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Real name: Tom Hunt

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I read many, many fanfics. At the moment, I write only one fanfic. Greetings and salutations.


So, I have a list of favorites, down there in the tab that says "Favorites". That list gets every fic that I enjoy and find worthy enough to direct what meager traffic may come here to. (Really, there are ones missing; I should get on that.)

This list is, or should be, a strict subset of that one; it's the fics that are not only sufficiently entertaining to get me to read and enjoy them, but that I think are good enough to publish as books, if that wouldn't attract hordes of ravenous lawyers. Fics that fall not only into the category of "good by the standards of basically unedited web-published fiction", but "good by the standards of anything I've ever read". The major distinguishing factor here is the style, usage, grammar and punctuation. There are a few fics which would otherwise qualify (and yes, you should still read them and enjoy them) but have annoying technical issues; for instance "Hakumei", which has a habit of ending dialogue with a comma even when the dialogue tag is not after the quote, and "A Growing Affection", which feels the need to refer to a character by every different noun phrase under the sun before repeating itself in a scene ("Naruto", "the tokujo", "the Konoha nin", "Hinata's boyfriend", yeah I get it, just call him Naruto, that's his name which is what it's there for). Anyway.

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Barring unforeseen circumstances this will always be my favorite fanfic ever. I may be prejudiced by my general similarity in personality to the main character (he's kind of like me, except three times worse at eleven than I am at eighteen), because it's fun seeing someone kick everyone's ass with KNOWLEDGE! and SCIENCE!, but...this is it. This easily falls in my top ten things I have ever read.

Team 8

Very nicely written, the characters act like themselves, several people without any real fleshing out in canon get personalities, backstories and awesome moments. It feels less like someone playing around in the Naruto universe and more like someone writing an original story with characters that happen to be Naruto and Hinata and Shino. This is still what I think of when I wonder how Hinata, Shino, or Kurenai would react.

Naruto: Rogue Fox

The dark!Naruto here is just about as good as the dark!Harry in Methods, above, though with a different emphasis. Naruto fell under the influence of the Kyuubi due to a nail early on, and this led to many changes. Probably the fanfic that has had the most emotional impact on me on reading; it takes the standard dark-character-contemplates-irrevocable-sundering, which is (come to think of it) kind of a theme in Naruto, then has it go in the undesirable way and makes you feel it.

People Lie

Another dark!Naruto, very different from the last one, and I actually like this one better, though more for what I personally enjoy than for quality of writing. This dark!Naruto comes free with special bonus dark!Sasuke and dark!Hinata, and they're a team. May the world beware. (And then he starts showing the Lovecraftian influences on this particular take on the ninja world. May the world extra-special-beware.)

Blood Sings

Really great. Naruto is, well, Naruto, but still has to deal with his particular problems (which I will not tell you, because the revelation is interesting). Another one that gives me the feeling of a story that takes place in the Narutoverse, rather than an exercise in playing around with the Narutoverse.

Luminosity and Radiance

I'm a little bit conflicted about these, because they're Twilight fandom, and I utterly detest both the canon and the vast majority of other fanfic for it. My personal assessment is that this is the canon, and actual Twilight is a bad fanfic that got sent back through a time warp and edited for spelling. Seriously, it takes the Twilight universe and characters and makes them awesome. If nothing else, you should read it for the same reason one would watch a contortionist, just for the How the hell is that possible? factor. The stories are on FFnet, but the author prefers her own website at http://luminous.elcenia.com, which has some related material not available here.

Time Braid

Most excellent. The writing is great, the characters are really cool, Sakura gets really fun powerups. It manages to give the loopers godlike levels of power (and, in some cases, actual godhood) without the conflicts becoming predetermined, and even the dark looping Sasuke has realistic motivations that are twisted in a realistic way by the influences he is under. To the degree that you can refer to godlike ninjas as 'realistic', anyway.

A Fox in Tokyo

This is rather short and quite possibly dead; I wouldn't call it as necessarily dead as any other fic that hasn't been updated since 2008, since it's part of a larger crossover universe by the author which is still semi-regularly updated, but updates are probably far in the future. Regardless, it has the best attention to setting I've seen in a Naruto fic. It sets Konoha in modern-day Tokyo, and it fits far better than it has any right to.

Journey of the Three Failures

Very nice. Well-written, as all of these, but also notable for the biggest short-time divergence from a single change, in complete compliance with canon, that I've ever seen. Neji beating Naruto in the Chunin Exam finals leads to Orochimaru taking over Konoha. Seriously. Best line: "Fear the Shadow Fist."

Shinji and Warhammer 40k

One of the strangest premises I've ever seen, and it makes it work through pure crazy awesomeness. Favorite NGE fic ever.

NGE: Nobody Dies

Almost as awesome as the directly above, and the Ree are just kind of generally astounding. Bonus points for getting that level of craziness out of a single past nail and making it plausible.

Brutal Harry

Uninspired title aside, this is actually very good. Take Harry Potter, add psychological realism, nudge it just a tiny bit to make Harry take the most interesting of four possibilities for a brutally abused child, and run. I would almost go so far as to say that this is Methods of Rationality if Harry was still raised at the Dursleys'.

The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope

This is a crossover between Harry Potter, Naruto and Fate/stay night, which sounds really strange but works. The premise is that Harry is born with the Sharingan, and through various traumatic experiences at the Dursleys' activates it up to Mangekyo level before arriving at Hogwarts. Does an excellent job of melding the universes in a way that makes sense, and also features a stupidly-strong Harry going up against equally stupidly strong obstacles. It is infected with all the grim darkness of both Naruto and the Nasuverse at their grimmest and darkest, but that doesn't interfere with the enjoyment of the story.

I will probably add more here as I remember their existence or come across them.


A random pet peeve: No one in fanfiction, apparently, knows the difference between the homonyms 'reign' and 'rein'. Even otherwise quite good writers who would never mix up such commoner sets as to/two/too or their/they're seem to think that the word 'reign' is used everywhere except the type of precipitation. Therefore, the meanings:

reign, meaning either to rule over an area (as a king) or such a rule (as in, the king reigns over the country, the reign of the king)

rein, meaning the leather straps used to control a horse, most commonly used in such sayings as 'to take the reins' (to take control of a situation) and 'rein in' (to pull a situation back from previous excesses)

rain, meaning a type of precipitation often associated with clouds, which I don't think anyone ever actually confuses with the former two

Similarly,

phase, meaning the current state of a cyclical phenomenon (as in the phase of the moon, or waves in/out of phase)

faze, meaning to disconcert or shake the resolve of a person, usually used in the saying 'he was not fazed by whatever-it-was'

And a less common one:

hoard, meaning a large collection of inanimate, usually valuable, objects, usually used in connection with dragons, occasionally in the verb meaning to gather such a collection

horde, meaning a large group of individual people (or whatever sort of being you're dealing with), usually used of a particularly disorganized and brutal army

Yet more:

ordinance, meaning a law, or law in general

ordnance, meaning, generally, military weapons of artillery or explosive type

Also, the single most jarring typo I have ever seen in any Naruto fanfic: misspelling 'chakra' as 'charka'. Seriously, people, just stop it, it looks and sounds stupid.


Rules for Naruto fanfiction. These are not hard-and-fast rules at all; in fact, breaking them can lead to the premises for really interesting fics, and it's quite possible that I will be breaking them in the future. However, the worlds as implied by these rules are the default; if you want to change that, as part of a thought-out response, that's fine, but there's some unfortunate fanon out there that, if it's followed without thought for the consequences, can lead to fairly noxious fics. In general, if you want to break one of these rules, think it through and figure out the logical consequences of the change.

1. Naruto was not completely brutalized as a child. He was treated harshly, true, lived alone from a ridiculously early age, true, he had relatively little normal human contact, true, and most of the civilians in the village were hostile to him, true. However, there is no evidence one way or the other whether or not he was denied service at shops or overcharged (I find it likely, but it's never mentioned in canon), and he most certainly was never routinely beaten by mobs or off-duty ninja. If you break this rule, you need to keep several things in mind: for one, it implies that the Sandaime Hokage is either completely incompetent, evil, or politically tied up by forces beyond his control (but see rule 4); for another, Naruto's eventual outlook should be very different from that of canon (being ignored or glared at, and therefore deciding to become Hokage to force people to acknowledge him, versus being repeatedly brutalized; there's no way he would be quite so optimistic and forgiving, for one thing).

2. The Kyuubi is not particularly friendly to Naruto. Depending on how you're playing the metaphysics, he may or may not be in danger of dying when Naruto dies; if so, then he can reasonably be expected to help him out when his life is in danger, and maybe even give him certain power-ups when he's not directly threatened. However, he is not particularly sensitive to Naruto's feelings, he's not going to be acting sympathetic about whatever thing Naruto is angsting over lately, and he most certainly does not address him by affectionate diminutives such as 'kit'. If you break this rule, either by recharacterizing the Kyuubi from the beginning or by character development over the course of the story, you have to keep in mind that for one thing, it's likely to lead to a Naruto able to draw on large amounts of demonic power without losing control (or at least without fear of hurting his friends), so beware overpowering your protagonist; for another, the Kyuubi may or may not be in a position to reveal most of the plot to Naruto with regards to his parents and Madara, but that should be at least considered. (I use the male pronoun for the Kyuubi above, but all this applies equally to a female Kyuubi.)

3. Sasuke may be more or less of a bastard, but he is not incompetent. It's far too common in stories that bash him to have him much weaker than Naruto, then when this is demonstrated to him, to have him go into denial about it and/or lash out at Naruto through his political connections instead of trying to get stronger. Similarly, he does not simply ride on the Uchiha name, and he doesn't really trade on the political power associated with it. If it is demonstrated to Sasuke that he is much weaker than Naruto, his reaction is most likely to be along the lines of getting strong enough to beat him. If you break this rule, well, you're pretty much breaking Sasuke's characterization from the Massacre entirely. I can't actually think of a way this could be a good thing. You could have him the beneficiary/victim of a conspiracy to make him think that he's stronger than he is so as to keep him happy and in the village (I've seen at least one story like this); if you do, then when he finds out (presumably after being humiliated by someone who he believes he is stronger than) he's going to be pissed off, and not so much at whoever humiliated him but at the people who fooled him.

4. The Hokage is the ultimate power in Konoha. The council may have some authority in its own right, but this is likely to be largely at least theoretically derived from its acting in the name of the Hokage. The heads of the shinobi clans will probably have more power, because they make up much of the military strength of Konoha, but even they are still subordinate to the Hokage. Specifically, the Hokage is extremely unlikely to be in a position where he can be forced by the council/the clan heads/whoever into compromises that he thinks are abhorrent, like "let Naruto be repeatedly horribly beaten by villagers" (see rule 1). If you break this rule, keep in mind that this is likely to greatly decrease Konoha's efficiency as a shinobi village and hence essentially a military force. If you want to really play with the situation (most likely in an AU, since this is going to be completely counter to the canon), you could have the Hokage as a basically figurehead authority that whoever holds real power 'acts in the name of' in a mostly ceremonial fashion, analogous to the Crown in modern-day Britain. This could be quite interesting, but again, think it through.

Also, one thing that annoys me about anime fanfiction more generally: the use of sweatdrops, facefaults, etc. in fanfic itself. These are a convention of the anime genre, and on screen, they work as a way to easily portray and emphasize basic thought processes. However, they have no significance to actual action in the plot--you never hear about someone losing a fight because they facefaulted, when in reality 'falling over' is a fairly irrecoverable mistake. Fanfics, inspired by the anime though they may be, are more like written literary works, and using these anime conventions unchanged is stupid. There's no more reason to use these in anime fanfics than there is to actually describe the camera panning in film fanfics.


A challenge, in case anyone is interested. Call it Raijin, for reasons soon to become apparent.

Naruto has an incident when young, before entering the Academy, involving some sort of power substation or high-tension power lines. He bridges something he shouldn't have and takes a lethal-to-the-point-of-overkill electric shock. The Kyuubi, not liking this whole dying idea, manages to alter Naruto's chakra to the degree that he can survive. The result is that Naruto has the strongest lightning affinity ever seen anywhere, to the point where he actually can't use non-raiton techniques. Thus Naruto is like Lee—he can do basic chakra shape manipulation for wall- and water-walking, but no techniques—except that he can do raiton techniques easily and with ridiculous power. He is also immune to any sort of electric shock damage—up to you if this includes Chidori variants, since they seem to be cutting/piercing just as much as shocking techniques—and can control electric currents and fields around himself. There are many possibilities from here, most of them awesome. Bonus points if you know some E&M physics and base his actual powers off that.

Yes, 'no techniques' includes shadow clone. It's up to you whether or not it includes rasengan—you could rule that it's entirely chakra shape manipulation, like wall/water walking, and so allowed. More bonus points if Naruto makes a lightning Rasengan analogous to rasenshuriken; extra special bonus points if the disadvantages are actually played up to the point where they count as weaknesses.

'Raijin' translates as 'lightning god'.


Thoughts for future fics. I may write these, or I may not. If you want to write one, feel free. If you do, I would appreciate a message to see how it turns out.

There are several fics on the theme of Naruto leaving Konoha after successfully bringing back Sasuke after Valley of the End; I think the idea for most of these originates with Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage Challenge. That challenge, at least, notes Tsunade's likely response to Naruto being banished by the council. I think, though, that there's something else missing there: Naruto just fought tooth and nail to bring his best friend back as a ninja of Konoha, and he's not going to be too pleased if Sasuke immediately gets imprisoned a la Escape from the Hokage's Hat. So, in a nutshell, Naruto brings Sasuke back, who is immediately imprisoned as a traitor, and Naruto, being displeased, breaks Sasuke out of prison and leaves again with him. Possibly some other combination of the Konoha 12 come along as well. To be realistic, some stuff needs to have happened beforehand to sour Naruto's view of Konoha, but I think it could be an interesting story. Of related interest: if Hinata left with that group, they could probably defect to Kumo and be taken in and defended, no questions asked.

A thought about a Naruto AU set in the modern world in which the arts of chakra manipulation are lost; have the Naruto cast studying the fragmentary documentation available to rediscover it, while the modern world order falls apart around them. Will probably need to give chakra manipulation a powerup compared to canon to make it a more realistic alternative to modern weaponry.

What if Hyuuga Hanabi was never born? For one, it's entirely plausible that the Hyuuga Incident with Kumo would not happen; taking a risk to kidnap the heir to a house with a ready replacement might be considered reasonable, if it could be presented as a fait accompli, when kidnapping an heir primus without an heir secondary might not. Thus, Hiashi never associates Hinata, subconsciously or not, with the death of his brother, and lacking a ready replacement does not write off Hinata at an early age; also possibly, the pressure on the Uchiha is not turned up to the point where Itachi is required to kill them all to avert catastrophe, so that issue might be resolved without Itachi's exile and Sasuke's focus on vengeance.

Any of these will probably not be written until I've either finished with Shinigan or put it on temporary hiatus, which I do not envision happening too soon.

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Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 53 - Words: 92,206 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka S.
The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. Cameron tracks down Diamond Joe and ensures his silence.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 320,838 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/5/2008
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/11/2007
Power Games by Immatrael reviews
There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 110,348 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Nanoha T., Fate T., Hayate Y.
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 723,122 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 830,631 - Reviews: 6270 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 5,385 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,529 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 545,791 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
The Darkest Light Casts The Brightest Shadow by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
On the night of Naruto's birth, Madara visits Kushina's hospital room, then vanishes into the night. What did he do, where did he go, and what does he have planned?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Madara U., Minato N.
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 388,690 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Unexpected Lord of Foxes by Solvdrage reviews
Naruto Uzumaki's world has been thrown into turmoil after Hinata's confession of love, Hiashi's plea to save his daughter, and the Kyubi seeking a new 'arrangement'. Through the turmoil, Naruto will discover power and something even greater.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,144 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 5/29/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,795 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7780 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 378,961 - Reviews: 3716 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 4,023 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Journey of the Three Failures by Hinata0321 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's defeat at the hands of Hyuuga Neji changed the course of history. Now an outcast Naruto, Hinata, and Lee must flee Konoha to become stronger, and ultimately save the very village which scorned them. Strong Naruto, Hinata, and Lee. Dark!Neji, Nice!Hanabi. Epic length. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 640,854 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Lee R., Neji H.
Misstep in the Right Direction by Solvdrage reviews
It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,490 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Rising Star by dead witch reviews
The final battle in the Land or Iron begins as the lone Sanseirei leads the Bijuu against those who would hunt them down. Chapter 45 updated. Warning, several lemons throughout the story. I have lost all control over my life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 423,962 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 246,600 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7904 - Favs: 4,199 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23766 - Favs: 13,433 - Follows: 12,344 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fate T Harlaown and the Case of the Murderous Murder by Moczo reviews
When a regional governor falls prey to deadly murder, the TSAB sends in their elite investigator extraordinaire, Fate T. Harlaown, and her prime apprentice, Teana Lanster, to bring the killer to justice. But then they also send a third investigator, thus proving that while they've gotten a LITTLE better since the JS Incident, they still make mistakes.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,042 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Fate T., Teana L. - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 6,275 - Follows: 7,131 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
How Things Could Have Been by Jin Hikari reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always had a strong will and a sturdy head on his shoulders. All he wanted was a little respect and someone to care about him, but who would be willing to get close enough to a village pariah like him? He's about to find out just how many people would be capable of doing just that, and gain some devastating power along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,135 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
To Summon a Mate by Penthesileia reviews
Inu/Kag. On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about...yet.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,965 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Raijin by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Six times as hot as the surface of the sun and five times as loud as a jet engine. A lightning bolt is something far more powerful than we'd like to think. Unfortunately for Naruto, he got to experience all of that power first hand. Fortunately for Naruto, that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Naruto U.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 394,216 - Reviews: 6483 - Favs: 7,118 - Follows: 6,255 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Beyond the Shadows by NeonZangetsu reviews
Nagato gave Naruto the power for peace before his defeat. Will it be enough as war looms, as Tsunade chooses a sucessor? The Summit of Five Kages is set to begin, and she couldn't have asked for a better replacement. Romance, fluff, NarutoxHinataxHanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,748 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hanyou: The Musical! by Solvdrage reviews
So, Naruto's a Hanyou, Sakura has horrible luck, Sasuke's an alleged Evil Genius, Hinata's the Team Mom, and the rest of the Konoha 12 are along for the ride. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,669 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Lives and Times of Kaleido Shirou Schweinorg by Angry Santo reviews
A collection of snippets and dabbles recording the alternate lives and troubling times of the adoptive son of Wizard Marshal Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, Shirou Schweinorg. Akasha preserve him because he's going to need the help...
Crossover - X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,070 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shirō E.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,646 - Follows: 12,167 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,344 - Follows: 6,291 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Everto by Rayneken reviews
Hinata meets Naruto, falls in love, and then finds out he's a demon. Because just when you think everything is going perfectly is when it always manages to mess up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 92,801 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
No One Left Behind by Syroc reviews
An spinoff-story from In Flight by Gabriel Blessing based off of a simple question: what if Rin and Saber hadn't stayed behind? Warning: departs from both Sekirei and In Flight. DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,646 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Shirō E. - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 165,364 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
NQaP Season II: Still Not Going as Planned by cerokun reviews
The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ichigo K.
Double Take by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Hinata dies while fighting Pain, but a mysterious figure gives her a second chance at life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
When Naruto was killed, he was expecting a lot of things. What he wasn't expecting, was to find out that his entire life is a video game. Trapped in an endless cycle of death and rebirth, Naruto can only wonder: Why is this happening? Who caused this? And how do I get out of the Game Of The Year? Naru X Harem. Based off of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto The Videogame, with his permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 4,407 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Prodigals by MissWorded reviews
DISCONTINUED -NaruHina- Sasuke and Hinata finally return to Konoha after six long years away from home. They're finding out fast that there's still work to be done in the old neighborhood. -Slight AsuKure, NejiTen, others-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,619 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fate Shirou by Shintouyu reviews
Shirou, you idiot!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,898 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012
Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. And he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jounin would transform them all into a true team. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,855 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Infinite Swords by DaGunth reviews
Emiya Shirou can instantly understand any weapon he sees. An IS is most certainly a weapon. What will happen when the amateur mage is thrust into the futuristic world of the IS Academy?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,768 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Shirō E.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,453 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 3,808 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The World in Black and White by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Game Theory by Immatrael reviews
Who dares stand between a mother and her daughter's life? Precia will do anything to achieve her goals. Even if it means accepting Fate. First of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 265,002 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Nerve Damage by CrossyCross reviews
Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,601 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shirō E.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fourth King by SSHiei reviews
The Fourth Grail War originally had but three Kings. Matou Kariya summons a fourth, but it isn't one anyone could have ever expected.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Kariya M.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Valkyrie by Chuckman reviews
In 1947, the hammer of Thor landed in the world of Neon Genesis Evangelion, bringing with it the terror and splendor of another universe. Continued in The Crisis of Infinite Shinjis. See Age of Marvels for a revisitation of the Marvel/Eva fusion concept.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,643 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hikari H., Asuka S. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12055 - Favs: 14,394 - Follows: 13,053 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Syroc's In Flight OMAKE: RANDOM edition! by Syroc reviews
These are all stories written by me for the sake of amusing and entertaining others from the TFF In Flight omake section. Most stories are based on the story In Flight by Gabriel Blessing.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,039 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011
destiny :: Inertia Dawn by ItsaRandomUsername reviews
Holy Grail War: A sacred rite of combat where magi battle for supremacy using Servants, manifestations of legendary figures from humanity's stories. But when the summoned warriors are revealed to be much more contemporary characters than expected, a mystery ten years in the making looms darkly in the background of the conflict and haunts its participants. *MEGACROSS*
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,070 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010
The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 177,598 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki Vs The World by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto Uzumaki just met the girl of his dreams. It's just a shame her exes are trying to make it a nightmare. Inspired by Scott Pilgrim Vs The World. Humorous Character Death!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Last Child of Krypton: Redux by Chuckman reviews
You will believe Shinji can fly.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 230,178 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinji I. - Complete
Bring Out Your Dead by riptey reviews
W.I.P. - Lucius Malfoy is dead, but it's a secret. Draco only has to hide it for a week, and the Ministry can't keep their noses out of his business - namely, Hermione Granger. Even worse, his own house wants to kill them both. - DMHG/EWE/dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,831 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 8,896 - Follows: 8,511 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Egg Belly by Cloverfield reviews
As most things do, it started with sex. Of course, there was more to it than that, but the thing everyone remembers is that there was sex involved at one point or another. Involving Setsuna, Konoka and the class of 6A. Part Twelve now up!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 149,163 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Konoka K., Setsuna S.
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,794 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Of Masters and Servants by Fragile Fate reviews
Fate is a strange thing. The die is cast, and two games begin as the world sits on the brink of destruction. As Shinji steps into the first scene, the Red Knight is by his side. Perhaps the world can change, after all? Multi-crossover.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Shinji I.
Fall Damage by forcedInduction reviews
More than any other part of the hero gig, Dave loved the opportunity to watch Mindy work. It was like watching an artist or an Olympian, except Dave had never seen anyone paint with oil or watercolor the way Mindy could paint with blood.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,501 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Jus Primae Noctis by Ambrant Arandel reviews
My vision of season four. I wrote this to take place after season three. I've rated it M as much to be safe as anything else. Saito reaches a decision about the girls, but the girls have other ideas...
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,919 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Saito, Louise - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3231 - Favs: 6,531 - Follows: 6,721 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Mind of Aluminum by Moczo reviews
The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
Soul's Light by Chengar Qordath reviews
It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...
Crossover - Evangelion & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,822 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Shinji I., H. Dresden
The Fett Twins by Lucillia reviews
Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa takes Leia back and has her memory erased from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star. Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,751 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Luke S., Boba Fett
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Absolute Zero: The Azure Sky by James D. Fawkes reviews
Jiraiya had always thought Nagato was Rikudo Sennin's reincarnation. But what if he wasn't? Nagato inherited the Sage's power and eyes. What does it mean for Naruto to have inherited the Sage's soul? "Soten ni zase...Hyorinmaru."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 85,414 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Hungover Waffles by Racke reviews
Waking up can be difficult when the evil waffles are invading, and you can't kick giant marshmallow strawberry.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Dragon Summoning by LordsFire reviews
Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,222 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Louise - Complete
Shinderella by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. The Fate/Stay Night cast join to tell the heartwarming tale of Cinderella, starring Shinji as our noble hero, Rin as the Charming Pr- wait. Go back to that last one. Shinji? The Hell?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Shinji M., Rin T. - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by Julian Chester reviews
New Year's Eve is a time of for fresh starts. This is exactly what happens for Shinji and Asuka, with a little help from Robert Burns and the juice of the barley. One shot, complete, M for underage drinking and slight teenage fooling around.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Asuka S., Shinji I. - Complete
The Mind is a Delicate Thing by Gallyrat reviews
None of the Konoha rookies are psychopaths. Or at least, that's what everyone hopes. The Hokage's just worried about the new generation. He doesn't mean to change everything. Second in the Delicate Things Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,745 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Riddle of Steel by Chuckman reviews
Hither came Shinji Ikari, black haired, sullen eyed, to tread the thrones of the Earth beneath his Evangelion's feet.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Shinji I. - Complete
My Other Son by enzhe reviews
Really, the last thing any of them wanted was to leave their baby boys all lone. Stuck in an elevator in the afterlife, it doesn't take too long for a Marauder, a Kage, and two redheads to find a loophole or two. Anthology.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
LiftToDrag Ratio by halfeatenmoon reviews
Kyon wasn't that surprised when he ended up with a place at the same university as Haruhi, and getting a student apartment together in Nagoya just seemed like the most sensible thing to do. Until one morning when Kyon wakes up with a pair of wings.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Deathtrap Girl by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Sequel to Headmaster’s Socks. As Harry and Hermione enter the next stage of the relationship, it's time for them to enter their second term at the Collegium. But there's something rotten in the bowels of Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasely is in big trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,497 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,164 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Saying I Will by DameM reviews
To return Ichigo to his "Substitute Shinigami" status, Rukia is assigned to stay by his side, even to the point of going to college. And it all starts in the typical Ichigo/Rukia reunion fashion- at Ichigo's expense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 196,949 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Third Magic by Delusional Fishies reviews
Illyasviel thought herself dead, Berserker destroyed, and probably her onii-chan too... But then, she heard the call that she could no longer resist. A slight breaking in the setting may occur.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,901 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Louise
The Ballad of Harry James Potter Evans Verres by Lanthanum reviews
Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, presented in ballad form. Parts completed 2011/06/05, 2011/06/06, 2011/06/11, 2011/07/03.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Seven Words by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Seven word profiles of Harry Potter characters. Not tragic. Not profound. Maybe not even coherent. Share and Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011
Bonds by A Random Story Generator reviews
What if Naruto hadn't turned away from Sasuke when they were children? What if Naruto had a friend to help protect him growing up, and Sasuke had someone to replace Itachi? Strong Naruto; likely pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,206 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,570 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Deus ex Evangelion by ValikVicious reviews
Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,033 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Asuka S., Shinji I.
Legend by May Eve reviews
"Lady, all the city's wild with stories of pirates coming our way, but you haven't said anything and you don't seem worried. I don't understand it." Set sometime after Will of the Empress.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
A User's Guide and Manual to URYUU ISHIDA by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
For those of you who've always wanted your own personal Quincy bishie for whatever reason... now you, too, can afford your own personal protector! Subject to availability, complete with 3-year warranty rendered invalid under certain conditions .
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Uryuu I. - Complete
The Theory by at-kb reviews
Why do captains and vice-captains have to do so much paperwork? Yumichika and Rangiku have a theory. Crack, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Yumichika A., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Vorbarra's Terrier by Tel-Writing reviews
Commander Vimes serves his Emperor, but he's sick of Vor privilege and Vor politics.
Crossover - Discworld & Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sam Vimes - Complete
Fragments by kiraiakuma reviews
Every ending is a new beginning, and often the endings of different stories come together for a new one. But this one might have some rather worrying implications for the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,358 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Expectations of Development by kiraiakuma reviews
One year of easy missions. That's all Sakura wanted. Instead she gets Zabuza and Orochimaru. Well, if fate wants to throw her head first into the ninja world, she'll oblige. Even if she has to sacrifice her innocence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,100 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pack Light by Tyler Marcoz reviews
He found her annoying, but, there was something there, something she sparked in him. She said she'd follow him anywhere. So, he let her follow, unaware of the changes it would trigger in more then just them, and not all for the better. SasuSaku, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,995 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dungeon Crawling in Chicago by LordsFire reviews
Take a decently fit Nerd, throw him into a slightly more magical version of the real world in 1990, and give him the ability to gain power as per D&D levelling system. A completely gratuitous piece, written purely for the author's own satisfaction.
Crossover - X-overs & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,354 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Known Facts by moonsword27 reviews
Harry Potter was left in a basket with only a letter as explanation, but one of his father's friends took it upon himself to answer the Dursleys questions up front. This one change leads to a different life for Harry. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,779 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Castaway Prince by ClockMaker411 reviews
After coming to her rescue, Kallen is given a chance to show her feelings for Lelouch. How will that confession bear on his already tremulous relationship with C.C., who has, unbeknownst to him, claimed him for herself? Lemon, erotica, 18 and over.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 101,600 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Naruto: Lord of Konoha by Andoriol reviews
When Naruto wrote up that summoning scroll, he'd only wanted a better summon, he didn't expect training to be a Ninja-Overlord. Orochimaru and Madara just might have some competition for world domination. Strong!Naruto, NOT Super!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,390 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Yoruichi by Thorn In Your Side reviews
The bane of Byakuya's existance. A look at sempai-kouhai relations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,620 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Ninja Slush by ShaperV reviews
A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,231 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Rumors by Racke reviews
It's an ordinary day... but why are everyone looking at me like that...?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9505 - Favs: 10,636 - Follows: 4,559 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Fox in Tokyo by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Naruto Uzumaki just became a ninja. But wait a minute, since when was Konoha hidden in modern-day Tokyo and where did all the guns and bombs come from? This is Nerima, 1996, and these are the meanest streets on Earth. Set in the Top Dog universe.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 179 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER A MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10393 - Favs: 5,307 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 4,528 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 682 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Dragons of Revolution by Vathara reviews
In a world where a British captain is the adopted son of the Emperor, the Opium Wars probably didn't happen... meaning the Revolution may be very, very different.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Battousai - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5781 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Orchestrating the Silence by SerialRavist reviews
What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka S. - Complete
Petals Scattered by Vathara reviews
After "Becoming", Buffy stops at the bus station... and goes somewhere very different from L.A. Bleach crossover, sequel to Petals in the Wind.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Nine Ways Archer's Plans Went Horribly Wrong by Mini Nephthys reviews
Of course, some would say that they weren't very good plans in the first place. Spoilers for UBW and HF. Archer x Rin, mentions of other pairings that disturb Archer greatly.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Archer - Complete
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 226 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Remember the King by drakensis reviews
Aizen's triumph is rather less triumphant than he expected.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2007 - S. Aizen - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Stray Cat Strut by Case13 reviews
Once upon a time, a boy who was met a cat that wasn't. Things sort of snowballed from there ... but hey, he's not complaining. AU cowritten with Griever
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,403 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 364 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 5,197 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Manslayer by Lady Salazar reviews
The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,763 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Ethan Rayne's Very Bad Day by Vathara reviews
Ethan's Halloween costume chaos... backfires. Multiple crossover, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Pet Shop of Horrors among others. Many others. Be afraid.... Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,539 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Shinigan reviews
Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,953 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.