TheJadeRaven
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Joined 09-13-10, id: 2536624, Profile Updated: 12-29-10
Author has written 1 story for Bleach.

Name: You can call me Jae.

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Favorite Colors:Black, Blue, Dark Purple, and Green

Cannon:

Teen Titans

Beast Boy+Raven

Robin+StarFire

Cyborg+BumbleBee

Kid Flash+Jinx

Terra+Aqulad (I don't know why, I just think they'd like each other)

Bleach

IchiRuki

IshiHime (and/or)

UlquiHime

DN Angel

Daisuke+Riku

Quote(s): Hating Terra is a virus. A fun, easy to get virus.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are.
The olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Death is hereditary.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

I had a wet dream about you last night...
I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff!

What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
Whatever doesn't kill ME, had better run like hell!

In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is".
The shortest answer ever at one word was :"This."
The student handed the essay in and got 100.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

Never judge a book by its movie.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption to think that we are the only living things in that enormous immensity.

Imagination is intelligence having fun.

95 of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallapatorius, B00K FREAK, TheJadeRaven


My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong,

I can’t speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake, I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren’t home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I’m sorry!" I scream

But its now much too late,

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please, let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be affected

By this Poem

And because you are affected,

Do something about it!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, fanpiremari, Katherine-Flynn, 2insanepeople, Drifting.Through.Black, Lovenyx125,Bri814,Girl-In-Colour, B00K Freak, TheJadeRaven

The 'Shippers Oath (Not mine!)

I will hold

true to my pairing

I swear this oath ain't herring

And sometimes to flame another shippers ship

But only if they get me first

Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE

Each shipper to their pairing

Each pairing to their show

May there be many fanfics

So all the world will know

Your pairing is the best

All shippers will try to prove their pair

And if they're motivated

They'll pluck "evidence" from the air

And through all of this

Bold and blue

I am a shipper

Always true

That's it from me!

The Guide to Life (Copy and paste this into your profile, and add your own!)

1. Never tell your secrets to a parrot
2. Never piss off someone who has magical powers
3. Never let somebody who strongly dislikes you dye your hair
4. When in doubt, ask fictional characters from your favorite fandom in your head for advice

5. Never listen to reason

6. Try very hard to keep people guessing

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Fire And Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favour fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Robert Frost

The Tyger, by William Blake

Tyger Tyger burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare sieze the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art.
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jadizzle. No gangsta for me.

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Viginia W. Um, OK.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Spejaeva. WTH?!

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Black Milk. Uh, what?

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aevvmdn. ... Makes NO sense. I tried to say it!

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie. Whatever.

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mittens. HeHeHe.

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Green Apple Essay. Nice...

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Belt. HIYAH! Karate!

“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "'Give five signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question."
"D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..."
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way."
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"You’re not by any chance writing out a new order form, are you?" said Mrs. Weasley shrewdly. "You wouldn’t be thinking of restarting Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, by any chance?"
"Now, Mum," said Fred, looking up at her, a pained look on his face. "If the Hogwarts Express crashed tomorrow, and George and I died, how would you feel to know that the last thing we ever heard from you was an unfounded accusation?"
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"7 and a half hours to save the world, isnt there some law that says we get at least 24?" Holly short: the opal deception

He glanced up sharply when Holly entered through the pneumatic double doors.
“Anybody see you come in here?”
Holly thought about it.
“The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.”
Foaly frowned. “The EIB?”
“Everyone in the building.” Holly smirked.
--Artemis Fowl, page 42

'Butler glanced across at him from his perch on the knoll.
"How did that go?" he asked. "Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?"
"Fabulous," said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. "We're planning a June wedding."' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

(Captn jack Sparrow) "Don't touch my dirt." -PotC: DMC

(Captn jack Sparrow) "and that was without even a single drop of rum" PotC: AWE

(Captn jack Sparrow) "Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
-Giselle slaps Jack- -Scarlett slaps Jack-
-Jack turns around and slaps Gibbs- PotC: AWE

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Buffy: Why are you...? (she bolts up in bed) You had sex with Giles?! (Joyce gasps) Buffy: YOU HAD SEX WITH GILES?! Joyce: (turns to hurry out of the room) It was the candy! We were teenagers! Buffy: On the hood of a police car?! Joyce: (stops just outside the room looking back) I'll be downstairs. You feel better. (she hurries away) Buffy: (calling after her) TWICE!!

Spike: Oh, uh, Eve's stuck in the elevator. Gunn: So tell maintenance. Spike: Right. Well, where the bloody hell is maint— (sighs) Oh, to be honest, I don't even care.

Willow: Let the healing power begin. Let my will be safe again. As these words of peace are spoken, let this harmful spell be broken. (Thunder crashes and lightning flashes. Suddenly, the demons disappear. Buffy and Spike pull away from each other) Buffy: Oh, ugh.. Spike: Oh, bloody hell! (They both jump up, each wiping their mouths and gagging and carrying on) Buffy: Spike lips! Lips of Spike!

The Doctor: Why am I handcuffed... why would you even have handcuffs? Prof. River Song: (Playfully flirtatious) Spoilers.

Buffy: Aren't you gonna introduce me to your... (recognizes) Holy God, you're Willow.

"Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "'Give five signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question."
"D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..."
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way."
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"You’re not by any chance writing out a new order form, are you?" said Mrs. Weasley shrewdly. "You wouldn’t be thinking of restarting Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, by any chance?"
"Now, Mum," said Fred, looking up at her, a pained look on his face. "If the Hogwarts Express crashed tomorrow, and George and I died, how would you feel to know that the last thing we ever heard from you was an unfounded accusation?"
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"7and a half hours to save the world, isnt there some law that says we get at least 24?" Holly short: the opal deception

He glanced up sharply when Holly entered through the pneumatic double doors.
“Anybody see you come in here?”
Holly thought about it.
“The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.”
Foaly frowned. “The EIB?”
“Everyone in the building.” Holly smirked.
--Artemis Fowl, page 42

(Captn jack Sparrow) "Don't touch my dirt." -PotC: DMC

(Captn jack Sparrow) "and that was without even a single drop of rum" PotC: AWE

(Captn jack Sparrow) "Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
-Giselle slaps Jack- -Scarlett slaps Jack-
-Jack turns around and slaps Gibbs- PotC: AWE

Pet Peeves

- People's popular fan-things! I mean, everyone starts talking about this person/ place/ or thing! It's aggravating! (but, it usually only lasts a week :P)

- 'Music' and I use the term loosely, that has no melody line, no harmony line and an overused bass and percussion line. Also rap.

- Phillip Glass's 'Floe', or more specifically, people trying to gauge meaning from it, IT IS THE SAME 4 BARS OVER AND OVER (and over and over) THERE IS NO HIDDEN MEANING, IT'S PSYCHOTIC!

- GRAMMER MISTAKES!! My GOD people, there are green squiggly lines under the words when you have used them in the wrong context!! Examples include using the wrong there/they're/their, too/to/two or here/hear, ALSO! forgetting the 'e' on the end of blonde, just, ALL OF IT! I WILL notice if there are grammer mistakes in your fic! I quite probably will not call you on it though. IF YOU NOTICE ANY IN MY FICS, TELL ME QUICK!

How about team shut the f$@% up?

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

As an artist, English is my second language.

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

The real proof there's intelligent life out there because they've never tried to contact us.

I know Karate... And a few other Japanese words!

Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down stairs.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. You get to yell all day!

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have TONS of books in your room and think it's odd when people just stare at them, put this on your profile!

If you believe teenagers are sterotyped, put this on your profile!

If you have been high on diet coke, put this on your profile!

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't think Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (A.N. I was running up my driveway and I looked back and then BAM! I hit a tree)

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever started singing out loud for no reason known to man copy and paste this in your profile

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: The Silly Bee, Crazy About Harry Potter, Toe-Jam-Stuff Crazy Psycho Book Freak, TheJadeRaven

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile. (A.N. I am actually a nerd but most people don't care)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek,Laby Anne Boleyn, Horsie Friend, kiss-her-theta, Crazy Psycho Book Freak, TheJadeRaven

If you love it when your room is a mess, but your mum/dad disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile

Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a grammar nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, Shadowxwolf, Crazy Psycho Book Freak, TheJadeRaven

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you hear bits off TV shows or Movies in your head but don't know whether its on a nearby TV or not put this on your profile

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

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Are You Having a Bad Day?

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was 80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her with permanent severe brain damage.

3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to the slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

AND THE WINNER IS...

5. An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was killed in the explosion.

See... You're not having such a bad day.

WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. Avoid using punctuation

2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

3. Have your co-workers address you as you wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood".

5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go".

6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.

7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time.

8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso.

9. Decorate your office with mesquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day.

At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!"

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (I have proven this)

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Raven's Return by Arroiuqlu Schiffer reviews
5 long years have passed since Raven was presumed dead after Trigon's defeat. But when someone shows up at the Titan's reunion and mysterious things happen around Jump City, will the Titan's retaliate? Who is this person and when the city's in trouble, will the Titans be able to stop them? (Off hiatus-Chapter 16 up!)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
Possession by HawkofNavarre reviews
She didn't belong to him...yet.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,998 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Where's Lucy? by xXNamlessAngelXx reviews
Lucy goes on a mission but doesn't comeback. What will Natsu do? Hints of Grey X Juvia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
My Knight by j0h4nn4 reviews
When I was a young girl, my mother would read me bedtime stories. You know the ones; filled with princesses and wizards and heroes. I always imagined the hero to be a knight in shining armor. Not wearing a freaking scarf. A collection of NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,382 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Mystery of the 7's by heartfeelias reviews
There's more to Lucy than meets the eye, what happens when she meets someone unexpected when she visits her mothers grave? Fairy tail is on a new adventure if course! GRAND FINALE UPCOMING ON THE 1st July
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,140 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Story Untold by Sadz0012 reviews
Lucy is on a mission and Natsu's bored, so he looks through her stuff and happens to stumble across a secret story she wrote. Feeling curious, he reads it with the rest of the guild to find out it is revolved around her life in Fairy Tail and everyone around her, but mostly the relationship between Natsu and Lucy. Adv. NaLu and other pairings.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,474 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
The Dragon Princess by iStormXD reviews
Lucy discovered her mother was still alive, and who is this Draco who told her that she was the next heir to the throne? How will the others react? Slow NatsuxLucyxGray rated T for future chapters! Hey it's me, AwesomeAnimeGirl!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Help me by Imnotcharlie reviews
A mission turned out to be more difficult than expected. This leaves a horrible wound on Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
The Missing Protector by Twins of the Earth reviews
The Sequel to Princess Raven is finally up. Beast Boy has gone missing and Raven is doing whatever it takes to find him. BB/Rae Rob/Star Cy/Bee One-Shot. Enjoy!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Princess Raven by Twins of the Earth reviews
Arella comes and vists Beast Boy and tells him some shocking things about Raven and gives him a new power to protect her with. Major BB/Rae some Rob/Star and Cy/Bee. Now Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Captive by B00k Freak reviews
The titans are taken captive and their powers are restricted. But when their captor does something and Raven blows top, how far will she go to hide it from her friends? NOT RAPE! BB/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
100 Souls, 100 Moments by Absolutely Unsure reviews
100 different themes, 100 different chances, 100 different memories that show what life as techs and weapons are really all about...twisted, romantic, crack events and all - Mainly SoulxMaka, side BSxTsu and other characters/pairings sprinkled in
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 105,967 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
The Portal by B00k Freak reviews
My rewrite of the surprise party scene in 'Birthmark.' Raven gets hit with the vision of death a little early. What will she tell the others?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Raven - Complete
Out of the Element by VociferousVixenofDarkness reviews
...comes my own little writing experiment. It's a rough night for Raven in the tower. Will she find out why her mind keeps holding her prisoner?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Raven - Complete
Eleveheart by Maixin reviews
Lucy has taken a job she doesn't know much about. Erza, Gray and Natsu go to save her. WIll the dangerous mission being Natsu and Lucy together? NaXlu R&R FINISHED
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,670 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Natsu vs Gray by Anni Mae15 reviews
It's Natsu vs. Gray... again.. Only this time they get Lucy involved..
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
TWINS! by lostmoonchild reviews
She left her past in Azarath along with the only person who could truly read her. But when a war breaks out, the past Raven tried to leave behind comes back and haunts her very being...all in the form of her twin sister.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
An Unexpected Turn by DrAnime203 reviews
When Natsu and Lucy take on a mission, it changes their relationship. My first fan fic. R&R! Rated M for future lemons, violence and language. Natsu x Lucy ON PERMANENT HIATUS
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Her Lessons in Love by Fivercon reviews
Lucy once again has problems and this time, it does not include her rent. She is potentially in love with a boy who has no clue about her feelings. What’s worse, he probably doesn't even know what love means. NatsuxLucy. Sequel to Growing Up .
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,273 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
It's Not True, I Tell You by VociferousVixenofDarkness reviews
Another Poe inspired piece. Raven decides to delve into BB's mind when she notices his disappointment.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Want me by cumberpatchcats reviews
Maka wants Soul. Soul wants to do anything to keep Maka away from him.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Despite the Sheet's Cocoon by VociferousVixenofDarkness reviews
Oh, what a fine line between friendship and love these two tread upon. A BB/Rae Oneshot inspired by my longing to stay wrapped up beneath my blankets on a cold winter morning.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Seasons by Rondeau reviews
A year of not-confessions, misunderstandings, and surpriseattack!kisses gone horribly wrong, where Lucy ultimately learns that subtlety doesn't work on people like Natsu. -Natsu x Lucy-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Motion Sickness by HawkofNavarre reviews
One-shot: Natsu hadn't thought that she'd be his cure... Natsu, Lucy, a train, and a locked door. NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/16/2008 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Celebration by FlamingSerpent reviews
In Soul Society, the shinigami are celebrating the defeat of Aizen! Ichigo drinks a bit too much sake and gets drunk. What will he say? And do! Rukia takes him outside, so he won't act stupid. But, she does the more shocking thing. Ichiruki oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Key to A Heart by Sony89 reviews
Lucy has to take Natsu home, after an evening of drinking too much alcohol. What will happen? NatsuXLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Missing Raven by Vixen's-Reid reviews
Slade has kidnapped Raven and left the Titans with clues on how to find her. Rated T for Swearing. Rae x BB.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Dandelions by Tasogare-Taichou reviews
Rukia's musings on what draws her to the ordinary flowers.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Rooftop Wondering by NessieGG reviews
It doesn't matter how many times she leaves and comes back to him. [IchiRuki. One shot ficlet.]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Beneath the Surface by Galaxia Alpha reviews
One Shot. Ichigo always wears a shirt at the beach. Why? A look into the way Ichigo and Rukia relate to each other.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
White and Black by Henrika reviews
Ichigo contemplates snow, his Hollow, black, white, and Rukia. All after he suffers a concussion and is slowly covered by the falling snow.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Chance to Say Goodbye by CrystalRaindrop007 reviews
I will become stronger. . . he who said such was defeated. Even now. . .he still failed. . .to protect. — A chance to say goodbye was all he wanted.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Forget Me Not by VeelaChic reviews
When Slade makes Robin, Beast Boy ,and Cyborg forget who they really are, thinking that they are normal teenagers now, Raven and Star will have to get them to remember before it's too late. Will they be able to? BBRae RobStar CyBee
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Sick by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
It was impossible. But it happened. He didn't realize that letting go was that hard. IchigoRukia
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Just Fall by annilra reviews
111005 ichigoxrukia - ichigo & rukia poised on the edge of falling
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
My Stranger by Stardog3434 reviews
[Finally Chapter Twelve is Up!]Everyone knows Raven is the mysterious one on the team,but when she meets a guy named Stranger,things get twisted. BBRae, RobStar, & CyBumble RobStar Fluff too!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy
Pet trouble by ninja-chick-yuki reviews
Raven's been quite depressed lately. Beast boy decides to find out why. BBxRae ONESHOT. R&R please.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Dear Diary by YL reviews
I found her diary underneath a tree, and started reading about me...The words she's written took me by surpise, you'd never read them in her eyes... Renji finds Rukia's diary... ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Renji A. - Complete
Novacaine by Nevermore-Raven-16 reviews
One-Shot, BBRAE. Set after 'Birthmark'. Surprise twist near the end of the story. R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete
Frozen Heart Warmed reviews
Rukia always seems to be cold. Ichigo always seems to be there. First fanfic!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.