Kyle Moss
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Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Wrestling.

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I have a dark sense of humour. Like you may think that your sense of humour is dark, but you've never made a joke about making a stillborn into a statue using the same method people use to preserve baby shoes. To be fair, it was pretty damn hilarious in context. I'm also bisexual as all hell, not that it's a major factor in my life I just like saying it cause I can separate the bastards from the good people (homophobia does indeed make you a bastard). I'm unfortunately the bad-stereotype promiscuous kind as well, not because of my sexuality, but because I'm just that kind of person. I'm also a male feminist.The gender equality Lena Dunham kind. And just so I can cover everything: I'm an atheist, but as long as you're not preachy you'll never notice. What else? Oh yes, I'm also addicted to alcohol and porn. So that's nice.

I also swear a lot. Tourette's Syndrome. It's a bitch. I use too many commas as well. Is that tautology?

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD (I don't know who started this or of I'm doing it right):

(Not in any specific order)

1. Fluttershy

2. Kyle (from Fire Emblem)

3. Boss with female voice 1

4. Dragonborn

5. Deadpool

6. Hero of Kvatch, Daedric Prince of Madness

7. Revan

8. Blackfire

9. Zer0

10. Finn

What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"It's like twelve in the morning Fluttershy, what do you want?"

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Suggestive wink as if to say "Come to me, let's do something freaky."

5 cooked you dinner?

Me: "What is this? Tastes good."

Deadpool: *whispers in my ear*

Me: *spits food out*

8 got into the hospital somehow?

"What could have possibly injured you enough to land up in hospital? Oh you fell from orbit. That'll do it."

9 made fun of your friends?

"I respect your opinion."

10 ignored you all the time?

"Finn, when I said flame princess was hot, I meant it literally." (But they broke up)

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do?

Probably fly way out of their reach

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What would 2 do?

Put me on his horse and find a healer

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What would 4 do?

"FUS RO DAH!"

You're about to do something that'll make you extremely embarrassed. What would 5 do?

Let me do it, the post it on Youtube and make a remix

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Let me ride in the Ebon Hawk

You're about to get into a fight. How does 9 support you?

Give me his sword

You can't stop laughing. What would 10 do?

Laugh too

1 is all that you dreamed of. Why?

Who wouldn't dream of Fluttershy, in a non-clop way, she's effing adorable

2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9.

Could be hot under that mask, you don't know

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Give that beautiful Khajiit Daedric Prince of Madness a high five, not just because he can make me fall to my death with a wave of my hand.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes in your mind?

My haircut's awesome, Revan's just jealous cause he was given a mullet. Crappy Canon face

8 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"Don't worry Blackfire, you're hot for a fictional character, and there's always fanfiction."

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

69ing

Could 1 and 6 become soulmates?

He's a cat god and she's a Pegasus pony, so go ahead. But I don't know if their parents would approve.

Would 2 trust 5?

Noooo, not to save his life.

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

They get into a sword fight, and Chillrend freezes Finn and the battle ends

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study would they pick?

Deadpool would take Computer classes and spend the whole day looking at por...eotix crew dancing. And Fluttershy would take biology, cause she's an animal person.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Freckle Bitches and Cheese! So much CHEEEEEEEEESSSSSEEE

7 and 9 are applied for a job. What job?

Law enforcement. With swords

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

The only hair Deadpool has is on his di...never mind.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Yes, its a girl and it would be perfect for him.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Whose sword is bigger. Sexual innuendo

1 accidentally kicked 10?

"Sorry Finn, it was an accident."

"Its okay Fluttershy, it didn't hurt that bad."

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Oh please let me see that, I would pay to see that.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

"Madgod angry, Madgod SMASH!"

7 won the lottery?

A new Holovision set in his ship, or he'd rebuild T3-M4, whatever comes first.

8 had quite a big secret?

She kissed a girl to learn English

9 became a singer?

She sings pretty well, I'd legally download that album. No this testimonial was not coerced in any way

10 got a daughter?

"Mathematical."

Conception must have hurt like a bitch. (but they broke up recently)

What would 1 think of 2?

He's a nice guy, but a little stiff and boring

How would 3 greet 4?

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."

Decapitation

What would 4 envy about 5?

He has GUNS and he is impossible to kill.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Well, Sheo would be wearing a little black number and our eyes would meet on the dance floor and...

HOLY CRAP DEADPOOL I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE KIDDING OR NOT

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They are both awesome swordsman and their appearance are up to the player, and I made them as un-mainstream as possible!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

She did something evil

Where would 8 meet 9?

At a space station because I don't know where aliens hangout in real life, all I know is a cliche that is forced on us by society.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That Finn's sword is cooler

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Nasty Fluttershy.

How do you feel right now

Awesome

Favourite couples (or: The relationships that will show up most frequently when I learn how to be a decent writer)

Anything involving the two player characters from a Pokémon game getting together

Beast Boy and Raven (basically my OTP)

Swarley and Sparkles

Boss and Shaundi (Laura Bailey especially)

Lone Wanderer and Amata

Any Fable protagonist and anything that moves

Dragonborn and Aela

Either Shepard with Liara

Inquisitor and Cassandra/Josephine/Iron Bull (any race, any gender)

Hawke and Merril/Isabela (see above)

Vegeta and Bulma

Anole and Graymalkin

Hulkling and Wiccan

Revan and Bastila

Exile and Brianna

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash (normally not my thing but if it's good, it's good)

Kyle and Syrene

Duncan and Courtney

Zer0 and Gaige

Mordecai and Lilith

Axton and Maya

My (main!)Sim and his wife who is totally not based on anyone I know in real life

Favourite Musicians (cause music is the most important thing in the world): Rage Against The Machine, Nirvana, Radiohead, The Beatles, Queen, Killswitch Engage, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cage the Elephant, The Black Kids, Green Day, The Doors, AC/DC, The Rolling Stones, One Direction (their hot and their music is catchy, I'm only a man), Sublime, Muse, Foo Fighters, Two Door Cinema Club, Gregory Alan Isakov, Passion Pit, Hole, Santana

As you can see I literally have the broadest musical taste ever. And these are just the ones I can think of right now.

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The Virtue of Revenge by Loyal as a Book reviews
The Light will make their move. Darkseid is coming. The heroes will need all the help they can get. But not everyone obeys the rules of heroism. Instead, a rejected meta-human, a freakish half-demon, a broken amputee, an exiled alien princess, and an angry dead Robin all follow one rule: revenge is the law of the Outlaws.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,412 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Roy Harper/Arsenal, Jason T./Robin II
Leave out all the Rest by LifeSucksMusicDoesn't reviews
Takes place within a week after the Joker killed Jason. Bruce goes into his dead sons room and finds his final message to him.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Robin II - Complete
100 Ways to a Reader's Heart by Ttitansgo reviews
100 stories that range from outright parody to some fluff and everything in between. it will make you laugh, cry, and hopefully wet yourself. There's all kinds of pairings to choose from! Be you a BBxRae fan, a StarxRob fan, or even a Silkie-RedX fan. From the daily lives of the Titans to the craziest villain, It's all here! Enjoy and R&R. Thanks!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,699 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven, Robin, Starfire
Ask Beast Boy by TheGirlWithTheGreenLightSaber reviews
Beast Boy's taken up a job as the advice columnist on Jump City Times, the Jump City newspaper. Under his penname, Aiman Inja, he solves peoples' problems one article at a time. Hilarity ensues. Read, review, and write your own letters to BB.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Beast Boy
Housecarls by Charis77 reviews
The housecarls of Skyrim meet up at Breezehome to relax, chat and complain about the person they're all sworn to obey: the Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Lydia, Argis the Bulwark, Iona, Jordis the Sword-Maiden - Complete
White Like Bone by Queen Lua reviews
Volug clenched his jaw. It unnerved him, how Nailah wouldn't meet his eyes—she'd never failed to do that before.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Volug, Nailah - Complete
Hammer & Fail by RhiDaBatch3 reviews
When Thor manages to fill up the tower with junk, Tony decides that he, Bruce, and Thor are going to add one more floor to Stark Tower. Based off the Eddsworld toon by the same name.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Simple Stare by Silent Specter reviews
Set after the events of Titans Together. All of the Titans are together, and Jericho can't seem to get comfortable with a certain pink haired titan on his mind. Probably not so great of a story, haven't wrote a fic in ages, but liked the JeriKole pair.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Jericho, Kole - Complete
Free by Kenny Trash reviews
A poem I wrote in honer of Edd Gould the creator of Eddsworld. 1988-2012.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Never Kill A Boy On the First Date by AerisSerris reviews
Birthday fic for Female Darkish Cody! :D Ezekiel and Izzy are going on their first date, simple right? What could possibly go wrong? Contains Ezzy, NoCo, Bridgeney, Heathold, Gwent, Lindsyler, and Geoff/?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Izzy, Ezekiel - Complete
Flirtation by ElvenQueen18 reviews
While out on the town in her Bayville Siren disguise, Kitty unexpectedly encounters Kurt. When she pretends to not know who he is, Kurt decides to play along. Takes place during "Walk on the Wild Side," but still slightly AU.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2011 - [Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.] - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Bow Chicka Wow Wow by Zombie Dino reviews
Or 'Whipped Cream'. Terra loves Raven, but is too afraid to tell her. Much to her horror, the rest of the Titans decide to step in and give her a helping hand. RavenxTerra femslash.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Raven, Terra - Complete
Winter's Fortune by Ionuneos reviews
A series of Fortuneshipping oneshots starring Lucas, Dawn, and of course, Shaymin. Chapter 5: She's dirty, wanting, and in the arms of another man. At least, that's how Lucas sees it.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Lucas/Kouki, Dawn/Hikari
Riders by wolfraven80 reviews
Kyle/Syrene 'Do you know,' she asked, 'the story of the pegasi's origins'
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Kyle, Syrene - Complete
The Boy That Haunts Her by Madame Starfire reviews
A certain boy has been haunting Kole, his image in her head constantly. One unexpected day, they cross paths on the roof of Titans Tower. One-shot. JeriKole. Has a hint of humor.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jericho, Kole - Complete
That's What She Said! by mizlo reviews
Who says you can't have a normal conversation? Matt Hardy and Co., that's who! Matt Hardy/OC with special guests The Miz and Justin Gabriel.. because that's what I said!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Matt Hardy, Justin Gabriel - Complete
Plots and Poison by FrivolousFlare reviews
Kole, Jericho, Jinx and KF are roomed together. Kole is trying to get Jinx and KF together, as well as stop arguing every five seconds. But what happens when disaster strikes? JeriKole story. R&R! Rated for safety possible fights .
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Jericho, Kole
Business Endeavors by DivineRedFire reviews
The Teen Titans have their hands full with the baddies of Jump, especially the nefarious Slade. And him being the mastermind he is, has hired the Merc with the Mouth for a little business endeavor, but this is DEADPOOL we're talking about here. Ch. 20 up
Crossover - Teen Titans & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,500 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Robin
Star Wars the Clone Wars: Truth or Dare by ijedi reviews
Title self explanatory. Enjoy
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Lumiya - Complete
Moptop by Ceolsige reviews
FE7 . Who would've thought that under all that hair, Lowen was such a hunk? Now the entire army is after him, but all he wants is the attention of one girl. LowenRebecca! Overwhelming silliness ahead.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Lowen, Rebecca
Pokemon Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Dalek-Who reviews
Lemon Demon's song Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny with my Pokemon lyrics. Truly hillarious.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
100 ways to Piss Off Raven by fanaticwr1t3r reviews
100 ways to piss off the oh-so-piss-off-able!... and of course we mean Raven. :P
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Raven - Complete
100 Ways to Piss Off Robin by fanaticwr1t3r reviews
This is the result of a really huge idea when bored. 100 ways to get Robin angry! :D If any of you think any of the numbers need repairing or fixing, review please, I'd appreciate it Humor/oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Robin - Complete
Taking Over Me by Schimelos reviews
One night, Raven can't sleep... so she decides to make some tea, but when she runs into Beast boy, something will happen that the two can never forget... please RR! FINISHED
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,320 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Don't Let it Get Around by Heaven's Angel reviews
As per requests, here it is, BBRaven. The name could be taken the wrong way...but don't. More fun fluff
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Beast Boy, Raven
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The S Word Happens and Things Change reviews
Kyle and Jack are trying to take the WWE by storm, but breaking out of the shadows of their older brothers Kai and Quinn, they are in for one hell of a ride as they go through friendship, rivalries, love and ultimately, being on the different ends of the cheering and booing. Its one eff up after another, please read and review. Eve/OC, Kaitlyn/OC among others
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Eve Torres, Kaitlyn
Kyle Katarn Facts reviews
The best Kyle Katarn Facts out there, if you know anymore please put them in a review
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Complete