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Leaping by counselor reviews
Bella has a cabin on the beach for three weeks. He uses a Victorian built by his grandfather. He's numbed by trauma...and he's drifting. He's no hero, but she won't agree. They meet, but is it chance or design? It's loneliness, it's lust, it's anger, it's desperate. It's a risk, it's betrayal...it's hope...it's love...but it's fragile. It's a leap.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward by counselor reviews
No one has lived next door since the murder that happened there in 1997. One day Bella looks out her window and a compellingly handsome man is moving in. Bella doesn't date. But Mom is a serial dater. When Mom gets a load of Edward he becomes the focus of all her attention. (Pulled and Published Mar. 1, 2015 on Amazon as Me and Mom Fall for Spencer by Diane Munier.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3244 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fox Fire by WoodLily reviews
"My prey had become beautiful to me. The pain of that realization stung worse than venom ever could." Edward's "Twilight". Canon-compliant AU after 'The Meadow'. Plot detours and missing moments. The slow burn begins with the flight to Alaska. *UPDATE 22/6/15: Real Life has sucked my time these last six months, but I've finally got chapter 38 into editing. Thanks for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 211,249 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
It's Always The Quiet Ones by Roslyn Grey reviews
Confessions of a sex-obsessed, small town girl, just looking to find herself in a world where curvy brunettes don't belong, and masturbation is frowned upon. Drabble fic. Cannon AH slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 31,199 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Beyond Inappropriate by bornonhalloween reviews
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 5452 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Letters to Corporal Masen by solostintwilight reviews
Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,350 - Reviews: 6672 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mixtape by JustAskSunKing reviews
What were you doing in 1994? Bella and Edward were wreaking havoc, making out, breaking up, and making up. This mixtape is his gift to her. The song remembers when.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unbecoming by BookishQua reviews
In the aftermath of her divorce, a heartbroken Bella Swan looks for danger to give meaning to her life. If only her hot ex-husband would stay out of the picture. There is NO CHEATING in this story by E or B. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,393 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7628 - Favs: 5,065 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worship by beegurl13 reviews
"Age shouldn't matter. When you meet the person that completes all the unfinished parts of you, it shouldn't matter about anything else." The story of a brazen young man, an invisible woman, and an unholy worship. E&B, AH, rated M, drabble-ish type fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 81,100 - Reviews: 6038 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 714 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Solstice by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Life changes...just like the seasons. Bella finds herself coming out of an ending and into a beginning. Still hurt and emotionally withdrawn. Can someone new help her embrace the change in her life? Can her broken heart find love again? E/B Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,902 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx reviews
Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,467 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13140 - Favs: 8,742 - Follows: 4,749 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 7,163 - Follows: 4,142 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward in the Afternoon by cosmogirl7481 reviews
My birthday present for Marvar: A boy meets girl story with sweltering heat, iced coffee and lots of sex... ExB, AH and OOC because no one is a virgin. Romance and humor with a touch of drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 617 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coincidental Major by m7707 reviews
A tale about a hockey-playing boy who loves his girl. This is Edward's story from Major Misconduct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,272 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6546 - Favs: 5,790 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voice For Me by PachasPickMeUp reviews
Bella and Edward come from two different worlds; one of silence and one of sound. Fiesty Bella starts school at Forks High and turns jaded Edward's world upside down. Can they find their own voice through true love? AH, Canon pairing, and "M" for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,643 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481 reviews
O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 140 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14251 - Favs: 15,294 - Follows: 8,292 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always & Never by BOSTONGIRL1212 reviews
After the lines of friendship are blurred & crossed, can Bella & Edward's relationship recover? More importantly, will they find the courage to explore the burning desire between them that refuses to be extinguished? Rated M for language and lemons AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,599 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Amnesia by Gemgirl65 reviews
What if Edward Cullen weren't a 109-year-old-vampire...what if he were 'born' yesterday? When Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the forest one rainy afternoon, a fateful meeting between the two will alter the course of both of their lives forever. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 175,204 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 5,998 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Jizzahands reviews
Socially inept Edward goes to school with beautiful, popular Bella, who's party ways affect her school work. They are forced to pair up for a project and wind up helping each other with surprising results. Do they have more in common than they thought
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward, Bella