Vault-Pizza
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Joined 09-16-10, id: 2540317, Profile Updated: 02-17-13
Author has written 19 stories for Left 4 Dead, Army of Two, Final Fantasy XIII, and Final Fantasy X.

Hey there! I'm blowing some life into this account!

Like it or not hehe.

Anyway, hope you enjoy the shit I put up here. and if you don't at least leave amusing hate if you have to hate. Thank you

I'll get back to this profile thing eventually.

Also I can't spell for my life so if you see anything wrong. IGNORE IT.

OK SO ALL YOU NEED T O KNOW BOUT' ME IS THAT uhhh.

I write really silly and pointless things. Like really. N' I'm not a writer I just try and cope with my own stressfull personalety.

An' I'm a monoshipper and reall sencetive.

Hahahahahaha yeah hi. It's ok I know you want to be my friend, I get that.

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Don't Worry Sazh by Hawkflight7 reviews
Traversing through the Vile Peaks was a risky enough buisness and that was where she made the vow to herself. To look after the man she loved.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Story time by MissWindowsill reviews
Classic fairy tales mixed up with Final fantasy XIII. There's a lot of weather references and gender confusion. Rated T to be safe.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013
Home is where the heart is by MissWindowsill reviews
Rios wakes up in the middle of the night to find someone staring at him.
Army of Two - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/25/2012 - T. Rios, E. Salem - Complete
This Is Where I Sleep by Cohen's girl reviews
Salem suffers from nightmares. Rated T for language.
Army of Two - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - T. Rios, E. Salem - Complete
Burning Bridges by ShadedRogue reviews
He has to go through with this, end it once and for all. It pains him like nothing else, a red-hot blade scorching the tattered pieces of his insides. RainesxRygdea; mid-game spoilers.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Cid R., Rygdea - Complete
The Photographer by pencilpusher89 reviews
Link visits Windfall Island at night, and the King of Red Lions meets an old friend.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Link, King Of Red Lions/King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule - Complete
Vending machine by MissWindowsill reviews
Zoey wants a snack from the vending machine but the survivors have no coins. It's up to Louis to save the day.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Louis, Zoey - Complete
Yellow Feathered Birds by twintailed reviews
Sazh and Dajh talk about chocobos. No spoilers, pre-game, pre-Euride Gorge.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sazh, Dajh K. - Complete
Melodies by Relika Nox reviews
A series of drabbles based on musical terms, ranging from romance to angst to humor and everything in between, exploring the relationship between everyone's two favorite Cavalry men. Cid/Rygdea
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Cid R., Rygdea - Complete
Too Little Too Late by Relika Nox reviews
All does not go according to plan, but sacrifices have to be made in the name of the greater cause. Introspective-ish. Cid/Rygdea
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Cid R., Rygdea - Complete
Denial by KoyuEviko reviews
Even if you think you don't have time for love, love may have other plans. Cid/Rygdea
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Cid R., Rygdea - Complete
Set The Fire by grieverwings reviews
For nights, he is plagued with dreams of dazzling light parades, smoking guns he hadn't the courage to set off, and crystals, and in the mornings he reaches for his wife and finds an empty bed. Sazh/Vanille, tie-in to "Smile", oneshot
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Superiority by Relika Nox reviews
In certain cases, size does matter. Cid/Rygdea
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Cid R., Rygdea - Complete
Smile by grieverwings reviews
"Come on, sir!" the picture kid cried, brandishing the camera around his neck like a weapon. "First one's free. Don't you think your… uh… girlfriend would love it?" That just about struck Sazh dumb. Sazh/Vanille, oneshot
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Wild Truth by moonjump05 reviews
Sazh/Vanille friendship, pre-romance. A talk at sunrise on Gran Pulse.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Conjecture by Cheria reviews
Rygdea does as ordered, because taking action and making things happen is what he does. Spoilers up to chapter 12.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Rygdea, Cid R. - Complete
Without a Care by Benevolent Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Sazh and Vanille have a playful moment on their journey to Nautilus, leaving Sazh to sort himself out.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
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Elexir reviews
Basically, Pulse is hard work. If it's not the monsters it's the people. Sazh and Snow bro time and SazhXVanille
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Sazh - Complete
Tall drink
Rygdea knows how to say charming things. Raines knows how to be honest. RainesXRygdea, planted in my head by my sister.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Cid R., Rygdea - Complete
Kiss me
He can't trust anyone else like he can trust his captain. Cid/Rygdea. More gay stuff from Vault-Pizza. Another prompt fill too. Happy Valentines day.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Rygdea, Cid R. - Complete
cradle robber reviews
Sazh and Vanille get into an argument about who actually is the cradle robber. Kink meme fill, Sazh/Vanille I should stop writing these.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Vanille, Sazh - Complete
I will always wear it reviews
Back on Pulse things were never easy. Vanille still always does her best to make a day special. Fang and Vanille friendship!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Fang, Vanille - Complete
Win your heart reviews
Rygdea tries to win the heart of Cid Raines. Being in love and suddenly paranoid was always a great combination. Kink meme fill would you believe it?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Rygdea, Cid R. - Complete
Ice cream reviews
Sazh and Vanille are in the city of dreams, but Vanille still can't seem to get her mind of things. But Sazh has been a dad for long enough to know just what usually cheers kids up. VanilleXSazh
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sazh, Vanille - Complete
Cold hands reviews
Cid/Rygdea drabble. Rygdea didn't bring a jacket, or gloves. But who really needs that when you have a warm friend?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Rygdea, Cid R. - Complete
We will reviews
Wakka has a lot on his mind and is feeling confused. Lulu wants him to know she will be there for him. Short Lulu/Wakka moment in Macalania. Written for my sister as a prize to a bet!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Lulu, Wakka - Complete
Don't worry about it reviews
Nothing much, but in the end. Rios ends up owing Salem a beer. Or three, depending on who you ask.
Army of Two - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - E. Salem, T. Rios - Complete
Throne reviews
This is something I wrote to re-pay my sister for breaking another glass. Prompt was "Throne" and this is what I made of it! Cid/Rygdea
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Cid R., Rygdea - Complete
Cape reviews
Cid's cape looks nice. But does it ever get in the way? Cid/Rygdea
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Cid R., Rygdea - Complete
Cold reviews
It's cold outside, and Vanille is freezing. Good thing Sazh is a gentelman. SazhXVanille drabble.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Vanille, Sazh - Complete
Braid reviews
A short little drabble like oneshot with Cid and Rygdea. For anyone who needs a happy fix. Slight Cid/Rygdea
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Cid R., Rygdea
Let me hear you laugh reviews
Sometimes when bad things happen you just need that little silly moment to pull trough.
Army of Two - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2012 - T. Rios, E. Salem - Complete
Gumdrops reviews
After getting into the safehouse Louis remembers what day it is. It goes really well and even Francis ends up getting a Valentine?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Louis, Zoey - Complete
In the name of love reviews
Zoey screws up dinner. Badly. Louis tries to make her feel better.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Louis, Zoey - Complete
By the way Bill reviews
Bill and Francis have a small talk, about beards.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bill, Francis - Complete
The wrath of one angry person reviews
Louis finally grows a pair and proposes to Zoey. Well sort of anyway. Can he rely on his friends Bill and Francis to help him with everything? Well at least they tried... Rated for swearing and lots of it
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete