AxelaandJosh
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Joined 09-15-10, id: 2539880, Profile Updated: 05-25-11
Author has written 3 stories for Thief Lord, Lord of the Rings, and Twilight.

okay so im obviously new to fanfiction haha so okay im just going to write and see how to actually publish my stories bye.

You Say Pink.
I Say Dark Purple. You Say Destiny's Child.
I Say Fall Out Boy.
You Say Zac Efron.
I Say Adam Lambert.
You Say Popular boys.
I Say Worthwile Boys that treat you like their 1st priority, not their 2nd, 3rd, or last.
You Say Shopping.
I Say Reading.
You Say Pop.
I Say R&B.
You Say The Clique.
I Say Daughters of the Moon.
You Say that Im 'Wierd'.
I Say 'You laugh at ME because I'm DIFFERENT, I laugh at YOU because you're all the SAME.'

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Tom Felton is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Draco and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now CRUCIO

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Cristina

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Crizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Maroon Wolf/ Cyan Pegasus(hehe)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Alexandra Jay

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Tolcrdes

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Midnight Blue Water

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name and fathers middle name(vise versa for opposite gender)): Diahna Fontane

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Queen

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Team Edward! Team Jacob! Team Edward! Team Jacob! Team Edward! Team Jacob!

HOW ABOUT TEAM SHUT THE F*K UP!! TEAM SETH! hhaha (x

Favorite Stories:

The Host.(Next story following 'Truth Hunter')

Fallen.

The Thief Lord.

The Last Airbender.

Harry Potter.

Twilight.

The Book Thief.

Try to answer using only 1 word!

1. Where is your cell phone? bed

2. Your significant other? huh?

3. Your hair? black

4. Your mother? sleeping

5. Your father? snoring

6. Your favorite music? rock

7. Your dream last night? real

8. Your favorite drink? juice

9. Your dream/goal? agent

10. What room you are in? mine

11. Your hobby? writing

12. Your fear? (phobia) spiders

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? university

14. Where were you last night? home

15. Something that you are not? normal

16. Muffins? cupcakes

17. Wish list item? books

18. Where you grew up? california

19. Last thing you did? shower

20. What are you wearing? pajamas

21. Your TV? off

22. Your pets? no

23. Friends? crazy

24. Your life? normal

25. Your mood? tired

26. Missing someone? no

27. Car? no

28. Something you're not wearing? earings

29. Your favorite store? tillys

30. Your favorite color? red

33. When is the last time you laughed? now

34. Last time you cried? never

35. Who will also do this? someone

36. One place that I go to over and over? portland

37. One person who texts me regularly? twin

38. My favorite place to eat? islands

39. My favorite food? pasta

40. Where you wish you were right now? portland

You say "Be a werewolf..."
I say "Be a elf..."
You say "Your such a jerk!"
I say "Your such a vampire!"
You say your boyfriend "Is as hot as Edward Cullen"
I say my boyfriend "Is a cute as Edumd Pevenise "
You say Black and Blood
I say Green [Lord of the Rings] and Red [Narnia]
You compair everything to Twilight
I compair everything to Lord of the Rings and Narnia

One: Grab the nearest book, open to page 18. What's line four?

"best for her to be supervised all the time. no, no, we" - Fallen

Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible. What's there?

my bed

Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?

without a trace

Four: Without looking guess what time it is!

11:30

Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

parents tv

Six: When was the last time you stepped outside. What were you doing?

two hours ago, saying bye to a relative

Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

BVB music vid

Eight: What are you wearing

pijamas

Nine: Did you dream last night?

yes

Ten: When did you last laugh?

2 min ago

Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

my paintings

Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?

a girl with spongebob EVERYTHING

Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?

eh

Fourteen: What film did you last watch?

LoTR 4

Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

dream car

Sixteen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the guilt or consequences, what would you do?

stop hatetred

Seventeen: Tell me something I don't know about you.

i dont like justin bieber

Eighteen: Do you like to dance?

secretly

Nineteen: George Bush:

poor shoe... got to touch his face

Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Alexandria

Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nathan

Twenty Two: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

thank you

PICTURES OF SOME STUFF FROM TRUTH HUNTER.

Vera's mask: http://www.merlinsltd.com/WebRoot/StoreLGB/Shops/62030553/4817/8449/2346/A8CD/E909/D5C1/1657/6677/mask_sequin_cat.jpg (without the ears)

Christine's dress and umbrella: http://www.thecheapchick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2009-Elizabethan.jpg (just the dress adn umbrella pay no attention to the lady haha)

Vera's outfit: http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/48861-see_black_pants_black_shirt_black_skirt_black_socks_black_shoes_black_purse.jpg (just the clothes not the person)

Vera: http://www.instylemag.com.au/e2Shop/uploads/256/SilverEyes_5936735.jpg (imagine redish hair and silver eyes)

Christine: http://www.hji.co.uk/hjimages/images/qhs11/hji/medium/2006-curls-black.jpg (pretend she's like younger ans Christine's eyes are honey brown)

Vera's boat: http://www.hqphotography.com/photosBW/145_speed_boat.jpg

Henri: http://legacythumbs.weheartit.netdna-cdn.com/20090826073131.jpg

Mia Marley: http://media.godashboard.com/hdc/America.Holly.Jpg

Vortex Sword(time travel sword): http://halloweenmart.com/media/core/DS10364-10_MEDIEVAL_SWORD.jpg

Jane(woman): http://www.greatestlook.com/advice/gingerhair.jpg (I wanted her to look nice, but can be mean)

Frederick(man): http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/200307035-001.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=EDF6F2F4F969CEBDAF134D0662039C9F662A612EA379877A9C3126C7C1A03B7D00123AA3B5A18ED0

ELVEN FEMALE:

Verturna(Vera's) neklace: http://cdn2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/829/205/56/12_PD4380.jpg

Halo: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3559/3781951978_7bd383bd42.jpg

Vera's sister, Sathien: http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/970/970322/india-de-beaufort-20090407000230467-000.jpg (picture her with salmon colored eyes)

Vera's outfit: (not the girl wearing it, the outfit only): http://media.photobucket.com/image/female%20elf%20warrior/Minnta/Girls/Noelle_female_elf_warrior_by_WillD.jpg ((((image 15))))

MAP: http://bquick.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/middle-earth-map.jpg

Dress Vera wore to dinner: http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.22208587.jpg

Vera wear on hers and Legolas' journey: http://assets.burdastyle.com/project_images/assets/000/163/353/P1050240_large.jpg?1293672178

Vera: http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/W/WH/WHY/WHYSOSERIOUS1991/1218243677_4536_full.jpeg

Tell me when you want to see more.

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