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Joined 09-15-10, id: 2539622, Profile Updated: 12-09-12
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Criminal Minds.

Welcome to my profile! I'm a twenty-year-old dude who suffers from depression and ADD caused by a mental disease on the autistic spectrum. This basically means my updates will be random, and any dialogue will most likely be lacking in depth. I apologize for this ahead of time.

Well, I'm sort of's just not Harry Potter that stirred my muse from her slumber.

Story Status:
Harry Potter, the Snake, and the Hat - Chapter 3 is underway
Harry Potter and the Betrayal - Chapter 3 is done
Harry Potter and the Change of Destiny - Chapter 9 is done
Harry Potter and the Fires of Change - Chapter 3 is done
Harry Potter and the Great Granger- abandoned. Sorry, but I feel like it's part of the reason I have no muse - I see that story, think of how bad it is, and lose motivation to write.
Not Strong Enough - complete. My first multi-chapter fic that is, cactually.
Strength in Numbers - Chapter 4 is underway.
Hallucinations - complete, with a happier version underway.

I finally have a story up on my Yahoo! Group () that isn't on here!

Harry Potter
Hermione/Ron is a big NO! The two of them constantly fight, Hermione finds quidditch boring, and learning is her forte, whereas Ron is all about quidditch (and food) but detests learning. The two make no sense together!
Harry/Ginny I don't have a problem with, but I won't write it because it was already done in cannon, and if I just re-do JKR's stuff, what's the point in fanfiction?
Harry/Hermione is probably my favorite pairing. Hermione has always stood by Harry through everything (unlike some others), and Harry was her first friend. I think it is probable that they would gravitate towards each other because of this.
Harry/Tonks is another one I like. Why? Because Harry is famous and filthy rich but wants to be seen as 'just Harry.' Tonks has the capability to change into anyone, it hardly takes a stretch of the imagination to figure out she would want people to see her for her rather than who or what she can turn into. Also, as a product of abuse, Harry tends to act older than he is, while Tonks tends to act younger.
Criminal Minds
Reid/JJ and Reid/Emily are the only 2 pairings I've read so far, and I can't even tell you what it is that draws me to them.

My Favorites:
I do not have a favorite story that is by one of my favorite authors. There is a very simple reason for this; it's redundant. The only way they make it onto my favorite author list is if I would 'favorite' most, if not all, of that author's stories.

Things that will never be done:
MPreg: Because I have a basic understanding of human anatomy. And, being male, I don't want to imagine how - or, more accurately, where - that baby will come out.
Fem!Harry: Because I hate sexual abuse, and I don't think Vernon, Dudley, or his friends would actually be able to stop themselves when they know they have a helpless victim.
Lily and Hermione being pureblood: I'm not a bigot, and this would just turn 2 muggleborns that make the supremacists look like idiots into 2 purebloods who prove the supremacists right.
Slash: Sorry, just not my thing. There may be mentions of gay relationships, but I will never have a detailed slash story.

This is a blanket disclaimer to cover all of my chapters in all of my stories! Anything you see that you recognize belongs to the original author and/or creator. I make no money off of the characters or stories, no matter how much I may want to.

A.D.D - It stands for Attention Deficit - Oh look, butterfly.

C.D.O. - Because the letters have to be in order.

Favorite Quotes

"Want a mint?"
"Is it poison?" - a friend

"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die." - Linkin Park

"Living is hard enough without you fucking up." - Breaking Benjamin

"It's the sign of adulthood to hold two beliefs that seem to contradict each other." - muggledad

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0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 146,057 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 5,383 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 4/4 - Harry P.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 752,816 - Reviews: 7581 - Favs: 7,385 - Follows: 8,463 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,478 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by Kuroi In a Black Hole reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 323,611 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
When a Veela Cries by E.C. Scrubb reviews
A tale of rage and revenge, of loss beyond what any person should have to bear . . . and a tale of love, Harry's only hope out of the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 279,670 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 6,320 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Phoenix Ablaze by mosylu reviews
After fourteen years in hiding, Emily Prentiss thought she and her daughter were safe. But Doyle has found them, and now there's nowhere to run but home. Sequel to The Phoenix's Child. Epilogue posted, and COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,235 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crime and Chocolate by Jade R. Raven reviews
Emily and Reid work a case together; it ends with a gunshot. His world is turned upside down, and the next few months will change everything...Prentiss/Reid. 24/24 chapters up. Complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Mother Knows Revenge Is Best Served Cold by TimelessTears reviews
She was going to find them. She was going to find the people who hurt her child so badly and she was going to make them pay. Diana Reid discovers how much torment Spencer suffers at school from the worst prank of all. Rated M for some language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/27/2011 - S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3867 - Favs: 7,575 - Follows: 4,044 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Fight Loneliness by MadLori reviews
In a whirlwind year, Prentiss and Reid went from teammates to husband and wife. Married now for a year, a new case in Texas will put them through the wringer and give them their greatest test yet. Includes flashbacks to how their relationship changed.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,232 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Harry Potter and the Warrior's Path by librarywitch reviews
This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,787 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4293 - Favs: 8,626 - Follows: 3,927 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 4,776 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 4150 - Favs: 7,282 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 6,289 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 6,553 - Follows: 2,546 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
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Strength in Numbers reviews
As JJ and Reid grow closer, so, too, does the rest of the team. But what happens when Doyle returns to tear them apart? Will they find Strength in Numbers...or be torn asunder?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
Harry Potter and the Fires of Change reviews
When Harry was bitten by the basilisk, Fawkes didn't cry healing tears, he did...something else. How does it change things? Grey!Dom!Harry/Grey!Switch!Hermione/Slave!Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Change of Destiny reviews
Harry Potter has had enough people die protecting him, so he tries to remove himself from the picture. Fortunately, Tonks is on duty, and things start to get interesting. HP/NT HG/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,530 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Betrayal reviews
Used to be Prisonerrs and Tournaments. What would happen if Harry was there when Hermione woke up after being petrified, and they became a couple? A better summary and a challenge inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter, the Snake, and the Hat reviews
What if Harry had brought the boa constrictor from the zoo home with him? What would change? Eventual H/Hr/L, rated T for now, just in case. Now in response to DrgnMstr's Challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hallucinations reviews
A one-shot that wouldn't leave me alone. What would happen if Emily's return didn't go as smoothly as it did in the show? What if Reid had thought - because of the headaches - that he was hallucinating?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2012 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Not Strong Enough reviews
Reid knows he should, but he can't stop. And he can't bring himself to ask for help. What happens when JJ and Gideon walk in on a suicide attempt with letters addressed to each member of the team?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
The Unusual Connection reviews
Harry makes on odd connection during sixth year about what Dumbledore's 'teaching' him, and a certain event in fourth year, resulting in the end of the war. Brief, humorous one-shot. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
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