Manny Merkle
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Heyya, call me Manny. I'm an age between 20 and 10. Call meh Manny.

I like cookies. :D :D

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others turn blue, copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

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Room 4 one more by icecoldapplefangs13 reviews
When Zoey is left behind by her friends, she is truly left for dead. When she is found by the other survivors, is she willing to move on and forget them? Rated M for Ellis x Zoey and strong language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,517 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Zoey, Ellis
Canned Peaches and Zombies by monkeeem reviews
A different take on what happens after Alice arrives on the scene in Extinction, because everyone (including Alice) needs a little more Carlos in their lives!
Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,570 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Alice, Carlos O.
Abandon Ship by Shadow Koneko reviews
Zoey and Ellis meet up in the last place either of them ever expected: in the middle of the ocean. Ellis/Zoey and slight Francis/Rochelle/Nick
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,514 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Zoey, Ellis
Survival Skills by grainia reviews
How do you get off an alien planet without a spaceship anyway? Isabelle and Royce try to figure it out and stay alive at the same time.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,504 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Royce, Isabelle
Buried Inside by Lazarus76 reviews
Go into the mind of a serial killer...you may never come back. Rated M for themes that will be disturbing. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 88 - Words: 102,564 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
What He's Really Like by paigeydoll reviews
When Haruhi breaks up with Tamaki, he decides not to take no for an answer and does something no one could have seen coming. When the Host Club finds out, how will they react, especially a tall, quiet senior? Rated T for non-graphic rape and violence.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Breathe You In by DancingintheRain131 reviews
Eames forges into Arthur in a dream to get Ariadne to admit her feelings for Arthur. What happens when the real Arthur decides to show up?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,400 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne
Noble Pair by firerwolf reviews
100 Prompt couples challenge done based on Carter/Noble One and Kat/Noble Two. T for violence.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 76,716 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One] Emile-A239/Noble Four, Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
End of The World and a New Beginning by Ellaine7 reviews
"Project Alice, terminate Angela Ashford now." Tears ran down her face as Alice hoisted the 9mm weapon and steadily aimed it at Angie… Partially Moviebased. After Apocalypse. Future Alice/Carlos pairing.
Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Alice, Carlos O. - Complete
Complexity by cssypet reviews
Love is dangerous, dragging them down when they want to stay lost in dreams. It's a kick, bringing them to a morbid reality.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur
A Continuing Affair by Light-and-Smoke reviews
A glance into Ariadne and Arthur's acquaintance through Inception and beyond.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,399 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Proposal by h2ofan reviews
After accepting to help out a friend Ariadne finds herself "married" to Arthur while they try to convince his family that he does indeed live a normal life. Maybe there is something else there besides a favor... A/A rating moved from T to M
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,940 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur
A Reckless Abandon by musicchica10 reviews
Ariadne is suddenly taken away by men. Arthur is desperately searching for her with Eames' help. Will they get to her in time and what will become of the imprisoned wife of Arthur? A/A
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,406 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
A Very Strange Event by The Mad Maiden reviews
Red vs Blue: There's a wedding at Blood Gulch. Who's getting married though? Pairings are listed inside.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Untouchable reviews
Untouchable - That's how she was after she lost him. Nobody could break down her walls, or she thought. When the silent host figures out what's wrong, how will she handle it? MorixOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Mori/Takashi M.