Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Firefly.
I'm a wife, a mother and an accountant. I'm classically trained on the piano and I love heavy metal. I read classic literature and supernatural/fantasy. I'm a very sarcastic person and I love to laugh. I love swear words but refuse to use the Lord's name in vain. Any story I write will probably be M for language but won't contain a 'Tab A into Slot B' type lemon scene. My boys are usually in the room with me when I write, so it would be a little difficult to do a good job on that kind of scene. Plus, they tend to sit down next to me and start reading over my shoulder. Not how I envision kicking off 'the talk'. I've written original characters in original stories for years now to keep myself from going postal at work but I seem to have trouble staying focused and finishing the story line. Let's see if I can get it done in a more structured setting...
You can keep up with my everyday life at
Or read flippant answers to memes and some of my original work at.
Update 2011.01.08: I have a new pet-peeve: Kids who've obviously never had sex, much less porntastic sex, writing lemons so bad they should change the category of their fanfic to tragedy, or at the most generous, parody.
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