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Joined 09-13-10, id: 2536789, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

You know the saying, 'fake it til you make it'?

Yep.

Still fakin' it.

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Shadows of Revenge by DisneyRBD reviews
It has been 4 years since Bella escaped from the dangerous people that took her away from her parents. But when she comes back to live in Forks, Edward and the Cullens will realize that Bella is no ordinary human teenager–she's a deadly assassin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 264,041 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward, OC
Lost Moon by KindHeartedWriter reviews
I walked back to my truck, common sense coming back with every step. Why would I jump when Jacob had asked me to wait? He had promised to take me cliff diving anyways, so why be stubborn and go by myself? (Formerly known as "If I Hadn't Jumped".)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 151,929 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Wrecked by EmilyF.6 reviews
When a car accident kills her father on her first day back in Forks, Bella finds herself alone in the town she never wanted to come to with only a kind doctor and his strange family to look out for her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 225,284 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Bella, Edward] Carlisle
You Won't Feel A Thing by teamdemonmonkey reviews
When the worst thing imaginable happens to the Cullens, the consequences send Bella to Utah and Jasper into a catatonic depression. Will they both overcome their own fears and loss? Will they be able to help each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,814 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Longing by JoyfulyetHesitantPen reviews
Jasper Whitlock refuses to acknowledge that he needs anyone or anything, let alone longs for them. When a mysterious girl enters the Cullens' lives, will all that change? Or will she just drive him crazy? Twilight AU, OOC. Rated M for language, adult themes, violence, and eventual lemons. Jasper/Bella, P/C, C/Es, Em/R, Ed/A. Includes outtakes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 579,030 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Panta Rhei by erythra-selena reviews
Ever since the Cullens left, Bella's life goes down the drain. Will she ever be able to trust again? To love again? How will her future play out when "Everything Flows"?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,301 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Marcus
NEW ECLIPSE by TrillionSchiffer reviews
My version is a woulda, shoulda, coulda version of the events that took place at the end New Moon and all of Eclipse. This is AU. I will be going canon where I can, but I won't be stupid about it. Things are going to change. This what it should have been. I will be leaning more towards action and away from drama. No worries, the split would be somewhere around 65/35.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 440,060 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lost by mamasutra reviews
Bella Swan was not normal. She had been born with the gift of seeing the dead, but to her it was a curse. She had sworn off her abilities as she returned to her hometown to live out her final year of high school in an attempt at being normal, but nothing is normal when you are the one hope at redemption for the spirit of a lost boy. *paranormal romance & drama* beta'd
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 182,903 - Reviews: 4886 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Love by flamingpen18 reviews
When Edward left Bella a year ago, she had already figured out that they were not mates. Bella soon learns that she is the mate to one of the Volturi kings. What she once felt for Edward will pale in comparison to what she will soon feel. (On Hiatus)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,381 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Aro, Bella
Jewel in the Crown by Helena Mira reviews
A/U: What if Edward accepted Aro's offer to join the Volturi when he goes to them asking to be killed? What does this mean for Bella and the other Cullens? What does this mean for the Volturi? Try not to be intimidated by the length. I have done my best to keep the action moving!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 127 - Words: 438,223 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Aro, Bella, Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Hey Girl by CayStar reviews
Peter is out hunting one night when he stumbles across a different kind of prey, one he must have... "Hey, girl..." **2014 Non-Canon awards 1st place Best Bella/Peter**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,466 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Bella, Peter - Complete
A Place I Belong by EJ 12212012 reviews
Life has never been easy for me, and the drama that came with my decision to join the Volturi was nothing. Within a week of joining, I was falling for my Master, leading the Volturi Guard, and trying to save the vampire world as we know it. One thing I'm sure of, is that things are only going to get worse from here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,866 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [Aro, Bella]
Troth by 0acadiaelle0 reviews
/ AU / After enduring Edward's oppressive fixation with her, Bella finds true love with his father Carlisle, the gentle and compassionate vampire physician. Will their unconventional relationship endure when a secret from Carlisle's past threatens to tear them apart? - - - TROTH WON the GOLD award for BEST BELLA/CARLISLE in round three of the NON-CANON AWARDS! - - - THANK YOU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,427 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
All for You by Twilightobsessed09 reviews
Bella Swan has always been the friend and never the girlfriend. But when she lands her dream job as a physical therapist for her favorite football team, The Washington Redskins, things start to look up. My entry for the Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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Humanity - Blessing or Curse? reviews
What if Edward got his wish to become human? Would Bella still want him, accepting his lies & choices? Would she put up w/his early 1900's attitude & morals w/o the supernatural benefits & the promise of eternity? Edward found a 'cure' after he left. Human Edward & Alice are waiting in Bella's house after her cliff dive, clueless to her activities. Not B/E - B/Jasper. New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,627 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Bella, Jasper
Haunting the Cullens reviews
What if the Cullens had inside information & help from the start of their encounter with Bella? What could they do better? What would change? A Twi-fan from our world finds herself haunting the Cullens in the cafeteria on Bella's first day, unseen & unheard by the humans, simply a spirit. The Cullens can see & hear her just fine though, & she definitely has lots to say to them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 103,879 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight - Ultimate Fanfic Adventure reviews
A Twi-fan finds herself in the Twilight universe in the body of Bella Swan. Major Whitlock, Volturi undercover agent, pretends to be Alice's mate to protect the Cullens & prevent her & James from taking over the world. He doesn't know what to do when his real human mate who just 'knows s**t' like Peter drops into the final stages of his 50 yr sting operation, risking everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,583 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bella's Suicide New Moon AU reviews
What if Bella chose action over catatonia to deal w/her pain? What if she blew her brains out, but Jasper changed her anyway? Could venom reconstruct her brain? A newborn vamp with the blank slate mind of a newborn human? Sad at 1st, but HEA later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 279,597 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Cancerous reviews
Bella has cancer and only 2 weeks to live. She intends to tell Edward, but he dumps her before she can. Ever practical, Bella thinks being a vampire beats being dead, so time for plan B - the Volturi. Brand new Alice twist, never seen before. New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Surprise, Bella Has A Backbone reviews
I think we all have thought of different ways Bella could have handled the forest scene in New Moon. This Bella has more of a backbone and a lot more forethought. She is able to argue circles around Edward and gets to keep her man in the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Broken Hand AU Eclipse reviews
Were you offended by Charlie congratulating Jake for forcing his kisses on Bella? Do you think a successful police chief could really be as oblivious as Charlie seems? This is how I would've liked Charlie and Bella to behave that night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete