A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny

The truth was supposed to save Danny. Fix things. The lab, the experiments, the lies, those were all in the past. Weren't they? Sequel to Phantom of Truth. Now complete! Cover art by Paplup.

The war is over, but the aftershocks still shake Soul Society. New captains and lieutenants step up, including a certain carrot-top and his raven-haired sidekick. But sinister forces at work, gathering strength while nursing a 200 year old grudge.

Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork

Rukia and Ichigo knew that separation was part of the deal but they didn't understand was how hard it would be nor what life would be like when they met again. Two years can change a person. AU/OOC.

What if Danny Fenton hadn't become a Halfa during the Ghost Portal accident. What if the Ghost Portal had actually pierced through the fabric of a different dimension and he had become half-Arrancar instead? Inspired by the "Arrancar in Amity" challenge. Co-authored by Chash123 and Sharkteeth.

The King's Law is absolute. Isshin and Ichigo may be in more danger now than they ever were in during the War. Unfortunately now a Dead!Fic; see final chapter for complete summary of remaining plot.

While fighting Aizen, Ichigo makes a sacrifice, becoming a zanpakuto. When he survived the killing curse, Harry's soul was disconnected from his body, becoming a shinigami. Every sword needs a wielder. Every warrior needs a sword. Unfortunately a Dead!Fic. Final chapter contains summary of remaining plot.

-CANCELED/INCOMPLETE- Rukia was strong enough to defeat the hollow that first attacked Ichigo. If she had, what effect would it have on the story of Bleach? The smallest changes can make a big difference.

The Legend of the ZOMBIEPOWDER continues

"I'm back." He slurred. "After all these years I'm finally back...and now...you'll pay for what you've done–" But before he could say anymore, the man coughed up a large amount of blood and fell from the sky with blood leaking from his orifices.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

Danny Fenton really didn't want to go to Japan to ghost hunt with his parents. He didn't know the language. He didn't know what might happen in Amity Park without him there. He wouldn't have Sam and Tucker with him. And worst of all...Full Summary inside

Two secrets: Danny's mysterious injury and Phantom's bizarre ectosignature. In her quest to find the answers to both, Maddie finds out more than she could ever have anticipated. Revelation fic, no PP

As a writer, I set forth to examine the content of the supposedly "Worse-Fanfic-Ever" and determine if it was, in fact, deserving of the title. This is my story. Warning: Undertaking an investigation into My Immortal is not for the faint of heart.

aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.

It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.

Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.

Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...

The innocence of childhood can be not recreated by any means currently available. But it can be approached when you share some of those precious, golden moments with your child. Moments from the childhood of your favorite HP characters and their parents.

Five snippets of the Sauron Story, in which Sauron is more bored and far more snarky than you might have imagined. First posted in September 2009 on a forum.

In the course of a terrifying and tragic night, Babette's world is turned upside-down as the fate of the Dark Brotherhood hangs in the balance. As she attempts to pick up the pieces of her life, she finds that there is much more to the Listener than meets the eye. Sequel to "A Twisted Sort of Sister."

Babette has an enlightening conversation with the newest member of the Dark Brotherhood. One-shot.

Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.

Ichigo dies. Ichigo becomes an Arrancar. Ichigo learns Spanish. Join Ichigo in spirit as he learns the basics of being an Espada.

She was cold, hungry and miserable. And it was all because of that stupid Dragon. HIATUS.

Nothing could ever make her forget how much she'd hated him. No amount of brain-damage could erase those terrible moments from her memory, she thought as she stood there with him - the man who fell from space. But these were new moments, just for them.

Wheatley had never been anything other than a robot, but he was given something most AIs never had - the ability to change who he was. Rated for mild, humorous swearing, most of which only British people would consider inappropriate.

What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.

Shiro has been there since the begining.This is his and Ichigos true relationship.

In an alternate universe, three traitors have set into motion a plot that will shake the world to its core. Captain Sosuke Aizen and the Thirteen Court Guard Squads stand against Hueco Mundo, awaiting an enemy with genocide as its goal.

With the Winter War over, Kisuke and Isshin are bored. Needing to come up with something to occupy their minds, they gladly jump at the chance to help Ichigo's teacher with a special project. Too bad that it's not going to go over well with the gang.

4yrs as Head of the Auror Department, and overworked. Unfortunately for Harry, when Kira shows up in Japan, he finds himself unanimously chosen to infiltrate the NPA! Bring on the detective L, who soon starts digging deeper to discover Harry's secrets!

Kurosaki Ichigo died when he was twenty nine.

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

The end of the Dragon War was supposed to bring peace to Berk, but other clans have gotten wind of the Hairy Hooligans' new "pets", and they're jealous to say the least. Of course Hiccup and Toothless would go missing at a time like this...or did they?

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.

'You want to know my story? Why Byakuya and our captain assigned me to train you for this mission? You want me to talk to you? Fine. But, in exchange, I need you to do this one thing for me... please.' -IchiRuki, songfic-

It shouldn't, but it warms his heart.

She tells him of heartbreak and pain in a silly story about coffee and cigarettes, and Ichigo thinks maybe there's hope for him after all. AU

Rukia and Renji are different. In a world without hunger, they search for food. In a city built on memory, they remember nothing of a life before this one. A series of shorts based on the story of Bleach from Rukia's point of view. 16

They say that it's normal for little kids to have imaginary friends. So what makes's Ichigo's imaginary friend different? Rabid plot bunny... that's all I'm going to say.

I wonder where you've been. — Ichigo/Rukia.

HTTYD taken from Toothless's POV.

The hollow hefts Zangetsu in his palm, and it doesn't feel like borrowed power. Shiro, Ichigo. This dark place so thrilling and new.

Here she was spoiling his last moments of peace on earth with her zeal for all things shinigami related. He can't honestly say that he minds. The Gotei 13 has sent their best recruiter. One-shot, gift for BA's IR FC.

Kurosaki Ichigo knows the rule of the world: in the end, the only one he can depend on is himself. On the path to self-destruction, he meets the last person who still believes he's worth something — if he can only let her in —AU, IchiRuki—

This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.

All because of a single person, and all hell break loose. Who knows how much the legendary Kurosaki family would be scared of a little cockroach? Let's see how frantic the "heroic" family would become when they see one!

Alexander discovers his latent writing skills and decides to pen a candid narrative about himself, the other Wild Things and Max. He just wants attention and hopes you will give him the satisfaction.

They're simply poor and awkward at expressing affection. Not sure if this is a drabble or one-shot, never really knew the word number of either...Kon's POV on Ichigo and Rukia's farewell.

How DH went down. Much mockery enclosed. Chapter Fourteen: Harry Potter and the Camping Trip of Hell and Hormones. Mainly Hormones.

"You said hello. Not to me, but to another girl. I didn't exist. But I was still there." Analysis of Ichigo and Rukia's first meeting, told from Rukia's perspective.

-AU-Kurosaki Ichigo is a surgeon at the Karakura Hospital, with one particular ability: he can see ghosts. His life is about to take a turn when he tries to help the ghost of Kuchiki Rukia find peace and move on...before they drive each other insane.

Jenny is an ex-employee of Better Living Industries, fleeing her old life to live in the Zones. A chance encounter with a band of Killjoys jump-starts her new life, but her past will not give her up so easily, and in the end, nothing will be the same.

I, Davin has survived the first couple weeks of the infection with; my girlfriend, Amanda, Nathan and Jared my two closest friends. We struggle to survive in the infected Los Angeles. But we get some unexpected help from four strangers. U/C, Oc's

For years, he has endured living without her. For years, he has been Shinigami in name, without ever truly becoming one. Now, she has finally come to release him. Post-423 oneshot on the death of Ichigo Kurosaki.

A parody of the latest movie in the Harry Potter Series. CONTAINS MAJOR DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS!

Pretend Harry Potter and L Lawliet have known each other for a while. Pretend they enjoy spending time together. Pretend that Harry has mentioned something he shouldn't have and L refuses to let it go. Now pretend Harry has homework. Oneshot

My world is dark," she murmured. "I've never seen the sun, I'm always trapped in this endless night. But when I'm with you, I can imagine it."—They are two teens leading very different lives. And yet…"You're my light...Ichigo." AU, IchiRuki

AU. The Shattered Shaft revealed something even Urahara did not expect: Ichigo is the reincarnation of Shiba Kaien. With Nejibana at his side, Ichigo sets out to save Rukia and to find out who he truly is. A struggle for his own identity begins... [DISCONTINUED]

She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.

Seventeen ways to break a heart. Seventeen months, and she still haunts him. — Ichigo x Rukia. One-shot. Ch423-424 spoilers.

Post-series. An accident has unexpected ramifications, and Ichigo suddenly faces a new life and a new threat in Soul Society. Living is never as simple as it seems. IchiRuki, complete.

Ichigo speaks into an empty room. He wishes that she is listening, but he can never know. -Chapter 423 Spoilers-

An expansion on Ichigo's thoughts in Chapter 423. Warning: Spoilers for Bleach Ch. 423...He had so much to say, but so little time to say it.

Based on manga episode 423, the parting thoughts of Rukia and Ichigo. Rukia's more immediate and Ichigo's in near future.

Despite what I told scarf-and-curlers, I do have a name. But you know that already, don't you king?" Semi-horrific musing of Ichigo's hollow, on Ichigo, Masaki, and the power of names. Now three parts; slight OOC-ness, disturbing conjectures.

Ichigo picks up his son from school and reminisces on how he came to be. AU.-ONESHOT-ICHIRUKI-

Just a goofy one shot about the characters in the US version of The Office debating which series is better-updated with a few minor tweaks because I saw Eclipse and had to vent.

"Setesh and Heru."/ Tatsuki and Orihime both leapt in surprise as they forgotten their mysterious guide... again./ "Anou..." Orihime whispered as she glanced back at the tableau, "Heru looks so much like Kurosaki-kun."

What's the difference between a Hollow and a Nobody? Why hasn't the Keyblade spoken since Dive into the Heart? Sora's mind looks strangely like The World That Never Was. Meanwhile, Roxas wakes up in a sideways world, and it's not Wonderland. Bleach xover

It's just a pretty picture. Like a poster of Rita Hayworth on the wall of a prison cell. // Inspired by Stephen King's "Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption". Shirosaki-centric. No pairings.

Ichigo Kurosaki. Occupation: Student, Shinigami... Mental patient. The aftermath of the Winter War left people asking some serious questions about him. Insanity, it seems, is contagious.

Even the Espada need entertainment. That's why Ulquiorra started this 'wisdom-book' to pass the time. Featuring entries from all in Las Noches. ABANDONED.

To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change

Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.

You’re 18, happy birthday Kurosaki Ichigo. You won’t be the man you wanted to be when you were younger and you’ll never have the woman you wanted because she’s dead and has been for a while. IchiRuki. R&R!

It is their personal Jihad, their holy fight of pride and enthroning. But Ichigo finds himself more often groveling against the ground than standing and looking like the regal king he's supposed to be. (Nothing to do with Islam. Also rewritten.)

twenty-three things about Rukia: of hair, tea, gardening, sleep, jealousy, pride, joy, bonds and other things. With Byakuya, Ukitake, Ichigo, Renji and loads of other characters.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

Jacob thought he was normal enough, despite an inner voice with a mind of its own. Until he discovers that fifteen years ago he lived a very different life with a different name, in which he was a key factor between a war of good and evil. What the hell?

The infamous My Immortal ended. The truth is revealed.

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

Utter, total, and unrepentant crack. It turns out that Zangetsu isn't the only one in Ichigo's inner world who wants to see a tree... Based on a recent omake from Zanpaktou Revolution.

\CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SERIOUS REVISION/ After his final battle with Ichigo in the inner world the hollow wakes up in a situation he didn't quite expect. Could a 'normal' life really be possible for a hollow? No pairings. Rated T for profanity.

At first, I didn't really notice the difference. It was almost like I had changed from human to Shinigami but without a pill or your hand to push me. As I floated there, there was so much time to think, to recall and to regret.

A series of poems about characters from Twilight to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star". Edward/Bella/Rensmee/Twilight bashing within. You've been warned. :D Flames are most definitely accepted.

AU Kuchiki Byakuya does not get jealous. He's always had everything he's ever wanted in life, so why should he? There was no way he could be jealous...especially not of some oversized pink rabbit plushie. ByakuHisa, with an adorably chibi Rukia.

What is it like, living in your own, personal nightmare?

It was a dark, dark place in a dark, dark time. Everything was about to burn in his pretty little mind. AU, insane!Ichigo, experimental fic. Rating may go up.

Hey, even filler needs love. A collection of Bleach one-shots, all involving elements of filler. Fill yourself up — with pure, unadulterated crack. 1: In which several heads explode, and Renji and Rukia discover they maybe aren't as cool as they thought.

L's last words to Kira.

Ichigo finds out about his dad. This, thought Ichigo, had to be one of the most anticlimactic moments ever.

Can there be love without memories? IchiRuki, AU

You've got to be crazy. You gotta have a real need, if you hope to destroy reason and defeat a monster as broken as Aizen. Believe Ichigo. He knows from hard-earned experience. The key is to never give up...

what mask will you wear today? black angel or white demon? : the killer in me is the killer in you. send this smile over to you.

One person can change your life forever.

[ichirukaien] She didn’t want to kill him, but sometimes these things just happen. [but they believe it from the tears and the teeth, right down to the blood at her feet & come on, this is screaming “photo op.”]

A quick parody of our favorite character, Mary Sue. Warnings for language and telepathic tigers.

Poem. There are two sides to every story... Warning: Deathly Hallows spoilers

A list of currently 46 now 130something of the cliches, predictable storylines, and the trials and tribulations the average fanfiction reader is forced to go through in HP fanfiction! Rated for swearing on my part. Genre choice is very accurate.

There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.

He was her second chance.

Ichigo's dying and everything is wonderful. [IchigoRukia]

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!