Poll: I have an issue... I still don't know who I'm setting Diane up with in my Twilight fic "Indian Beauty." I know I put it as a Jacob fic, but I'm starting to think differently... So, who should she go with? Put in a number. This poll will close on October 5th, so hurry up and vote! Vote Now!
Author has written 13 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Twilight, Resident Evil series, Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Secret of Moonacre, Merlin, Pacifier, Avengers, Hobbit, Mummy, and North and South.
Favorite Books:Twilight, Harry Potter, Eragon, Chronicles of Narnia, Dark Visions, Song of the Lionness, The Lovely Bones, The Smile, Daughters of the Moon, Artemis Fowl, and many more.
Favorite Movies:Twilight, Harry Potter, Eragon, Chronicles of Narnia, Leugue of Extrodinary Gentlemen, Alice in Wonderland, Avatar, Master and Commander, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Troy, Elizabeth, Count of Monty Cristo, The Invisable, and a LOT more.
Couples I'm writing about:Twilight Character surprise/OC, Peter Pevencie/OC, Caspian/Susan, Caspian/OC, Ardeth Bay/OC, Kili/OC at the moment.
My Favorite Mythical Creature:Some people like vampires, some like werewolves, but there is NO WAY you are going to make me choose, that's positivly impossible for me. :)
Favorite Actors:Ohh, please don't make me pick favorites in this catagory, because it will end badly, with me in a striaght-jacket, being carted off to a spongey room. LOL.
Favorite Animals:Does a werecat count? Or a griffin? Oh, oh, I know, I know. A dragon! (cricket) Brother off to side: Hey dragon's mine, you don't get to put that on your profile. Me:Deal with it you little booger.
Favorite Singers: Again, I have almost too many to count. But if I had to pick two, they would be Evanescence and Paramore.
One bad thing: I have a bad habit of not finishing what I'm doing, so if I don't finish a story, then it's absolutly normal.
Anything else: I absolutaly LOVE the musical "Cats". It is amazing.
Have a nice day, come back soon. :) (again, cricket...)
I also absolutely love anime. As of recently, I have been watching soooo much my brain has turned to mush. I keep seeing the world like an anime. Sweatdrops and all...
And if that don't tell ya somthin bout my state of mind, then I don't know what will.
Anywho, to all of those who have seen Narnia: LWW, I'm sure you all remember Mr. Tumnus...
Cool, well, I actually used to know a guy who looked exactly like him...just without the hair, yea, he was bald.
I saw this on someone's profile, and I completely agree with it. Please repost if you do too.
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.
I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS
On the subject of Captain America.
You know what I've noticed? Some people who write stories that are Steve Rogers romances, don't do their calculations!
I have read multiple stories where they say that Steve is 25. They also think that he would be about 95 chronologically.
Think about it...
Steve was born July 4th, 1922, right?
His plane went down in April of 1945.
He woke up in 2012.
He was 23 when his plane went down.
He is physically 23 when he wakes up.
Chronologically he is going to be 91 on July 4th of 2013!
No offense people, but do your gosh darn calculations!!!!
That is one of my pet peeves, when the time line doesn't make sense. I get mad at myself when I write a story that the timing seems off.
Take Tony Stark, for example:
His dad, Howard, was friends with Steve in the 1940s. Tony was born around the 1950s, maybe 1960s. As of right now, Tony would have to be in his 50s, at the earliest.
How does any of this make since????
I am extremely confused, because he's supposed to be in his early 30s in the comics and the movies.
Can someone explain to me, how any of this makes sense.
I also noticed something about three weeks ago...
Has anyone else noticed that the new pennies have a shield on the back of them...and that it looks exactly like the one Steve (in the "Captain America" movie) uses in the USO shows???
For realz people, am I the only one that notices these things?!?!?!?!
On the subject of Kili
I love that people actually realize how hard it is for Kili, being a Dwarf.
First off, he's an archer, a skill-set that is nearly none-existent in Dwarves.
Second, he has no beard, which would make him unattractive with female Dwarves.
Not only does he not have a beard because he can't grow one, but he would still have to shave it off because he's an archer.
It's amazing that people realize this, not just me. I love it.
On the subject of Ardeth Bay
Has anyone else ever wondered what his tattoos mean?
It turns out that they mean something alone the lines of "Underworld", "truth", "long life and luck", "eternal life", "To keep silent on secret places."
In other words, the Madji pretty much have their job description tattooed on their bodies. But there are more than you'd think.
There are the ones on their face (forehead, cheeks, and chin), their chest (with the same thing parallel on their backs), just above their belly button, and down their arms (shoulder, above the elbow, below the elbow, and on the hands).
Does anyone else have the sudden urge to get those tattoos?
In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a matress warning label -- "WARNING: Do not attempt to swallow." (What prompted this?)
On the back of a watch -- "For Best Results Use Other Side." (I start to question the world now.)
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!