Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Wrestling.
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I have a dark sense of humour. Like you may think that your sense of humour is dark, but you've never made a joke about making a stillborn into a statue using the same method people use to preserve baby shoes. To be fair, it was pretty damn hilarious in context. I'm also bisexual as all hell, not that it's a major factor in my life I just like saying it cause I can separate the bastards from the good people (homophobia does indeed make you a bastard). I'm unfortunately the bad-stereotype promiscuous kind as well, not because of my sexuality, but because I'm just that kind of person. I'm also a male feminist.The gender equality Lena Dunham kind. And just so I can cover everything: I'm an atheist, but as long as you're not preachy you'll never notice. What else? Oh yes, I'm also addicted to alcohol and porn. So that's nice.
I also swear a lot. Tourette's Syndrome. It's a bitch. I use too many commas as well. Is that tautology?
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD (I don't know who started this or of I'm doing it right):
(Not in any specific order)
2. Kyle (from Fire Emblem)
3. Boss with female voice 1
6. Hero of Kvatch, Daedric Prince of Madness
What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
"It's like twelve in the morning Fluttershy, what do you want?"
3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Suggestive wink as if to say "Come to me, let's do something freaky."
5 cooked you dinner?
Me: "What is this? Tastes good."
Deadpool: *whispers in my ear*
Me: *spits food out*
8 got into the hospital somehow?
"What could have possibly injured you enough to land up in hospital? Oh you fell from orbit. That'll do it."
9 made fun of your friends?
"I respect your opinion."
10 ignored you all the time?
"Finn, when I said flame princess was hot, I meant it literally." (But they broke up)
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do?
Probably fly way out of their reach
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What would 2 do?
Put me on his horse and find a healer
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What would 4 do?
"FUS RO DAH!"
You're about to do something that'll make you extremely embarrassed. What would 5 do?
Let me do it, the post it on Youtube and make a remix
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Let me ride in the Ebon Hawk
You're about to get into a fight. How does 9 support you?
Give me his sword
You can't stop laughing. What would 10 do?
1 is all that you dreamed of. Why?
Who wouldn't dream of Fluttershy, in a non-clop way, she's effing adorable
2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9.
Could be hot under that mask, you don't know
6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Give that beautiful Khajiit Daedric Prince of Madness a high five, not just because he can make me fall to my death with a wave of my hand.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes in your mind?
My haircut's awesome, Revan's just jealous cause he was given a mullet. Crappy Canon face
8 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?
"Don't worry Blackfire, you're hot for a fictional character, and there's always fanfiction."
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Could 1 and 6 become soulmates?
He's a cat god and she's a Pegasus pony, so go ahead. But I don't know if their parents would approve.
Would 2 trust 5?
Noooo, not to save his life.
4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
They get into a sword fight, and Chillrend freezes Finn and the battle ends
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study would they pick?
Deadpool would take Computer classes and spend the whole day looking at por...eotix crew dancing. And Fluttershy would take biology, cause she's an animal person.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Freckle Bitches and Cheese! So much CHEEEEEEEEESSSSSEEE
7 and 9 are applied for a job. What job?
Law enforcement. With swords
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
The only hair Deadpool has is on his di...never mind.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Yes, its a girl and it would be perfect for him.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Whose sword is bigger. Sexual innuendo
1 accidentally kicked 10?
"Sorry Finn, it was an accident."
"Its okay Fluttershy, it didn't hurt that bad."
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Oh please let me see that, I would pay to see that.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
"Madgod angry, Madgod SMASH!"
7 won the lottery?
A new Holovision set in his ship, or he'd rebuild T3-M4, whatever comes first.
8 had quite a big secret?
She kissed a girl to learn English
9 became a singer?
She sings pretty well, I'd legally download that album. No this testimonial was not coerced in any way
10 got a daughter?
Conception must have hurt like a bitch. (but they broke up recently)
What would 1 think of 2?
He's a nice guy, but a little stiff and boring
How would 3 greet 4?
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
What would 4 envy about 5?
He has GUNS and he is impossible to kill.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Well, Sheo would be wearing a little black number and our eyes would meet on the dance floor and...
HOLY CRAP DEADPOOL I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE KIDDING OR NOT
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They are both awesome swordsman and their appearance are up to the player, and I made them as un-mainstream as possible!
What would make 7 angry at 8?
She did something evil
Where would 8 meet 9?
At a space station because I don't know where aliens hangout in real life, all I know is a cliche that is forced on us by society.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That Finn's sword is cooler
What would make 10 scared of 1?
How do you feel right now
Favourite couples (or: The relationships that will show up most frequently when I learn how to be a decent writer)
Anything involving the two player characters from a Pokémon game getting together
Beast Boy and Raven (basically my OTP)
Swarley and Sparkles
Boss and Shaundi (Laura Bailey especially)
Lone Wanderer and Amata
Any Fable protagonist and anything that moves
Dragonborn and Aela
Either Shepard with Liara
Inquisitor and Cassandra/Josephine/Iron Bull (any race, any gender)
Hawke and Merril/Isabela (see above)
Vegeta and Bulma
Anole and Graymalkin
Hulkling and Wiccan
Revan and Bastila
Exile and Brianna
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash (normally not my thing but if it's good, it's good)
Kyle and Syrene
Duncan and Courtney
Zer0 and Gaige
Mordecai and Lilith
Axton and Maya
My (main!)Sim and his wife who is totally not based on anyone I know in real life
Favourite Musicians (cause music is the most important thing in the world): Rage Against The Machine, Nirvana, Radiohead, The Beatles, Queen, Killswitch Engage, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cage the Elephant, The Black Kids, Green Day, The Doors, AC/DC, The Rolling Stones, One Direction (their hot and their music is catchy, I'm only a man), Sublime, Muse, Foo Fighters, Two Door Cinema Club, Gregory Alan Isakov, Passion Pit, Hole, Santana
As you can see I literally have the broadest musical taste ever. And these are just the ones I can think of right now.