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Joined 09-13-10, id: 2537108, Profile Updated: 08-29-14
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, Batman, and Avengers.

You know my name.

Frankly I have no idea what I'm still doing here but I have no life, so it isn't surprising. Seventeen year old English student with a sliiigghhtttt Marvel obsession. I also enjoy a bit of DC too, aside from Superman because I'm awkward like that. I also enjoy The Hunger Games, Sherlock, Doctor Who and a bit of anime too.

I have a plan.

You have a plan?

I have...part...of a plan!

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

You said it yourself, we're the guardians of the galaxy bitch.

Err, his first name is Agent.

Puny God.

Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

Anderson, don't talk out loud you lower the IQ of the whole street.

The man with the key is King, and honey you should see me in a crown.

Stay calm, you've been poisoned.

Last time I was in New York I kind of...broke Harlem.

Are you ever not going to fall for that?

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Of Darkness and Light by Professor Black 04 reviews
For the past 5 years, Snape has raised his niece. But when he is forced to do the unthinkable, can he let Sarah go to follow her own way? And has he prepared her enough to face the darkness to come? Third in a series...also with Trio, Lupin, Draco, Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 239,941 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Severus S., OC
Savior of the Night by Tytue reviews
Same characters, same names. New Assistant. Set in a semi-parallel world where the introdution of one girl could change the course of the intended characters lives and intentions forever. But some things can't be easily changed. Read and Review!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 156,764 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,035 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Captain and His Thief by InkPhoenix reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow has looked after his little thief since he saved her seven years ago from Tortuga. And though she would never admit aloud, Nettie did the same for him. But when did their feelings start to turn romantic? And how will they deal with falling in love when they don't know how? Oh, and of course they still have to fight Barbossa and save Elizabeth...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,431 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC] - Complete
The Horrible Life of Felicity Taylor by cumberbatchbooty reviews
You all know this one: A girl who was bullied to the point she wanted to run away, and eventually she did with Mr. Crepsley. This is Felicity Taylor's story. I can assure you that there will be plenty of plot twistiness! AU until part 2. Creps/OC Ch 18!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,427 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Mr. Crepsley
Growing Up by Professor Black 04 reviews
After his beloved sister's death, Severus Snape adopted his niece. But Sarah's father, Sirius Black has escaped for Azkaban. Join Sarah, Sirius, and Severus as they find growing up is anything but easy. Also features: Trio, Twins, Draco, Dumbledore, Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 160,491 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Superman by LoveEeyore123 reviews
Superman by Taylor Swift. One-shot. Review please!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Unspoken Words by MadameCissy reviews
Have you ever woken up and realised the life you have is not the life you wish you had? Hermione finds herself in a difficult predicament and realises that in order to be truly happy she has to make some difficult sacrifices... [Hermione/Narcissa]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,186 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
It Just Felt Right by Mrs Rosa Riddle reviews
When Bellatrix Lestrange becomes a professor at Hogwarts, Hermione is comforted by somebody she once hated. Contains femslash! Please R&R, I really appreciate feedback, good or bad. Chapter 15 added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,656 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Baby, Did You Forget To Take Your Meds? by eshajouri reviews
Hate and paranoia collide, and they are the perfect combination for misery.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Animalistic Urges by watchitstark reviews
Something always drew her there, to a different room but to the same person each night. HG/NM Cissamione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
Your Heartbeat Is An Earthquake To My Guitar by eshajouri reviews
"The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought." Nine quick drabbles. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
The Doctor gets a Facebook. Hilarity shall ensue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - 11th Doctor
Crucio, then Avada Kedavra by InsanityRunsInMyBlood reviews
The devastating effects of the Unforgivables. Voldemort finds out first-hand when he uses it on Bellatrix. Angsty oneshot. AU. Part of my "Bella's Tragedies" collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Reason for Being by Star Chamber reviews
A simple Bellamort one-shot. Takes place between Malfoy Manor and the Final Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Dark Marks Burn by nannyandpotocrazy reviews
Bellatrix is in the shower at Malfoy Manor when her Dark Mark begins to burn, signaling the Dark Lord summoning his most loyal followers. What will she do? Squint for Bellamort fluff! A little OOC, but it has to be. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Crimson Roses and Magic by 01Shadow Angel reviews
A young wizard named Kimberly is taken in by the Kurans after her own family was brutally murdered by a level E vampire. Rido develops feelings for her during her stay. but what happens when she vanishes after an attack that occured.RidoOc i dnt own spell
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Rido K.
Take It Back by x-Avarice-x reviews
The Doctor is bored, so he decides to peruse the Internet in 2011. There, he finds something he should never have seen... *One-shot, crack!fic*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Fix You by BabyYou'reAllThatIWant reviews
When Annabeth's father dies from Cancer, there is only one person who can fix her. Baised on the song Fix You by Coldplay.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The New Dream by coramdeo8 reviews
Eugene and Rapunzel are feeling playful one afternoon. Might turn in to a series of one shots but for now here's the first one. Fluff.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Fiyero would by deeplyshallow reviews
A completely unbiased or is it? account of Fiyero Vs Edward Cullen and those dreaded non fictional Normal Guys...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Fiyero T. - Complete
5 Years by RainbowgasmWriter reviews
one sided Ciel x Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Very Bellatrix and Narcissa Fairy Story by Madea's Rage reviews
With deepest apologies to Grimm et al, the ladies attempt to instruct the muggle masses by means of a story. Also, Bellatrix has a new follower. Implied strong content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
May I Not Lose You by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero are happily in love. But when circumstances change and Frex plots an awful crime, what will happen? AU, Musical-verse, Fiyeraba. Please read Author's Notes! And check out the alternate ending "But for a moment"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,784 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Care and Feeding of Your Severus Snape by shyfoxling reviews
Congratulations on the acquisition of your new Severus Snape! To achieve the best results, may we suggest you adhere to the following guidelines...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The Lucius Tranny Story by Bassomatic reviews
Lucius dresses up for a night out on the town with a friend, and runs into his son in a bar. Madness ensues. Light HarryDraco and Tranny!Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Blinding by missmaggiemalfoy reviews
A Scabior/Hermione songfic set to Florence and the Machine's "Blinding."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Possibilities by sebaschan reviews
Ciel's new found life has devestating effects on Sebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Restless Salvation by Rebel-Rose Niji reviews
Ciel is woken by nightmares early in the morning several times. His screams call Sebastian from his sleep.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Alois Vera by AffableKiwi reviews
Honestly, how was Alois supposed to know Ciel burned so easily? AU modern setting.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
A Very Bellatrix and Narcissa List of Suggestions by Madea's Rage reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa attempt to give dating advice to the muggle masses, and Lucius gets a bit of unwelcome information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M.
Father are you gay? by XxXVampires-are-awesomeXxX reviews
AU!SLASH! Tom Riddle and Lucius Malfoy get drunk and begin a steamy make-out session, Draco walks in on them. Ends in a rather awkward conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Friends, not Enemies by LovelyJuJu reviews
Ciel Phantomhive has this friend, and his name is Alois Trancy
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Dreaming Reality by Endles reviews
Dreams, Ciel decides, are the worst. Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Behind the wall of madness by Lydia-kitten reviews
Post-HBP oneshot. Captured by Death Eaters in an attempt to lure Harry, Hermione is put under Bellatrix' "care". Trying to pull her captor's strings, she ends up bound by them instead. Femslash, D/s, Stockholm Syndrome, Noncon, but above all a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Treat by Warfang reviews
Alois gives Ciel a treat...and Sebastian nightmares.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Movie Night by Recipe For Trouble reviews
Craig and Tweek watch a movie. Rated for language. CREEK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Headache's eased by a wolf by August'1297 reviews
Been Taken Down, To Be Edited And Re-Uploaded
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Alice, Jacob
Nailpolish by longrope reviews
Are you gay?" Ciel asks Sebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
So Happy by Sleeves reviews
Tweek really does make Craig sooo happy. Craig's just an ass sometimes. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Everyday Annoyances by Schm0use reviews
Ellis tells Nick about some annoying guy at his work. Nick isn't really listening. NickxEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Only One Story by MoreGinThanTalking reviews
Ellis is worried on the helicopter ride before going to a safe zone, while Nick is concerned about him. Nick then gets lost in thought and leads to him going down with a red suit? NickxEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Perfect Past by MadameCissy reviews
A choice between love and life itself. She will lose either way. Hermione is everything Narcissa came to love but was taught to hate. Is love really stronger than hatred? [Hermione/Narcissa]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,672 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
A Petty Riddle by Kandell reviews
This started out as a drabble thingy, but I really liked the idea, and my friend is head over heels for Tom Riddle Jr., so here's to you, Meech! From the author formerly known as zutarataang4eva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - OC, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
As the Seventh Month Dies by SalemSmile15 reviews
The date is July 31st, 1980: Lily Potter finds herself alone and wandless after an unexpected attack by the Death Eaters. Incapacitated by pain, a man from her past appears out of the darkness to offer her aid. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Eight Years Later by Strega Brava reviews
Harry visits the office of the Headmistress of Hogwarts to speak to the portrait of a former Headmaster. DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU HAVE NOT READ DEATHLY HALLOWS BECAUSE THERE ARE SPOILERS! Written in about 45 minutes. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ten Reasons Why Draco's a Sissy by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
Top ten reasons why Draco turned out to be the little closet-case we all know he is. Just some random Malfoy-Family-Skits. Have fun, read and review, and warning: there is raunchy humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005
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When I get home you're so dead reviews
Tony thinks he has Bruce right where he needs him, until the physicist makes the decision to leave. Tony over thinks, and for once, has a heart. Bruce is alarmed by feelings. Steve Rogers saves the day (again) and is also done with your shit.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
All The Other Kids With The Pumped Up Kicks reviews
"We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we knew they were inside us" - The Joker. Songfic using Foster The People's 'Pumped Up Kicks'.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Forget your faith in me, Amelia Pond reviews
Amelia Pond wasn't used to facing fear alone, she usually had her raggedy doctor to protect her. What if the Doctor's gone and she's left in the hands of the God Complex yet again? One-shot, possibly fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy