passers-by just because he can, walking into heavy traffic and emerging unscathed, trying to outrun his own shadow and sometimes succeeding.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Empty Houses reviews
"What's on here is a body, and that body can be useful to me. If it's difficult for you to see, then in the future you can wait outside."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete