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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Halo, RWBY, and Lost Planet.

Name: 7054

Gender: Male

Favorite games: Halo, Gears of War, Modern Warfare, Assassin's Creed, The force unleashed, Dead Space, lost planet, Final Fantasy, and more.

Fav. Bands: A change of pace, Simple plan, AC/DC, Offspring, Linkin Park, Sum 41, Mumford and Sons

I really like dogs. But the sad truth is dogs don't like me.

Not sure what else to put about my self. I'll add on later.

My stories so far and ideas. If any one likes these ideas you can use them, just ask.

Naruto Stories

Naruto the Waysider: Naruto is attacked by a mob (like thats never happened before) and sent to E.D.N III by the kyuubi. There he is trained by the waysiders, then at the end of LP2, is sent back to Planet N (Naruto's planet). Basically Naruto with a harmonizer, machine gun, and a few other things. Takes place during LP2 and Naruto P1. (I plan on a compete change of what i going to do with this story so expect a title change)

Naruto of the Copy Wheel: Kakashi, feeling guilty over only training Sasuke decides to make it up somehow after. He just never thought that the way to do so was to save him and give him a certain present. Something given to him by his friend Obito. Starts after the chuunin exams. Strong, smart, and sharingan Naruto.

The Way of the Old Shinobi: Personally one of my favorite ideas. Inspired by Old School by Gman391. The influx of Demonic chakra at birth overloads Naruto's chakra coils leaving him with too little chakra to actually become a ninja. Then one day, Naruto uncovers a hidden cave complex in the hokage monument and starts to learn the ways of the old ninja. The ones that used cunning and trickery to become masters of stealth, assassination, and etc. and was so good people claimed they were magic. Now, Naruto joins their ranks.

A Demon to Protect Humanity: Noble 6 fights his way off planet and onto a covenant cruiser which takes him back to his home planet. Planet N. for those of you who don't know, B312 is Noble-6 from halo reach so Naruto is Noble 6 in this fic. Expect AU and massive covenant ass kicking.

The Great Uzumaki Clan: In Mist the Uzumaki clan is comparable to the Uchiha clan in konoha. So when the Mizukage here's rumors about possibly the last remaining member of their most powerful clan, he decides to take a small trip to Konoha. Smart, powerful, and happy naruto.

The Fox and the Swallow: During an attempt to capture a member of the main hyuga branch, Hanabi Hyuga is wounded fatally. With no options left, the hokage asks Naruto to use the fox's chakra in an attempt to heal her. It works. Sorta. The fox's chakra causes Hanabi to rapidly mature to Naruto's current age. NarutoxHanabi (Working title.)

Konoha's Ranger: My response to Gman391's challenge. It's going to be a slight crossover with Ranger's apprentice. Naruto is saved by a mysterious archer and becomes determined to become even greater.

Life Sometimes Equals Hell: In this world all the younger Jinchuriki have been treated with respect and fear with no one opposing them. Thus they become lazy and complacent with the only time they actually fight is in 'tournaments' between each other. During one of these during Konoha's Chunnin exam they discover Naruto, the jinchuriki of the legendary nine-tails who has been treated the way the elder generation had. With hate. Thus they discover a sarcastic thirteen-year-old who's only friends a few gennin, the Hokage, and an ancient sadistic demon.

Sigh no More: A story of loss, doing what must be done, and faith.
"May the road the rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, may god hold you in the palm of his hand." the Wanderer Mumford. based on Mumford and sons Sigh No More albulm.

Halo stories

Gamma 1: Gamma 1 is the story of 1st lieutenant Jack Holt, a former member of ONI's elite Tango Company as he experiences the fall of Reach.

Why We'll Win: A captured human marine gives the Covenant the reasons why humanity will survive the war.

One Way Trip: The slipspace drive didn't kill Jorge. Instead the unstable device (that does rip holes through space and time) opens a hole through to another dimension. The mass effect dimension.


The Nine Guardians: The nine tails is the most powerful demon in the world of Naruto. So shouldn't he have powerful guards. For this challenge, just write a fic that features a group of guardians that protect/take in Naruto. Can be good or evil naruto. The group can be of at most nine people. They can be nine characters that are from the same universe (i.e. the nine nazgul) or from nine completely different dimensions (like Vegeta/goku, the witch-king/Gandolf, Virgil/Dante, Ganondorf/Link, etc etc etc etc etc) . Also, try to make it good. Story can be AU or follow canon. Also don't make it like the devil, god, other biju, or other equally powerful creatures being servants to him. Try to make sure the characters make sense. If Narutos going to be a good guy, don't give him people like Sephiroth. Its okay to have a grey character to tempt him to be evil or something.

During the written part of the written test when Naruto notices that Sakura is about to give up, instead of delivering a rousing speech, he raises his hand first and the blame for team seven falls on him.

Okay time for some quotes

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch as people try to explain it. don't know who did this, I just love it.

"Hey bastards, Knock knock" blast doors open with giant green beam of doom. Sgt. Maj. Avery Johnson from halo 2

"What if you miss?" "I won't" Cortana and MC from H2

So many dead heroes. Whats one more? Me

'We go feet first' Hell jumper motto also from halo.

Its like whack-a-mole. only with sniper rifles and heads. Me on a game of Snipers in Halo Reach

Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth. George Washington

Dreamers don't make dreams come true. Aerosmith

Putting the laughter back into manslaughter.

Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. (This fits me perfectly *EVIL LAUGH*)

"I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better." -Plutarch

"True friends stab you in the front." -Oscar Wilde

All the light that shines so strong only lasts for so long -Offspring (song is Half-Truism one of their best songs)

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." -Katharine Hepburn

“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.” -Bill Maher

”There is no vaccine against stupidity” – Albert Einstein

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem." - Joseph Stalin

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Strength of an Honest Soul by Chaos Productions reviews
A war halted, a pact reforged, a people restored, and a Council overthrown. After a tumultuous premature Apocalypse, the Balance has finally been restored, and Creation once more knows relative peace. But darkness looms ever-threatening once again, and now the fate of Creation lies not in the hands of Angel or Demon or Horseman - but on the shoulders of an innocent little girl.
Crossover - Darksiders & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 122,629 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/19/2023 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Uriel, Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences and further incarnations, friends, and enemies.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 115 - Words: 957,157 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 5/31/2023 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
Semper Furor by Kat-2V reviews
With only a few years removed from the great battle, a new generation of Na'vi has arisen, led by the son of Toruk'makto Jake Sully, and they are eager to finish the battle their parents began. While divisions begin to appear amidst the Na'vi, the humans of Tartarus remain wary for any sign of aggression, and are more than ready to make the first strike, should it be called for...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 202,666 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/30/2022 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jake S., Parker S., Max P., Eywa - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,533 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 5/30/2022 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 367,965 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 5,720 - Updated: 4/6/2022 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, Shepard
Louise Summons Raphtalia by y1fellas reviews
What it says on the tin. She was cuter as a kid anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 94,523 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 8/23/2021 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Louise, Raphtalia - Complete
White Snow and Black Rain by SkywalkerT-65 reviews
The night before Rukia is taken back to the Soul Society, Ichigo gets an unexpected visitor, in an unexpected place. The beautiful woman tells him the snowy city is his inner world? And that she is his friends Zanpakuto? Obviously Ichigo thinks this is crazy. So does everyone else. No one has any idea how wrong they will be. (REBOOT FUN TIMES)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,714 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 2/1/2021 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Rukia K., Sode no Shirayuki
Dead Effect by Rrazz reviews
A distress call reaches the Normandy's crew, and commander Shepard is eager to investigate it. What secrets does the USG Ishimura hold? And why does the very thought of entering the ship fill everyone with dread?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,704 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 9/21/2010
Through Her Eyes: Remastered by Peroth reviews
Ruby is born with the dangerous power to summon Grimm. Sheltered, shy, and under constant watch, Ruby is suddenly invited to join Beacon Academy. With the awful potential her power carries and a disturbing deformity that could out her to her peers, Ruby is tested in protecting the humanity of Remnant while keeping a dangerous secret. - AU, sorta follows canon. (Remaster of THE V1.)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 499,512 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
In Tune by Z98 reviews
Time is immutable and past sins cannot be undone. It is too late for Asuka Soryu, too late for Shinji Rokubungi, too late for Yui Ichijo. Yet hope is not entirely lost for it is not too late for Asuka Langley Shikinami, for Shinji Ikari, for Rei Ayanami, for their time is only just beginning. And into that time steps those who seek redemption from their sins by forging a new dawn.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 424,589 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/6/2019 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K. - Complete
Strategic Realignment by DschingisKhan reviews
Reimu loses her job and has to train her replacement: Chen.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Chen, Reimu H. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 10,908 - Follows: 9,930 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 489,686 - Reviews: 4067 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 4,422 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 5,075 - Follows: 4,477 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/18/2008
Marisa's Summer Camp by Iced Fairy reviews
Lured by the promise of massive profits, Marisa accepts three young witches for a "summer camp." As one might expect, the prospective campers are less then thrilled. Though they may find the Forest of Magic is not your standard camp, and Marisa is not the standard camp adviser.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,892 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 5/16/2014
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 294,164 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2010
Tengen Toppa Gurren Solvernia by RandomNumbers523156 reviews
The paths cross, but from different directions. From a village in the end of the world and from the most luxurious palace in the planet, two stories converge in the middle of a land that needs hope. This is the story of a woman who has yet to realize what her destiny is. This is the story of Nia the Digger. AU, novelization, complete. Cover by Y0K0Maybe.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 242,275 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 7,082 - Follows: 7,578 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
Halo: the Art of War by Havoc-legionnaire reviews
AU. One small divergence, the smallest of errors, and the balance of fate tips. It is 2552. Reach is spared, for now. Operation Red Flag goes forth. The Covenant will learn that this war that they have started 27 years ago have only just begun.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,676 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Prophet of Truth
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nucleotide: The Aftermath of Lordgenome by Zaru reviews
Co-written and authored along with 1 over 0. Lordgenome has fallen, but the Dai-Gurren Brigade will fight a new enemy. Nia's brother and the new Spiral King. Read and Review
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,680 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Simon, Nia T.
Professor Arc by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
A Hunter. A leader. A teammate. A Brother. He's all of these things. But now, he's stuck teaching brats. Dammit all... Summary at final chapter.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,475 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Blake B., Ozpin, Jaune A. - Complete
Stars of an Illusionary Sky by TCAnimorph reviews
Renko Usami, a nearly-ordinary human from the outside world, has just received a mysterious letter after the sudden disappearance of her best friend, Maribel Hearn. Chasing after her lost friend will lead her places she only dreamed possible...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,780 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Renko U., Maribel H.] Mima, Yukari Y. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 4,894 - Follows: 4,092 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Teeth and Claws by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
When Reimu is fatally wounded during a youkai hunt, Yukari binds her as a shikigami to save her life. The only complication: it makes Reimu a youkai in every way that counts. No longer fit to be the Hakurei shrine maiden, she has to find a new place for herself in Gensokyo, guide her headstrong successor... and deal with some unique new dietary requirements.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Reimu H., Yukari Y., Ran Y.] OC - Complete
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 5,599 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Darker than Death: Dust in the Corner by Older. Wiser. But still Naty reviews
Crouched in the forest, a knife at her chest, Miku Hatsune, the most hated girl around, listened to Rin's sarcastic voice. And something blossomed inside her. But it wasn't love. That little something was a thing she wanted dead, hated with everything she had. But she could do nothing but pray Rin would help her. Because even though it wasn't love- yet -she DID feel for her. YURI
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Miku H., Rin K.] Len K., Lily
Change of Fate by Vathara reviews
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 455 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Anakin Skywalker's Rebellion by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
Oneshot; The early years of the Rebellion, as run by Anakin Skywalker. Yawn...I need to stop writing one shots till 2 in the morning. Not in Canon with other one shot; Ahsoka and Barriss; Full Circle
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu, Barriss O., Ahsoka T. - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
A New Order by Ashen Author reviews
Who's running around England, because that isn't Sailor V. And why is an Outer senshi fighting the Dark Kingdom? The senshi wake up in a different order than cannon, affecting group dynamics and competency. Spoiler: Naru discovers her best friends secret and wants in on the action.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,184 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 7,849 - Follows: 5,376 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Meido by xT-Zealot reviews
At this point, Weiss wasn't sure what was going to kill her first: her fever or this potentially lethal dose of cuteness that was her team leader. (Completed)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,953 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
The Black Cat Yawns by fringeperson reviews
Seras Victoria was a police woman; she wore trousers that had pockets in, was licensed to carry a gun, and had been the only member of her unit to survive being sent into Cheddar, but once she managed to get her head on straight again after being turned into a vampire, Seras proved herself to be very capable - inspired by a Playschool song, don't own, AlucardxSeras
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,313 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 162,029 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11807 - Favs: 19,396 - Follows: 13,161 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
As the Sun by dandeliondreams reviews
AU. For a hundred years, the Fire Nation has harried its enemy across lives, deaths, and nations. In the chaos, the Avatar Spirit takes a terrible risk. Being born as the Spirit of the World can't change who you are, but maybe things will work out for the Balance ... Avatar Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
The White Devil of the Moon by bissek reviews
Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,749 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Fate T., Nanoha T.] - Complete
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Time of Rapture reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Cold Lazarus by Sonata of Hades reviews
What if Shepard wasn't recovered by Cerberus? What if Legion managed to find Shepard before them? How would Shepard's actions be altered by the Geth?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Shepard, Legion
When There Was a Tomorrow by General Rage reviews
Do you remember when there was a tommorow? Commander Wade Shepard does, but with a Reaper threat looming he's not sure there is one anymore. And he's about to discover that his universe may not be the only one where mankind faces extinction. M for B&V
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 630,925 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Hogwarts rejection letters by Midnighter 13 reviews
We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: The Reclaimers by Left hand turn signal reviews
During the battle for Earth, a few UNSC soldiers make contact with a group of aliens, with their new allies they try to do all they can to save their species. Meanwhile, one of the remaining inner colonies, Shanxi, goes dark.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,524 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - J. Garson
Future Tense by Kaijo reviews
The future isn't what it used to be. Nanoha's rude awakening has left her unsettled; everything she knows has changed. In traveling the new landscape, she must unravel the mysteries of the past, and come to terms with her new reality.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 234,778 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Nanoha T. - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 5,056 - Follows: 4,708 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Noble Life by SpartanCommando reviews
For the moment, its complete. Don't worry, It'll be back up within a week. Please, read my last note loyal Halo Fan fic bros and sisters.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,404 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Jun-A266/Noble Three, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
O Naruto, Where Art Thou? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,479 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunami
Illusion by AdInventum reviews
Playing chess with Cortana was fun until the doctor reminded him she didn't exist anymore. Oneshot, kind of sad. I wanted to try something new. Please read and review!
Halo - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Semper Victoria by Kat-2V reviews
Humanity is on the brink of self-destruction, and unobtanium may be only hope for our species. While humanity begins their return, they find only a few surviving scientists between them and an increasingly active Eywa, and the promise of a war that would alter the fate of all. A story where Pandora is not an Eden, where desperate battles will determine who lives... and who dies.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 134,234 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Parker S., Norm S., Max P., Eywa - Complete
Halo: The Incursion by Gobbles the Turkey reviews
With the UNSC-Covenant war over the ruined remains of the UNSC face war with an unknown enemy. Their best hope in adverting a war is sending an advanced stealth warship, the first and only of its kind. The Incursion has begun.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,349 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Garson
Spirit of Fire: To save humanity by Left hand turn signal reviews
A crossover, Spirit of Fire and John Sheppard from mass effect. The spirit has escaped the shield world, but now they have no idea where they are, or where to go, until they come into contact with other humans who have never heard of the covenant or UNSC
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,880 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009
Previous Engagement by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ran and Shinichi arrive at the Tendo dojo with a problem that only one Saotome Ranma can fix. Now if only the residents would LISTEN to them...
Crossover - Ranma & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,424 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 15,026 - Follows: 6,290 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16613 - Favs: 29,743 - Follows: 12,832 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 10,248 - Follows: 2,810 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Metroid IV: Alone In The Stars by Magus523 reviews
Crippled and half-dead from a failed mission, Samus Aran now fights against an even deadlier lifeform than the Metroids, her own body now fused with the extinct monsters. Novelization.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,755 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto by Jimmy Coin reviews
AU. Naruto makes a bet with Iruka that in one year's time, he can become a Hand Seal master. After successful completion of his test, Naruto must learn to cope with his emerging power, training alone, and training his own team. No romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Spark of Fire by HVulpes reviews
What if Naruto has an increased intelligence and some mad science skills? NarutoGirl Genius Fusion
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U.
Heart of Darkness by Cka3ka reviews
AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,499 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
Matters of Time by Ridney reviews
Living forever is the same as watching everyone die. Even those you never expected to leave you, must. Rated for mild language, character death, and shameless sentimentality.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Viral, Simon - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 450 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 8,866 - Follows: 5,352 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 908 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Steeped in Fearful Armor by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire considers a great many things. His people, his past, his ambitions, and more... Behold the King of Evil. Behold a man.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ganondorf - Complete
Teardrops of the River Lethe by Arty d'Arc reviews
Amnesia: a typical plot cliche found in fiction. But when fiction becomes reality, what will Kyon do? How did it happen? Who's to blame? Kyon x Haruhi COMPLETE
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,553 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Bloodred Eyes by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A NarutoHellsing cross, maybe the first of its kind. Naruto is turned by Seras Victoria, and is now both a No Life King and the Vessel of the Kyuubi no Kitsune! What was I thinking?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 445 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12103 - Favs: 26,057 - Follows: 9,786 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Set In Stone by The SOC Puppet reviews
AU. When the Leaf Village abandoned Naruto to die as a baby, the last thing they expected was for him to come back as a shinobi – and perhaps an enemy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,965 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
These Provincial Lives by NeitherSparky reviews
Belle may have gotten her fairytale ending, but how will events affect a certain sidekick?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - LeFou - Complete
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Red like Roses reviews
It had to be some kind of joke. After all, why would Ruby Rose wear something as white as her cloak? An unoriginal title, but with meaning.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Ruby R., Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Life Sometimes Equals Hell reviews
Instead of hate, most of the current jinchuriki were feared, put on pedestals and turned into dolls. Though one was still treated with hate, and after learning of his burden, strikes a deal with him to become the strongest nin possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Copy Wheel reviews
Feeling guilty about only training Sasuke, Kakashi decides to make it up to Naruto. But during the exams, a mortal wound forces Kakashi to give Naruto his most prized possession, his Sharingan. No pairings yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Naruto U.
A Demon to Protect Humanity reviews
Noble six lives to fight another day. After capturing a Covenant Cruiser he finds his way back to his old home. Planet N.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Naruto U.
Konoha's Ranger reviews
A response to Gman391's challenge. Naruto decides to learn the way of the bow after being saved by a mysterious and powerful archer. Slight x-over with Ranger's Apprentice
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Gamma1 reviews
Gamma-1 is the story of 1st Lieutenant Jack 'Frost'Holt and details his adventures during the Fall of Reach.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010
Way of the Old Shinobi reviews
After the kyubi is sealed, it tries to break free. The attempt fails and Naruto becomes unable to use chakra in large amounts. He then finds out the ninja of old who didn't use chakra and decides to follow them. don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto The Waysider reviews
After being attacked at a young age, the Kyuubi transports Naruto to the planet E.D.N.III where the snow pirate group the Waysiders take him in. takes place during Naruto pt.1 and before and during Lost Planet 2
Crossover - Naruto & Lost Planet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Naruto U.