Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Teen Titans.
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I have a dark sense of humour. Like you may think that your sense of humour is dark, but you've never made a joke about making a stillborn into a statue using the same method people use to preserve baby shoes. To be fair, it was pretty damn hilarious in context. I'm also bisexual as all hell, not that it's a major factor in my life I just like saying it cause I can separate the bastards from the good people (homophobia does indeed make you a bastard). I'm also a male feminist.The gender equality Lena Dunham kind. And just so I can cover everything: I'm an atheist, but as long as you're not preachy you'll never notice. What else? Oh yes, I'm also addicted to alcohol and tobacco. So that's nice.
I also swear a lot. Tourette's Syndrome. It's a bitch. I use too many commas as well.
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
IF SOMEONE SAYS, "ARE YOU OK?" YOU:
Don't Get Lost in Heaven by Gorillaz
WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF:
True Love Waits by Radiohead
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Polly by Nirvana (ewww)
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ANIMALS?
Murmaider by Dethklok
WHAT IS YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL?
I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire by The Ink Spots
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE?
I Hate Myself and Want to Die by Nirvana (oh boy)
WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
Asking For It by Hole
WHAT DO YOUR ENEMIES THINK OF YOU?
Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT?
Sports! (Sports bar remix) by Tim and Eric
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
HOW DO YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME?
Drain You by Nirvana (there's a masturbation joke in there)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Calm Like a Bomb by Rage Against The Machine
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
What I Got by Sublime
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head by Gorillaz
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
My Last Serenade by Killswitch Engage
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Ready Steady Go by L'arc en Ciel
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Even Flow by Pearl Jam
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Rape Me by Nirvana (of course)
More stuff that seems to be mandatory though I'm sure none of us know why:
Favourite couples (or: The relationships that will show up most frequently when I learn how to be a decent writer)
Anything involving the two player characters from a Pokémon game getting together
Beast Boy and Raven (basically my OTP)
Swarley and Sparkles
Batman and Wonder Woman
Boss and Shaundi (Laura Bailey especially)
Lone Wanderer and Amata
Any Fable protagonist and anything that moves
Dragonborn and Aela
Either Shepard with Liara
Inquisitor and Cassandra/Josephine/Iron Bull (any race, any gender)
Hawke and Merril/Isabela, but never as an ot3 (see above)
The Warden and Leliana (ditto)
Vegeta and Bulma
Anole and Graymalkin
Hulkling and Wiccan
Revan and Bastila
Exile and Brianna
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash (normally not my thing but if it's good, it's good)
Too many Fire Emblem relationships to mention
Duncan and Courtney
Zer0 and Gaige
Mordecai and Lilith
Axton and Maya
Sapphire and Ruby (Garnet)
Bubblegum and Marceline/Gumball and Marshal Lee
Korra and Asami
My (main!)Sim and his wife who is totally not based on anyone I know in real life
I'm kind of an intense shipper. If I don't like a ship NOTHING will sway me. I also despise ships I view as easy. Like Wonder Woman and Superman. It's just lazy writing. Let's pair our most powerful characters with each other, OMG so original. It's just so obvious and therefore I find it so incredibly boring. I much prefer Wonder Woman and Batman. There's just so much contrast between the two which makes it an interesting relationship. With Superman its like she's hooking up with a male version of herself. A ridiculously overpowered male version of herself from space. I also hate the Roland and Lilith relationship from Borderlands 2 for being too obvious as well. The guy gets to be a super badass soldier, brilliant leader, worshipped like he's the Second Coming AND he gets the girl. The only girl. Did everyone at Gearbox play as Roland? Apparently no one played as Mordecai cause all he got was a drinking problem. Oh no, he also got to date Moxxi, but for some reason she dumped him for Jack, because it adds to the whole "Moxxi's a bisexual slut who can't commit to a relationship for longer than a month" joke, which is kinda offensive. Hence why I prefer Lilith and Mordecai. It's just better. I could name a hundred other ships, but I won't. But I could.
Speaking of lazy ships, Robin and Wonder Girl from Young Justice. What the hell was that? They never interact, not even a little, and suddenly they hook up? It's like Cupid got bored and decided to fire randomly at people who were standing in the same general area. And the series had to end before someone realised how stupid that was. Of course it bloody did.
Favourite Musicians (cause music is the most important thing in the world): Rage Against The Machine, Nirvana, Radiohead, The Beatles, Queen, Killswitch Engage, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cage the Elephant, The Black Kids, Green Day, The Doors, AC/DC, The Rolling Stones, One Direction (yeah), Sublime, Muse, Foo Fighters, Two Door Cinema Club, Gregory Alan Isakov, Passion Pit, Hole, Santana, Arctic Monkeys, Your Favorite Martian, The Ink Spots, Dean Martin
As you can see I literally have the broadest musical taste ever.
Favourite movies: Star Wars Original Trilogy (The Empire Strikes Back especially), Star Wars 7, The Dark Knight, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, The Big Lebowski, District 9, Goodfellas, The Austin Powers series, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Jump Street series, Ant Man, Interstellar, Avengers 1 & 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, Pulp Fiction, Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice, Captain America Winter Soldier, Deadpool, A Case of You (Justin Long man, Justin Long), Delivery Man ( I don't know)
Favourite television shows: Adventure Time, Arrow, Game of Thrones, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Elfin Lied, Flash, Legend of Aang/Korra, Steven Universe, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Scrubs, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Doctor Who, Sherlock, We Bare Bears, True Detective, Month Python's Flying Circus, New Girl, Teen Titans (original series), Young Justice, Community
Favourite games: The Elder Scrolls (Skyrim and Oblivion especially), Borderlands 1 & 2, all Dragon Age games, every Fire Emblem (Sacred Stones especially), Pokémon main series from Fire Red onwards, Knights of the Old Republic, Metroid series, Legend of Zelda series, Arkahm Series, Magic: The Gathering (Black and Red deck, lotsa Radkos stuff going on. Monastery SwiftSpear, Toil and Trouble and Havoc Festival are my favourite cards), Yu-gi-oh, Assassin's Creed, The Force Unleashed, Halo (just not the 343 series), Sims series (Sims 2 being my favourite), Bioshock Infinite (despite the really nonsensical ending, I mean it was great but made no sense, and that monumentally depressing ending for Burial at Sea), Mass Effect series, Grand Theft Auto 4&5
Crap I hate with the most intense of passions:
Maybe some of those weren't serious.
Wild mass guessing time:
The Sixth Doctor was like he was because the Fifth Doctor thought of Adric as he regenerated, indicating that he still felt guilty about his death. When the regeneration was complete, the new Doctor was either suffering from depression; dark humour, violent outbursts etc, or his personality was wired to be as unlikeable as possible to prevent people from getting to close and getting hurt, hence strangling Peri, aforementioned dark humour and violence issues and superiority complex.
The Master is Susan's grandmother. On Gallifrey; The Master (then a she) was in a relationship, cadual or romantic, with a younger man, namely The Doctor, and had kids. One of those kids had Susan. Then The Master committed a crime, likely murder, or spoke out against the regime and her children were killed in retaliation. Susan was spared because she was with The Doctor who was already a renowned warrior. The Doctor's relationship with The Master was damaged and he left with his only remaining family; Susan. The Master went after them, but was injured and regenerated into what was supposed to be his last form. This would explain the massive amounts of ho yay (that is, homosexual subtext) between The Doctor and The Master and why The Master doesn't want a universe without The Doctor in it. And vice versa.
Sherlock and Elementary take place in the same universe. The two Sherlocks are distant relatives, and the names Sherlock and Mycroft are family names, hence why two sets of siblings have them. John and Joan are unrelated and just happen to have the same last name. Or they are Time Lords who forget about each a other after each regeneration.
Teen Titans Go is a cartoon in the Teen Titans universe, made without the Titan's consent, which is why the layout of the Towers are different, the characteristics of the Titans are exaggerated (the show's creators don't know much of the Titan's personalities, only what they see on the news, which explains why Robin is an obsessive control freak, for example, because they always see him barking orders), they found five voice actors who could impersonate the Titans and why no secret identities are revealed. Except for maybe Beast Boy's, seeing as how he doesn't keep a secret identity and in the source material he went to school green. Even the people that made that crappy show could work that out. They named it after Robin's catchphrase. It would also explain how Terra is portrayed, given she had a rather public face - heel turn.
Alternatively, Teen Titans is a cartoon in the Young Justice universe for many of the same reasons and Teen Titans Go is its crappy spin off rather than a crappy original. The five cast members are established voice actors in this case.
Justin was a bad guy in TDA because he was angry over how everyone turned on him and decided to play the game in a more underhanded way. Courtney became an alpha bitch because she was Montreal screw jobbed.
RL=J. Kinda obvious.
Sherlock is not a high functioning sociopath, evidenced by his ability to form emotional attachments (John, Mrs Hudson, Molly, Lestrade, Irene) and neither is Mycroft (he cares for his little brother more than he cares to admit). Sociopaths are incapable of ANY emotional attachment. They actually have Aspergers which has similar "symptoms".
James Bond is the code name for anyone who becomes 007. Craig's Bond is actually called James Bond because he is the son of one of the previous Bonds, who took on a new identity following their departure from MI6 (5?) and named their son as a sort of tribute. When Moore's Bind visited the grave of Lazenby Bond's wife, he was actually paying his respects to a short lived but talented agent whose body was either buried in the same grave or wasn't recovered. Connery's second run saw him go after the killer of the Lazenby Bond's wife. He used revenge as a cover up to sell the illusion that there was only one Bond. His main objective was Bloefeld
Speaking of, Waltz's Bloefeld took his name from the original Bloefeld, whom he was related to on his mother's side.