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Joined 09-11-10, id: 2534703, Profile Updated: 12-27-13
Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Twilight, Good Omens, Indiana Jones, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Guess who hasn't updated this in a very, very long time? YOU GUESSED RIGHT! IT'S ALAN CUMMING! No, wait, it isn't Alan Cumming...


Quotes of the moment:

"There is, of course, a ton of sex in fan fiction. It's a monument to the diversity of human sexual whim. There are stories that take any and every character you can name and pair them up romantically or erotically or pornographically. (One of the axioms of Internet culture is known as Rule No. 34: "If it exists, there is porn of it.") A lot of alien plants turn out to produce pollen with powerful aphrodisiac effects. You'd be amazed."

Lev Grossman, TIME magazine writer, author of The Magicians (which is one of my favorite books of all time) and its equally-amazing sequel, The Magician King


"Make good art."

– Neil Gaiman, god among men, speaking at the 2012 University of the Arts graduation ceremony


"Never apply logic to Who."

Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor, speaking on an episode of Top Gear


Prime Minister of Insanity The Impossible Slashtronaut's Nymphadora Tonks Goes To Hell has been given its own TV Tropes page! Thank you, whoever you are, for honoring my crackfic – and essentially making me famous!


I'm a bisexual panromantic Ravenclaw Time Lord (no, really) who loves Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Neil Gaiman, The Big Bang Theory, crackfics and commentary trollfics, and is pretty sure that she is secretly British. I also like summer, the BBC, coelacanths, video games, Coldplay, Green Day, The Smashing Pumpkins, the book "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter," the musical "Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson," Stephen Sondheim, alternative rock, classic literature, the Oz books, steampunk, Victorian England, shipping people in real life, H.P. Lovecraft, emo people, Indiana Jones, sci-fi, A Clockwork Orange, random trivia, and Winston Churchill. I love British TV, British bands, British accents, just BRITAIN. BRITAIN BRITAIN BRITAIN YAAAAAAAY!!!!! God Save The Queen! Keep Calm And Carry On! Care For A Jelly Baby?

You can call me Shenanigans.

I'm currently in a platonic relationship with my best friend 5ever Zchocolatebunniesrulezworld (who writes wonderful gloriousness) and Neil Gaiman is actually my best friend. If I had my way, I'd ask Neil and Amanda to adopt me or something.

My favorite ships are Eleven/River (for Doctor Who,) Sheldon/Amy (for The Big Bang Theory) and Sherlock/John (for Sherlock, natch.) I enjoy weird cracky pairings too, but only when written well or as crackily as possible. (Yeppers, that be a word.) I also plan on shipping Twelve/Clara once Peter Capaldi officially spends a full episode as the Doctor.

Did I mention I like crack fics? Well, I don't just like them. I love them. I lust for them. I feed off of their randomness. Special shoutout to Thirty H's (the immortal Harry Potter crackfic by Secondpillow) for being the most epic crackfic of all time. Ever. Just go read it, OK? Also, you should check out Random Little Writer (her rewrites of A Series of Unfortunate Events are hysterical,) Spymaster E (for his impeccably funny commentated editions of 'Imma Wiserd' and 'My Immortal,') and ElectricityRains (for the best Eleven/Rory slash on the entire interwebz.) Review their stuff, and be sure to tell 'em that Shenanigans sent you.

Also, some of my stuff may be rather... citrusy. Lime definitely, but to some, my stuff could be considered quite lemony. In-the-middle between lemon and lime is citrus. Citrus is a preventative for scurvy. Citrus is a good source of Vitamin C. The C in Vitamin C stands for Crack. So, eat all the citrus you can! _

Enjoy the ficcies, mon choux! (Yes, I just called you 'my cabbages.' Deal with it.)

(P.S.: All fandoms I write for are owned by their copyrighted owners. I do not own Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, or any other fandom but if I did I'd be filthy rich, lol.)


Wit and wisdom from when I was in high school...

• "Lady Gaga is a Weeping Angel, and since whatever holds the image of an Angel becomes an Angel, we are all her little monsters... O_o"
• "Do you know what this world needs? Ood Tentacle-Rape fics."
• "They were cutting water bottles in half to use as blunt weapons or something, and were singing Justin Bieber songs off-key – which is better than the real thing, of course."
• "I ship VivaLaTARDIS11 x Daniel Radcliffe x Matt Smith OT3."
• "John Barrowman makes a beautiful Nazi."
• "Chocolate snog!" *eats chocolate cake then kisses me*
• "I think we're the only lesbians at this party... but who fucking cares?"

--my beloved Zchocolatebunniesrulezworld, my lesbian lover in at least twelve parallel universes. Yay string theory!

• "Wouldn't Hamlet be so much more interesting if in the middle of it all, Daleks crashed the set and attacked everyone?"
• "This is a song about Freud. *ahem* If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a penis. If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a penis. If it's shorter than it's wide, simply turn it on its side; now it's longer than it's wide, so it's a penis!"
• "I could handle Steven Moffat writing a Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover. Steven Moffat writing a Doctor Who/Coupling crossover on the other hand... OHMYGODWHERETHEHELLISTHEBRAINBLEACH?!"
• "Morgan Freeman and Alan Rickman should have a lightsaber fight to the death to determine whose voice is sexier."
• Me: "I just found the greatest book ever: ZOMBIES VS. UNICORNS!!!!" Him: "My brain just exploded. Lemme go get the pirates."
• "And - wait for it- it ends with - just wait for it - Rowena Ravenclaw - this is in the 11th century, mind you - escapes to America - on a train. Greatest. Trollfic. Ever."
• "D'you know what? Santa Moff's being such a sadist, so let's just call him Satan Moff instead and call it a day."
• "I promise that by the time you get back from vacation, Steven Moffat shall have both of us in the palm of his hand. And it will be glorious oblivion."
• "Russell T. Davies can't write his way out of a paper bag when it comes to character development."
• "And that's when I realized – Rose Tyler should have stayed dead."
• "THE MOFF IS EVIL! DAMN HIS CLIFFHANGER FETISH!"
• "You definitely have a paranoia fetish. Trust me, I'm a doctor."
• "Donna Noble ruined Doctor Who. There, I said it."
• "All your base are belong to Moff."
• "I want a Dalek GPS in my car. An Alan Rickman one would be awesome, too."
• "The Jews like the original, the Christians like the sequel, the Muslims like the remake, and the Mormons write shitty fanfiction."
• "Four words. Rocky Horror Muppet Show."

-- my 9th grade history teacher. Simply the nerdiest teacher you shall ever know. I love him so much I'd marry him. Too bad he's engaged (and probably in his early 30s), cause I'd marry that man in a heartbeat.

• "Some people can't use sheep."
• "Hitler liked children... *after a brief silence* ...No no noooo, not in that way. If any of you got a Freud Was Right kind of mental image from that, I'll pass out some complimentary brain bleach... right after I take a swig of my own. Oh God..."
• "We're going to listen to the Neil Diamond cover of Adam Sandler's 'Hanukkah Song' and watch the Festivus episode of Seinfeld in class today. Do you know why? ...neither do I, actually."
• "A dead cat bounce is when the economy... well, let's just say it's like throwing a dead cat off the roof and watching it bounce once or twice but realizing it's still dead."
• "When Tom Cruise blew up Hitler they discovered that he was made of ice cream."
• "Lego towers aren't as important as peeing statues."
• "Tiny Lenin!"
• "During the Berlin Airlift, they shot chocolate bars out of cannons to feed the suffering Berliners. I guess that's what one would call 'literal Chocolate Rain.' *cue awful Tay Zonday impression from yours truly*
• "The Cultural Revolution? ROFL, Mao."
• "If we ran out of guns while fighting the commies, we'd simply throw his pet python at 'em!"

-- my 10th grade history teacher, who isn't quite as nerdy as my 9th grade history teacher but still an epic person nonetheless. (And just as quotable!)

• "Andrew Jackson was the American Winston Churchill."
• "Newt Gingrich wears shoes! He has a family! Are you sure you want him to be your president?!"

-- my 11th grade history teacher, who is absolutely fabulous (and the creator of the first GSA in a public school in the entire United States of America!)


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A Very Newsies Christmas by Hypergalaxy reviews
Join the Newsies on their Christmas antics as they meet a young girl on the run from her family, and deal with Secret Santa hijinks. Written as a collab with Swimming Poole, and featuring Katherine from the stage version! My first project!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Jack K., OC
The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 221 - Words: 4,102,217 - Reviews: 3281 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lucario, Pit, Palutena, OC
A Very Weird Musical by ginnyrules27 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Dumbledore, Cho, Cedric and Malfoy have all been summoned. But for what purpose? To watch a video on Youtube about... them! REVIEW! I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 10/9/2010
The Family Reunion Probability Theorem by Misophonia reviews
When Sheldon invites Amy to accompany him to his annual family reunion, she sees it as a major step in the evolution of their romance. But, as the weekend winds down, so do her hopes Sheldon will ever be able to hold up his end of a physical relationship. Will her support during an unexpected tragedy prove to be the catalyst needed to draw her mysophobic boyfriend out of his shell?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 146,144 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Chaos Cognizance by Darcyfitz1 reviews
Summary: Admitting the truth to others is difficult. Then there is the matter of admitting it to yourself. Sheldon Cooper discovers that you can't run from your feelings forever. When Amy suffers a near death experience after a trauma, it leaves Sheldon reeling. What happens next will shake the foundation of what is most important in their lives. And who.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 345,167 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Concession by MindOutOfMine reviews
*temporary hiatus* Has Amy given up the fight for intimacy? Has she exhausted every possible resource available to her? Or will she remember that all's fair in love and war? Note: For those who haven't read this story before, it's a very slow mover. Also, Chapter 39.5 is now available under the title Concession: Lonely Woman's Redoubt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 157,025 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
Not So Different by Emtheunicorn reviews
Missy's not dead. Surprise! It comes as no shock to the Doctor when she calls him out of the blue, donning a fake accent and requesting his presence. It's obviously a trap, part of some world domination scheme, but he still goes. In the end they just can't stay away from each other. A Twissy multichap.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [12th Doctor, The Master] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34353 - Favs: 23,200 - Follows: 17,598 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Constanza by XMarisolX reviews
Because "Constanza" is what Amy calls her diary. CHAP 33: Coda (and spoilers for) Episode 8.16, "The Intimacy Acceleration". Excerpt: Leonard got a text message from Penny: "2day is Shel's bdAy!"
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 13,579 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler] - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Natural Disasters by xXdreameaterXx reviews
What the Doctor would never admit to was the damage Missy had inflicted on him, his hearts and his mind, how the tempest of her being had blown through his head, scattering his sanity, his resistance, his good intent, never to be found again The Doctor tries to enter Missy's memories to find out what happened to her and gets more than he bargained for. Rated M for sexual content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2014 - 12th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Osculation Interruption: The Missing Chapter by April in Paris reviews
The missing M-rated chapter from The Osculation Interruption. All osculation, no interruptions. CANON
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Not One For The Diary by hannahncakes reviews
Because not every moment with the Doctor is visiting a new planet, fighting for your life or saving the world. Sometimes it's just the two of them doing things far more important. These things you can't even write, you have to just live them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 139,871 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
The Exhalation Combustion Investigation by April in Paris reviews
Where do we go from here? What happens after Stuart's Halloween party? And exactly what does Amy do with that knowledge? A sequel to The Oxygen Deprivation Exploration. SHAMYVERSE #2
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,540 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Faculty Production by Ladybug21 reviews
Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Shakespeare's "Macbeth." What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during "Prisoner of Azkaban," but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] Remus L., Albus D.
Caillou Has Ball Cancer: Act One by Da Brixx reviews
The title says it all.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Complete
First by Empress Shellie reviews
Sheldon and Amy consummate their new status on their wedding night. Amy is both thrilled and nervous about the idea of offering their chastity to each other but a rather skilled Sheldon prompts Amy to wonder if she really is his first. Rated M for future chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,370 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Curator by Princess Pinky reviews
Who is The Curator?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, 4th Doctor] - Complete
The Homeostatic Adjustment by bazingafan reviews
Shamy FanFic. Sheldon and Amy learn that sometimes even homeostasis requires some adjustment. Includes mostly Sheldon, Amy and Penny characters. Heavy on Shamy romance.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,675 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Mine by sunflowerb reviews
For the first time in their whole twisted, timey-wimey relationship, he feels like he's stumbled on an actual, big, genuine spoiler. Not just a teaser, not just some quip that she could be making up to annoy him or turn him on, but a real, proper, life-changing, future-revealing spoiler. And he can't handle it. DoctorRiver. oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/19/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
River Who by Peonywinx reviews
Rule one: The Doctor lies. He lies because he knows too much, because he doesn't want to talk about things, because it hurts too much. Especially when it concerns a certain professor of archaeology.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
The Extremely Intimate Closure by lovepass77 reviews
This is one shot fic based on my new favorite SHAMY scene in 7x23 Love Spell Potential where Sheldon and Amy begin an erotic game of Dungeons and Dragons after their characters in the game have been put under a love spell. I loved that scene so much I decided to write my own fun little ending to that scene so they can get some closure and we can find out who wins in the end.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Rolling Dice Apex by xLostInTheSun reviews
MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 6.23 "THE LOVE SPELL POTENTIAL" DO NOT READ THIS SUMMARY FURTHER IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED. - Sheldon and Amy's Dungeons and Dragons characters are under a love spell. How will Pasadena's favourite power couple be able to cope with the task at hands? - Rating for implied sexuality.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Mutual Fondness Hypothesis by Queen Of Fond Memories reviews
Amy has made very important hypothesis and conclusion about her fondness for Sheldon and has decided to write them on her diary. What would happen if Sheldon read this? One-shot fanfic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Star Crossed Glitch by genki-escapist reviews
"I took something of yours, Sheldon Lee Cooper. If you can find out what it is, then maybe you can have it back." Despite that declaration of what could be a deity he didn't believe in, his life appeared to be complete. Then he met Amy Farrah Fowler.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
Jealous by CineMariel reviews
River isn't exactly excited to meet Oswin or see the Doctor in a chapter of his life that she is totally unfamiliar with. Takes place a bit in the future after The Snowmen.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Mollusk Manifestation by causidicus-anna reviews
*COMPLETE*What if Sheldon had his own "hoo" moment in season four? And what if he resisted recognizing it as such? An alternate course for their relationship beginning when Amy was simply a friend who happened to be female. Featuring more jealous!Sheldon, sexually befuddled!Sheldon, and perhaps a Sheldon-initiated kiss or two. Disclaimer: The Big Bang Theory does not belong to me
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Facebook Wall Progression by xLostInTheSun reviews
"Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler are now friends", or their story through a social network.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
The Drunken Epiphany by xLostInTheSun reviews
You never planned to fall in love. It just happened.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
How Do I Love Thee by hannahncakes reviews
The Doctor writes a little something for River. Because it's Valentine's Day and he never knows what to get the woman who has everything. [one-shot]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
The Connubial Catalyst by XMarisolX reviews
Sheldon and Amy wrestle with the increasing demands of modern life and family, but an opportunity comes along that may finally make their dreams come true. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang face major life changes as well. CHAPTER 43B: "I do."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 186,116 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
What Child Is This by AlwaysGus1 reviews
The Doctor and River find themselves thrown together at Christmas and must make one of the hardest decisions either could imagine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,386 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The TARDIS Exploration by TBBTAfterDark reviews
What happened when Leonard and Penny were in the TARDIS, the first time.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
all of the dreariness is real by WatchOutThatBowtie reviews
She would unquestionably stay tonight, to make sure he remained sane. Because she needed to take care of him. Because she needed someone else near her. Because he was the only one left now. And because she owed it to her mother. Post-Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sightings of the Loch Ness Monster by Tomasina reviews
Picks up after Howard goes to space. The evolution of the Shamy, while Penny and Leonard face what they really want from each other, Howard and Bernadette deal with the issues they never really faced before the wedding, and Raj tries to find out where he really belongs.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,589 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - [Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler] [Leonard H., Penny]
Dipper goes to Pizza Hut by TeeShirt reviews
Direct sequel to Dipper goes to Taco Bell.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dipper P. - Complete
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Totally Epical Adventures of an Emo Hippie by Queen of Stuff reviews
At last, a bittersweet ending to this grammatical diarrhea! Now with zombies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Big Room That Is Big by Mellow Walrus reviews
"Look it's a big room and it's very big and it's a room that is big and Mark is my best friend Oh Hai Mark how'd you get in here the door is locked did you break in that's not good stop breaking into people's houses that's not good you should knock first"
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
The Harp String Complexities by Lionne6 reviews
My first fan fiction, which I was dared to write by my friends on Fan Forum. These are the things that happen when I get too clever for my own good. Sheldon and Amy - Shamy - Harp String Bondage and Mathematics. Not quite as smutty as it sounds.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Gamete Indeterminacy by XMarisolX reviews
After being away for two years, Amy is in town to take care of some business. Meanwhile, one theoretical physicist has a decision to make that will affect his career… and entire life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,455 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
there's nothing can sever such a well-made endeavour by WatchOutThatBowtie reviews
'There was a devilish twinkle gleaming brightly in River's eyes, which meant only one thing: trouble.' A comedic one-shot about the Doctor, his wife and her parents out for an intergalactic dinner. (Previously titled 'Dinner & a Rather Awkward Show')
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Time Tots by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
A fic following the relationship of the Doctor and River Song, during that short time when their time lines matched up. Rated T for possibly adult situations in later chapters. SLIGHTLY AU as of 'A Good Man Goes to War,' but not too much.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 105,724 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Tied With a Bow by penguinspy42 reviews
The Doctor has a very special Christmas gift for River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Band of Scarlet Silk by annmarieri reviews
In which River and the Doctor discuss the validity of alternate universe weddings, and decide they deserve a wedding night anyway. River/Doctor, M.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
My Immortal 2: The Revenge of Ebony by Spymaster E reviews
Ebony the gothic poser Mary Sue from My Immortal has escaped from Hell. Now with diminished powers, she enlists the help of several notorious Mary Sues in a plot for revenge. Also, Voldemort still speaks Pseudo-Shakespearean and has an evil lair. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011
The Coitus Consideration by XMarisolX reviews
Penny convinces Amy to talk to Sheldon about doing the dirty. Surprisingly, he seems to be game. Meanwhile, Penny & Leonard try to get their relationship back to normal. A remix of "The Greater Minds Experiment" by WeBuiltThePyramids.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Raise Your Glass by Bellalyse Winchester reviews
In which Rory has excellent tastes in music and the TARDIS is a cheeky girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Wings by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
A beautiful, touching fairytale that will move you so deeply that you'll fall through the floor - Harry and Hagrid, on the other hand, are a different story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
A Study in Chartreuse by feelingtwofootsmall reviews
In which John is scarred, Sherlock is interested, Mycroft is less inconspicuous than usual, and there is a startling revelation concerning everyone's favorite Yarders. Crack!fic, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle's Crabble Drabbles by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
It's late at night. Crabbe and Goyle crept quietly into THEIR Room of Requirement…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Vincent C., Gregory G.
Of Wings and Love by ultraviolet128 reviews
Cracky, AU, probably OOC, slashy insanity - basically, Sherlock has wings. Like, massive feathery wings, attached to his shoulders. And he might be in love with John. T for mentions of child abuse and depressing stuff. Better than it sounds, I promise! :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,009 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Extra Terrestrial by IssyEmm reviews
With the lyrics of Katy Perry's E.T. The Doctor and River's lives were never normal; their time lines in the wrong order and their first meeting for her, well, let's just say it was a bit of a surprise. Rated T.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Tale of Sir Cadogan by Marquis Carabas reviews
War, love and silliness. The life and times of Sir Cadogan, and how a muggle knight ended up getting a portrait in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,242 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
I Hate Wizards In Fairytales by IssyEmm reviews
Amy and Rory are having marital issues and so The Doctor decides to take them to Oz; but which one? And why is River Song's pinafore so damn short? 11/River and Amy/Rory. AU. Last part up now.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Sweet Sacrifice by afullmargin reviews
"Come on, would you sacrifice your jelly babies… if it meant the Kandyman wouldn't eat my soul?"
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Six Inch Stilettoes by IssyEmm reviews
Sequel to 'Impossibilities'. The Doctor and River are alone in the TARDIS and so he takes his chances and attacks her with a make up wipe, claiming that if he wanted to kiss her again, he doesn't want lipstick all over his face.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Painful Kiss by Doctor-River reviews
set in S6 ep2 River worries about when her time will end with the Doctor, she knows it will kill her but she can't bring herself tell him that, although he already knows...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
We Can't Giggle It's a Crime Scene by Divine Sally Bowles reviews
An... "interesting" crime scene leaves John and Sherlock fighting to keep their composure and Lestrade rolling his eyes. SJL friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5522 - Favs: 12,743 - Follows: 1,648 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Baker Street Orgies by sherlockstalker reviews
A continuation on the sexy tales of 221b Baker Street WARNING - crack, slash, eye's burning, mind paralyzed, mental images begone
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011
Fare by honeynoir reviews
The Doctor cooks for Amy and Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Dust, Metal, and Lipstick by feelingtwofootsmall reviews
Short 11/River study. Though I wrote it a few weeks ago, I'm calling it a victory fic for River and Eleven being canon- big whoop! 11/River pairing, oneshot drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Amy Within an Amy by Sake-kunXx reviews
Written after the Comic Relief special. Because that is far too tempting to write. Rating will go up. AmyxAmy
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
My Kingdom for a Scone by Divine Sally Bowles reviews
Sherlock decides that this is the year he will deduce Mycroft's scone recipe. John is profoundly disturbed. T for the teeniest bit of language, because I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ginger Envy by feelingtwofootsmall reviews
The Doctor has been gone, and he's a bit... different when he comes back. No one can help the Ponds now. crack!fic, 11/Amy/Rory. Moderate slash. Oneshot. Surprise visitors! Rated for language and to be on the safe side.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Five Times Sherlock Initiated Sex by novadiablo reviews
And the one time John did. A sequel to The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John, a request from Atlin Merrick because I love her fics. Boyslash, NC-17, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Drink Punch, Therefore I Am by KillerMay reviews
The mushrooms... They just keep laughing. CRACK. One-shot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Haruhi F. - Complete
A Favour for Amy by feelingtwofootsmall reviews
The Doctor has to go shopping for Amy. Awkwardness ensues. Did she eat the purple…? 11th Doctor/Amy Friendship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John by novadiablo reviews
And the one time John kissed Sherlock. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
worst aunts ever by Queen of Stuff reviews
marge vs. bellatrix...it's not pretty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bellatrix L., Marge D.
Lucius in the Sky with Diamonds by Queen of Stuff reviews
Once upon a time, Lucius gets a hold of some of Bella's 'special' things... SQUEE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Dressing Up by Lindenharp reviews
They're on their honeymoon, having fantastic sex, and traveling the Universe in a time and space machine with a 900-year-old alien as their pilot and tour guide. Do they really need to pretend to be other people? Amy/Rory. Spoilers for "The Big Bang".
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Other Gods by Marquis Carabas reviews
The world of Coraline crosses paths with beings from the works of H. P. Lovecraft. Rated T for assorted profanites, violence, and hopefully some horror.
Crossover - Coraline & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,167 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Coraline J. - Complete
The Case of the Bed Intruder by A Touch of Insanity reviews
WELLL, OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE A RAPIST IN WESTMINSTER!/ In which there is an accidental reference to Antoine Dodson and a whole lot of conduct unbecoming of a police officer or a doctor. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doctor Doctor by Pikeru's Angel reviews
Just saying now, it isn't actually Eleven. It's Twelve. In which John turns out to not be what he appears and Sherlock is surprised. Drinking game inside! Yes, you can substitute with a non-alcoholic drink.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2010 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
For Science! by Aiffe reviews
Amy and Rory want to consummate their wedding. The Doctor sees this as an educational opportunity. Amy/Rory/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Blaine is NOT a FishPerson by helloclaude reviews
It's all Rory's fault that Blaine finds out about Kurt's time as a time-and-space traveler. Also that the Doctor interrupted his first ever time making out with his boyfriend. Thanks, Rory.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Crap Telly by Divine Sally Bowles reviews
Sherlock/John slash. Sherlock makes an inquiry about the pleasures of kissing. John endeavors to explain.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In the Still of the Night by office teaparty reviews
Amy rolls over in the middle of the night and finds her fiancée missing. So she sets of to find him. She can't seem to find the Doctor either, and notices that it's a bit too quiet for the TARDIS… Rory/11
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Picnic at Asgard by rosexknight reviews
Big huge fluff story of River and the Eleventh Doctor. This is for Pretty Pink Orchard cuz she is awesome. The Doctor takes River on their first date, Asgard only with my own personal twist . Doctor Who and its characters belong to BBC not me.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Mastermind by fengirl88 reviews
John wants to watch Mastermind. Sherlock wants to have sex. Who says a quiet night in has to be boring? Rated M for sexual content. Fluffy pwp; domestic affairs in 221b Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
RRREEEOOOWWWW by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
Hagrid finds himself handcuffed to a tree - and Harry's walking towards him. The long-awaited sequel to Haggy's Fat Fold
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Death Eater Bingo by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Just after Voldemort's resurrection, the Death Eaters come up with a way to lift his spirits after Harry Potter escaped from the graveyard. Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Haggy's fat fold by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
Harry gasped in shock. There Hagrid was, lying innocently on his bed. Naked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by helloclaude reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
The Sassy Gay Polish Friend by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Russia, Poland - Complete
All Because of Alice by carsonists reviews
When Alice gets a song stuck in Edward's head, they continue to spread it to everyone who passes by. But why won't it get stuck in Bella's head? What will happen when they go to a Coldplay concert? Why have Victoria, James and Laurent come back to life?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
This is NOT a Diary! by RBTL reviews
Albus Severus Potter is stuck spending his summer with his family, Scorpius Malfoy and a book he's supposed to write in. His family is annoying, Scorpius is hot and the book is NOT a diary. Can he survive? AS/S, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,200 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Full of People who are Full of WHAT? by nine miles to go reviews
So, you're a fan of Sweeney Todd, the musical. Like, a diehard one, because who DOESN'T want to watch people get their throats ripped off on a stage? Anyway. Ever wondered how the stage characters would react to being made into a movie?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Crabbe's Secret Affection by coked up hornets reviews
Things get hot and heavy between our favorite mute Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Captivated by coked up hornets reviews
Grawp finally meets his one true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Grawp - Complete
Legolas and the Orc by teh gr8 authur reviews
Legolas meets a savagely handsome orc... a tale of lust and love in the woods!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Legolas
Jesus goes to Hogwarts by teh gr8 authur reviews
CHAPTER 4 IS UP! Bible Harry Potter crossover! What would happen if Jesus went to Hogwarts?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
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Do You Happen To Know How To Fly This Thing? reviews
Eleven has regenerated into Twelve, the TARDIS is crashing, the Doctor can't get over the size of his eyebrows (or his unexpected new accent) and Clara isn't sure how to feel about any of this. Twelve, immediately post-regeneration. Contains spoilers for The Time of the Doctor. Contains eyebrows.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Aziraphale and Crowley's Whirlwind Vacation reviews
Our favorite angel and demon duo decide to take a well-deserved vacation. As usual, chaos and hilarity most definitely ensue. Aziraphale/Crowley slash quite possibly ensues. ACTUALLY HONEST-TO-GAIMAN UPDATED!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Curse of Kesha 2: A Musical Mess reviews
In which Mycroft has a machine gun umbrella, Moriarty sings Taylor Swift, and everyone ends up dancing like insane Korean horses. The unexpected, unwanted "equal" to The Curse of Kesha. Think of it as the "Shock Treatment" to Curse of Kesha 1's "Rocky Horror." Crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Not Your Average Royal Treatment reviews
En route to the Planet of Diamond Beaches, the Doctor and River accidentally crash the Diamond Jubilee. But something seems a bit off about it all – especially when Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is packing semi-automatic weaponry... Eleven/River. Written in celebration of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. T for behavior unacceptable from of any member of the Royal Family. COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Between Her and Me reviews
"No need to flirt with me anymore, Melody Pond. We're married now. This means we can go deeper." "Finally, my love... finally." Eleventh Doctor/River Song, wedding night sex. SMUT. Rated M for sex, handcuffs, swearing, and conveniently placed bow ties.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Doctor's Favourite Fairy Tales reviews
Some of the Doctor's favourite fairy tales as mentioned in "Night Terrors" are collected here for your enjoyment. Pure silliness.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011
Better Than Jam reviews
A sticky situation faces John when he returns to 221b Baker Street with the milk. Johnlock fluff. Drabble. Contains jam.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forbidden Fruit reviews
"The scar pained Harry for the first time in nineteen years. All was not well." TWILIGHT HATEFIC. Featuring the temptation of Harry's daughter, Harry being tortured, Ginny being a Moron Sue, and a certain series of shitty vampire novels. IN PROGRESS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Lily Luna P.
Forget You: The Silence Song reviews
A song parody about the first two episodes of Series Six. Sung in the Doctor's perspective. Mild spoilers for "The Impossible Astronaut" and "Day of the Moon." Very silly. Written for the lulz and nothing more.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/9/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Nymphadora Tonks Goes To Hell reviews
Featuring emo rock star Andrew Jackson, an impregnated dictator, a singing barber, Maximilian Robespierre as the Sassy Gay Friend, spontaneous musical numbers, the North Korean Quidditch team, the saga of Anti-Christ Bob, and general insanity. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - N. Tonks - Complete
Will & Kate, Plus Eleven?: A Royal Wedding Oneshot reviews
An unexpected guest accidentally crashes the Royal Wedding. Conduct unbecoming of any member of the House of Windsor ensues. Royal Wedding one-shot crack. Kate Middleton/Prince William.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
A Different Sort of Big Bang reviews
The Doctor and River have hot, universe-distorting sex; Amy and Rory watch; and a black hole threatens to destroy the TARDIS from the inside. My first shot at Eleven/River. Contains somewhat explicit sex. IN PROGRESS – CURRENTLY ON HIATUS.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
The Curse of Kesha reviews
Mycroft wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. So does everyone else. Almost song-fic; crack. No slash, just crack and a Kesha parody. Rated T for safety. Possibly the longest fic I've written in a while. One-shot. Feel free to sing along.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Abraham Lincoln, Sparkly Teenage Vampire Hunter reviews
Abraham Lincoln is assigned by his mentor what could be his most dangerous mission ever: kill a sparkly teenage vampire by the name of Edward Cullen. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter/Twilight crossover. Anti-Twilight.
Crossover - Twilight & Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Edward - Complete
King For A Day reviews
Rory takes advice from his iPod. Amy and the Doctor are in for the surprise of a lifetime. Crack. Pseudo-songfic. A whisper of Amy/Rory; mostly implied Eleven/Rory. Contains Green Day lyrics, bananas, and a crushed velvet bathrobe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor and Rory Do The iPod Shuffle reviews
Rory's iPod gets set to shuffle, the Doctor wears Tom Baker's scarf, and a certain song by Journey triggers a TARDIS-load of emotion. Eleven/Rory fluff slash. Mildly cracky with a hint of lime.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Commitment reviews
Alone on a Saturday night, Watson thinks about the past as he looks toward the future. Short John character study. Turns into Johnlock fluffslash by the end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Joy of Texting reviews
Mycroft takes advantage of the fact he has John's number in his contacts. Johncroft slash. One-shot. Contains disturbing mental images; may require brain bleach if squeamish about sexting, phallic umbrellas, and/or Mycroft in compromising positions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Albus Severus and the Pyramids of Furmat reviews
Twelve-year-old Albus Severus Potter's first year at Hogwarts is going fantastically, but when something life-shattering happens, nowhere is safe. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS UNTIL THE PLOT BUNNIES COOPERATE. Started in 2007, ongoing whenever I feel like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,674 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Tampered-With Toilet reviews
Sherlock faces the greatest challenge he's ever known – finding out who's responsible for leaving the toilet seat up. Johnlock slash one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Boy Love: A Trio of ElevenRory Slash Fics reviews
The title says it all. My first three Eleven/Rory fics in one tidy package!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Happy 'Who'–lloween! reviews
It's Halloween, and Amy and Rory return from buying candy with some strange news for the Doctor! Amy/Rory. Implied Eleven/Four.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - 4th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Tonks' Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day reviews
Nymphadora Tonks is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and decides to go on a killing spree. AU. Crack. Written in 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Jones and Jones reviews
A time traveler. An archaeologist. Both named Dr. Jones. Their destinies are more closely connected than ever imagined. AU. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Crossover - Doctor Who & Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Martha J.
Jelly Babies reviews
Oh noes! The Fourth Doctor has run out of Jelly Babies. How will he cope?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - 4th Doctor - Complete
The Whole Shebang reviews
Dumbledore outs himself to the whole of Hogwarts. A big gay party ensues. Written in Oct. '07. Slash. Lime/citrus. Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Albus D., Rubeus H. - Complete
One Can Never Have Too Many Socks reviews
Dumbledore and Dobby discuss socks in heaven. May or may not be DumbleDobby slash depending on the reader. Written in 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Albus D., Dobby - Complete
Voldemort's First Time reviews
The night before the attack on Privet Drive, Voldemort and Bellatrix spend the night together. Bellatrix/Voldemort. Lime/citrus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
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