TheWaffleMonster
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Joined 09-14-10, id: 2538678, Profile Updated: 11-27-12
Author has written 11 stories for Invader Zim, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, Spirited Away, Vocaloid, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

Helloooooo, peoples of fanfiction! I am TheWaffleMonster, and...I love WAFFLES!!!!!

I am a Christian, and proud of it. To anyone out there who thinks Christians are judgemental, hypocrytical, or 'perfect people', then I am forced to tell you: yes, there are some people out there who act that way. But the two people I am closest to helped me (and are still helping me) overcome depression, cutting, pornography (yes, girls can get hooked too!), and an eating disorder. They have loved me through everything and allowed me to see their struggles and less-than-perfect sides as well. My hat is off to you, Lode and Kat, for showing me God's love!

I love to draw, all the time, drawing, drawing, drawing! So wonderful! So much fun!!! And writing, too, of course...though I do tend to be a bit lazier about that.

My stories have a tendency to be dark. This is partially due to the fact that dark stories tend to resonate more with me, and more due to the fact that I usually write only when I'm feeling emo and need to vent my wrath. Strangely enough, though, I also enjoy writing pointless, silly, fluffy nonsense, just because it's funny.

Lately, I've noticed that I seem to write almost all oneshots. This is due to the fact that whenever I attempt to write a full-length story, I get about three chapters in and then either 1) Get completely stuck and just kill off all my characters or stop writing, or 2) get another long-winded idea for a story I'll never finish, put the first story on hold, and forget I ever started writing it.

Ummmm...I have a blog. It sucks. I'll put it up anyhow. http://themixdragon.wordpress.com/

I also have a Youtube, and that doesn't suck quite as badly. Just search for 'TheMixDragon' and I should pop right up!

And...I FINALLY got a deviantART!!!! YAY!!! Here 'tis! http://themixdragon.deviantart.com/

I am an avid My Little Pony and Twilight hater, and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.

I am a hugely obsessive fangirl who falls in love regularly with movie/book/cartoon characters. These include Zim (I know, it's weird, but...idk) Harry Potter (from Harry Potter, duh!), Uryu Ishida (Bleach), Dustfinger (Inkheart), Wizard Howl (Howl's Moving Castle), L (Death Note), James from Team Rocket (Pokemon), Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas), Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler), Yuki (Fruits Basket), Victor Van Dort (Corpse Bride), Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)...and...a bunch of other people. Heh. Oddly enough, I have never had a crush on a real person, but having imaginary boyfriends instead of real ones sure saves me a lot of drama!

I have been infected by the Homestuck disease. I regret nothing. I will probably never write for it, but I love it anyhow.

I am currently searching for an e-mail penpal who's just as obsessed as I am with various stuffies, and will put up with my long rants and possibly rant in return. If you're interested in being my penpal, send me a PM.

And now, for something completely different!

Favorite music: Hans Zimmer, Danny Elfman, Newsboys, Evanescence, The Caramelldansen! (woohoo! DANCE!)Soundtracks...lots of soundtracks...too many soundtracks. Taylor Swift, Owl City, Lady Gaga, System Of A Down, Skrillex, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation, Flyleaf, Disciple, Eminem, Rihanna, Paramore, Breaking Benjamin, Vocaloids, Nickelback, 30 Seconds To Mars, Linkin Park, Lisa Miskovsky, Ke$ha, From Autumn To Ashes, DeadMau5, Silly Songs With Larry, Weird Al, Kerli, Broken Iris, A Bullet For My Valentine, 3Oh!3, and a bunch of other random crap.

Well, I figure I've bored you out of your skull enough for one day...so that is all for now from TheWaffleMonster. FAREWELL! (And may the odds be EVER in your favor!)

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Maneem by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Resilience Saga, story 1: Betrayed by my leaders. Captured by the enemy. Set free on their terms. Threatened with torture. The feeling of helplessness churns my squeedly spooch. But I am Zim, and I will not be conquered. Trigger warnings.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,485 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Just to Hold You by StarKatt427 reviews
"I'm supposed to be taking care of you, and I can't even hold you properly." "Then I'll hold." Sometimes, a hug says more than words ever will. - Brotherhood/manga based. **THIRD CHAPTER POSTED**
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
That Butler: Shoot Me Now by Sapphire Drizzle reviews
A series of diary entries from Ciel's strange daily life. General chaos ensues. Warning: Crackfic, language, humor, and flaming kittens.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Danem by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Resilience Saga, story 3: Five years have passed. Zim has integrated into hyuman society-for the most part. But when he uncovers disturbing information about Red, he makes two deadly bargains-one with Gaz, one with the Eyeballs-to salvage his Tallest. But will the answer he's looking for be worth the cost? HEAVY trigger warnings.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,574 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Zim, Red, Dib, Gaz - Complete
The Bad Days by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Postseries. There are the good days, the wonderful, happy days...but then there are the bad days. Non-Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Possessed by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
With Dib branded as Irken property and Zim locked deep inside Membrane labs, two wills grapple with the loss of their freedom and question their ability to endure when they don't even possess their own names.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Dib, Zim, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Warmth by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "Time to reverse some of that suffering." Brotherly love, not Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
A Portrait of Hohenheim by BellatorDeiLodie reviews
Ed has hated his father for longer than he can remember, and for things he won't allow himself to forget. Face to face with the truth of Hohenheim's character, Ed is left to grapple with the question; what if Hohenheim is, of all things...human?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Edward E., Pinako R. - Complete
Beauty and the Shrimp by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A possible series of song parodies from Beauty and the Beast, all about the world of alchemy's most famous hobbit. One: As Ed walks through Central, the soldiers sing about his short complex, his temper, and other things. Mustang is a jerk, Hawkeye is not amused by her superior's stupidity, and Pride is creepier than the Human Centipede.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Cirque Chronicles Part 1 Capture by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Zim was just planning a typical daily plan for domination...who knew so much could change in a day, especially when the Cirque de Defect are claiming him as a bounty? Collaboration with CJBTDI. Humor, Drama, and Hurt/Comfort ensues.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,678 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
No Escape by Phantom Ou reviews
Alois Trancy's inner emotions are portrayed when he immerses himself in alcohol. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Alois T., Hannah A. - Complete
All That Glitters by Storm-Horse101 reviews
The event which took place in Draco's third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, forever referred to in the history books as " The Great Quidditch Incident of 1993", will eternally, no matter what happens in this world or the hereafter, be his worst, most embarrassing moment ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M.
The Ashes Fell Like Snow by Burn-it-to-the-Ground reviews
What does it mean to be the devil's lackey? Severus sees it in bloodstains on the wall, horrified eyes, a strangled heart. It's the twisted corpse on the floor, the lifeless face. The devil's slave. Only images can describe it. There are no words for this
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Fullmetal Tavern by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A "deep" and hilarious character study of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist, and what'd they be like as alcoholic beverages. I recommend our Edward in a short glass or a Mustang on the rocks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Edward Elric Buys Life Insurance by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed finally realizes the dangers of being a human sacrifice and sets off to buy life insurance. However, he fails to recognize the dangers of things like customer service, pre-recorded directories, high prices, and Tina Turner hold music. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Talen by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
You think you know why I did what I did, to Ariel. To Triton. To all of them. But you don't know. Nobody does. In the moment between life and death, it all replays, and you will know the truth.
Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Twatlight by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A day spent with Major Armstrong leaves Ed all covered with sparkles, and some fan girls on the street mistake the poor alchemist for another golden-eyed, glittery Edward. Ed didn't ask for the nightmare fuel, but the fangirls were all too happy to give.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Dear Dib by BellatorDeiLodie reviews
Happy Valentine's Day, Dib! This is my entry for the SoapyWaffles Valentine's Day contest. Read, review, and enjoy, all fangirls of dearest Dibbers!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Worth It by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "Who did this to you?" "It was totally worth it." And once again, Ed proves how overly protective he is of his brother. Obviously not yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Too Late by Invader Phoenix reviews
Is it too late to apologize for evil things once done? Or will you go without forgivness in a battle never won? Poem, NO ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Tangible Existence by StarKatt427 reviews
"Edward knew he was real, and with that on his heart, Al felt his existence become genuine, tangible." In which Alphonse discovers what moonlight feels like and Edward uses a word he has never used before. - Brotherhood/manga based.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
In the Morning by Griselda Banks reviews
Songfic. "No one to kiss it better, no one to sing a song that somehow made everything seem so far away. So Edward started to sing instead." NOT yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Path of Treachery by Burn-it-to-the-Ground reviews
Rejected by the Gaang and pursued by Azula, Zuko is faced with his past choices. The Fire Nation is no longer his home, and he has no place to go. He must change his life and himself in order to find his true destiny. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,983 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Zuko
Mega Indeed by wordybirdy reviews
Holmes discovers modern slang and begins to create his own, unique language. Watson struggles to keep up.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Feel Me, Seal Me by Griselda Banks reviews
Twoshot. The one thing tying down Al's soul is the blood seal on his back. It's his one connection to reality, the medium that binds soul, blood, and iron. So when Ed touches the seal...he touches the soul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Rules of Survival by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
The Looney Toons. Crazy, kooky, funny, lovable characters, or broken individuals with dark psychological pasts? The real story behind two of our favorite Loony Toons.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck - Complete
Scars in Your Eyes by Burn-it-to-the-Ground reviews
Over a week since the Agni Kai, and Zuko struggles with his banishment. The pain is tearing him apart, and Iroh is afraid there is nothing he can do. He fears that he will lose his second son to the pain and rage that shines in the boy's eyes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Can't Hold You Back by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "And if all of that can't hold you back...I'll jump for you." Not as depressing as it sounds :P A brief, NON-YAOI, interaction between the brothers involving a test, a bridge, and some snow.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
To Have, To Hold by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Ed's relationship with his brother is slipping through his fingers - they're always fighting, always arguing. What happened to the brother he always considered a best friend? Where did they go wrong? Brotherly love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Just Stay with Me by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. When Edward comes to the end of himself, when he thinks there's no hope left, when he gives up on everything...he turns to his brother. No pairings, plzkthnxbai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Marbles and Screws by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Zim is fed up with GIR's insanity and decides to fix it for good. But when he opens GIR's head and takes out the garbage, he realizes there's more to GIR's circuitry than meets the eye. Sequel to Pennies & Paperclips.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
House of Silences by ncfan reviews
-Ryuuken, Uryuu- Rice paper walls let them hear everything. Whether they listened was another matter entirely.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Finesse by ncfan reviews
-Uryuu, Ryuuken- How to play second fiddle.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
Sacrifice by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "Greater love has no one than this..." Brotherly love, not Elricest, no way no how.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Failing by MissDomaYuset reviews
"You kind of fail at being evil Zim," Dib says in a low voice. "So... Why not try being good?" character death?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Zim, Dib
The Counselors Oath of Evil by Storm-Horse101 reviews
When a severely traumatized Will returns from slavery in Scandia, Halt decides that Will needs counseling. But the world of counselors is a dark and forbidding place. Tell me, have you ever heard of the Counselors Oath of Evil...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Will, Halt
Ayam by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
"What is this?" He screamed. "Who are you! Who are you! WHO ARE YOU!" The answer may be more than Zim bargained for.
Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jesus, Zim, Dib - Complete
Mea Culpa by ncfan reviews
Of coping mechanisms and shared mourning.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
It's Just Survival by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Zim and Dib are transported back to the Donner Party Expedition. With Zim taunting Dib's human frailty every step of the way, there's only so much Dib can take before things start to get... tasty. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
In Shadows and Dust by ncfan reviews
Children mirror their parents. Or, conversely, Ryuuken is having flashbacks, and Uryuu becomes the point where past meets present.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Moments of Dysfunction by ncfan reviews
Moments that neither Ryuuken nor Uryuu would ever admit happened if asked.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Details, Details by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Shizuo hates how Izaya notices the seemingly unimportant things.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Brief, Unending Dread by ncfan reviews
The day Ishida Soken died marked the end and the beginning of many things.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Lights Out by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "I will remember how you scream." Episode 25 spoilers, no pairings.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Fallen by MissDomaYuset reviews
“N-No.” Zim croaked. He shut his eyes for a moment as he broke into a fit of coughing. Blood sprayed from his mouth, splattering against Dib’s face causing him to flinch. When it was over, Zim looked into Dib’s eyes and smirked again. “I... I win..."
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Jump by MissDomaYuset reviews
Dib is about to take his life. That is, until he got a bit distracted.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Nothing But Everything by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Edward and Alphonse discover the sheer joy of being reunited at last. It's too much, and not enough. It's everything, and it's nothing. Includes EdWin, if only to make it starkly obvious that this is not Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Pennies and Paperclips by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Whys Maneem so sad? I trys to be good, I trys to be smart, but computer says I can't be smart an' I won't grow no more. Maneem's real sad a lot now, did I do something wrong? Or did she get a bad Irkomm message about me?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Gir - Complete
Dark Idiocy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The graveyard scene in Goblet of Fire with a hilarious twist! Featuring hair braiding, The Phantom of the Opera, vampires, and shiny things! Parody, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Say Something by MissDomaYuset reviews
Dib had done something horrible, and Zim doesn't exactly seem to mind. One-Shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Now All We Can Do Is Live by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "What do you think would have happened...if none of this had ever happened? I mean, what if we never lost our bodies? What if we never tried to bring Mom back? Where do you think we'd be now?" Pure brotherly love and companionship, NOT Elricest!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Sweet Tyranny by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "Love is a sweet tyranny." Alphonse Elric opens his heart and talks about the one person he loves more than anyone else: his brother. I pity you if you think this is Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Kill and Save Me by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. NOT Elricest. Is it a weakness to depend completely on someone?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Broken Puzzle by MissDomaYuset reviews
All Dib wanted was the final word, but to do so is to uncover a tragic truth. X Character Death X
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Karma Circle 09: And They Called It Love by Dibsthe1 reviews
What happens when the recipient of constant abuse keeps hearing that it means "love"? I got the idea for this months ago, but I've been saving it for a special occasion.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
SOS by Griselda Banks reviews
Twoshot. "The shadows of Alphonse's prison sliced right through him, attacking that soft spot as soon as he thought of it. Alone. Pitiful. Weak. Helpless. Alone, alone, alone!" Figurative, NOT Elricest - may I never have to say that again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
To Guide My Way by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Post-series. Spoilers for Episode 51 and beginning of CoS. Somewhat AU. "You know, some days I feel like dying." For the last time, this is NOT Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Death of You by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Why Alphonse killed his brother. If you said this was Elricest, I would drive a metal spike through my own blood seal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Taht's gr8 111 by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Wait wait wait... back up," Dib argued, "You can't have a story with both canon and AU, right? I mean, it just contradicts! It's not possible!" Oneshot. I'm taking a huge gamble with the title.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Dib, Zim, Gaz - Complete
Lonely Vigil by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Alphonse is alone at night. Always, always alone. How in the world can even someone as close as his brother reach him across such a great chasm? If you suggest this is Elricest, I may just freak out at you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Killer Question by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Pointless. One of those little conversations between the Elric Brothers. "Brother, I know you don't hate me. But...why? Why don't you?" Mixed canon, spoilers for Chapter 45, no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
I Win by MissDomaYuset reviews
It was time I ended this Dib. My foe, my friend, my mirror self... The mighty Zim is letting you off easy. Character Death R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Empire by JoyWillCome reviews
Zim finally won. It doesn't feel like he thought it would. [Short OneShot]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
Cockandbull Correspondence from the Cupboard by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Draco Malfoy, War Hero apparently, goes into hiding in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive. This is a record of his ordeal, in his own words. The veracity of his words is, naturally, open to debate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Snapped by MissDomaYuset reviews
Images ran though his head without mercy as he was forced back down a deep spiral of memories, the memories that were best forgotten. The memories that bought guilt and pain, with each drop of blood. [R&R]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Dib - Complete
Bovine Extract by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Mangaverse, spoilers for Chapter 45. A twist on the cliche Let's All Get Ed To Drink Milk fic. Please, this is not Elricest. Do not pain me anymore.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
After You, My Dear Alphonse by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Most people think the Elric brothers are closer than close, that nothing can come between them. Why does Alphonse Elric think the opposite? If you suggest this is Elricest, you deserve all the rotten tomatoes I will throw at you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
A Borrowed Podium by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Postseries. Character death. "Edward ran his hands across the podium, staving off the moment when he would have to speak. The podium had been borrowed from the village church." There is no such thing as Elricest...in this story anyway.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Fighting by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Brothers always fight, right? Even when those brothers are best friends, occasionally they lash out at each other. It's natural. Inevitable. Expected. So why is this fight so different? I wish I didn't have to say the obvious: it's not Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Human by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "How can you be so certain? How do you know that I'm still a human?" "Well, this is gonna sound weird...." A simple moment of non-Elricest brotherly love. No spoilers, but there are mentions of potentially spoilering characters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
One of Those Nights by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Postseries, but with alternate ending. Though they achieved their goal, though everyone lived happily ever after, that never stopped Al from worrying. Rrrr! NO, IT'S NOT ELRICEST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Day I Woke Up by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Al has regained his original body, and getting used to it is an adventure unlike any other. Join him as he learns to breathe, walk, and much more. If you so much as suggest that this is Elricest, I will personally decapitate you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Nothing I Won't Give by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "I promise you, there's nothing I won't give." "Nothing at all." "Now, where were we before we started this stupid argument?" A brief argument between the two Elric brothers. As for Elricest, quoth Vic Mignogna, "Ed and Al LIKE GIRLS."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Alone at Night by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Al, unable to sleep in his metal body, is alone every night. His older brother is determined to fix that. Brotherly love, not Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Brothers and Bullies by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Preseries. Al runs into a little...bully trouble, shall we say. Not shonenai, as if you needed to know.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Priorities by MissDomaYuset reviews
When you take things for granted, you just might lost the most important thing in your life. Your life might change for the worst.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Prof. Membrane, Dib - Complete
Immortal Death by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. The ending to Ed and Al's story if they had decided to live with their bodies the way they are. If you couldn't tell by the title, character death. Elricest? Ew! Don't even think that!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Without You by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. 'Hey, Al... I've...wanted to ask you something for a while...but I've been afraid to ask.' Ed's thoughts during a certain conversation in Episode 17. Spoilers for Episodes 17 to 24. NOT shonenai, so don't ask.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Ice Cream Treat by MissDomaYuset reviews
It is a hot summer day, and Zim wont let Dib enjoy his ice cream. Can Dib finish his treat without going insane? What does Zim hate ice cream anyway?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Good Bye by MissDomaYuset reviews
Zim askes Dib how do humans say goodbye. It only seems right since he was leaving, only not in the way you expect...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Its Better This Way by MissDomaYuset reviews
When you kill your greatest enemy, you should be happy. But things never work out like that. It never does. Warning: Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Wake Up by MissDomaYuset reviews
OneShot. Zim took the bullet for Dib, and Dib is unable to understand. Extreme Angst, Warning: Character Death. Read and Reveiw.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Dib, Zim - Complete
You, Kim by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
On contemplating Edward Scissorhands. I don't know how to describe this poem, you'll have to read and judge for yourself.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Short Drive to Insanity by It's The Krys reviews
In order to blend in with the rest of humanity, Zim has to do what all the other children in his hi skool class have already done…get a driver's license. Too bad it doesn't go as planned.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Bitter End by Lael Adair reviews
I turned him over to the scientists once I defeated him. I suppose I was just too nostalgic to do anything else. It was, after all, a promise that had existed between us since the very beginning. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
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Powerful reviews
Of course the one who can play humans like puppets would have perfect control over his own body. Rated for brief language and bulimic!Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Izaya O. - Complete
The Scar reviews
It smiled up from her abdomen like a stitched-shut mouth, hideously beautiful and painted with faded red lipstick. Buried beneath layers of rich, scarlet fabric, the hollowness and the scar remained, thin and long and grinning and red. Life had leaked out through that neat little wound. It bled and it burned away, with flames taller than those that graced the Phantomhive manor.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Madam Red - Complete
Hungry reviews
"I'll never eat a human," he whispered to the darkness. But he was so hungry... Based on the song 'Dark Woods Circus'. Rated for DARK themes.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Kaito S. - Complete
Honesty reviews
The terms of the contract are as follows: that, in exchange for your soul, I shall help you to exact revenge upon your parents' murderers; that I shall follow your orders, and protect your life until such time as your revenge is complete; and that I shall never lie. While I can honestly say that I have never lied to you, I cannot say that I have told you the truth, either. NO YAOI.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
No Face reviews
A poem about the character of No-Face, and how he views the human girl known as Sen.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Kaonashi, Chihiro O. - Complete
A Stitch In Time reviews
Saves nine...or so he thought. All he wanted to do was fix up a few tears in his clothing. What could possible go wrong? In a word: Grell. Absolutely NO pairing. Rated for Grell acting like Grell.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Say Something reviews
Ryuuken is disappointed. The thing is, he's not sure who he's disappointed in.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
Just Words reviews
What do I have to do for you to hear me? Is this really what it takes?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
The Four Letter Word reviews
My rude and irreverant take on all the pairings of the Invader Zim fandom...in poem format!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day, Zim! reviews
My Valentine's Day letter to Zim for the SoapyWaffles Valentine's Day contest. Read and enjoy, all Zim fangirls!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Zim - Complete
Victory Is Sweet reviews
"I'm the winner, Zim," Dib whispered. "It…it just doesn't taste like I thought it would." T for blood, violence and mild language. NOT ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete