M.E.Pea
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Joined 09-11-10, id: 2535061, Profile Updated: 03-28-12
Author has written 3 stories for South Park, and King Of The Hill.

Hey people! I really hope that I can entertain you guys, just be merciful with me. I will never abandon a story, trust me. Even if for some reason I'm gone for five years, it WILL continue. Lol, dedication.

There's not really that much to know about me...(that's a lie, oops!) I recently discovered this site during the summertime and I had to join! I mostly read KylexCartman and StanxKyle (while I'm supposed to be doing school work :O) but I'm trying to find some KennyxButters. The story I'm doing right now (or did, depending on when you read this) has KennyxCartman, a pairing that I haven't seen yet, so I wanted to know if I could try it to see how people would react.

IF you do find KennyxButters or KennyxCartman, please, let me know }:}

12/17/11 'Sup? I'm going to Africa for Christmas (yay!) to visit my parents' hometowns. Yeah. Just felt like sharing...I've started on TWO (gasp!) stories. One is King of the Hill and one is South Park, so look out for those in the future-y future ^_^

My top 5 favrite South Park Characters in order:

1. Randy

2. Cartman ( I named my NEW hermit crab after that)

3. Kyle (I named my hermit crab after him:)

4. Butters (I named my other hermit crab after him R.I.P.)

5. Kenny

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (I don't see a problem w/that. He was middle-eastern)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm (slightly!) OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I’m African, so I MUST be starving and live in a hut
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!! (Bold is what I actually did!)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye (So painful..)
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand (that was when I was 3! hehe...)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (I had my reasons...)
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (no, but I know someone who did that to me)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

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Everything Changes by ChinamiMorimoto reviews
Junior has a not quite fight with her mother that fuels in her a need to know the truth behind her parents' divorce. The only person she thinks might tell her is her father's best friend, so she gives him a call. From there, everything changes.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,383 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/31/2012
The Astonishing Aftermath by Yournumber1Angel reviews
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Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,277 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
With Your Love by LoveHilson reviews
House/Wilson slash fic. Set in season 7. Starts out H/C and W/S but is completely H/W centric from chapter. 1. The plan is to make it quite a long H/W epic - quite fluffy, as I consider fluffy Hilson to be my Vicodin.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Exam Room by John Faina reviews
House and Wilson get caught leaving an exam room, questionable noises having been heard coming from behind the closed door. This is NOT a prologue to my other story: After Clinic.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/5/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Heaven's Light by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
Benjamin was never sent away, Lucy was never raped. But a twist of events see to the transformation of Benjamin Barker to Sweeney Todd. Ben/Lucy, Sweeney/Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,515 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Mine by EmoVampireNinjaPimp reviews
Stan is mine. I love him. I'm not willing to give him up. Style. Stendy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Toothbrush by DoofusPrime reviews
Fresh off his flight to Colorado, Michael gets nervous when Holly leaves him alone in her apartment for a little while. Fortunately, Jim and Pam are only a phone call away.
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Michael S., Pam B. - Complete
An Eye for Specifics by Moretta reviews
"We were playing Truth or Dare-" "Seriously? I used to play that in high school!" Raj whispered to Howard, "Exactly. We're not normal, we're nerds, right?" Leonard needs to explain something he said. Raj is tipsy, Howard is prying, Sheldon is quiet.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
The Journey of a Thousand Miles by invisible pawprint reviews
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Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Howard W., Rajesh K. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Repentance by Buttered-popcorn reviews
Kenny's perfectly happy with his line up of playtoys, but when sensitive Butters unwanted affections finally wavers, Kenny must choose between love and lust before he loses everything. Bunny, Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S.
When You Call My Name by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Oneshot, Brian’s POV. After detention, Brian and Andy lean on one another for support and relief from their stifling family situations. As the months go on, they find that their bond is deeper than they realized. AndyBrian friendship, eventual slash.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,632 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Home Movies Bad Animation by akito01 reviews
Brendon is inspired to try an animated feature
Home Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2005
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Kahn's Greatest Mistake reviews
Connie is older and now married to Chane Wassonasong. She hopes that this will please her dad, but at the same time, she can't help but feel like a great disappointment. Rated Teen for vague sex...
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012
Forget Me reviews
When Kyle slips on a patch of ice and loses his memory, Cartman uses this to his advantage. What does he want from Kyle? Love! Rated Teen for language and *some* sexual content
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,996 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Waiting for You to Change reviews
Kyle's fallen for Stan, but Stan's being stubborn and can't let go of Wendy. When Cartman finally admits that he does like Kenny, things only get worse. Will the boys get their happy ending? Rated Teen for language and naughtiness
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,899 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete