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Hi my name is Mandy, I'm 33 and yes my parents named me after that Barry Manilow song, hehe. I live in a really small and boring town but only twenty minutes from Chico California. If you haven't heard of Chico then where have you been, it's been in Playboy and is known for the parties!! It's crazy there on the weekends. I absolutly love reading and am addicted to some of the Vampire Academy stories. I have been writing a book for the last year and am debating if I should post here. I spend my time reading, writing and anttending a university. My life is crazy trying to juggle all that and my two kids. I have a twin sister who means the world to me. The funny thing is we are so different! i've lived all over the world. I was born in Alaska and lived in Hawaii for five years. Yes it's beautiful and all but your stuck on an island. I love going four wheel driving and throwing mud. Silly I know. My sisters bachelor/bachelorette party was a bunch of trucks in mud. It was sooooo fun! I was the only one that got thrown in the mud by my step-brother of all things! Anyway I hope you enjoy, please review.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line.
(HAHA I guess I'm a retard!)
Here's something that-s really funny
You know you live in 2010 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'
7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object
8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)
9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces
10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.
15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did
Hope you enjoy my story. I've been reading others work for so long and decided that I wanted people to how I thought Last Sacrific could be.