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Author has written 2 stories for Shugo Chara!.

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Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain speaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If your obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting them or fighting them, copy and paste this.

When life gives me lemons, I chuck them back and demand Edward Cullen.

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, I-KILL-BITCHES-FOR-LIVING

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.

"I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game from the start, I saw your game and played it too, stupid playa, the jokes on you!"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?"

"I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see, but hard to catch."

"Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken."


A Dumb Quiz Ts Time:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

Action is measured in terms of forgone oppor- (Principles of Economics (My dad's -_-))

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A paper bag.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Last Comic Standing

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:30 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:13 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The chair creaking and the tv.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

In the morning around 5. School.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The computer.

9. What are you wearing?

T-shirt and shorts.

10. Did you dream last night

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

While I was watching "The Last Comic Standing".

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Photo frames, calendar, and random schedules.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Clearly 9GAG is not good for kids...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

A waste of time. But i like to waste my time.

15. What is the last film you saw?

I forgot...I think it was Jack Reacher but I'm not sure.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Probably clothes and membership cards for online games. And i might just buy a plane ticket to somewhere in Europe since I've never seen snow before.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I'm single.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stop global warming.

19. Do you like to dance?

FUCK YES!!

20. George Bush:

Can kiss my ass.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Genevieve or Beth

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Noel or Ben

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes! Japan please!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

"I've been expecting you." I think it sounds baddass, don't you think?


put your music player on shuffle and put whatever song come on. no cheating!!

Opening credits: Do You Remember-Jay Sean

Waking Up: Tambourine-(i dont know. it's from wildchild's soundtrack!)

First day of school: Blue Moon-Nana Mizuki

First Date: Forever-Chris Brown

Fighting: Pokerface-Lady Gaga

Breaking up: Pictures of You-Poison Kiss

Driving: You're the inspiration-Chichago (i think...)

Flashback: Told you so-Jesse Mcartney

Mental Breakdown: The City is at War-Cobra Starship

Getting back together: Tonight-Jay Sean

Prom Night: Thinking of you-Katy Perry

Wedding: Pyramid-Charice feat Iyaz

Birth of a child: Stranger-Hillary Duff

Final battle: Everything is not what it seems-Selena Gomez

Death scene: Super Human-Chris Brown

Funeral: Black Keys-Jonas Brothers

End credits Brielle-Owl City

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PLEASE ENJOY!!

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Shiroijijo by Darkening Light 666 reviews
DISCONTINUED I never believed myself one to fall in love; it was a useless human emotion. But here I am, falling in love with one creature that grates on my nerves more than anyone else in Heaven, Hell or Earth. What am I supposed to do? Sebastian/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,418 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sebastian M.
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Eight Powers by Lunar Maelstrom reviews
AU. They were the most popular people in the school, named 'the Eight Powers' - and they all hated each other's guts. When the teachers decide that enough is enough, all rules will be broken. Continued again in EP: Take Two.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,042 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009
Here I Am by LuxaLucifer reviews
Sakura is starting Sophomore year at an arts school. The students are weird, the music is old, and half the teachers scare Sakura, including her mother. Sakura loves the place, except for the jerk that teaches English. Eventual KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 138,333 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fearless in the Dark by JDPhoenix reviews
A crippled Malfoy. Barely any better than a muggle - worse! He had magic, certainly, but what was he to do with it when he couldn't even see where his wand was pointing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
To Write Love on Her Arms by XxBloodyYukixX reviews
Amu is secretly in love with her twin sister's boyfriend, Ikuto. But after he loses his eyesight in an accident, she pretends to be her sister to take care of him. "I'll become your eyes, Ikuto." Oneshot
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Grow Up by sistersgrimmlover reviews
A collection of oneshots as Amu gets older and her friends and parents get a look into her personal life with a certain perverted cat boy.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,390 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
14 Days of Valentine by music4soul reviews
Secreat admirers are stalkers with stationary. Stalkers are hopless romatics. Hopeless romantics are really clingy...What better way to celebrate Valentine's? Amuto/Rimahiko/Kutau
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
OneShot Collection by iSnowX3 reviews
A whole lot of one shots . Written when I have no ideas for my other stories . Mostly or all Amuto . Ratings K-T . Read &Review please !
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,391 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Shugo Chara Fanfiction Writing for Dummies by Tsuki no kimi reviews
Self-Explanitory. Fanfiction-writing guide. Mary-Sues, trolls, flamers and n00bs are all prohibited. Thank you for your cooperation.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
Nice Guys Finish Last by Sakura Ocean reviews
Ikuto decides to tell Tadase why Amuto will prevail... THROUGH SONG! Based on Nice Guys Finish Last by Cobra Starship
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Ikuto T., Tadase H. - Complete
The Strawberry Or The Violin by iSnowX3 reviews
Ikuto had been told that he could never fall in love since it'll get in the way of his future career as a violin prodigy. But what if he begins to fall in love with the small pinkette that his music teacher adopted? He'll have to give one up, but which?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Juniper by attica reviews
What Blaise Zabini hadn’t understood in the beginning soon became the clearest thing in the entire universe. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Even Tadase Thinks So by Rendered Reversed reviews
Tadase is tired of Ikuto stealing Amu. What does he do? Create a world where Amu and he can be together... So he thinks. D/W. Amuto Oneshot s? AmuXIkuto, Tadase / tadamu lovers, be WARNED! No revision
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Seven Days In April by inadaze22 reviews
They were still the same people with the same problems on either side of a bathroom door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,097 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gravity by luckei1 reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
At Forest's Edge by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
OneShot. Hermione is drawn to the forbidden forest where she finds Draco, dying. She saves his life but he could only repay with a kiss that would echo throughout their lives. The story of a friendship and a secret powerful enough to save two lost souls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quirks by empathapathique reviews
Sometimes, it’s the odd, little things that make up the whole picture. Because being married is weird like that. Fluff warning! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Time for a Breakup Tadase! reviews
My first songfic. Amu is getting sick of her relationship with Tadase. So what does she do? Sing it of course! Amuto. Slight Tadase bashing. Based on the song 'King of Anything' by Sara Bareilles.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Amu H. - Complete
A Lovely Name reviews
The smile gracing on her lips made his heart fluttered. But at the same time, it made him frustrated to know it was not directed to him.Tadase's feelings about Amu and Ikuto being together. AMUTO & TadaseX? ONE-SHOT! My first fanfic! Hope you like it!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Tadase H. - Complete