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Joined 09-13-10, id: 2537230, Profile Updated: 12-28-13
Author has written 5 stories for Redwall.

Hullo, everyone! I'm back, and I hope that I can be present here more frequently now. I've decided I need a revamping, so you should be noticing a lot of changes around my profile soon! It's a pleasure to be back, and I hope to see my old friends about! Have some updated stats!

Age: 17, feel 40

Gender: questioned it for a while, but still male, if girly

Interests include history, gaming, small, colorful horses, weapons old and new, explosions, the military, and cooking. Hobbies include music, card games, D&D, being excessively affectionate, and wandering around at night.

I continue to enjoy primarily metal and metal-esque music.

I gave up on the mainstream on my island sometime around whenever it was that swag got here.

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WWZ Drabbles by skipperxotter reviews
52. Basic Rule 1 "If moans, shoot it, if it screams for help afterwards, your aim is off." drabbles, rated for occasional squick and unfortunate implications and language
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 10/17/2009
Why? (Pyr's Farewell) by Highwing reviews
Cayenne and Vodola, now living at Redwall after their adventures, receive terrible news about their best friend.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Complete
Avalon Demon High:Senior Year by Inu-Gurl07 reviews
They say your senior year of high school is supposed to be your best but no one mentioned the death threats,heartache and tears. I'm just trying to survive and become Inuyasha's mate.Sequel to Avalon Demon High
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Percabeth Revolution: You're A Mary Sue! by xAethriax reviews
I was tired of all the NicoxMarySue/OC so I wrote a crappy little fic about it. Very random, includes Sue-Raids, Sue-Fever, Mission Impossible theme songs, and an OC of a friend. Disclaimer: I am not Rick Riordan. The only thing I own is partial rights to Aethria.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
(Short Story) A Christmas Errand by taerkitty reviews
In the shadowy world defined by the SWA and the Lega Nord, Hilshire and Triela discover even Christmas has its own unique traditions.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Hillshire, Triela - Complete
Finale by Extrapolation reviews
There are only six of them left now, and five carrier tanks waiting patiently on the horizon. BLU Medic writes, draws comfort from the dove of a dead man, and goes to battle. Inspired by the MvM trailer.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Medic - Complete
Reconnect by Lilac Papillon reviews
And to think that these robots would be the ones to make sure he would never again said "Archimedes, NO!". To think that he'd loathe them more than he did before. And yet, here was one within his grasp - this small thing with no soul that could easily be crushed and broken. They were not natural; they did not bleed. And yet...one-shot, ficlet, Medic-centric, takes place during MvM
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Medic, Archimedes - Complete
A Guide to Not Making Your Tribute Suck by FoalyWinsForever reviews
The first and worst, as far as I know. Now rewritten. Again. It's even legal this time, isn't that exciting?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
Music, The Hunger Games Style! by mockingjayde reviews
Done out of pure boredom, this is a collection of songs, The Hunger Games style! ;D
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Katniss E.
La Belle Vie by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
'The Beautiful Life'. Fax, Niggy, Ella/Gazzy/AngelxOC. Best happy story ever! Lots of babies, new powers, and a new enemy. After MAX- end of FANG and ANGEL didn't happen. First chapter is background info.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 74,863 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
So you've been magically transported to Equestria by wayofthepen reviews
Hello! This handy pamphlet contains all the information you need to know regarding how to enjoy your stay in a world of magic and talking ponies.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Trinity by CreepyReaper reviews
The test had gone well. Twilight was happy, the researchers were happy, Celestia was happy. Everything in the world seemed to have fallen into place...until Celestia is given a dire warning. One shot. Also on FimFiction
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Princess Celestia - Complete
Bits of the Commander by NintendoGal55 reviews
Reading up on Commander Hurricane's biography, Rainbow Dash eventually seeks out the company of Fluttershy upon the discovery that there had been A LOT going on between Commander Hurricane and Private Pansy. Rated for sexual references. Title changed from "Commander History"
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Commander Hurricane, Private Pansy - Complete
Pyro by Firgun reviews
Life as a mercenary in the middle of a desert isn't all that bad, really.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Pyro, Engineer - Complete
Inuyasha's Baby by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Excerpt from Chapter Twenty: Poor guy had turned green as Inuyasha had described, in great detail, what it meant to be disemboweled.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,609 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
MLP: Whiplash by Molotov Cocktail reviews
A motorcyclist who's lost it all is struck by lightning, and awakens in a strange land. Still reeling in the post-traumatic stress of military service and the criminal underground of street racing, he obliviously never knew his path was decided for him.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,795 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Teufort's Dirty Secret by Ellemgram reviews
After a months-long stalemate, the BLU Scout finally gets his hands on the RED team's intelligence. But are the secrets inside all they're cracked up to be? One-shot
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Scout - Complete
My Little Academy: Fanfiction is Magic by Iron Gall and Glyph reviews
Welcome to the Royal Fanfiction Academy of Equestria, a MLP OFU in the styles of OFUM and HFA, where the canons themselves take on the task of improving writers.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
Hope by Aura-of-the-Emperor reviews
It has been a year to the day since Dr. Brian Jacques passed on. This is my commemorative tribute, about how all things must end, and how we must carry on. After all- He who says that I am dead, knows not at all!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
A Time For Love by fighterkirby1998 reviews
Prim: a young girl embraced by hunger. Buttercup: a helpless cat encased in snow. When the two meet, is it possible for a small ray of light to be discovered in the dead of winter? One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Buttercup, Prim E.
Maximum Guide to Maximum Ride by independentwriter-137 reviews
You've seen the cliches, the Mary Sues and Gary Stus, the text talk grammar, it's all covered here in this little helpful guide to help you make a better fanfic and an overall better author.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
Midwinter: A Rakkety Tam Winter's Tale by Killy-S reviews
Midwinter has come to Redwall again. Just in time for the holidays,here's a Redwall holiday fic. If you haven't read Rakkety Tam there will be spoilers.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Wolfrum by Samadhir reviews
As the army of Urthblood prepares for their journey to Redwall Abbey, Mykola the Swordfox gets the responsibility of looking after Wolfrum, one of the "problem soldiers" under the badger's command. Based on "The Crimson Badger" by Highwing.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Lest we forget, je me souviens by Goldpen reviews
The bright red of the corn poppy, looked too much like the bright fall of blood, as he lay down the flower on the white cross. "Lest we forget, je me souviens," his soft voice whispered.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Canada - Complete
The Roast of Eragon Shadeslayer by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
Before marching upon Galbatorix, the Varden host a no-holds-barred, highly snarky tribute to their hero, Eragon Shadeslayer. Arya, Nasuada, Orik, and others riff on Eragon's less fine points, all in the name of camaraderie.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
Until Next Time by Inspired178 reviews
A short, light poem about the ending of Harry Potter. Read, review, request, and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Burning to the Ground by Amilya Eclair Farron reviews
No one was able to withstand against the Cruciatus Curse without doubling over from the pain it caused them. Why had she even bothered getting to her feet when she knew what was coming?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Amycus C., Luna L. - Complete
Meet the Engineer by Harold3456 reviews
Fifty years have passed, and the only time the mercenaries have for each other is spent over a gravestone. Freewrite exercise, written in an hour, sorry for lack of editing but I figured the story would have more impact this way.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Engineer, Scout - Complete
Stoat stories by Rory the roman reviews
Extremly short stories involving one evil stoat and a lot of nursery rhymes
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
Morbid Curiosity by mumbling mice reviews
The medic dwells on his isolated past and fascination with medicine he held since childhood, and how they influenced the man he is today.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Medic - Complete
Purification by mumbling mice reviews
Fire doesn't destroy. Fire cleanses.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Pyro - Complete
Medic's Acid Trip by Balloon Animal reviews
Medic trials an exciting new drug with terrible and hilarious consequences.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Medic - Complete
World War P by MantisToboggan reviews
An Oral History of the Equestrian Zombie War, as told by those who lived through it, if only just barely.
Crossover - My Little Pony & World War Z - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
The Obligation by Highwing reviews
Bedtime for Dibbuns!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
Awakened Dead by K. Higurashi reviews
Too curious for her own good, Kagome unseals a powerful and hot headed poltergeist from an old katana on the night of Halloween. He's rude, he's crude and possibly the sexiest boy she's ever met. Too bad for the dead part..IK
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,808 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
This is Awkward by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
A chance encounter leads to highly embarrassing conversations. Slash. Dialogue-only. Warnings for child characters seeing inappropriateness and one instance of mild bad language.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Tales of Cheek: Winter by Killy-S reviews
It is the Winter of The Deepest Snow, Cheek Stag Otter and his friends are preparing for the season's feast. It is a time of food, friends, and stories of the Snow Badger and his Snow Hares.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Memoriam by Scyphi reviews
Because memories never die.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Complete
Minnie's Magical Memories by ginnyjaffa reviews
Ever wondered what Professor McGonagall's views were on all Harry and co.'s adventures? She has just arrived in Above and has years of stories to tell. The Marauders and friends are especially eager to listen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,116 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Max's Journal by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
Ella made me do it! She's paying me 100 dollars to write in this thing every few days. I won't be writing all those mushy feelings in here, so get over it! I must be a sucker for money. And Disclaimer: I do not own MR.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 66,300 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Max - Complete
Peeta Mellark's Very Awkward Stag Party by puellanerdii reviews
The victors take Peeta out for a night on the town. Hijinks ensue, some of them involving themed drinks. And strippers. Spoilers through the middle of Catching Fire. Warnings for raunchy humor, nudity, and senseless destruction of cake.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
The Sue Slayers: The Twelve Fics Of Christmas by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The Christmas Parody fic that should be finished by Independence Day. What happens when the top 12 Christmas clichés invade Artemis Fowl and his manor? Violence, maid costumes, McDonalds and snowball fights with Holly. What were you expecting?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Candles by FLUTE-ESQUE reviews
They were her own little ritual, and I couldn't help but watch. Oneshot.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Orphen by Agent D reviews
A pure hearted ferret embarks across a new age of Mossflower, unaware his newfound friends plan to upset the delicate balance and overthrow the country. But it becomes clear that the sides are no longer black and white.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009
Merry Christmas From the 74th Hunger Games by TimX7 reviews
A music video about the twenty-four tributes of the 74th Hunger Games and what they do during Christmas at the training center.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Little bodys, Big problems by dragonsfire18 reviews
Keo s fanfic Inuyasha, miroku, sango, kirara, sesshomarou and koga get chibi transformed by a demon bunny, how will kagome and shippo cope with looking after five kids and a kitten. he acts like such a child XD rated for possible language
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
More than Stories by ncfan reviews
-Noctus- They weren't just stories.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Noctus - Complete
Burning Alone by Mika Casey reviews
You could be a barn owl, or a wolf, or even a hagsfiend. Twilight/Gylfie oneshot.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
The Percabeth Revolution: Sickening! by mandy8o8 reviews
Sick of all fluffy percabeth? Join the Percabeth Revolution. Instructions inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010
Percabeth Revolution: Dancing Chonga Indians by Topaznik-Citrine reviews
Written for the Percabeth Revolution. Full of meteors, make-outs, projectile vomiting, tribal chonga dances, materealizing demigods and pretty much just a series of events that make no sense, one after another. All for the war against fangirls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Percabeth Revolution: Pairings and Unicorns by EgoVixitVivit reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Nico discuss the horrible pairings and overly fluffy stories people clog with these days. Parody. I SUPPORT THE PERCABETH REVOLUTION!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Rat Next Door a Fanfiction of a Fanfiction by Kagetora no Tsume reviews
See what happens when everyone's favorite monk takes his lechery one step too far for Sango and Kagome's liking. A fanfiction of a fanfiction. Miroku's various escapades. Funny, and a little bit evil. Extention with permission of How to Build a Fire.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
A Darker Shade of Red by Irving Forrest reviews
Jasper and Tempson, two superstitious, tavern going vermin, are told three fantastic and terrible tales about the darker side of Redwall Abbey by a mysterious fox who seems to know a thing or two about the supernatural.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
The Percabeth Revolution: Annabeth Feels by PJO Smiley Faces reviews
In which Annabeth discusses her feelings towards Percabeth. And yes, I know it is a little short XD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010
The Percabeth Revolution: Her Curly Raven Locks by Fishpony reviews
Four half bloods are fed up with Nico's girlfriend Calista Knight Naomi Harrison, daughter of Nyx and plot their revenge. Short oneshot. Please note: I'm only against badly written Percabeth and NicoXOC stories.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
The Percabeth Revolution: Gone With The Tide by District 715 reviews
A Fire and Brimstones Studios Production for the Percabeth Revolution. With much apologies to Martha Mitchell.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Rundown by Tuume reviews
Obey the Blacksuits. Avoid the Skulls. Fear the Warden. Do that, and you may live long enough to see your next birthday. Maybe.
Furnace series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Legends of Redwall by Red Squirrel Writer reviews
Snapshots of life in the Redwall MMORPG. Witness the travels, travails, and hijinks of a group of players fighting and dying for glory, honor, and the ever elusive critical sneak strike.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009
Wake up by Quaver Ava reviews
A small vixen tries to wake her mother up, to no avail. This is a very sad story. One-shot, please reveiw. Sorry for short summery.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Four Orphaned Flowers by Kelaiah reviews
A ferret who is enchanted by the stage. A hare who wishes to join the Long Patrol. A squirrel who seems born to be a dancer. And a mouse, who raised them all, yearns for her uncle to return... and for the one she loves to notice her.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy your Marching Band Director by Multi-Shipper Girl reviews
ONE-SHOT: The title is pretty self explanitory so there is no need for a summary
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Dr Beat by Band Geek Bella reviews
Title is pretty self explanitory I think. If you don't know, Dr. Beat is a metronome inside of a freaking huge speaker that kills your ears. It's also my director's favorite method of torture. One Shot of Dr. Beat's diary.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
I Can Hear the Drums by PhantomPenguin reviews
Merely a fun tribute to the amazing ability of drummers to be heard absolutely ALL the time.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Ease up Hooha by PokeBlue reviews
While Lazlo and Patsy are out on a date, Patsy's parents reminince about their past and at the same time Hoo-ha learns that he wasn't always so strict, and that Lazlo is prehaps worthy of Patsy. Patsy x Lazlo, Hoo-ha x Emily
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The Brain Numbing Invasion of the Golden Outcast by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
Watch out, Suescum, there's a new Slayer in town. And she will not stand to see The Outcast of Redwall soiled by freakish romanticized writing. Fear me, if you dare.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Crystals by WhispertheWolf reviews
A basic guide to recognizing crystals and their abilities. Does not yet include Season 2.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,067 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Veiled in Deceit by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
A very different look at how a certain minor character could have been, written deliberately to challenge the general views of the fandom. WARNING: Includes non-graphic but obvious mature content and disturbing imagery.
Redwall - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Surviving the Sues by storiewriter reviews
Redwall has fallen, Mossflower is being overrun, and the Mary Sues doing it are almost unstoppable. The only resistance left is the Secret SueSlayer Society of Salamandastron, and their strength dwindles with each passing season. How can they win this?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,742 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Blue Moon by Kelaiah reviews
PARODY Swartt Sixclaw sits alone one night, wishing that his dead wife, Bluefen, were back in his arms. He gets a lot more than he bargained for... a Mary-Sue, a raging bespecticled ferret, a roaring audience, and a tazering badger.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Swartt Sixclaw, Veil - Complete
A Mary for Me by Sthrissa reviews
Severus Snape's Mary Sue woes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Destiny Of Icecloud Lunareye by LittlePsychoWolf reviews
[PARODY] A little Sue oneshot I wrote to try and get myself back into writing my bigger parody, Arawolf Beechclaw, Sueslayer Extraordinaire, but I ended up working my current obsession into the ending anyway. Angst 'cause it's a Suefic. Yeah. Enjoy.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
The Shadowtide by LittlePsychoWolf reviews
A stoat is shanghaied into Salamandastron's secret army: a small group of reformed vermin who slip into attacking hordes and act as assassins and spies. Rated for some gory parts & character deaths.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Slaughter of the Crew of the Rusty Chain by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
A full version of the ballad so gory Mr Jacques wasn't allowed to publish it! Pull up a chair an' a flagon o' wine, join in iffen ye know the chorus! Rated T with VERY GOOD REASON.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
The Death Of The Band by goldnote reviews
The school board wants to cut instrumental music in the school. Can the band director and the students save their program? Rated T. A OneShot...
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
From Across The Field by goldnote reviews
A color guard member and trumpet player are the star of the marching show, shinning for a brief moment... A one shot. Rated T.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
A Threat or a Promise? by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Double drabble, 200 words. Squicky slash and creepy implications. Second genre not quite accurate, but they don't have a tag for 'twisted creepy relationship'. A spy is briefed on his mission and informed of his ... reward.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Dreary by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
An ode to truly godawful Redwall lemons. Potentially controversial, mild bad language, extremely disturbing imagery. Flames will be ignored and deleted if anonymous.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Mirrors by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Ublaz has strange hobbies. Slash. Sort of.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Napalm by Grey of Myrddin reviews
Why haven't they tried this yet? Drabble fic. Bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
MarlSue by VampCat reviews
[PARODY] It seems that the Marlfoxes ran into a bit of trouble while they were in Mossflower... enter Mary Sue here
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
Boromir's Favorite Holiday by Gaslight reviews
Boromir muses on the joys of Easter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
The Sauron Plan by Spotted Hyena reviews
Sauron discusses his plans for the elves after he conquers Middle Earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Sauron
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3061 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Trumpet's Last Call by GrayFire reviews
A poem about the last band performance for the seniors
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2002
Ours Is Not To Reason Why by Amberdulen reviews
After failing to capture Redwall, a rat sails home ...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2000 - Complete
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The Greatest Gift reviews
They say around this time of year that family is the greatest gift. A young leveret wishes for the Snow Badger to return his father from across the sea.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
The Flag reviews
A flag blows away from a young hare on parade, and travels on the wind, witnessing many different events.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
We Will Remember Them reviews
The Long Patrol holds a ceremony to honor fallen comrades, and a Sergeant thinks. I know it's late, but this one goes out to all the veterans out there, and the ones who didn't make it home.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011
The Troll reviews
A Troll wanders Mossflower Woods. A Halloween fic, celebrating a certain someone's lack of activity as well.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011
Something to Live For reviews
A Badger Lord has died, and a Colonel reflects on his life. Something of an extremely late tribute to Brian Jacques. Read/Review
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete