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Joined 09-13-10, id: 2536791, Profile Updated: 02-10-12
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Firefly.

I'm a wife, a mother and an accountant. I'm classically trained on the piano and I love heavy metal. I read classic literature and supernatural/fantasy. I'm a very sarcastic person and I love to laugh. I love swear words but refuse to use the Lord's name in vain. Any story I write will probably be M for language but won't contain a 'Tab A into Slot B' type lemon scene. My boys are usually in the room with me when I write, so it would be a little difficult to do a good job on that kind of scene. Plus, they tend to sit down next to me and start reading over my shoulder. Not how I envision kicking off 'the talk'. I've written original characters in original stories for years now to keep myself from going postal at work but I seem to have trouble staying focused and finishing the story line. Let's see if I can get it done in a more structured setting...

You can keep up with my everyday life at http://twitter.com/DTSGuru

Or read flippant answers to memes and some of my original work at dtsguru.livejournal.com.

Update 2011.01.08: I have a new pet-peeve: Kids who've obviously never had sex, much less porntastic sex, writing lemons so bad they should change the category of their fanfic to tragedy, or at the most generous, parody.

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The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4054 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Something about Home by I-Have-A-Dark-Side reviews
Bella returns home to La Push after many years and shes running away from a past that always seems to be right behind her but can the Pack save her? Bella's life is about to get a lot more complicated than she ever thought possible! Imprints. Pack. Cullens
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,720 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Eternity Forgotten by Cova Noryell reviews
Bella lost herself when she was with Edward. Now that he's gone she is ready for independence, but how do you gain it while opening you heart to someone who actually needs you. Imprint story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Paul
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Hammer and a Nail reviews
Sometimes the wolf chooses an imprint that surprises everyone. The pairing seems completely wrong on the surface. But as the two strive to make their relationship work, will they find the wolf knew what he was doing after all? Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,069 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Fa Feng reviews
River enlists a little help to pull a prank on Mal and Simon. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Trouble Is reviews
She arrived in Forks to find everything out of place. Edward wasn't even interested in Bella. And where was Jasper? AU Non-Canon pairings. Very Random plot bunny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,439 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Peter - Complete
Everything About You reviews
Paul imprints on the new girl in La Push, but he reminds her too much of the past she is trying to forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,326 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Paul - Complete
Possession reviews
Jayne wins a new trophy in a bar-room brawl. Pre-Rayne
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Control reviews
River conducts an experiment. Pre-Rayne leading up to Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - River, Jayne - Complete
Freak on a Leash reviews
After BDM. Inspired by Korn song but not songfic. River goes dancing-Oaty Bar style. One-shot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Lap Dog reviews
Imprint story. Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete