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Hi! I'm Lisa! I live in (insert city here), go to (insert school here) and am (insert age here).

I like to read manga, watch anime, play video games, read fanfics, etc. Scratch that, I love to read manga. My favorites include; Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Fairy Tail, D. Gray Man, Oresama Teacher, Gintama, No. 6, Hunter x Hunter, Liar Game, Claymore, Dengeki Daisy, and many others. I have read hundreds of manga series, and I'm NOT exaggerating. My favourite books are the Percy Jackson Series, the Artemis Fowl series, and the Hunger Games Series. My favourite songs include When You're Gone, Melt, Happy Synthesizer, Fallout, Crybaby's Ensemble, and All To Myself. My favourite video games include The Legend of Zelda series and The World Ends With You, cuz both are epically awesome! I like to copy and paste stuff on my profile, especially funny and sweet stuff. PM me if you have any suggestions for my stories or spot any typos, or even if you just feel like it. Oh, and one more thing; I like reviews.

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If you plan to read the stuff below, the underlined stuff are great. If I bold them, that's even better. If they are italicized, they're the best!


I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


This is this cat.
This is details cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is dumbass cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"


Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!


Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) It’s not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The pahomoneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it it your profile.


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me IRONY...again.
"You son of a bitch!"

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like you're father."

24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

25. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


I WANT A GUY...

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

Someone who would tell me I'm beautiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART


Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


A Real Boyfriend

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

-When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (I wish!! -fieryhazel)

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."


Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted


"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person, you may be the world"

"In a world of Cheerios, be a Fruit Loop!"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"Within you I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to become lost again"

"Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river."

"Men came before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft"

"If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives."

"'There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side."

"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"In God we trust; all others must pay cash."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."" (btw, that means 'I don't speak English' T-T)

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"The road to success is always under construction."


3 EASIEST WAYS TO DIE:

1.Have a cigarette daily
-You'll die 10 years earlier

2.Drink alcohol daily
-You'll die 30 years earlier

3.Love somebody who doesn't love you back
-you'll die daily


When you are born, you are given two eyes to see,
Two legs to walk,
Two arms to hug,
Two ears to listen.
Your even givin two shoulders to shurg at
But how come your only given ONE heart...?

The answer is quite simple actually...

You just have to find the other one


Join the dark side. We have cookies!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose."

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.


If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds... copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're addicted to anime/manga, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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If you get pissed when your stories get no reviews but other crappy stories get 800 reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

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Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,367 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
A Prince for Mikan by Esa MaRie reviews
AU. A Cinderella Story with a GA twist. In a world of alice-wielders, Mikan Sakura lived an ordinary life under the abuse of her step-family. But a mysterious crimson-eyed boy suddenly appeared and dragged her to a life of danger, adventure, and… love.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 174,660 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3444 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
La Patisserie de la Rose by George deValier reviews
AU. Accountant Matthew Williams is used to being unnoticed, ignored, and forgotten. That is until pastry chef Francis Bonnefoy appears like a burst of colour in his dull, grey life. Gift fic for TCTBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Consequences of Sarcasm by yazcemien reviews
Mikan Sakura: This is more awkward than the time I went to the boys' bathroom and no one noticed that I was a girl... NxM Facebook drabbles
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Warm Words and Thudding Hearts by Drosselmeyer's Ancestor reviews
Warmth can be found anywhere, but Yuki thinks it's best found in Natsuki's voice. A fic about falling in love, 30 prompts, 30 chapters.
Tsuritama/つり球 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,229 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Yuki S., Natsuki U. - Complete
The Sophomore Year by Demand Truth reviews
After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,694 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Game of Let's Pretend by Hilaire reviews
REVISED CHAPTER SIX UP! Set 7 years after the anime. "Lookie here," Natsume said, pissed off. "I don't have time for this. I already have a girlfriend." He put an arm around Mikan's shoulders. "Here she is. And you're making her really jealous."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,953 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
Keep Smiling Through by George deValier reviews
'We'll Meet Again' mini-sequel. Keep smiling through, just like you always do; 'til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Bookworm and the Beast by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
Mikan has her head up in the clouds. Natsume is far too rational. Sumire is a bit disenchanted. They're all a little flawed. It's about differentiating between fantasy and reality. In which there are beginnings, endings and not-so-unexpected romances. #8
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 236,032 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Survival of the Almost Achievers by Tearless Sonnet reviews
42: And he was smiling and crying and he just couldn't think of anywhere in the world he'd rather be. "Thank you," he said. "For loving me."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 16,244 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009
8 Things Boys Are Being Compared To by ejo reviews
It happens when you leave two girls alone.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Mikan S., Hotaru I. - Complete
Fake Smiles by Vanilla Coated Love reviews
8. Mikan thought that her life in the Academy was perfect but it wasn't; it was all fake, including her relationship with Natsume.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Sleep, Little Bird by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Tino, Berwald and Peter are the perfect family. Things like this don't happen to people like them. But when they do, how are they supposed to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Words by Vanilla Coated Love reviews
7. A girl, a boy and an abusive relative put them all together and you have a two thousand-word story.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Footprints by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same. #33
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,930 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
The Space Between Dream and Reality by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
Fifty: With so much chemistry, of course they would end up together. After all… they'd started off with a bang. #20
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,828 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Reverse Psychology to the nth Degree by IndigoGrapefruit reviews
Dear Mr. Nogi, there are only two things that can break a relationship into pieces. If it's not me, then it's you. And it's never me.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hotaru I., Ruka N. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by Mathais reviews
Akihiko/Minato. When the money to fuel Tartarus trips runs dry, Minato does whatever he can to make money. Akihiko finds out and is not pleased. Fill for the Persona kink meme.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Minato A., Akihiko S.] - Complete
Because we made it this far by ButterFish reviews
Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Do you remember that song we used to sing? by ButterFish reviews
Alfred's very last call is to the love of his life, Arthur. AU, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In the Eyes of the Beholder by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
It goes beyond reason. Because Mikan just can't understand why Natsume Hyuuga doesn't want to be friends and everybody else can't understand why he always wears sunglasses. #32
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Strange Interludes by J.S. KID reviews
AU. If hatred is enough to change you, why not let someone take off that burden on you?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
A Cat's Kiss by Stranger-of-the-void reviews
After a delivery Lag finds a wounded cat and takes it home to nurse it, the cat soon gets healthy and and proves to be very possessive over the letter bee, which not every one of his friends likes...
Letter Bee/テガミバチ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Zaji, Lag S. - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Correspondence by November Romeo reviews
AU. An encounter between a lawyer and a psychiatrist leads to a well-documented love story: Atty. Natsume Hyuuga and Dr. Mikan Sakura in a romance that develops in three weeks. Read it in real time this November.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,000 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Because I Love You by PerfectMisfit reviews
100 Kaho/Len moments. -ON HIATUS-
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Oink! Oink! by November Romeo reviews
That's the sound you hear in the battle for male pride, where points are arbitrary and prizes won't be given away.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
Ninety Seven & Three Drabbles by Romantically Loveless reviews
#13 - Misfortune: They say that if a black cats crosses your path, misfortune will follow you. Even so, Mikan wanted to know why she felt like the luckiest person alive. - Drabbles.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
Hitoshii Kawase by ariadne-chan reviews
What happens after the mischievous fairy Lili casts a spell to make Tsuchiura Ryoutarou and Tsukimori Len switch bodies? One word: Armageddon. Life, Friends, Family, Instruments, Love. Complication personified. In the end, who would Hino Kahoko choose?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Confections of a Chocoholic by November Romeo reviews
I'm a hobo that drops by once in a while for chocolate. But no matter where I go, none of the chocolates are as good as Anna's. I suppose that's why I keep coming back.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Kitsuneme - Complete
Genius by Lady Drama reviews
Despite her cold demeanour and undisputed brilliance, Hotaru Imai was also a young girl. A Hotaru-centric fic exploring her life, lessons and love.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Hotaru I. - Complete
Life by Miharu Endou reviews
He threw a Starbucks tumbler at me when I stopped him from committing suicide. He was a jerk, but it doesn't matter anymore. I will forever treasure this item that came from the man who I realized I was in love with. REPOSTED
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Timer Starts Now by Tearless Sonnet reviews
My knife to his throat, his gun at my temple. This is love.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Broken Promises by yazcemien reviews
I was leaving for another country. "I'll wait for you," I remember you saying. "Five years is nothing. Have faith in me." Was that all a lie, Natsume? Because you weren't there when I came back. NxM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Numbers in Choreography by November Romeo reviews
AU. One shot. Natsume Hyuuga is a lawyer struggling with a psychiatric illness that permanently changed his life. This is his story, told through the most unlikely narrator, about the most unlikely friends.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Natsume H., Hotaru I. - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tech Savvy by Tearless Sonnet reviews
Oneshot: Natsume Hyuuga took the ‘Are you gay or not?’ quiz and got the result: 100% gay. - Mikan Sakura, Hotaru Imai, and 28 others like this. - View all 19 comments. Mikan Sakura: "AHA! So THIS is why Ruka's your best friend!" Ruka Nogi: "O.o wtf?"
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Square One by miikka-xx reviews
Every night, before drifting to sleep, Ogami thinks of how he will die. SakuraOgami. complete.
Code Breaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sakura S., R. Ogami - Complete
10 Instances by the mythologist reviews
A collection of instances, thoughts, really from Ogami, Toki, Heike, Nenene, and an omniscient other. Mostly fluffy, although several are a bit angsty.
Code Breaker - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2009 - R. Ogami, Sakura S.
Toybox by miikka-xx reviews
Toki-centric; drabble: This is a game and he is going to win.
Code Breaker - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Code:Emperor/Emperor - Complete
and down came the rain by The Soup reviews
After all their years and trials - literally - as friends, Phoenix realizes what's been there all along. Edgeworth x Phoenix
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Dementia by SoWrightSoWrong reviews
Alzheimer's is a progressive and fatal brain disease that has no cure. Phoenix/Edgeworth, written for the kink meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Turnabout Coming Out by Ellcrys reviews
In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Busy Dreams by Shivasan reviews
Edgeworth enters his office and finds Phoenix asleep. PhoenixEdgeworth, Oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Mana by artbug reviews
Mana Walker is 36 and leading an average life, living in a small apartment, lusting after his secretary and hating his job. His life will be changed forever when he finds a boy hiding in an alley.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,720 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Ten Years to Date by November Romeo reviews
In the guise of homework, Natsume and Mikan spend the night talking about life after the Academy.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say by November Romeo reviews
Everyone hears them fight. Kokoroyumi hears that and more.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Kokoro Y. - Complete
Do You RAIN Me? by Koharu Mitsuki reviews
Natsuuume! I RAAAIIIIIIN youuu! What? She… rains me? What kind of sentence is that? Ficlet. NxM. OOC.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Yellow by drinktea reviews
RoyRiza. In between cars breaking down, her amber eyes and eventual embarassment, Roy dodges an inevitable question.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
To Take This Hand by Wot Wot Wark reviews
... Will mean everything. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Red by Enganar reviews
An alternate ending to the final episode. What if Riza Hawkeye wasn't too late.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
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Viscious Shade of Red reviews
Mikan returns, five years after disappearing. Those years were a living hell for Natsume. He recognizes her, but she claims to be clueless about this 'Mikan' whom everybody refers to, and to prove it, she acts as the polar opposite to what she was before.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Natsume H.
Closing Distances reviews
A series of drabbles. Different genres, but mainly romance. Mainly NxM. #2: "G-good morning, N-natsume!" I shake my head. I knew that she was the culprit! "Manga, polka." Frankly speaking, she took my manga.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010
Voice reviews
People were ugly. They just put on a mask, that if hit in a vulnerable state, will shatter to tiny shards. All the ugly, gruesome lies would be revealed at that point. I thought everybody was like that. Until I met her.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
All Hallows' Eve reviews
Happy Halloween! Celebrate with the students of Gakuen Alice as they face twists of humour, drama, and love triangles. Mainly NatsumexMikan. I'm sorry, I'm bad at summaries... Please R&R!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Yes, No, Maybe, So? reviews
A crumpled ball of paper. Something seems to be written on it... 'Natsume, the big jerk-head'. Right above it is a picture of me with my hair on fire.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Eucleusia reviews
"I heard some rumours." Hotaru raised a brow. "About?" "Your latest invention. That virtual reality game. What was it called?" "Eucleusia. What about it?" Natsume breathed in. "There's a glitch in it. Someone almost died from playing it." NxM R&R, please!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
How He Remembers reviews
He could feel a laugh coming. But it doesn't come out right. He starts to cry. She always smiled. When he ate the mochi that she made for him. When they shared Alice stones. When they first kissed, and... when he told her that he loved her. NxM. R&R, plz!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete